華閱文章網
有趣搞笑的英語句子
Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
鈔票不是萬能的，有時還需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每個人都應該熱愛動物，因為它們很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要節約用水，盡量和女友一起洗澡。
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每個成功男人的背后，都有一個女人。每個不成功男人的背后，都有兩個。
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快樂的單身漢遲早也會結婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聰明人都是未婚的，結婚的人很難再聰明起來。
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一個相關名詞，他會給你帶來很多不相關的親戚（聯系）。
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
愛情就象照片，需要大量的暗房時間來培養。 （老外也保守，要摸黑辦事，哈哈）
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩會生出意外，后排座位上的意外會生出小孩。
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
“現在的夢想決定著你的將來”，所以還是再睡一會吧。
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
應該有更好的方式開始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每個上午都醒來。
"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk? "
“努力工作不會導致死亡！”不過我不會用自己去證明。
"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
“工作好有意思耶！”尤其是看著別人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神決定了誰是你的親戚，幸運的是在選擇朋友方面他給了你留了余地。
When two's company, three's the result!
兩個人的狀態是不穩定的，三個人才是！
A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服飾就象鐵絲網，它阻止你貿然行動但并不妨礙你盡情的觀看。
The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
學的越多，知道的越多，知道的越多，忘記的越多，
忘記的越多，知道的越少，為什么學來著？
搞笑的英語句子
老媽叫我翻譯！！！（超強爆笑）
今天我正在看碟，老媽又捧了本書進來，說道：給我講講這幾句話什么意思
老媽：這個“i don't know.“是什么意思？
我說：“我不知道”
老媽：送你上大學上了幾年，你怎么什么都不知道！！
我說：不是！就是“我不知道”嗎！
老媽：還嘴硬！！！！$@%！#$^&%#$%@$%@#$%！^%^！^%$^#&..（一頓爆揍）
老媽：你在給我說說這個。“i know.“是什么意思你該知道吧，給我說說。
我說：是“我知道“
老媽：知道就快說。
我說：就是“我知道“
老媽：找茬呀你？剛才收拾你收拾的輕了是不？
我說：就是我知道呀！
老媽：知道你還不說！！不懂不要裝懂！&*$%^@$#！%$@^%#*$^^^##$%（又一頓爆揍）
老媽：你給我小心點，花那么多錢送你上大學，搞的現在什么都不會，會那么一丁點東西還跟老娘擺譜，再問你最后一個，你給我好好解釋一下，說不出來我在收拾你，你給我翻譯一下“i know but i don't want to tell you.“是什么意思？
我暈倒，拿起枕頭往頭上爆砸三十幾下，用頭撞墻四十多下，雙手輪番抽自己嘴巴五十多下，用腿踢桌子角六十多下，血肉模糊之時，我問老媽：這下你滿意吧
這不她老人家又來問我了：“兒啊，i`m very annoyance,don`t tuouble me .是什么意思啊~？“
我：“我很煩，別煩我“
老媽：“找打，跟你媽這么說話“（于是被扁）
老媽又問；“i hear nothing,repeat. 是what意思啊“
我說：“我沒聽清，再說一次“
老媽又說了一遍：i hear nothing,repeat“
“我沒聽清，再說一次“
結果被扁
老媽再問：“what do you say “又怎么解釋呢“
我說：“你說什么“（再次被扁）
老媽再問：“look up in the dictionary“是何意啊'
我說：“查字典“
“查字典我還問你做甚“（被扁）
老媽又問：you had better ask some body.怎么翻呢“
我說：“你最好問別人“
“你是我兒子，我問別人干嗎，又找打.“
“啊！god save me !“
“上帝救救我吧！”
“耍你老媽玩，上帝也救不了你！（被扁）
我再問你：“use you head,then think it over，又是什么意思啊！“
我說：“動動腦子，再仔細想想.“
“臭小子，還敢耍我“接著又要動手
我連忙說：“是世上只有媽媽好的意思”
“嗯，這還差不多，一會我給你做好吃的，明天再問你”
搞笑的英語句子
1、I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
開始我直接求上帝賜輛自行車，后來我琢磨上帝辦事兒不是這個路數，于是老子偷了一輛然后求上帝寬恕。
2、I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my * screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.我希望能像爺爺那樣，安靜地在睡夢中死去，而不是要像他開的車上那些慘叫滴乘客一樣死法啊！
3、Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
你永遠不能戰勝一個純SB，因為他會把你的智商拉到跟他個水平，然后用豐富的經驗打敗你。
4、The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
直譯：在這個世界上，我最不愿意做的事就是傷害你，但是這件事仍在我的考慮之列。
5、The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
直譯：早起滴小鳥有蟲蟲！晚到的老鼠有奶酪！
6、We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.直譯：在咱們這噶噠送外賣的都比警察來的快.
7、Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.直譯：就象打橋牌。如果對手不好使，自己的手必須好使。
8、 Some people are like Slinkies,not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.直譯：有些人就像Slinkies（彈簧玩具），沒什么實在用處，但看他們在樓梯上倒騰來搗騰去還是很有喜感。
9、Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.直譯：政客和紙尿布有一個共同點就是：他們都很有規律地被替換，而且因為同一個理由——臟了！
10、sometimes u need to look back, otherwise u will never know what u have lost in the way of forever searching.直譯：偶爾要回頭看看，否則永遠都在追尋，而不知道自己失去了什么。
有沒有一些搞笑的英語句子
Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
鈔票不是萬能的，有時還需要信用卡.
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每個人都應該熱愛動物，因為它們很好吃.
Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要節約用水，盡量和女友一起洗澡.
Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
要用心去愛你的鄰居，不過不要讓她的老公知道.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每個成功男人的背后，都有一個女人. 每個不成功男人的背后， 都有兩個女人。
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快樂的單身漢遲早也會結婚，幸福不是永久的嘛.
The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聰明人都是未婚的，結婚的人很難再聰明起來.
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一個相關名詞，他會給你帶來很多不相關的親戚（聯系）.
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口， 今天就要找好.
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
愛情就象照片，需要大量的暗房時間來培養. （老外也保守，要摸黑辦事，哈哈）
有趣搞笑的英語句子
Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. 鈔票不是萬能的，有時還需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每個人都應該熱愛動物，因為它們很好吃。 Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要節約用水，盡量和女友一起洗澡。
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每個成功男人的背后，都有一個女人。每個不成功男人的背后，都有兩個。
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 再快樂的單身漢遲早也會結婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。 The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 聰明人都是未婚的，結婚的人很難再聰明起來。
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 成功是一個相關名詞，他會給你帶來很多不相關的親戚（聯系）。 Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 愛情就象照片，需要大量的暗房時間來培養。
（老外也保守，要摸黑辦事，哈哈） Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 后排座位上的小孩會生出意外，后排座位上的意外會生出小孩。 "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. “現在的夢想決定著你的將來”，所以還是再睡一會吧。
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 應該有更好的方式開始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每個上午都醒來。 "Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk？ " “努力工作不會導致死亡！”不過我不會用自己去證明。
"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours！ " “工作好有意思耶！”尤其是看著別人工作。 God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. 神決定了誰是你的親戚，幸運的是在選擇朋友方面他給了你留了余地。
When two's company, three's the result！ 兩個人的狀態是不穩定的，三個人才是！ A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. 服飾就象鐵絲網，它阻止你貿然行動但并不妨礙你盡情的觀看。 The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. 學的越多，知道的越多，知道的越多，忘記的越多， 忘記的越多，知道的越少，為什么學來著？。
搞笑的英語語句
A Smart Housewife.
A smart housewife was told that there was a kind of stove which would only consume half of the coal she was burning. She was very excited, and said: "That'll be terrific! Since one stove can save half of the coal, if I buy two, no coal will be needed!"
