華閱文章網1.誰有簡單的英語相聲
一、Little Red Riding Hood 第一場：Little Red Riding Hood家 Mum： （媽媽拿著一個籃子，把桌子上的水果放在籃子里） Little Red Riding Hood：（唱著歌，歡快地跑進來）Hi,mummy, what are you doing? Mum： （一邊把水果放在籃子里，心事重重地說）Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma. Little Red Riding Hood：（邊提起籃子，邊點頭說）Ok! Mum： （親切地看著Little Red Riding Hood說） Be good. Be careful. Little Red Riding Hood: Yes ,*e, mummy. Mum: Bye-bye. Darling. 第二場：在路上 （一陣輕快的音樂由遠而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎著籃子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁） Little Red Riding Hood: Wow!Flowers, how beautiful！ （放下籃子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers. Wolf:(wolf大步地走上臺)I am wolf. I am hungry. （做找東西狀，東張西望） Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going？ （做狡猾的樣子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼） Little Red Riding Hood：（手摸辮子，天真地回答）To Grandma'*a is ill. Wolf：（自言自語）I' ll eat Grandma. But……（對Little Red Riding Hood說）Hey, look! 6 little baby ducks. Little Red Riding Hood：（和6只鴨子隨著音樂翩翩起舞） Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大樹后） Little Red Riding Hood：（停止跳舞）Hello! Baby ducks,how are you? Six Ducks:We' re * you. Where are you going? Little Red Riding Hood:To Grandma'*, I must go, bye. Six Ducks:Goodbye. 第三場：Grandma家 Grandma： （喘著氣出場，顫顫悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床邊，喘了幾口，打幾個哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。）
Wolf：（從樹后出來，邊走邊說）I am very hungry now. （做找尋的樣子）Where is Grandma' s house？ （高興地對觀眾說）Aha , it's here.（敲門）Bang, Bang, Bang. Grandma: Who is it? Wolf：（裝出Little Red Riding Hood的聲音，一邊得意地搖動尾巴，一邊說）It's me. Little Red Riding Hood. Grandma： （邊說邊起床） Come in, come in. Wolf：（得意洋洋地走到床邊） Grandma , I'll eat you. Grandma： （驚慌失措地抓緊衣服，瞪著眼睛，邊叫迫從床上滾到地上） 灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。 Wolf：（得意地拍拍肚子，翹起大拇指）Yummy!I'll sleep. Little Red Riding Hood：（高興地敲門）*a. Wolf：（裝扮成Grandma的聲音） Who is it? Little Red Riding Hood:It's me。
Little Red Riding Hood. What a strange noise! Wolf:Come in, Come in. Little Red Riding Hood：（蹦跳著進來，把籃子放在桌子上，走到床前一看，跳回幾步）Oh! What are big ears! Wolf:I can listen to your sweet voice. Little Red Riding Hood:Wow! What a big eyes! Wolf:I can see you pretty face. Little Red Riding Hood:Oh! What a big hand. Wolf:I can hug you. Little Red Riding Hood：（跪在床前，拉起Wolf的手，邊摸邊說）Look! What a big hands? Wolf：（從床上跳起來說）I can eat you! Little Red Riding Hood：（拼命地跑）Oh!No! No! Wolf：（追到Little Red Riding Hood，做吃狀，拍拍肚子說）It's delicious. I still sleep. I like sleeping. Hunter： （一邊拿著槍，一邊做尋找狀出場）Where's the wolf? Look! A door.（推門）The wolf is sleeping. Wolf：（發出呼呼的響聲） Hunter： （端起槍想打，又放下）What a big stomach！ （摸摸Wolf的肚子）Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside .I must be hurry.（從桌子上拿起剪刀，舉起） Look! Scissors. （做剪Wolf的肚子）Cut, cut, cut. Little Red Riding Hood/Grandma:Thank you. Hunter: Grandma ,give me some needles and thread. Little Riding Hood ,Give me some stones. Grandma： （從桌子上拿來針線） Little Red Riding Hood：（搬來幾個石頭）One, two, three. Hunter： （把小石頭裝進Wolf的衣服里） Grandma: I'll thread it. Hunter： （拿起槍）Woke up! Wolf：（起床，兩手托著大肚子）My stomach is so heavy. Hunter: You big bad wolf, raise your arms! Wolf：（邊跑邊說） Help! Don't shot me! Hunter： （開槍）Bang, bang! Wolf： （應聲倒下） Hunter: The bad wolf is dead. Little Red Riding Hood和Grandma:Yeah! Thank you. 二、T---Tiger F---Fox R---Rabbit B---Bird Fr---Frog B----Bear （ 狐假虎威） Tiger: I'm a great tiger. I'm very strong. I'm very brave. I'm the king of the * now I'm very hungry. I must find sth. to eat at once, or I'll die immediately. Oh, there's nothing here. And here is nothing, either. Oh, I want to have a rest. (Sleep soundly) Fox: I'm a fox. You can see, I'm pretty and lovely. I'm good at cheating 0and telling lies. Just now I cheated a crew out of a piece of meat. Mm, Mm, Mm. How delicious it is! Tiger: Ah, a fox. A good meal. Ah, a good meal. Fox: Oh, my God! What should I do? Yes, I have a good idea. Yes, a good idea. Hello! Tiger sister!。
2.求一篇英語相聲劇本.
天呢，給各位說一段英語相聲。
這位大家都認識，XXX我的搭檔 小號吹得好！ 就是最近啊，身體不好 尤其這次病的挺嚴重的，都破相了。 痔瘡。
呵呵，開個玩笑 就上個星期吧，XXX給我打點話：走啊，一起游泳去 我說：不去！ 我嫌臟，游泳池里面有很多人都在里面撒尿 他說：別怕，我們也可以尿！ 最后還是他一個人去了。 當天下午3點，打電話給我：哥，帶2000塊贖我來吧，尿尿讓人逮著了。
去把他領回來。問他怎么回事，他說：他們都在池子里尿的，我是站在岸邊尿的。
過兩天，他自己又去了。下午又給我打電話：兄弟。
來贖我來吧，又讓人逮著了 去把他領回來，問他：又站岸邊尿了？ 他說：沒有啊。這次在池子里尿的，不過這幾天有點上火，尿是黃的。
Today, I would like to present a cross-talk. This is XXX, my partner, everybody knows him. He blows his trumpet very well! But he has been indisposed recently This time he's really very sick, he's disfigured. Hemorrhoids. Ha ha, it's just a joke. Just last week, XXX gave me a call: “Come, let's go swimming ” I answered: “No, it's dirty; lots of people urinate in the pool” He said: “Don't worry, we also can urinate!” Finally he went alone. Later in the afternoon at three o'clock, he called me: “Brother, please bring 2000 Yuan to bail me out, I was caught urinating.” I asked him what'd happened after taking him back, he said: “They urinated in the pool, but I did it standing at the poolside.” Two days later, again he went there alone. In the afternoon, he called me again: “Brother, I was caught again, come and bail me.” After bringing him back, I asked: “Urinated at the poolside again?” He answered: “No, this time I did it in the pool, but these few days I have excessive internal heat, my urine was yellow. ”。
3.跪求英語笑話或相聲（短一點,40詞以內,本人初二 要能看懂）
1,Two birls Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which? Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer. Teacher: Please tell us. Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow. 兩只鳥 老師： 這兒有兩只鳥，一只是麻雀。
誰能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀嗎？ 學生：我指不出，但我知道答案。 老師：請說說看。
學生：燕子旁邊的就是麻雀，麻雀旁邊的就是燕子。 2. The Fish Net "Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?" "A lot of little holes tied together with strings." replied the little girl. 魚網 "你能告訴我魚網是什么做的嗎，安？" 老師發問道。
"把許多小孔用繩子栓在一起就成了魚網了。" 小女孩回答道。
3. The New Teacher George comes from school on the first of September. "George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother. "I didn\'t like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too。.." 新老師 9月1日， 喬治放學回到家里。
"喬治，你喜歡你們的新老師嗎？" 媽媽問。 "媽媽，我不喜歡，因為她說3加3得6， 可后來又說2加4也得6。
" 4. A physics Examination Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard. The question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then hear the thunderrolls? Nick\'s answer: Because our eyes are before ears. 一次物理考試 在一次物理考試時，當同學們都還在苦思冥想時，尼克很快就答好了第一個問題。 這個問題是：為什么在打雷時，我們總是先看到閃電后聽到雷聲？ 尼克的回答是：因為眼睛在前，耳朵在后。
4.求介紹一個英語短小品
與此同時A與B還在糾纏，這時E終于隱忍不住爆發了。
E：先生！你的錢包丟了！你怎么這么傻啊。A與B同時回頭，看見了那會說話的椅子E，嚇昏過去了。
這一幕恰巧被經過的F看見了。于是F就報道了這一事件。
F：大家好，我是新聞記者F，今天我看見了一個奇異的現象，一個椅子說話了，兩個人被嚇昏了，下面我將采訪一下被嚇昏的兩個人。B：哦，上帝，哦，媽媽。
F：這個人傻了，我們不鳥他了，下面我采訪一下另一個人吧，請問你為什么不告訴他，他的錢包丟了？A：對不起，我不知道“錢包”這個單詞怎么講……F：通過這一事件，我們可以認識到，掌握一門外語的重要性，以及金錢給人類帶來的影響。是嗎，椅子？E：是啊，是啊（E傻傻地拼命點頭）C：唉，人可真愚蠢，椅子也被他們弄傻了。
D：誰讓這是一個童話呢……為了配合馬可的英文翻譯，所以臺詞能簡單就簡單啦。下面是馬可的英文翻譯。
A:sir,sir,please give me a piece of * you,sir.I'm hungry to die. B:get away,get away,dirty man. A:sir,sir!! B:run away,please run away.I have no food,and I don't have money,either. C:hey,xiao D,he is so foolish,isn't he? D:yes,yes. A:but。.sir。
.please listen to me。.. B:wa,why are you so disgusting!! C:hey,chair,do you feel the man sat on you a moment ago is very stupid. E:ai,pretty flower,do you know,men are always very silly. D:yes,yes!! E:sir!you lost your wallet!can't you be more clever? F:good morning,everybody.I'm a jonrnist F. Today I saw a very weird thing--a chair open her mouth,and two men are frightened to *,I will intenview the two nozzy man. B:wo,my god,wo,my,mum. F:I'm sorry to tell you this man has been * needn't take notice of * me interview the other man,hello,man,can you tell men why didn't you tell him he lost his wallet? A:I'm sorry,I don't know how to speak "錢包" in english。
F:dear audience,through this thing we can learn that how improtant it is to mastery a foreign language,and how lagre the money affect * that all right,chair? E:yes,yes. C:ai,men is so silly. D:don't believe us,it is just a fairly tale.。
5.急求一篇短的英語小品劇本
Little Red Riding Hood 第一場：Little Red Riding Hood家 Mum： （媽媽拿著一個籃子，把桌子上的水果放在籃子里） Little Red Riding Hood：（唱著歌，歡快地跑進來）Hi,mummy, what are you doing? Mum： （一邊把水果放在籃子里，心事重重地說）Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma. Little Red Riding Hood：（邊提起籃子，邊點頭說）Ok! Mum： （親切地看著Little Red Riding Hood說） Be good. Be careful. Little Red Riding Hood: Yes ,*e, mummy. Mum: Bye-bye. Darling. 第二場：在路上 （一陣輕快的音樂由遠而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎著籃子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁） Little Red Riding Hood: Wow!Flowers, how beautiful！ （放下籃子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers. Wolf:(wolf大步地走上臺)I am wolf. I am hungry. （做找東西狀，東張西望） Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going？ （做狡猾的樣子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼） Little Red Riding Hood：（手摸辮子，天真地回答）To Grandma'*a is ill. Wolf：（自言自語）I' ll eat Grandma. But……（對Little Red Riding Hood說）Hey, look! 6 little baby ducks. Little Red Riding Hood：（和6只鴨子隨著音樂翩翩起舞） Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大樹后） Little Red Riding Hood：（停止跳舞）Hello! Baby ducks,how are you? Six Ducks:We' re * you. Where are you going? Little Red Riding Hood:To Grandma'*, I must go, bye. Six Ducks:Goodbye. 第三場：Grandma家 Grandma： （喘著氣出場，顫顫悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床邊，喘了幾口，打幾個哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。）
Wolf：（從樹后出來，邊走邊說）I am very hungry now. （做找尋的樣子）Where is Grandma' s house？ （高興地對觀眾說）Aha , it's here.（敲門）Bang, Bang, Bang. Grandma: Who is it? Wolf：（裝出Little Red Riding Hood的聲音，一邊得意地搖動尾巴，一邊說）It's me. Little Red Riding Hood. Grandma： （邊說邊起床） Come in, come in. Wolf：（得意洋洋地走到床邊） Grandma , I'll eat you. Grandma： （驚慌失措地抓緊衣服，瞪著眼睛，邊叫迫從床上滾到地上） 灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。 Wolf：（得意地拍拍肚子，翹起大拇指）Yummy!I'll sleep. Little Red Riding Hood：（高興地敲門）*a. Wolf：（裝扮成Grandma的聲音） Who is it? Little Red Riding Hood:It's me。
Little Red Riding Hood. What a strange noise! Wolf:Come in, Come in. Little Red Riding Hood：（蹦跳著進來，把籃子放在桌子上，走到床前一看，跳回幾步）Oh! What are big ears! Wolf:I can listen to your sweet voice. Little Red Riding Hood:Wow! What a big eyes! Wolf:I can see you pretty face. Little Red Riding Hood:Oh! What a big hand. Wolf:I can hug you. Little Red Riding Hood：（跪在床前，拉起Wolf的手，邊摸邊說）Look! What a big hands? Wolf：（從床上跳起來說）I can eat you! Little Red Riding Hood：（拼命地跑）Oh!No! No! Wolf：（追到Little Red Riding Hood，做吃狀，拍拍肚子說）It's delicious. I still sleep. I like sleeping. Hunter： （一邊拿著槍，一邊做尋找狀出場）Where's the wolf? Look! A door.（推門）The wolf is sleeping. Wolf：（發出呼呼的響聲） Hunter： （端起槍想打，又放下）What a big stomach！ （摸摸Wolf的肚子）Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside .I must be hurry.（從桌子上拿起剪刀，舉起） Look! Scissors. （做剪Wolf的肚子）Cut, cut, cut. Little Red Riding Hood/Grandma:Thank you. Hunter: Grandma ,give me some needles and thread. Little Riding Hood ,Give me some stones. Grandma： （從桌子上拿來針線） Little Red Riding Hood：（搬來幾個石頭）One, two, three. Hunter： （把小石頭裝進Wolf的衣服里） Grandma: I'll thread it. Hunter： （拿起槍）Woke up! Wolf：（起床，兩手托著大肚子）My stomach is so heavy. Hunter: You big bad wolf, raise your arms! Wolf：（邊跑邊說） Help! Don't shot me! Hunter： （開槍）Bang, bang! Wolf： （應聲倒下） Hunter: The bad wolf is dead. Little Red Riding Hood和Grandma:Yeah! Thank you.。
6.跪求英語笑話或相聲（短一點,40詞以內,本人初二 要能看懂）
1,Two birls
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
Teacher: Please tell us.
Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
兩只鳥
老師： 這兒有兩只鳥，一只是麻雀。誰能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀嗎？
學生：我指不出，但我知道答案。
老師：請說說看。
學生：燕子旁邊的就是麻雀，麻雀旁邊的就是燕子。
2. The Fish Net
"Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?"
"A lot of little holes tied together with strings." replied the little girl.
魚網
"你能告訴我魚網是什么做的嗎，安？" 老師發問道。
"把許多小孔用繩子栓在一起就成了魚網了。" 小女孩回答道。
3. The New Teacher
George comes from school on the first of September.
"George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother.
"I didn\'t like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too。.."
新老師
9月1日， 喬治放學回到家里。
"喬治，你喜歡你們的新老師嗎？" 媽媽問。
"媽媽，我不喜歡，因為她說3加3得6， 可后來又說2加4也得6。"
4. A physics Examination
Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard.
The question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then hear the thunderrolls?
Nick\'s answer: Because our eyes are before ears.
一次物理考試
在一次物理考試時，當同學們都還在苦思冥想時，尼克很快就答好了第一個問題。
這個問題是：為什么在打雷時，我們總是先看到閃電后聽到雷聲？
尼克的回答是：因為眼睛在前，耳朵在后。
7.英語相聲急求一篇英語相聲要帶翻譯的有的別藏著啊
口吐蓮花 甲：一二三，二二三。
乙：當當！ 甲：不行太慢，快著點。 乙：行了，當當！ 甲：我還沒打怎么就響了？ 乙：這可難辦，快了又快了，慢了又慢了，怎么合適？ 甲：錘到鑼鳴。
乙：行了。 甲：一二三，二二三。
乙：當當！ 甲：跟我師父學藝在茅山。（乙：當當）茅山有個毛老道，他把戲法兒對我傳，傳會了徒弟整八個，倒有七個成了仙。
因為我貪財沒得道，我師一怒把我轟下山，轟下山來沒有別的干，變個戲法兒大家觀，變個珍珠倒卷簾，珍珠倒卷簾啊——（乙連打當） 甲：好。 乙：您變哪。
甲：現在變不了。 乙：怎么？ 甲：我這是試試鑼。
乙：啊！試試，白打了。那我這鑼行不行啊？ 甲：行。
乙：那您繼續變吧。 甲：我正式請神。
乙：怎么您還請神？有神嗎？ 甲：沒告訴您這是鑼套子溜口轍嗎？請神可是請神，你可別說話。因為我請這神仙脾氣都大。
您一說話他就走了，他一步我就變不出來了。 乙：好，那我不說話。
甲：老不說話也不行。 乙：什么時候說話呢？ 乙：先生，您倒是噴哪！ 甲：我全咽了！ 乙：嗐！ Lotus口吐 A: 123, 223. B: Dangdang! A: not too slow, the point quickly. B: line, and Dangdang! A: I did not how to fight on the ring? B: This can be difficult, fast and faster, and slower and slower, how appropriate? A: Hammer to gong ming. B: it. A: with my master in Maoshan Wells. (B: Dangdang) has a gross Maoshan Road, his son told me the trick Law Chuan, Chuan will be the apprentice the whole eight, it became seven cents. Money because I did not win the division I am angry I H-down, no other H-down to dry, change a child you tricks, and changed screens倒卷of pearl, pearl curtain倒卷ah - (b even when playing ) A: Yes. B: What you become. A: It can not be changed. B: how? A: I am gong to try. B: ah! Try, the白打. Gong line that I can not ah? A: line. B: that you continue to change it. A: I have officially requested the gods. B: how you please God? God it? A: This is not gong to tell you point溜口cap it? But please God, please God, you can not speak. I ask this because the gods are big temper. You say he left, he changed, I do not step out. B: Well, I do not speak. A: do not speak too old. B: When a remark? B: Sir, what you spray it!。
8.求簡單一點的5人英語小品
我幫你翻譯了一篇 忽忽 人物：白云（B），黑土（H），小燕（X） 白云上："黑土走了嗎？小燕上學走了嗎？走了？都走了！剩下我白云，該我練練節目為了迎奧運參戰！" heitu gone? Xiaoyan go to school? Gone? All gone! so let me practice the programe in order to welcome the Olympic！ " （這里可以跳舞唱歌什么的先表演一下） 黑土上："你這是干啥？" what are you doing here 白云："排練節目呢，別在著搗亂？" i am busy now Do not make trouble 黑土："小燕哪去了，英語老師讓她去上課！" where is Xiaoyan, English teacher let her go to english class！ 白云"她上哪兒我也不知道." i do not know where she is 黑土："你能知道啥？成天不是寫書就是跳舞"說完拿起手機撥："小燕！小燕！我是你爹！我是你爺爺，爺爺！有事快回來---" what did you know?just dancing and writing all days Xiaoyan!Xiaoyan! i am your father!i am your grandfather,grandfatrher! Come home quickly 白云："啥意思，你啥意思，連輩都整不明白.名副其實的老年癡呆！" what?what's your mean?you don't know who you are. totally a fool 小燕："爺爺你找我？"（小燕氣喘吁吁地上來） Grandpa,you call me？ 白云："小燕你上哪兒去了？" Where you went to 小燕："在學校參加迎奧運文藝彩排！" i have practiced the program in order to welcome the Olympic in school 黑土："你也練節目？" You are rehearsing too？ 小燕："爺爺，老師讓我獨唱呢！" Grandpa, the teacher let me do solo 白云："你還能唱歌，你嗓子要是象你爺爺，唱一句該不會把外國人都嚇昏了吧？" You can sing?if you like your grandfather's voice, foreigners will shocked when they heard about your voice 黑土："象你奶奶好，象你奶奶人前一站你找對象都難." If you look like your grandmother, could not find boyfriends 小燕："爺爺奶奶別說了."然后又問："爺爺你叫我回來干啥？" Do not * you call me back 黑土："老師讓你去上英語課." the teacher let you to English class 小燕："爺爺，我去不了，今天下午老師讓我練歌." grandpa, I could not go, this afternoon teacher let me practice the song 黑土："練什么練，快去學英語，別耽誤上課." Studies English quickly, do not delay the class 小燕："爺爺今天不行，節目安排非常緊，抽不出時間." grandpa,is not good today, the program arranges to be tight, cannot extract the time 黑土："請個假唄唱歌還能當飯吃？小燕聽話，學好外語，一個女孩子家，將來當個英語教師什么的.吃個輕松飯，奧運會是國家和運動員的事，咱們參合啥？" Asks for leave to teacher .Studies the foreign language diligently, in the future will work as teacher of English anything. , the Olympic Games are national and athlete's matter 白云："你說什么？開奧運沒你事兒？難道你不是中國人？" What did you say? Holds the Olympic Games is not your business? Aren't you the Chinese ？ 黑土："是又怎么樣？奧運會也不缺我黑土." so what?The Olympic Games do not lack me 小燕："爺爺，別阻止我去唱歌好嗎？" Grandfather, please don't prevent me to sing 黑土："不是不讓，是不想讓你誤了學英語." I dont want to let you delay study English 小燕："誤什么？參加奧運會演出還能鍛煉自己，接觸外國人還能加強口語，再說，奧運會對咱中國人多重要！" Attends the Olympic Games perform can also exercise itself, contacts the foreigner also to be able to strengthen the spoken language, and, the Olympic Games are much important to our Chinese！ “ 黑土："重要在哪啊？" what's the important 白云："這奧運會咱盼了多少年，如今才圓了這個夢！你說重要在哪？" we had hoped the OlympicGames for many years, only , then has been round this dream today！ 小燕："奶奶說的對 grandmother is right 白云："就是，咱們中國人站起來了，外國人也不敢小瞧我們了.過去洋人管我們叫東亞病夫，現在，特別是把劉翔一瞧，他們立刻都變成了劉翔的粉條." yes Chinese become * foreigner did not dare to look down on us .In the past the foreigner called us as sicker in East *, specially Liu Xiang,They turn Liu Xiang's starch noodles immediately 小燕："是粉絲！" is fans。
白云："我一聽2008年在中國開奧運會就立刻寫了一首歌" i write a song for 2008 Olympic Games 小燕："什么歌？唱給我聽聽，好不好" a song?let me hear ok？ 白云："好，那就讓我孫女聽聽" ok （這里再表演個歌） 小燕："奶奶你唱的太棒了，詞寫的也好.奶奶聲音就想歌唱家." grandmother, you sing so good, the Lyrics also well . grandmother's voice like the singer.” 黑土："這歌聽起來還有點水準." this song is not bad 白云："其實，奶奶在年輕時唱的就夠歌唱家水平，只是那時沒文化，眼睛瞎，走錯了門，進了作家." Actually, when i was young ,i also well, but I do not have the knowledge ,so i 。
9.簡短的英語小品
The little girl liked wearing a red coat. So everybody called her Little Red Coat.
One day, her grandma had a cold. Her mother said to Little Red Coat, “my dear, send some bananas and cakes to your grandma.”
As she walked through the forest, a wolf saw her, “Hello, litter girl. Where are you going?”
“I'm going to my grandma's house. She has got a cold.” Said Little Red Coat.
“Where does she live?” asked the wolf.
“She lives in the house near the forest. There are some big trees in front of her house.” Said Little Red Coat.
“Bye-bye, little girl.” The wolf ran to the grandma's house.
Grandma asked, “Who is it?”
“It's me, Little Red Coat.” said the wolf.
“Come in, please.”
The big wolf opened the door and walked into the room. He ate Grandma up.
He put on Grandma's coat and trousers. Then he lay in bed.
Little Red Coat walked into her grandma's room.
“What big eyes you have got, Grandma!” she said.
“Because I want to see your pretty face.”said the wolf.
“What a big mouth you have got, Grandma!”she said.
“Because I want to eat you, my dear.”said the wolf.
“Oh, no!”cried the little girl.
The bad wolf ate Little Red Coat, too.
The wolf was sleeping on Grandma's bed.
At this time, a hunter came and saw the wolf. “What a big stomach he has got! Grandma must be in his stomach.”thought the hunter.
The hunter cut open the wolf. Grandma and Little Red Coat were still alive. They jumped out of the wolf.
Grandma and Little Red Coat were very happy. “Thank you.”they said to the hunter.