華閱文章網1.英語小笑話帶翻譯,50字左右
Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents."What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly."Here are two cents * why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
好孩子
小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢.
“昨天給你的錢干什么了？”
“我給了一個可憐的老太婆，”他回答說.“你真是個好孩子，”媽媽驕傲地說.“再給你兩分錢.可你為什么對那位老太太那么感興趣呢？”
“她是個賣糖果的.”
Two Tickets Please
A young man was in love with a * one weekend,he invited
his girlfriend to the * they were at the ticket box,
the young man said to the ticket seller,"Two tickets,please."
When the ticket seller told him that all the tickets had sold
out,the disappointed young man said,"Then do you have any sur
tickets that can allow us to stand together?"
兩張電影票
一個小伙子愛上了一位姑娘.周末，他請她看電影.來到售票處，
小伙子對售票員說：“請給兩張票.”售票員告訴他所有的票都賣完了.
失望的年輕人說：“那么，您有兩張可以讓我們站在一起的附加票嗎？”
What Grade
Kristin,my 17-year-old niece,had just gotten her driver's
license and offered to take her mom's car to the gas *
pulled up to the full-service pumps,and the attendant asked,"What
grade,miss?"
哪一級
我的十七歲的侄女，科里斯蒂，剛剛拿到駕照.她主動提出去加油
站給她媽媽的車加油.她把車開到晝夜服務的加油泵前.服務員問她：
“（加油加到）哪一級，小姐？”
2.英語小笑話（50字）我急需一個英語小笑話
Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents."What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered."You're a good boy," said the mother proudly."Here are two cents * why are you so interested in the old woman?" "She is the one who sells the candy." 好孩子 小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢.“昨天給你的錢干什么了？” “我給了一個可憐的老太婆，”他回答說.“你真是個好孩子，”媽媽驕傲地說.“再給你兩分錢.可你為什么對那位老太太那么感興趣呢？” “她是個賣糖果的.”。
3.幽默英語小短文50字以下越少越好
i work for 7up"！ 我可是在七喜公司工作呀
four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. the nurse comes up to the first man and says, "congratulations, you got twins." the man said "how strange, i'm the manager of minnesota twins." after awhile the nurse comes up to the second man and says, "congratulations, you got triplets." man was like "hmmm, strange i worked as a director for the "3 musketeers." finally, the nurse comes up to the third man and says
"congratulations, you got twins x2." man is happy and says, "ironic, i work for the hotel "4 seasons." all three of them are happy until they see their last buddy jumping all over the place, cursing god and banging his head on the wall. they asked him what's wrong and he answered, "what's wrong? i work for 7up"!
四個好朋友在醫院里碰面了，他們的妻子正在生產.護士過來對第一個男人說："恭喜，你得了雙胞胎."男人說："多奇怪呀，我是明尼蘇達雙子隊的經理."過了一會兒，護士過來對第二個男人說："恭喜，你得了三胞胎."男人很喜歡："嗯，又巧了.我是3m公司的董事."最后，護士跑來對第三個男人說："恭喜，你得了2對雙胞胎."男人很開心地說："真令人啼笑皆非，我為四季賓館工作."他們三個都很高興，但第四個伙伴急得像熱鍋上的螞蟻，咒罵上帝并用頭撞墻.他們問他有什么不對勁，他回答道："什么不對勁？我可是在七喜公司工作呀！"
five hundred times 五百遍
in the traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light. she explained to his honor that she was a school teacher and requested an immediate disposal of her case in order that she might hasten on to her classes. a wild gleam came into the judge's eye. "you are a school teacher, eh?" said he. "madam, i shall realize my lifelong ambition. sit down at that table and write 'i went through a red light' five hundred times."
在中西部一個大城市的交通法庭里，一位年輕女士被帶到法官面前，她由于開車闖紅燈被開了罰單。女士向法官解釋，她是一名學校老師，請求法官馬上處理她的案子，以便可以趕回去上課。法官眼中閃過一絲狡黠，說道：“你是學校的老師，對嗎？女士，我馬上要實現我畢生的愿望了。在那張桌子旁坐下，寫‘我開車闖了紅燈’500遍。”（這個不錯吧，哈哈，剛開始還沒完全懂呢）
e down." Very happy, thinking about: a second place once didn't seem hard, have a try. Sure enough, very easily and then put to it. Imperceptible in the past year, has put the 525600 ton！ 兩只鐘已經忙活了一輩子。
有一天，一只老鐘對一只小鐘說：“你一年里要擺525600下啦。” 小鐘嚇壞了，說“哇，這么多，這怎么可能？！我怎么能完成那么多下呢！” 這時候，另一只老鐘笑著說：“不用怕，你只需一秒鐘擺一下，每一秒堅持下來就可以了。”
小鐘高興了，想著：一秒鐘擺一下好像并不難啊，試試看吧。果然，很輕松地就擺了一下。
不知不覺一年過去了，小鐘已經擺了525600下！ A little pig, a sheep and a head of cows, was held in the same corral. Once, the shepherd caught little pig, it loud screaming, fiercely resist. Sheep and cows hate its howling, then say: he often catch us, we are not at. The pig to answer a way: catch you and catch me completely different things, he catch you, just to your hair and milk, but who caught me, but to my life！ 一只小豬、一只綿羊和一頭乳牛，被關在同一個畜欄里。有一次，牧人捉住小豬，它大聲號叫，猛烈地抗拒。
綿羊和乳牛討厭它的號叫，便說：他常常捉我們，我們并不大呼小叫。小豬聽了回答道：捉你們和捉我完全是兩回事，他捉你們，只是要你們的毛和乳汁，但是捉住我，卻是要我的命呢！ France a remote town, reportedly has a special predictions springs of water, often appear signs, can cure all sorts of illnesses. One day, a walks with a cane, little legs of veterans, a lame lame walk through the town of road, next to the town with the sympathy to kiss said: poor guy, will he ask god for have a leg? This sentence is the army soldiers heard, he turned around and said to them, I'm not going to ask god has a new leg, but to ask him to help me, that I don't have a leg, also know how to make a living. 法國一個偏僻的小鎮，據傳有一個特別靈驗的水泉，常會出現神跡，可以醫治各種疾病。
有一天，一個拄著拐杖，少了一條腿的退伍軍人，一跛一跛的走過鎮上的馬路，旁邊的鎮民帶著同情的回吻說：可憐的家伙，難道他要向上帝祈求再有一條腿嗎？？這一句話被退伍的軍人聽到了，他轉過身對他們說：我不是要向上帝祈求有一條新的腿，而是要祈求他幫助我，叫我沒有一條腿后，也知道如何過日子。 A old man in the fishing by the river, a child walk through to see his fishing, the old man skilled, so before long it caught a full basket of fish, the old man saw a child is very lovely, to put the whole basket fish gave him, children shook his head, the old man amazing asked: why don't you? The little boy replied: I want you to the hands of the rod. The old man asked: do you want to fishing pole? The child said: this basket fish before long it finished eat, if I have the rod and I also can catch, lifetime could eat. 有個老人在河邊釣魚，一個小孩走過去看他釣魚，老人技巧純熟，所以沒多久就釣上了滿簍的魚，老人見小孩很可愛，要把整簍的魚送給他，小孩搖搖頭，老人驚異的問道：你為何不要？小孩回答：我想要你手中的釣竿。
老人問：你要釣竿做什么？小孩說：這簍魚沒多久就吃完了，要是我有釣竿，我就可以自己釣，一輩子也吃不完。
5.英語小笑話（50字）
Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
好孩子
小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。
“昨天給你的錢干什么了？”
“我給了一個可憐的老太婆，”他回答說。 “你真是個好孩子，”媽媽驕傲地說。“再給你兩分錢。可你為什么對那位老太太那么感興趣呢？”
“她是個賣糖果的。”
6.50字以內的英語笑話
笑話：Mum and her seven-years-old son are watching a football match .Suddenly,the son asks his mum,"mum, why do many uncles play with only one football? Why don't their mothers buy one for each of them？" 譯文：媽媽和七歲的兒子在看足球賽。
兒子突然問媽媽：“媽媽，那么多叔叔為什么只搶一個球？他們的媽媽為什么不為他們一人買一個球呢？”。
7.英語小故事和英語詩歌和英語笑話3篇50字左右
這些都是我平常從別的網頁上積累的 供您挑選 望采納 找這么多不容易啊 Once upon a time, there was a wolf. The Wolf was maimed . He couldn't out to eat. He was very hungry and thirsty. He saw a sheep. "If you bring me the water," he said, "I will find to get some food." But the sheep said , "if I bring you the water, then I will be your food." 狼和羊 很久很久以前，這里有一只狼。
他受傷了。他不能外出捕食。
他感到又餓又渴，這時，他看見一只羊。“你給我一點水解渴”，他說，“我就能自己去尋找食物了。”
“是呀”，羊回答說，“如果我給你送水喝，那么我就會成為你的食物。” Once upon a time, a mountain shaked . People came from far and near to see what would happen. "A river will be appear." a people said ."Will soon have a dragon appear." another man said . After the day, a mouse jumped out from there. 山 很久以前，一座大山隆隆作響，搖晃起來。
遠近各處的人都來看是怎么回事。 一個人說："要出現一條大河了。
" 另一個人說："準會出現一條巨龍。" 等了幾天之后，山坡上終于裂開一條小縫，卻蹦出來一只耗子。
Big Head “All the kids make fun of me”the boy cried to his mother.“They say I have a big head” “Don't listen to them.”his mother comforted him.“You have a beautiful head .Now stop crying and go to the store for ten pounds of potatoes” “Where's the shopping bag?” “I haven't got one,use your hat.” 大腦袋 “所有的孩子都拿我開玩笑，”小男孩哭著跟媽媽說：“他們說我長了一個大腦袋。” “別聽他們的，”他媽媽安慰說：“你的腦袋長得很漂亮。
好了，別哭了，去商店買10磅土豆來。” “購物袋在哪？” “我沒有購物袋，就用你的帽子吧。”
The Thirsty Pigeon口渴的鴿子 A PIGEON, oppressed by excessive thirst, saw a goblet of water painted on a signboard. Not supposing it to be only a picture, she flew towards it with a loud whir and unwittingly dashed against the signboard, jarring herself terribly. Having broken her wings by the blow, she fell to the ground, and was caught by one of the bystanders. Zeal should not outrun discretion. 有只鴿子口渴得很難受，看見畫板上畫著一個水瓶，以為是真的。他立刻呼呼地猛飛過 去，不料一頭碰撞在畫板上，折斷了翅膀，摔在地上，被人輕易地捉住了。
這是說，有些人想急于得到所需的東西，一時沖動，草率從事，就會身遭不幸。 The Raven and the Swan烏鴉和天鵝 A RAVEN saw a Swan and desired to secure for himself the same beautiful plumage. Supposing that the Swan's splendid white color arose from his washing in the water in which he swam, the Raven left the altars in the neighborhood where he picked up his living, and took up residence in the lakes and pools. But cleansing his feathers as often as he would, he could not change their color, while through want of food he perished. Change of habit cannot alter Nature. 烏鴉非常羨慕天鵝潔白的羽毛。
他猜想天鵝一定是經常洗澡，羽毛才變得如此潔白無 瑕。于是，他毅然離開了他賴以生存的祭壇，來到江湖邊。
他天天洗刷自己的羽毛，不但一 點都沒洗白，反而因缺少食物饑餓而死。 這故事是說，人的本性不會隨著生活方式的改變而改變。
The Goat and the Goatherd 山羊與牧羊人 A GOATHERD had sought to bring back a stray goat to his flock. He whistled and sounded his horn in vain; the straggler paid no attention to the summons. At last the Goatherd threw a stone, and breaking its horn, begged the Goat not to tell his master. The Goat replied, "Why, you silly fellow, the horn will speak though I be silent." Do not attempt to hide things which cannot be hid. 很多山羊被牧羊人趕到羊圈里。有一只山羊不知在吃什么好東西，單獨落在后面。
牧羊 人拿起一塊石頭扔了過去，正巧打斷了山羊的一只角。牧羊人嚇得請求山羊不要告訴主人， 山羊說：“即使我不說，又怎能隱瞞下去呢？我的角已斷了，這是十分明顯的事實。”
這故事說明，明顯的罪狀是無法隱瞞的。 The Miser守財奴 A MISER sold all that he had and bought a lump of gold, which he buried in a hole in the ground by the side of an old wall and went to look at daily. One of his workmen observed his frequent visits to the spot and decided to watch his movements. He soon discovered the secret of the hidden treasure, and digging down, came to the lump of gold, and stole it. The Miser, on his next visit, found the hole empty and began to tear his hair and to make loud lamentations. A neighbor, seeing him overcome with grief and learning the cause, said, "Pray do not grieve so; but go and take a stone, and place it in the hole, and fancy that the gold is still lying there. It will do you quite the same service; for when the gold was there, you had it not, as you did not make the slightest use of it." 有個。
8.英語小笑話（50字）
Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. "You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?" "She is the one who sells the candy." 好孩子 小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。
“昨天給你的錢干什么了？” “我給了一個可憐的老太婆，”他回答說。 “你真是個好孩子，”媽媽驕傲地說。
“再給你兩分錢。可你為什么對那位老太太那么感興趣呢？” “她是個賣糖果的。”
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