華閱文章網1.初一英語小品帶翻譯,越短越好
請看看再說把！ A（衣衫襤褸） B（衣著光鮮） C小花 E椅子 F新聞記者
B坐在E上吃東西，A一乞丐上前
A：先生，先生，請給我些面包，謝謝，我餓得不行了。
B：（厭惡）讓開，讓開。（然后便起身離開，這時他的錢包掉到E上頭了）
A：先生，先生（A看見后，立即拾起，追上了走遠的B）
B：讓開，讓開啊，我沒吃的了，也沒錢了（看也不看A，仍自顧自地走了）
C：他真愚蠢啊
A：可……先生……您聽我說……（仍拉著B衣服的后擺）
B：挖，你這人怎么這么討厭！（還是沒有回頭看A一眼）
C：椅子啊，你會不會覺得剛剛坐在你身上的人特愚蠢？
E：唉，人總是這么愚蠢啊~~~~
與此同時A與B還在糾纏，這時E終于隱忍不住爆發了。
E：先生！你的錢包丟了！你怎么這么傻啊。
A與B同時回頭，看見了那會說話的椅子E，嚇昏過去了。這一幕恰巧被經過的F看見了。于是F就報道了這一事件。
F：大家好，我是新聞記者F，今天我看見了一個奇異的現象，一個椅子說話了，兩個人被嚇昏了，下面我將采訪一下被嚇昏的兩個人。
B：哦，上帝，哦，媽媽。
F：這個人傻了，我們不鳥他了，下面我采訪一下另一個人吧，請問你為什么不告訴他，他的錢包丟了？
A：對不起，我不知道“錢包”這個單詞怎么講……
F：通過這一事件，我們可以認識到，掌握一門外語的重要性，以及金錢給人類帶來的影響。是嗎，椅子？
E：是啊，是啊（E傻傻地拼命點頭）
C：唉，人可真愚蠢，椅子也被他們弄傻了.
A:sir,sir,please give me a piece of * you,sir.I'm hungry to die.
B:get away,get away,dirty man.
A:sir,sir!!
B:run away,please run away.I have no food,and I don't have money,either.
C:hey,xiao D,he is so foolish,isn't he?
A:but。.sir。.please listen to me。..
B:wa,why are you so disgusting!!
C:hey,chair,do you feel the man sat on you a moment ago is very stupid.
E:ai,pretty flower,do you know,men are always very silly.
E:sir!you lost your wallet!can't you be more clever?
F:good morning,everybody.I'm a jonrnist F. Today I saw a very weird thing--a chair open her mouth,and two men are frightened to *,I will intenview the two nozzy man.
B:wo,my god,wo,my,mum.
F:I'm sorry to tell you this man has been * needn't take notice of * me interview the other man,hello,man,can you tell men why didn't you tell him he lost his wallet?
A:I'm sorry,I don't know how to speak "錢包" in english。。
F:dear audience,through this thing we can learn that how improtant it is to mastery a foreign language,and how lagre the money affect * that all right,chair?
E:yes,yes.
C:ai,men is so silly.
2.四人英語小品帶翻譯簡單明了
龜兔賽跑（Hare and tortoise） Bird: Friends, friends, come here and have a look. （伙伴們，伙伴們，快來看啊！）The hare and the tortoise will have a match again. （小兔和烏龜又要比賽了。）
Monkey: The hare and the tortoise will have a match？ （小兔和烏龜又要比賽了？） Didn't the hare lose last year? Why do that again？ （小兔不是輸了嗎？怎么還要比呀？） Bird: Yes, the hare lost the match last year, and her mother was too angry to eat anything in two days. （是的，小兔去年輸了，兔媽媽氣得兩天沒吃任何東西。） Mother hare order them to have a match again this year. （兔媽媽命令他們今年再比一次。）
Monkey: Oh, so it is. （原來是這樣。） Together: ( Music)。
! Monkey: Everybody, the match begins. （各就各位，比賽開始了。） I'm the referee. （我是裁判） Hare and tortoise, ready？ （小兔烏龜，準備好了嗎？） Mother hare: Honey! Honey! Come on！ （親愛的！親愛的！快過來！） Have some coffee. （喝些咖啡。）
Hare: Mom, oh, I can't drink it all. （媽媽，哦，我喝不下了。） Mother hare: It can help you keep alert on the way. （它可以讓你精精神神的。）
My little dear! Drink it quickly！ （親愛的！快點喝了它！） Monkey: Mother hare, the match is going to begin. （兔媽媽，比賽要開始了。） Mother hare: Ah! The match is going to begin. （啊！比賽要開始了。）
Monkey: Please ready, go！ （預備，跑！） Birds: Come on, come on！ （加油，加油！） Tortoise will be the winner. （烏龜贏！） Tortoise will be the winner. （烏龜贏！） Hare: Yi? I know this tree, oh, yes! The grass is very soft. （我認識這棵樹，是的，草軟軟的。） I fell asleep comfortable under the big tree. （樹下睡覺舒舒服服的。）
This time I won't sleep. （這次我不會再睡了。） Oh? There are two routes. Here or there? Which one？ （這里有兩條路，這兒？那兒 ？哪條啊？） Mom, mom, help me, help me！ （媽媽，媽媽，幫幫我，幫幫我。）
Tortoise: Hare, let me tell you, turn to the right. （小兔，我告訴你，向右。） Hare: Ah! Tortoise, you're here? So fast！ （啊！烏龜，你跑到這兒了？這么快！） Come on, come on！ （我得加油了！） He's my opponent, Can I believe him? choose the right way?No！ （他是我的對手，我能相信他走右邊嗎？不！） After I run farther, he will turn to the left， （等我跑遠了，他再往左一拐。）
Then I will lose the match. （那我就要輸了這場比賽。） Oh, yes, I should choose the left way. Run faster！ （哦，是的，我應該選走邊，快跑！） Tortoise: Hare, hare, you've gone a wrong way. （小兔，小兔，你跑錯路了。）
Come back, come back. （回來，回來。） My friends come and help me！ （伙伴們，快過來，幫幫我！） Together: Tortoise, why don't you run fast？ （烏龜，你為什么不快跑？） Mother hare: Oh, tortoise, Is it your turn to sleep under the tree this time？ （哦，烏龜，這次是不是輪到你在樹下睡覺了？） Tortoise: Mother hare, look! Your daughter's got a wrong way. （兔媽媽，看！你女兒跑錯路了。）
Mother hare: Oh, my god, why? Why is she going there？ （哦，天啊，為什么？她為什么會去那兒？） Didn't you tell her it's a wrong way？ （你沒告訴她那條路是錯的嗎？） Tortoise: I told her, but she didn't believe me. （我說了，但是她不相信我。） She said “mother told me the opponent is the enemy. I couldn't believe you.” （她說“媽媽告訴我對手就是敵人。
我不能相信你。”） Mother hare: Yes, I said that. （我是說過。）
My daughter's got a wrong way, she can't win the match. You run please！ （我女兒跑錯路了，她不能得冠軍了，你跑吧！） Tortoise: Mother hare, she's got the wrong way, it's unfair to her, I must find her. （兔媽媽，她跑錯路了，這樣對她不公平，所以我必須找到她。） Hare mother: Tortoise, you, you're a good boy. （烏龜，你，你是個好孩子，） The match won't go on. My daughter loses at the very beginning because of me. （比賽不用進行了，因為我的錯誤，我女兒在起跑線上已經輸了。
咳！） Tortoise: Mother hare, it's not important to win or lose the match. （兔媽媽，誰是冠軍不重要。） Let's call her back,OK？ （讓我們把她喊回來吧！） Together: Yes, you are right. OK！ （是的，你說的對。）
Hare, hare, come back. Come back. （小兔，小兔，回來。回來）。
3.四人英語小品帶翻譯簡單明了
龜兔賽跑（Hare and tortoise） Bird: Friends, friends, come here and have a look. （伙伴們，伙伴們，快來看啊！）The hare and the tortoise will have a match again. （小兔和烏龜又要比賽了。）
Monkey: The hare and the tortoise will have a match？ （小兔和烏龜又要比賽了？） Didn't the hare lose last year? Why do that again？ （小兔不是輸了嗎？怎么還要比呀？） Bird: Yes, the hare lost the match last year, and her mother was too angry to eat anything in two days. （是的，小兔去年輸了，兔媽媽氣得兩天沒吃任何東西。） Mother hare order them to have a match again this year. （兔媽媽命令他們今年再比一次。）
Monkey: Oh, so it is. （原來是這樣。） Together: ( Music)。
! Monkey: Everybody, the match begins. （各就各位，比賽開始了。） I'm the referee. （我是裁判） Hare and tortoise, ready？ （小兔烏龜，準備好了嗎？） Mother hare: Honey! Honey! Come on！ （親愛的！親愛的！快過來！） Have some coffee. （喝些咖啡。）
Hare: Mom, oh, I can't drink it all. （媽媽，哦，我喝不下了。） Mother hare: It can help you keep alert on the way. （它可以讓你精精神神的。）
My little dear! Drink it quickly！ （親愛的！快點喝了它！） Monkey: Mother hare, the match is going to begin. （兔媽媽，比賽要開始了。） Mother hare: Ah! The match is going to begin. （啊！比賽要開始了。）
Monkey: Please ready, go！ （預備，跑！） Birds: Come on, come on！ （加油，加油！） Tortoise will be the winner. （烏龜贏！） Tortoise will be the winner. （烏龜贏！） Hare: Yi? I know this tree, oh, yes! The grass is very soft. （我認識這棵樹，是的，草軟軟的。） I fell asleep comfortable under the big tree. （樹下睡覺舒舒服服的。）
This time I won't sleep. （這次我不會再睡了。） Oh? There are two routes. Here or there? Which one？ （這里有兩條路，這兒？那兒 ？哪條啊？） Mom, mom, help me, help me！ （媽媽，媽媽，幫幫我，幫幫我。）
Tortoise: Hare, let me tell you, turn to the right. （小兔，我告訴你，向右。） Hare: Ah! Tortoise, you're here? So fast！ （啊！烏龜，你跑到這兒了？這么快！） Come on, come on！ （我得加油了！） He's my opponent, Can I believe him? choose the right way?No！ （他是我的對手，我能相信他走右邊嗎？不！） After I run farther, he will turn to the left， （等我跑遠了，他再往左一拐。）
Then I will lose the match. （那我就要輸了這場比賽。） Oh, yes, I should choose the left way. Run faster！ （哦，是的，我應該選走邊，快跑！） Tortoise: Hare, hare, you've gone a wrong way. （小兔，小兔，你跑錯路了。）
Come back, come back. （回來，回來。） My friends come and help me！ （伙伴們，快過來，幫幫我！） Together: Tortoise, why don't you run fast？ （烏龜，你為什么不快跑？） Mother hare: Oh, tortoise, Is it your turn to sleep under the tree this time？ （哦，烏龜，這次是不是輪到你在樹下睡覺了？） Tortoise: Mother hare, look! Your daughter's got a wrong way. （兔媽媽，看！你女兒跑錯路了。）
Mother hare: Oh, my god, why? Why is she going there？ （哦，天啊，為什么？她為什么會去那兒？） Didn't you tell her it's a wrong way？ （你沒告訴她那條路是錯的嗎？） Tortoise: I told her, but she didn't believe me. （我說了，但是她不相信我。） She said “mother told me the opponent is the enemy. I couldn't believe you.” （她說“媽媽告訴我對手就是敵人。
我不能相信你。”） Mother hare: Yes, I said that. （我是說過。）
My daughter's got a wrong way, she can't win the match. You run please！ （我女兒跑錯路了，她不能得冠軍了，你跑吧！） Tortoise: Mother hare, she's got the wrong way, it's unfair to her, I must find her. （兔媽媽，她跑錯路了，這樣對她不公平，所以我必須找到她。） Hare mother: Tortoise, you, you're a good boy. （烏龜，你，你是個好孩子，） The match won't go on. My daughter loses at the very beginning because of me. （比賽不用進行了，因為我的錯誤，我女兒在起跑線上已經輸了。
咳！） Tortoise: Mother hare, it's not important to win or lose the match. （兔媽媽，誰是冠軍不重要。） Let's call her back,OK？ （讓我們把她喊回來吧！） Together: Yes, you are right. OK！ （是的，你說的對。）
Hare, hare, come back. Come back. （小兔，小兔，回來。回來）。
4.英語劇本,帶翻譯的,搞笑,短一些,3個人演
校園小品劇本：搞笑幽默相聲小品短劇本臺詞 校園小品 人物：團支書，小艾，小玲，小伍 場景：教室 團支書：同學們，同窗們，同志們，同胞們，同。
同。
同什么們！請大家聽我說一句！三人：說吧。
團支書：你們聽不聽啊？三人：聽著呢！團支書：真的聽？三人：真的！團支書：確定？三人：確定。團支書：不反悔？三人：不反悔。
團支書：你們是認真的？沒騙我？三人：你說不說啊？團支書：噢，我開始說了！----我要說什么來的？三人暈倒。團支書：啊！！！！對了！三人坐起。
團支書：我真的忘了我要說什么！三人又暈倒。團支書：好了，言歸傳正，你們再不能醉死夢生了！你們一定要自強不息，自告奮勇，自，自，自。
好好改過，抵制日貨！小玲：這都什么亂七八糟的！團支書：小玲！你為什么上課要睡覺？小玲：我困故我睡！團支書：你為什么不在宿舍睡？小玲：我也想啊！可老師不讓走！團支書：你就不能下課睡？小玲：我下課了也睡！團支書：那你晚上做什么？小玲：你晚上做什么？團支書：睡覺啊！小玲：我們這個習性一樣！團支書：你除了睡覺還做什么？小玲：很重要的事！----吃飯 2009-3-6薦 小品：相聲下載|小品：搞笑臺詞|小品：二人轉|小品：非誠勿擾|小品：傻子上學Campus sketch script: funny humorous short crosstalk sketch script lines Campus sketch Characters: competitive person, little moxa, xiao ling, xiao wu Scene: the classroom Competitive person: the classmates, classmates, comrades, fellow citizens, with。With。
With what!Please listen to me say!Three people: go *itive person: do you listen to?Three people: listening!Competitive person: really?Three people: really!Competitive person: sure?Three people: *itive person: don't go back on our word?Three people: don't go back on our *itive person: are you serious?Don't lie to me?Three: you speak?Competitive person: oh, I began to say!- what do I say?Three people *itive person: ah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Right!Three people sitting *itive person, I really forgot what I say!Three people fainted *itive person: ok, return to preach is, you can no longer drunk death dream life!You must be unyielding, volunteered, since, since, since。Good good rehabilitation, boycott Japanese goods!Xiaoling: what is this mess!Competitive person: xiao ling!!!Why are you in class to go to sleep?Xiaoling: I'm sleepy I sleep!Competitive person: why don't you sleep dormitory?Xiaoling: I also want to!But the teacher won't let go!Competitive person: can't you go sleep?Xiaoling: class is over I also sleep!Competitive person: what you do at night?Xiaoling: what are you doing at night?A competitive person: go to bed!Xiaoling: our habits!Competitive person: what do you do in addition to sleep?Xiaoling: very important!Eating - The 2009-3-6 recommendation Download: crosstalk | sketch: funny lines | sketch: the men | sketch: if you are the one | sketch: a fool to go to school。
5.英語小品劇本+翻譯
甲：Hello,every one, have you ever seen the movie? Yeah, you are right, I'm the director-- Cameron Diaz, applaud , thank you。
.Recently, I will direct a new movie called < Avatar 2 >, today, there will be a audition and I will select three actresses who can get the chance to perform in this film with famous actress---Anne Hathaway,OK, let's begin. At first , talent show, number one, let's welcome.乙：（風情萬種，妖嬈嫵媚地走進來，給觀眾一個飛吻）：oh,honey,dear,sweet,darling director, the most beautiful charming, sexy girl is coming , every body knows me, right? Yeah, I'm Nicole Kidman, open your eyes as big as you can and hold your breath, there will be a unique, fantastic dance show for you, I believe that all of you will be crazy about it ，（打個響指） come some music.（搞笑舞，自由發揮）. （跳完，鞠躬，向觀眾謝幕）， thank you，（面向導演）， honey, is it a wonderful performance？ 甲：（作目瞪口呆狀），乙：（在甲眼前晃手），oh, darling, are you Ok？甲：eh。my god, have you use some stimulant drugs this morning, you make my nerves nervous. Get out , next one.乙：oh no 。
sweet ,you break my heart。（掩面離去） 丙：oh it seems to be serious. God bless me（畫個十字架，鎮定地走到甲面前，伸出手）， nice to meet you, director.甲：（與之握手），nice to meet you too,so, introduce yourself please.丙：I'm Celine Dion, you know, I don't have too many achievements, I just won five Grammy awards, 12 World Music Awards, 7 American Music Awards , 21 Juno Awards and（做沉思狀） oh, I forget it , a Oscar Award， （同學鼓掌，乙作安撫狀），oh, calm down, calm down,it's just a piece of cake for me ,you know, I。
.甲：ok ,stop, time is limited, just begin 丙：OK!!! I'll use my first signature song to conquer you --my heart will go on, just enjoy *, far, wherever you are i believe that the heart does go on once more, you opened the door（甲stop stop，丙不理，繼續作深情狀） and you're here in my heart,and my heart will go on and on.甲：guard ,guard,help,drag this mad woman *, I'm dying,hope the next one will give me a surprise 丁：（對著乙的背影，沉思狀）to be,or not to be,it's a question！（走到甲面前牽起她的手做親吻狀），I'm glad to see you,my dear princess.甲（做嬌羞狀）：oh, it's really a big surprise,so what's your name？丁：My name? Oh, wait a minute. Do you know Trish Regan？（甲，白癡的搖頭），eh..,it's ok,then how about Robin Meade？（搖頭），and Melissa Theuriau？（搖頭），（丁，情緒激動），you know nothing, how can you sit in here.甲（指門，氣憤狀），you you you。..丁：ok ok, it doesn't matter, you needn't learn about them, but you must know me, the most famous hostess who will catch up with those person and become the greatest poet---oprah！甲：I don't care who you are, just show me your talent.丁：ok ,listen,one poem,I have had found my best love, but I didn't treasure her. When I lost her, I regret. It's the most pain in the world. If God can give me another chance, I will say there words to her “I love you”！ 甲（起雞皮疙瘩狀）：oh, I can't stand, show you the door，丁（轉身離開，繼續臺詞）：If there is a time limit, I hope, it is （回頭，對甲）10 thousand years.甲：oh, it's really a terrible ,awful, horrible day,why it is such difficult to find an excellent *, I'm dying,you three, come here，三人跑進來，乙嫵媚狀：honey, you like my dance,right？丙鎮靜狀：director,you like my singing,right？丁深情狀：princess,you like my poet,right？三人同聲：we are past,right？甲：eh..Thank you for your eh..Wonderful performance,but,I'm sorry to tell you 。
.（接電話） What? Nobody comes here except they three,oh。god.（掛電話，低頭），you three，（抬頭），pass！三人歡呼，說：we make it,we are superstar！ 乙（甜蜜狀）：that's very sweet of you,we love you so much（飛個吻） 甲：you know, you are not good enough now, but I'm look forward to your * you have confidence？三人齊答：yes,we do！甲伸手，三人搭上，同聲，fight,fight,fight!。
6.英語短劇劇本五個人的幽默的帶翻譯
英語短劇劇本1 Three Times' Beating Monster 人物：T唐僧 S：孫悟空 E：豬八戒 J：沙僧 B：白骨精 B1:B變成的村姑 B2:B變成的太婆 B3:B變化成的老頭 N：哪吒 T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?S: Bajie,map!E： （摸出，遞給S） S: Look,master （湊近T）………（T、S一齊轉向E） T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, nof to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you!E: Oh,master!Forgive me（伸手拿回） T： （縮手）I'll keep it for you until we reach the west E: But…… T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?E： （遞）*…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can't walk on any more！（坐）My stomach doesn't allow So.S: Fat Pig!E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will……….S: You will what（兇相）？E： （軟禁）I will help you catch fleas（跳蚤）.S: Hm!T：（輕咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?E: You see ,master is hungry,too!T: Baijie!Don't forget who ate my last meal!J: But master,if a monster comes while brother monkeg is away…..T: Em…….It is a *,do you have any idea?S: No problem！（安裝）（B已躲在一旁偷看） E: This is…..？S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master's books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it!T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power!S: Bye！（走） T: Let's play cards！（三人開始打牌）音樂《斗地主》B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.（變成B1） B1： （接近三人，望著）Can I join you?T: I'm sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three people are enough.B1： （在一旁觀看）Oh,Chance! Bomb!T: Bomb？（打出） B1: Double King!T: Oh….I win! Em……，Lady,you are a master-hand. Come in and teach me！（準備開電網門） S： （回來，看見B1）Oh,monster！（上前就打） B1： （倒）Ah…… T： （氣憤）Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher!S: She is a monster!T: Nonsense！（深呼吸） S: Oh,please don't…… T:It's too late！（唱）Once more……you open the door…（泰坦尼克主題曲，走音離譜） S: Please,Please,oh,no……（痛苦抱頭） T： （嗆住，咳）Wukong,I'm disappointed with you!B： （真身出現）Hm!Sun Wukong, I'll teach you a lesson！（變成太婆） B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?T: Daughter？。
（連忙擋住地尸體）No,sorry！（陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T擋） S： （咬牙切齒）You monster, I'll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T頭，T暈，S再打死B2) E&J: Are you Ok, master？（扶T） J: Look，（伸食指）how many?T:Two…..（暈乎乎地）Sun Wukong, game over！（變成B3） B3： （看到B1,B2尸體）Oh….，my daughter, my wife! Who did it？！！（哭喊） S: I'll kill you, monster！（打） T： （想阻止，未及）You,you。..（險些暈，E,J扶住 ）You have killed three lives!S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!!S： （悲，離去）（音樂，營造 “假”悲傷氣氛）《人鬼情未了》E: Master, brother Monkey is。
.T: Scratch! Don't mention that guy any more!B： （出現） Ha,ha,ha！（三尸體B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飄”走） T： （驚）You are。
B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被擊退) B： （抓住T）I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha。
S： （悄悄走到B后，打B,B暈）A thousand years later.T: Wukong?E: Oh,Brother Monkey!J: Our hero is back!T: I,I can't understand。
What happened?S: Master,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!T: How,how did you find out?S： （沉默）。
.Monkey's intuition（直覺） N: Excuse me, where is the cniminal?S; Ah。
you are too late ,Nezha！（對T）I've called the police.N： （搖醒B）You are under arrest .（出示證件）You have the right to remain silent If you give up the right, anything you will say can and will be against you in a court of law！（帶走B） T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry（小聲） S: What?T: I'm sorry.S: Em? Louder,please?T: I。
am。
sorry。
..(S 捂耳)（音樂響）《敢問路在何方》（這個放伴奏） T: Let's go guys！（ 歌） S: You are carrying the luggage, I am leading the horse.E: Say goodbye to the sun, Welcome evening glow.J: Sleeping on the ground, again we set out set out, again we set out.T.S.E.J: Ah。
Ah。
Sleeping on the ground again we set out.T: One after the other the seasons go by,and ohe after the other, the year go on. You wonder where the road is. The road is under your feet.T.S.E.J: You uonder 。
7.搞笑簡短的英語小品
The little girl liked wearing a red coat. So everybody called her Little Red * day, her grandma had a cold. Her mother said to Little Red Coat, “my dear, send some bananas and cakes to your grandma.”As she walked through the forest, a wolf saw her, “Hello, litter girl. Where are you going?”“I'm going to my grandma's house. She has got a cold.” Said Little Red Coat.“Where does she live?” asked the wolf.“She lives in the house near the forest. There are some big trees in front of her house.” Said Little Red Coat. “Bye-bye, little girl.” The wolf ran to the grandma's *a asked, “Who is it?”“It's me, Little Red Coat.” said the wolf.“Come in, please.”The big wolf opened the door and walked into the room. He ate Grandma * put on Grandma's coat and trousers. Then he lay in * Red Coat walked into her grandma's room. “What big eyes you have got, Grandma!” she said.“Because I want to see your pretty face.”said the wolf.“What a big mouth you have got, Grandma!”she said.“Because I want to eat you, my dear.”said the wolf.“Oh, no!”cried the little * bad wolf ate Little Red Coat, * wolf was sleeping on Grandma's * this time, a hunter came and saw the wolf. “What a big stomach he has got! Grandma must be in his stomach.”thought the * hunter cut open the wolf. Grandma and Little Red Coat were still alive. They jumped out of the *a and Little Red Coat were very happy. “Thank you.”they said to the hunter.
幫你沾來的，呵呵
8.英語2人小品劇本帶翻譯
An English play---- Pig Guy has been defeated by Monkey King悟空：師傅，是不是太累了？休息一下再走吧。
Master, are you tired? Let's have a rest.唐僧：沒關系，前面不遠就有人家了，到了那里再休息吧。 I am fine. Let's have a rest later. Look! There is a house over there.悟空仔細地攙扶唐僧繼續行走，同時另一邊老頭、老媽、小媳婦出場。
小媳婦（做哭狀）：爹、媽，我……Daddy, mommy, I, I …老頭：女兒，快走吧，不然那豬精來了，就走不了了。 Honey, hurry up. The spirit is coming soon.小媳婦走幾步又回頭跑回老媽的懷里，抱頭痛哭。
老頭在一邊嘆息，擦淚。唐僧、悟空走到他們面前。
悟空：師傅，到了。Master, here we are.唐僧（走到老頭面前行禮，悟空看見了正在哭的母女倆，覺得奇怪，上下打量）：老施主，我是從東土大唐前往西天取經的和尚，想借貴地休息一晚，不知方便否？Excuse me, sir. I am the monk from the east. Can we stay over here tonight？老頭（做哽咽狀）：哦，是東土大唐來的高僧啊，可以可以。
（別過臉去繼續哭泣）Oh, you are the monk from the east. Sure. Sure, come in, please ……唐僧正在奇怪，老媽聞聲抬起頭，仔細打量唐僧，突然撲到唐僧面前。老媽：高僧啊，你可要救救我的女兒，救救我們一家啊。
Master, please save my daughter, save my family…唐僧：老施主休要傷心，有什么事慢慢說。Don't be sad, madam. Take it easy. What happened？老頭：高僧有所不知，我們這里有一只豬精，今天要來跟我女兒成親，大家都斗不過它，現在正準備把女兒送出去逃避Master, there is a spirit here. He wants to marry my daughter, tonight. We are all afraid of him. 唐僧：施主莫怕，我這徒弟本領高強，也許他能幫上你們。
Calm down, sir. My apprentice has great capability. Maybe, he can help you.老頭：唉，高僧啊，以前也來過自稱本領高強的師傅，結果都被這豬精打跑了。今天你們就躲著別出來了吧。
Alas! , master, there have been many people who boast to be very capable. But every time, they were defeated by the spirit. You'd better keep away tonight.悟空：噢，有這么厲害的妖怪？我倒要會他一會。待會你們只管躲起來，外面發生什么事，都不用管。
What? Is the spirit really so strong? I'd like to see how great he is. All of you just stay inside. Don't come out no matter what happens.這時起了風聲（音樂），老頭一家嚇得站起來混身發抖。小媳婦嚇得直往老媽懷里鉆。
悟空鎮定地舉手示意，讓師傅及老頭一家人躲到房間里面去。自己也手搭涼篷看了看，便不慌不忙地也躲在了門后，露出一段紅袖子。
豬八戒大笑著耀武揚威地走上場來，嘴里大喊：小娘子，我來了。Darling, here I am.站在臺上停一下，見沒有動靜，覺得奇怪，往房屋里看去，見露出一段紅袖子，高興地一拍手掌。
八戒：小娘子還害羞呢，不敢出來見老豬嗎？來，來，來，我們就要是夫妻了，還害什么羞呀。Darling, don't be so shy! Please come to me. Come on, we will be a couple. 豬八戒跑上去輕輕拉住紅袖子，把小娘子拖了出來，小娘子作出害羞的樣子，有時又做出猴子的模樣。
八戒：小娘子，不用怕，我雖然長得丑，但本領高強，一定會讓你過上好日子的。Darling, don't be afraid. Although I am ugly, I am so powerful. I am sure that I can make you happy. 小娘子笑著點頭，抓耳撓腮。
八戒：小娘子，你高興的時候干嘛要像猴子一樣？Darling, why do you look like a monkey ？小娘子：我一高興就覺得癢，所以就抓一抓。When I am happy, I always tickle.八戒：高興就好，高興就好。
我們快入洞房吧。Fine, let's go to the bedroom.八戒拉住小娘子就往房子里面鉆。
小娘子作出動腦筋的樣子，又把八戒拉回來。八戒：哇，小娘子，你好大的力氣啊，干嘛把我拉出來啊？Darling. Why are you so powerful？小娘子：夫君，你這模樣進去會嚇著我的父母的，還是去你家里吧。
Honey, your appearance will frighten my parents. We'd better go to your home.八戒：去我家？那太好了，我們這就走吧。Go to my house?OK. that's a great idea. Let's go.兩人走了幾步，小女子做出腿疼摔了一下的樣子，八戒忙扶起她，作出痛惜的樣子。
小女子：我一個弱女子，哪里能走這么遠？夫君背我吧。I cannot walk any further. Can you carry me on your back？八戒：背你？好，好，好。
誰讓你是我的媳婦呢？Carry you on my back? All right. You're my wife after all. Come on.八戒把小女子背上：娘子，我們這就出發了。Darling, Let's go.小女子（在八戒頭上一點）：走吧，呆子。
Okay. Let's go.音樂響起（直到八戒摔倒）。八戒在臺上走一圈，做出越走越慢，越走越累的樣子。
小女子在他背上抓耳撓腮，非常高興。八戒：小娘子，你怎么這么重啊？Darling, why are you so heavy？ 小女子：不是我重，只怕是你不想背我吧？Do you think so? Don't you want to carry me？）八戒：不，不，不，我背，我背。
Yes, I do. I do. 繼續艱難地走。小女子得意地在背上笑。
八戒體力不支，一跤摔倒，小女子。
9.英語劇本7人版短劇有中文翻譯
英語短劇：TheFoxandtheTiger（狐假虎威）T---TigerF---FoxR---RabbitB---BirdFr---FrogB----BearTiger:I'magreattiger.I'mverystrong.I'mverybrave.I'*I'*tonce,orI'*,there'*eisnothing,*,Iwanttohavearest.(Sleepsoundly)老虎︰我是一只偉大的老虎。
我很堅強。我很勇敢。
我是森林之王。但是我現在很餓。
我必須找到某事。吃一次，否則我會立即死掉。
哦，還有這兒什么也沒有。在這里不算什么，要么。
哦，我想休息一下。（睡得好）Fox:I'*see,I'mprettyandlovely.I'..Mm,Mm,*iciousitis！狐貍︰我是一只狐貍。
你可以看到，我漂亮又可愛。我擅長欺騙0and說謊。
只是現在我騙出一塊肉的船員。它是多么的美味！Tiger:Ah,*,agoodmeal.老虎︰啊，一只狐貍。
一頓好飯。啊，一頓好飯。
Fox:Oh,myGod!WhatshouldIdo?Yes,*,*!Tigersister!Howareyou？狐貍︰噢，我的上帝！我該怎么？是的我有一個好主意。是的一個好主意。
你好！虎姐！你好嗎？Tiger:Notsogood.I'*oeatyou.老虎︰不太好。我現在很餓了。
我想要吃了你。Fox:Oh,mydear!Howdareyousaythat!I'mthekingoftheforest!I'mthekingoftheforest!Ifyouwanttoeatme,.狐貍︰哦，親愛的！你怎么敢這樣說！我是森林之王！我是森林之王！如果你想要吃我，我會讓你死現在。
Tiger:*'tbeliveher.I'.老虎︰她是王。她在騙我。
我真不敢相信她。我是森林的這兒之王。
Fox:Ifyoudon'tbelieveme,.狐貍︰如果你不相信我，只是跟著我，看看誰是森林之王Tiger:*'sgo.老虎︰好。我們走吧。
Rabbit:I'*,*!It'*'tpullitout.兔子︰我是一只兔子。我喜歡吃蘿卜。
啊，一個大蘿卜。哦！太難了。
我不能把它拔。Bird:I'mabird.鳥︰我是一只鳥。
Rabbit:Hi！兔子︰嗨！Bird:Hi!Whataredoinghere,MissRabbit?CanIhelpyou？鳥︰嗨！在這兒干嗎，兔子小姐？我可以幫你嗎？Rabbit:Yes,please.兔子︰是的請。Frog:I'*!Whatareyoudoinghere?WhatcanIdoforyou？青蛙︰我是一只青蛙。
你好！你在這里干什么？你需要什么？R&B:Yes,comeon!R&B︰是啊，來吧！Frog:Ok!I'mcoming！青蛙︰Ok！我來了！Bear:I'*,everyone!Whatareyoudoinghere？熊︰我是一只大棕熊。你好，每個人！你在這里干什么？R,B&F:Comeon!Comeon!*!*comeandhelpus.R、B&F︰來吧！加油！熊先生！你是如此強大。
請到這里來。還有一個大蘿卜。
我們正在拔。請過來幫我們。
Bear:Ok!I'mcoming.熊︰Ok！我來了。Fox:Hello,Bear！狐貍︰你好，熊！Bear:Hi,*,atiger!(runaway)熊︰嗨，狐貍。
哦，一只老虎！（逃跑）Fox:Hello,Frog！狐貍︰你好，青蛙！Frog:Hi,*,atiger!(runaway)青蛙︰嗨，狐貍。哦，一只老虎！（逃跑）Fox:Hello,Bird！狐貍︰你好，鳥！Bird:Hi,*,atiger!(runaway)鳥︰嗨，狐貍。
哦，一只老虎！（逃跑）Fox:Hello,Rabbit！狐貍︰你好，兔子！Rabbit:Hi,*,atiger!(runaway)兔︰嗨，狐貍。哦，一只老虎！（逃跑）Fox:Tiger,Now,*esofrightened!Theyallrunaway！狐貍︰老虎，現在，你看到。
他們是如此害怕！他們都跑開了！Tiger:Yes,*'strue.I'mverysorry..That'*eking.老虎︰是的你是正確的。它是真實的。
非常抱歉了。你是森林之王。
那就算了。我會跑掉。
他是國王。他是國王。
Fox:Wa!*,theturnipbelongstome.狐貍︰哇！還有一個大蘿卜。現在，蘿卜是屬于我的。
10.4人搞笑簡單的英語話劇劇本,帶翻譯一定要簡單的,我是六年級的學
我有很搞笑的，但是是6人FORREST (voice-over) That Momma, she sure was right. It's funny how things work out. EXT. BAYOU LA BATRE/BUBBA'S MOM'S HOUSE - DAY Forrest walks up to a shack on the edge of the Bayou. A group of black kids play in the front yard. FORREST (voice-over) I didn't stay home for long, because I'd made a promise to Bubba. And I always try to keep my promise. So I went on down to Bayou La Batre to meet Bubba's family and make their introduction. Bubba's mother named MRS. BLUE and her other children look at Forrest. MRS. BLUE Are you crazy, or just plain stupid? FORREST Stupid is as stupid does, Mrs. Blue. MRS. BLUE I guess. EXT. BUBBA'S GRAVE - DAY Forrest steps over to Bubba's tombstone. FORREST (voice-over) And of course, I paid my respect to Bubba himself. FORREST Hey, Bubba, it's me, Forrest Gump. I remember everything you said, and I got it all figured out. Forrest pulls out notes from his pocket. FORREST I'm taking the twenty-four thousand, five hundred and six-two dollars and forty-seven cents that I got。
EXT. BAYOU - DAY Forrest walks across a yard where men are cleaning shrimp. FORREST (voice-over) 。 well, that's left after a new hair cut and a new suit and I took Momma out to real fancy dinner and I bought a bus ticket and three Doctor Peppers. Forrest walks along a wooden pier. Forrest pays an old black shrimper a large wad of cash. OLD SHRIMPER Tell me something. Are you stupid or something? FORREST Stupid is as stupid does, sir. EXT. BUBBA'S GRAVE Forrest stands at the grave. FORREST Well, that's what's left after me saying, "When I was in China on the All-America Ping-Pong Team, I just loved playing ping-pong with my Flex-O-Ping-Pong Paddle." Which everybody knows it isn't true, but Momma says it's just a little white lie so it wouldn't hurt nobody. So, anyway, I'm putting all that on gas, ropes and new nets and a brand-new shrimpin' boat. EXT. BAYOU - DAY Forrest steers his shrimping boat. The boat is old and rusty. Forrest unleashes his nets as his catch of the day drops to the deck. It is a bunch of garbage and shells. Forrest picks up one shrimp. FORREST (voice-over) Now, Bubba had told me everything he knows about shrimpin', but you know what I found out? Shrimpin' is tough. EXT. DOCKS Forrest pulls a couple of shrimp out of a bucket. FORREST I only caught five. OLD SHRIMPER A couple of more, you can have yourself a cocktail. The old shrimper begins to walk away, then stops and looks at Forrest. OLD SHRIMPER Hey, you ever think about namin' this old boat? FORREST (voice-over) I'd never named a boat before, but there was only one I could think of. Forrest paints a name on the side of his boat. The name is "Jenny." FORREST (voice-over) The most beautiful name in the wide world.譯文：福勒斯特（畫外音），媽媽，但她絕對是對的。
這是有趣的事情怎么工作。分機。
河口啦BATRE /布巴的媽媽的家——的一天福勒斯特走到一間小木屋在邊緣的河口。一群黑人孩子踢前面的院子。
福勒斯特（畫外音）我沒在家待太長時間，因為我犯了一個保證布巴。我總是努力保持我的承諾。
所以我就下到河口啦Batre滿足布巴的家庭和使他們的介紹。布巴的母親給布魯太太和她的其他孩子看，福勒斯特。
布魯太太你是不是瘋了，還是天生就這么蠢？福勒斯特蠢人做蠢事，夫人藍色的。布魯太太我猜一猜。
分機。布巴的墳墓——天福勒斯特步驟到布巴的墓碑上。
福勒斯特（畫外音）當然，我也去看望了布巴本人。福勒斯特：嘿，布巴，是我，福勒斯特?甘普。
我記得你說的一切，我讓所有事情都盤算好了。福勒斯特從口袋里掏出筆記。
福勒斯特，我將花二萬四千、五百和六十二美元和美分，我得到……47個分機。河口——天福勒斯特橫跨一個院子的男人都是清潔蝦。
福勒斯特（畫外音）……嗯，這是一個新發型后留下的和新衣服，我把媽媽去豪華晚宴而我買了車票和三個醫生辣椒。福勒斯特沿著一個木制的碼頭。
福勒斯特一個老黑shrimper支付一大把的鈔票。老SHRIMPER告訴我一些。
你是蠢還是什么？福勒斯特蠢人做蠢事，先生。分機。
布巴的墳墓福勒斯特站在墳墓。福勒斯特好，那就是后留下的我、說、“我中國乒乓球隊，我All-America而已我喜歡打乒乓球，Flex-O-Ping-Pong之中。”
每個人都知道這不是真的，但是媽媽說的話嗎這只是一個小小的善意謊言，這樣它就不會傷害到任何人。所以，無論如何，我把所有的氣體、繩子和新的網、全新的shrimpin的船。
分機。河口——天福勒斯特steers蝦船。
他這只船是古老而生銹。福勒斯特釋放他的網作為他釣的一天滴到甲板上。
它是一堆垃圾和貝殼。福勒斯特撿起一個蝦。
福勒斯特（畫外音）現在，布巴曾告訴過我所有他知道的關于shrimpin '，但你知道我發現嗎？Shrimpin”是很難。