華閱文章網1.簡單有趣的英語小故事
最低0.27元開通文庫會員，查看完整內容> 原發布者：育人教育 英語小故事大全1、TheThirstyPigeon口渴的鴿子APIGEON,oppressedbyexcessivethirst,*posingittobeonlyapicture,sheflewtowardsitwithaloudwhirandunwittinglydashedagainstthesignboard,*brokenherwingsbytheblow,shefelltotheground,*ouldnotoutrundiscretion.有只鴿子口渴得很難受，看見畫板上畫著一個水瓶，以為是真的。
他立刻呼呼地猛飛過去，不料一頭碰撞在畫板上，折斷了翅膀，摔在地上，被人輕易地捉住了。這是說，有些人想急于得到所需的東西，一時沖動，草率從事，就會身遭不幸。
2、TheBoysAndTheFrogs 男孩和青蛙*ondlivedmanyfrogsweremuchafraidoftheboys,*anoldfrogliftedhisheadoutofthewaterandsaid，¨Boys,pleasedon'tthrowstonesatus.〃Theboyssaid，¨Weareonlyplaying.〃¨Iknowthat,butpleasestopthrowingstones,*playtoyouisdeathtous，〃*oysstoppedthrowingstonesandwentaway.春天里的一天，一些頑皮的男孩在一個水塘邊玩耍。他們開始往水里扔石塊。
許多生活在水塘里的青蛙非常害怕這些男孩，因為石頭曾弄傷了他們中的一些。最后一只老青蛙把他的腦袋探出水面，他說：“孩子們，。
2.英語小故事 一定要短
成功并非遙不可及Once upon a time, there is a Health and leprosy patient, the disease nearly 40 years, has been lying on the roadside, he said, referring to such people to have the magic of the pool edge. But he lay there nearly 40 years. Still not to the pool half goal。
One day, God met him and asked: "Sir, you have to not be healing, the lifting of the disease?"Leprosy patients that said: "Of course! Sinister but good people, they are after nothing but themselves, will not help me."Hearing God, again, he said: "Would you like to be the treatment?""We should, of course, to you! But waiting for me to climb over the past, the water dried up."God listened to the leprosy patients, then after a little angry, ask him once: "You should not be healing in the end?"He said: "To!"God replied: "Well, you now stand up on their side to come to the pool, do not always find some reason can not be completed for their own defense."Upon hearing this, and that leprosy patients are deeply ashamed and immediately stood up and went to the water edge, containing the heart of God with his hands a few water to drink. Twinkling of an eye, his struggle for nearly 40 years of leprosy even better！【中文譯文】：從前，有個生麻瘋病的病人，病了近40年，一直躺在路旁，等人把他指到有神奇力量的水池邊。但是他躺在那兒近40年。
仍然沒有往水池目標邁進半步。有一天，天神碰見了他，問道：“先生，你要不要被醫治，解除病魔？”那麻瘋病人說：“當然要！可是人心好險惡，他們只顧自己，絕不會幫我。”
天神聽后，再問他說：“你要不要被醫治？”“要，當然要啦！但是等我爬過去時，水都干涸了。”天神聽了那麻瘋病人的話后，有點生氣，再問他一次：“你到底要不要被醫治？”他說：“要！”天神回答說：“好，那你現在就站起來自己走到那水池邊去，不要老是找一些不能完成的理由為自己辯解。”
聽后，那麻瘋病人深感羞愧，立即站起身來，走向池水邊去，用手心盛著神水喝了幾口。剎那間，他那糾纏了近40年的麻瘋病竟然好了！希望可以幫到你~~~。
3.簡單的英語故事 笑話
hey Are Directly from America Not long after an old Chinese women came back to china from her visit to her daughter in the Sates, she went to a city bank to deposit the U.S. dollars her daughter give her . At the bank counter ,the money was * mady out of * last she couid not hold any more, uttering :“trust me, Sir, and trustthe money .They are real U.S. dollars. * directly from America. ” 漢譯： 真美鈔 一位中國老婦人到美國去看望女兒回來不久，到一家銀行取存女兒送給她的美元。
在銀行柜臺，銀行職員認真仔細的檢查了每一張鈔票看，是否有假。這種做法使老婦人很不耐煩，最后實在忍不住說：“相信我，先生，也請你相信這些鈔票。
這都是真正的美元，是從美國直接帶來的。” He Won Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen? Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won. 他贏了 湯姆：約翰尼，你小弟弟好嗎？ 約翰尼：他害病臥床了。
他受了傷。 湯姆：真糟糕，怎么回事兒？ 約翰尼：我們做游戲，看誰能把身子探出窗外最遠，他贏了。
I Have His Ear in My Pocket Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?" "A kid bit me," replied Ivan. "Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother. "I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket." 他的耳朵在我衣兜里 伊凡鼻子流著血回到家里。他媽媽問，“發生了什么事？” “一個男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡說。
“再見到他你能認出來嗎？”媽媽問。 “他走到哪里我都能認出他，”伊凡說。
“他的耳朵還在我衣兜里呢。” A Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. "You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?" "She is the one who sells the candy." 好孩子 小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。
“昨天給你的錢干什么了？” “我給了一個可憐的老太婆，”他回答說。 “你真是個好孩子，”媽媽驕傲地說。
“再給你兩分錢。可你為什么對那位老太太那么感興趣呢？” “她是個賣糖果的。”
Drunk One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk." "But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman！" 醉酒 一天，父親與小兒子一道回家。這個孩子正處于那種對什么事都很感興趣的年齡，老是有提不完的問題。
他向父親發問道：“爸爸，‘醉’字是什么意思？” “唔，孩子，”父親回答說，“你瞧那兒站著兩個警察。如果我把他們看成了四個，那么我就算醉了。”
“可是，爸爸， ”孩子說，“那兒只有一個警察呀！” Hospitality The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate. The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?" "In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy. 好客 由于客人在吃蘋果餡餅時，家里沒有奶酪了，于是女主人向大家表示歉意。這家的小男孩悄悄地離開了屋子。
過了一會兒，他拿著一片奶酪回到房間，把奶酪放在客人的盤子里。 客人微笑著把奶酪放進嘴里說：“孩子，你的眼睛就是比你媽媽的好。
你在哪里找到的奶酪？” “在捕鼠夾上，先生。”那小男孩說。
英語小笑話 上個星期五我穿了一件 Adidas 的衣服去打球， 一個老美看到就笑我說， "Do you know what does it mean? It means All Day I Dream About Sex.我整天都在想著 性， 縮寫正好是 Adidas） " 我正驚訝他怎么反應這么快， 聯想力這么豐富時，旁邊的 一個老美幫我解圍， 他說， 有一個很著名的合唱團 Korn， 他們的招牌歌之一就是 A.D.I.D.A.S, (All day I dream about sex)所以呢，這個典故可是很多老美都耳熟 能詳的喔！ 下次就換你去取笑老美了. A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second" 一男子進入教堂和上帝對話.他問："主啊， 一百萬美元對你意味著多少？"上帝回答："一便士."男子又問："且話僂蚰昴？"上帝說："一秒鐘."最后男子請求道："。
4.幾個簡短的英語小故事
1.A Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. "You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?" "She is the one who sells the candy." 好孩子 小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。
“昨天給你的錢干什么了？” “我給了一個可憐的老太婆，”他回答說。 “你真是個好孩子，”媽媽驕傲地說。
“再給你兩分錢。可你為什么對那位老太太那么感興趣呢？” “她是個賣糖果的。”
* New Teacher George comes from school on the first of September. "George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother. "I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too。.." 新老師 9月1日， 喬治放學回到家里。
"喬治，你喜歡你們的新老師嗎？" 媽媽問。 "媽媽，我不喜歡，因為她說3加3得6， 可后來又說2加4也得6。
" 3. The wolf and the hares The wind is blowing . It is snowing . The wolf is coming and say : “ I'm a wolf , I'm hungry .” The wolf is going the hares. “ open the door .” The hare say: “ who is it ?” the wolf say : “it's me , Grandma .” “Grandma ? No, it's not Grandma .” The wolf comes to the hares' again , with a basket of bread. . “ open the door . I bring you bread” The hares say to their sister : “Ah! It's the wolf . we can't open the door .” The wolf is very angry . He is hitting at the door . “Open the door ! I want to come in !” The hares say : “ you are the wolf . we can't let you in !” the hares are very clever . 狼和野兔 天正刮著風下著雪。狼 出來了，他很餓。
他來到了野兔家“開門”。野兔問：“是誰呀？”“是我，我是你的外婆。”
“外婆？不，不是。”狼又拿來了甜品來了，“快開門，我帶來了面包。”
野兔對他的姐妹們說：“他是狼，我們不開門。”狼很生氣，他踢著門說：“快開門！我要進去！”野兔說：“你是狼，我們不讓你進來。”
野兔真聰明。 他很餓。
他來到了野兔家“開門”。野兔問：“是誰呀？”“是我，我是你的外婆。”
“外婆？不，不是。”狼又拿來了甜品來了，“快開門，我帶來了面包。”
野兔對他的姐妹們說：“他是狼，我們不開門。”狼很生氣，他踢著門說：“快開門！我要進去！”野兔說：“你是狼，我們不讓你進來。”
野兔真聰明。 個人以為已經非常非常簡單了~~。
5.一個英語小故事,簡單點的,最好是3年級的
The Old Cat An old woman had a cat. The cat was very old; she could not run quickly, and she could not bite, because she was so old. One day the old cat saw a mouse; she jumped and caught the mouse. But she could not bite it; so the mouse got out of her mouth and ran away, because the cat could not bite it. Then the old woman became very angry because the cat had not killed the mouse. She began to hit the cat. The cat said, "Do not hit your old servant. I have worked for you for many years, and I would work for you still, but I am too old. Do not be unkind to the old, but remember what good work the old did when they were young." 老貓 一位老婦有只貓，這只貓很老，它跑不快了，也咬不了東西，因為它年紀太大了。
一天，老貓發現一只老鼠，它跳過去抓這只老鼠，然而，它咬不住這只老鼠。因此，老鼠從它的嘴邊溜掉了，因為老貓咬不了它。
于是，老婦很生氣，因為老貓沒有把老鼠咬死。她開始打這只貓，貓說：“不要打你的老仆人，我已經為你服務了很多年，而且還愿意為你效勞，但是，我實在太老了，對年紀大的不要這么無情，要記住老年人在年青時所做過的有益的事情。”
I'm Trying to Stop It "Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?" "No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other , so I am trying to stop it." “孩子，你為什么用棉花塞住耳朵？它感染了嗎？” “沒有，老師。可是你昨天說你告訴我的知識都是一個耳朵里進，一個耳朵里出，所以我要把它堵在里面。”
6.英語小笑話、故事,帶翻譯,簡短,一分鐘左右能說完的
One or Two
Customer: Waiter, I've only got one piece of meat in my dish.
Waiter:Just a moment, sir and I'll cut it in two.
顧客：服務員，我盤子里怎么只有一塊肉？
服務員：先生，請稍候，我去把它切成兩塊。
Father and Son
Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in every country, son.
兒子：爸爸，聽說在非洲的一些地方男人在結婚前根本不認識他的妻子。
父親：孩子，實際上所有的國家都是這樣的。
It depends
Traveler: Can I catch the three o'clock train to Toronto?
Ticket agent: That depends on how fast you can run. It left fifteen minutes ago.
旅行者：我還能趕上3點鐘那班到多倫多的火車嗎？
售票員：那得看你跑得有多快。火車15分鐘前開出。
To be on the Safe Side
In a cinema during a performance one of the audience gets up, makes his way along the row of seats and goes out into the foyer（門廳，大廳） . A few minutes later he returns and asks the man sitting at the head of the row:
Excuse me, was it your foot I stepped on when I was going out a moment ago?
Yes, but it doesn't really matter. It didn't hurt at all.
Oh, no, it isn't that. I only want to make sure that this is my row.
在一家電影院里，一名觀眾在演出期間站了起來，沿著他那排位子走到休息室去了。幾分鐘后，他回到那排位子并問坐在首位的那位男士道：
對不起，請問我剛才出去的時候是踩著你的腳嗎？
是的，不過沒什么關系，一點也不疼。
噢，不，我不是這個意思。我只是想確認一下這是不是我的那排位子。
7.英語小故事【簡短些,50字】
兒童寓言故事Story 1 Three Good Friends One day, a monkey rides his bike near the river. This time he sees a lion under a tree. The lion runs at him. He is afraid and falls into the river. He can't swim. He shouts. The rabbit hears him. He jumps into the river. The rabbit swims to the monkey, but he can't help him. Luckily, an elephant comes along. He is very strong. He helps the rabbit and monkey. Three friends are very happy. They go to the elephant's home. Then, three of them become good friends.故事一 三個好朋友一天，一只猴子在河邊騎車。
這時他看見樹下有一只獅子，獅子向他跑來。他非常的害怕，掉進河里。
他不會游泳，大叫起來。兔子聽見了，跳進水里，但他卻沒有辦法救猴子。
幸運的是，一只大象過來了。大象非常強壯，救出了兔子和猴子。
他們來到大象的家，在那里吃了一頓大餐。從此他們成了好朋友。
Story 2 A Good BoyLittle Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. "You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?" "She is the one who sells the candy." 故事二 好孩子小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。 “昨天給你的錢干什么了？” “我給了一個可憐的老太婆，”他回答說。
“你真是個好孩子，”媽媽驕傲地說。“再給你兩分錢。
可你為什么對那位老太太那么感興趣呢？” “她是個賣糖果的。” Story 3 Spring in the Green Season Spring is coming. Spring is the first season of the year. In China, spring comes in February. It is still cold, but it is getting warmer and warmer. The days get longer and longer. The leaves on the trees begin to turn green. Then they come up green leaves in the spring wind on the ground. Spring is also sowing time season.故事三 春天來了，春天是每年的第一個季節。
在中國，春天二月來臨，那時候還是很冷，但是會運來月暖和，白晝悅來越長。樹上的葉子開始變綠，沐浴著大地春風長出了嫩芽。
春天也播種的季節。
8.簡短的英語小故事,要中文,急需
It was a cold winter day in 1919. A small boy was walking along the street in London. His name was Tom. He was very hungry. He wanted to buy some bread, but he had no money. What could he do? When he was very young, he wanted to be a great man in the world of films. So he worked to sing and dance well. Thirty years later, the boy became one of the famous people in the world. 那是1919年的一個寒冷的冬天。
一個小男孩正漫步在倫敦的街頭。他的名字叫湯姆。
他餓極了。他想買一些面包，可是他身無分文。
他該怎么辦呢？當他非常年幼的時候，他就想當一名電影世界中的偉人。所以他努力把歌唱好，把舞跳好。
三十年之后，這個小男孩真地成為了電影世界中的著名人物之一。
9.英語簡短幽默的小故事（1分半鐘）
Talking clock 會說話的鐘 While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. "What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked. "That is the talking clock," the man replied. "How's it work?" "Watch," the man said and proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer. Suddenly, someone screamed from the other side of the wall, "Knock it off, you idiot! It's two o'clock in the morning！" 一個學生帶他朋友們參觀他的新公寓，甚是得意。
“那個大銅鑼和錘子是干什么用的？”他的一個朋友問他。“那玩意兒厲害了，那是一個會說話的鐘”，學生回答。
“這鐘怎么工作的”，他的朋友問。“看著，別眨眼了”，那學生走上前一把操起銅鑼和錘子，拼命地敲了一下，聲音震耳欲聾。
突然，他們聽到隔壁墻那邊有人狂叫，“別敲了，你這白癡！現在是凌晨兩點鐘了！” 這是第一篇~ A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second" 一男子進入教堂和上帝對話.他問："主啊， 一百萬美元對你意味著多少？"上帝回答："一便士."男子又問："那一百萬年呢？"上帝說："一秒鐘."最后男子請求道："上帝，我能得到一便士嗎？"上帝回答："過一秒鐘." Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says, "Congratulations, you got twins." The man said "How strange, I'm the manager of Minnesota Twins." After awhile the nurse comes up to the second man and says, "Congratulations, you got triplets." Man was like "Hmmm, strange I worked as a director for the "3 musketeers." Finally, the nurse comes up to the third man and says "Congratulations, you got twins x2." Man is happy and says, "Ironic, I work for the hotel "4 Seasons." All three of them are happy until they see their last buddy jumping all over the place, cursing God and banging his head on the wall. They asked him what's wrong and he answered, "What's wrong? I work for 7up"！ 四個好朋友在醫院里碰面了，他們的妻子正在生產.護士過來對第一個男人說："恭喜，你得了雙胞胎."男人說："多奇怪呀，我是明尼蘇達雙子隊的 經理."過了一會兒，護士過來對第二個男人說："恭喜，你得了三胞胎."男人很喜歡："嗯，又巧了.我是3M公司的董事."最后，護士跑來對第三個男人 說："恭喜，你得了2對雙胞胎."男人很開心地說："真令人啼笑皆非，我為四季賓館工作."他們三個都很高興，但第四個伙伴急得像熱鍋上的螞蟻，咒罵上帝 并用頭撞墻.他們問他有什么不對勁，他回答道："什么不對勁？我可是在七喜公司工作呀！" 呵呵，一個比一個效率高.。
10.簡單英語小故事,帶翻譯
One day,a little monkey is playing by the well. 一天，有只小猴子在井邊玩兒。
He looks in the well and shouts ： 它往井里一瞧，高喊道： “Oh!My god!The moon has fallen into the well！” “噢！我的天！月亮掉到井里頭啦！” An older monkeys runs over, takes a look,and says， 一只大猴子跑來一看，說， “Goodness me!The moon is really in the water！” “糟啦！月亮掉在井里頭啦！” And olderly monkey comes over. 老猴子也跑過來。 He is very surprised as well and cries out： 他也非常驚奇，喊道： “The moon is in the well.” “糟了，月亮掉在井里頭了！” A group of monkeys run over to the well . 一群猴子跑到井邊來， They look at the moon in the well and shout： 他們看到井里的月亮，喊道： “The moon did fall into the well!Come on!Let'get it out！” “月亮掉在井里頭啦！快來！讓我們把它撈起來！” Then,the oldest monkey hangs on the tree up side down ,with his feet on the branch . 然后，老猴子倒掛在大樹上， And he pulls the next monkey's feet with his hands. 拉住大猴子的腳， All the other monkeys follow his suit， 其他的猴子一個個跟著， And they join each other one by one down to the moon in the well.它們一只連著一只直到井里。
Just before they reach the moon,the oldest monkey raises his head and happens to see the moon in the sky，正好他們摸到月亮的時候，老猴子抬頭發現月亮掛在天上呢 He yells excitedly “Don't be so foolish!The moon is still in the sky！”它興奮地大叫：“別蠢了！月亮還好好地掛在天上呢！”。
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