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          英語冷笑話帶翻譯簡短

          1.英語笑話帶翻譯 短一些

          Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day? Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go Slow". 老師:湯姆,您為什么每天上學遲到? 湯姆:我每次路過拐角,一個路標上面寫著:"學校----慢行。

          "Mother: Why are you jumping up and down? Tom: I've just taken some medicine and I forgot to shake the bottle. 媽媽:你為什么不停地跳上跳下的? 湯姆:我剛吃完藥,可我忘了先搖瓶子了Tom: William has asked me for a loan of five pounds. Should I be doing right in lending it to him? Jack: Certainly. Tom: And why? Jack: Because otherwise he would try to borrow it from me. 湯姆:威廉向我借五英鎊。我該不該借給他?杰克:當然應該了。

          湯姆:為什么? 杰克:否則他就該跟我借了。

          2.簡短的英語笑話帶翻譯

          Feel Unhappy.心里難受 Son: Is it wrong to give anyone mental or physical hurt when he felt unhappy? Father: Of cause, it is. Son: Fine, now I am feeling so bad. I lost in two subjects this time. Father(angrily): What? You------ 兒子:是不是當心里難受時,就不應該再給他精神或肉體上的刺激? 父親:那當然! 兒子:那好,這次我有兩門功課不及格,我現在心里很難受。

          父親(氣憤地):什么?你…… It's not that. 不是那樣的。 A: I saw seven girls share one umbrella and none of them got wet. B: Oh, that must be a very big umbrella. A: No, it wasn't raining. A:我看見7個女孩共撐一把傘卻沒有一個被淋濕。

          B:啊?那一定是把很大的傘吧! A:不是,當時并沒有下雨。 Compare other things?比一下其他? Son: Mom, John has a pair of shoes with Gordon's name signed. Mom: You just care about this? Haven't you compared other things? Son: Yes, his mother is prettier than you. 兒子:媽媽,John有雙喬丹簽名的球鞋。

          媽媽:你只關心這個嗎?不會比一下其它東西? 兒子:有啊,他媽媽比你漂亮。He Won Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen? Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won. 他贏了 湯姆:約翰尼,你小弟弟好嗎? 約翰尼:他害病臥床了。

          他受了傷。 湯姆:真糟糕,怎么回事兒? 約翰尼:我們做游戲,看誰能把身子探出窗外最遠,他贏了。

          I Have His Ear in My Pocket Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked,。

          3.求一個簡單的英文笑話冷笑話也行帶翻譯

          Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. "You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?" "She is the one who sells the candy." 好孩子 小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。

          “昨天給你的錢干什么了?” “我給了一個可憐的老太婆,”他回答說。 “你真是個好孩子,”媽媽驕傲地說。

          “再給你兩分錢。可你為什么對那位老太太那么感興趣呢?” “她是個賣糖果的。”

          Nest and Hair My sister, a primary school teacher, was informed by one of her pupils that a bird had built its nest in the tree outside the classroom. "What kind of bird?" my sister asked. "I didn't see the bird, ma' am, only the nest," replied the child. "Then, can you give us a description of the nest?" my sister encouraged her . "Well, ma'am, it just resembles your hair. " Notes: (1) inform v.告訴 (2) nest n.窩;巢 (3) description n.描述 (4) encourage v.鼓勵 (5) resemble v. 相似;類似 18.鳥窩與頭發 我姐姐是一位小學老師。一次一個學生告訴她說一只鳥兒在教室外 的樹上壘了個窩。

          “是什么鳥呢?”我姐姐問她。 “我沒看到鳥兒,老師,只看到鳥窩。”

          那孩子回答說。 “那么,你能給我們描述一下這個鳥巢嗎?”我姐姐鼓勵她道。

          “哦,老師,就像你的頭發一樣。” I've Just Bitten My Tongue "Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother. "Yes, dear," she replied - "Why do you ask?" "Cause I've just bitten my tongue! " Notes: (1) poisonous adj.有毒的 (2) Cause I've just bitten my tongue 因為我剛咬了自己的舌頭。

          句中 Cause 是 Because 的縮略形式。 我剛咬破自己的舌頭 “我們有毒嗎?”一個年幼的蛇問它的母親。

          “是的,親愛的,”她回答說,“你問這個干什么?” “因為我剛剛咬破自己的舌頭。” A Woman Who Fell It was rush hour and I was dashing to a train in New York City's Grand Central Terminal - As I neared the gate, a plump, middle-aged woman sprinted up from behind, lost her footing on the smooth marble floor and slid onto her back. Her momentum carried her close to my shoes. Before I could help her, however, she had scrambled up. Gaining her composure, she winked at me and said, "Do you always have beautiful women failing at your feet?" 摔倒的女人 上下班高峰期,我匆匆奔向紐約豪華中心站去趕一趟火車。

          接近門口,一位肥胖的中年婦女從后面沖過來,沒想到在平滑的大理石地面上失了腳,仰面滑倒了。她的慣性使她接近了我的腳。

          我正準備扶她,她卻自己爬了起來。她鎮定了一下,對我擠了一下眉,說道:“總是有漂亮女人拜倒在你腳下嗎?” 英語笑話(一) Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea? A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys. 猴子會和跳蚤有什么不同呢?你可能會直接的想到它們倆是一大一小。

          但除此之外呢,那就是猴子身上可以長跳蚤,而跳蚤身上卻不能有猴子。這個答案很有意思吧? Q: How can you most irritate a farmer? A: By treading on his corn? 如果你踩了農夫的玉米或是谷物,他肯定會生氣的;而如果你踩了農夫腳底的雞眼,他會更生氣。

          Corn既可以表示“玉米/谷物”,也有“雞眼”的意思。 Q: Which is the strongest creature in the world? A: The snail. It carries its house on its back. 因為snail(蝸牛)的后背上總是背著一所房子,所以說蝸牛是世界上最強壯的生物是不足為奇的。

          你說呢? Q: What do people do in a clock factory? A: They make faces all day. 一看到make faces這個短語,你可千萬別以為是在鐘表廠工作的人整天都做鬼臉呀!因為除了這個意思以外,它還可以從字面上解釋為制造鐘面。 Q: How do you stop a sleepwalker from walking in his sleep? A: Keep him awake. 怎樣才能不讓夢游者(sleepwalker)夢游(walk in his sleep)呢?最簡單的方法就是不讓他睡覺。

          雖然這不是治療方法,但如果讓夢游者醒著呢,他的確就不會去夢游了。 英語笑話(二) He is really somebody -- My uncle has 1000 men under him. -- He is really somebody. What does he do? -- A maintenance man in a cemetery. 他真是一個大人物 -- 我叔叔下面有1000個人。

          -- 他真是一個大人物。干什么的? -- 墓地守墓人。

          英語笑話(三) Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real. It made the old lady out of patience. At last she could not hold any more, uttering. "Trust me, Sir, and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America." 它們是從美國直接帶來的 一位中國老婦人在美國看望女兒回來不久,到一家市銀行存女兒送給她的美元。在銀。

          4.簡短的英語笑話帶翻譯

          Feel Unhappy.心里難受

          Son: Is it wrong to give anyone mental or physical hurt when he felt unhappy?

          Father: Of cause, it is.

          Son: Fine, now I am feeling so bad. I lost in two subjects this time.

          Father(angrily): What? You------

          兒子:是不是當心里難受時,就不應該再給他精神或肉體上的刺激?

          父親:那當然!

          兒子:那好,這次我有兩門功課不及格,我現在心里很難受。

          父親(氣憤地):什么?你……

          It's not that. 不是那樣的。

          A: I saw seven girls share one umbrella and none of them got wet.

          B: Oh, that must be a very big umbrella.

          A: No, it wasn't raining.

          A:我看見7個女孩共撐一把傘卻沒有一個被淋濕。

          B:啊?那一定是把很大的傘吧!

          A:不是,當時并沒有下雨。

          Compare other things?比一下其他?

          Son: Mom, John has a pair of shoes with Gordon's name signed.

          Mom: You just care about this? Haven't you compared other things?

          Son: Yes, his mother is prettier than you.

          兒子:媽媽,John有雙喬丹簽名的球鞋。

          媽媽:你只關心這個嗎?不會比一下其它東西?

          兒子:有啊,他媽媽比你漂亮。

          He Won

          Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.

          Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?

          Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.

          他贏了

          湯姆:約翰尼,你小弟弟好嗎?

          約翰尼:他害病臥床了。他受了傷。

          湯姆:真糟糕,怎么回事兒?

          約翰尼:我們做游戲,看誰能把身子探出窗外最遠,他贏了。

          I Have His Ear in My Pocket

          Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked,

          5.英語笑話帶翻譯,簡短些,最好三至四句話

          TOM'S EXCUSE Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day? Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go Slow". 湯姆的借口 老師:湯姆,您為什么每天上學遲到? 湯姆:我每次路過拐角,一個路標上面寫著:"學校----慢行。

          "Mother sent Tommy to the store across the street to buy a good box of * Tommy came back,mother asked him,”Did you buy a good box of matches?” “Yes,Mum.”Tommy replied,”I have tried them all.” 一盒小火柴 媽媽讓湯米去馬路對面的商店里買一盒好用的火柴。湯米回來后,媽媽問他,“你買的是好用的火柴嗎?” “是的,媽媽。”

          湯米回答,“我把它們都試過了。”Father:Uh,oh,I think I just made an illegal right-hand turn. Susie:That is okay ,dad,the policeman behind you just did the same thing! 開車 父親:哎呀,我剛才違規右轉彎了。

          蘇西:沒事,爸,跟在你后面的警察也這么轉了。 Little Robert asked his mother for tow cents.”What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?” “I gave it to a poor old woman,”he answered. “You'er a good boy,”said the mother proudly.”Here are tow cents * why are you so interested in the old woman?” “She is the one who sells the candy.” 好孩子 小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。

          “昨天給你的錢干什么了?” “我給了一個可憐的老太婆。”他回答說。

          “你真是一個好孩子,”媽媽驕傲地說. “再給你兩分錢。可你為什么對那位老太太那么感興趣呢?” “她是個賣糖果的。”

          Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which? Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer. Teacher: Please tell us. Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow. 兩只鳥 老師: 這兒有兩只鳥,一只是麻雀。誰能指出哪只是燕子,哪只是麻雀嗎? 學生:我指不出,但我知道答案。

          老師:請說說看。 學生:燕子旁邊的就是麻雀,麻雀旁邊的就是燕子。

          6.求一個簡單的英文笑話冷笑話也行帶翻譯

          Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. "You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?" "She is the one who sells the candy." 好孩子 小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。

          “昨天給你的錢干什么了?” “我給了一個可憐的老太婆,”他回答說。 “你真是個好孩子,”媽媽驕傲地說。

          “再給你兩分錢。可你為什么對那位老太太那么感興趣呢?” “她是個賣糖果的。”

          Nest and Hair My sister, a primary school teacher, was informed by one of her pupils that a bird had built its nest in the tree outside the classroom. "What kind of bird?" my sister asked. "I didn't see the bird, ma' am, only the nest," replied the child. "Then, can you give us a description of the nest?" my sister encouraged her . "Well, ma'am, it just resembles your hair. " Notes: (1) inform v.告訴 (2) nest n.窩;巢 (3) description n.描述 (4) encourage v.鼓勵 (5) resemble v. 相似;類似 18.鳥窩與頭發 我姐姐是一位小學老師。一次一個學生告訴她說一只鳥兒在教室外 的樹上壘了個窩。

          “是什么鳥呢?”我姐姐問她。 “我沒看到鳥兒,老師,只看到鳥窩。”

          那孩子回答說。 “那么,你能給我們描述一下這個鳥巢嗎?”我姐姐鼓勵她道。

          “哦,老師,就像你的頭發一樣。” I've Just Bitten My Tongue "Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother. "Yes, dear," she replied - "Why do you ask?" "Cause I've just bitten my tongue! " Notes: (1) poisonous adj.有毒的 (2) Cause I've just bitten my tongue 因為我剛咬了自己的舌頭。

          句中 Cause 是 Because 的縮略形式。 我剛咬破自己的舌頭 “我們有毒嗎?”一個年幼的蛇問它的母親。

          “是的,親愛的,”她回答說,“你問這個干什么?” “因為我剛剛咬破自己的舌頭。” A Woman Who Fell It was rush hour and I was dashing to a train in New York City's Grand Central Terminal - As I neared the gate, a plump, middle-aged woman sprinted up from behind, lost her footing on the smooth marble floor and slid onto her back. Her momentum carried her close to my shoes. Before I could help her, however, she had scrambled up. Gaining her composure, she winked at me and said, "Do you always have beautiful women failing at your feet?" 摔倒的女人 上下班高峰期,我匆匆奔向紐約豪華中心站去趕一趟火車。

          接近門口,一位肥胖的中年婦女從后面沖過來,沒想到在平滑的大理石地面上失了腳,仰面滑倒了。她的慣性使她接近了我的腳。

          我正準備扶她,她卻自己爬了起來。她鎮定了一下,對我擠了一下眉,說道:“總是有漂亮女人拜倒在你腳下嗎?” 英語笑話(一) Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea? A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys. 猴子會和跳蚤有什么不同呢?你可能會直接的想到它們倆是一大一小。

          但除此之外呢,那就是猴子身上可以長跳蚤,而跳蚤身上卻不能有猴子。這個答案很有意思吧? Q: How can you most irritate a farmer? A: By treading on his corn? 如果你踩了農夫的玉米或是谷物,他肯定會生氣的;而如果你踩了農夫腳底的雞眼,他會更生氣。

          Corn既可以表示“玉米/谷物”,也有“雞眼”的意思。 Q: Which is the strongest creature in the world? A: The snail. It carries its house on its back. 因為snail(蝸牛)的后背上總是背著一所房子,所以說蝸牛是世界上最強壯的生物是不足為奇的。

          你說呢? Q: What do people do in a clock factory? A: They make faces all day. 一看到make faces這個短語,你可千萬別以為是在鐘表廠工作的人整天都做鬼臉呀!因為除了這個意思以外,它還可以從字面上解釋為制造鐘面。 Q: How do you stop a sleepwalker from walking in his sleep? A: Keep him awake. 怎樣才能不讓夢游者(sleepwalker)夢游(walk in his sleep)呢?最簡單的方法就是不讓他睡覺。

          雖然這不是治療方法,但如果讓夢游者醒著呢,他的確就不會去夢游了。 英語笑話(二) He is really somebody -- My uncle has 1000 men under him. -- He is really somebody. What does he do? -- A maintenance man in a cemetery. 他真是一個大人物 -- 我叔叔下面有1000個人。

          -- 他真是一個大人物。干什么的? -- 墓地守墓人。

          英語笑話(三) Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real. It made the old lady out of patience. At last she could not hold any more, uttering. "Trust me, Sir, and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America." 它們是從美國直接帶來的 一位中國老婦人在美國看望女兒回來不久,到一家。

          7.英語小笑話帶翻譯100個

          Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea? A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys. 猴子會和跳蚤有什么不同呢?你可能會直接的想到它們倆是一大一小。

          但除此之外呢,那就是猴子身上可以長跳蚤,而跳蚤身上卻不能有猴子。這個答案很有意思吧? Q: How can you most irritate a farmer? A: By treading on his corn? 如果你踩了農夫的玉米或是谷物,他肯定會生氣的;而如果你踩了農夫腳底的雞眼,他會更生氣。

          Corn既可以表示“玉米/谷物”,也有“雞眼”的意思。 Q: Which is the strongest creature in the world? A: The snail. It carries its house on its back. 因為snail(蝸牛)的后背上總是背著一所房子,所以說蝸牛是世界上最強壯的生物是不足為奇的。

          你說呢? Q: What do people do in a clock factory? A: They make faces all day. 一看到make faces這個短語,你可千萬別以為是在鐘表廠工作的人整天都做鬼臉呀!因為除了這個意思以外,它還可以從字面上解釋為制造鐘面。 Q: How do you stop a sleepwalker from walking in his sleep? A: Keep him awake. 怎樣才能不讓夢游者(sleepwalker)夢游(walk in his sleep)呢?最簡單的方法就是不讓他睡覺。

          雖然這不是治療方法,但如果讓夢游者醒著呢,他的確就不會去夢游了。 英語笑話(二) He is really somebody -- My uncle has 1000 men under him. -- He is really somebody. What does he do? -- A maintenance man in a cemetery. 他真是一個大人物 -- 我叔叔下面有1000個人。

          -- 他真是一個大人物。干什么的? -- 墓地守墓人。

          英語笑話(三) Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real. It made the old lady out of patience. At last she could not hold any more, uttering. "Trust me, Sir, and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America." 它們是從美國直接帶來的 一位中國老婦人在美國看望女兒回來不久,到一家市銀行存女兒送給她的美元。在銀行柜臺,銀行職員認真檢查了每一張鈔票,看是否有假。

          這種做法讓老婦人很不耐煩,最后實在忍耐不住說:“相信我,先生,也請你相信這些鈔票。這都是真正的美元,它們是從美國直接帶來的。”

          英語笑話(四)my little dog can't read Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog! Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers! Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read. 我的狗不識字 布朗夫人:哦, 親愛的,我把珍愛的小狗給丟了! 史密斯夫人:可是你該在報紙上登廣告啊! 布朗夫人:沒有用的,我的小狗不認識字。” 英語笑話(五)Bring me the winner -- Waiter, this lobster has only one claw. -- I'm sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight. -- Well, bring me the winner then. 給我那個打贏的吧 -- 服務員, 這個龍蝦只有一只爪。

          -- 對不起,先生,這只肯定打過架了。 -- 哦, 那給我那個打贏的吧。

          英語笑話(六)The mean man's party. The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot." "Why use my elbow and foot?" "Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-hangded, are you?" 吝嗇鬼請客 一個出了名的吝嗇鬼終于決定要請一次客了。他在向一個朋友解釋怎么找到他家時說:“你上到五樓,找中間那個門,然后用你的胳膊肘按門鈴。

          門開了之后,再用你的腳把門推開。” “為什么要用我的肘和腳呢?” “你的雙手得拿禮物啊。

          天哪,你總不會空著手來吧?”吝嗇鬼回答。 英語笑話(七)Advice for "Kid" A bit of advice for those about to retire. If you are only 65, never move to a retirement community. Everybody else is n their 70s, 80s, or 90s. So when something has to be moved, lifted or loaded, they yell,"Get the kid." 忠告“年輕者” 這里想對將要退休者提一點忠告。

          如果你只有65歲的話, 千萬別進退休社區。因為那里人人都七八十歲或者八九十歲了。

          每當要搬東西,抬東西或者裝東西時,他們就叫喊,“讓小的干吧。” 英語笑話(八)Which woman? One evening I drove my husband's car to the shopping mall. On my return, I noticed that how dusty the outside of his car was and cleaned it up a * I finally entered the house, I called out."The woman who loves you the most in the world just cleaned your headlights and windshield." My husband looked up and said, "Mom's here?" 哪一位女人? 一天晚上我開著丈夫的車去購物,回來后發現車身沾滿灰塵,于是擦洗了一陣。

          當我終于走進屋里時大聲喊:“世界上最愛你的女人剛擦洗了你的車燈和擋風玻璃。” 我丈夫抬頭看了看,說:“媽媽來了?” 英語笑話(九)The doctor 。

          8.英語冷笑話,要中文翻譯

          你好!

          The First President

          A teacher was asking a student a lot of questions,but the student couldn't answer any of * teacher then decided to ask him some very easy questions so that he could get a few right.

          "What was Bunker Hill?"she said.

          The student thought for some time and then answered,"An airport?""No,it was a battle,"the teacher * was getting a littler angry now,but she was trying not to show * she asker,"Who was the first president of the United States?"

          The student thought for a long time,but he didn't say * the teacher got very angry and shouted,"George Washington!"

          The student got up and began to walk back towards his seat.

          "Come back!"the teacher said."I didn't tell you to go."

          "Oh,I'm sorry,"the student said,"I thought you called the next student."

          第一位總統老師向一位學生提出了很多問題,可是這位學生卻一問三不知。老師只好換一些極其簡單的問題,這樣學生也許能答對幾個。“邦克山是什么?”老師問。學生想了一會兒,然后答道:飛機場。”“不對,那是一場戰役。”老師有些惱火了,但還是努力克制著不流露出來,接著她又問道:誰是美國第一位總統?”學生想了許久,可還是一言不發。老師終于怒不可遏,大聲喊道:“喬治~華盛頓!”學生站起來開始朝自己的座位走去。“回來!”老師說,“我沒有讓你離開。”“噢,真抱歉,”學生說,“我還以為您在叫下一位學生呢。”

          9.英語冷笑話大全 帶翻譯

          1、Q: What's the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush? 冰山和衣刷之間有什么區別?A: One crushes boats and the other brushes coats! 一個 撞 船 一個 刷 大衣!(單詞的拼寫造成的JOKE)2、white man:are you Black? black man:no,i'm WhiteHe Won Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen? Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won. 他贏了 湯姆:約翰尼,你小弟弟好嗎? 約翰尼:他害病臥床了。

          他受了傷。 湯姆:真糟糕,怎么回事兒? 約翰尼:我們做游戲,看誰能把身子探出窗外最遠,他贏了。

          I Have His Ear in My Pocket Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?" "A kid bit me," replied Ivan. "Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother. "I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket." 他的耳朵在我衣兜里 伊凡鼻子流著血回到家里。他媽媽問,“發生了什么事?” “一個男孩咬了我一口,”伊凡說。

          “再見到他你能認出來嗎?”媽媽問。 “他走到哪里我都能認出他,”伊凡說。

          “他的耳朵還在我衣兜里呢。” A Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. "You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?" "She is the one who sells the candy." 好孩子 小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。

          “昨天給你的錢干什么了?” “我給了一個可憐的老太婆,”他回答說。 “你真是個好孩子,”媽媽驕傲地說。

          “再給你兩分錢。可你為什么對那位老太太那么感興趣呢?” “她是個賣糖果的。”

          Drunk One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk." "But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!" 醉酒 一天,父親與小兒子一道回家。這個孩子正處于那種對什么事都很感興趣的年齡,老是有提不完的問題。

          他向父親發問道:“爸爸,‘醉’字是什么意思?” “唔,孩子,”父親回答說,“你瞧那兒站著兩個警察。如果我把他們看成了四個,那么我就算醉了。”

          “可是,爸爸, ”孩子說,“那兒只有一個警察呀!” Hospitality The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate. The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?" "In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy. 好客 由于客人在吃蘋果餡餅時,家里沒有奶酪了,于是女主人向大家表示歉意。這家的小男孩悄悄地離開了屋子。

          過了一會兒,他拿著一片奶酪回到房間,把奶酪放在客人的盤子里。 客人微笑著把奶酪放進嘴里說:“孩子,你的眼睛就是比你媽媽的好。

          你在哪里找到的奶酪?” “在捕鼠夾上,先生。”那小男孩說。

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