華閱文章網1.英語搞笑四人短劇 簡單
最低0.27元開通文庫會員，查看完整內容> 原發布者：晉衣古丘 Bobo:*etotoday's“Ifyouaretheone”.Doyouwantahusband?Doyouwantasuperman?Qk,*'*,babies!Letusstartthefirstpart,“showyourself”Elaine:Hello,*ly,*rerichenough,*:Wo……whatdoyoureallywant,husbandor……..*?Anyway,*:Goodevening.I'*erinmydream…en……*place,*ry:Goodevening.I'*,I'mbeautiful,right?Tellyouasecret,doyouwanttoknow,oh……really?Ihadjustfewboyfriendsbefore,*,I'msingle,whowantstobethe38?Bobo:Now,*'swelcomethemaleguest:*:Idon'tbelieveyourprogramcangoonwithoutme.I'*otellyo。
2.4人英語小品劇本
看清楚：中文部分為翻譯，英文部分為正文！！！！！！4人的沒找到 有5人的（帶中文翻譯）A（衣衫襤褸） B（衣著光鮮） C小花 E椅子 F新聞記者 B坐在E上吃東西，A一乞丐上前 A：先生，先生，請給我些面包，謝謝，我餓得不行了。
B：（厭惡）讓開，讓開。（然后便起身離開，這時他的錢包掉到E上頭了） A：先生，先生（A看見后，立即拾起，追上了走遠的B） B：讓開，讓開啊，我沒吃的了，也沒錢了（看也不看A，仍自顧自地走了） C：他真愚蠢啊 A：可……先生……您聽我說……（仍拉著B衣服的后擺） B：挖，你這人怎么這么討厭！（還是沒有回頭看A一眼） C：椅子啊，你會不會覺得剛剛坐在你身上的人特愚蠢？ E：唉，人總是這么愚蠢啊~~~~ 與此同時A與B還在糾纏，這時E終于隱忍不住爆發了。
E：先生！你的錢包丟了！你怎么這么傻啊。 A與B同時回頭，看見了那會說話的椅子E，嚇昏過去了。
這一幕恰巧被經過的F看見了。于是F就報道了這一事件。
F：大家好，我是新聞記者F，今天我看見了一個奇異的現象，一個椅子說話了，兩個人被嚇昏了，下面我將采訪一下被嚇昏的兩個人。 B：哦，上帝，哦，媽媽。
F：這個人傻了，我們不鳥他了，下面我采訪一下另一個人吧，請問你為什么不告訴他，他的錢包丟了？ A：對不起，我不知道“錢包”這個單詞怎么講…… F：通過這一事件，我們可以認識到，掌握一門外語的重要性，以及金錢給人類帶來的影響。是嗎，椅子？ E：是啊，是啊（E傻傻地拼命點頭） C：唉，人可真愚蠢，椅子也被他們弄傻了. A:sir,sir,please give me a piece of * you,sir.I'm hungry to die. B:get away,get away,dirty man. A:sir,sir!! B:run away,please run away.I have no food,and I don't have money,either. C:hey,xiao D,he is so foolish,isn't he? A:but。
.sir。.please listen to me。
.. B:wa,why are you so disgusting!! C:hey,chair,do you feel the man sat on you a moment ago is very stupid. E:ai,pretty flower,do you know,men are always very silly. E:sir!you lost your wallet!can't you be more clever? F:good morning,everybody.I'm a jonrnist F. Today I saw a very weird thing--a chair open her mouth,and two men are frightened to *,I will intenview the two nozzy man. B:wo,my god,wo,my,mum. F:I'm sorry to tell you this man has been * needn't take notice of * me interview the other man,hello,man,can you tell men why didn't you tell him he lost his wallet? A:I'm sorry,I don't know how to speak "錢包" in english。
F:dear audience,through this thing we can learn that how improtant it is to mastery a foreign language,and how lagre the money affect * that all right,chair? E:yes,yes. C:ai,men is so silly.。
3.4人英語小品,要簡短
The little girl liked wearing a red coat. So everybody called her Little Red Coat.
One day, her grandma had a cold. Her mother said to Little Red Coat, “my dear, send some bananas and cakes to your grandma.”
As she walked through the forest, a wolf saw her, “Hello, litter girl. Where are you going?”
“I'm going to my grandma's house. She has got a cold.” Said Little Red Coat.
“Where does she live?” asked the wolf.
“She lives in the house near the forest. There are some big trees in front of her house.” Said Little Red Coat.
“Bye-bye, little girl.” The wolf ran to the grandma's house.
Grandma asked, “Who is it?”
“It's me, Little Red Coat.” said the wolf.
“Come in, please.”
The big wolf opened the door and walked into the room. He ate Grandma up.
He put on Grandma's coat and trousers. Then he lay in bed.
Little Red Coat walked into her grandma's room.
“What big eyes you have got, Grandma!” she said.
“Because I want to see your pretty face.”said the wolf.
“What a big mouth you have got, Grandma!”she said.
“Because I want to eat you, my dear.”said the wolf.
“Oh, no!”cried the little girl.
The bad wolf ate Little Red Coat, too.
The wolf was sleeping on Grandma's bed.
At this time, a hunter came and saw the wolf. “What a big stomach he has got! Grandma must be in his stomach.”thought the hunter.
The hunter cut open the wolf. Grandma and Little Red Coat were still alive. They jumped out of the wolf.
Grandma and Little Red Coat were very happy. “Thank you.”they said to the hunter.
4.急求英語搞笑四人短劇~~盡量簡單點~~
Wanderseveryfivemiles 焦仲卿Johnny(Jforshort)劉蘭芝Lunch(Lforshort) 焦母Johnny'smother(JMforshort)劉母Lunch'smother(LMforshort) 太守之子Mayor'sson(MSforshort)強盜Burglars(ABandC) Prologue (J作被打狀跑上臺，內砸出一卷紙筒，J被打中，狼狽不堪) J:EverybodysaysthatI'mhenpecked,butinfact,I'masstrongasatiger，（小聲）whilemy wifeisWuSong. （指著上臺處的門大聲道）I'mnotafraidofyou！ （內砸出一臉盆，J接住當成盾牌護著頭）Then,I'mafraidofwhom? *raverthanme, *anthertobetender *isnot!Havingawifelikethisisjustlikelivinginthehell！ （內又砸出一卷紙筒，擊中J） MyGod!Whocanhelpme？（下） Act1 （序幕結束時，JM作竊聽狀） JM（拄拐棍上）：Ican！ （對門內）Lunch!Lunch!Whereareyou? L（扎著圍裙，拿著鍋鏟，從門內跳出來）：I'mhere!What'supmum? JM:I'vetoldyouagainandagainthatyoushouldcallme“mymostbeautifulgracefuland dearestmother-in-law”. L:*beautifulgracefulanddearestmother-in-law,what'sup? JM:*ebeensorude,sobrusque,so lazy…… L:But…… JM:Neverinterruptme! L:Neverinterruptme!SinceImarriedyourson,thatterribleJohnny,Ihavebeenworkinghardall daylong,*aisedtensofthousandsofpigsandducksandchicken and…… JM:Butallthoseyouhavedonearenotasvaluableasagrandson! L（生氣地揮動著鍋鏟）：Oh,youwantagrandson,don'tyou？（開始解圍裙）Goandaskyour son.I'mleaving！（扯下圍裙，扔在JM的臉上，下）。
6.幽默四人英語小短劇
小劇本-----小紅帽Little Red Riding Hood第一場：Little Red Riding Hood家Mum： （媽媽拿著一個籃子，把桌子上的水果放在籃子里）Little Red Riding Hood：（唱著歌，歡快地跑進來）Hi,mummy, what are you doing?Mum： （一邊把水果放在籃子里，心事重重地說）Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to * Red Riding Hood：（邊提起籃子，邊點頭說）Ok!Mum： （親切地看著Little Red Riding Hood說） Be good. Be * Red Riding Hood: Yes ,*e, *: Bye-bye. Darling.第二場：在路上（一陣輕快的音樂由遠而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎著籃子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁）Little Red Riding Hood: Wow!Flowers, how beautiful！ （放下籃子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three *：（隨著一陣低沉的音樂，Wolf大步地走上臺）I am wolf. I am hungry. （做找東西狀，東張西望） Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going？ （做狡猾的樣子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼）Little Red Riding Hood：（手摸辮子，天真地回答）To Grandma'*a is *：（自言自語）I' ll eat Grandma. But……（對Little Red Riding Hood說）Hey, look! 6 little baby * Red Riding Hood：（和6只鴨子隨著音樂翩翩起舞）Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大樹后）Little Red Riding Hood：（停止跳舞）Hello! Baby ducks,how are you?Six Ducks:We' re * you. Where are you going?Little Red Riding Hood:To Grandma'*, I must go, * Ducks:Goodbye.第三場：Grandma家Grandma： （喘著氣出場，顫顫悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床邊，喘了幾口，打幾個哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。）
Wolf：（從樹后出來，邊走邊說）I am very hungry now. （做找尋的樣子）Where is Grandma' s house？ （高興地對觀眾說）Aha , it's here.（敲門）Bang, Bang, *a: Who is it?Wolf：（裝出Little Red Riding Hood的聲音，一邊得意地搖動尾巴，一邊說）It's me. Little Red Riding *a： （邊說邊起床） Come in, come *：（得意洋洋地走到床邊） Grandma , I'll eat *a： （驚慌失措地抓緊衣服，瞪著眼睛，邊叫迫從床上滾到地上）灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。Wolf：（得意地拍拍肚子，翹起大拇指）Yummy!I'll * Red Riding Hood：（高興地敲門）*：（裝扮成Grandma的聲音） Who is it?Little Red Riding Hood:It's me。
Little Red Riding Hood. What a strange noise!Wolf:Come in, Come * Red Riding Hood：（蹦跳著進來，把籃子放在桌子上，走到床前一看，跳回幾步）Oh! What are big ears!Wolf:I can listen to your sweet * Red Riding Hood:Wow! What a big eyes!Wolf:I can see you pretty * Red Riding Hood:Oh! What a big *:I can hug * Red Riding Hood：（跪在床前，拉起Wolf的手，邊摸邊說）Look! What a big hands?Wolf：（從床上跳起來說）I can eat you!Little Red Riding Hood：（拼命地跑）Oh!No! No!Wolf：（追到Little Red Riding Hood，做吃狀，拍拍肚子說）It's delicious. I still sleep. I like *： （一邊拿著槍，一邊做尋找狀出場）Where's the wolf? Look! A door.（推門）The wolf is *：（發出呼呼的響聲）Hunter： （端起槍想打，又放下）What a big stomach！ （摸摸Wolf的肚子）Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside .I must be hurry.（從桌子上拿起剪刀，舉起） Look! Scissors. （做剪Wolf的肚子）Cut, cut, * Red Riding Hood/Grandma:Thank *: Grandma ,give me some needles and thread. Little Riding Hood ,Give me some *a： （從桌子上拿來針線）Little Red Riding Hood：（搬來幾個石頭）One, two, *： （把小石頭裝進Wolf的衣服里）Grandma: I'll thread *： （拿起槍）Woke up!Wolf：（起床，兩手托著大肚子）My stomach is so *: You big bad wolf, raise your arms!Wolf：（邊跑邊說） Help! Don't shot me!Hunter： （開槍）Bang, bang!Wolf： （應聲倒下）Hunter: The bad wolf is * Red Riding Hood和Grandma:Yeah! Thank * Red Riding Hood、Grandma、Hunter（一起鞠躬）： Thank you英語短劇：The Fox and the Tiger（狐假虎威）T---Tiger F---Fox R---Rabbit B---Bird Fr---Frog B----BearTiger: I'm a great tiger. I'm very strong. I'm very brave. I'm the king of the * now I'm very hungry. I must find sth. to eat at once, or I'll die immediately. Oh, there's nothing here. And here is nothing, either. Oh, I want to have a rest. (Sleep soundly)Fox: I'm a fox. You can see, I'm pretty and lovely. I'm good at cheating 0and telling lies. Just now I cheated a crew out of a piece of meat. Mm, Mm, Mm. How delicious it is!Tiger: Ah, a fox. A good meal. Ah, a go。
7.4人搞笑英文小品劇本
最低0.27元開通文庫會員，查看完整內容> 原發布者：莫語還是墨染 甲：Hello,everyone,haveyoueverseenthemovie?Yeah,youareright,I'mthedirector--CameronDiaz,applaud,thankyou。
.Recently,Iwilldirectanewmoviecalled,today,therewillbeaauditionandIwillselectthreeactresseswhocangetthechancetoperforminthisfilmwithfamousactress---AnneHathaway,OK,let'*t,talentshow,numberone,let'swelcome.乙：（風情萬種，妖嬈嫵媚地走進來，給觀眾一個飛吻）：oh,honey,dear,sweet,darlingdirector,themostbeautifulcharming,sexygirliscoming,everybodyknowsme,right?Yeah,I'mNicoleKidman,openyoureyesasbigasyoucanandholdyourbreath,therewillbeaunique,fantasticdanceshowforyou,Ibelievethatallofyouwillbecrazyaboutit，（打個響指）comesomemusic.（搞笑舞，自由發揮）.（跳完，鞠躬，向觀眾謝幕），thankyou，（面向導演），honey,isitawonderfulperformance？甲：（作目瞪口呆狀），乙：（在甲眼前晃手），oh,darling,areyouOk？甲：eh。mygod,haveyouusesomestimulantdrugsthismorning,*,nextone.乙：ohno。
sweet,youbreakmyheart。（掩面離去）丙：*ssme（畫個十字架，鎮定地走到甲面前，伸出手），nicetome。
8.4人英語短劇劇本,要在十分鐘左右,還要有中文翻譯啊
A（衣衫襤褸） B（衣著光鮮） C小花 D小草 E椅子 F新聞記者B坐在E上吃東西，A一乞丐上前 A:sir,sir,please give me a piece of * you,sir.I'm hungry to die.B:get away,get away,dirty man.A:sir,sir!!B:run away,please run away.I have no food,and I don't have money,either.C:hey,xiao D,he is so foolish,isn't he?D:yes,yes.A:but。
.sir。.please listen to me。
..B:wa,why are you so disgusting!!C:hey,chair,do you feel the man sat on you a moment ago is very stupid.E:ai,pretty flower,do you know,men are always very silly.D:yes,yes!!E:sir!you lost your wallet!can't you be more clever?F:good morning,everybody.I'm a jonrnist F. Today I saw a very weird thing--a chair open her mouth,and two men are frightened to *,I will intenview the two nozzy man.B:wo,my god,wo,my,mum.F:I'm sorry to tell you this man has been * needn't take notice of * me interview the other man,hello,man,can you tell men why didn't you tell him he lost his wallet?A:I'm sorry,I don't know how to speak "錢包" in english。
F:dear audience,through this thing we can learn that how improtant it is to mastery a foreign language,and how lagre the money affect * that all right,chair?E:yes,yes.C:ai,men is so silly.D:don't believe us,it is just a fairly tale.翻譯：A：先生，先生，請給我些面包，謝謝，我餓得不行了。B：（厭惡）讓開，讓開。
（然后便起身離開，這時他的錢包掉到E上頭了）A：先生，先生（A看見后，立即拾起，追上了走遠的B）B：讓開，讓開啊，我沒吃的了，也沒錢了（看也不看A，仍自顧自地走了）C：他真愚蠢啊D：是啊是啊（D點頭附和）A：可……先生……您聽我說……（仍拉著B衣服的后擺）B：挖，你這人怎么這么討厭！（還是沒有回頭看A一眼）C：椅子啊，你會不會覺得剛剛坐在你身上的人特愚蠢？E：唉，人總是這么愚蠢啊~~~~D：是啊是啊與此同時A與B還在糾纏，這時E終于隱忍不住爆發了。E：先生！你的錢包丟了！你怎么這么傻啊。
A與B同時回頭，看見了那會說話的椅子E，嚇昏過去了。這一幕恰巧被經過的F看見了。
于是F就報道了這一事件。F：大家好，我是新聞記者F，今天我看見了一個奇異的現象，一個椅子說話了，兩個人被嚇昏了，下面我將采訪一下被嚇昏的兩個人。
B：哦，上帝，哦，媽媽。F：這個人傻了，我們不鳥他了，下面我采訪一下另一個人吧，請問你為什么不告訴他，他的錢包丟了？A：對不起，我不知道“錢包”這個單詞怎么講……F：通過這一事件，我們可以認識到，掌握一門外語的重要性，以及金錢給人類帶來的影響。
是嗎，椅子？E：是啊，是啊（E傻傻地拼命點頭）C：唉，人可真愚蠢，椅子也被他們弄傻了。D：誰讓這是一個童話呢……。
9.急求英語搞笑四人短劇~~盡量簡單點~~
?fr=ala0 話劇名：吻青蛙就會給你帶來王子 name:kissing a frog can always brings you a prince 需要四五個人：一個旁白，一個公主，一只不愛洗澡的青蛙，一到兩只干凈的青蛙。
需要道具：服裝，一枝花，一張帥哥的照片，還有其它的道具你可以自添加。場景：森林里，破井邊。
旁白（頭上插枝花）：long long ago,a bueatiful princess who was as bueatifull as a。
.（開始思考，突然大悟，取下頭上的花）。
right! * is lonely so the Queen of love promised a prince of frog for her,she told her to go out one day。
..（公出場）。..the princess walks near the castle and。
..公主（以下簡稱公）臺詞：Oh,Venus,Queen of love,can you tell me where is my fate?where is my handsome prince?where is the prince of frog？白：Suddenly,she discovered that she had walked in to a strange forest,when suddenly again, a frog appeared in front of her.（青蛙把王子的照片藏在領子里，出場，蹲在地上，要表現出自己很臟很邋遢，但不能讓人惡心，記住） 公：（驚喜）Oh Venus,thank you my Queen of love,I see it,I see the * me see，（走過去） oh my god,this frog is so。
（聞聞，然后捏住鼻子，猶豫，來回走），is it really the frog for me？（看看周圍，）aren't there any other frogs？這時，早就在場邊待命的干凈青蛙，跳動起來：YES YES other frogs we are here ,see? we are here.（重復說we are here！） 旁白沖過去，敲那些“青蛙”的頭，說：“sh。
.sh。
shut up ,shut up。.." 臟青蛙（很不耐煩）：excuse me my lady? please tell me how long you want to keep me waiting？ 公主：（驚慌，，，趕緊給它洗澡。
）don't be angry lovely little frog,you need a shower first.旁白過來用花把它掃干凈。
白：now the princess is going to kiss her frog.公要親它頭的時候，它突然站起來，吐出（從領子里抽出照片）給公主。說：thank you young lady,the Queen of love told me to give this to you after the shower,she promised me a shower here.公主：what？（大吃一驚） 青蛙：She told me to give this photo to you to thank you for the * you take it,just take it.公：so you are not my frog of prince。
..公主接過照片，青蛙走人，公主看一下，然后暈倒。
白沖過來扶住她，同時大聲念：my dear,the man on the photo is the prince I promise you,tel NO.131232313266。
10.四人初中英語幽默小品要短的
Three explorersThere are three explorers found "valley of hope". It is said that you will be able to get what you want if you shout three things you want and then jump down the valley of hope. There is a love called out "the beauty, beauty! Beauty! Beauty! " Jump to the valley of hope, get a lot of beauty. One of the other explorers shouted "love reading books! Book! Book! " Jump to the valley of hope, and get a lot of books. Finally, an explorer is a person but now irresolute and hesitant, but do not know what is good. He thought for hours, and finally knew what he wanted. But he just went to the edge of the cliff, he tripped over the edge of the cliff stone, fell off the bottom, shiguwucun。
中文：三個探險者有三個探險者意外找到‘希望之谷’。
傳說喊三聲你想要的東西，然后跳下‘希望之谷’就能得到你想要的東西。其中有一個探險者喜歡美女，就62616964757a686964616fe4b893e5b19e31333363363530大喊‘美女！美女！美女！’再跳下‘希望之谷’，就得到了很多美女。
其中另一個探險者喜歡讀書就大喊‘書！書！書！’再跳下‘希望之谷’，就得到了很多書。最后一個探險家是一個優柔寡斷的人，但現在卻不知道要什么東西好。
他想了好幾個小時，終于知道要什么東西好了：還是鈔票最管用。但是他剛走到懸崖邊，就被懸崖邊的小石子絆倒了，摔下谷底，尸骨無存。
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