華閱文章網1.英語短劇2人的劇本 要有中文翻譯哈 簡短
男：Can I buy you a drink？（我可以為你買一杯飲料嗎？）
女：Actually I'd rather have the money.（不必，我我寧愿留下那些錢。）
男：Can I have your name？（直譯：我能有你的名字嗎？）
女：Why? Don't you already have one？ （為什么？你不是已經有一個了嗎？）
男：I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.（我是攝影師。我一直在尋找一張像你這樣的臉。）
女：I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.（我是整形外科醫生。我也一直在尋找一張像你這樣的臉。）
男：Is this seat empty？（直譯：這個座位是空的吧？）
女：Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.（是的，如果你坐下，我的座位就是空的。）
男：Haven't I seen you some place before？（我好像以前在什么地方見過你？）
女：Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.（是的。這就是為什么我不再去那個地方的原因。）
男：Will you go out with me this Saturday？（這個星期六你想跟我出去嗎？）
女：Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.（抱歉。這個周末我頭疼。）
男：I think I could make you very happy.（我想我能讓你非常快樂。）
女：Why? Are you leaving？（是嗎？你是說你要離開？）
搞笑的哦…………
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2.英語（包含音樂）的短小品或者課本劇
旁白：I think everybody knows the Chinese story 狐假虎威. You know the fox cheat the tiger. When the tiger knew the truth, he felt very angry. He hated the fox very much. Can you imagine when the fox meet with the tiger again, what will happen? One day, a new story happens. （一） 琵琶彈奏：《金蛇狂舞》 場景：狐貍在前面跑，老虎在后面追。
老虎一把揪住狐貍，喘三口氣后，將狐貍翻轉過來。 老虎：（暴怒地，用手指指著狐貍的鼻子）You cheat me last time. Cheat me! How dare you! Now, you are dying. Ah ha ha ha！ 狐貍：（背過頭去，小聲地）：Oh, unlucky! What shall I do？ （回過頭來，可憐地）：I feel very sorry for cheating you last time,but, but ,but……（左顧右盼） 老虎：（疑惑地）But what？ 狐貍：（推脫中）But…….（眼睛往遠處上下打量，迷戀狀，腳不由自主地走出去）Beautiful！ 老虎：（一把將狐貍拽回來） What？ 狐貍：（向遠處努努嘴）You girl friend Linda! Look, she's there！ 老虎：（傻呼呼，左右張望，急忙放手去找）Where? Where? Linda, I love you！（狐貍乘機溜走）（l老虎望著空空如也的手） I hate fox！（氣得上竄下跳） （二） 旁白：Unfortunately, after a few days, the tiger meet with the fox again. 老虎在森林里又遇到了溜達中的狐貍，又一下子沖上去把狐貍壓在爪下。
（琵琶撥一下弦，以示緊張的情緒。） 老虎：（暴怒地）Now, you can make a choice. You want me bite you head first or your fat leg first？ （先撫摩狐貍的頭發，再打量狐貍的腿） 狐貍：（回過頭去，表情像遇到鬼）Shit！（又回過頭來，非常可憐狀）（二胡《梁祝》響起） Oh, oh, oh, oh, help yourself to some fox please. I hate myself, too.（狐貍捂著臉痛苦地跪下）My mother says I'm not a good boy. I always tell lies.（狐貍突然躥起來） But, they say, tiger is a kind of strong animal. Maybe the strongest animal in the world. Before I die, can you show me how strong you are？ 老虎：（得意極了，做出各種健美展示姿勢）Of course. I'm a great animal. I'm proud of myself. 狐貍：（試探地）I heard there was a Chinese called 劉翔. He can cover 110 meters in 10 seconds. Can you？ 老虎：（想想就好笑）Wa ha ha ha ! wa ha ha ha! Poor mankind! How slow! Wash your eyes！ （老虎用手將狐貍的腦袋推開）Look！（老虎一溜煙跑了起來） 狐貍：（揮揮手，遠遠望去）sa yu na la！ （二胡配輕松得意的音樂） （三） 旁白：Now, fate plays another joke on the fox .He meet with the tiger again. 老虎變聰明了躲在樹后面，一下子撲住了狐貍。
狐貍：（不解地）Who？ 老虎：（意味深長地）Your old friend! Tiger！ 狐貍：（裝傻地）Oh, haven't see you for a long time. How are you？（狐貍幫老虎整理領子，用袖子幫老虎擦衣服） 老虎：（陰險地）Very very nice! Now, I see my lunch. Dilicious！（狐貍聽了腳抖） 狐貍：（打噴嚏）a ti ! a ti ！ （煞有介事地）I admit I'v cheat you for 3 times. But, you know, it's all for your sake. 老虎：（疑惑地）For my sake？ 狐貍：（可憐巴巴地）Yes. To tell the truth, I'm not a normal fox！ 老虎：（不甘示弱地）I'm not a normal tiger, too. 狐貍：（娓娓道來） I looked it up in the dictionary, and I know, in Chinese, they call me 果子貍。 老虎：（沒明白）果子貍？ 狐貍：（一拍腦袋，假裝想起來）Oh, I forget, you can't speak Chinese！ 老虎：（得意地，想想就好笑地）Wa ha ha ha! Wa ha ha ha ! My mother always tell me :to learn a forgien language is very important! I've learnt Chinese in school! Am I great！ （突然醒悟過來）Wait, what did you say? Chinese call you what？ 狐貍：果子貍。
老虎：果子貍？SARS？ 非典？ 狐貍：（點點頭）Yes！ 老虎：（放開手，大叫著跑了）wa ya！（邊跑，邊擦手） （四） 旁白：From then on, fox become the real King of the forest. 二胡演奏We are the champion 狐貍大搖大擺地走在前面，后面有兩個小嘍羅在敲背。一個小嘍羅敲得重了。
狐貍把手一揮。Go! Go! Go！ 將其趕走。
狐貍走在臺中，大笑起來：Ah ha ha ha ha! Ah ha ha ha ha！ 期間，夾雜著老虎的哭聲。
3.誰有簡短的,容易的英語相聲
一、Little Red Riding Hood 第一場：Little Red Riding Hood家 Mum： （媽媽拿著一個籃子，把桌子上的水果放在籃子里） Little Red Riding Hood：（唱著歌，歡快地跑進來）Hi,mummy, what are you doing? Mum： （一邊把水果放在籃子里，心事重重地說）Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma. Little Red Riding Hood：（邊提起籃子，邊點頭說）Ok! Mum： （親切地看著Little Red Riding Hood說） Be good. Be careful. Little Red Riding Hood: Yes ,*e, mummy. Mum: Bye-bye. Darling. 第二場：在路上 （一陣輕快的音樂由遠而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎著籃子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁） Little Red Riding Hood: Wow!Flowers, how beautiful！ （放下籃子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers. Wolf:(wolf大步地走上臺)I am wolf. I am hungry. （做找東西狀，東張西望） Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going？ （做狡猾的樣子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼） Little Red Riding Hood：（手摸辮子，天真地回答）To Grandma'*a is ill. Wolf：（自言自語）I' ll eat Grandma. But……（對Little Red Riding Hood說）Hey, look! 6 little baby ducks. Little Red Riding Hood：（和6只鴨子隨著音樂翩翩起舞） Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大樹后） Little Red Riding Hood：（停止跳舞）Hello! Baby ducks,how are you? Six Ducks:We' re * you. Where are you going? Little Red Riding Hood:To Grandma'*, I must go, bye. Six Ducks:Goodbye. 第三場：Grandma家 Grandma： （喘著氣出場，顫顫悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床邊，喘了幾口，打幾個哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。）
Wolf：（從樹后出來，邊走邊說）I am very hungry now. （做找尋的樣子）Where is Grandma' s house？ （高興地對觀眾說）Aha , it's here.（敲門）Bang, Bang, Bang. Grandma: Who is it? Wolf：（裝出Little Red Riding Hood的聲音，一邊得意地搖動尾巴，一邊說）It's me. Little Red Riding Hood. Grandma： （邊說邊起床） Come in, come in. Wolf：（得意洋洋地走到床邊） Grandma , I'll eat you. Grandma： （驚慌失措地抓緊衣服，瞪著眼睛，邊叫迫從床上滾到地上） 灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。 Wolf：（得意地拍拍肚子，翹起大拇指）Yummy!I'll sleep. Little Red Riding Hood：（高興地敲門）*a. Wolf：（裝扮成Grandma的聲音） Who is it? Little Red Riding Hood:It's me。
Little Red Riding Hood. What a strange noise! Wolf:Come in, Come in. Little Red Riding Hood：（蹦跳著進來，把籃子放在桌子上，走到床前一看，跳回幾步）Oh! What are big ears! Wolf:I can listen to your sweet voice. Little Red Riding Hood:Wow! What a big eyes! Wolf:I can see you pretty face. Little Red Riding Hood:Oh! What a big hand. Wolf:I can hug you. Little Red Riding Hood：（跪在床前，拉起Wolf的手，邊摸邊說）Look! What a big hands? Wolf：（從床上跳起來說）I can eat you! Little Red Riding Hood：（拼命地跑）Oh!No! No! Wolf：（追到Little Red Riding Hood，做吃狀，拍拍肚子說）It's delicious. I still sleep. I like sleeping. Hunter： （一邊拿著槍，一邊做尋找狀出場）Where's the wolf? Look! A door.（推門）The wolf is sleeping. Wolf：（發出呼呼的響聲） Hunter： （端起槍想打，又放下）What a big stomach！ （摸摸Wolf的肚子）Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside .I must be hurry.（從桌子上拿起剪刀，舉起） Look! Scissors. （做剪Wolf的肚子）Cut, cut, cut. Little Red Riding Hood/Grandma:Thank you. Hunter: Grandma ,give me some needles and thread. Little Riding Hood ,Give me some stones. Grandma： （從桌子上拿來針線） Little Red Riding Hood：（搬來幾個石頭）One, two, three. Hunter： （把小石頭裝進Wolf的衣服里） Grandma: I'll thread it. Hunter： （拿起槍）Woke up! Wolf：（起床，兩手托著大肚子）My stomach is so heavy. Hunter: You big bad wolf, raise your arms! Wolf：（邊跑邊說） Help! Don't shot me! Hunter： （開槍）Bang, bang! Wolf： （應聲倒下） Hunter: The bad wolf is dead. Little Red Riding Hood和Grandma:Yeah! Thank you. 二、T---Tiger F---Fox R---Rabbit B---Bird Fr---Frog B----Bear （ 狐假虎威） Tiger: I'm a great tiger. I'm very strong. I'm very brave. I'm the king of the * now I'm very hungry. I must find sth. to eat at once, or I'll die immediately. Oh, there's nothing here. And here is nothing, either. Oh, I want to have a rest. (Sleep soundly) Fox: I'm a fox. You can see, I'm pretty and lovely. I'm good at cheating 0and telling lies. Just now I cheated a crew out of a piece of meat. Mm, Mm, Mm. How delicious it is! Tiger: Ah, a fox. A good meal. Ah, a good meal. Fox: Oh, my God! What should I do? Yes, I have a good idea. Yes, a good idea. Hello! Tiger sister!。
4.急需5~10分鐘的簡單英語話劇
《孔雀東南飛》（英文搞笑話劇） 本文來自： 恒星英語學習網（） 詳細出處參考：/yingyujuben/2007-03-30/4960. 焦仲卿Johnny(Jforshort)劉蘭芝Lunch(Lforshort) 焦母Johnny'smother(JMforshort)劉母Lunch'smother(LMforshort) 太守之子Mayor'sson(MSforshort)強盜Burglars(ABandC) Prologue (J作被打狀跑上臺，內砸出一卷紙筒，J被打中，狼狽不堪) J:EverybodysaysthatI'mhenpecked,butinfact,I'masstrongasatiger，（小聲）whilemy wifeisWuSong. （指著上臺處的門大聲道）I'mnotafraidofyou！ （內砸出一臉盆，J接住當成盾牌護著頭）Then,I'mafraidofwhom? -*raverthanme, .AllthisIdonotcare. *isnot!！ （內又砸出一卷紙筒，擊中J） MyGod!Whocanhelpme？（下） Act1 （序幕結束時，JM作竊聽狀） JM（拄拐棍上）：Ican！ （對門內）Lunch!Lunch!Whereareyou? L（扎著圍裙，拿著鍋鏟，從門內跳出來）：I'mhere!What'supmum? JM:I'“ dearestmother-in-law”. L:OK.-in-law,what'sup? JM:.Youhavebeensorude,sobrusque,so lazy…… L:But…… JM:Neverinterruptme! L:Neverinterruptme!SinceImarriedyourson,thatterribleJohnny, daylong,cookingandwashing. and…… JM:! L（生氣地揮動著鍋鏟）：Oh,youwantagrandson,don'tyou？（開始解圍裙）Goandaskyour son.I'mleaving！（扯下圍裙，扔在JM的臉上，下） Act2 (LM坐在臺上打毛線，L拿著鍋鏟上) L:Mum,I'mback! LM:Youareback?Why?Whathappened? L:–in-law. LM（驚訝，但隨即露出幸災樂禍的神情）：See!Ihavealreadytoldyou!Whenyouinsistedon ,,butyoudidnotlisten *yourself…… L:But,mum…… LM:Neverinterruptme! L:Mum,I'mnotinterruptingyou.?And I'. LM（大喜）：Nicegirl!Justnow,Imetthemayor'*:“Ifyoudaughter Haven'tbeenmarried,!”Nowyouarefreeagain,I'llgo andtellhim.（下） L（驚愕）：What?Themayor'sson?-hood？（手中的鍋 鏟掉在地上）！（下） Act3 (J睡眼惺忪上) J（邊走邊道）：Lunch!Lunch!Wherearemysocks？ （走了幾步，在地上撿起襪子）Heretheyare！（聞一下） Er!Howsmelly!Theyarestilldirty！ （突然想起）Lunchhasgone!Ihavetowashthemmyself. （他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起來）Oh,I'msohungry!Butthere'snobreakfast！（撿起地上的圍 裙）!Imisshersomuch,!Now shehasgone.. JM（上）：Where'smybreakfast?Where'sLunch?Hasn'tshegotupyet? J:Mum,can'tyouremember?Lunchhasgone! JM（沉吟片刻）：Well,,.Lunchisanice girl,goandtakeherback! J（立正敬禮）：Yesmadam! Act4 (J開心地走著，忽然跳出來三個強盜) A:Heyyou!Stopandlistentous! Theroadisbuiltbyme！（抬腳重重地踩在一塊大石頭上） B:AndIplantedonetree！（亦抬腳踩在同一塊石頭上） C:---（欲踩石頭，但踩到了A的腳） AB&C:Giveusallyourmoney! J（搜遍了每一個口袋，掏出1角硬幣）：Is1maoenough？ （三強盜暈倒狀，接著三人聚在一邊商量） A:Whatbadluck!Thisguyisbroken! B:,! C:Iheardthatthemayor'.WEcangoand robthewedding! A&B:Goodidea! J（驚訝）：What?What??It'simpossible! AB&C:Why?,whatagoodcouple! J:ButLunchismywife!Wehaven'tgotdivorcedyet！ （突然有了主意）I'vegotanidea!,don'tyou?I'llgo withyou.. B:? J:*'vegotthis!(J脫下鞋子從里面摸出一張支票，上書$1,000,000) Act5 （轉眼已到了婚禮之期.MS意氣風發用紅綢牽著新娘上，J蓋著紅蓋頭極不情愿地被拉上臺） （J和三強盜躍至臺中） ABC&J:Heyyou!Stopandlistentous! A:Theroadisbuiltbyme! B:AndIplantedonetree. C:--- J:。
5.求一個短篇高興英語小品
中英文雙語話劇《新梁祝外傳》劇本旁白：話說梁山伯和祝英臺三年前一同來到剛剛成立的武漢新東方書院學習英語。
梁山伯酷愛口語師從口語老師鄧大付學習美國口語，尤其擅長模仿馬丁?路德?金的演講。（旁白暫停，鄧英文“I have a dream ”）。
祝英臺一心夢想出國，夢想有朝一日成為BBC主持人（旁白暫停，祝英文“this is BBC….）最終祝英臺以托福和GRE高分的成績被哥倫比亞大學錄取。在祝英臺臨走的那一天，梁山伯十八里相送在天河機場與祝英臺纏綿告別。
L: Yingtai ,I love you so much and I'll miss you so much.!Z: I love you, too! Don't worry. Shanbo I only love you in this wild world. I'll marry you as soon as I'm back. Wait for me just for two years.L: I'll kiss you across the Pacific Ocean.Z: I'll kiss you from the other side. Wait for me. BoBo旁白：一周以后，祝英臺從美國打來越洋電話。L:Oh, Sweetie, Yintai I miss you so much, miss you every minute every second. Oh my dear. Are you listening to me?Z: Listen, Liang Shanbo. I'm calling to tell you that I loved you. But I think you'd better find a better girl.L: What? Pardon?Z: Because I'll get married.L: Married ? to who?Z: To 英俊瀟灑風流倜儻玉樹臨風的Ma Wencai.. He is so handsome. So rich, even richer than Yu Minhong. And he is good at 葵花寶典。
I love his money and I love his body.L: What are you talking about? You wait and see. I'll give you some color to see see. I'll kill you! I will kill you in America!Z: America? You can come to America? Hahahaha旁白：祝英臺的無端背叛深深傷害了梁山伯脆弱的心靈，他發下毒誓：不殺祝英臺誓不為人。于是重新來到新東方書院學習托福和GRE。
當然他沒有忘記用老生證可以優惠20塊錢。為了能飛越重洋去殺掉祝英臺，他每天提醒自己有一個夢想。
I say to you today, my friends, so even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream.I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and lives out the true meaning of its creed: We hold these truths to be self-evident; that all men are created equal. I have a dream that one day I will kill Zhu Yingtai right in America. It is a dream that deeply rooted in my heart. In my heart.旁白：一年之后，梁山伯也來到了美國，四處尋找祝英臺的下落。終于在紐約街頭找到他當年的愛人祝英臺，而她正和馬文才卿卿我我。
L:Zhu Yingtai, long time no see, huh? Who am I ? I'm Liang Shanbo. I'm here to kill you.Z: Liang….shanbo. Oh, Wencai. He is crazy. He will kill me.M: You! Get out of here.L: You! Get out of here!M： 電話來了。Hello, I'm in wuhan. Ok ok I'll come right nowZ: Please don't go. Just stay, please. He'll kill me.M: I know! But if I stay, he'll kill me by the way..Z: You told me you were good at 葵花寶典？M: Sorry, I'm not good at 葵花寶典. I'm just good at 新華字典。
Z: Oh,you liar. Just get out of here!! (to Liang Shanbo) Oh,darling, you must kill me?L: Yes, I have to. Because I hate you more than I can say.Z: (sing)When we were young, we listened to the MP三， you said you'd love me forever. Don't kill me,ok? Shanbo. I qiu qiu ni..L: No door! (sing) Where you go, whatever you say, I'll be right here killing you. I only know I was born to love you or to kill you. Now I can't love you, the only choice is to kill you.Z： 曾經Once upon a time, there was a true love in front of me, I didn't cherish * I was to meet him again, I wish to say I love you. If you would ask me how long I would love him, I should say ten thousand years. That man is you The only man I love in this wild world is you. Only you.(sing)L: The only woman I want to kill is on-ly you!!Z: Please, you know I love you. I love you just like laoshu ai dami. I want to marry you.L: hehehe Really?Z: Oh, of course. Please don't kill me!!!!L: To kill or not to kill is a question. I don't know. Who can tell me? I put her life in your hands. Everybody here, please tell me kill or not kill?(to kill)L: You hear this. I 'm sorry. But don't worry , I' ll go to heaven together with you.Z: All right kill me, then we'll become two butterflies in the beautiful garden(sing)(sing) Z： 親愛的你別殺我 殺了我你也沒有好結果L： 親愛的我也不想殺 可是大家非得要我殺。
6.急需英文話劇劇本中簡短的對白,做英文演講互動用
建議你買一本 瘋狂英語 ，每本都會有電影里的 一小段 對話。
以前有過 羅馬假日 指環王 等等的。 網上找來的 不如書上的。
大話西游：A Tale of The Journey To The West Once there was true love for me, but I did not treasure it. Now it's too late to regret. Nothing in the world can be more painful than that. If only time could go back, if only God could give me one more chance, I would say to the girl: “I love you.” If you dare ask me how long my love will last, my answer will be at least 10,000 years. 孫悟空 Monkey ( M for short ) 白骨精 Jenny White ( J for short ) 唐僧 Tang Seng ( T for short ) 黃袍怪 Yellow ( Y for short ) 沙僧 Sha Seng ( S for short ) 豬八戒 Piggy ( P for short ) 觀音 Guan Yin ( G for short ) 小妖 Mini Monster ( A B C D ) Act 1 J 照著鏡子上臺，后面跟著一個小妖B手捧一盒化裝品，如Clean &Clear等 J: Another pimple! All these lotion and cream and gel are of no use. What can I do？ 這時4，電話鈴不知趣地響了起來，J不耐煩地從B手中接過聽筒，于是，一個更另她心煩的聲音就在電話那頭響起。 Y: Hello! It's me. J: I know it's you. You've been calling me every day since 400 years ago. Y: And today, I'll ask the same question again. This is the 99th time I ask you to marry me. J對這位契而不舍的追求者已厭煩到了極點。
J: To hell with you! I'm busy with my face now. I've got one more pimple. How terrible! I'll never see anyone unless I can cure it. Y: Ah! That's easy. I just call to tell you that I've read a book, and it said the meat of Tang Seng can make your skin feel as smooth as silk, and make you more beautiful than any other witch in the world. What's more, I've just got the news that Tang Seng will soon come into our territory. We can go and catch him together. Is this idea wonderful? J: All right. All right. I'm going to hang off. 不待Y說完，J就沒好氣地掛斷了電話。 J: How nasty he is！ （ 她想了想，對B道 ） But Tang Seng is really tempting. I'll keep tabs on his track. B顯然理解主人的意思，遞過一副望遠鏡。
J便觀察起T的行蹤來。 J： （ 歡喜萬分 ） Ah-ha, there he is! T師徒四人上臺來。
S拎著行李，M握著金箍棒在前面探路。 四人走到臺中，T示意三個徒弟停下歇息，仿佛有話要說。
J： （ 向B伸手 ） Bring me my Magic Ear. B遞上一紙筒，J便把耳朵湊上去偷聽T師徒四人談話，揮揮手示意B可以下去了。B下。
T: Monkey! I've told you a million and once times,that our journey to the western Paradise is tough and challenging. If it is not, how can people know that we are great and unique; how can we be heroes remembered by others； （ 向臺下悄悄說 ） how can we make millions of girls faint for us? So…… T還在得意地發表他的演說，M、S和P都被他說得昏昏欲睡。 P: Sir! I'm so hungry. T: I know that. I'm hungry too. So Monkey, would you please go and buy some food? Remember that we have very little money, only 2 yuan for a week. So you should not go to those expensive restaurants, such as Dining Hall 6 and 2, just go to Dining Hall 1. Even if the dining hall is too far away, don't buy the take-out. It's not clean. I advise you to go to some old lady's house and ask for some 饅頭. Mind you, don't forget to wash your lunch-box first! M點頭答應。
舞臺另一頭的J聽了不禁眉開眼笑。 J: It's a good chance. J迅速地化裝成一個老太婆，挎著籃子走到了T師徒的面前。
P: Ah, here comes an old lady. Hello granny! What's in your basket? Smells nice! J: Some pancakes for my son. He is working in the field. P: I'm hungry. Can I have some? Only a little bit. 心急的P伸手去拿籃子里的東西，J假裝驚慌地護住了籃子。 T: Piggy! I've told you a million and once times, remember to be polite to old ladies. J: You are very kind. It looks as if you are starving and need some food. I can give you some for free. T： （ 雙手合十 ） 阿彌陀佛，善哉善哉。
J假意伸手拿食物遞給T，企圖乘機抓住T，不想袖中露出一只白皙的少女的手，立刻被M瞧出了破綻。 M： （ 一把抓住了J的手腕 ） It's not a hand of an ugly old lady. Who are you? An ugly old lady? J雖然是妖怪，但四百年來，這還是頭一遭被人這么窩囊地抓住手腕，簡直是又羞又怒。
J: You……you dare touch my hand! M: Monster! T聽到Monster一詞立刻嚇得暈倒在S懷中。 P: Beautiful lady T聽到來著是個美人，忙抬頭偷看。
M: No matter how powerful you are, I'll kill anyone who tries to harm my master. J: No matter how powerful you are. I'll kill anyone who prevents me from beautifying myself. M: Monster! Take my stick! M舉起金箍棒就要向J的頭頂擊下。就在這千鈞一發之際，P忽然撲上去將M攔腰抱住。
P: Beauty, run! Run away! T 逃過一劫，對各位徒弟尤其是M的拼死保護感動之至，情不自禁地唱起了Only You。其結果，三個土地全頭痛欲裂，大吐特吐。
終。
7.求初一4人英語劇本 3
人數自定lz先看著* was a teacher. One day,when he was waiting for his students, Bill gave him a big box.“Can you help me with the box? Just a minutes.”“OK.”Then,Bill run away.“What's this?”He said to * a minutes, Jack came and saw the box,“Teacher,what's this??”“I don't know.”He shrugged his * Jack touched the liquid on the box.“It taste like hamburgers!”Said * then [xxx (a name)]came.“Teacher,what's this??”“I don't know,have a taste.”“It is like cheese!I want some more!!!!”“OK”………………………………………………（輪回中）After 15 minutes Jack came back.“Whats this?”Everyone asked him.“OH,that's my dog!”In addition to all of jack to throw up.我也是初一的昨天剛編好的。
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