華閱文章網1.跪求有趣的英文句子,如Canyoucanacanasacannercancanacan
* you can a can as a canner can can a can？你能夠像罐頭工人一樣裝罐頭嗎？2.I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish,but if you wish the wish the witch wishes,I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.我希望夢想著你夢想中的夢想，但是如果你夢想著女巫的夢想，我就不想夢想著你夢想中的夢想.3.I scream,you scream,we all scream for ice-cream！我叫喊，你叫喊，我們都喊著要冰淇淋！* many cookies could a good cook cook if a good cook could cook cookies?A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.如果一個好的廚師能做小甜餅，那么他能做多少小甜餅呢？一個好的廚師能做出和其它好廚師一樣多的小甜餅.* driver was drunk and drove the doctor's car directly into the deep ditch.這個司機喝醉了，他把醫生的車開進了一個大深溝里.*r the weather be fine or whether the weather be *r the weather be cold or whether the weather be *'ll weather the weather whether we like it or not.無論是晴天或是陰天.無論是冷或是暖，不管喜歡與否，我們都要經受風霜雨露.* Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper * Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked？彼德派柏捏起一撮泡菜.彼德派柏捏起的是一撮泡菜.那么彼德派捏起的泡菜在哪兒？8.I thought a * the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I * the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought,I wouldn't have thought so much.我有一種想法，但是我的這種想法不是我曾經想到的那種想法.如果這種想法是我曾經想到的想法，我就不會想那么多了.* the mists and coldest frosts,With barest wrists and stoutest boasts,He thrusts his fists against the posts,And still insists he sees the ghosts.霧蒙蒙，冰霜凍，手腕兒空空，話兒涌，只見他猛所拳頭往柱子上砸，直說自己把鬼碰.* was able to beat Bill at billiards,but Bill always beat Badmin badly at badminton.巴德明在臺球上能夠打敗比爾，但是打羽毛球比爾常常大敗巴德明.* beat a bit of butter to make a better butter.貝蒂敲打一小塊黃油要做一塊更好的奶油面.* repeated what Reardon recited when Reardon read the remarks.當里爾登讀評論時，麗塔重復里爾登背誦的東西.* free fruit flies fly from flames.沒有幾只果蠅從火焰中飛過去.*-five flags freely flutter from the floating frigate.五十五面旗子在輕輕漂浮的戰艦上自由的飄揚.* is no need to light a night light on a light night like * a bright night light is just like a slight light.像今夜這樣明亮的夜晚，就不需要點一盞夜燈，因為明亮的夜燈也會變得微弱.17.A pleasant peasant keeps a pleasant pheasant and both the peasant and the pheasant are having a pleasant time together.一位和氣的農民養了一只伶俐的野雞，而且這位和氣的農民和這只伶俐的野雞在一起度過了一段很美好的時光* many sheets could a sheet slitter slit if a sheet slitter could slit sheets？如果裁紙機能裁紙的話，一個裁紙機能裁多少張紙呢？* owned a saw and * owned a * See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw before Soar saw See.西先生有一個鋸，薩先生有一個秋千.現在在薩先生看見西先生之前，西先生的鋸鋸斷了薩先生的秋千.* you're keen on stunning kites and cunning stunts,buy a cunning stunning stunt kite.如果你非常相要好的風箏和精彩的表演，就去買一只漂亮的，靈巧的風箏吧.* sent Fred ten hens yesterday so Fred's fresh bread is ready already.特德昨天給弗萊德送去了十只母雞，所以弗萊德的新鮮面包已經準備好了.22.A Finnish fisher named Fisher failed to fish any fish one Friday afternoon and finally he found out a big fissure in his fishing net.一個名叫費希爾的芬蘭漁民在一個星期五的下午未能捕捉到任何魚，結果他民現他的漁網上有一個大裂口.*'s father is frying French fries for his five fire-fighter friends after they finished a fire-fighting in a factory.在結束對一家工廠的滅火戰斗以后，弗蘭克的父親在為他的五個消防隊員朋友炸制法式土豆（炸薯條）。
2.求英文經典句子
最美的十大經典愛情句子 1) I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you. 我愛你，不是因為你是一個怎樣的人，而是因為我喜歡與你在一起時的感覺。
2) No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry. 沒有人值得你流淚，值得讓你這么做的人不會讓你哭泣。 3) The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them. 失去某人，最糟糕的莫過于，他近在身旁，卻猶如遠在天邊。
4) Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. 縱然傷心，也不要愁眉不展，因為你不知是誰會愛上你的笑容。 5) To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. 對于世界而言，你是一個人；但是對于某個人，你是他的整個世界。
6) Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you. 不要為那些不愿在你身上花費時間的人而浪費你的時間。 7) Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. 愛你的人如果沒有按你所希望的方式來愛你，那并不代表他們沒有全心全意地愛你。
8) Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to. 不要著急，最好的總會在最不經意的時候出現。 9) Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful. 在遇到夢中人之前，上天也許會安排我們先遇到別的人；在我們終于遇見心儀的人時，便應當心存感激。
10) Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened. 不要因為結束而哭泣，微笑吧，為你的曾經擁有。 經典搞笑的英語句子 1)Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. 鈔票不是萬能的，有時還需要信用卡. 2)One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每個人都應該熱愛動物，因為它們很好吃. 3)Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要節約用水，盡量和女友一起洗澡. 4)Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. 要用心去愛你的鄰居，不過不要讓她的老公知道. 5)Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每個成功男人的背后，都有一個女人. 每個不成功男人的背后， 都有兩個女人。
6)Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 再快樂的單身漢遲早也會結婚，幸福不是永久的嘛. 7)The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 聰明人都是未婚的，結婚的人很難再聰明起來. 8)Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 成功是一個相關名詞，他會給你帶來很多不相關的親戚（聯系）. 9)Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 不要等明天交不上差再找借口， 今天就要找好. 10)Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 后排座位上的小孩會生出意外， 后排座位上的意外會生出小孩. 11)“Your future depends on your dreams.“ So go to sleep. “現在的夢想決定著你的將來“，所以還是再睡一會吧. 12)There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 應該有更好的方式開始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每個上午都醒來. 13)“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk？ “ 努力工作不會導致死亡！“不過我不會用自己去證明. 14)“Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours！ “ 工作好有意思耶！“尤其是看著別人工作. 15)When two's company, three's the result！ 兩個人的狀態是不穩定的，三個人才是！ 16)The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. 學的越多，知道的越多， 知道的越多，忘記的越多， 忘記的越多，知道的越少， 為什么學來著？。
3.求十句經典英文電影臺詞,說明來處,中英對照 最好搞笑的
電影 弱點The Blind Side里面的：
Michel wrote about the The Charge of the Brigade《輕騎兵的沖鋒》：
Courage is a hard thing to figure. You can have courage based on a dumb idea or mistake. But you're not supposed to question adults or your coach or your teacher, because they make the rules. Maybe they know best. But maybe they don't. It all depends on who you are, where you come from. Didn't at least one of the six hundred guys thinks about giving up and joining with the other side? I mean, valley of death that's pretty salty stuff（悲劇）. That's why courage it's tricky. Should you always do what others tell you to do? Sometimes you might not even know why you're doing something. I mean any fool can have courage. But honor, that's the real reason you either do something or you don't. （但榮譽，才是你有所為有所不為的真正動因） It's who you are and maybe who you want to be. If you die trying for something important, then you have both honor and courage. And that's pretty good. I think that's what the writer was saying, that you should hope for courage and try for honor. And maybe even pray that the people telling you what to do have some, too.
4.需要一些夾雜著英語的漢語笑話
昨天來了個老外（要找某公司的頭兒），進到辦公室，前臺小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戲，只有自己比較清閑，就面帶微笑的：
前臺小姐：“hello?“
老外：“hi.”
前臺小姐：“you have what thing?“
老外：“can you speak english?“
前臺小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what?“
老外：“can anybody else speak english? “
前臺小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing,no people have time,
you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go."
老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english?“
前臺小姐：“ shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing.
老外：“i want to speak to your head.“
前臺小姐：“head not * tomorrow come.“
5.誰能提供一個短篇英文劇本,要搞笑的
焦仲卿johnny(jforshort)
劉蘭芝lunch(lforshort)
焦母johnny's mother(jmforshort)
劉母lunch's mother(lmforshort)
太守之子mayor'sson(msforshort)
強盜burglars(abandc)
prologue 序幕
(j作被打狀跑上臺，內砸出一卷紙筒，j被打中，狼狽不堪)
j:everybody says that i'm hen pecked, but in fact,i'm a strong tiger，（小聲）while my
wife is wusong.
譯：人人都說我怕老婆，實際上我是老虎，（小聲）我妻子是武松。
（指著上臺處的門大聲道）i'm not afraid of you!
譯：我才不怕你呢！
（內砸出一臉盆，j接住當成盾牌護著頭）then, i'm afraid of whom! my wife lunchi is the most famous woman in the * is braver than me,smarter than me and stronger than me .all this i donot care. i only want she to be tender than me. but she is not! having a wife like this is just like living in the hell!
譯：誰怕誰啊！在鄰里中，我妻子是最有名氣的。她比我勇敢、比我聰明、比我強壯。我也不在乎這些。我只覺得她該對我溫柔些，但是她卻不懂溫柔！有這樣的太太就像活在地獄中啊！
（內又砸出一卷紙筒，擊中j）
my god! who can help me？（下）
譯：我的天！誰來救救我啊？
act1 第一幕
（序幕結束時，jm作竊聽狀）
jm（拄拐棍上）：i can!
（對門內）lunch! lunch! where are you?
l（扎著圍裙，拿著鍋鏟，從門內跳出來）：i'm here! what's up ,mum?
jm:i have told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother in law”.
l:* most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law, what's up?
jm:since you married my son you have be havedso * have been so rude, so brusque,so
lazy……
l:but……
jm:never interrupt me!
l:never interrupt me! since i married your son, that terrible johnny,i have been working hard all
daylong,cooking and washing. i have raised tens of thousands of pigs and ducks and chicken
and……
jm:but all those you have done arenot asvaluable as a grandson!
l（生氣地揮動著鍋鏟）：oh,you want a grandson,don't you？（開始解圍裙）go and ask your son. i'm leaving！（扯下圍裙，扔在jm的臉上，下）
6.急求
Blimey！這是人們在表示驚訝時常用的表達方式。
例如， "Blimey! The weather's terrible today!" Keep your hair _disibledevent="3">Pear-shaped.這常用來表示出了問題的情況。例如，"I started my new job the other day and I was so nervous, it all went pear-shaped." Have it large.在你計劃外出并玩個痛快的時候你會這樣說。
例如， "It's Saturday! We're gonna have it large tonight！" 你還可以說larging it。 Bob's your uncle. 如果有人這么對你說，這并不代表著你有一個很久沒有聯系的叔叔在倫敦。
倫敦人使用這個表達方式表明某事已經完成或者某事沒有任何的問題。例如，"You just plug it in, turn _disibledevent="3">Dog's dinner.當人們說某事象狗食，他們其實在說這事一團糟。
例如，"Your hair looks like a dog's dinner，"意思是你的頭發有一點亂，而不是他們的狗想要吃！All over the shop.這個表達方式和購物沒有任何的關系。這表示某人完全沒有條理性。
如果有人告訴你，"you're all over the shop，"你應該停一停仔細想一想了。倫敦人還說，all over the gaff。
Smashing.不，這不是把東西摔壞！這其實是用來描述某事物非常的好。例如， "Last night's party was smashing!" Hank Marvin. 如果有人說，"I'm Hank Marvin！"這不是他或她的名字。
這只是代表這個人非常的餓。例如，"What do you want to eat for dinner? I'm Hank Marvin！"這是倫敦押韻的俚語的一個例句。
-Hank Marvin 和starvin'押韻，意思是饑餓。Let's have a bubble bath.別擔心，倫敦人并不是讓你和他們一起洗泡泡浴。
bubble bath 其實意思是a laugh。他們只是要你和他們一起歡笑。
