華閱文章網1.開心一刻：收集5個獲5個以上的英語笑話（包括中文哦）
Frog's Dream
A small frog goes to a fortune teller and asks if he is gonna meet a young girl.
The teller tells him, “ Yes, you are.”
The frog replies, “Where? In a bar or at a party?”
The teller says, “In biology class!”
2.英語演講
I'm happy to stand here *y I want to ask a question: do you know what is happiness?I want to say, happiness is when opening your eyes in the morning sun, i see a room full of sunlight, I even can smell the taste of sunshine and morning;Happiness is on a sunny morning, I hold the book I like, sit in the balcony, enjoying the wind and the beautiful words;Happiness is during a raining afternoon, I see the dance of grasses and hear the rain fall on the ground ;Happiness is across from the evening, I walked on the way home, hearing the old song, memories in my mind gradually appear;But, here and now, i also want to say, happiness is the moment i embrace my father and mother. The end of last term's parents meeting is my lifelong memory. Each of us hand in hand, sang Jay Chou's" listen to mother's words, ", everyone wrote a letter to mom and dad, then stood on the stage and read to them. Our song and sincere words made mom and dad's tears trickling down their cheeks. We know that they are happy, happy tears. Finally, we presented the letter to the father and mother's hand, and gave them a big hug. At that moment, we suddenly realized that hug has such a magical power, instantaneous close to our distance. So, from that day on, we launched the " give mom and dad a hug " activity, ask for a day away from home or the home, to give mom and dad a hug. This semester, father and mother also gave each of us a letter a week. A touch of love, we mutually learn to be understanding and considerate. See their moment on Friday, to give them a hug, let them feel the * fact, as long as we feel with heart, our world will be full of happiness.今天站在這里，我們首先想問同學們一個問題：你知道，幸福是什么嗎？我想說，幸福是早上睜開眼睛，看到陽光灑滿了房間，我能嗅出陽光和早晨的味道； 幸福是陽光明媚的上午，我抱著本自己喜歡的書，坐在露天的陽臺上，享受風吹過，文字劃過； 幸福是小雨淅瀝的午后，我在雨中，看見了舞蹈的小草，聽見了雨滴落在地面的聲音； 幸福是華燈初上的傍晚，我走在回家的路上，聽到一首熟悉的老歌，回憶在腦海里逐漸清晰； 幸福是“吹面不寒楊柳風”的舒適，是令我經常“驀然回首”的微笑。
可是，今天在這里，我們還想說，幸福也是和爸爸媽媽擁抱的瞬間。上期期末的家長會是令我們終身難忘的。
那天是個平凡的日子，但因為我們的家長會卻讓那天不再平凡與單調。我們每個人手牽手，唱起了《聽媽媽的話》的歌，每個人都給爸爸媽媽寫了一封信，站在臺上念給他們聽。
我們的歌聲和真心話讓爸爸媽媽們潸然淚下。我們知道那是他們欣慰的、幸福的眼淚。
最后，我們將信交到爸爸媽媽的手里，并給了他們一個大大的擁抱。那一刻，我們突然發現擁抱竟有如此神奇的力量，瞬間拉近了我們和爸爸媽媽的距離。
于是，從那天開始，我們班發起了“給爸爸媽媽一個擁抱”的活動，要求每天離開家或者回家時，都先給爸爸媽媽一個擁抱。這學期，爸爸媽媽們也給我們每個人回了一封信，每周三易老師都會念給我們聽。
一封封愛的感言，我們和爸爸媽媽學會了相互理解與體諒。在周五見到他們的瞬間，再回給他們一個擁抱，讓他們也體會這種幸福。
其實，只要我們用心體會，用心感受，我們身邊的點點滴滴都是幸福。
3.我要簡短的英語笑話,急
開場白：Hello every one . Today I have a joke for you . Hope you will happy ~~~ 各位好。
今天我給大家帶來一個笑話。希望你們能夠開心！~~~ （都比較簡單……希望采納） Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea? A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys.猴子會和跳蚤有什么不同呢？你可能會直接的想到它們倆是一大一小。
但除此之外呢，那就是猴子身上可以長跳蚤，而跳蚤身上卻不能有猴子。這個答案很有意思吧？Q: How can you most irritate a farmer?A: By treading on his corn？如果你踩了農夫的玉米或是谷物，他肯定會生氣的；而如果你踩了農夫腳底的雞眼，他會更生氣。
Corn既可以表示“玉米/谷物”，也有“雞眼”的意思。Q: Which is the strongest creature in the world?A: The snail. It carries its house on its back.因為snail（蝸牛）的后背上總是背著一所房子，所以說蝸牛是世界上最強壯的生物是不足為奇的。
你說呢？Last week, Mrs Black went to London. She didn't know London very well, and she lost her way. Suddenly she saw a man near a bus stop. She went up to the man and said, “Excuse me! Can you tell me the way to the hospital, please?” The man smiled. He didn't know English! He came from Germany. But then he put his hand into his pocket, and took out an English dictionary. He looked up some words. Then he said slowly, “I'm sorry I can't understand you.”上周，布萊克夫人去了一趟倫敦。她不太熟悉倫敦，結果她迷路了。
突然她在一個公共汽車站附近看見一位男子。她急忙向這位男子走去，說道：“勞駕您一下！請您告訴我去醫院的路，好嗎？”這位男子笑了。
他聽不懂英語。他來自德國。
但是他將手伸進了自己的衣袋里，從里面掏出了一本英語詞典。他查找到了一些單詞。
然后他一字一句地說：“我很抱歉我聽不懂你說的話。”描述車禍現場：one car come,one car go,two car peng peng ,one car dieGeorge knocked on the door of his friend's house. When his friend's mother answered he asked, “can Albert come out to play? ”“ No,” said the mother, “it's too cold. ”“ Well, then, ” said George, “ can his football come out to play ？ ”喬冶敲著他朋友家的門。
當朋友的媽媽來應門時，他問：“阿爾伯特可以出來玩嗎？ ”“ 不行， ” 那位媽媽說， “ 天氣太冷了。 ”“ 噢，那么， ” 喬冶， “ 他的足球可以出來玩嗎？Tom: William has asked me for a loan of five pounds. Should I be doing right in lending it to him?Jack: *: And why?Jack: Because otherwise he would try to borrow it from me.湯姆：威廉向我借五英鎊。
我該不該借給他？杰克：當然應該了。湯姆：為什么？杰克：否則他就該跟我借了。
4.英語日記10篇{短點}
第一篇：現在，我很苦惱。
我買了一本英語書，可是我不知道它的意思。我一點也看不懂。
我想，也許我要好好的學習英語。只有這樣我才能學會很多知識，才能看懂英語和別人交流。
我要對自己說一句：加油！ I was depressed because I couldnt understand an English book after I bought it. I could understand nothing. I thought maybe I should study English hard and only by this could I learn a lot of knowledge and understand English aw well as communicate with others in English. I told myself, 'just go'. 第二篇：今天我開通了自己的免費論壇，我很高興。因為我可以在那里做很多事。
我決定要好好改造我的論壇，讓他變得很新奇。然后我就會慢慢地讓他成長起來，同時在那里寫下我的心聲。
那樣我會很快樂。 Today, I opened my free forum and I was very happy because I could do a lot of things there. I decided to upgrade my forum and make it interesting. Then I will make it grow up and at the same time, I can write down what I want to say there. I will be very happy. 第三篇：今天，我做了一個決定，有的時候我會不自信。
所以我要每天早上起床后對著鏡子說一遍加油。因為我認為那樣會使我變得自信。
那樣，我就可以大膽的去做一些我想要做卻會緊張的事。現在，我要說一句：加油！ I made a decision today. Becuase I often lose my confidence, I decide tell myself 'go' in front of mirror after getting up every day. I believe this will make me confident. Thus, I can do things I want bravely. Now, I will say, 'Keep going'. 第四篇：今天，我幫助了奶奶做家務。
奶奶的身體不好。我以后要常幫她做事。
這樣她就會高興身體也會好一些。突然覺得，人老了真不好。
不但身體不會好，而且一不小心就會惹得大家討厭。我又做了一個決定，以后一定要做個乖孩子。
Today, I did housework for grandmother. She is not very healthy and I decide to do housework for her more frequently. And she will feel happy and become better. Suddenly, an idea hit me that it's terrible to grow old becuase you have to worry about both your health and others' opinions. Once again, I make a decision to be a good girl. 第五篇：今天和爸爸一起出去吃飯。吃飯的時候要敬酒。
那里沒有果汁。我就拿了一瓶啤酒開始到處敬酒。
喝了一瓶酒后，我的臉紅了，但沒有醉。我認為啤酒并不難喝，但我還是要少喝酒。
因為我還只是一個學生。 I went out to have dinner with father today. I should make toast during the dinner but there was no juice availabe. So I had a bottle of beer. My face turned red but I was not drunk. I dont think beer tastes bad but I wont like have it too much because I am only a student. 第六篇：今天媽媽告訴我馬上我們就要去桂林玩了。
我很高興也很期待。因為那里的景色很美。
但是還要等一天，我有點迫不及待了。我想，那里的人一定很有禮貌。
我也要學著禮貌一點。只有這樣，我們才能和睦相處。
Mother told me that we will go to Guilin for a trip today. I am very excited because the views there are beautiful. But there is still one day to go and I feel impatient. I think people there must be polite and so should I. Otherwise, we couldnt get well along with each other. 第七篇：現在我坐在開往桂林的火車上。一路的風景很美。
我也很開心。媽媽告訴我，還有一天就可以到桂林了。
我們買了很多東西，很重。所以我幫媽媽提了幾個袋子。
媽媽說我長大了，我很開心的微笑。 Now I am on the train to Guilin. The views are beautiful and I feel happy. Mother told me there is only one day to go to arrive in Guilin. We bought a lot of stuffs and they are heavy. So I took some bags from mother. She said I am growing up and I smiled happily. 第八篇：今天終于到了桂林，我們吃過早飯后就出發去漓江。
坐上了船后，我們聽著導游的講解，觀賞著風景。可是我發現漓江的水很臟，有很多人在那里洗衣服。
我很氣憤。在接下來的旅途中很無聊我也很疲憊。
Finally, we arrived in Guilin. After breakfast, we went to River Li. We listened to the guide and enjoyed the views on boat. But I found the water in River Li is dirty, many people washed clothes there. I feel angry and the trip became boring and exhausting. 第九篇：今天和最好的朋友一起出去玩。我們來到公園后，卻下起了好大的雨。
我們無處可躲。在雨中奔跑著。
可是我們卻很高興。因為有彼此的安慰。
過了一會，雨停了。我陪著她回家。
然后在她家玩了一會，他留我在那里吃飯。可我拒絕了，因為有些不好意思。
今天我很快樂，馬上就開學了，真想快點見到同學們。 Today, I went out with my best friend. When we arrived at the park, it rained. We had to run in the rain because we couldnt find a place to hide. But we still feel happy because we could comfort each other. The rain stopped later and I accompanied her go home. We played in her home for a while and she invited me for dinner. I refused because I feel it will bring tro。
5.求幾篇英語短篇關于心情
1 Among thousands of people, you meet those you've met. Through thousands of years, with the boundlessness of time, you happen to meet them, neither earlier nor a bit too late.【無譯文】
2 Among thousands of people, you meet those you've met. Through thousands of years, with the boundlessness of time, you happen to meet them, neither earlier nor a bit too late.【無譯文】
3 Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. 縱然傷心，也不要愁眉不展，因為你不知是誰會愛上你的笑容。
To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. 對于世界而言，你是一個人；但是對于某個人，你是他的整個世界。
Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. 愛你的人如果沒有按你所希望的方式來愛你，那并不代表他們沒有全心全意地愛你。
Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful. 在遇到夢中人之前，上天也許會安排我們先遇到別的人；在我們終于遇見心儀的人時，便應當心存感激。
偶只能提供這些了，滿不滿意，看你咯
6.英語簡短關于快樂小故事,一定要關于快樂
Everyone wants to be *e be happy is very important in our daily * you are happy,maybe you will concentrate more on your studies,and get good * you are happy
you probably will make a new friend.I hope you are happy all the time!
7.簡單點的英語日記或者是小短文
Today and friends of foreign travel, outside air is very good, people feel very comfortable. We all appreciate the fine girls bicycles. We enjoyed the beautiful nature brought. We happily spent a happy day. 今天和朋友一起出外交游，外面的空氣很好，人感覺很舒服。
我們騎著自行車一路欣賞鳥語花香。享受著大自然帶給我們的無限美好。
大家開開心心地度過了愉快的一天。 2。
Today Mailehaoduo clothes, and parents take to the streets is happy, the parents have to pay to buy things. Unlike in their street to buy things they like to take a long time but saw the price, Ha-ha, is really very happy. I love my parents, I too thank them for the care and love. `` 今天買了好多衣服，和父母上街就是愉快，買東西有父母幫付錢。不像平時自己上街買東西碰到喜歡的但看了價錢都要考慮好久，呵呵，真的是很開心。
我愛我的父母，太感謝他們對我的關心和愛戴了。