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跪求一篇關于大學生活有關的英文4人短劇
True meaning of college life 旁白一：What's the true meaning of the life? This question is hovering in my mind when I entered the college 。
（多鏡頭切換，從不同視角拍主角在在操場行走） 生活的真正意義是什么？當我邁進大學開始，這個問題就在我的腦海盤旋。（開始回憶最開始進入大學的時候） I still remember that day when I came here first day.（提 著行李箱，站在南門，抬頭著校門對大學充滿了期望） As time goes by, I feel more and more confused about the college life. Because this problem has been bothering me for long. I try my best to find the answer, but everybody has his own feeling. 我仍然記得我第一天來到這里的情形。
時光流逝，我對于大學生活越來越困惑。這個問題困 擾我很久了，我盡我所能的去尋找答案，但是人人都有自己的理解。
Scene 1 第一人：旁白：Hey, guy, may I ask what university life is like in your mind？ 同學，請問你心中的大學生活是什么樣子的？ A: well, speaking of university life, it should be rich. In my opinion, we shouldn ' t waste the time. What we should do is to make good use of every minute. What ' more, young as we are, university life should be filled with passion. We should go out for the outside world, experiencing something new. A ：奧，大學生活啊，應該是充實的。在我看來，不應該任時間被浪費掉。
應該充分利用每 一分鐘。其次，對于年輕人而言，大學生活還應該是富有激情的。
我們要多出去見識一下世 面，多闖蕩闖蕩。B:I rarely surf the Internet in my daily life, sometimes I just do for some profiles and current affair s. In my opinion,I think we should go out for a walk more, rather than stay in the dormitory, chat on the Internet, see some bad idol *,look at this book,it is very wonderful and amazing,i t is useful. I've been appealed to * .I am so sorry, It is time for listening. 翻譯：我平時很少上網，偶爾上網也是為了查查資料，了解時事而已啦。
在我看來，我們應 該多出去走走，而不是天天呆在宿舍，上網聊天，看些亂七八糟的偶像劇。看看這本書，它 非常的精彩，也非常的有用。
我已經被它深深的吸引了。哦，非常抱歉，我該練習聽力了！第三人：旁白：hey, guy, what are you doing? C: studying of course, what else will you do, if you don ' t study on campus? Shit! Stand by please, I ' m very busy. Don ' t bother me, OK? Come on! Come on! Come on! Oh my GOD! OK! OK! Take it easy. Frankly speaking, as an adult, what the most important is enjoying yourself here and now. We have no time before we really go to work. Don't you think so? C ：當然是在學習嗎！來大學不學習，那是來干什么的！第四人：D: Stupid Cunt! College isn ' t the ivory tower that you have imagined! College is bridge which relates us to society. College students are supposed to take a knowledge for the society in advance and get out for the outside world!(QQ 聲音響起)Oh ,It is high time that I talked about the practical job. Don't bother me. 旁白二：Having listened to all the answer, life is becoming more vast and hazy for me. I think it is not what I want. What exactly university life is like; I cannot wait for a second to find out the answer. I want to get more. 在聽了他們的答案后，我對生活更加迷茫。
我想這不是我要的答案。那大學生活打底應該想 什么樣啊？我等不及了，我想知道更多的答案。
Scene 2 E: Now I am finally experiencing the university which I have been dreaming for a long time! I have dreamt about the university life is this？ （ 早上9 點才起床，伸懶腰，戴上眼鏡。在床上完了一會手機，一晃就10 點半啦。
慢吞吞的 下床，繼續打游戲） E: However, now this is like： （ 凌晨5 點半起床，匆匆忙忙起床，在電腦上查閱資料，寫作業，一直重復這樣的工作直到12 點，才緩緩地上床睡覺。F: Now that we have come to university, I thought it would be like this: But actually： （ 與美女擦肩邂逅，共同學習，約會；實際上，碰了一個哥們兒，成為了好基友） 旁白三：My d ormitory mates don't give me the answer. I would figure out my life. I would catch the true meaning of the college life. 我的室友沒有給我答案。
我想自己去追尋生活，我自己去找尋真諦。Scene 3 C: Hi! Did you see the recruitment of a variety of part-time job? It sounds nice！ 嗨，你看到了很多兼職在招人嗎？聽上去不錯額！D: I saw that! There would be a lot of little posters around the university, says “ Recruitment ……100 Yuan an hour.” I have just done plenty of part-time jobs, such as a private tutor, a laptop salesman, a KFC salesman and so on. Let me see, oh, adding up to five .I think that I could make much money. 我看見了。
校園里到處都是很多小廣告，上面寫著“招聘 …… 一小時100 元”我已經找了很 多兼職了，比如家教，電腦銷售員，肯德基服務員等等。讓我想想，加起來有5 個吧。
我想 這可以轉不少的。
校園英語短劇
我們班剛演過 ，獲得了系里一等獎（孔雀東南飛 英語搞笑劇本） 焦仲卿johnny(jforshort) 劉蘭芝lunch(lforshort) 焦母johnny's mother(jmforshort) 劉母lunch's mother(lmforshort) 太守之子mayor'sson(msforshort) 強盜burglars(abandc) prologue 序幕 （j作被打狀跑上臺，內砸出一卷紙筒，j被打中，狼狽不堪） j:everybody says that i'm hen pecked, but in fact,i'm a strong tiger，（小聲）while my wife is wusong. 譯：人人都說我怕老婆，實際上我是老虎，（小聲）我妻子是武松。
（指著上臺處的門大聲道）i'm not afraid of you！ 譯：我才不怕你呢！ （內砸出一臉盆，j接住當成盾牌護著頭）then, i'm afraid of whom! my wife lunchi is the most famous woman in the * is braver than me,smarter than me and stronger than me .all this i donot care. i only want she to be tender than me. but she is not! having a wife like this is just like living in the hell！ 譯：誰怕誰啊！在鄰里中，我妻子是最有名氣的。她比我勇敢、比我聰明、比我強壯。
我也不在乎這些。我只覺得她該對我溫柔些，但是她卻不懂溫柔！有這樣的太太就像活在地獄中啊！ （內又砸出一卷紙筒，擊中j） my god! who can help me？（下） 譯：我的天！誰來救救我啊？ act1 第一幕 （序幕結束時，jm作竊聽狀） jm（拄拐棍上）：i can！ （對門內）lunch! lunch! where are you? l（扎著圍裙，拿著鍋鏟，從門內跳出來）：i'm here! what's up ,mum? jm:i have told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother in law”. l:* most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law, what's up? jm:since you married my son you have be havedso * have been so rude, so brusque,so lazy…… l:but…… jm:never interrupt me! l:never interrupt me! since i married your son, that terrible johnny,i have been working hard all daylong,cooking and washing. i have raised tens of thousands of pigs and ducks and chicken and…… jm:but all those you have done arenot asvaluable as a grandson! l（生氣地揮動著鍋鏟）：oh,you want a grandson,don't you？（開始解圍裙）go and ask your son. i'm leaving！（扯下圍裙，扔在jm的臉上，下） act2 (lm坐在臺上打毛線，l拿著鍋鏟上) l:mum, i'm back! lm:you are back?why?what happened? l:i was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother–in-law. lm（驚訝，但隨即露出幸災樂禍的神情）：see! i have already told you! when you insisted on marrying that terrible johnny, i told you that he is ugly tupid and poor, but you did not listen to me. look at yourself…… l:but,mum…… lm:never interrupt me! l:mum,i'm not interrupting you. i just want to tell you that you are always right ok? and i'll marry whomever you want me to. lm（大喜）：nice girl! just now, i met the mayor's son in the * said:“if your daughter haven't been married,i really really want to marry her!”now you are free again, i 'll go and tell him.（下） l（驚愕）：what? the mayor's son?the most famous playboy in the neighbor-hood？ （手中的鍋 鏟掉在地上）what a silly thing i have done！（下） act3 (j睡眼惺忪上) j（邊走邊道）：lunch! lunch! where are mysocks？ （走了幾步，在地上撿起襪子）here they are！（聞一下） er! how smelly! they are still dirty！ （突然想起）lunch has gone! i have to wash them myself. （他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起來）oh,i'm so hungry! but there's no breakfast！（撿起地上的圍 裙）this is what lunch always wears! i miss her so much, and her excellent cooking skill! now she has gone.i have to cook for my mother and myself. jm（上）：where's my breakfast? where'slunch?hasn't she got up yet? j:mum, can't you remember?lunch has gone! jm（沉吟片刻）：well, to tell you the truth johnny, a son without a wife is suseless. lunch is an ice girl,go and take her back! j（立正敬禮）：yes madam! act4 (j開心地走著，忽然跳出來三個強盜) a:hey you!stop and listen to us! the road is built by me！（抬腳重重地踩在一塊大石頭上） b:and i planted one tree！（亦抬腳踩在同一塊石頭上） c:if you want to go by this street---（欲踩石頭，但踩到了a的腳） ab&c:give us all your money! j（搜遍了每一個口袋，掏出1角硬幣）：is 1mao enough？ （三強盜暈倒狀，接著三人聚在一邊商量） a:what bad luck! this guy is broken! b:if we cannot robany money today,we will havenot thing to eat tonight! c:i heard that the mayor's son is going to marry miss liulanzhi next * can go and rob the wedding! a&b:good idea! j（驚訝）：what? what? lunch is going to get married? it's impossible! ab&c:why? a pretty girl and a richman,what a good couple! j:but lunch is my wife! we haven't got divorced yet！ （突然有了主意）i've got an idea!you are going to rob the wedding, don'tyou? i'll go 。
急求校園英語短劇
Three Times' Beating Monster人物：T唐僧 S：孫悟空 E：豬八戒 J：沙僧 B：白骨精 B1:B變成的村姑 B2:B變成的太婆 B3:B變化成的老頭 N：哪吒T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?S: Bajie,map!E： （摸出，遞給S）S: Look,master （湊近T）………（T、S一齊轉向E）T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, nof to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you!E: Oh,master!Forgive me（伸手拿回）T： （縮手）I'll keep it for you until we reach the westE: But……T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?E： （遞）*…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can't walk on any more！（坐）My stomach doesn't allow So. S: Fat Pig!E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will……….S: You will what（兇相）？E： （軟禁）I will help you catch fleas（跳蚤）.S: Hm!T：（輕咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?E: You see ,master is hungry,too!T: Baijie!Don't forget who ate my last meal!J: But master,if a monster comes while brother monkeg is away…..T: Em…….It is a *,do you have any idea?S: No problem！（安裝）（B已躲在一旁偷看）E: This is…..？S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master's books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it!T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power!S: Bye！（走）T: Let's play cards！（三人開始打牌）音樂《斗地主》B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.（變成B1）B1： （接近三人，望著）Can I join you?T: I'm sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three people are enough.B1： （在一旁觀看）Oh,Chance! Bomb!T: Bomb？（打出）B1: Double King!T: Oh….I win! Em……，Lady,you are a master-hand. Come in and teach me！（準備開電網門）S： （回來，看見B1）Oh,monster！（上前就打）B1： （倒）Ah……T： （氣憤）Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher!S: She is a monster!T: Nonsense！（深呼吸）S: Oh,please don't……T:It's too late！（唱）Once more……you open the door…（泰坦尼克主題曲，走音離譜）S: Please,Please,oh,no……（痛苦抱頭）T： （嗆住，咳）Wukong,I'm disappointed with you!B： （真身出現）Hm!Sun Wukong, I'll teach you a lesson！（變成太婆）B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?T: Daughter？。
（連忙擋住地尸體）No,sorry！（陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T擋）S： （咬牙切齒）You monster, I'll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T頭，T暈，S再打死B2)E&J: Are you Ok, master？（扶T）J: Look，（伸食指）how many?T:Two…..（暈乎乎地）Sun Wukong, game over！（變成B3）B3： （看到B1,B2尸體）Oh….，my daughter, my wife! Who did it？！！（哭喊）S: I'll kill you, monster！（打）T： （想阻止，未及）You,you。..（險些暈，E,J扶住 ）You have killed three lives!S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!!S： （悲，離去）（音樂，營造 “假”悲傷氣氛）《人鬼情未了》E: Master, brother Monkey is。
。.T: Scratch! Don't mention that guy any more!B： （出現） Ha,ha,ha！（三尸體B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飄”走）T： （驚）You are。
。B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被擊退)B： （抓住T）I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha。
。S： （悄悄走到B后，打B,B暈）A thousand years later.T: Wukong?E: Oh,Brother Monkey!J: Our hero is back!T: I,I can't understand。
。What happened?S: Master,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!T: How,how did you find out?S： （沉默）。
。.Monkey's intuition（直覺）N: Excuse me, where is the cniminal?S; Ah。
。you are too late ,Nezha！（對T）I've called the police.N： （搖醒B）You are under arrest .（出示證件）You have the right to remain silent If you give up the right, anything you will say can and will be against you in a court of law！（帶走B）T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry（小聲）S: What?T: I'm sorry.S: Em? Louder,please?T: I。
。am。
。sorry。
..(S 捂耳)（音樂響）《敢問路在何方》（這個放伴奏）T: Let's go guys！（ 歌）S: You are carrying the luggage, I am leading the horse.E: Say goodbye to the sun, Welcome evening glow.J: Sleeping on the ground, again we set out set out, again we set out.T.S.E.J: Ah。
Ah。
Sleeping on the ground again we set out.T: One after the other the seasons go by,and ohe after the other, the year go on. You wonder where the road is. The road is under your feet.T.S.E.J: You uonder wh。
英語搞笑短劇劇本
我們班剛演過 ，獲得了系里一等獎（孔雀東南飛 英語搞笑劇本） 雖然人物多了一個，可以有群眾演員嘛 焦仲卿johnny(jforshort) 劉蘭芝lunch(lforshort) 焦母johnny's mother(jmforshort) 劉母lunch's mother(lmforshort) 太守之子mayor'sson(msforshort) 強盜burglars(abandc) prologue 序幕（j作被打狀跑上臺，內砸出一卷紙筒，j被打中，狼狽不堪） j:everybody says that i'm hen pecked, but in fact,i'm a strong tiger，（小聲）while my wife is wusong.譯：人人都說我怕老婆，實際上我是老虎，（小聲）我妻子是武松。
（指著上臺處的門大聲道）i'm not afraid of you！譯：我才不怕你呢！（內砸出一臉盆，j接住當成盾牌護著頭）then, i'm afraid of whom! my wife lunchi is the most famous woman in the * is braver than me,smarter than me and stronger than me .all this i donot care. i only want she to be tender than me. but she is not! having a wife like this is just like living in the hell！譯：誰怕誰啊！在鄰里中，我妻子是最有名氣的。她比我勇敢、比我聰明、比我強壯。
我也不在乎這些。我只覺得她該對我溫柔些，但是她卻不懂溫柔！有這樣的太太就像活在地獄中啊！（內又砸出一卷紙筒，擊中j） my god! who can help me？（下） 譯：我的天！誰來救救我啊？act1 第一幕（序幕結束時，jm作竊聽狀） jm（拄拐棍上）：i can！（對門內）lunch! lunch! where are you?l（扎著圍裙，拿著鍋鏟，從門內跳出來）：i'm here! what's up ,mum?jm:i have told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother in law”.l:* most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law, what's up?jm:since you married my son you have be havedso * have been so rude, so brusque,so lazy…… l:but…… jm:never interrupt me!l:never interrupt me! since i married your son, that terrible johnny,i have been working hard all daylong,cooking and washing. i have raised tens of thousands of pigs and ducks and chicken and…… jm:but all those you have done arenot asvaluable as a grandson!l（生氣地揮動著鍋鏟）：oh,you want a grandson,don't you？（開始解圍裙）go and ask your son. i'm leaving！（扯下圍裙，扔在jm的臉上，下） act2(lm坐在臺上打毛線，l拿著鍋鏟上) l:mum, i'm back!lm:you are back?why?what happened?l:i was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother–*（驚訝，但隨即露出幸災樂禍的神情）：see! i have already told you! when you insisted on marrying that terrible johnny, i told you that he is ugly tupid and poor, but you did not listen to me. look at yourself…… l:but,mum…… lm:never interrupt me!l:mum,i'm not interrupting you. i just want to tell you that you are always right ok? and i'll marry whomever you want me *（大喜）：nice girl! just now, i met the mayor's son in the * said:“if your daughter haven't been married,i really really want to marry her!”now you are free again, i 'll go and tell him.（下） l（驚愕）：what? the mayor's son?the most famous playboy in the neighbor-hood？ （手中的鍋 鏟掉在地上）what a silly thing i have done！（下） act3(j睡眼惺忪上) j（邊走邊道）：lunch! lunch! where are mysocks？（走了幾步，在地上撿起襪子）here they are！（聞一下） er! how smelly! they are still dirty！（突然想起）lunch has gone! i have to wash them myself.（他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起來）oh,i'm so hungry! but there's no breakfast！（撿起地上的圍 裙）this is what lunch always wears! i miss her so much, and her excellent cooking skill! now she has gone.i have to cook for my mother and *（上）：where's my breakfast? where'slunch?hasn't she got up yet?j:mum, can't you remember?lunch has gone!jm（沉吟片刻）：well, to tell you the truth johnny, a son without a wife is suseless. lunch is an ice girl,go and take her back!j（立正敬禮）：yes madam!act4(j開心地走著，忽然跳出來三個強盜) a:hey you!stop and listen to us!the road is built by me！（抬腳重重地踩在一塊大石頭上） b:and i planted one tree！（亦抬腳踩在同一塊石頭上） c:if you want to go by this street---（欲踩石頭，但踩到了a的腳） ab&c:give us all your money!j（搜遍了每一個口袋，掏出1角硬幣）：is 1mao enough？（三強盜暈倒狀，接著三人聚在一邊商量） a:what bad luck! this guy is broken!b:if we cannot robany money today,we will havenot thing to eat tonight!c:i heard that the mayor's son is going to marry miss liulanzhi next * can go and rob the wedding!a&b:good idea!j（驚訝）：what? what? lunch is going to get married? it's impossible!ab&c:why? a pretty girl and a richman,what a good couple!j:but lunch is my wife! we haven't got divorced yet！（突然有了主意）i've got an idea!you are going to rob the wedding, don。
大學英語課上的小短劇,三分鐘,四個人,題目是關于日常大學生活
《不屈的生命》校園勵志話劇劇本 人物：艾新（美院學生）、女青年、中年男子、美院院長 開場：艾新坐在舞臺中央，旁邊一張醒目的招牌：免費畫像。
艾新抱著一塊畫板，耳朵上夾著一支鉛筆，低 頭沉思著什么。 場外音：某星期天下午，市中心廣場。
一面容憂愁的女士走過來，想要坐下，又有些猶豫。艾新抬起頭，微笑著請女士坐下，她才很勉強地坐下了 ，并下意識地捋了一下有些亂的頭發，顯得有些局促不安。
艾新示意她放松，隨后將畫板擱在自己的雙腿上 ，取下耳朵上的鉛筆，開始作畫，他畫畫的動作很灑脫，透出專業和自信。 艾新：你好象很不開心？ 女士：你怎么知道？ 艾新：我是學畫畫的，這點觀察力還是有的。
女士：（有點想哭）我不開心和你有什么關系？ 艾新：對，本來我們之間是沒有什么關系，我只是希望我看到的每個人都能快快樂樂的。 女士：（略為所動，但還是有些猶豫，良久）那，那我問你一個問題？ 艾新：你問吧！ 女士：你，你覺得我是不是――長得――特別難看？（又捋了捋頭發，很緊張地等待著回答，顯然這個答案 對她來說很重要） 艾新：不，誰說的？誰這么沒有眼光？你蠻好看的。
女士：（發自內心的一笑，但馬上又收起笑容）你騙我！ 艾新：我沒有騙你，你長得真的很有特點，很象一幅很有名的油畫里的女子，尤其是眼神，那種淡淡的憂郁 ，有一種飄忽不定的高貴的氣質。太象了，哦！想起來了，是陳易飛的一幅油畫，名字叫《憂郁的秋天》，畫的是一位美麗的女子，憑窗而望，思念遠方的心上人。
就因為那眼神，這幅畫還獲得過國際大獎呢？ 女士：是嗎？（從包里翻出一面小鏡子，顧影自憐起來，很快又收起來）你是美院的學生吧？ 艾新：是啊，我是美術學院的 女士：搞藝術的就是不一樣，看東西就比一般人準！ 艾新：呵，過獎過獎！ 女士：其實我――我一直是一個很自卑的人，害怕與別人交往。 艾新：那又何必呢？其實每個人都有自己的閃光之處，只是有些人的明顯，比如漂亮的臉蛋，勻稱的身材，有些人的優點隱藏在他們的外表之后，比如善良的品行、平和的性格，優雅的氣質……我倒覺得后者更為持 久更為可貴。
女士：話雖這么說，可是世人的眼光…… 艾新：為什么要去管別人的眼光呢？你的生命是你自己的！ 艾新已經將畫完成，但并沒有馬上將畫交給女士。 艾新：我有個請求？ 女士：啊？什么請求？ 艾新：你可以把這幅畫送給我嗎？要不，我再給你畫一張？ 女士：（趕快搶過畫）那可不行！（拿著畫細細地端詳著，不覺會心地一笑，自言自語：真的很好看呢。
慢 慢將畫卷好，將手背在身后，咬著嘴角）謝謝你啊！ 艾新：不用客氣！ 女士：那，那再見！（踏著輕快的步伐離去） 艾欣：再見 望著遠去的女士，艾新有陷入沉思，似乎自己也有什么心事。 一男子出場。
一邊走一邊打著手機 男子：什么？他們突然不簽了！損失了多少？一百多萬？（一只手在頭上撓著）什么？銀行的張行長又來催 帳了？最遲這個月底？媽呀，這筆生意沒做成，到月底哪兒弄錢去！好好好，你自個兒看著辦吧，別來煩我 ！（關上手機，走了兩步，手機又響了）喂，找誰？打錯了！（生氣地關掉，馬上又響了）你有病……哦！老婆啊！（聲音變得柔和起來）你在哪兒？在紐約啊，好好，什么！在紐約？老婆你別開玩笑了，我現在煩 著呢！沒開玩笑！？（愕然）你在那兒干嗎？你不是去上海的同學家了嗎？怎么轉眼就到了英國了，啊？美 國。什么？你說大聲點！我聽不清楚，祝我幸福？祝我――幸福（失魂落魄地，差一點倒下，艾欣趕緊過去 扶著他） 艾新：先生，你沒事吧？你先坐會？ 男子：坐會？哦，坐會，是該――坐會了。
（坐下，雙眼發直） 艾新：你怎么樣？不要緊吧？（男子摸著額頭，神情木然） 艾新：先生你坐直了，我給你畫張像吧， 不收錢的。 男子：畫像？哦，畫像，畫吧，年輕人，就給我畫張――畫張遺像吧！（往椅子后背上一躺，雙眼緊閉） 艾新：先生你可真會開玩笑！ 這時，一位學者模樣的老人悄悄地站在他們旁邊，看著艾新畫畫。
艾新：（開始畫畫）哎，先生你的長相，挺奇怪的，頭部的比例好象，好象不大對呀。 男子：（睜開眼）不對！我今天到底是怎么啦？！公司跨了，老婆跑了，現在連我的長相也不對！呵呵！好 啊，好，不對就不對吧！反正活著也沒有什么意思了。
艾新：先生你別著急，你聽我慢慢給你分析，我們搞美術的都知道一種說法，就是三庭五眼。所謂三庭就是 說從人的發際到眉心，從眉心到鼻底，從鼻底到下巴，長度是相等的。
但你看看，你的發際到眉心那一段，就是額頭，是不是明顯地比其他兩段長一些…… 男子：（急忙打斷）那又怎么樣？ 艾新：我研究過曾國藩關于相面的一本傳世奇書《冰鑒》，按照上面的說法，這樣的人大都聰慧敏捷，才智 過人，但前半生都浮沉不定，尤其到了而立之年，還要遭受巨大的變故，事業和婚姻都可能出現大的危機啊 ！ 男子：（又閉上眼，向后一仰，下意識地摸著自己的額頭）難怪啊！我就老覺得這大腦門兒不對勁，（站起 朝著艾新）你說我爸媽怎么就給我這樣一個大腦門兒呢？ 艾新：我還沒有說完呢，書上還說，在這場大。
校園英語短劇劇本
And It Was So 于是情況就變成了這樣prolusion: Ladies and gentlemen, do you believe in God? Today we are going to tell a story about the *-teller: Long ,long ago there was a goddess. She created the mule.(and the goddess pointed the mule, the mule began to move. The mule look around)Mule: who am I?Goddess: (smile)My dear, you will be a *:Mule? What's that?Goddess: That's your name. And you should work whole day *: What shall I eat? You know whatever we do, we needs *s: Grass. But I think you will be foolish. And you will live for 50 *:No, No ,No. 50 is too long for me to * you give me no more than *-teller: The Goddess thought for a *s: Er. Yes. That's all *: thank you. I'll try my best to finish *-teller: And it was so. The next day, the goddess created a *s: You will be a dog, my *: You mean a watchdog?Goddess: That's right. How clever you are!Dog: But I didn't want to be a watchdog. It's so boringGoddess: No, my dear. You will find it interesting. You will be a good friend with your master. And you will be submissive, *: OK. What should I eat then? You know, my dear Goddess everyone need to *s: You will eat his table *: That's terrible! How long will I like to be this?Goddess: About 25 *-teller: The dog didn't feel well, so he said to her *: Oh, my dear goddess. I'm only a watchdog. 25 years is too long for me to live. Neither the watchdog or the other kinds of dogs need it. Please take 10 years *s: Er, *-teller: And it was so. The following days, Goddess created a *s: You are a monkey You are so clever. You shall swing from one tree to another, acting *: You mean I shall do acrobatic show to people and give them *s: And you will live for 20 *: Sorry, I didn't catch what you said. You mean 20 years?Goddess: Yes. Monkey: Good heavens! It's heavy enough. Please give me only ten years to do that. Story- teller: And it was so. Finally, she created human being. He is the luckiest being that have ever been *s: You are a woman. The greatest being in the * are different from any other kind of *: Thank you. By the way, why am I greatest?Goddess: You have brain. You can think over problem and difficulty. But you must change the world into peace, beautiful and *: I will take your *s: But you will live for 20 *: 20 years is so little that I can't do more things by myself. It's *s: You are telling the truth. I will give you 20 years that the mule refused, the 15 years that the dog *: I'm genuinely sorry that it isn't more. Goddess: Oh, I think I should give you 10 years that the monkey *-teller: And it was so. God made human being to live 20 years as a man, then marry and live 20 years like a mule working carrying heavy loads on his back.(shoulder) Then, he is to have children and live 15 years as a dog, guarding his house for its protection and eating the leftovers; then, in his old age, to live 10 years as a monkey, acting strange to amuse his grandchildren.。
高分急求：一個校園英文短劇 10分鐘左右的 5~9人
孔雀東南飛焦仲卿johnny(jforshort) 劉蘭芝lunch(lforshort) 焦母johnny's mother(jmforshort) 劉母lunch's mother(lmforshort) 太守之子mayor'sson(msforshort) 強盜burglars(abandc) prologue 序幕 （j作被打狀跑上臺，內砸出一卷紙筒，j被打中，狼狽不堪） j:everybody says that i'm hen pecked, but in fact,i'm a strong tiger，（小聲）while my wife is wusong. 譯：人人都說我怕老婆，實際上我是老虎，（小聲）我妻子是武松。
（指著上臺處的門大聲道）i'm not afraid of you！ 譯：我才不怕你呢！ （內砸出一臉盆，j接住當成盾牌護著頭）then, i'm afraid of whom! my wife lunchi is the most famous woman in the * is braver than me,smarter than me and stronger than me .all this i donot care. i only want she to be tender than me. but she is not! having a wife like this is just like living in the hell！ 譯：誰怕誰啊！在鄰里中，我妻子是最有名氣的。她比我勇敢、比我聰明、比我強壯。
我也不在乎這些。我只覺得她該對我溫柔些，但是她卻不懂溫柔！有這樣的太太就像活在地獄中啊！ （內又砸出一卷紙筒，擊中j） my god! who can help me？（下） 譯：我的天！誰來救救我啊？ act1 第一幕 （序幕結束時，jm作竊聽狀） jm（拄拐棍上）：i can！ （對門內）lunch! lunch! where are you? l（扎著圍裙，拿著鍋鏟，從門內跳出來）：i'm here! what's up ,mum? jm:i have told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother in law”. l:* most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law, what's up? jm:since you married my son you have be havedso * have been so rude, so brusque,so lazy…… l:but…… jm:never interrupt me! l:never interrupt me! since i married your son, that terrible johnny,i have been working hard all daylong,cooking and washing. i have raised tens of thousands of pigs and ducks and chicken and…… jm:but all those you have done arenot asvaluable as a grandson! l（生氣地揮動著鍋鏟）：oh,you want a grandson,don't you？（開始解圍裙）go and ask your son. i'm leaving！（扯下圍裙，扔在jm的臉上，下） act2 (lm坐在臺上打毛線，l拿著鍋鏟上) l:mum, i'm back! lm:you are back?why?what happened? l:i was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother–in-law. lm（驚訝，但隨即露出幸災樂禍的神情）：see! i have already told you! when you insisted on marrying that terrible johnny, i told you that he is ugly tupid and poor, but you did not listen to me. look at yourself…… l:but,mum…… lm:never interrupt me! l:mum,i'm not interrupting you. i just want to tell you that you are always right ok? and i'll marry whomever you want me to. lm（大喜）：nice girl! just now, i met the mayor's son in the * said:“if your daughter haven't been married,i really really want to marry her!”now you are free again, i 'll go and tell him.（下） l（驚愕）：what? the mayor's son?the most famous playboy in the neighbor-hood？ （手中的鍋 鏟掉在地上）what a silly thing i have done！（下） act3 (j睡眼惺忪上) j（邊走邊道）：lunch! lunch! where are mysocks？ （走了幾步，在地上撿起襪子）here they are！（聞一下） er! how smelly! they are still dirty！ （突然想起）lunch has gone! i have to wash them myself. （他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起來）oh,i'm so hungry! but there's no breakfast！（撿起地上的圍 裙）this is what lunch always wears! i miss her so much, and her excellent cooking skill! now she has gone.i have to cook for my mother and myself. jm（上）：where's my breakfast? where'slunch?hasn't she got up yet? j:mum, can't you remember?lunch has gone! jm（沉吟片刻）：well, to tell you the truth johnny, a son without a wife is suseless. lunch is an ice girl,go and take her back! j（立正敬禮）：yes madam! act4 (j開心地走著，忽然跳出來三個強盜) a:hey you!stop and listen to us! the road is built by me！（抬腳重重地踩在一塊大石頭上） b:and i planted one tree！（亦抬腳踩在同一塊石頭上） c:if you want to go by this street---（欲踩石頭，但踩到了a的腳） ab&c:give us all your money! j（搜遍了每一個口袋，掏出1角硬幣）：is 1mao enough？ （三強盜暈倒狀，接著三人聚在一邊商量） a:what bad luck! this guy is broken! b:if we cannot robany money today,we will havenot thing to eat tonight! c:i heard that the mayor's son is going to marry miss liulanzhi next * can go and rob the wedding! a&b:good idea! j（驚訝）：what? what? lunch is going to get married? it's impossible! ab&c:why? a pretty girl and a richman,what a good couple! j:but lunch is my wife! we haven't got divorced yet！ （突然有了主意）i've got an idea!you are going to rob the wedding, don'tyou? i'll go with you. you take the money and i take the bride. b:。
校園英語短劇劇本
And It Was So 于是情況就變成了這樣 prolusion: Ladies and gentlemen, do you believe in God? Today we are going to tell a story about the Goddess. Story-teller: Long ,long ago there was a goddess. She created the mule.(and the goddess pointed the mule, the mule began to move. The mule look around) Mule: who am I? Goddess: (smile)My dear, you will be a mule. Mule:Mule? What's that? Goddess: That's your name. And you should work whole day long. Mule: What shall I eat? You know whatever we do, we needs energy. Goddess: Grass. But I think you will be foolish. And you will live for 50 years. Mule:No, No ,No. 50 is too long for me to * you give me no more than 20. Story-teller: The Goddess thought for a while. Goddess: Er. Yes. That's all right. Mule: thank you. I'll try my best to finish it. Story-teller: And it was so. The next day, the goddess created a dog. Goddess: You will be a dog, my dear. Dog: You mean a watchdog? Goddess: That's right. How clever you are! Dog: But I didn't want to be a watchdog. It's so boring Goddess: No, my dear. You will find it interesting. You will be a good friend with your master. And you will be submissive, too. Dog: OK. What should I eat then? You know, my dear Goddess everyone need to eat. Goddess: You will eat his table leftovers. Dog: That's terrible! How long will I like to be this? Goddess: About 25 years. Story-teller: The dog didn't feel well, so he said to her Goddess. Dog: Oh, my dear goddess. I'm only a watchdog. 25 years is too long for me to live. Neither the watchdog or the other kinds of dogs need it. Please take 10 years away. Goddess: Er, right. Story-teller: And it was so. The following days, Goddess created a monkey. Goddess: You are a monkey You are so clever. You shall swing from one tree to another, acting strange. Monkey: You mean I shall do acrobatic show to people and give them relaxation. Goddess: And you will live for 20 years. Monkey: Sorry, I didn't catch what you said. You mean 20 years? Goddess: Yes. Monkey: Good heavens! It's heavy enough. Please give me only ten years to do that. Story- teller: And it was so. Finally, she created human being. He is the luckiest being that have ever been built. Goddess: You are a woman. The greatest being in the * are different from any other kind of animals. Woman: Thank you. By the way, why am I greatest? Goddess: You have brain. You can think over problem and difficulty. But you must change the world into peace, beautiful and modern. Woman: I will take your advice. Goddess: But you will live for 20 years. Woman: 20 years is so little that I can't do more things by myself. It's unfair. Goddess: You are telling the truth. I will give you 20 years that the mule refused, the 15 years that the dog refused. Woman: I'm genuinely sorry that it isn't more. Goddess: Oh, I think I should give you 10 years that the monkey refused. Story-teller: And it was so. God made human being to live 20 years as a man, then marry and live 20 years like a mule working carrying heavy loads on his back.(shoulder) Then, he is to have children and live 15 years as a dog, guarding his house for its protection and eating the leftovers; then, in his old age, to live 10 years as a monkey, acting strange to amuse his grandchildren.。
