華閱文章網1.簡短的英語話劇劇本
英語話劇劇本推薦：《威尼斯商人》、《e5a48de588b67a6431333433623134俄狄浦斯王》、《第十二夜》、《被縛的普羅米修斯》、《鳥》。
1、《威尼斯商人》
《威尼斯商人》 是英國戲劇家莎士比亞創作的戲劇，是一部具有諷刺性的喜劇。大約作于1596~1597年。該劇的劇情是通過三條線索展開的：一條是鮑西亞選親；一條是杰西卡與羅蘭佐戀愛和私奔；還有一條是“割一磅肉”的契約糾紛。
2、《俄狄浦斯王》
《俄狄浦斯王》是古希臘作家索福克勒斯創作的劇本，約公元前431年演出。《俄狄浦斯王》戲劇，取材于希臘神話傳說中關于俄狄浦斯殺父娶母的故事，展示了富有典型意義的希臘悲劇沖突——人跟命運的沖突。
3、《第十二夜》
《第十二夜》是英國劇作家莎士比亞創作的戲劇，約寫于1600一1602年間，1623年在書業公所登記，同年收入第一對開本中。這部作品以抒情的筆調，浪漫喜劇的形式，再次謳歌了人文主義對愛情和友誼的美好理想，表現了生活之美、愛情之美。
4、《被縛的普羅米修斯》
《被縛的普羅米修斯》是古希臘悲劇家埃斯庫羅斯的一部話劇作品，劇中主要塑造了普羅米修斯這一位愛護人類、不屈服于暴力的光輝形象。該劇情節簡單，結構也不復雜，但它歷來受到人們的重視，被視為古典名作。
5、《鳥》
《鳥》是阿里斯托芬（公元前414年）的杰作之一，是現存的唯一以神話幻想為題材的喜劇。劇中有兩個雅典人和一群鳥一起在天和地之間建立了一個“云中鵓鴣國”。這個國家是一個理想的社會，其中沒有貧富之分，沒有剝削，勞動是生存的唯一條件。
2.簡單的英語課本劇
先給你找一個《小羊和狼》The wolf and the sheep Mummy sheep:M Baby sheep: B wolf: w 音樂： ☆ Mummy sheep sing《Happy New Year》 M :I'm mother * is New Year's Eve .I'm going to the market. ☆ Baby sheep sing 《火車來了》 Baby sheep:We are baby * stay at home. ☆聲音：陰沉可怕的狼聲。
wolf:I'm a wolf ,I'm very hurgry. w:open the door.I'm you mummy. B:No, you aren't my mummy. we cann't open the door. w:open the door,please I'm your mummy indeed,I can sing"Happy New Year" ☆ wolf sing the song. B:Oh,It *'s open the door. W:Ah,I'm not your mummy.I'm a wolf.I'm very hungry.I want to eat you. B:You are abad wolf.(beat it. ☆ music： 道具打斗場景 W:help,help------stop,stop（下場） B:Yeah. Mummysheep come home M:open the * dear babies.I'm your mum. B:It's mummy now. mummy。.We beat the wolf away. M:You are my good * is New Year's Eve .It's for you. B:Thank you mummy. M:Let's singHappy New Year sing song
3.簡單的英語課本劇
英語小劇本-----小紅帽 Little Red Riding Hood 第一場：Little Red Riding Hood家 Mum： （媽媽拿著一個籃子，把桌子上的水果放在籃子里） Little Red Riding Hood：（唱著歌，歡快地跑進來）Hi,mummy, what are you doing? Mum： （一邊把水果放在籃子里，心事重重地說）Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma. Little Red Riding Hood：（邊提起籃子，邊點頭說）Ok! Mum： （親切地看著Little Red Riding Hood說） Be good. Be careful. Little Red Riding Hood: Yes ,*e, mummy. Mum: Bye-bye. Darling. 第二場：在路上 （一陣輕快的音樂由遠而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎著籃子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁） Little Red Riding Hood: Wow!Flowers, how beautiful！ （放下籃子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers. Wolf：（隨著一陣低沉的音樂，Wolf大步地走上臺）I am wolf. I am hungry. （做找東西狀，東張西望） Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going？ （做狡猾的樣子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼） Little Red Riding Hood：（手摸辮子，天真地回答）To Grandma'*a is ill. Wolf：（自言自語）I' ll eat Grandma. But……（對Little Red Riding Hood說）Hey, look! 6 little baby ducks. Little Red Riding Hood：（和6只鴨子隨著音樂翩翩起舞） Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大樹后） Little Red Riding Hood：（停止跳舞）Hello! Baby ducks,how are you? Six Ducks:We' re * you. Where are you going? Little Red Riding Hood:To Grandma'*, I must go, bye. Six Ducks:Goodbye. 第三場：Grandma家 Grandma： （喘著氣出場，顫顫悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床邊，喘了幾口，打幾個哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。）
Wolf：（從樹后出來，邊走邊說）I am very hungry now. （做找尋的樣子）Where is Grandma' s house？ （高興地對觀眾說）Aha , it's here.（敲門）Bang, Bang, Bang. Grandma: Who is it? Wolf：（裝出Little Red Riding Hood的聲音，一邊得意地搖動尾巴，一邊說）It's me. Little Red Riding Hood. Grandma： （邊說邊起床） Come in, come in. Wolf：（得意洋洋地走到床邊） Grandma , I'll eat you. Grandma： （驚慌失措地抓緊衣服，瞪著眼睛，邊叫迫從床上滾到地上） 灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。 Wolf：（得意地拍拍肚子，翹起大拇指）Yummy!I'll sleep. Little Red Riding Hood：（高興地敲門）*a. Wolf：（裝扮成Grandma的聲音） Who is it? Little Red Riding Hood:It's me。
Little Red Riding Hood. What a strange noise! Wolf:Come in, Come in. Little Red Riding Hood：（蹦跳著進來，把籃子放在桌子上，走到床前一看，跳回幾步）Oh! What are big ears! Wolf:I can listen to your sweet voice. Little Red Riding Hood:Wow! What a big eyes! Wolf:I can see you pretty face. Little Red Riding Hood:Oh! What a big hand. Wolf:I can hug you. Little Red Riding Hood：（跪在床前，拉起Wolf的手，邊摸邊說）Look! What a big hands? Wolf：（從床上跳起來說）I can eat you! Little Red Riding Hood：（拼命地跑）Oh!No! No! Wolf：（追到Little Red Riding Hood，做吃狀，拍拍肚子說）It's delicious. I still sleep. I like sleeping. Hunter： （一邊拿著槍，一邊做尋找狀出場）Where's the wolf? Look! A door.（推門）The wolf is sleeping. Wolf：（發出呼呼的響聲） Hunter： （端起槍想打，又放下）What a big stomach！ （摸摸Wolf的肚子）Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside .I must be hurry.（從桌子上拿起剪刀，舉起） Look! Scissors. （做剪Wolf的肚子）Cut, cut, cut. Little Red Riding Hood/Grandma:Thank you. Hunter: Grandma ,give me some needles and thread. Little Riding Hood ,Give me some stones. Grandma： （從桌子上拿來針線） Little Red Riding Hood：（搬來幾個石頭）One, two, three. Hunter： （把小石頭裝進Wolf的衣服里） Grandma: I'll thread it. Hunter： （拿起槍）Woke up! Wolf：（起床，兩手托著大肚子）My stomach is so heavy. Hunter: You big bad wolf, raise your arms! Wolf：（邊跑邊說） Help! Don't shot me! Hunter： （開槍）Bang, bang! Wolf： （應聲倒下） Hunter: The bad wolf is dead. Little Red Riding Hood和Grandma:Yeah! Thank you. Little Red Riding Hood、Grandma、Hunter（一起鞠躬）： Thank you。
4.我想要英語短小話劇劇本,大一新生
您好！短小劇本如下：角色： D: Dingding T: Teacher S: Student 道具：一個鬧鐘 背景：丁丁是一個很貪玩的孩子，總希望每時每刻都可以玩耍。
一天，他無意中發現了一個神奇的鬧鐘…… 第一場：在路上。 （丁丁走在上學的路上，突然發現地上有一樣東西，他好奇地撿了起來……） D: Oh! What's this? A clock? Yeah! It's a clock. It's nice. What time is it? It's 7:30. It's time for English class. （丁丁急匆匆地朝學校跑去。）
第二場：在教室。 T: It's nine o'clock. It's time for Chinese class. D（默念）： Oh, I don't like Chinese. I like sports. It's ten o'clock. It's time for P.E. class. It's ten o'clock. It's time for P.E. class. It's ten o'clock. It's time for P.E. class. （突然，事情發生了改變……） T: Oh, I'm sorry. It's ten o'clock. It's time for P.E. class now. Let's go to the playground. D（高興地）： Oh, a magic clock. Great！ 第三場：在操場。
（丁丁和他的同學一直玩呀玩，大家都玩累了，下課的時間還沒到……） S（疲憊地）： What time is it? D（又一次看了看鬧鐘）： It's ten o'clock. S: I'm hungry. D（有氣無力）： I'm hungry too. Clock, clock. It's eleven o'clock. It's time for lunch. T: It's eleven o'clock. It's time to go home. Class is over. D（將鬧鐘仍舊放回了原來的地方）： Bye-bye. Magic clock. It's time to go home.希望以上信息可以幫到您：）。
5.簡短的英語戲劇劇本
To Be Honest or Not to Be? by Jung-Han Chen很有意思的4人劇本，關于強烈推薦。
趣味性，并且很有意義，很有水平啊。Cast Honest WoodcutterGreedy WoodcutterGreedy WoodcutterGod of the Lake--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Scene 1 The Honest Woodcutter(One day, H and G were chopping firewood together in the mountain.)H: See all this hard work we've been doing. It's really difficult for us to make a living.G: Yes, I don't know how many days we have to keep doing the same *, chop, and chop.(At that time, his axe accidentally dropped into the lake.)H: Oh, no. My axe!G: It's getting dark. We'd better find your axe quickly.H: Well, it's O.K. You can go back first. If I can't find it today, I will find it tomorrow.G: Hmm. O.K., I will see you later (going home alone).H: Aack, I should have been more careful. Now how can I find my axe?God: I am God of the Lake. You seem to have a problem? What happened?H: I dropped my axe into the lake by accident. Can you help me find it?God: No problem. It's a piece of cake. I'll be right back (disappearing).God: Is this gold axe yours?H: No, it's *: O.K., just a second. How about this silver axe? Is it yours?H: No, it's not mine, *: Then, this one?H: Yes, it's mine. Thank you so much. You really saved my *: Young man, you are such an honest person. Nowadays it's hard to find people as honest as you. Therefore, I'd like to give you both of these two axes, the gold one and the silver one, to award you for your honesty.H: Really? Aren't you kidding?God: Of course not. We gods never lie.H: Oh, thank you so much. Today is really my lucky day. I promise I'll work even harder. I won't let you *: That's good, young man. Good luck!Scene 2 The Greedy Woodcutter(The following day, the greedy woodcutter went to the honest woodcutter's home.)G: Hey, you've got these gold and sliver axes. Where did you get them? Did you buy them? Impossible! You are even poorer than I. Or … did you pick them up somewhere?H: No way! Something incredible happened to me just after you went home yesterday afternoon, and I got these two axes.G: Something incredible? Could you tell me what exactly happened yesterday?H: Sure. Remember we were chopping the wood and I dropped my axe into the lake? I told you to go home and not to worry about me. In fact, I was worried to death because I didn't know how to find it. I was so worried that I cried by the lake. At that moment, God of the Lake appeared suddenly, and he helped me find my ax in the lake. I was so happy when I saw the axe I lost, but something even better happened. Just before I left, the God gave me the gold and sliver axes as gifts.G: How nice. That was truly something incredible. I'd like to try my luck this afternoon to see if I can also get the gold and sliver axes.(The greedy woodcutter could hardly wait till the afternoon because he wanted very much to get the gold and sliver axes. The afternoon finally came.)G: (Dropping his axe into the lake on purpose) Oh, my God! I lost my axe. Without my axe, how could I make a living? What should I do? What should I do (crying)?God: Young man, why are you crying here?G: I accidentally dropped my axe into the *: Don't worry. Let me help you find it. I'll be right back.(Then, the God went down to the lake, and a moment later, he showed up with a gold ax.)God: Is this your axe?G: A gold axe (very excited and happy)?! Yes, yes! This is the axe I lost *: Young man (with a long face), a good person has to be honest. Let me ask you again. Is this really yours?G: My God, I didn't lie to you about the axe in your hand. I'm telling you the truth. The axe is *: Young man (disappointed and shaking his head), it is important for you to be honest. I know you didn't tell me the truth. So, I won't help you. You just go.G: Why?! Why?! Why didn't I get the gold axe? It must be Jack's fault. He must be hiding something from me. I'll go talk to him tomorrow and see what he's going to say about this!Scene 3 Having a Fight(The following day…)H: What happened? What happened to your axe? Looks like you didn't get the gold and silver axes.G: (Holding the bad axe) It's all your fault. You cheated me! Because of you, I lost my axe, and now I have to use this old one. You have to get me a new one or you'll be in big trouble.H: I don't think so. You are too greedy; that's why you lost your axe. You deserved it.G: What!? I dare you to say that again.H: You deserved it.G: One more time!H: You deserved it.G: You brought this on yourself.(G pushed H and H tried 。
6.小學生簡短的英語話劇劇本
Little Red Riding Hood 小紅帽第一場：Little Red Riding Hood家Mum： （媽媽拿著一個籃子，把桌紫的水果放在籃子里）Little Red Riding Hood：（唱著歌，歡快地跑進來）Hi,mummy, what are you doing?Mum： （一邊把水果放在籃子里，心事重重地說）Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to * Red Riding Hood：（邊提起籃子，邊點頭說）Ok!Mum： （親切地看著Little Red Riding Hood說） Be good. Be * Red Riding Hood: Yes ,*e, *: Bye-bye. Darling.第二場：在路上（一陣輕快的音樂遠而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎著籃子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁）Little Red Riding Hood: Wow!Flowers, how beautiful！ （放下籃子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three *：（隨著一陣低沉的音樂，Wolf大步地走上臺）I am wolf. I am hungry. （做找東西狀，東張西望） Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going？ （做狡猾的樣子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼）Little Red Riding Hood：（手摸辮子，天真地回答）To Grandma'*a is *：（自言自語）I' ll eat Grandma. But……（對Little Red Riding Hood說）Hey, look! 6 little baby * Red Riding Hood：（和6只鴨子隨著音樂翩翩起舞）Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大樹后）Little Red Riding Hood：（停止跳舞）Hello! Baby ducks,how are you?Six Ducks:We' re * you. Where are you going?Little Red Riding Hood:To Grandma'*, I must go, * Ducks:Goodbye.第三場：Grandma家Grandma： （喘著氣出場，顫顫悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床邊，喘了幾口，打幾個哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。）
Wolf：（從樹后出來，邊走邊說）I am very hungry now. （做找尋的樣子）Where is Grandma' s house？ （高興地對觀眾說）Aha , it's here.（敲門）Bang, Bang, *a: Who is it?Wolf：（裝出Little Red Riding Hood的聲音，一邊得意地搖動尾巴，一邊說）It's me. Little Red Riding *a： （邊說邊起床） Come in, come *：（得意洋洋地走到床邊） Grandma , I'll eat *a： （驚慌失措地抓緊衣服，瞪著眼睛，邊叫迫從床上滾到地上）灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。Wolf：（得意地拍拍肚子，翹起大拇指）Yummy!I'll * Red Riding Hood：（高興地敲門）*：（裝扮成Grandma的聲音） Who is it?Little Red Riding Hood:It's me。
Little Red Riding Hood. What a strange noise!Wolf:Come in, Come * Red Riding Hood：（蹦跳著進來，把籃子放在桌紫，走到床前一看，跳回幾步）Oh! What are big ears!Wolf:I can listen to your sweet * Red Riding Hood:Wow! What a big eyes!Wolf:I can see you pretty * Red Riding Hood:Oh! What a big *:I can hug * Red Riding Hood：（跪在床前，拉起Wolf的手，邊摸邊說）Look! What a big hands?Wolf：（從床上跳起來說）I can eat you!Little Red Riding Hood：（拼命地跑）Oh!No! No!Wolf：（追到Little Red Riding Hood，做吃狀，拍拍肚子說）It's delicious. I still sleep. I like *： （一邊拿著槍，一邊做尋找狀出場）Where's the wolf? Look! A door.（推門）The wolf is *：（發出呼呼的響聲）Hunter： （端起槍想打，又放下）What a big stomach！ （摸摸Wolf的肚子）Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside .I must be hurry.（從桌紫拿起剪刀，舉起） Look! Scissors. （做剪Wolf的肚子）Cut, cut, * Red Riding Hood/Grandma:Thank *: Grandma ,give me some needles and thread. Little Riding Hood ,Give me some *a： （從桌紫拿來針線）Little Red Riding Hood：（搬來幾個石頭）One, two, *： （把小石頭裝進Wolf的衣服里）Grandma: I'll thread *： （拿起槍）Woke up!Wolf：（起床，兩手托著大肚子）My stomach is so *: You big bad wolf, raise your arms!Wolf：（邊跑邊說） Help! Don't shot me!Hunter： （開槍）Bang, bang!Wolf： （應聲倒下）Hunter: The bad wolf is * Red Riding Hood和Grandma:Yeah! Thank * Red Riding Hood、Grandma、Hunter（一起鞠躬）： Thank you。
7.跪求簡單的英語話劇劇本
樂于助人的小鴨子 時間：陽光明媚的星期天早晨 地點：鳥語花香的動物王國 人物：Little Duck,Miss Cat, Miss Rabbit,Mr Dog 旁白：Little Duck要去看望外婆。
一路上他又唱又跳，高興極了。在小河邊，他碰到了Miss Cat。
Duck：（很好奇）Hello,Miss * are you doing? Cat：（急得抓耳撓腮）Hello,Little *'s a big fish in the river.I'm hungry,but I cant get it. Duck:Don't * me help you. 旁白：Little Duck跳進水里，一會兒就幫Miss Cat抓到了魚。 Duck:Here is the fish for you,Miss * a good meal. Cat:Thank you,Little * are so kind. Duck:That's all right,Miss Cat.I must go now.I'm going to my grandmother's *-bye! Cat:Bye-bye！ 旁白： Little Duck繼續趕路。
忽然他看到Miss Rabbit躺在草地上，連忙跑過去。 Rabbit：（躺在草地上）Oh,Little Duck.I run too fast and my leg is broken.I cant stand up and I cant walk. Duck:Don't * me help you. 旁白： Little Duck拿出一條手帕幫Miss Rabbit包扎好傷口，然后扶著她回家。
Duck:Don't worry,Miss *'ll get better soon. Rabbit:Yes,I * you,Little *'s so kind of you. Duck:Not at all,Miss * I must go now.I'm going to my grandmothers *-bye! Rabbit:Good-bye！ 旁白： Little Duck唱著歌又開始上路了，走著走著，他看到Mr Dog坐在家門口，看上去非常著急。 Duck:Good morning,Mr * look * can I do for you? Dog:Oh,good morning,Little Duck.I got a letter from my friend,Mr * I can't read and I don't know what he wants me to do. Duck:Don't worry,Mr * me help you. 旁白： Mr Dog笑呵呵地把信遞給Little Duck,Little Duck很仔細地將信的內容讀給Mr Dog聽。
Dog：（滿意地笑）Thank you,Little * really very kind of you. Duck:You're welcome,Mr Dog.（抬頭看看掛在半空中的太陽）But I must go now.I'm going to see my grandmother. Dog：（摸摸Little Duck的頭）Don't worry,Little * me send you to your grandmothers home. Duck:Thank you,Mr Dog. 旁白：Mr Dog馱著Little Duck一路歡歌笑語向外婆家跑去…… Three Little Pigs 三只小豬 Storyteller: There are three little pigs living with 講故事者：三只小豬和他們的媽媽 their mother. Ding-Ding and Dong- 住在一起。丁丁和東東 Dong are brother pigs. They are very 是豬哥哥，他們很懶，他 Lazy. They eat and sleep all day. 們整天吃了就睡。
龍龍是 Long-Long is the youngest pig. She 最小的，她整天幫著媽媽 works all day. She helps her mother 做家務。 to do the housework. Mother pig: You have grown up. You must make 豬媽媽：你們已經長大了，你們得 your own houses. 為自己蓋間房。
Goodbye, little pigs. Build a house. 再見，孩子們。去蓋間房。
Be careful of the wolf. 小心狼。 Pigs: Yes, Mum. Goodbye. 三只小豬：好的，媽媽。
再見。 Wolf: I'm hungry. Look! Three little pigs 狼：我餓了。
看，三只小豬可 for dinner. Mmm. 以做我的美餐。 Sister pig: What are you doing, brothers？ 豬妹妹：哥哥，你們在干什么？ Ding-Ding: I'm building a house with leaves. 丁丁：我在用樹葉蓋房子。
Dong-Dong: I'm building a house with sticks. 東東：我在用樹枝蓋房子。 Sister pig: But leaves aren't strong. 豬妹妹：可是樹葉不牢固。
樹枝也不 And sticks aren't strong. 牢固。 Brother pigs: Yes, we know. But it's easy. 豬哥哥：我們知道。
但它很容易。 What are you doing, sister？ 你在干什么？ Sister pig: I'm building a house with bricks. 豬妹妹：我在用磚頭蓋房子。
Brother pigs: Bricks! That's very difficult. 豬哥哥：用磚頭蓋，那太難了。 Sister pig: I know. But bricks are strong. 豬妹妹：我知道，可是磚頭很堅固。
…… Brother pigs: Oh, we're finished. Let's have 豬哥哥：噢，我們蓋好了。我們打 a nap. 個盹吧。
Sister pig: My house is finished. My house 豬妹妹：我的房子蓋好了，我的房 is strong. 很堅固。 Wolf: Little pigs. Little pigs. Open your 狼： 小豬，小豬，快開門！ Doors! Brother pigs: No. No. Go away. 豬哥哥：不開，不開。
快走開。 Wolf: This is very easy. Sticks and leaves 狼：這太容易了。
樹枝和樹葉 aren't strong. 都不牢固。 Storyteller: The wolf blows the houses down. 講故事者：狼吹倒了房屋。
丁丁和東 Ding-Ding and Dong-Dong run 東跑到龍龍家。 to Long-Long's house. Brother pigs: Help! Help！ 豬哥哥：救命！ 救命！ Wolf: Stop, you two pigs. 狼： 站住，你這兩只小豬。
Brother pigs: Open the door, sister. The wolf 豬哥哥：妹妹，快開門。狼來了， is coming. Let me in. 讓我們進去。
Long-Long: Come in, please. Don't worry. 龍龍：快進來。別擔心，我的 My house is strong. 房子很堅固。
Wolf: Where did they go? Oh they are 狼：他們跑哪兒了？噢，他們 Here. Little pigs. Little pigs. Open 在這兒。小豬，快把門打 the door！ 開。
Three pigs: No. No. Go away。
8.求幾篇短篇的英語情景劇劇本
阿q外傳阿Q: hello everyone. I am famous. My name is QQ. People call me A-Q. I am very famous. I love my job very much . You know I am a worker. But I hate my boss, he says he is a foreigner, but I don't believe it .老板： heng A_Q ,you know tomorrow is my fathers birthday.阿Q: oh ,your fathers birthday? How old is your father？老板： hah, he is dead.阿Q: oh he is````` I am sorry to hear that , I am sorry to hear that, I am sorry to hear thatBut when did your father die ？老板： Two years before I was born.阿Q: Oh ,two years before you were born ？老板： eng ,tomorrow ,AQ, you should work harder .阿Q: of course , of course I will work harder,. But master```老板： en？阿Q: I just want some more money. Some more money``老板： you want some more money？阿Q: Yes , some more money master.老板： hahah ，打他 Tell you , no way 阿Q: No way ```哭老板： I can find some body to help you .阿Q:Somebody to help me? Who？老板： WUMA, come here . Wuma, be quick.阿Q: wuma ？ 登場wuma老板： AQ, this is wuma. Wuma , now you just work together with *`````打他阿Q: master ，老板： this is wuma, ,you know you just work together with her.阿Q: NO problem`.老板： Do remember ,do not do anything wrong to her. . Or I will kill you.阿Q: OF course not.老板： 看表，its ten o`clock , I just want to go to buy some animals to eat.阿Q: OH animals to eat . OK`````老板： Remember, I will be back. Do not do anything wrong to her .阿Q: Of course not ,take it easy .```M 下場阿Q:eng ``` wuma , wuma . Wuma ,wuma whats your name ? wuma吳媽： My name is wuma 阿Q: wuma how many husbands do you have？吳媽： only one 阿Q: she says ONLY ONE a`` how old is he ?W : he is dead 阿Q: OH ,he is dead ,I am very glad to hear that. Wuma you know, my name is QQ, people tell me AQ. Wuma you know , I have a large house , you know? I make money everyday, a lot of money吳媽： so you have o lot of wives？阿Q: a lot of wifes? Oh I don't have any wifes. But I have two dogs ,and three cats and four monkeys.吳媽： are they beautiful？阿Q: of course , they are very beautiful.. but you are more beautiful than amimals. I am sorry ,I mean animals are more beatiful than you. I am sorry ,I mean you are as beautiful as *``` to be frank , to tell you the truth,actually in my heart , in fact ````I just want you to marry me. You know ,wuma,I just want you to be my *, I just want to sleep with you.吳媽： what ? what did you say？阿Q: wuma, I just want to sleep with you..吳媽： Wolf, wolf, no , no ,help, help, policeman policeman````P: Wher is the wolf ?W : hereP: he is AQ, he is not a wolf ,don't care about it . Beautiful woman! May I know your name？吳媽： My name is wuma, people call me wuma.警察：May I know your name？吳媽：My name is Wu Ma,People call me Wuma.警察：Oh Wuma,how many husband do you have？吳媽：Only one.警察：Oh,only one?How old is she？吳媽：He is dead.警察：Dead?Good.警察：Wuma,I just want you to be my wife No.6. To be my wife No.6.阿Q:Wuma… 警察：Wuma…阿Q:Wuma… 警察：Wuma… 警察 阿Q:Wuma… （動作）警察：阿Q啊…阿Q:ei…警察：Wuma is very beautifu,right？老板：阿Q啊阿Q:Oh,master！（警察嚇趴下）老板：what did u do to Wuma？阿Q:I did nothing!I did nothing！老板：Stop!Stop！阿Q:AH…老板：Wuma, Come here!Heng！（拍桌子，把睡在地上的警察嚇醒！）警察：Nice to meet you…老板：Wuma,coffee,coffee…警察：ei ei 端咖啡，看吳媽老板：Delicious coffee！警察：Beautiful woman…老板：Let's cheers！警察：OK,Cheers.（交杯酒）I have something to say.老板：What？警察：（從口袋里拿出錢）Ten thousands.老板：What do you mean？警察：I want Wuma.老板：Ah?You want Wuma？阿Q：（沖過來）Master！老板：My dear sir,you know,tomorrow is my farther's birthday.I need her to work for me.警察：I know,I know！老板：You know. Ha Ha Ha…警察：One million！老板：One million？警察：I want Wuma.阿Q：（沖過來）I want Wuma.老板：My dear Sir,you know,tomorrow is really my father's birthday.警察：I know,I know…老板：you know…警察：（掏出槍）I want Wuma！老板：Hn…. Wuma is yours！警察：Thank you !hey Wuma you know, I am a good person,I am really very good. （掏出錢，塞到吳媽手中）You see,I'm good.吳媽：撒掉錢，老板去撿警察：Shit,I will kill you.阿Q：哼，我手持鋼鞭將你打！Master！警察：哼 Wma,if you don't go with me,I will kill you at once.阿Q:You can't hurt her.警察：eng,bia（用槍打阿Q）阿Q:I am hurt,I am dying Wuma,but before I die,I will draw a picture for * a moment. （沖到老板面前，嚎哭）Master,this is 。
9.有沒有搞笑,短小,大概5分鐘的英語劇本啊
搞笑版白雪公主Aside: You can't see your hand in front of you in one at night, pitch-dark forest have one one black little girl running alarmed of clothing. (princess appears on the stage , the black clothing runs and encloses ) she is in rags, the complexion is wan and sallow , turn one's head and look around frequently, but not dare to stay under the foot. All of a sudden, she finds there is a small house in the front, she who is drained can not support again, have fallen to quickly. (The princess falls down, stick up the buttocks and get up. Push away on the door and has not opened for a long time; Pull, open. ) Princess: Food! The bread wants too! The apple wants too! My kao, the dish leaf is not missed either! ! (princess sits on the chair taking, type the belch) aside: After eating and drink, she has felt very tired, wants to have a rest, fall asleep soon …… Aside： ……Whether soon, owner of house come back, they whether seven is it quarry little short people of gold to open a mine in mountain. (Little short people are the basketball team team clothes, have, newspaper fruit name, is it sing (fruit fruit to dance ~~)) Snow: Turn towards and rotate left! (everybody transfers to at will) count off! (everybody's moustache newspaper) really can do nothing about you ……Turn right. Snow: (kick the door, see the princess calls) dragen! (shake hands, rub into) snow: dragen! Hit ! (play everybody,snow in before make not pushing away by the movements and callisthenics movement hand,at the same time last " Chinese Gonfu " aside) princess: Don't hit my face , don't hit my face ~~Peng Peng: Oh, the beauty ~~Snow: Stop! (jump one step after everybody, the princess gets up, look at everybody) insult: (whether gather up light rain, big Historical Records profit Gong dub), this can be regarded as the beauty too ……BEACH: WHERE ARE YOU FROM? Princess: Everybody is good, my name is the snow white, 5 years old this year, go to the kindergarten , has not got married yet. The thing is actually like this …… （On the mirror , bow, draw the things, draw for quite a while , draw out the newspaper, launch, write " the evil spirit mirror " on the newspaper, shut the newspaper, regain ） (the imperial mother goes to, beautiful kitchen apron, rub the mirror) the imperial mother: Mirror! Mirror! Tell me truth, who is the most beautiful woman here? Mirror: (Sing: YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL ~~YOU ARE SO HANDSOME ~~)Imperial mother, you are really a very beautiful woman . Imperial mother: Generally generally (put up both hands) Ha Ha Ha! Ha Ha Ha! I am the most beautiful woman in the world! ! ! Mirror : But, (say retreat), even beautiful than you snow white. Imperial mother: (go frantic kind) ……（ponder） (point loudly) waiter! Brick: (Sunglasses, hold the toothpick in the mouth, getting vacillating and staggering, rub imperial mother) rub not rubing by imperial mother: (push away) ……Has not your girl brushed teeth ? Brick: I KAO, these you can see even? ? Imperial mother: Tell you pieces of decent thing , have piece what snow white does it call , you help me to become him! Brick: Please say, how much is it? Imperial mother: 2 million, how about it? Brick: (spit toothpicks) 2 million? Must do, brothers, I carry a usual mind, don't root signature pen,go over great river of I north and south, it drink not hot very popular one all the same. 2 million is not all right. Imperial mother: Do you have small honey? Do you have little and honeyed? (say edge step), find you such as the pieces of Zhao Benshan, how about it? Brick: (think a little) make a deal! Imperial mother: (embrace in a low voice) but must click agilely clean under you! Brick: Receive! No pa! Imperial mother: Ha Ha Ha! Ha Ha Ha! (end) (whether brick is it is it is it put the things of garment to down to squat to turn round) Princess: Now, we please produce the specially invited guest of today - -Handsome and graceful, cajaput face wind, it is called little killer adobe of flying dragon the jade, the bracket, board brick, the bracket finishes, comrade. Brick: Whether (whether is it turn round to jump, cook salted duck egg superman must abate form, laugh foolishly), princess. Is it see night in toe to stretch out one's hand in one, (whether sound mention), he , he , he of he ， ……he catch left hand of me, (whether brick pay special attention to princess' left hand), then, he, he he ……He catch right hand of me, (whether 180 of song-and-dance duet, brick pay special attention to princess' right hand), then, he， ……（whether tone calm）, he and I dance a dance. From then on, in the American man who I fell into him counted . One day, he said he wanted to take me to Yuyuan Pond to watch the orien。
10.求幾篇短篇的英語情景劇劇本
阿q外傳 阿Q: hello everyone. I am famous. My name is QQ. People call me A-Q. I am very famous. I love my job very much . You know I am a worker. But I hate my boss, he says he is a foreigner, but I don't believe it .老板： heng A_Q ,you know tomorrow is my fathers birthday.阿Q: oh ,your fathers birthday? How old is your father？老板： hah, he is dead.阿Q: oh he is````` I am sorry to hear that , I am sorry to hear that, I am sorry to hear that But when did your father die ？老板： Two years before I was born.阿Q: Oh ,two years before you were born ？老板： eng ,tomorrow ,AQ, you should work harder .阿Q: of course , of course I will work harder,. But master``` 老板： en？阿Q: I just want some more money. Some more money`` 老板： you want some more money？阿Q: Yes , some more money master.老板： hahah ，打他 Tell you , no way 阿Q: No way ```哭 老板： I can find some body to help you .阿Q:Somebody to help me? Who？老板： WUMA, come here . Wuma, be quick.阿Q: wuma ？ 登場wuma 老板： AQ, this is wuma. Wuma , now you just work together with *`````打他 阿Q: master ，老板： this is wuma, ,you know you just work together with her.阿Q: NO problem`.老板： Do remember ,do not do anything wrong to her. . Or I will kill you.阿Q: OF course not.老板： 看表，its ten o`clock , I just want to go to buy some animals to eat.阿Q: OH animals to eat . OK````` 老板： Remember, I will be back. Do not do anything wrong to her .阿Q: Of course not ,take it easy .```M 下場 阿Q:eng ``` wuma , wuma . Wuma ,wuma whats your name ? wuma 吳媽： My name is wuma 阿Q: wuma how many husbands do you have？吳媽： only one 阿Q: she says ONLY ONE a`` how old is he ?W : he is dead 阿Q: OH ,he is dead ,I am very glad to hear that. Wuma you know, my name is QQ, people tell me AQ. Wuma you know , I have a large house , you know? I make money everyday, a lot of money 吳媽： so you have o lot of wives？阿Q: a lot of wifes? Oh I don't have any wifes. But I have two dogs ,and three cats and four monkeys.吳媽： are they beautiful？阿Q: of course , they are very beautiful.. but you are more beautiful than amimals. I am sorry ,I mean animals are more beatiful than you. I am sorry ,I mean you are as beautiful as *``` to be frank , to tell you the truth,actually in my heart , in fact ```` I just want you to marry me. You know ,wuma,I just want you to be my *, I just want to sleep with you.吳媽： what ? what did you say？阿Q: wuma, I just want to sleep with you..吳媽： Wolf, wolf, no , no ,help, help, policeman policeman```` P: Wher is the wolf ?W : here P: he is AQ, he is not a wolf ,don't care about it . Beautiful woman! May I know your name？吳媽： My name is wuma, people call me wuma.警察：May I know your name？吳媽：My name is Wu Ma,People call me Wuma.警察：Oh Wuma,how many husband do you have？吳媽：Only one.警察：Oh,only one?How old is she？吳媽：He is dead.警察：Dead?Good.警察：Wuma,I just want you to be my wife No.6. To be my wife No.6.阿Q:Wuma… 警察：Wuma… 阿Q:Wuma… 警察：Wuma… 警察 阿Q:Wuma… （動作） 警察：阿Q啊… 阿Q:ei… 警察：Wuma is very beautifu,right？老板：阿Q啊 阿Q:Oh,master！（警察嚇趴下） 老板：what did u do to Wuma？阿Q:I did nothing!I did nothing！老板：Stop!Stop！阿Q:AH… 老板：Wuma, Come here!Heng！（拍桌子，把睡在地上的警察嚇醒！） 警察：Nice to meet you… 老板：Wuma,coffee,coffee… 警察：ei ei 端咖啡，看吳媽 老板：Delicious coffee！警察：Beautiful woman… 老板：Let's cheers！警察：OK,Cheers.（交杯酒）I have something to say.老板：What？警察：（從口袋里拿出錢）Ten thousands.老板：What do you mean？警察：I want Wuma.老板：Ah?You want Wuma？阿Q：（沖過來）Master！老板：My dear sir,you know,tomorrow is my farther's birthday.I need her to work for me.警察：I know,I know！老板：You know. Ha Ha Ha… 警察：One million！老板：One million？警察：I want Wuma.阿Q：（沖過來）I want Wuma.老板：My dear Sir,you know,tomorrow is really my father's birthday.警察：I know,I know… 老板：you know… 警察：（掏出槍）I want Wuma！老板：Hn…. Wuma is yours！警察：Thank you !hey Wuma you know, I am a good person,I am really very good. （掏出錢，塞到吳媽手中）You see,I'm good.吳媽：撒掉錢，老板去撿 警察：Shit,I will kill you.阿Q：哼，我手持鋼鞭將你打！Master！警察：哼 Wma,if you don't go with me,I will kill you at once.阿Q:You can't hurt her.警察：eng,bia（用槍打阿Q） 阿Q:I am hurt,I am dying Wuma,but before I die,I will draw a picture for * a moment. （沖到老板面前，嚎。