華閱文章網1. 能給幾個搞笑又經典的英文句子
The nice men are ugly.好男人不帥。
The handsome men are not nice.帥男人不好。The handsome and nice men are gay.又帥又好的男人是同性戀。
The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.又帥又好又不是同性戀的男人都結婚了。Men who are not so handsome but are nice men have no money.不是很帥但是很好的男人卻沒有錢。
The men who are not so handsome but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.不是很帥但是又好又有錢的男人會認為我們看上的是他們的錢。The handsome men without money are after our money.而沒有錢但是很帥的男人看上的是我們的錢。
The handsome men, who are not so nice and some what heterosexual don't think we are beautiful enough.不是很好但是很帥又是異性戀的男人卻嫌我們不夠漂亮。The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money are cowards.又好又有錢又是異性戀又覺得我們漂亮的男人卻又沒膽量。
The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE！又好又帥又有點錢而且是個異性戀的男人偏偏害羞而且從不采取行動。The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest on us when we take the initiative.那些從不主動的男人一旦我們采取主動就對我們失去興趣。
NOW。WHO IN THE HELL UNDERSTaNDS MEN？現在。
到底有誰了解男人這東西？。
2. 求一個有內涵的英文句子..
自己選擇一個（不知道你需要哪一類的）1.一份不渝的友誼，執著千萬個祝福，給我想念的朋友，溫馨的問候。
For our ever-lasting friendship, send sincere blessings and warm greetings to my friends whom I miss so much. 2.但愿會在夢中再見到我心愛的女孩！ Wish to meet my angle again lovely girl in my dream! * you have a map? Because I just keep losing in your eyes. 你有地圖么？因為我剛在你的眼神中迷失了. *g you was fate,and falling in love with you was out of my control. 遇見你是命運的安排而愛上你是我情不自禁. 5. No man or woman is worth your tears and the one who is,won't make your cry. 沒人值得你為ta流淚，真正愛你的人不會讓你哭泣. * are two reasons why I wake up in the morning: my alarm clock and you.我早上愿意醒來為兩個理由： 鬧鐘和你. * are everything to me, and I was so blessed when god sent you here for me 你是我的一切，我是如此幸運上帝讓你來到我身邊. 8.月亮代表我的心！ The moonlight stands for my heart! * means never having to say you're sorry 愛，意味著永不說后悔 * don't love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her. 你不會因為美麗去愛一個女人，但她卻會因為你的愛而變得美麗。 。
3. 最搞笑幽默笑話短句 英文版
1.世界那么亂，裝純給誰看。
2.距離產生的不是美，是小三。 3.人生就像打電話，不是你先掛，就是我先掛。
4.你的話，我連標點符號都不信。 5.男人的實力就是你兜里的人民幣。
*，請問一下，你的棺材是翻蓋的還是滑蓋的？ 7.2B不只是鉛筆，還有你。 8.笑只是一個表情，與快樂無關。
9.早該沒心沒肺，不用現在撕心裂肺。 10.現在想想，還是幼兒園好混。
11.當幸福來敲門的時候，我或許不在家。 12.花花世界，是我太認真。
13.我沒有那么多的感慨，僅僅想有個人陪。 14.人在悲傷的時候，不管聽多么歡樂的曲子，都會止不住流淚。
15.你說你會等我回來，你是等了，還找了一個人一起等。 16.累么？累就對了，舒服是留給死人的。
17.不要對我太好，讓我分不清你是愛情還是友情。 18.愛你，很久了！等你，也很久了！現在，我要離開你了，比很久很久還要久。
19.女人，長得漂亮是優勢，活得漂亮是本事。 *在線率越高，證明這個人越寂寞。
21.我年輕，需要你指點，但不需要你指指點點。 22.我曾經和一個人無數次擦肩而過，衣服都擦破了，也沒擦出火花。
23.厭倦，就是一個人吃完盤子里的食物后對盤子的感情。 24.通往成功的路，總是在施工 25.你說吧，你是想死呢還是不想活了？ 26.我娘說浪子回頭金不換，誰給我金子？我換。
27.這么不要臉，這么沒心沒肺，你的體重應該會很輕吧。 28.再逼我，再逼我就裝死給你看！ 29.別謝，謝完還怎么好意思向你收錢啊！ 30.你是喝水，還是喝水，還是喝水？隨你挑！ 31.夠不著吧，左腳踩右腳上試試 32.女子無才便是德，我想我一定是太缺德了。
33.收銀員說沒零錢了，找你兩個塑料袋吧！ 34.鄙視我的人那么多，你算老幾？ 35.交給我你就不用放心了，沒有錯不了的事！ 36.別緊張，我不是什么好人…… 37.你都不理我，那我成狗不理了！ 38.有的人活著，她已經死了.有的人活著，他早該死了！ 39.子曾經曰過：不要把我對你的容忍當成你不要臉的資本！ 40.作為失敗的典型，你實在是太成功了！ 41.逃課太多，昨天想去上課，見到教授，教授驚訝地說，這么長時間不見，長這么大了。 42.說金錢是罪惡，都在撈；說美女是禍水，都想要；說高處不勝寒，都在爬；說煙酒傷身體，都不戒；說天堂最美好，都不去！ 43.種草不讓人去躺，不如改種仙人掌！ 44.我心眼兒有些小，但是不缺；我脾氣很好，但不是沒有！ 45.人和豬的區別就是：豬一直是豬，而人有時卻不是人！ 46.我花8萬買了個西周陶罐，昨兒到《鑒寶》欄目進行鑒定，專家嚴肅地說：“這哪是西周的？這是上周的！”。
4. 求幾個英語的有趣有內涵的短句~
家丑不可外揚
Don't wash your dirty laundry in public
天涯處處有芳草
There are other fishes in the sea
不見心不煩
out of sight, out of mind
顧客就是上帝
The customer is always right
沒有免費的午餐
There is no such thing as a free lunch
孤注一擲
船到橋頭自然
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it
容易得到的東西也容易失去
Easy come, easy go.
得寸進尺
Give him an inch and he'll take a mile
一粒老鼠屎壞了一鍋粥
One bad apple can spoil the whole barrel
家花沒有野花香 （哈哈，當然還有別的說法了，這個最好玩）
The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence
人靠衣裝，馬靠鞍
Clothes make the man
惡有惡報
What goes around comes around
自食其果
You made the bed, you lie in it
金窩銀窩沒有咱的狗窩好
There is no place like home
五十步笑一百步
Like father, like son.
世事無常
Here today, gone tomorrow
江山易改本性難移
The leopard cannot change his spots
謀事在人，成事在天
Man proposes, God disposes
站著說話不腰疼
Easy said than done
一個巴掌拍不響
It takes two to make a quarrel
5. 一些比較有意義比較有趣的英文詞
I have the ball at my feet.我成功的機會就在眼前.有指望了.All for the best.想開點，往好的方面想.We are on the roll.我們正鴻圖大展.Get set for the final.期終考已準備好了.Every minute counts.分秒必爭.Make the best of a bad bargain.在逆境中求勝.A go-getter.全力以赴，以求成功的人.Actions speak louder than words.做比說更好.Afrai of one's own shadow.最大的敵人---自己；對自己沒有信心.Hope against all hope.絕望中的希望Buck up振作起來。
6. 求幾個英語的有趣有內涵的短句~
你好
In fair weather prepare for foul. 未雨綢繆
Knowledge is power. 知識就是力量
Let bygones be bygone. 既往不咎
Look before you leap. 三思而后行
Man proposes, God disposes. 謀事在人，成事在天
Money talks. 金錢萬能
No gains without pains. 吃得苦中苦方為人上人
Practice makes perfect. 熟能生巧
Silence is golden. 沉默是金
Speak well of your friend,of your enemy say nothing. 隱惡揚善
Take things as they come. 逆來順受
The ear1y bird catches the worm. 先到先得
Time and tide wait for no man. 歲月不饒人
To burn the candle at both ends. 自暴自棄
To count one's chickens before they are hatched.
To make a mountain out of a molehill. 小題大做
Too many cooks spoil tbe broth. 人多手腳亂
Well begun is half done. 事半功倍
When you are in Rome, do as the Romans do. 入鄉隨俗
Where there is life, there is hope. 留得青山在，不怕沒材燒。
比較口語的有
no pains,no gains.
every coin has too sides.等等
7. 幽默英語小短語,急用啊~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
英漢對照幽默小短語 Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. 鈔票不是萬能的，有時還需要信用卡. One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每個人都應該熱愛動物，因為它們很好吃. Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. 要用心去愛你的鄰居，不過不要讓她的老公知道. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每個成功男人的背后都有一個女人，每個不成功男人的背后都有兩個女人。
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 再快樂的單身漢遲早也會結婚，幸福不是永久的嘛. The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise. 聰明人都是未婚的，結婚的人很難再聰明起來. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 成功是一個相關名詞，他會給你帶來很多不相關的親戚（聯系）. Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 不要等明天交不上差再找借口， 今天就要找好. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 愛情就象照片，需要大量的暗房時間來培養. Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 后排座位上的小孩會生出意外， 后排座位上的意外會生出小孩. "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. "現在的夢想決定著你的將來"，所以還是再睡一會吧. There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 應該有更好的方式開始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每個上午都醒來. "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk？ " 努力工作不會導致死亡！"不過我不會用自己去證明. "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours！ " 工作好有意思耶！"尤其是看著別人工作. God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. 神決定了誰是你的親戚，幸運的是在選擇朋友方面他給了你留了余地。 When two's company, three's the result！ 兩個人的狀態是不穩定的，三個人才是！ A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. 服飾就象鐵絲網，它阻止你冒然行動，但并不妨礙你盡情地觀看. The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. 學的越多，知道的越多， 知道的越多；忘記的越多， 忘記的越多；知道的越少， 為什么學來著？！。
8. 比較有意思的英文湊的句子啊
* two who and who？ 咱倆誰跟誰阿 * are you ? how old are you？ 怎么是你，怎么老是你？ * don't bird me,I don't bird you 你不鳥我，我也不鳥你 * have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! together up ！ 你有種，我要給你點顏色瞧瞧，兄弟們，一起上！ * everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home！！ 有事起奏，無事退朝 * me you me 彼此彼此 * Give Me Stop！！ 你給我站住！ * is know noknow is noknow 知之為知之，不知為不知… * SISTER 表妹 * born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse''son can make hole！！ 龍生龍，鳳生鳳，老鼠的兒子會打洞！ *an Chinese not enough 美中不足 * car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 車禍現場描述 * flower angry open 心花怒放 * past no mistake past 走過路過，不要錯過 15.小明：I am sorry！ 老外：I am sorry too！ 小明：I am sorry three！ 老外：What are you sorry for？ 小明：I am sorry five! * you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one！ 要錢沒有，要命一條 17.I call Li old big. toyear 25. 我叫李老大，今年25。
* have two down son。 你有兩下子。
* far as you go to die 有多遠，死多遠！！ 20.I give you face you don't wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face 給你臉你不要臉，你丟臉，我翻臉 * three no four （不三不四） * mountain people sea.（人山人海） * line （電源線） *g three night four （朝三暮四） * money no,Want life one！ （要錢不給，要命有一條！） * or life？ （要錢還是要命？） * eight eggs 王八蛋 * three point 十三點 * care three seven two ten one 不管三七二十一 * a big knife before GuanGong （關公面前耍大刀） * an ax before LuBan （班門弄斧） * are brothers,who and who ah！ （咱們兄弟誰跟誰啊！） * ask me, I ask who （你問我，我去問誰？） 補充： People mountain and people sea. 人山人海 seven up eight down 七上八下 一說：give you some colours to see see！（給你點顏色看看） 一答：you try try see！（你試試看！） 雇主 ：how much do you want a month？ （你想要多少月薪？） 保姆：800 yuan, eat you, sleep you （八百元，包食宿）。
9. 求一個有內涵的英文句子..
自己選擇一個（不知道你需要哪一類的）
1.一份不渝的友誼，執著千萬個祝福，給我想念的朋友，溫馨的問候。
For our ever-lasting friendship, send sincere blessings and warm greetings to my friends whom I miss so much.
2.但愿會在夢中再見到我心愛的女孩！
Wish to meet my angle again lovely girl in my dream!
* you have a map? Because I just keep losing in your eyes.
你有地圖么？因為我剛在你的眼神中迷失了.
*g you was fate,and falling in love with you was out of my control.
遇見你是命運的安排而愛上你是我情不自禁.
5. No man or woman is worth your tears and the one who is,won't make your cry.
沒人值得你為ta流淚，真正愛你的人不會讓你哭泣.
* are two reasons why I wake up in the morning: my alarm clock and you.我早上愿意醒來為兩個理由： 鬧鐘和你.
* are everything to me, and I was so blessed when god sent you here for me
你是我的一切，我是如此幸運上帝讓你來到我身邊.
8.月亮代表我的心！
The moonlight stands for my heart!
* means never having to say you're sorry
愛，意味著永不說后悔
* don't love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her.
你不會因為美麗去愛一個女人，但她卻會因為你的愛而變得美麗。 。
