華閱文章網1.求英語簡短小笑話 5句 10個
1. Mike:Mum,I want to watch *:There is no electricity *:Then let's watch TVwith a candie on. 邁克：媽媽，我想看電視。
媽媽：今晚停電了。邁克：那我們就點著蠟燭看吧。
* Fish Net "Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?" "A lot of little holes tied together with strings." replied the little girl. 魚網 "你能告訴我魚網是什么做的嗎，安？" 老師發問道。 "把許多小孔用繩子栓在一起就成了魚網了。
" 小女孩回答道。3. Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. "You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?" "She is the one who sells the candy." 好孩子 小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。
“昨天給你的錢干什么了？” “我給了一個可憐的老太婆，”他回答說。 “你真是個好孩子，”媽媽驕傲地說。
“再給你兩分錢。可你為什么對那位老太太那么感興趣呢？” “她是個賣糖果的。”
4. I've Just Bitten My Tongue "Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother. "Yes, dear," she replied - "Why do you ask?" "Cause I've just bitten my tongue！ " 我剛咬破自己的舌頭 “我們有毒嗎？”一個年幼的蛇問它的母親。 “是的，親愛的，”她回答說，“你問這個干什么？” “因為我剛剛咬破自己的舌頭。”
5. A Woman Who Fell It was rush hour and I was dashing to a train in New York City's Grand Central Terminal - As I neared the gate, a plump, middle-aged woman sprinted up from behind, lost her footing on the smooth marble floor and slid onto her back. Her momentum carried her close to my shoes. Before I could help her, however, she had scrambled up. Gaining her composure, she winked at me and said, "Do you always have beautiful women failing at your feet？" 摔倒的女人 上下班高峰期，我匆匆奔向紐約豪華中心站去趕一趟火車。接近門口，一位肥胖的中年婦女從后面沖過來，沒想到在平滑的大理石地面上失了腳，仰面滑倒了。
她的慣性使她接近了我的腳。我正準備扶她，她卻自己爬了起來。
她鎮定了一下，對我擠了一下眉，說道：“總是有漂亮女人拜倒在你腳下嗎？”6. He is really somebody -- My uncle has 1000 men under him. -- He is really somebody. What does he do? -- A maintenance man in a cemetery. 他真是一個大人物 -- 我叔叔下面有1000個人。 -- 他真是一個大人物。
干什么的？ -- 墓地守墓人。 7. Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real. It made the old lady out of patience. At last she could not hold any more, uttering. "Trust me, Sir, and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America." 它們是從美國直接帶來的 一位中國老婦人在美國看望女兒回來不久，到一家市銀行存女兒送給她的美元。
在銀行柜臺，銀行職員認真檢查了每一張鈔票，看是否有假。 這種做法讓老婦人很不耐煩，最后實在忍耐不住說：“相信我，先生，也請你相信這些鈔票。
這都是真正的美元，它們是從美國直接帶來的。” * little dog can't read Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog! Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers! Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read. 我的狗不識字 布朗夫人：哦， 親愛的，我把珍愛的小狗給丟了！ 史密斯夫人：可是你該在報紙上登廣告啊！ 布朗夫人：沒有用的，我的小狗不認識字。”
9. Bring me the winner —- Waiter, this lobster has only one claw. -- I'm sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight. -- Well, bring me the winner then. 給我那個打贏的吧 -- 服務員， 這個龍蝦只有一只爪。 -- 對不起，先生，這只肯定打過架了。
-- 哦， 那給我那個打贏的吧。 10. Advice for "Kid" A bit of advice for those about to retire. If you are only 65, never move to a retirement community. Everybody else is n their 70s, 80s, or 90s. So when something has to be moved, lifted or loaded, they yell,"Get the kid." 忠告“年輕者” 這里想對將要退休者提一點忠告。
如果你只有65歲的話， 千萬別進退休社區。因為那里人人都七八十歲或者八九十歲了。
每當要搬東西，抬東西或者裝東西時，他們就叫喊，“讓小的干吧。”。
2.英語笑話10個,短一點
1、One day ,a little penguin ask his grandmother,"grandma,grandma,am i a penguin?'"yeah,you are certainly a penguin!'The little ask his father again,"dad,dad,am i a penguin??""yes,you are a penguin,what's the matter??""but,why am i feel so cold????"
2、There is this guy and this girl and they want to have sex. So they go to the girls house and before entering the girl stops the guy and says.
3、"My little sister sleeps on the bottom bunk of our bunk bed and I do not want her to know what we are doing, so when I say `baloney` it means push harder, and when I say `pastrami` it means push slower."
4、With this the two get onto the top bunk and have sex. First, the girl moans, "baloney,baloney,baloney" then shouts "pastrami,pastrami,pastrami" and then back to "baloney,baloney,baloney"
5、Finally, the girls sister says "Will you guys quit making sandwiches up there, you`re getting mayonaise all over me!"
6、Q: Why did the man throw a bucket of water out the window?
A: He wanted to see the waterfall.
7、Q: Why did the man throw the butter out the window?
A: He wanted to see the butterfly.
8、Q: Why did the man put the clock in the safe?
A: He wanted to save time.
9、Q: What has two hands and a face, but no arms and legs?
A: A clock.
10、Q: What has a neck, but no head?
A: A bottle.
3.需十個英語短篇笑話帶翻譯謝
He Won Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen? Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won. 他贏了 湯姆：約翰尼，你小弟弟好嗎？ 約翰尼：他害病臥床了。
他受了傷。 湯姆：真糟糕，怎么回事兒？ 約翰尼：我們做游戲，看誰能把身子探出窗外最遠，他贏了。
I Have His Ear in My Pocket Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?" "A kid bit me," replied Ivan. "Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother. "I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket." 他的耳朵在我衣兜里 伊凡鼻子流著血回到家里。他媽媽問，“發生了什么事？” “一個男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡說。
“再見到他你能認出來嗎？”媽媽問。 “他走到哪里我都能認出他，”伊凡說。
“他的耳朵還在我衣兜里呢。” A Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. "You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?" "She is the one who sells the candy." 好孩子 小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。
“昨天給你的錢干什么了？” “我給了一個可憐的老太婆，”他回答說。 “你真是個好孩子，”媽媽驕傲地說。
“再給你兩分錢。可你為什么對那位老太太那么感興趣呢？” “她是個賣糖果的。”
Drunk One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk." "But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman！" 醉酒 一天，父親與小兒子一道回家。這個孩子正處于那種對什么事都很感興趣的年齡，老是有提不完的問題。
他向父親發問道：“爸爸，‘醉’字是什么意思？” “唔，孩子，”父親回答說，“你瞧那兒站著兩個警察。如果我把他們看成了四個，那么我就算醉了。”
“可是，爸爸， ”孩子說，“那兒只有一個警察呀！” Hospitality The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate. The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?" "In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy. 好客 由于客人在吃蘋果餡餅時，家里沒有奶酪了，于是女主人向大家表示歉意。這家的小男孩悄悄地離開了屋子。
過了一會兒，他拿著一片奶酪回到房間，把奶酪放在客人的盤子里。 客人微笑著把奶酪放進嘴里說：“孩子，你的眼睛就是比你媽媽的好。
你在哪里找到的奶酪？” “在捕鼠夾上，先生。”那小男孩說。
英語小笑話 上個星期五我穿了一件 Adidas 的衣服去打球， 一個老美看到就笑我說， "Do you know what does it mean? It means All Day I Dream About Sex.我整天都在想著 性， 縮寫正好是 Adidas） " 我正驚訝他怎么反應這么快， 聯想力這么豐富時，旁邊的 一個老美幫我解圍， 他說， 有一個很著名的合唱團 Korn， 他們的招牌歌之一就是 A.D.I.D.A.S, (All day I dream about sex)所以呢，這個典故可是很多老美都耳熟 能詳的喔！ 下次就換你去取笑老美了.。
4.需十個英語短篇笑話帶翻譯謝
He Won Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen? Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won. 他贏了 湯姆：約翰尼，你小弟弟好嗎？ 約翰尼：他害病臥床了。
他受了傷。 湯姆：真糟糕，怎么回事兒？ 約翰尼：我們做游戲，看誰能把身子探出窗外最遠，他贏了。
I Have His Ear in My Pocket Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?" "A kid bit me," replied Ivan. "Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother. "I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket." 他的耳朵在我衣兜里 伊凡鼻子流著血回到家里。他媽媽問，“發生了什么事？” “一個男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡說。
“再見到他你能認出來嗎？”媽媽問。 “他走到哪里我都能認出他，”伊凡說。
“他的耳朵還在我衣兜里呢。” A Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. "You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?" "She is the one who sells the candy." 好孩子 小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。
“昨天給你的錢干什么了？” “我給了一個可憐的老太婆，”他回答說。 “你真是個好孩子，”媽媽驕傲地說。
“再給你兩分錢。可你為什么對那位老太太那么感興趣呢？” “她是個賣糖果的。”
Drunk One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk." "But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman！" 醉酒 一天，父親與小兒子一道回家。這個孩子正處于那種對什么事都很感興趣的年齡，老是有提不完的問題。
他向父親發問道：“爸爸，‘醉’字是什么意思？” “唔，孩子，”父親回答說，“你瞧那兒站著兩個警察。如果我把他們看成了四個，那么我就算醉了。”
“可是，爸爸， ”孩子說，“那兒只有一個警察呀！” Hospitality The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate. The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?" "In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy. 好客 由于客人在吃蘋果餡餅時，家里沒有奶酪了，于是女主人向大家表示歉意。這家的小男孩悄悄地離開了屋子。
過了一會兒，他拿著一片奶酪回到房間，把奶酪放在客人的盤子里。 客人微笑著把奶酪放進嘴里說：“孩子，你的眼睛就是比你媽媽的好。
你在哪里找到的奶酪？” “在捕鼠夾上，先生。”那小男孩說。
英語小笑話 上個星期五我穿了一件 Adidas 的衣服去打球， 一個老美看到就笑我說， "Do you know what does it mean? It means All Day I Dream About Sex.我整天都在想著 性， 縮寫正好是 Adidas） " 我正驚訝他怎么反應這么快， 聯想力這么豐富時，旁邊的 一個老美幫我解圍， 他說， 有一個很著名的合唱團 Korn， 他們的招牌歌之一就是 A.D.I.D.A.S, (All day I dream about sex)所以呢，這個典故可是很多老美都耳熟 能詳的喔！ 下次就換你去取笑老美了.。
5.有哪些英語小笑話
朋友，我特意收集的⒑個笑話，你都不笑一下的話.. 那你把最佳答案給別人吧，希望大家都開心哈.！ 嘿嘿，笑話就是讓人開心的嘛. ⑴ 螞蟻和小白兔在森林里走，突然遇到一只大象，螞蟻連忙一頭鉆進土里，伸出一只腿。
小白兔見了很好奇，問： 你在干什么？ 螞蟻悄悄對它說： 噓。. 別出聲，看我絆死它狗日的.！！！ ⑵ 一位第一次開刀的病人，他擔心地對醫生說：“我很害怕，這是我第一次開刀。”
醫生說我更怕：“這也是我第一次開刀啊” ⑶ 從前有一個叫做啊爽的人死了，在送葬的那天，阿爽的家人痛苦流涕的喊著阿爽的名字：爽啊爽啊。爽。
爽啊. 這里經過一個路人，路人不解：人都死了，你們爽什么？ 聽到這樣問，阿爽的家人更失聲痛苦：爽啊，。爽。
爽啊爽。.爽死了。
爽死了 ⑷ 小明看到地上有一陀便便，上去聞聞好象是便便. 用手扣一點放在嘴里嘗嘗好象還是便便，他高興的說：“還好沒踩到它。” ⑸ 蜈蚣被蛇咬了一口，送到醫院急救，大夫診斷后說：為防毒液擴散必須截肢！ 蜈蚣想：幸虧俺腿多！ 大夫安慰道：兄弟，想開點，你以后就是蚯蚓了。
⑹ 一個人騎摩托車喜歡反穿衣服，就是把扣子在后面扣上，可以擋風。一天他酒后駕駛，翻了，一頭栽在路旁。
警員趕到后。 警員甲：好嚴重的車禍。
警員乙：是啊，腦袋都撞到后面去了。 警員甲：嗯，還有呼吸，我們幫他把頭轉回來吧。
警員乙：好。.一、二使勁，轉回來了。
警員甲：嗯，沒有呼吸了。. ⑺ 一大學生被敵人抓了。
敵人把他綁在了電線桿上，然后問他：說，你是哪里的？不說就電死你！ 大學生回了敵人一句話，結果被電死了，他說：我是電大的！ ⑻ 一個女人坐火車，月經來了，衛生巾沒地方仍了。情急之下.打開窗戶就仍了出去！正好打在一農夫臉上，農夫摸了摸臉，看完后說。
. 我叉。..火車就是快.仍張紙就打的我滿臉是血！！！！ ⑼ 花木蘭從軍。
一天打仗的時候月經來了，正要換衛生巾，突然一個炮彈打過來。她就昏了過去。
當她醒來時已經在手術臺上了。
醫生說“。
你沒事吧？！！！”花木蘭說：“怎么了？？，我沒事呀”。
“這還叫沒事。
命根子都讓炸去了還沒事？！！” 醫生說：“不過現在沒事了！”花木蘭說“怎么了？”。
“我給你縫上了！！~”醫生說。 ⑽ 一個和尚對一位女施主說："施主，你身上帶有兇兆（胸罩）" 女施主急了："大師，如何才能擺脫兇兆（胸罩）" 和尚說："就算脫了兇兆（胸罩），你也逃不了人身的兩個大波"。
6.簡單的英文笑話
好吧~~給你講一個
一老幾英語學的半斤八兩的就拽不唧唧的跑外國體驗生活~~
一日街頭不小心撞到一老外~~此人大喜~~機會來了~~
他趕緊對老外說："I'm sorry."
老外出于禮貌："I'm sorry too."
此人心想，two？？？然后趕緊回道："I'm sorry three."
老外自然不懂："what are you sorry for？"（你怎么這樣說對不起？）
此人想，four？？？然后立刻說："I'm sorry five."
就先給你講這個了~~別的知道很多
比如什么“Tomorow morning, who get up who call who”啥類~~懶的寫了
7.求10個英語笑話
分兩次發給你：（1/2） 1, Give Me a Dollar Son: Dad, give me a dime. Father: Son, don't you think you're getting too big to be forever begging for dimes? Son: I guess you're right, Dad, Give me a dollar, will you? 2, Two CrossEyed Men Two cross eyed men were riding down Pennsylvania av enue and ran into one another. “Why the devil don't you look where you are going?”said the first. “Why the devil don't you go where you are looking?”replied the other. 3, I Hope So Too Teacher: I hope I didn't see you looking at someone else's paper,Jack. Jack: I hope so too ,teacher. 4, The Umbrella A gentleman staying in a hotel left his umbrella in the hall, but he had put on the handle a card on which was written: "This umbrella belongs to a gentleman who can lift up a hundred pounds. I shall be back in ten minutes." When he came back, he found, instead of his umbrella, another card on which was written,"This card belongs to a man who can run ten miles an hour. I shall not come back." 5, The result of a Promise Father: I promised to buy you a car if you passed your examination, and you have failed. What were you doing last term? Son: I was learning to drive a car. 參考博客： /english/content/newposts 這個博客每天有一篇學習英語的趣味文章和一則英語笑話，有興趣的話可以看一下。
6, You Can't Fool Me! There was a lady from the countryside who came to the city and checked into a hotel. Then she said to the bellman, "I refuse to take a tiny room like this, with no window and no bed in it! You can't treat me like a fool just because I don't travel much! I'm going to complain to the manager!" So the bellman said very politely, "Madam, this isn't your room. It's the elevator!" 7, I Wish He Were A big crowd were gathered outside a hotel where a famous millionaire died of a car accident. Among the crowd a young man apparently looked very sad. An old man who felt sympathy and said to the young man, " I understand you. I thought he was your relative. am i right? " " There lies the problem. he was not my relative at all." 8, Who is Disgusting First:“My neighbor is very disgusting,who moved here recently,he rang the bell of my house with a rush late at night.” Second:“It is disgusting in faith,do you call the police?” First:“No.I just take him as a madman,and continue to play my piano.” 9, Otherwise Tom: William has asked me for a loan of five pounds. Should I be doing right in lending it to him? Jack: Certainly. Tom: And why? Jack: Because otherwise he would try to borrow it from me. 10, The Absent-minded Professor Absent-minded Professor: Heavens! Someone stole my wallet! Wife: Didn't you feel a hand in your pocket? Absent-minded Professor: Yes, but I thought it was mine.。
8.求十個英語故事,要短一些的
小馬過河 （How a Colt Crossed the River） One day, a colt took a bag of wheat to the * he was running with the bag on his back, he came to a small river. The colt could not decide whether he could cross it. Looking around, he saw a cow grazing nearby. He asked, "Aunt Cow, could you tell me if I can cross the river?" The cow told him that he could and that the river was not very deep, just knee * colt was crossing the river when a squirrel jumped down a tree and stopped him. The squirrel shouted, "Colt, stop! Youll drown! One of my friends drowned just yesterday in the river." Not knowing what to do, the colt went home to consult his * told his mom his experience on the way. His mother said, "My child, dont always listen to others. Youd better go and try yourself. Then youll know what to do." Later, at the river, the squirrel stopped the colt again. "Little horse, its too dangerous!" "No, I want to try myself", answered the colt. Then he crossed the river carefully. On the other side of the river, the colt realized that the river was neither as shallow as the cow said nor as deep as the squirrel told * see, real knowledge comes from practice.小馬過河兒童英語故事中文譯文 一天，小馬馱著麥子去磨坊。
當他馱著口袋向前跑去時，突然發現一條小河擋住了去路。小馬為難了，這可怎么辦呢？它向四周望了望，看見一頭奶牛在河邊吃草。
小馬問道：“牛阿姨，請您告訴我，這條河我能趟過去嗎？”奶牛回答說：“水很淺，剛到膝蓋。” 小馬正準備過河，突然叢樹上跳下一只松鼠，攔住它大叫道：“小馬，別過河！你會被淹死的。
昨天，我的一個伙伴就在這條河里淹死啦！”小馬不知如何是好，于是決定回家問問媽媽。小馬把路上的經歷告訴了媽媽。
媽媽說：“孩子，光聽別人說是不行的，你自己親自去試一試，就知道答案了。” 小馬回到河邊，剛要下水，松鼠又大叫起來：“小馬，你不要命啦？”小馬說：“讓我自己試試吧。”
它一面回答一面下了河，小心地趟了過去。原來河水既不像老牛說的那樣淺也不像松鼠說的那樣深。
這下明白了吧，實踐才能出真知。Three Little Pigs 三只小豬 Storyteller: There are three little pigs living with 講故事者：三只小豬和他們的媽媽 their mother. Ding-Ding and Dong- 住在一起。
丁丁和東東 Dong are brother pigs. They are very 是豬哥哥，他們很懶，他 Lazy. They eat and sleep all day. 們整天吃了就睡。龍龍是 Long-Long is the youngest pig. She 最小的，她整天幫著媽媽 works all day. She helps her mother 做家務。
to do the housework. Mother pig: You have grown up. You must make 豬媽媽：你們已經長大了，你們得 your own houses. 為自己蓋間房。 Goodbye, little pigs. Build a house. 再見，孩子們。
去蓋間房。 Be careful of the wolf. 小心狼。
Pigs: Yes, Mum. Goodbye. 三只小豬：好的，媽媽。再見。
Wolf: I'm hungry. Look! Three little pigs 狼：我餓了。看，三只小豬可 for dinner. Mmm. 以做我的美餐。
Sister pig: What are you doing, brothers？ 豬妹妹：哥哥，你們在干什么？ Ding-Ding: I'm building a house with leaves. 丁丁：我在用樹葉蓋房子。 Dong-Dong: I'm building a house with sticks. 東東：我在用樹枝蓋房子。
Sister pig: But leaves aren't strong. 豬妹妹：可是樹葉不牢固。樹枝也不 And sticks aren't strong. 牢固。
Brother pigs: Yes, we know. But it's easy. 豬哥哥：我們知道。但它很容易。
What are you doing, sister？ 你在干什么？ Sister pig: I'm building a house with bricks. 豬妹妹：我在用磚頭蓋房子。 Brother pigs: Bricks! That's very difficult. 豬哥哥：用磚頭蓋，那太難了。
Sister pig: I know. But bricks are strong. 豬妹妹：我知道，可是磚頭很堅固。 …… Brother pigs: Oh, we're finished. Let's have 豬哥哥：噢，我們蓋好了。
我們打 a nap. 個盹吧。 Sister pig: My house is finished. My house 豬妹妹：我的房子蓋好了，我的房 is strong. 很堅固。
Wolf: Little pigs. Little pigs. Open your 狼： 小豬，小豬，快開門！ Doors! Brother pigs: No. No. Go away. 豬哥哥：不開，不開。快走開。
Wolf: This is very easy. Sticks and leaves 狼：這太容易了。樹枝和樹葉 aren't strong. 都不牢固。
Storyteller: The wolf blows the houses down. 講故事者：狼吹倒了房屋。丁丁和東 Ding-Ding and Dong-Dong run 東跑到龍龍家。
to Long-Long's house. Brother pigs: Help! Help！ 豬哥哥：救命！ 救命！ Wolf: Stop, you two pigs. 狼： 站住，你這兩只小豬。 Brother pigs: Open the door, sister. The wolf 豬哥哥：妹妹，快開門。
狼來了， is coming. Let me in. 讓我們進去。 Long-Long: Come in, please. Don't worry. 龍龍：快進來。
別擔心，我的 My house is strong. 房子很堅固。 Wolf: Where did they go? Oh they are 狼：他們跑哪兒了？噢，他們 Here. Little pigs. Little pigs. Open 在這兒。
小豬，快把門打 the door！ 開。 Three pigs: No. No. Go away. You bad wolf. 三只。