華閱文章網1. 英語練習一、根據所給詞語編一個趣味小故事.例：
* is going to the kitchen by plane to read a book.2. Lily will take a trip to a museum by ship next week.3. Uncle Bob is going to buy a skirt by train this evening.4. An ant will visits a cat by subway next weekend. A cat will visits an ant by subway next weekend.。
2. 趣味英語題：
* three letters turn a boy into a man? ( age)
哪三個字母可以男孩子變成男人？
* starts with T, ends with T, and can be full of T?(teapot)茶壺
什么開始是T，結尾是T，還可能全是T?
* is the end of the world? (d)
world這個單詞的結尾是什么字母？
* you end a game（結束游戲）of hide-and-see（捉迷藏游戲）with three letters? I C U. (i see you)
5.我欠你 I O U (I owe you)
3. 180道英語趣味題,急需
1. What will you break once you say it？ （什么東西一說出來就打破？） 2. Will liars be honest after they die？ （騙子死了之后會誠實嗎？） 3. What always goes up and never goes down？ （什么東西只升不降？） 4. Why did the boy make his dog sit in the sun？ （男孩為什么讓他的狗坐在陽光下？） 5. Why can a bride hide nothing？（為什么新娘子什么也藏不住？） 6. Why is the library the highest building？（為什么圖書館是最高的建筑物？） 7. What is the smallest bridge in the world？ （世界上最小的橋梁是什么？） 8. What is the difference between the North Pole and the South Pole？ （北極與南極的區別是什么？） 9. What makes naughty boys long to work in a clock factory？ （淘氣的男孩為什么想去鐘表廠工作？） 10. What bird lifts heavy things？ （什么鳥能舉起重物？） 11. A ship can contain only fifty persons. Now there is already forty-nine persons in it. At this time,a pregnant woman comes on and boards the ship. The ship *？（有一艘船只能容納50人，現在已有49人。
這時一位孕婦上了船，船就沉了。為什么？） 12. Why is the comet like Micky Mouse？ （為什么是慧星像米老老鼠？） 13. Who is closer to you, your mom or your dad？ （誰跟你比較親密，你的媽媽或你的爸爸？） 14. What's the poorest bank in the world？ （世界的最貧窮的銀行是什么？） 15. What month do soldiers hate？（軍人憎恨什么月？） 16. An old woman has lived in one-story house * body is very short. Afterwards,she moves into a big building and lives in the ninth story. However, when she comes back home each time,she always takes an elevator to the sixth story and gets off,then she walks to the ninth *？（有位老婦人，從前住平房，并且個子非常矮，后來她搬進了一個很高的樓里，住在第九層，但是她每次回家，她總是乘電梯到第六層就下來，然后走到第九層。
為什么？） keys: 1. Silence. （沉默） 2. No, they won't. They lie still after they die。（不會，他們依舊撒謊。
Lie still 躺著不動，依舊撒謊。 3. Your age. （你的年齡） 4. He wants to have a hot dog. （他想要一條熱狗。）
5. Because someone will give her away. （因為有人會揭發她。Give away 揭發，在婚禮上把新娘交給新郎） 6. It has the most stories. （它的樓層最多。
Story 故事，樓層） 7. The bridge of a nose. （鼻梁） 8. A whole world. （整個世界。 a world of difference 天壤之別） 9. They want to make faces. (make face 做鬼臉，做鐘表面) 10. Crane. （鶴。
Crane鶴，舉重機） 11. Because is a pigbot. （那是潛水艇。pigbot，潛水艇） 12. Because it is a star with a tail。
（為它尾部有一個星。） 13. Mom is closer, because Dad is father(farther)。
（因為爸爸是父親 ， 所以媽媽比較靠近。） （更遠的） 14. The river bank。
（河岸。） 15. March。
（行軍。） 16. 最后一個留給大家自己想想吧。
Questions: What is the difference between here and there? What are the strongest days of the week? Why did the man put wheels on his rocking chair? Why is the letter “R” like Christmas? At what time of day was Adam born? Answers: 1. The letter “t”. ( there 去掉“t”，跟 here 這個字就沒什么兩樣。) 2. Saturday and Sunday --- all the other days are weak (week) days. ( weak與 week的發音一樣。
而美國人的工作天只有五天，即從 Monday到 Friday ，這五天是他們的week days.) 3. Because he wanted to rock and roll. ( to rock and roll是跳搖滾舞。但在這兒，搖rock 的是rocking chair，滾 roll的是 wheels。
這就造成了一句雙關的趣味。) *e it comes at the end of December. （對這句話而言，答案的意思是 R這個字母正好排在December的末尾。
除此以外，答案還有一個意思，Christmas在the end of December的時候到來。換言之，答案也造成了一句雙關的趣味。）
Just before Eve. ( Eve 是一語雙關，一是解“晚間”， 一是解“夏娃”。) 二 Questions: Why did the person throw a clock out the window? * time is it when a pie is divided among four friends? * nail should you never hit with a hammer? 9. What ring is square? Why is the sun like a loaf of bread? Answers: * see time fly. （ 為什么人會把鐘丟出窗外？你如果回答是因為夫妻吵架而摔東西，那就落入俗套，沒什么好笑。
但回答To see time fly 看時光飛馳，你說妙不妙？） 7.A quarter to one. ( A quarter to one是 12:45，再一刻鐘就到一點。另外一個意思是一人分四分之一。
) Your fingernail. （用 fingernail回答問句的 nail ，是在字形和字音上玩游戲其實nail的意思是釘子， fingernail的中文意思是指甲，根本是問非所答。 9.A boxing ring. （用A boxing ring回答問句的ring， 是在字形和字音上玩游戲。
其實ring的意思是圓圈或指環，boxing ring 卻是指拳賽場地。 *e it's light when it rises. （ 答案就太陽而言。
4. 大家推薦一些英語趣味題
* can't do * can turn to Ann for help.
(ask)
* are a hundred and one books in this small room.
(a lot of)
* has a family of three.
(There are three people in his family)
4.----All right. Let me do it.
-----That's the boy!
(Good boy!)
*,the two young men my boys. They look the same.
還有：
* letter is a body of water？ 什么字母是水的主體？ （從發音上著手）
* is it that found in the every center of America（美國） and Australia（澳 大利亞）？ 在美國和澳大利亞 各自的中心都可以發現同一個東西，是什么？
* is a river rich？ 為什么一條河會很富有？ （一詞多意）
* letter is very useful to a deaf woman？ 哪個字母對一個盲人而言很重要？ （從發音上著手）
* runs faster,heat or cold?Why？ 熱和冷，誰跑得快？為什么？ （一詞多意）
