華閱文章網1.要個搞笑雙簧劇本,英文的
雙簧劇本 （供參考） 編劇 賈宗文 演員：甲乙分別由一男一女擔任，要風趣、幽默、滑稽、詼諧。
道具：一把椅子即可。 A and B are: now we both give us a small performance programs: two-man. A: This is a small program is the most prominent characteristic of a light lip. B: Another do - we can not say. A: Generally speaking, if more girls love that. B: Second like to talk, his active boys, do not love wordy. A: This is, to me. B: I do. A: I said Miao. B: I do good. A: I am talking about. B: I do. A: I said quickly. B: I do live. A: Good, Our test. I said that this high mountain water long, crossed over the Yalu River. B: (Action) left向高處a yang, waved his right hand forward. Cross-step to the left leg. A:'s that simple? B: do not know how the bar, called this type of language the United States and its simple crisper, see at a. A: Well, I said that fly over the Pacific. B: (Action) - arms Youth Pre-employment Training fly. A: This is up? B: right, which is up. A: Hey! You will ah. B: I anyway you Easy. You說啥Our will做啥. A: I said this to eat, drink, sleep ----- B: (Action) doing eat, drink, sleep-like-邊說： "simple simple，小菜一碟." A: gossip less, Let It officially began -- A, B in place, a performance that started to do B: Girls love that dress up the big, in fact, you do not know, this is a big boys love the dress. Just dress up technology is not high enough, there is one point I am sorry, it is not often you露一手. This holiday, under a girlfriend about to見一見face, it is not just small things, not careless. I have to spend on the 1212 work, I saw how other people女娃were secretly dress up at school under the幾招are used, properly dressed up with me if Our also on a US. No one will take advantage of these, immediately instructed to wash the left face wash wash right, left right wash wash, wash left wash right, left right wash washing, the washing of washing, washing on the washing, washing on the washing, the wash under washing ------- B: "I do not do it, and this is not jeans unabashedly called son of cloth films，都快washing Black All of also dress up啥！" A: The "do not wash, do not wash and began combing hair." This hair of toiletry dress, it is too important.梳好， that beautiful, that the United States, that beautiful, that the United States, that beautiful, that the United States, that beautiful, that the United States, oh, oh, it prevented the marriage. In short, should be taken seriously. Hair Design is the key. The hairstyle changes now also too fast is really dazzling, "waved stop" just past, "explosive" rushed on the head, L-Type, D-left fraction, fractional right, the flower after flower shawls，五花eight Cai Qi breeze, rolled hair, long hair type, party type, dynamic type of art, modern type, the type is the most popular short hair romantic type, characterized by fewer and fewer, less, less and less , less and less, less, less, less, less and less ------ B: are into skinhead All of went to see my girlfriend! A :----- the short hair skinhead romantic type.。
2.要個搞笑雙簧劇本,英文的
雙簧劇本 （供參考） 編劇 賈宗文 演員：甲乙分別由一男一女擔任，要風趣、幽默、滑稽、詼諧。
道具：一把椅子即可。 A and B are: now we both give us a small performance programs: two-man. A: This is a small program is the most prominent characteristic of a light lip. B: Another do - we can not say. A: Generally speaking, if more girls love that. B: Second like to talk, his active boys, do not love wordy. A: This is, to me. B: I do. A: I said Miao. B: I do good. A: I am talking about. B: I do. A: I said quickly. B: I do live. A: Good, Our test. I said that this high mountain water long, crossed over the Yalu River. B: (Action) left向高處a yang, waved his right hand forward. Cross-step to the left leg. A:'s that simple? B: do not know how the bar, called this type of language the United States and its simple crisper, see at a. A: Well, I said that fly over the Pacific. B: (Action) - arms Youth Pre-employment Training fly. A: This is up? B: right, which is up. A: Hey! You will ah. B: I anyway you Easy. You說啥Our will做啥. A: I said this to eat, drink, sleep ----- B: (Action) doing eat, drink, sleep-like-邊說： "simple simple，小菜一碟." A: gossip less, Let It officially began -- A, B in place, a performance that started to do B: Girls love that dress up the big, in fact, you do not know, this is a big boys love the dress. Just dress up technology is not high enough, there is one point I am sorry, it is not often you露一手. This holiday, under a girlfriend about to見一見face, it is not just small things, not careless. I have to spend on the 1212 work, I saw how other people女娃were secretly dress up at school under the幾招are used, properly dressed up with me if Our also on a US. No one will take advantage of these, immediately instructed to wash the left face wash wash right, left right wash wash, wash left wash right, left right wash washing, the washing of washing, washing on the washing, washing on the washing, the wash under washing ------- B: "I do not do it, and this is not jeans unabashedly called son of cloth films，都快washing Black All of also dress up啥！" A: The "do not wash, do not wash and began combing hair." This hair of toiletry dress, it is too important.梳好， that beautiful, that the United States, that beautiful, that the United States, that beautiful, that the United States, that beautiful, that the United States, oh, oh, it prevented the marriage. In short, should be taken seriously. Hair Design is the key. The hairstyle changes now also too fast is really dazzling, "waved stop" just past, "explosive" rushed on the head, L-Type, D-left fraction, fractional right, the flower after flower shawls，五花eight Cai Qi breeze, rolled hair, long hair type, party type, dynamic type of art, modern type, the type is the most popular short hair romantic type, characterized by fewer and fewer, less, less and less , less and less, less, less, less, less and less ------ B: are into skinhead All of went to see my girlfriend! A :----- the short hair skinhead romantic type.。
3.英文雙簧臺詞
教師節經典雙簧劇本臺詞 搞好英語 A：大家晚上好嗎？（很痛苦，很無助地打招呼，待觀眾響應后）可我過得不咋的啊！ B：哎！人活著真累，站著就想睡，去食堂還排隊，吃飯沒香味，學習啊，特疲憊！ 為啥啊？四六級唄！不和你們聊了，我要去綜合樓前的小樹林里背英語單詞了。
BYE BYE！（回頭面朝觀眾）我還不想當電燈泡呢！得了，就在這兒背吧！ A：（坐在地板上嘰里呱啦背單詞） B：日子過得好難，看到英語就煩，說是不想再考了那是扯淡，離我（扳手指數到7）第七次補考還剩三十二天了。 A：干（HA 念第二聲）呀？沒看到我在這兒背單詞？吵什么吵？ B：哦，不好意思。
我也想在這兒背一會兒單詞。 A：啥？你也在這兒背？這兒？（指地上）就這兒？ B：不錯，就這兒。
雖然地上臟了一點，將就一下算了。（收回A的手指） A：你還將就一下？對不起，我將非常鄭重而又沉重地對你宣稱：這個位子我已經占了。
B：這兒也能占？怎么占啊？A：看來你是不到黃河心不死，不見棺材不落淚。（從地上拿起一張“心相印”牌衛生紙） 看見了吧？一張衛生紙，“心相印”牌的（聞一下）賊香！ B：這--這--這也行啊！ A：占座四大件，大學都傳遍。
沒有書包用坐墊，沒有坐墊用名片，實在不行，衛生紙鋪遍。地球人都知道。
（對B）就差你了。 B：好好，算你行！我是火星上來的行了吧？ A：不像（打量B）像土星上來的。
B：兄弟，咱倆還是背單詞吧。 A：干（HA 念第二聲）這么著急啊？補考四五次了吧？ B：（握A的手）知音知音啊！我補考六次了。
A：放開（甩A的手）誰是 你的知音啊！我才補考四次呢！ B：哎，因為這四級，我都和女朋友黃了。 A：啊！連鎖反應這么大啊了（努力擠眼淚，用吐沫摸在眼角扮眼淚同情0說出來哥們和你一起分擔吧！ B：我不想說。
A：說啊！ B：俺不嘛！（作忸怩狀） A：說出來大家可以和你一起分擔嗎？免得憋在心里悶得慌，大伙兒說是不是啊？（提高聲音） B：哎！（低頭陷入無盡的往事回憶之中）那是在一個月朗風清的晚上 A：（張開雙手）ROMATIC! B：我拉著她的手，放在我手心（拉著A的手）我知道她根本沒有對我生氣（模仿《沖動的懲罰》聲調） A：天還沒黑呢！（模仿B的女朋友） B：沒有人看到我們倆的。 A：討厭！（捶B肩膀） B：小麗啊！你到底喜歡我哪一點啊？ A：不告訴你！ B：我長得不帥！ A：我不在乎！ B：我沒有錢啊！ A：我只要有你就行了。
B：我還有很多壞習慣的，喜歡抽煙，喝酒。 A：哪個男人不抽個煙喝點酒什么的啊。
B：我還會耍流氓！ A：你真討厭！男人不壞，女人不愛！ B：我四級還未過呢！ A：小兔崽四級沒過還有時間泡妞呀！也不撒泡尿照照！ B：就這樣 A：黃了，熟了，可以吃了。說真的，我也不比你好多少啊！ B：敢情你也有苦衷 A：哎，那一次我在225號公共巴士 B：去三好街，老擠了。
A：對了，人都快被擠成相片了。就在這擁擠不堪的巴士上，我是東搖西晃前赴后繼 一不小心-- B：撞死了。
A：你咋就不能說一句好話啊！撞死了誰做你的搭檔啊！踩到后面人的腳了。我回頭一看，原來是一個身材魁梧，黃頭發，藍眼睛，白皮膚-- B：你說老外得了唄！ A：我一看是老外，咱可不能失態，于是我露出一個少男特有的迷人微笑：I'm sorry! B:Oh,I'm sorry too ! A：我這心一想：啊，人家老外 sorry two,Oh,I'm sorry three. B:What are you; sorry for? A：哎呀！這老外是寸步不讓啊，他都Sorry four 了，不行，咱好歹也是學了七八年的啞巴英語了，我連忙說Oh,Oh,Oh,I'm sorry five! B:Sorry five?HA !HA! HA ! A：這老外還敢取笑我，氣剎吾也！I'll give you some colour to see see! B：（模仿老外口音）什么？你要給我一點顏色看看！ A：我一聽，太他媽的傷自尊心了，于是一橫心就打算把這破英語搞好，做一個新時代的有為青年（擺一個姿勢） B：對！咱倆好好學英語，有困難要學，沒有困難創造困難也要學。
A：到那時候《紐約時報》倒著看 B：百老匯大街都走遍 A：好來塢大片全部看 B：中文英文隨便 A：為社會作大貢獻 B：找女朋友的愿望得先實現！ A：只要英語學得好，不怕女朋友跟人跑。以后工作賺美鈔，四級優秀少不了。
B：啥也別說了，就在這兒背單詞吧！ A：還是回去吧，后面還有節目在排隊呢！ B：那走吧！（挽A的手。
4.誰有英文的雙簧臺詞
這6個吧，我在幾個網站上找的： 1 雙簧《樂急生悲》 開場白：今天由咱們兩表演一個雙簧，說到這雙簧呀可有意思了，它要求一個人在前面表演，另一個人在后邊說臺詞，從遠處一看呀，跟一個人似的，這就要求兩人的表演要非常的有默契，非常的配合，要不然雙簧就不叫雙簧了。
趕緊，趕緊，化化裝，正所謂人陪衣服馬配鞍，人不到成不漂亮，這人一到成以后，咱們在看看，還不如不到成呢！接下來給大家帶來的是我們的一個新作叫《樂急生悲》，希望大家喜歡！ 甲：生命城可貴，愛情價更高。為賺人民幣，情愿變人妖。
我還沒有自我介紹，我姓趙，人送外號趙人妖，在場的朋友們以后見到我直接叫我小名就行了，問我的小名叫什么，告訴大家記住，我的小名叫人妖。我是人妖，我是人妖，我真的是人妖嗎！（停停停！！你給我出來，我怎么在你嘴里出來就成人妖了，我是叫人妖嗎？ 乙：對不起，從來，從來！ 甲：我姓趙，我叫趙智翔，媒體說我長相很特別，臉型長的像拖鞋。
就因為這個，好多歌手都因為這個原因為我反唱了一首大家特別喜歡的流行歌曲，從而迅速走紅，啊！什么歌這么有影響力，就是王蓉唱的那首歌《我不是趙忠翔》。謝謝！（停！人家王蓉唱的是這首歌嗎？人家唱的是《我不是黃蓉》，這什么文化水準就在這表演呀！從來啊！）我的工作是搞推銷，推銷產品有絕招，話言巧語直嘮叨，最后不行就撒嬌。
我這個人最大的特點就是身體啵棒，吃牌牌兒香，一輩子從來沒有進過醫院，昨天我出去跑推銷，瞄上一個，說了老半天就是不買我的產品，我跟他耗了三百多里地，終于推銷出去一瓶在廣西財經學院首屆推銷小品大賽中榮獲一等獎參賽作品里提到的產品——腦黑精，為了慶祝推銷成功， 于是一口起連吃了50個咸鴨蛋，剛吃到一半，就得了闌尾炎。呀喲！醫生呀！割闌尾呀！！好多錢呀？ 乙：2000！ 甲：2000！呀！醫生呀！2000你那個刀子就不要往闌尾上割了！你直接往這里來就的了！我把這整條命送給你算了！ 乙：那你說好多錢吧？ 甲：最多80！ 乙：80呀！好！80就80！ 甲：哎呀！便宜呀！！2000被我還價到80！要不說買什么都要還個價呢！80款錢割闌尾！我昨天剁那個魚頭都不止80呀！明天我要把全家人喊來集體一起割闌尾！給你80大夫！快點！快點呀！乘熱呀！ 乙：乘什么熱呀！又不是打鐵！我這是在動手術！準備好呀！啊！對了，問一下你要打麻藥嗎？ 甲：哎呀！你這是要殺豬是怎么的呀？如今殺豬都要打麻藥呢！你怎么不把我這個人給殺了！ 乙：你只有80塊錢！哪里有麻藥打了？ 甲：打麻藥了！怎么不打麻藥了！不打麻藥我叫聲都會把我叫死去了咧！ 乙：打麻藥！那就800塊錢一針！ 甲：800呀！醫生你這是打麻藥呢？還是打XO呢？ 乙：進口麻藥！局部麻醉！ 乙：大夫，那一個牌子的麻藥這么夠力呀？ 甲：含笑九泉牌麻藥，打完以后，就和死的感覺一樣，沒感覺了。
乙：醫生，打聽一下有便宜一點的嗎？ 甲：便宜的有到是有！效果就不敢保證了！喊醒就醒過來的了，而且該麻的地方不麻，不該麻醉的地方長期麻醉的呀！外一以后影響你的生理機能和婚姻生活，我是不負責任的呀！ 甲：啊！打進口的，打進口的醫生呀！打含笑九泉牌的麻藥，便宜貨副作用太大了！我背不起！ 乙：好！打一針！還痛嗎？ 甲：哎呀！到底是錢是錢，貨是貨呀！喊麻就麻了！ 乙：下面準備開膛了啊！征求一下你的意見，這個手術刀還要消毒嗎！ 甲：醫生呀！刀子都沒有消毒的呀！ 乙：消毒費要500塊錢的呀！ 甲：那就不用了！我帶了打火機來了！你把那個刀子在那火上燒兩下是一樣的呀！ 乙：你這個病人滿靈幻的呀！！ 甲：那沒有辦法！碰上你這樣的醫生不靈幻不行呀！ 乙：下面開膛！哎呀！哎呀！出血了！哎呀你這個血滿多的呀！飆好高！你要止一下血嗎？ 甲：當然要止血了！怎么不止血呢醫生？ 乙：你是用止血紗布呢還是用抹布呢？ 甲：醫生呀！你還有拿抹布止血的呀！ 乙：那止血紗布要500塊錢的呀！ 甲：哎喲！隨你好多錢喲！先把血止住喲！要了我這條老命了！ 乙：對！你有這個態度我就好辦了！先給你把血止住！把傷口打開！把闌尾找出來，一刀割掉！祝賀你！手術圓滿成功！最后問一句！你還要縫起來嗎？ 甲：醫生你打算讓我膛著出去是怎么呀！趟出去那要招蒼蠅呀！ 2 群口雙簧《宿舍悄悄話》 開場白：今天表演一個群口雙簧，，這個群口雙簧是在群口相聲的基礎上得以啟發的，要說到這雙簧呀可有意思了，它要求一個在前面表演，另一個在后邊說臺詞，從遠處一看呀，跟一個人似的，這就要求兩人的表演要非常的有默契，非常的配合，要不然雙簧就不叫雙簧了。趕緊，趕緊，化化裝，正所謂人陪衣服馬配鞍，人不到成不漂亮，這人一到成以后，咱們在看看，還不如不到成呢！接下來給大家帶來的是我們的一個新作叫《宿舍悄悄話》，希望大家喜歡！ 甲“如果女孩都獻出一份愛，孤單男孩將變多么的美好，啦啦啦，啦啦拉，啦啦啦，睡不著”。
乙：喂喂喂，干嗎呢？大半夜還讓不讓人睡覺了，這都新社會了，怎么舊社會剝削勞動人民那一套——半夜雞叫還存在呀！更何況就這嗓子還不如雞叫。
5.雙簧搞笑雙人英語臺詞（要有How many,How much,How often）
bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?BritneySpears14: *inja: Slip out of those pants baby, *ySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, *inja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard *ySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress *inja: Me too *ySpears14: I kiss you softly on your *inja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful *ySpears14: Hey。
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the *ySpears14: Funny I still don't see *inja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the *ySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is *inja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the *inja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 *ySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of *inja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of *inja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard *inja: Baby?--------------BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm *ySpears14: I like your music Em。 Tee *BNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the *ySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show *ySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular *BNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard *ySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me *BNJA: Oh ****BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie p0rn you f*ck *BNJA: Oh ****eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or somethingHow abouot this one?。
6.六年級英語雙簧 不要太難 只需要5到9句左右 要有翻譯 最好搞笑（不苛
Dentist: I'm sorry, madam, but I'll have to charge you twenty-five dollars for pulling your son's tooth. Mother: Twenty-five dollars! But I thought you only charged five dollars for an extraction. Dentist: I usually do. But your son yelled so loud, he scared four other patients out of the office. 昂貴的代價 牙科醫生：對不起，夫人，為給您的兒子拔牙，我得收二十五美元。
母親：二十五美元！可是我知道您拔一顆牙只要五美元呀？ 牙科醫生：是的。但是您兒子這么大聲地叫喚，他都嚇跑四 哈哈 還可以吧。