華閱文章網1.英語笑話 兩個人的對話 簡短的好一些 謝謝
Mr. Clark, I'm afraid I have bad news," the doctor told his
patient. "You only have six months to live."
The man sat in stunned silence for the next several minutes.
"I can't possibly pay you in that time."
"Okay," the doctor said, "let's make it nine months."
九個月吧
“克拉克先生，有個壞消息，你只有六個月可活了。”醫生告訴他的病人。
病人驚呆了。“六個月我不可能付清醫療費。”
“好吧，”醫生說，“那就九個月吧。”
2.兩人簡單的英語對話搞笑的
A:what is your name？ 你叫啥名？
B:Hu胡（諧音：誰）
A:you~你
B:Hu~胡
A:Who？誰？
B:yes, I am~是，我就是
A:I want to know your name我只是想知道你的名字
B:Hu胡啊
A:You！你！
B:Yes, my name是啊，我的名字啊
A:So tell me about it那就告訴我啊
B:Hu！胡！
A:You! What is your name！？ 你！你叫啥名？！
B:Hu is my name！我就叫胡
A:O~哦
3.跪求一篇簡短的兩人搞笑英文對話
A keen young teacher wanted to introduce her class to the glories of classical music, so she arranged an outing to an afternoon concert.
一位熱心的年輕教師想讓她的學生多了解一點優秀的古典音樂，就安排了一天下午去聽音樂會。
To make the occasion even more memorable, she treated everyone to lemonade, cake, chocsandices.
為了使這次活動能給大家留下更深的印象，她請大家喝檸檬汽水、吃點心、巧克力和冰淇淋。
Just as the party was getting back into their coach, she said to little Sally, "Have you enjoyed yourself today, honey?"
在大家回來上汽車的時候，她問小薩莉：“親愛的，你今天玩得好嗎？”
"Oh, yes, miss" said Sally, "It was lovely. All except the music, that is."
“哦，好極了，小姐，”薩莉說，“除了音樂其他都很好。”
4.英語的小笑話（二人對話的）
A Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
好孩子
小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。
“昨天給你的錢干什么了？”
“我給了一個可憐的老太婆，”他回答說。 “你真是個好孩子，”媽媽驕傲地說。“再給你兩分錢。可你為什么對那位老太太那么感興趣呢？”
“她是個賣糖果的。”
5.英語二人幽默對話
男： This seat empty？（這個座位是空的吧？）
女：Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.（是的，如果你坐下，我的座位就是空的。）【我立馬走人】
男：Haven''t I seen you some place before？（我好像以前在什么地方見過你？）
女：Yes. That''s why I don''t go there anymore.（是的。這就是為什么我不再去那個地方的原因。）【我不想和你有任何交集】
男：Will you go out with me this Saturday？（這個星期六你想跟我出去嗎？）
女：Sorry. I''m having a headache this weekend.（抱歉。這個周末我頭疼）【^_^頭疼也是可以預約的】
男：Can I have your name？（我能知道你的名字嗎？）
女：Why? Don''t you already have one？ （為什么？你不是已經有一個了嗎？）
男：I''m a photographer. I''ve been looking for a face like yours.（我是攝影師。我一直在尋找一張像你這樣的臉。）
女：I''m a plastic surgeon. I''ve been looking for a face like yours.（我是整形外科醫生。我也一直在尋找一張像你這樣的臉。）【長的真丑】
男：I think I could make you very happy.（我想我能讓你非常快樂。）
女：Why? Are you leaving？（是嗎？你是說你要離開？）【你能離開就是對我的仁慈】
6.英語笑話 兩個人的對話 簡短的好一些 謝謝
Mr. Clark, I'm afraid I have bad news," the doctor told hispatient. "You only have six months to live."The man sat in stunned silence for the next several minutes."I can't possibly pay you in that time.""Okay," the doctor said, "let's make it nine months."九個月吧“克拉克先生，有個壞消息，你只有六個月可活了。”
醫生告訴他的病人。病人驚呆了。
“六個月我不可能付清醫療費。”“好吧，”醫生說，“那就九個月吧。”
7.求英語幽默短對話（二人組）
Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. 鈔票不是萬能的，有時還需要信用卡. One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每個人都應該熱愛動物， 尤其是煮熟的. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要節約用水，盡量和女友一起洗澡. Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. 要用心去愛你的鄰居，不過不要讓她的老公知道. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessfulman , there are two. 每個成功男人的背后，都有一個女人. 每個不成功男人的背后，都有兩個. Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 再快樂的單身漢遲早也會結婚，幸福不是永久的嘛. The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 聰明人都是未婚的，結婚的人很難再聰明起來. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 成功是一個相關名詞，他會給你帶來很多不相關的親戚. Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 不要等明天交不上差再找借口， 今天就要找好. Love is photogenic。
Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. 鈔票不是萬能的，有時還需要信用卡. One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每個人都應該熱愛動物， 尤其是煮熟的. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要節約用水，盡量和女友一起洗澡. Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. 要用心去愛你的鄰居，不過不要讓她的老公知道. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessfulman , there are two. 每個成功男人的背后，都有一個女人. 每個不成功男人的背后，都有兩個. Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 再快樂的單身漢遲早也會結婚，幸福不是永久的嘛. The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 聰明人都是未婚的，結婚的人很難再聰明起來. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 成功是一個相關名詞，他會給你帶來很多不相關的親戚. Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 不要等明天交不上差再找借口， 今天就要找好. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 愛情就象照片，需要大量的暗房時間來培養. Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats causechildren. 后排座位上的小孩會生出意外， 后排座位上的意外會生出小孩. "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. "現在的夢想決定著你的將來"，還是再睡一會吧. There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 應該有更好的方式開始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每個上午都醒來. "Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk？ "努力工作不會導致死亡！"不過我不會用自己去證明. "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours！ " 工作好有意思耶！ "尤其是看著別人工作." God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. 神決定了誰是你的親戚，幸運的是在選擇朋友方面他給了你留了余地. When two's company, three's the result！ 兩個人的狀態是不穩定的 ， 三個人才是！ A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restrictingth e view. 服飾就象鐵絲網，它阻止你冒然行動但并不妨礙你盡情的觀看. The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more youforget. T he more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. 學的越多，知道的越多， 知道的越多，忘記的越多，忘記的越多，知道的越少， 為什么學來著？！ 經典對話一：男：Can I buy you a drink？（我可以為你買一杯飲料嗎？） 女：Actually I'd rather have the money.（不必，我我寧愿留下那些錢。） 經典對話二：男：Can I have your name？（直譯：我能有你的名字嗎？） 女：Why? Don't you already have one？ （為什么？你不是已經有一個了嗎？） 經典對話三：男：I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.（我是攝影師。
我一直在尋找一張像你這樣的臉。） 女：I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.（我是整形外科醫生。
我也一直在尋找一張像你這樣的臉。） 經典對話四：男：Is this seat empty？（直譯：這個座位是空的吧？） 女：Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.（是的，如果你坐下，我的座位就是空的。）
經典對話五：男：Haven't I seen you some place before？（我好像以前在什么地方見過你？） 女：Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.（是的。這就是為什么我不再去那個地方的原因） 經典對話六：男：Will you go out with me this Saturday？（這個星期六你想跟我出去嗎？） 女：Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.（抱歉。
這個周末我頭疼。） 經典對話七：男：I think I could make you very happy.（我想我能讓你非常快樂。）
女：Why? Are you leaving？（是嗎？你是說你要離開。
8.跪求一篇簡短的兩人搞笑英文對話
一、Customer: Give me a hot dog. Waiter: With pleasure. Customer: No, with mustard. 顧客：來個熱狗。
侍者：很高興。 顧客：不要，加上芥末。
（注：英語中with pleasure是“很高興”的意思。這位顧客把pleasure當成調料了。
怪不得他說不要pleasure，要芥末呢。） 二、Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you all to answer at once. How much is 6 plus 4? Student: At once！ 老師：全班同學聽著，不管我問什么，你們都要馬上回答。
6+4等于幾？ 學生：馬上。
9.兩人簡單的英語對話搞笑的
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10.簡單又搞笑的兩人英語對話
你選選吧經典對話一：男：Can I buy you a drink？（我可以為你買一杯飲料嗎？）女：Actually I'd rather have the money.（不必，我我寧愿留下那些錢。）
經典對話二：男：Can I have your name？（直譯：我能有你的名字嗎？）女：Why? Don't you already have one？ （為什么？你不是已經有一個了嗎？）經典對話三：男：I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.（我是攝影師。我一直在尋找一張像你這樣的臉。）
女：I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.（我是整形外科醫生。我也一直在尋找一張像你這樣的臉。）
經典對話四：男：Is this seat empty？（直譯：這個座位是空的吧？）女：Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.（是的，如果你坐下，我的座位就是空的。）經典對話五：男：Haven't I seen you some place before？（我好像以前在什么地方見過你？）女：Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.（是的。
這就是為什么我不再去那個地方的原因。）經典對話六：男：Will you go out with me this Saturday？（這個星期六你想跟我出去嗎？）女：Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.（抱歉。
這個周末我頭疼。）經典對話七： 男：I think I could make you very happy.（我想我能讓你非常快樂。）
女：Why? Are you leaving？（是嗎？你是說你要離開？）。
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