華閱文章網1.我想要英語短小話劇劇本,大一新生
您好！短小劇本如下：角色： D: Dingding T: Teacher S: Student 道具：一個鬧鐘 背景：丁丁是一個很貪玩的孩子，總希望每時每刻都可以玩耍。
一天，他無意中發現了一個神奇的鬧鐘…… 第一場：在路上。 （丁丁走在上學的路上，突然發現地上有一樣東西，他好奇地撿了起來……） D: Oh! What's this? A clock? Yeah! It's a clock. It's nice. What time is it? It's 7:30. It's time for English class. （丁丁急匆匆地朝學校跑去。）
第二場：在教室。 T: It's nine o'clock. It's time for Chinese class. D（默念）： Oh, I don't like Chinese. I like sports. It's ten o'clock. It's time for P.E. class. It's ten o'clock. It's time for P.E. class. It's ten o'clock. It's time for P.E. class. （突然，事情發生了改變……） T: Oh, I'm sorry. It's ten o'clock. It's time for P.E. class now. Let's go to the playground. D（高興地）： Oh, a magic clock. Great！ 第三場：在操場。
（丁丁和他的同學一直玩呀玩，大家都玩累了，下課的時間還沒到……） S（疲憊地）： What time is it? D（又一次看了看鬧鐘）： It's ten o'clock. S: I'm hungry. D（有氣無力）： I'm hungry too. Clock, clock. It's eleven o'clock. It's time for lunch. T: It's eleven o'clock. It's time to go home. Class is over. D（將鬧鐘仍舊放回了原來的地方）： Bye-bye. Magic clock. It's time to go home.希望以上信息可以幫到您：）。
2.急需5~10分鐘的簡單英語話劇
《孔雀東南飛》（英文搞笑話劇） 本文來自： 恒星英語學習網（） 詳細出處參考：Wanderseveryfivemiles焦仲卿Johnny(Jforshort)劉蘭芝Lunch(Lforshort) 焦母Johnny'smother(JMforshort)劉母Lunch'smother(LMforshort) 太守之子Mayor'sson(MSforshort)強盜Burglars(ABandC) Prologue (J作被打狀跑上臺，內砸出一卷紙筒，J被打中，狼狽不堪) J:EverybodysaysthatI'mhenpecked,butinfact,I'masstrongasatiger，（小聲）whilemy wifeisWuSong. （指著上臺處的門大聲道）I'mnotafraidofyou！ （內砸出一臉盆，J接住當成盾牌護著頭）Then,I'mafraidofwhom? *raverthanme, *anthertobetender *isnot!Havingawifelikethisisjustlikelivinginthehell！ （內又砸出一卷紙筒，擊中J） MyGod!Whocanhelpme？（下） Act1 （序幕結束時，JM作竊聽狀） JM（拄拐棍上）：Ican！ （對門內）Lunch!Lunch!Whereareyou? L（扎著圍裙，拿著鍋鏟，從門內跳出來）：I'mhere!What'supmum? JM:I'vetoldyouagainandagainthatyoushouldcallme“mymostbeautifulgracefuland dearestmother-in-law”. L:*beautifulgracefulanddearestmother-in-law,what'sup? JM:*ebeensorude,sobrusque,so lazy…… L:But…… JM:Neverinterruptme! L:Neverinterruptme!SinceImarriedyourson,thatterribleJohnny,Ihavebeenworkinghardall daylong,*aisedtensofthousandsofpigsandducksandchicken and…… JM:Butallthoseyouhavedonearenotasvaluableasagrandson! L（生氣地揮動著鍋鏟）：Oh,youwantagrandson,don'tyou？（開始解圍裙）Goandaskyour son.I'mleaving！（扯下圍裙，扔在JM的臉上，下） Act2 (LM坐在臺上打毛線，L拿著鍋鏟上) L:Mum,I'mback! LM:Youareback?Why?Whathappened? L:Iwaskickedoutbymymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother–in-law. LM（驚訝，但隨即露出幸災樂禍的神情）：See!Ihavealreadytoldyou!Whenyouinsistedon marryingthatterribleJohnny,Itoldyouthatheisuglystupidandpoor,butyoudidnotlisten *yourself…… L:But,mum…… LM:Neverinterruptme! L:Mum,I'*anttotellyouthatyouarealwaysrightOK?And I'llmarrywhomeveryouwantmeto. LM（大喜）：Nicegirl!Justnow,Imetthemayor'*:“Ifyoudaughter Haven'tbeenmarried,Ireallyreallywanttomarryher!”Nowyouarefreeagain,I'llgo andtellhim.（下） L（驚愕）：What?Themayor'sson?Themostfamousplayboyintheneighbor-hood？（手中的鍋 鏟掉在地上）WhatasillythingIhavedone！（下） Act3 (J睡眼惺忪上) J（邊走邊道）：Lunch!Lunch!Wherearemysocks？ （走了幾步，在地上撿起襪子）Heretheyare！（聞一下） Er!Howsmelly!Theyarestilldirty！ （突然想起）Lunchhasgone!Ihavetowashthemmyself. （他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起來）Oh,I'msohungry!Butthere'snobreakfast！（撿起地上的圍 裙）ThisiswhatLunchalwayswears!Imisshersomuch,andherexcellentcookingskill!Now *ocookformymotherandmyself. JM（上）：Where'smybreakfast?Where'sLunch?Hasn'tshegotupyet? J:Mum,can'tyouremember?Lunchhasgone! JM（沉吟片刻）：Well,totellyouthetruthJohnny,*sanice girl,goandtakeherback! J（立正敬禮）：Yesmadam! Act4 (J開心地走著，忽然跳出來三個強盜) A:Heyyou!Stopandlistentous! Theroadisbuiltbyme！（抬腳重重地踩在一塊大石頭上） B:AndIplantedonetree！（亦抬腳踩在同一塊石頭上） C:Ifyouwanttogobythisstreet---（欲踩石頭，但踩到了A的腳） AB&C:Giveusallyourmoney! J（搜遍了每一個口袋，掏出1角硬幣）：Is1maoenough？ （三強盜暈倒狀，接著三人聚在一邊商量） A:Whatbadluck!Thisguyisbroken! B:Ifwecannotrobanymoneytoday,wewillhavenothingtoeattonight! C:Iheardthatthemayor'*oand robthewedding! A&B:Goodidea! J（驚訝）：What?What?Lunchisgoingtogetmarried?It'simpossible! AB&C:Why?Aprettygirlandarichman,whatagoodcouple! J:ButLunchismywife!Wehaven'tgotdivorcedyet！ （突然有了主意）I'vegotanidea!Youaregoingtorobthewedding,don'tyou?I'llgo *ethemoneyandItakethebride. B:Haveyougotanyexperience? J:*'vegotthis!(J脫下鞋子從里面摸出一張支票，上書$1,000,000) Act5 （轉眼已到了婚禮之期.MS意氣風發用紅綢牽著新娘上，J蓋著紅蓋頭極不情愿地被拉上臺） （J和三強盜躍至臺中） ABC&J:Heyyou!Stopandlistentous! A:Theroadisbuiltbyme! B:AndIplantedonetree. C:Ifyouwanttogo。
3.急~~~英語短話劇劇本5人
話劇《荊軻刺秦王》旁白（Aside ）/介紹（Introduction）: Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the * I太子丹（上，掏出鏡子梳頭，做自戀狀）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world？ （畫外音：It's you, Prince Dan！ 太子丹高興狀） Thank u mirror！ （面對觀眾） I'm Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do？ （向幕里大叫） Where is my minister？阿三（畢恭畢敬） ： Honey, I am coming.太子丹：I've told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”！阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作殺狀）太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent！（二十一世紀最需要的是什么，人才！這句話要跟觀眾交流，最好由觀眾來回答，然后拍阿三肩膀，做贊許狀） Good idea! But who is the right candidate？阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK？阿三：* II（《十面埋伏》中劉德華&金成武決斗時的音樂）荊軻Are you Li mochou？李莫愁Yes.荊軻OK. I'm Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers' world.李莫愁Are you challenging me？荊軻Off course！ 聳聳肩表示同意李莫愁Come on！音樂起兩人沖上前來“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，兩刀砍死你啊。
”李莫愁倒地荊軻大笑李莫愁痛苦狀：What happened? Why aren't you hurt？荊軻： We don't need any reason to win a person. Don't we? Do we？ （贏一個人需要理由么，不需要么，需要么？）李莫愁：Momma always said: "Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou. You never know what you're gonna get." I got it, Momma is right.荊軻再次大笑太子丹上（抱拳）：How are you？荊柯：Fine, thank you, and you？太子丹：Oh my God! Could you give me an innovative answer to “How are you”？荊柯：Sure！太子丹：How are you？荊柯：Fine, thank you, and your wife？太子丹暈倒荊柯：Hey, man, I'm kidding！太子丹：Oh, I'm kidding too！（畢恭畢敬）May I have your name card, please？荊軻從兜里掏出一卷紙，上面寫著：To be or not to be, that's a question.阿三：Hero,we need your help.荊柯：I am busy now！太子丹：You can get a lot of money.荊柯：I am very busy now！阿三：IC, ID, IQ card？荊柯：I am very very busy now！阿三（手指上場的美女，激動狀）： Look! She is the most beautiful girl in the world. If you say O.K., she is yours.荊柯（流口水）：I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love！阿三：What? What's the TCM？荊柯； Hey, guy! You look so smart but why you didn't know TCM? Any of them can give you the answer.阿三：Excuse me? What's the TCM？觀眾甲：TCM - Traditional Chinese MM .太子丹：I must show you the trump card. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Lipton Slimming tea. It is a brand new product of Unilever China.荊柯（激動）：Slimming tea! I have dreamed of it for thousands of times. My wife always threatens to leave me if I couldn't reduce my weight.阿三：You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I'm very glad, you still have to speak up. Take it! Do you really like? Really？你不是真的想要吧？難道你真的想要嗎……（《No matter》音樂起，荊軻先與阿三跳探戈，擁入懷中，又甩出去，阿三做嘔吐狀。
然后荊軻與太子丹跳倫巴，最后太子丹擺一個女性化的造型，向后彎腰并抬其中一條腿，荊軻做調戲狀。）荊柯（誠懇狀） Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for you.太子丹與阿三（撞胯，擊掌）Yeah!Action Ш（《大話西游》主題曲響起）荊珂挽著妻子，太子丹，阿三在后.阿三：Hero, we have already reached Yishui River.荊珂：Just stop here, please. Farewell, my friends太子丹：I will miss you, baby.（太子丹，阿三下。
停頓。《泰坦尼克號》主題曲起，荊軻與妻子做Jack和rose在船頭的經典造型，忽然荊軻看到一個美女——此時一個中國古典美女經過，向荊軻拋媚眼，并拋下定情手絹。
荊軻高興的盯著美女看，妻子發覺不對，扭過頭。
4.簡單的ENGLISH話劇
孫悟空vs豬八戒An English play---- Pig Guy has been defeated by Monkey King悟空：師傅，是不是太累了？休息一下再走吧。
Master, are you tired? Let's have a rest.唐僧：沒關系，前面不遠就有人家了，到了那里再休息吧。I am fine. Let's have a rest later. Look! There is a house overthere.悟空仔細地攙扶唐僧繼續行走，同時另一邊老頭、老媽、小媳婦出場。
小媳婦（做哭狀）：爹、媽，我……Daddy, mommy, I, I …老頭：女兒，快走吧，不然那豬精來了，就走不了了。Honey, hurry up. The spirit is coming soon.小媳婦走幾步又回頭跑回老媽的懷里，抱頭痛哭。
老頭在一邊嘆息，擦淚。唐僧、悟空走到他們面前。
悟空：師傅，到了。Master, here we are.唐僧（走到老頭面前行禮，悟空看見了正在哭的母女倆，覺得奇怪，上下打量）：老施主，我是從東土大唐前往西天取經的和尚，想借貴地休息一晚，不知方便否？Excuse me, sir. I am the monk from the east. Can we stay over heretonight？老頭（做哽咽狀）：哦，是東土大唐來的高僧啊，可以可以。
（別過臉去繼續哭泣）Oh, you are the monk from the east. Sure. Sure, come in, please ……唐僧正在奇怪，老媽聞聲抬起頭，仔細打量唐僧，突然撲到唐僧面前。老媽：高僧啊，你可要救救我的女兒，救救我們一家啊。
Master, please save my daughter, save my family…唐僧：老施主休要傷心，有什么事慢慢說。Don't be sad, madam. Take it easy. What happened？老頭：高僧有所不知，我們這里有一只豬精，今天要來跟我女兒成親，大家都斗不過它，現在正準備把女兒送出去逃避Master, there is a spirit here. He wants to marry my daughter,tonight. We are allafraid of him.唐僧：施主莫怕，我這徒弟本領高強，也許他能幫上你們。
Calm down, sir. My apprentice has great capability. Maybe, he canhelp you.老頭：唉，高僧啊，以前也來過自稱本領高強的師傅，結果都被這豬精打跑了。今天你們就躲著別出來了吧。
Alas! , master, there have been many people who boast to be verycapable. But everytime, they were defeated by the spirit. You'd better keep awaytonight.悟空：噢，有這么厲害的妖怪？我倒要會他一會。待會你們只管躲起來，外面發生什么事，都不用管。
What? Is the spirit really so strong? I'd like to see how great heis. All of youjust stay inside. Don't come out no matter what happens.這時起了風聲（音樂），老頭一家嚇得站起來混身發抖。小媳婦嚇得直往老媽懷里鉆。
悟空鎮定地舉手示意，讓師傅及老頭一家人躲到房間里面去。自己也手搭涼篷看了看，便不慌不忙地也躲在了門后，露出一段紅袖子。
豬八戒大笑著耀武揚威地走上場來，嘴里大喊：小娘子，我來了。Darling, here I am.站在臺上停一下，見沒有動靜，覺得奇怪，往房屋里看去，見露出一段紅袖子，高興地一拍手掌。
八戒：小娘子還害羞呢，不敢出來見老豬嗎？來，來，來，我們就要是夫妻了，還害什么羞呀。Darling, don't be so shy! Please come to me. Come on, we will be acouple.豬八戒跑上去輕輕拉住紅袖子，把小娘子拖了出來，小娘子作出害羞的樣子，有時又做出猴子的模樣。
八戒：小娘子，不用怕，我雖然長得丑，但本領高強，一定會讓你過上好日子的。Darling, don't be afraid. Although I am ugly, I am so powerful. I amsure that Ican make you happy.小娘子笑著點頭，抓耳撓腮。
八戒：小娘子，你高興的時候干嘛要像猴子一樣？Darling, why do you look like a monkey ？小娘子：我一高興就覺得癢，所以就抓一抓。When I am happy, I always tickle.八戒：高興就好，高興就好。
我們快入洞房吧。Fine, let's go to the bedroom.八戒拉住小娘子就往房子里面鉆。
小娘子作出動腦筋的樣子，又把八戒拉回來。八戒：哇，小娘子，你好大的力氣啊，干嘛把我拉出來啊？Darling. Why are you so powerful？小娘子：夫君，你這模樣進去會嚇著我的父母的，還是去你家里吧。
Honey, your appearance will frighten my parents. We'd better go toyour home.八戒：去我家？那太好了，我們這就走吧。Go to my house?OK. that's a great idea. Let's go.兩人走了幾步，小女子做出腿疼摔了一下的樣子，八戒忙扶起她，作出痛惜的樣子。
小女子：我一個弱女子，哪里能走這么遠？夫君背我吧。I cannot walk any further. Can you carry me on your back？八戒：背你？好，好，好。
誰讓你是我的媳婦呢？Carry you on my back? All right. You're my wife after all. Come on.八戒把小女子背上：娘子，我們這就出發了。Darling, Let's go.小女子（在八戒頭上一點）：走吧，呆子。
Okay. Let's go.音樂響起（直到八戒摔倒）。八戒在臺上走一圈，做出越走越慢，越走越累的樣子。
小女子在他背上抓耳撓腮，非常高興。八戒：小娘子，你怎么這么重啊？Darling, why are you so heavy？小女子：不是我重，只怕是你不想背我吧？Do you think so? Don't you want to carry me？）八戒：不，不，不，我背，我背。
Yes, I do. I do.繼續艱難地走。小女子得意地在背上笑。
八戒體力不支，一跤摔倒，小女。
5.簡短的英語話劇劇本
英語話劇劇本推薦：《威尼斯商人》、《e5a48de588b67a6431333433623134俄狄浦斯王》、《第十二夜》、《被縛的普羅米修斯》、《鳥》。
1、《威尼斯商人》
《威尼斯商人》 是英國戲劇家莎士比亞創作的戲劇，是一部具有諷刺性的喜劇。大約作于1596~1597年。該劇的劇情是通過三條線索展開的：一條是鮑西亞選親；一條是杰西卡與羅蘭佐戀愛和私奔；還有一條是“割一磅肉”的契約糾紛。
2、《俄狄浦斯王》
《俄狄浦斯王》是古希臘作家索福克勒斯創作的劇本，約公元前431年演出。《俄狄浦斯王》戲劇，取材于希臘神話傳說中關于俄狄浦斯殺父娶母的故事，展示了富有典型意義的希臘悲劇沖突——人跟命運的沖突。
3、《第十二夜》
《第十二夜》是英國劇作家莎士比亞創作的戲劇，約寫于1600一1602年間，1623年在書業公所登記，同年收入第一對開本中。這部作品以抒情的筆調，浪漫喜劇的形式，再次謳歌了人文主義對愛情和友誼的美好理想，表現了生活之美、愛情之美。
4、《被縛的普羅米修斯》
《被縛的普羅米修斯》是古希臘悲劇家埃斯庫羅斯的一部話劇作品，劇中主要塑造了普羅米修斯這一位愛護人類、不屈服于暴力的光輝形象。該劇情節簡單，結構也不復雜，但它歷來受到人們的重視，被視為古典名作。
5、《鳥》
《鳥》是阿里斯托芬（公元前414年）的杰作之一，是現存的唯一以神話幻想為題材的喜劇。劇中有兩個雅典人和一群鳥一起在天和地之間建立了一個“云中鵓鴣國”。這個國家是一個理想的社會，其中沒有貧富之分，沒有剝削，勞動是生存的唯一條件。
6.求幾篇短篇的英語情景劇劇本
阿q外傳阿Q: hello everyone. I am famous. My name is QQ. People call me A-Q. I am very famous. I love my job very much . You know I am a worker. But I hate my boss, he says he is a foreigner, but I don't believe it .老板： heng A_Q ,you know tomorrow is my fathers birthday.阿Q: oh ,your fathers birthday? How old is your father？老板： hah, he is dead.阿Q: oh he is````` I am sorry to hear that , I am sorry to hear that, I am sorry to hear thatBut when did your father die ？老板： Two years before I was born.阿Q: Oh ,two years before you were born ？老板： eng ,tomorrow ,AQ, you should work harder .阿Q: of course , of course I will work harder,. But master```老板： en？阿Q: I just want some more money. Some more money``老板： you want some more money？阿Q: Yes , some more money master.老板： hahah ，打他 Tell you , no way 阿Q: No way ```哭老板： I can find some body to help you .阿Q:Somebody to help me? Who？老板： WUMA, come here . Wuma, be quick.阿Q: wuma ？ 登場wuma老板： AQ, this is wuma. Wuma , now you just work together with *`````打他阿Q: master ，老板： this is wuma, ,you know you just work together with her.阿Q: NO problem`.老板： Do remember ,do not do anything wrong to her. . Or I will kill you.阿Q: OF course not.老板： 看表，its ten o`clock , I just want to go to buy some animals to eat.阿Q: OH animals to eat . OK`````老板： Remember, I will be back. Do not do anything wrong to her .阿Q: Of course not ,take it easy .```M 下場阿Q:eng ``` wuma , wuma . Wuma ,wuma whats your name ? wuma吳媽： My name is wuma 阿Q: wuma how many husbands do you have？吳媽： only one 阿Q: she says ONLY ONE a`` how old is he ?W : he is dead 阿Q: OH ,he is dead ,I am very glad to hear that. Wuma you know, my name is QQ, people tell me AQ. Wuma you know , I have a large house , you know? I make money everyday, a lot of money吳媽： so you have o lot of wives？阿Q: a lot of wifes? Oh I don't have any wifes. But I have two dogs ,and three cats and four monkeys.吳媽： are they beautiful？阿Q: of course , they are very beautiful.. but you are more beautiful than amimals. I am sorry ,I mean animals are more beatiful than you. I am sorry ,I mean you are as beautiful as *``` to be frank , to tell you the truth,actually in my heart , in fact ````I just want you to marry me. You know ,wuma,I just want you to be my *, I just want to sleep with you.吳媽： what ? what did you say？阿Q: wuma, I just want to sleep with you..吳媽： Wolf, wolf, no , no ,help, help, policeman policeman````P: Wher is the wolf ?W : hereP: he is AQ, he is not a wolf ,don't care about it . Beautiful woman! May I know your name？吳媽： My name is wuma, people call me wuma.警察：May I know your name？吳媽：My name is Wu Ma,People call me Wuma.警察：Oh Wuma,how many husband do you have？吳媽：Only one.警察：Oh,only one?How old is she？吳媽：He is dead.警察：Dead?Good.警察：Wuma,I just want you to be my wife No.6. To be my wife No.6.阿Q:Wuma… 警察：Wuma…阿Q:Wuma… 警察：Wuma… 警察 阿Q:Wuma… （動作）警察：阿Q啊…阿Q:ei…警察：Wuma is very beautifu,right？老板：阿Q啊阿Q:Oh,master！（警察嚇趴下）老板：what did u do to Wuma？阿Q:I did nothing!I did nothing！老板：Stop!Stop！阿Q:AH…老板：Wuma, Come here!Heng！（拍桌子，把睡在地上的警察嚇醒！）警察：Nice to meet you…老板：Wuma,coffee,coffee…警察：ei ei 端咖啡，看吳媽老板：Delicious coffee！警察：Beautiful woman…老板：Let's cheers！警察：OK,Cheers.（交杯酒）I have something to say.老板：What？警察：（從口袋里拿出錢）Ten thousands.老板：What do you mean？警察：I want Wuma.老板：Ah?You want Wuma？阿Q：（沖過來）Master！老板：My dear sir,you know,tomorrow is my farther's birthday.I need her to work for me.警察：I know,I know！老板：You know. Ha Ha Ha…警察：One million！老板：One million？警察：I want Wuma.阿Q：（沖過來）I want Wuma.老板：My dear Sir,you know,tomorrow is really my father's birthday.警察：I know,I know…老板：you know…警察：（掏出槍）I want Wuma！老板：Hn…. Wuma is yours！警察：Thank you !hey Wuma you know, I am a good person,I am really very good. （掏出錢，塞到吳媽手中）You see,I'm good.吳媽：撒掉錢，老板去撿警察：Shit,I will kill you.阿Q：哼，我手持鋼鞭將你打！Master！警察：哼 Wma,if you don't go with me,I will kill you at once.阿Q:You can't hurt her.警察：eng,bia（用槍打阿Q）阿Q:I am hurt,I am dying Wuma,but before I die,I will draw a picture for * a moment. （沖到老板面前，嚎哭）Master,this is 。
7.求幾篇短篇的英語情景劇劇本
阿q外傳 阿Q: hello everyone. I am famous. My name is QQ. People call me A-Q. I am very famous. I love my job very much . You know I am a worker. But I hate my boss, he says he is a foreigner, but I don't believe it .老板： heng A_Q ,you know tomorrow is my fathers birthday.阿Q: oh ,your fathers birthday? How old is your father？老板： hah, he is dead.阿Q: oh he is````` I am sorry to hear that , I am sorry to hear that, I am sorry to hear that But when did your father die ？老板： Two years before I was born.阿Q: Oh ,two years before you were born ？老板： eng ,tomorrow ,AQ, you should work harder .阿Q: of course , of course I will work harder,. But master``` 老板： en？阿Q: I just want some more money. Some more money`` 老板： you want some more money？阿Q: Yes , some more money master.老板： hahah ，打他 Tell you , no way 阿Q: No way ```哭 老板： I can find some body to help you .阿Q:Somebody to help me? Who？老板： WUMA, come here . Wuma, be quick.阿Q: wuma ？ 登場wuma 老板： AQ, this is wuma. Wuma , now you just work together with *`````打他 阿Q: master ，老板： this is wuma, ,you know you just work together with her.阿Q: NO problem`.老板： Do remember ,do not do anything wrong to her. . Or I will kill you.阿Q: OF course not.老板： 看表，its ten o`clock , I just want to go to buy some animals to eat.阿Q: OH animals to eat . OK````` 老板： Remember, I will be back. Do not do anything wrong to her .阿Q: Of course not ,take it easy .```M 下場 阿Q:eng ``` wuma , wuma . Wuma ,wuma whats your name ? wuma 吳媽： My name is wuma 阿Q: wuma how many husbands do you have？吳媽： only one 阿Q: she says ONLY ONE a`` how old is he ?W : he is dead 阿Q: OH ,he is dead ,I am very glad to hear that. Wuma you know, my name is QQ, people tell me AQ. Wuma you know , I have a large house , you know? I make money everyday, a lot of money 吳媽： so you have o lot of wives？阿Q: a lot of wifes? Oh I don't have any wifes. But I have two dogs ,and three cats and four monkeys.吳媽： are they beautiful？阿Q: of course , they are very beautiful.. but you are more beautiful than amimals. I am sorry ,I mean animals are more beatiful than you. I am sorry ,I mean you are as beautiful as *``` to be frank , to tell you the truth,actually in my heart , in fact ```` I just want you to marry me. You know ,wuma,I just want you to be my *, I just want to sleep with you.吳媽： what ? what did you say？阿Q: wuma, I just want to sleep with you..吳媽： Wolf, wolf, no , no ,help, help, policeman policeman```` P: Wher is the wolf ?W : here P: he is AQ, he is not a wolf ,don't care about it . Beautiful woman! May I know your name？吳媽： My name is wuma, people call me wuma.警察：May I know your name？吳媽：My name is Wu Ma,People call me Wuma.警察：Oh Wuma,how many husband do you have？吳媽：Only one.警察：Oh,only one?How old is she？吳媽：He is dead.警察：Dead?Good.警察：Wuma,I just want you to be my wife No.6. To be my wife No.6.阿Q:Wuma… 警察：Wuma… 阿Q:Wuma… 警察：Wuma… 警察 阿Q:Wuma… （動作） 警察：阿Q啊… 阿Q:ei… 警察：Wuma is very beautifu,right？老板：阿Q啊 阿Q:Oh,master！（警察嚇趴下） 老板：what did u do to Wuma？阿Q:I did nothing!I did nothing！老板：Stop!Stop！阿Q:AH… 老板：Wuma, Come here!Heng！（拍桌子，把睡在地上的警察嚇醒！） 警察：Nice to meet you… 老板：Wuma,coffee,coffee… 警察：ei ei 端咖啡，看吳媽 老板：Delicious coffee！警察：Beautiful woman… 老板：Let's cheers！警察：OK,Cheers.（交杯酒）I have something to say.老板：What？警察：（從口袋里拿出錢）Ten thousands.老板：What do you mean？警察：I want Wuma.老板：Ah?You want Wuma？阿Q：（沖過來）Master！老板：My dear sir,you know,tomorrow is my farther's birthday.I need her to work for me.警察：I know,I know！老板：You know. Ha Ha Ha… 警察：One million！老板：One million？警察：I want Wuma.阿Q：（沖過來）I want Wuma.老板：My dear Sir,you know,tomorrow is really my father's birthday.警察：I know,I know… 老板：you know… 警察：（掏出槍）I want Wuma！老板：Hn…. Wuma is yours！警察：Thank you !hey Wuma you know, I am a good person,I am really very good. （掏出錢，塞到吳媽手中）You see,I'm good.吳媽：撒掉錢，老板去撿 警察：Shit,I will kill you.阿Q：哼，我手持鋼鞭將你打！Master！警察：哼 Wma,if you don't go with me,I will kill you at once.阿Q:You can't hurt her.警察：eng,bia（用槍打阿Q） 阿Q:I am hurt,I am dying Wuma,but before I die,I will draw a picture for * a moment. （沖到老板面前，嚎。
8.簡單,精彩的英語小劇本
Little Red Riding Hood 小紅帽 第一場：Little Red Riding Hood家 Mum： （媽媽拿著一個籃子，把桌子上的水果放在籃子里） Little Red Riding Hood 唱著歌，歡快地跑進來）Hi,mummy, what are you doing? Mum： （一邊把水果放在籃子里，心事重重地說）Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma. Little Red Riding Hood：（邊提起籃子，邊點頭說）Ok! Mum： （親切地看著Little Red Riding Hood說） Be good. Be careful. Little Red Riding Hood: Yes ,*e, mummy. Mum: Bye-bye. Darling. 第二場：在路上 （一陣輕快的音樂由遠而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎著籃子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁） Little Red Riding Hood: Wow!Flowers, how beautiful！ （放下籃子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers. Wolf：（隨著一陣低沉的音樂，Wolf大步地走上臺）I am wolf. I am hungry. （做找東西狀，東張西望） Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going？ （做狡猾的樣子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼） Little Red Riding Hood：（手摸辮子，天真地回答）To Grandma'*a is ill. Wolf：（自言自語）I' ll eat Grandma. But……（對Little Red Riding Hood說）Hey, look! 6 little baby ducks. Little Red Riding Hood：（和6只鴨子隨著音樂翩翩起舞） Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大樹后） Little Red Riding Hood：（停止跳舞）Hello! Baby ducks,how are you? Six Ducks:We' re * you. Where are you going? Little Red Riding Hood:To Grandma'*, I must go, bye. Six Ducks:Goodbye. 第三場：Grandma家 Grandma： （喘著氣出場，顫顫悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床邊，喘了幾口，打幾個哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。）
Wolf：（從樹后出來，邊走邊說）I am very hungry now. （做找尋的樣子）Where is Grandma' s house？ （高興地對觀眾說）Aha , it's here.（敲門）Bang, Bang, Bang. Grandma: Who is it? Wolf：（裝出Little Red Riding Hood的聲音，一邊得意地搖動尾巴，一邊說）It's me. Little Red Riding Hood. Grandma： （邊說邊起床） Come in, come in. Wolf：（得意洋洋地走到床邊） Grandma , I'll eat you. Grandma： （驚慌失措地抓緊衣服，瞪著眼睛，邊叫迫從床上滾到地上） 灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。 Wolf：（得意地拍拍肚子，翹起大拇指）Yummy!I'll sleep. Little Red Riding Hood：（高興地敲門）*a. Wolf：（裝扮成Grandma的聲音） Who is it? Little Red Riding Hood:It's me。
Little Red Riding Hood. What a strange noise! Wolf:Come in, Come in. Little Red Riding Hood：（蹦跳著進來，把籃子放在桌子上，走到床前一看，跳回幾步）Oh! What are big ears! Wolf:I can listen to your sweet voice. Little Red Riding Hood:Wow! What a big eyes! Wolf:I can see you pretty face. Little Red Riding Hood:Oh! What a big hand. Wolf:I can hug you. Little Red Riding Hood：（跪在床前，拉起Wolf的手，邊摸邊說）Look! What a big hands? Wolf：（從床上跳起來說）I can eat you! Little Red Riding Hood：（拼命地跑）Oh!No! No! Wolf：（追到Little Red Riding Hood，做吃狀，拍拍肚子說）It's delicious. I still sleep. I like sleeping. Hunter： （一邊拿著槍，一邊做尋找狀出場）Where's the wolf? Look! A door.（推門）The wolf is sleeping. Wolf：（發出呼呼的響聲） Hunter： （端起槍想打，又放下）What a big stomach！ （摸摸Wolf的肚子）Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside .I must be hurry.（從桌子上拿起剪刀，舉起） Look! Scissors. （做剪Wolf的肚子）Cut, cut, cut. Little Red Riding Hood/Grandma:Thank you. Hunter: Grandma ,give me some needles and thread. Little Riding Hood ,Give me some stones. Grandma： （從桌子上拿來針線） Little Red Riding Hood：（搬來幾個石頭）One, two, three. Hunter： （把小石頭裝進Wolf的衣服里） Grandma: I'll thread it. Hunter： （拿起槍）Woke up! Wolf：（起床，兩手托著大肚子）My stomach is so heavy. Hunter: You big bad wolf, raise your arms! Wolf：（邊跑邊說） Help! Don't shot me! Hunter： （開槍）Bang, bang! Wolf： （應聲倒下） Hunter: The bad wolf is dead. Little Red Riding Hood和Grandma:Yeah! Thank you. Little Red Riding Hood、Grandma、Hunter（一起鞠躬）： Thank you 《白雪公主》英語小劇本白雪公主 SNOW WHITE CONTENTS SW-白雪公主 Q-皇后 M-魔鏡 H-獵人 P-白馬王子 D-小矮人 A-小動物 音樂起，旁白 A long time ago, In a beautiful kingdom, there lived a young king and queen, the people loved them so much; the queen died while giving birth to a girl, her name was Snow White, She was a beautiful princess. Year passed, the king got married again, The people didn't love the new queen, because she was cruel. One day, In the king's palace： 白雪出場 S.w: My name is S.w , I am a beautiful princ。
9.【英語小品劇本】
SW-白雪公主 Q-皇后 M-魔鏡 H-獵人P-白馬王子 D-小矮人 音樂起，旁白 A long time ago, In a beautiful kingdom, there lived a young king and queen, the people loved them so much; the queen died while giving birth to a girl, her name was Snow White, She was a beautiful princess. Year passed, the king got married again, The people didn't love the new queen, because she was cruel. One day, In the king's palace： ----白雪出場 S.w: My name is Snow white , I am a beautiful princess, I miss my mother so much, Where is my mother ? Where is my mother ？ 音樂起，皇后、魔鏡出場 Q: I am a queen , I'm very beautiful , Where is Mirror ? Mirror , Mirror on the wall , who's the most beautiful ? M: Snow white is much more beautiful than you ! Q: Hunter, go kill Snow white . 獵 人 出 場 H: Yes, my queen 音樂起，獵人追趕白雪，公主驚慌出逃 S.w: Help me ,help me, please, please ！ 白雪順利脫逃后 S.w: I am tried and hungry, oh, there is a little house , I will eat a little and lie down. 音樂起，7個小矮人出場， D: 1\Look, somebody ate my food---- 2\Somebody drank my water---- 3\Someone is sleeping now---- 4\What a beautiful girl！---- 小矮人睡覺----音樂起公主先醒了----小矮人醒了----對話 5\How do you do? S.w: How do you do? My name is Snow white … Nice to meet you! D：（齊說）Nice to meet you ,too---- 6\ welcome to our house!---- 7\Would you like to live here? S.W: My pleasure, thank you very much! D: Let's go out for our work, bye-bye, Snow white. 皇后、魔鏡出場 Q: Mirror, mirror on the wall , who's the most beautiful? M: Snow white is much more beautiful than you! Q: What ? Snow white is not dead ? Hahaha, I got a good idea！ 音樂起，皇后扮演老太太出場，對話 Q: Apple ,apple, beautiful apple, S.w: Hello, Good morning grandma! Q: pretty girl ,would you like a bite? S.w: Oh, yes ,thank you grandma！ 白雪公主咬一口后倒地 Q: The girl is dead! Hahaha… 小矮人出場、圍著公主哭 Snow white wake up, wake up… 音樂起，小矮人引著王子出場 P: A beautiful girl! She shall be my queen！ 王子喚醒公主，公主醒了 P:Wake up ! Wake up , my queen ! S.w: Thank you for your help ! P: My pleasure ！ 音樂起，小矮人、公主、王子跳起歡快的舞。