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          幽默的英文短句

          跪求有趣的英文句子,如Canyoucanacanasacannercancanacan?-作

          * you can a can as a canner can can a can?你能夠像罐頭工人一樣裝罐頭嗎?2.I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish,but if you wish the wish the witch wishes,I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.我希望夢想著你夢想中的夢想,但是如果你夢想著女巫的夢想,我就不想夢想著你夢想中的夢想.3.I scream,you scream,we all scream for ice-cream!我叫喊,你叫喊,我們都喊著要冰淇淋!* many cookies could a good cook cook if a good cook could cook cookies?A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.如果一個好的廚師能做小甜餅,那么他能做多少小甜餅呢?一個好的廚師能做出和其它好廚師一樣多的小甜餅.* driver was drunk and drove the doctor's car directly into the deep ditch.這個司機喝醉了,他把醫生的車開進了一個大深溝里.*r the weather be fine or whether the weather be *r the weather be cold or whether the weather be *'ll weather the weather whether we like it or not.無論是晴天或是陰天.無論是冷或是暖,不管喜歡與否,我們都要經受風霜雨露.* Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper * Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?彼德派柏捏起一撮泡菜.彼德派柏捏起的是一撮泡菜.那么彼德派捏起的泡菜在哪兒?8.I thought a * the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I * the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought,I wouldn't have thought so much.我有一種想法,但是我的這種想法不是我曾經想到的那種想法.如果這種想法是我曾經想到的想法,我就不會想那么多了.* the mists and coldest frosts,With barest wrists and stoutest boasts,He thrusts his fists against the posts,And still insists he sees the ghosts.霧蒙蒙,冰霜凍,手腕兒空空,話兒涌,只見他猛所拳頭往柱子上砸,直說自己把鬼碰.* was able to beat Bill at billiards,but Bill always beat Badmin badly at badminton.巴德明在臺球上能夠打敗比爾,但是打羽毛球比爾常常大敗巴德明.* beat a bit of butter to make a better butter.貝蒂敲打一小塊黃油要做一塊更好的奶油面.* repeated what Reardon recited when Reardon read the remarks.當里爾登讀評論時,麗塔重復里爾登背誦的東西.* free fruit flies fly from flames.沒有幾只果蠅從火焰中飛過去.*-five flags freely flutter from the floating frigate.五十五面旗子在輕輕漂浮的戰艦上自由的飄揚.* is no need to light a night light on a light night like * a bright night light is just like a slight light.像今夜這樣明亮的夜晚,就不需要點一盞夜燈,因為明亮的夜燈也會變得微弱.17.A pleasant peasant keeps a pleasant pheasant and both the peasant and the pheasant are having a pleasant time together.一位和氣的農民養了一只伶俐的野雞,而且這位和氣的農民和這只伶俐的野雞在一起度過了一段很美好的時光* many sheets could a sheet slitter slit if a sheet slitter could slit sheets?如果裁紙機能裁紙的話,一個裁紙機能裁多少張紙呢?* owned a saw and * owned a * See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw before Soar saw See.西先生有一個鋸,薩先生有一個秋千.現在在薩先生看見西先生之前,西先生的鋸鋸斷了薩先生的秋千.* you're keen on stunning kites and cunning stunts,buy a cunning stunning stunt kite.如果你非常相要好的風箏和精彩的表演,就去買一只漂亮的,靈巧的風箏吧.* sent Fred ten hens yesterday so Fred's fresh bread is ready already.特德昨天給弗萊德送去了十只母雞,所以弗萊德的新鮮面包已經準備好了.22.A Finnish fisher named Fisher failed to fish any fish one Friday afternoon and finally he found out a big fissure in his fishing net.一個名叫費希爾的芬蘭漁民在一個星期五的下午未能捕捉到任何魚,結果他民現他的漁網上有一個大裂口.*'s father is frying French fries for his five fire-fighter friends after they finished a fire-fighting in a factory.在結束對一家工廠的滅火戰斗以后,弗蘭克的父親在為他的五個消防隊員朋友炸制法式土豆(炸薯條)。

          搞笑的英語句子翻譯

          一、幽默的英語句子 1) Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. 鈔票不是萬能的,有時還需要信用卡。

          2) One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每個人都應該熱愛動物,因為它們很好吃。 3)Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要節約用水,盡量和女友一起洗澡。

          4)Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. 要用心去愛你的鄰居,不過不要讓她的老公知道。 5)Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每個成功男人的背后,都有一個女人。

          每個不成功男人的背后,都有兩個。 6)Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 再快樂的單身漢遲早也會結婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。

          7)The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 聰明人都是未婚的,結婚的人很難再聰明起來。 8)Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 成功是一個相關名詞,他會給你帶來很多不相關的親戚(聯系)。

          9)Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 不要等明天交不上差再找借口,今天就要找好。 10)Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 愛情就象照片,需要大量的暗房時間來培養。

          (老外也保守,要摸黑辦事,哈哈) 11)Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 后排座位上的小孩會生出意外,后排座位上的意外會生出小孩。 12)"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. "現在的夢想決定著你的將來",所以還是再睡一會吧。

          13)There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 應該有更好的方式開始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每個上午都醒來。 14)"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk? " "努力工作不會導致死亡!"不過我不會用自己去證明。

          15)"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! " "工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看著別人工作。 16)God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. 神決定了誰是你的親戚,幸運的是在選擇朋友方面他給了你留了余地。

          17)When two's company, three's the result! 兩個人的狀態是不穩定的,三個人才是! 18)A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. 服飾就象鐵絲網,它阻止你冒然行動但并不妨礙你盡情的觀看。 19)The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. 學的越多,知道的越多,知道的越多,忘記的越多,忘記的越多,知道的越少,為什么學來著? 二、勵志的英語句子 * man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry. 沒有人值得你流淚,值得讓你這么做的人不會讓你哭泣。

          * you fail, don't forget to learn your lesson. 如果你失敗了,千萬別忘了汲取教訓。 *'t waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you. 不要為那些不愿在你身上花費時間的人而浪費你的時間 * a noble and honest life. Reviving past times in your old age will help you to enjoy your life again. 過一種高尚而誠實的生活。

          當你年老時回想起過去,你就能再一次享受人生。 * the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. 對于世界而言,你是一個人;但是對于某個人,你是他的整個世界。

          * judge people by their appearance. 永遠不要以貌取人。 *'t try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to. 不要著急,最好的總會在最不經意的時候出現。

          *er the best love is to love others unconditionally rather than make demands on them. 記住:最好的愛存在于對別人的愛勝于對別人的索求之上。 * your crystal goblets. Do not save your best perfume, and use it every time you feel you want it. 舉起你的酒杯吧。

          不要吝嗇灑上你最好的香水,你想用的時候就享用吧! * for knowledge, read more, sit on your front porch and admire the view without paying attention to your needs. 尋找更多的知識,多讀一些書,坐在你家的前廊里,以贊美的眼光去享受眼前的風景,不要帶上任何功利的想法。 * yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you. 在你想了解別人也想讓別人了解你之前,先完善并了解自己。

          * not keep anything for a special occasion, because every day that you live is a SPECIAL OCCASION. 不要將你的東西為了某一個特別的時刻而預留著,因為你生活的每一天都是那么特別。 * frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. 縱然傷心,也不要愁眉不展,因為你不知是誰會愛上你的笑容。

          14."There are only two creatures," says a proverb, "who can surmount the pyramids-the eagle and the snail." 俗話說:“能登上金字塔的。

          有沒有非常實用的英語句子

          999句最實用英語口語! 1。

          I see. 我明白了。 2。

          I quit! 我不干了! 3。 Let go! 放手! 4。

          Me too. 我也是。 5。

          My god! 天哪! 6。 No way! 不行! 7。

          Come on. 來吧(趕快) 8。 Hold on. 等一等。

          9。 I agree。

          我同意。 10。

          Not bad. 還不錯。 11。

          Not yet. 還沒。 12。

          See you. 再見。 13。

          Shut up! 閉嘴! 14。 So long. 再見。

          15。 Why not? 好呀! (為什么不呢?) 16。

          Allow me. 讓我來。 17。

          Be quiet! 安靜點! 18。 Cheer up! 振作起來! 19。

          Good job! 做得好! 20。 Have fun! 玩得開心! 21。

          How much? 多少錢? 22。 I'm full. 我飽了。

          23。 I'm home. 我回來了。

          24。 I'm lost. 我迷路了。

          25。 My treat. 我請客。

          26。 So do I. 我也一樣。

          27。 This way。

          這邊請。 28。

          After you. 您先。 29。

          Bless you! 祝福你! 30。 Follow me. 跟我來。

          31。 Forget it! 休想! (算了!) 32。

          Good luck! 祝好運! 33。 I decline! 我拒絕! 34。

          I promise. 我保證。 35。

          Of course! 當然了! 36。 Slow down! 慢點! 37。

          Take care! 保重! 38。 They hurt. (傷口)疼。

          39。 Try again. 再試試。

          40。 Watch out! 當心。

          41。 What's up? 有什么事嗎? 42。

          Be careful! 注意! 43。 Bottoms up! 干杯(見底)! 44。

          Don't move! 不許動! 45。 Guess what? 猜猜看? 46。

          I doubt it 我懷疑。 47。

          I think so. 我也這么想。 48。

          I'm single. 我是單身貴族。 49。

          Keep it up! 堅持下去! 50。 Let me see.讓我想想。

          51。 Never mind.不要緊。

          52。 No problem! 沒問題! 53。

          That's all! 就這樣! 54。 Time is up. 時間快到了。

          55。 What's new? 有什么新鮮事嗎? 56。

          Count me on 算上我。 57。

          Don't worry. 別擔心。 58。

          Feel better? 好點了嗎? 59。 I love you! 我愛你! 60。

          I'm his fan。 我是他的影迷。

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          有趣搞笑的英語句子

          Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.

          鈔票不是萬能的,有時還需要信用卡。

          One should love animals. They are so tasty.

          每個人都應該熱愛動物,因為它們很好吃。

          Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.

          要節約用水,盡量和女友一起洗澡。

          Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

          每個成功男人的背后,都有一個女人。每個不成功男人的背后,都有兩個。

          Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

          再快樂的單身漢遲早也會結婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。

          The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

          聰明人都是未婚的,結婚的人很難再聰明起來。

          Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

          成功是一個相關名詞,他會給你帶來很多不相關的親戚(聯系)。

          Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.

          愛情就象照片,需要大量的暗房時間來培養。 (老外也保守,要摸黑辦事,哈哈)

          Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.

          后排座位上的小孩會生出意外,后排座位上的意外會生出小孩。

          "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.

          “現在的夢想決定著你的將來”,所以還是再睡一會吧。

          There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

          應該有更好的方式開始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每個上午都醒來。

          "Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk? "

          “努力工作不會導致死亡!”不過我不會用自己去證明。

          "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "

          “工作好有意思耶!”尤其是看著別人工作。

          God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.

          神決定了誰是你的親戚,幸運的是在選擇朋友方面他給了你留了余地。

          When two's company, three's the result!

          兩個人的狀態是不穩定的,三個人才是!

          A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.

          服飾就象鐵絲網,它阻止你貿然行動但并不妨礙你盡情的觀看。

          The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.

          The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.

          學的越多,知道的越多,知道的越多,忘記的越多,

          忘記的越多,知道的越少,為什么學來著?

          搞笑的英語句子

          老媽叫我翻譯!!!(超強爆笑)

          今天我正在看碟,老媽又捧了本書進來,說道:給我講講這幾句話什么意思

          老媽:這個“i don't know.“是什么意思?

          我說:“我不知道”

          老媽:送你上大學上了幾年,你怎么什么都不知道!!

          我說:不是!就是“我不知道”嗎!

          老媽:還嘴硬!!!!$@%!#$^&%#$%@$%@#$%!^%^!^%$^#&..(一頓爆揍)

          老媽:你在給我說說這個。“i know.“是什么意思你該知道吧,給我說說。

          我說:是“我知道“

          老媽:知道就快說。

          我說:就是“我知道“

          老媽:找茬呀你?剛才收拾你收拾的輕了是不?

          我說:就是我知道呀!

          老媽:知道你還不說!!不懂不要裝懂!&*$%^@$#!%$@^%#*$^^^##$%(又一頓爆揍)

          老媽:你給我小心點,花那么多錢送你上大學,搞的現在什么都不會,會那么一丁點東西還跟老娘擺譜,再問你最后一個,你給我好好解釋一下,說不出來我在收拾你,你給我翻譯一下“i know but i don't want to tell you.“是什么意思?

          我暈倒,拿起枕頭往頭上爆砸三十幾下,用頭撞墻四十多下,雙手輪番抽自己嘴巴五十多下,用腿踢桌子角六十多下,血肉模糊之時,我問老媽:這下你滿意吧

          這不她老人家又來問我了:“兒啊,i`m very annoyance,don`t tuouble me .是什么意思啊~?“

          我:“我很煩,別煩我“

          老媽:“找打,跟你媽這么說話“(于是被扁)

          老媽又問;“i hear nothing,repeat. 是what意思啊“

          我說:“我沒聽清,再說一次“

          老媽又說了一遍:i hear nothing,repeat“

          “我沒聽清,再說一次“

          結果被扁

          老媽再問:“what do you say “又怎么解釋呢“

          我說:“你說什么“(再次被扁)

          老媽再問:“look up in the dictionary“是何意啊'

          我說:“查字典“

          “查字典我還問你做甚“(被扁)

          老媽又問:you had better ask some body.怎么翻呢“

          我說:“你最好問別人“

          “你是我兒子,我問別人干嗎,又找打.“

          “啊!god save me !“

          “上帝救救我吧!”

          “耍你老媽玩,上帝也救不了你!(被扁)

          我再問你:“use you head,then think it over,又是什么意思啊!“

          我說:“動動腦子,再仔細想想.“

          “臭小子,還敢耍我“接著又要動手

          我連忙說:“是世上只有媽媽好的意思”

          “嗯,這還差不多,一會我給你做好吃的,明天再問你”

          求幾個英文笑話

          Basically,all the sex are same。

          習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it。茍不教:If you do not practise all the time。

          性乃遷:Sex will leave you。 。

          教之道:The way of learning it貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person。搞笑的翻譯how are you ? how old are you?怎么是你,怎么老是你?* don't bird me,I don't bird you你不 鳥我,我也不 鳥你* have seed I will give you some color to see see,brothers ! together up !你有種,我要給你點顏色瞧瞧,兄弟們,一起上!* everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!有事起奏,無事退朝* me you me彼此彼此* Give Me Stop!!你給我站住!* is know noknow is noknow知之為知之, 不知為不 知。

          * SISTER表妹* born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse' son can make hole!!龍生龍,鳳生鳳,老鼠的兒子大地洞*an Chinese not enough美中不 足* car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die車禍現場描述* flower angry open心花怒放* past no mistake past走過路過, 不要錯過15.小明:I am sorry!老外:I am sorry too!小明:I am sorry three!老外:What are you sorry for?小明:I am sorry five!* you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!要錢沒有,要命一條17.I call Li old big。 toyear 25。

          我叫李老大,今年25。* have two down son。

          你有兩下子。* far as you go to die有多遠,死多遠!!!!20.I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face給你臉你不 要臉,你丟臉,我翻臉昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng擇鄰處:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence。

          子不學:If you don't study hard,斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless。竇燕山 Dou, the Famous有義方 owned a very effective exciting medicine教五子 All his five son took it名俱揚 and their sexual ability were well-kown。

          養不教 If your children don't know how to do it,父之過 It is all your fault。教不嚴 If they had lots of problems with it,師之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex。

          子不學 You may refuse to study this非所宜 but that is a real mistake幼不學 If you don't learn it in childhood,老何為 you will lose your ability when aged玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,不成器 It won't become hard and strong。 人不學 If you don't learn sex,不知義 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness。

          有趣的英語句子翻譯-有趣的英語翻譯Wearegrazingthesheepinthe 愛問

          We are grazing ,the sheep in the next field. 我們在吃草,羊在旁邊的地里。

          英語中的逗號作用大著了。 1)As is known to everybody, the moon travels round the earth once every week。

          =It is known to everybody that the moon travels round the earth once every week。 2)I send you 100 dollars today, the rest to follow in a year. =I send you 100 dollars today, and the rest will follow in a year.。

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