華閱文章網英語搞笑短劇,三四個人左右,別太難,要搞笑的！！五分鐘左右,
Scared sleepingShakey went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I get under the bed, I think there's somebody on top of it. Top, under, top, under. "you gotta help me, I'm going crazy!" "Just put yourself in my hands for two years," said the shrink. "Come to me three times a week, and I'll cure your fears." "How much do you charge?" "A hundred dollars per visit." "I'll sleep on it," said Shakey. Six months later the doctor met Shakey on the street. "Why didn't you ever come to see me again?" asked the psychiatrist. "For a hundred buck's a visit? A bartender cured me for ten dollars." "Is that so! How?" "He told me to cut the legs off the bed！" （內容大意：Shakey去看心理醫生。
他說：醫生，我感到很困擾。當我睡在床上時，總覺得有人在床下。
當我在床下時，又覺得有人在床上。來回很多次。
你一定要幫我，我就快要瘋掉了。醫生：盡管將你交給我兩年，每星期來三次。
我就會治好你的恐懼。他問：你收多少錢？醫生：每次$100他說：我會考慮一下六個月后，醫生在街上遇見Shakey。
醫生就問：為甚麼你沒有再來找我？他說：你看一次要$100？一個酒吧服務生給我治療只收$10。醫生：這樣！他怎麼治你？他說：他叫我切掉床的腳。）
↑人物只有兩個你可以到這里找一個你喜歡的http://**。
英語搞笑短劇,5—10 分鐘
前臺小姐：“hello？” 老外：“hi.” 前臺小姐：“you have what thing？” 老外：“can you speak English？ ” 前臺小姐：“if I not speak English, I am speaking what？” 老外：“can anybody else speak English？ ” 前臺小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go.” 老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak English？” 前臺小姐：“ shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing.” 老外：“I want to speak to your head.” 前臺小姐：“head not * tomorrow come.”Will power意志力 Mike(M) Danny(C), Tommy(T)---classmates 地點：Scene----in the college dorm大學宿舍 Danny is playing a computer game on his laptop. Tommy is sleeping. Mike came back from a morning jogging. M: hi, Dan, what are u doing? D: I am playing war craft. M: Where is Tommy? D: Shiiiii! M:What? What's the matter? D: Don't u see? He is still sleeping. M: My goodness! I can't believe this! It's almost nine. He got to get up now. Don't u remember we are required to make up a three people dialogue for tomorrow's oral class? D: Yes, I do. You wake up Tommy and I will play one more round of war craft. M: You'd better stop playing right now. We don't have much time to prepare this dialogue. Tommy! Tommy! Wake up! Time to wake up! T:five more minutes, please. Mike: No way, Jose. Time really * still have a lot to do. Hurry up. T: (Tommy sits up in his bed) Can I lie down two more minutes, please, just two more minutes? when Danny finishes his game, I will be fine.(Yawns) I don't know why I am so so sleepy. (Tommy lies down again.) M: Guys!!! I am really angry now. Time waits for nobody. If you two don't stop what you are doing now, I will find somebody else to be my partners. D and T: all right. All right. We listen to u. M: That's more like it. We need will power. D and T: what is will power? M: Will power is trying hard not to do something that you really want to do. D: You mean like trying not to play war craft? Mike: right. T: you mean like trying not to stay up late? M: right. Danny turns off his computer. Tommy gets up and goes to the bathroom. Two minutes later the three maskeetters are working on their assignment. Danny: Mike, can I take a little break? Let me play one round and we will continue our work? Tommy: Mike, Can I lie down a minute? My back hurts. Mike: No! No! No! Let's finish our work first before we do anything. We need will power!!! Danny and Tommy: that's true. We need will power! We listen to you. The end六人On The Way Home回家的路上 Six high school students are walking on their way home, talking, laughing， 。
六個高中生走在回家的路上，一邊聊天，一邊笑. A: hey, guys, what are you going to do when you get home？ 喂，哥們，你們放學后干什么啊？ B: I'm going to watch the soccer game * parents won't let me watch in the early morning.I'm so mad at them. 我要看足球重播.我爸媽不讓我大清早起來看.我還在生他們的氣呢. All:(sing)If you're mad and you know it stamp your feet(everybody stamps his feet) 大伙（唱） 如果你知道你生氣你就跺跺你的腳（跺腳） C: I think I'm going to get something to eat first. I'm so hungry. 我一回家就要找吃的.餓死我了. ALL:(Sing) If you're hungry and you know it touch your tummy,mmm。(everybody toches his tummy) 大伙（唱）如果你知道你餓了你就摸摸你的肚皮（摸肚皮） A:(to D) what about you? A（對D說） 你呢？ D:(pretend to yawn)I can't wait to lie down on my sofa. I'm so sleepy.(yawn again) D：（裝打哈欠）我恨不得馬上躺在沙發上.真困！（打哈欠） All except E:(sing)If you're sleepy and you know it take a nap(pretend to take a nap while yawning) 大伙E除外：（唱）如果你知道你困了你就打個盹（打盹） all of a sudden, A realizes E is nowhere to be found. 突然，A 意識到E不見了. A:(to F)E,where is E? A（對F說） E, F 呢？ F: I have no idea. He was with us one minute ago. 不知道呀.剛才還在啊. Eeverybody turns around looking for E. 大伙四處尋找E B: Look! there he is! (pointing ) 在那！ 他在那！（手指遠處） C: oh oh, he is with a stray dog. 不好了，他和一個流浪狗在一起. D: I know he likes dogs. 他喜歡狗. F: but that dog looks mean. 但那狗樣子很兇唉. A: we'd better tell him to stay away from that mean looking dog. 我們快叫他別理那狗. Everybody: (shouting) E! Come back! Come Back！ 大伙（大聲叫）E！ 回來！回來！ B: Oh my god! He is bleeding！ 天啊！他流血了！ D: The dog bit him！ 他被狗咬了！ F: Hurry up！ 快過去看看！ Everybody runs to E. E moans in pain.(pretend moaning) 大伙跑過去.E 疼痛地叫著（裝疼叫） ALL: (to E)are you all right？ 你怎么樣？ E: (shakes his head and keeps moaning) （搖頭，疼叫。
【英語課前表演5分鐘,最好是趣味句子,要有新意哦】
* trouble trouble till trouble troubles you.麻煩沒來找你，就別去自找麻煩.第一、四個trouble是動詞，第二、三個trouble是名詞.2.I think that that that that that student wrote on the blackboard was wrong.我認為那個學生寫在黑板上的那個“that”是錯誤的.第一個that是連詞，引起賓語從句；第二、五個that是指示代詞“那個”；第三個that在這兒相當于名詞；第四個that是關系代詞，引起定語從句.3.I * know.I know that you know.I know that you know that I know.我知道.你知道.我知道你知道.我知道你知道我知道.* must hang together,or we'll be hanged separately.我們必須團結在一起，否則我們將被一個個絞死.這是一句雙關語.前面的hang together是“團結一致”的意思，后面的hanged是“絞死”的意思.* quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog.那只敏捷的棕色狐貍跳過了一只懶惰的狗.這個句子包含了英語中的26個字母.* it a bar or a bat I saw？我看到的是酒吧還是蝙蝠？這是一句回文句，順著讀和倒著讀是一樣的.7.上聯：To China for china,China with china,dinner on china.去中國買瓷器，中國有瓷器，吃飯靠瓷器.下聯：到前門買前門，前門沒前門，后門有前門.這是一副對仗工整、妙趣橫生的英漢對聯.下聯中的第二、四、五個“前門”指“大前門”香煙.8.2B or not 2B,that is a 這是一種文字簡化游戲.它的意思是：To be or not to be,that is a question.（生存還是毀滅，那是一個問題.）。
有趣搞笑的英語句子
Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
鈔票不是萬能的，有時還需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每個人都應該熱愛動物，因為它們很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要節約用水，盡量和女友一起洗澡。
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每個成功男人的背后，都有一個女人。每個不成功男人的背后，都有兩個。
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快樂的單身漢遲早也會結婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聰明人都是未婚的，結婚的人很難再聰明起來。
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一個相關名詞，他會給你帶來很多不相關的親戚（聯系）。
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
愛情就象照片，需要大量的暗房時間來培養。 （老外也保守，要摸黑辦事，哈哈）
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩會生出意外，后排座位上的意外會生出小孩。
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
“現在的夢想決定著你的將來”，所以還是再睡一會吧。
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
應該有更好的方式開始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每個上午都醒來。
"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk? "
“努力工作不會導致死亡！”不過我不會用自己去證明。
"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
“工作好有意思耶！”尤其是看著別人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神決定了誰是你的親戚，幸運的是在選擇朋友方面他給了你留了余地。
When two's company, three's the result!
兩個人的狀態是不穩定的，三個人才是！
A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服飾就象鐵絲網，它阻止你貿然行動但并不妨礙你盡情的觀看。
The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
學的越多，知道的越多，知道的越多，忘記的越多，
忘記的越多，知道的越少，為什么學來著？
能給幾個搞笑又經典的英文句子
先給幾個：
Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
鈔票不是萬能的，有時還需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每個人都應該熱愛動物，因為它們很好吃。
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每個成功男人的背后，都有一個女人。每個不成功男人的背后，都有兩個。
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快樂的單身漢遲早也會結婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
“現在的夢想決定著你的將來”，所以還是再睡一會吧。
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
應該有更好的方式開始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每個上午都醒來。
"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk? "
“努力工作不會導致死亡！”不過我不會用自己去證明。
"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
“工作好有意思耶！”尤其是看著別人工作。
When two's company, three's the result!
兩個人的狀態是不穩定的，三個人才是！
最后給幾個無敵的：
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩會生出意外，后排座位上的意外會生出小孩。
Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要節約用水，盡量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
要用心去愛你的鄰居，不過不要讓她的老公知道。
^_^請笑納
搞笑的英語句子翻譯
一、幽默的英語句子 1) Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. 鈔票不是萬能的，有時還需要信用卡。
2) One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每個人都應該熱愛動物，因為它們很好吃。 3)Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要節約用水，盡量和女友一起洗澡。
4)Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. 要用心去愛你的鄰居，不過不要讓她的老公知道。 5)Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每個成功男人的背后，都有一個女人。
每個不成功男人的背后，都有兩個。 6)Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 再快樂的單身漢遲早也會結婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。
7)The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 聰明人都是未婚的，結婚的人很難再聰明起來。 8)Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 成功是一個相關名詞，他會給你帶來很多不相關的親戚（聯系）。
9)Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。 10)Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 愛情就象照片，需要大量的暗房時間來培養。
（老外也保守，要摸黑辦事，哈哈） 11)Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 后排座位上的小孩會生出意外，后排座位上的意外會生出小孩。 12)"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. "現在的夢想決定著你的將來"，所以還是再睡一會吧。
13)There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 應該有更好的方式開始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每個上午都醒來。 14)"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk？ " "努力工作不會導致死亡！"不過我不會用自己去證明。
15)"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours！ " "工作好有意思耶！"尤其是看著別人工作。 16)God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. 神決定了誰是你的親戚，幸運的是在選擇朋友方面他給了你留了余地。
17)When two's company, three's the result！ 兩個人的狀態是不穩定的，三個人才是！ 18)A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. 服飾就象鐵絲網，它阻止你冒然行動但并不妨礙你盡情的觀看。 19)The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. 學的越多，知道的越多，知道的越多，忘記的越多，忘記的越多，知道的越少，為什么學來著？ 二、勵志的英語句子 * man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry. 沒有人值得你流淚，值得讓你這么做的人不會讓你哭泣。
* you fail, don't forget to learn your lesson. 如果你失敗了，千萬別忘了汲取教訓。 *'t waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you. 不要為那些不愿在你身上花費時間的人而浪費你的時間 * a noble and honest life. Reviving past times in your old age will help you to enjoy your life again. 過一種高尚而誠實的生活。
當你年老時回想起過去，你就能再一次享受人生。 * the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. 對于世界而言，你是一個人；但是對于某個人，你是他的整個世界。
* judge people by their appearance. 永遠不要以貌取人。 *'t try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to. 不要著急，最好的總會在最不經意的時候出現。
*er the best love is to love others unconditionally rather than make demands on them. 記住：最好的愛存在于對別人的愛勝于對別人的索求之上。 * your crystal goblets. Do not save your best perfume, and use it every time you feel you want it. 舉起你的酒杯吧。
不要吝嗇灑上你最好的香水，你想用的時候就享用吧！ * for knowledge, read more, sit on your front porch and admire the view without paying attention to your needs. 尋找更多的知識，多讀一些書，坐在你家的前廊里，以贊美的眼光去享受眼前的風景，不要帶上任何功利的想法。 * yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you. 在你想了解別人也想讓別人了解你之前，先完善并了解自己。
* not keep anything for a special occasion, because every day that you live is a SPECIAL OCCASION. 不要將你的東西為了某一個特別的時刻而預留著，因為你生活的每一天都是那么特別。 * frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. 縱然傷心，也不要愁眉不展，因為你不知是誰會愛上你的笑容。
14."There are only two creatures," says a proverb, "who can surmount the pyramids-the eagle and the snail." 俗話說：“能登上金字塔的。
