求英文幽默簡短的句子
The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn?
Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep. <;強推>
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. <;強推這句>
Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk?
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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求英文經典句子
最美的十大經典愛情句子 1) I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you. 我愛你,不是因為你是一個怎樣的人,而是因為我喜歡與你在一起時的感覺。
2) No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry. 沒有人值得你流淚,值得讓你這么做的人不會讓你哭泣。 3) The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them. 失去某人,最糟糕的莫過于,他近在身旁,卻猶如遠在天邊。
4) Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. 縱然傷心,也不要愁眉不展,因為你不知是誰會愛上你的笑容。 5) To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. 對于世界而言,你是一個人;但是對于某個人,你是他的整個世界。
6) Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you. 不要為那些不愿在你身上花費時間的人而浪費你的時間。 7) Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. 愛你的人如果沒有按你所希望的方式來愛你,那并不代表他們沒有全心全意地愛你。
8) Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to. 不要著急,最好的總會在最不經意的時候出現。 9) Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful. 在遇到夢中人之前,上天也許會安排我們先遇到別的人;在我們終于遇見心儀的人時,便應當心存感激。
10) Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened. 不要因為結束而哭泣,微笑吧,為你的曾經擁有。 經典搞笑的英語句子 1)Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. 鈔票不是萬能的,有時還需要信用卡. 2)One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每個人都應該熱愛動物,因為它們很好吃. 3)Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要節約用水,盡量和女友一起洗澡. 4)Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. 要用心去愛你的鄰居,不過不要讓她的老公知道. 5)Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每個成功男人的背后,都有一個女人. 每個不成功男人的背后, 都有兩個女人。
6)Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 再快樂的單身漢遲早也會結婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. 7)The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 聰明人都是未婚的,結婚的人很難再聰明起來. 8)Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 成功是一個相關名詞,他會給你帶來很多不相關的親戚(聯系). 9)Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. 10)Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 后排座位上的小孩會生出意外, 后排座位上的意外會生出小孩. 11)“Your future depends on your dreams.“ So go to sleep. “現在的夢想決定著你的將來“,所以還是再睡一會吧. 12)There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 應該有更好的方式開始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每個上午都醒來. 13)“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk? “ 努力工作不會導致死亡!“不過我不會用自己去證明. 14)“Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours! “ 工作好有意思耶!“尤其是看著別人工作. 15)When two's company, three's the result! 兩個人的狀態是不穩定的,三個人才是! 16)The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. 學的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘記的越多, 忘記的越多,知道的越少, 為什么學來著?!。
跪求有趣的英文句子,如Canyoucanacanasacannercancanacan?-作
* you can a can as a canner can can a can?你能夠像罐頭工人一樣裝罐頭嗎?2.I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish,but if you wish the wish the witch wishes,I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.我希望夢想著你夢想中的夢想,但是如果你夢想著女巫的夢想,我就不想夢想著你夢想中的夢想.3.I scream,you scream,we all scream for ice-cream!我叫喊,你叫喊,我們都喊著要冰淇淋!* many cookies could a good cook cook if a good cook could cook cookies?A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.如果一個好的廚師能做小甜餅,那么他能做多少小甜餅呢?一個好的廚師能做出和其它好廚師一樣多的小甜餅.* driver was drunk and drove the doctor's car directly into the deep ditch.這個司機喝醉了,他把醫生的車開進了一個大深溝里.*r the weather be fine or whether the weather be *r the weather be cold or whether the weather be *'ll weather the weather whether we like it or not.無論是晴天或是陰天.無論是冷或是暖,不管喜歡與否,我們都要經受風霜雨露.* Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper * Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?彼德派柏捏起一撮泡菜.彼德派柏捏起的是一撮泡菜.那么彼德派捏起的泡菜在哪兒?8.I thought a * the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I * the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought,I wouldn't have thought so much.我有一種想法,但是我的這種想法不是我曾經想到的那種想法.如果這種想法是我曾經想到的想法,我就不會想那么多了.* the mists and coldest frosts,With barest wrists and stoutest boasts,He thrusts his fists against the posts,And still insists he sees the ghosts.霧蒙蒙,冰霜凍,手腕兒空空,話兒涌,只見他猛所拳頭往柱子上砸,直說自己把鬼碰.* was able to beat Bill at billiards,but Bill always beat Badmin badly at badminton.巴德明在臺球上能夠打敗比爾,但是打羽毛球比爾常常大敗巴德明.* beat a bit of butter to make a better butter.貝蒂敲打一小塊黃油要做一塊更好的奶油面.* repeated what Reardon recited when Reardon read the remarks.當里爾登讀評論時,麗塔重復里爾登背誦的東西.* free fruit flies fly from flames.沒有幾只果蠅從火焰中飛過去.*-five flags freely flutter from the floating frigate.五十五面旗子在輕輕漂浮的戰艦上自由的飄揚.* is no need to light a night light on a light night like * a bright night light is just like a slight light.像今夜這樣明亮的夜晚,就不需要點一盞夜燈,因為明亮的夜燈也會變得微弱.17.A pleasant peasant keeps a pleasant pheasant and both the peasant and the pheasant are having a pleasant time together.一位和氣的農民養了一只伶俐的野雞,而且這位和氣的農民和這只伶俐的野雞在一起度過了一段很美好的時光* many sheets could a sheet slitter slit if a sheet slitter could slit sheets?如果裁紙機能裁紙的話,一個裁紙機能裁多少張紙呢?* owned a saw and * owned a * See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw before Soar saw See.西先生有一個鋸,薩先生有一個秋千.現在在薩先生看見西先生之前,西先生的鋸鋸斷了薩先生的秋千.* you're keen on stunning kites and cunning stunts,buy a cunning stunning stunt kite.如果你非常相要好的風箏和精彩的表演,就去買一只漂亮的,靈巧的風箏吧.* sent Fred ten hens yesterday so Fred's fresh bread is ready already.特德昨天給弗萊德送去了十只母雞,所以弗萊德的新鮮面包已經準備好了.22.A Finnish fisher named Fisher failed to fish any fish one Friday afternoon and finally he found out a big fissure in his fishing net.一個名叫費希爾的芬蘭漁民在一個星期五的下午未能捕捉到任何魚,結果他民現他的漁網上有一個大裂口.*'s father is frying French fries for his five fire-fighter friends after they finished a fire-fighting in a factory.在結束對一家工廠的滅火戰斗以后,弗蘭克的父親在為他的五個消防隊員朋友炸制法式土豆(炸薯條)。
能給幾個搞笑又經典的英文句子
先給幾個:
Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
鈔票不是萬能的,有時還需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每個人都應該熱愛動物,因為它們很好吃。
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每個成功男人的背后,都有一個女人。每個不成功男人的背后,都有兩個。
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快樂的單身漢遲早也會結婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
“現在的夢想決定著你的將來”,所以還是再睡一會吧。
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
應該有更好的方式開始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每個上午都醒來。
"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk? "
“努力工作不會導致死亡!”不過我不會用自己去證明。
"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
“工作好有意思耶!”尤其是看著別人工作。
When two's company, three's the result!
兩個人的狀態是不穩定的,三個人才是!
最后給幾個無敵的:
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩會生出意外,后排座位上的意外會生出小孩。
Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要節約用水,盡量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
要用心去愛你的鄰居,不過不要讓她的老公知道。
^_^請笑納
有沒有一些搞笑的英語句子
Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
鈔票不是萬能的,有時還需要信用卡.
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每個人都應該熱愛動物,因為它們很好吃.
Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要節約用水,盡量和女友一起洗澡.
Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
要用心去愛你的鄰居,不過不要讓她的老公知道.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每個成功男人的背后,都有一個女人. 每個不成功男人的背后, 都有兩個女人。
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快樂的單身漢遲早也會結婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聰明人都是未婚的,結婚的人很難再聰明起來.
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一個相關名詞,他會給你帶來很多不相關的親戚(聯系).
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
愛情就象照片,需要大量的暗房時間來培養. (老外也保守,要摸黑辦事,哈哈)
有誰可以告訴我一些有趣的英語短語
* and white黑白* and lodging膳宿 * and fact因果* and night日夜 * and west東西* and near遠近 * and evil好壞* and earth天地 *d and wife夫婦* and women男女 *al and mental身心* and wrong是非 *r and lighting雷電 * and children婦孺 二、與漢語詞序相反的詞組 * and water水火* and left左右 * and light輕重* or later遲早 * and old老少* and blood血汗 * and blood血肉 *lture and industry工農業 * and steel鋼鐵 * and gentlemen先生們女士們 * and cold冷熱* and new新舊 * and front前后* and sea海陸 *ast東南*ast東北 *est西南*est西北 * and downs沉浮 * and clothing衣食 * and poor貧富* and drink飲食 * and belly腹背* and board膳宿 * and sorrow悲歡 *,long and high長寬高 *,south,east and west東南西北 三、英語詞序相反,詞義迥異的詞組 1.a kind of一種,某種,有點 of a kind同類的,徒有其名的,不怎么樣的 * all總共 all in精疲力盡的,精疲力竭的 * hand在手中 hand in上交 * far來自遠方 far from離得遠,遠非 *要是……,但愿……,只要……就好了(常與虛擬語氣連用) only if必須在……的條件下,非在……的條件下不可(引導條件狀語從句) * than不同于……,除了…… than other比其它的 * too太……(后加形容詞、副詞) too much太多的……(后加名詞) * in相信,信任 in trust委托人管,保管,照顧 * in上交,交出 in turn輪流,反過來 * as諸如……之類,象……一樣(用來列舉同類事物) as such如此,象這樣的(表上下文之間的照應) * you回頭見,再見 you see你瞧,你是知道的,要知道(用于插入語)。
英語中有趣的短語,成語
諺語: ⒈Actions speak louder than words。
事實勝于雄辯。 ⒉Knowledge is power。
知識就是力量。 ⒊An idle youth,a needy age。
少壯不努力,老大徒傷悲。 ⒋Better late than never。
晚做總比不做強。 ⒌Better pills may have wholesome effects。
良藥苦口。 ⒍Easy come,easy go。
來得容易,去得容易。 ⒎Look before you leap。
三思而后行。 ⒏Well begin is half done。
好的開始是成功的一半。 ⒐Speech is silver,silence is gold。
雄辯是銀,緘默是金。 ⒑All good things come to an end。
天下沒有不散的宴席。 ⒒Even Homer sometimes nods。
智者千慮,必有一失。 ⒓It's dogged that does it。
世上無難事,只怕有心人。 ⒔Live and learn。
活到老,學到老。 ⒕All roads lead to Rome。
條條大路通羅馬。 ⒖Opportunity seldom knocks twice。
機不可失,失不再來。 成語: ⒈What's done can not be undone。
木已成舟。 ⒉In prosperity think of adversity。
居安思危。 ⒊Pride will have a fall。
驕者必敗。 ⒋Practise what you preach。
言行一致。 ⒌Practice makes perfect。
熟能生巧。 ⒍Every man has his faults。
人孰無過。 ⒎You cannot clap with one hand。
孤掌難鳴。 ⒏No pain,no gain。
無勞不獲。 ⒐Where there is a will,there is a way。
有志者事竟成。 ⒑Seeing is believing。
百聞不如一見。 ⒒I am caught between the devil and the deep blue sea。
進退維谷。 ⒓All corners of the land。
五湖四海。 ⒔Blazing with colour。
五彩繽紛。 ⒕Take in everything at a glance。
一覽無余。 ⒖Round the clock。
日以繼夜。 ⒗Justly and forcefully。
理直氣壯。 ⒘It rains cats and dogs。
大雨滂沱。 ⒙Walls have ears。
隔墻有耳。 ⒚Heart and soul。
一心一意。 ⒛Do in Rome as the Romans do。
入鄉隨俗。鼠目寸光 be shortsighted 金蟬脫殼 escape unnoticed 飛禽走獸 birds and beasts。
英語的一些比較有趣的句子
Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you.
麻煩沒來找你,就別去自找麻煩。
I think that that that that that student wrote on the blackboard was wrong.
我認為那個學生寫在黑板上的那個“that”是錯誤的。
I think that/that "that"/taht(which) that student wrote on the blackboard was wrong.
I know. You know. I know that you know. I know that you know that I know.
我知道。你知道。我知道你知道。我知道你知道我知道。
We must hang together, or well be hanged separately.
我們必須團結在一起,否則我們將被一個個絞死。
The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog.
那只敏捷的棕色狐貍跳過了一只懶惰的狗。
(這個句子包含了英語中的26個字母。)
Was it a bar or a bat I saw?
我看到的是鐵棒還是棒球棍?
Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
鈔票不是萬能的,有時還需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每個人都應該熱愛動物,因為它們很好吃。
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口,今天就要找好
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
“現在的夢想決定著你的將來”,所以還是再睡一會吧。
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
應該有更好的方式開始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每個上午都醒來。
"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk? "
“努力工作不會導致死亡!”不過我不會用自己去證明。
"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
“工作好有意思耶!”尤其是看著別人工作。