華閱文章網1.7人的英語小品劇本,短篇
7人的英語小品劇本，短篇 .可任選其一。
pocket money Characters: Narrator(N), Salesman(S), Dad(D), Maggie(M), Alice(A), Candy(C), Policeman(P) Preparation： 學校布景，做糖果用桌及相關材料，小販家布景 Scene1(At Salesman's home) N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming! S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I'm the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular，（展示），I don't know why. The foolish students always come here. I'll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money…… Oops! It's time to make candies now.（看表） First, put the flour on the table. Then, water, sugar, flour.（邊說邊做） Now press, press…… Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it！（滿不在意的神情） Press, press…… Oh, my god！（鼻涕）Never mind! Just do it! Press, press, the children will not know it , it's OK,hehehe…… Now let me cut it into pieces! One, two, three, four, five……（用臟菜刀） Wow, everything is ready！ 糖果鉆出來（跳舞），跳完后，非常難過地說：Oh, I'm so dirty and ugly! What can I do? The students will eat me! And they will be ill! Wuwuwu… S: Mmmm…It looks dirty, let me give you a nice coat！ （給它穿上） Wow! Now it's so beautiful! Haha…… C: Oh, no! Don't sell me! I'm dirty！（拖糖果下場） Scene2(At the school gate) N: The next day, when the class is over, all the students come out happily and the salesman goes to the school gate as usual. (Maggie和Alice 歡快地跑出校門，看到小販) （小販拉著糖上場，吆喝）：Candies! Candies! Sweet candies！ …… M: Oh, Alice! Look! Candies! A: Yeah! I think they are yummy! M: Let's ask him. A: OK! C: Don't buy me！（非常焦急） M&A: Why? C: I'm dirty! M: No, you look nice! C: What can I do？ （面向觀眾） Wuwuwu…（小販將她拉在后面） S: Candies! Candies！（引誘兩個女孩） M&A: How much are they? S: Do you have money？（輕蔑） M&A: Money？（對視） M:Oh, I've no money！（失落之極） A: Me too. S: No money? So sorry！（吆喝著走開，下場） M: What can we do now? A: Let's ask dad for money. M: But how to ask? A: How？…Oh,I know ,let's make him happy ,and he will give us money.（自信） M: Good idea！（全部下場）。
2.急求7人英語劇本,極簡短就好,全篇大概600個單詞
CastMr. GreenMiss --------------------------------------------------------------------------------Scene I(Green Garden St.)(During the rush hours, when the street is crowded , Mr. Green is driving past the red light , unexpectedly a car accident happens。
Two people came out of their cars angrily。)Miss Blue: Oh! It's you, Mr. Green。
Do you know how to drive your car?Mr. Green: You see that I was driving across the road! Wow! There is a dent on my beloved * Blue: My BMW has got a dent too, you should compensate me.(While they are quarrelling, later on, the police comes.)Police: What's happened?Mr. Green: She has bumped into my car!Miss Blue: No! It is himself that drove past the red light。(Quarrel again 。
)Police: Has any one been injured?Mr. Green: I feel headache , foot ache , ache very * Blue: I ache all over too.(Both of them mourn painfully。)Police: Then I'll call an ambulance (O-E-O-E 。
).--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Scene II(Blue Sky Hospital-Emergency)(Ambulance sends them to the hospital)Nurse: Who is injured?(Both of them say it is themselves at the same time。)Nurse: What's your name, Mr.?Mr. Green: Call me DPP *: (Unhappy facial expression) Oh! Go to the corner and sit *. Green: But 。
(nurse interrupts)Nurse: Go! Don't speak any words。..what's your name, Miss?Miss Blue: My name is KMT *: (gentle and smiles) Oh, Miss this side, please. Would you tell me how you are feeling?Miss Blue: Oh! I ache all over。
Nurse: OK! I'll help you stop the pain first, and then the doctor will treat you in a while.(Mr. Green comes over to require medical treatment, but rejected)Mr. Green: Nurse, I。I feel。
Nurse: Wait there, didn't you hear me?(Mr. Green goes back helplessly, the doctor comes over at this moment。)Nurse: The young lady called KMT Blue。
KMT *: Ok! I see。 How are you, Miss?Miss Blue: I got an car accident and I ache all over。
Doctor: (Check) It's ok。don't worry about it. I'll give you some medicine. You'll get well soon。
Miss Blue: Thank you, doctor..(Miss Blue leaves.)Doctor: Next one. (Mr. Green comes in and Dr. reads his medical record) You are called DPP Green!Mr. Green: Yeah! Any problem with that ?Doctor: Hmm。
(Consider) DPP Green (Raise up voice)? What's wrong with you?Mr. Green: I ache all over-headache, toothache and foot ache (The doctor interrupts him impatiently) 。Doctor: I。
I。 I see, Miss Lin – give Mr. Green an injection。
Mr. Green: What? An injection?(Nurse takes out the syringe)Nurse: Where do you want to inject?(Mr. Green is frightened and shivering 。)Mr. Green: Well, doctor 。
that 。I do not ache anymore, I。
I want to *: Wait! Don't go。(Nurse pulls Mr. Green and forces him to enter the injection room)Mr. Green: Wow! 。
That hurts!(Miss Blue goes out of the emergency room, but Mr. Green leaves in terrible pain.)七人的短話劇本，希望能幫到你，祝學習進步^_^。
3.適合七個人的英語話劇
白雪公主的短劇，其中小矮人的話可以省略幾人！英語短劇：Snow White（白雪公主） SW---白雪公主 Q---皇后 M---魔鏡 H---獵人 P---白馬王子 D---小矮人 A---小動物 （旁白）A long time ago, In a beautiful kingdom, there lived a young king and a queen, the people loved them so much; the queen died while giving birth to a girl, her name was Snow White, She was a beautiful princess. Year passed, the king got married again, The people didn't love the new queen, because she was * day, In the king's palace： ----白雪出場 S.w: My name is S.w , I am a beautiful princess, I miss my mother so much, Where is my mother? Where is my mother？ 音樂起，皇后、魔鏡出場 Q: I am a queen, I'm very beautiful,Where is Mirror? Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who's the most beautiful? M: S.w is much more beautiful than you! Q: Hunter, go kill S.w. 獵人出場 H: Yes, my queen 音樂起，小動物出場，追趕獵人，公主驚慌出逃 S.w: Help me ,help me, please, please A: what's wrong with you? S.w: The hunter…hunter… A: bite you bite you … 小動物追趕獵人下場 S.w: I am tried and hungry, oh, there is a little house , I will eat a little and lie down. 音樂起，7個小矮人出場， D: 1\Look, somebody ate my food---- 2\somebody drank my water---- 3\someone is sleeping now---- 4\What a beautiful girl！---- 小矮人睡覺----音樂起公主先醒了----小矮人醒了----對話 5\How do you do? S.w: How do you do? My name is S.w … Nice to meet you! D： （齊說）Nice to meet you ,too---- 6\ welcome to our house!---- 7\Would you like to live here? S.w: My pleasure, thank you very much! D: Let's go out for our work, bye-bye, S.W 皇后、魔鏡出場 Q: Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the most beautiful? M: S.w is much more beautiful than you! Q: What? S.w is not dead? Hahaha, I got a good idea！ 音樂起，皇后扮演老太太出場，對話 Q: Apple ,apple, beautiful apple, S.w: Hello, Good morning grandma! Q: pretty girl ,would you like a bite? S.w: Oh, yes ,thank you grandma！ 白雪公主咬一口后倒地 Q: The girl is dead! Hahaha… 小矮人出場、圍著公主哭 S.w wake up, wake up… 音樂起，動物引著王子出場 P: A beautiful girl! She shall be my queen！ 王子吻公主，公主醒了。
4.英語劇本7人版短劇有中文翻譯
英語短劇：TheFoxandtheTiger（狐假虎威）T---TigerF---FoxR---RabbitB---BirdFr---FrogB----BearTiger:I'magreattiger.I'mverystrong.I'mverybrave.I'*I'*tonce,orI'*,there'*eisnothing,*,Iwanttohavearest.(Sleepsoundly)老虎︰我是一只偉大的老虎。
我很堅強。我很勇敢。
我是森林之王。但是我現在很餓。
我必須找到某事。吃一次，否則我會立即死掉。
哦，還有這兒什么也沒有。在這里不算什么，要么。
哦，我想休息一下。（睡得好）Fox:I'*see,I'mprettyandlovely.I'..Mm,Mm,*iciousitis！狐貍︰我是一只狐貍。
你可以看到，我漂亮又可愛。我擅長欺騙0and說謊。
只是現在我騙出一塊肉的船員。它是多么的美味！Tiger:Ah,*,agoodmeal.老虎︰啊，一只狐貍。
一頓好飯。啊，一頓好飯。
Fox:Oh,myGod!WhatshouldIdo?Yes,*,*!Tigersister!Howareyou？狐貍︰噢，我的上帝！我該怎么？是的我有一個好主意。是的一個好主意。
你好！虎姐！你好嗎？Tiger:Notsogood.I'*oeatyou.老虎︰不太好。我現在很餓了。
我想要吃了你。Fox:Oh,mydear!Howdareyousaythat!I'mthekingoftheforest!I'mthekingoftheforest!Ifyouwanttoeatme,.狐貍︰哦，親愛的！你怎么敢這樣說！我是森林之王！我是森林之王！如果你想要吃我，我會讓你死現在。
Tiger:*'tbeliveher.I'.老虎︰她是王。她在騙我。
我真不敢相信她。我是森林的這兒之王。
Fox:Ifyoudon'tbelieveme,.狐貍︰如果你不相信我，只是跟著我，看看誰是森林之王Tiger:*'sgo.老虎︰好。我們走吧。
Rabbit:I'*,*!It'*'tpullitout.兔子︰我是一只兔子。我喜歡吃蘿卜。
啊，一個大蘿卜。哦！太難了。
我不能把它拔。Bird:I'mabird.鳥︰我是一只鳥。
Rabbit:Hi！兔子︰嗨！Bird:Hi!Whataredoinghere,MissRabbit?CanIhelpyou？鳥︰嗨！在這兒干嗎，兔子小姐？我可以幫你嗎？Rabbit:Yes,please.兔子︰是的請。Frog:I'*!Whatareyoudoinghere?WhatcanIdoforyou？青蛙︰我是一只青蛙。
你好！你在這里干什么？你需要什么？R&B:Yes,comeon!R&B︰是啊，來吧！Frog:Ok!I'mcoming！青蛙︰Ok！我來了！Bear:I'*,everyone!Whatareyoudoinghere？熊︰我是一只大棕熊。你好，每個人！你在這里干什么？R,B&F:Comeon!Comeon!*!*comeandhelpus.R、B&F︰來吧！加油！熊先生！你是如此強大。
請到這里來。還有一個大蘿卜。
我們正在拔。請過來幫我們。
Bear:Ok!I'mcoming.熊︰Ok！我來了。Fox:Hello,Bear！狐貍︰你好，熊！Bear:Hi,*,atiger!(runaway)熊︰嗨，狐貍。
哦，一只老虎！（逃跑）Fox:Hello,Frog！狐貍︰你好，青蛙！Frog:Hi,*,atiger!(runaway)青蛙︰嗨，狐貍。哦，一只老虎！（逃跑）Fox:Hello,Bird！狐貍︰你好，鳥！Bird:Hi,*,atiger!(runaway)鳥︰嗨，狐貍。
哦，一只老虎！（逃跑）Fox:Hello,Rabbit！狐貍︰你好，兔子！Rabbit:Hi,*,atiger!(runaway)兔︰嗨，狐貍。哦，一只老虎！（逃跑）Fox:Tiger,Now,*esofrightened!Theyallrunaway！狐貍︰老虎，現在，你看到。
他們是如此害怕！他們都跑開了！Tiger:Yes,*'strue.I'mverysorry..That'*eking.老虎︰是的你是正確的。它是真實的。
非常抱歉了。你是森林之王。
那就算了。我會跑掉。
他是國王。他是國王。
Fox:Wa!*,theturnipbelongstome.狐貍︰哇！還有一個大蘿卜。現在，蘿卜是屬于我的。
5.七人英文小話劇有哪些
I have a dream【音樂起】（舒緩的背景音樂）Everyone has their own dreams,As a girl my dream is to experience a sweet and romantic love story。
And one day ,a miracle happened, I met an angel（天使出現）音樂起【公映許可背景音樂】獨白：As you can see, I am an angel ,an handsome and cool angel——Do you want to buy Yiligao？【顯示圖片】（一粒高）——NO——Do you want to Accreditation？【顯示圖片】（辦證）——No——Do you want to chat with xilige or fengjie？【顯示圖片】（犀利哥鳳姐）——No——Oh,do you want a universal remote control？【顯示圖片】（遙控器）——What？ （參考電影《神奇遙控器》）——I am not suppose to do this ,but you seem like a good guy 。【顯示圖片】so I gonna have to just give it to you,Enjoy！【一塊半截磚】—— I want handsome, hero, Prince Charming…——It will meet all your requirment——Really？（天使消失）獨白：How could this? I want to be back again to fall in love with Romeo, of course, hehe（按下按鈕）【上】第一場景：羅密歐與茱麗葉羅密歐；美女。
beauty朱麗葉；帥哥。handsome羅密歐；你和我的前妻好像啊。
You look like my ex-wife朱麗葉；你前妻呢？Your ex-wife羅密歐；服毒自殺了。She committed suicide taking poison朱麗葉；我男朋友也服毒死My boyfriend also committed suicide taking poison。
羅密歐；哦 太好了。看我帥嗎？oh good Do you feel I'm handsome? Don't you want to be my girlfriend？朱麗葉；讓我再想一下啊。
let me see羅密歐；好的，我等你。good, I will wait for you.朱利葉：呵呵，我想好了，好的，我答應你。
haw-haw,i decide to be your girlfriend！羅密歐：那你和我一起去我家見我爸媽吧！that's great! let's go to my home to visit my parents！ 朱麗葉：沒問題！No problem！到家之后羅密歐：媽媽，這是我女朋友，朱，mum,this is my girlfriend,zhuliye！朱麗葉：你好，伯母。hi,aunty！伯母： 你好，你長的真漂亮！快坐吧，我去給你弄杯喝的！hi,you are so beautiful! Sit down please! what do you want to drink, milk？ 朱麗葉：謝謝！sure! thank you！羅密哦：我的媽很好，對吧？my mun is kind,isn't she？朱麗葉：真的很好！of course！牛奶到；朱麗葉：謝謝。
thank you ！朱喝之后昏倒。羅密歐： Oh! my God,my darling,my love！ 三鹿奶粉sanlu! fuck！【顯示圖片】【悲傷音樂起】（領導人去世哀悼音樂）But the moment I fainted, I press the second button, I hope my idol there, come and save me【王子上】第二場景：白馬王子與灰姑娘P: A beautiful girl! She shall be my snow white ! wake up, wake up…S.w: did you wake me up .p:yes! you are so beautifull that i love you at the first sight i see you . s.w:Thank you for your help! wa !you are the Prince Charming !and i love you too!p:o!how beautifull it is !let's go back to my country！【顯示圖片】皇宮s.w:what can we do? the king didn't agree us .p:do you love me ?s.w:of cours !p:good . let's go out of the country and find our best kingdom!s.w :good ,let's go ！但是進了皇宮我才知道，原來王子喜歡上網，偷菜，打CF，和芙蓉姐姐聊天，沒有時間陪我，于是我決定離開，我登上了一條船，沒錯，這條船的名字就是泰坦尼克號，在船上我遇見了他But when I come into the palace, I find that Prince like to surf in the Internet, stealing vegatable, playing CF, and chat with 芙蓉姐姐， no time to accompany me, so I decided to leave, I boarded a boat, yes, the boat's name is Titanic, the ship I met him【顯示圖片，音樂起】【Jack上】泰坦尼克號音樂Hello, Jack.哈啰，杰克I changed my mind.我改變主意了They said you might be。
聽說你在這里.* me your hand.噓。把手給我Now close your eyes.現在閉上眼睛Go on.快Step up.站上來Keep your eyes closed, don't peek.眼睛閉好，別偷看I'm not.不會的Do you trust me？你信任我嗎？I trust you.我信任你All right, open your eyes.好，張開眼睛I'm flying! Jack！我在飛！杰克！要有動作，搞笑點的正當我們聊天時，泰坦尼克撞上了冰山，船沉了，Jack為了救我犧牲了，傷心的我按下第四個按鈕：天啊，賜給我個英雄吧，于是，蜘蛛俠救了我As we chat, the Titanic hit an iceberg, the ship sank, in order to save me ,Jack sink with the ship,and last I press the fourth button: My God, gave me a hero, so, Spider-Man saved me【顯示圖片，音樂起】（緊張節奏音樂）很快他也愛上我了，但是我發現，他整天救人卻沒時間陪我，于是我決定分手He soon fell in love with me, but I found that he spent on saving lives, but no time to accompany me, so I decided to break up【蜘蛛俠上】（借鑒電影《蜘蛛俠3》You look beautiful, peonies哥送的不是花，是寂寞！ you ok?M:How beautiful you're!rose. Time's gone,my heart will go on. 【音樂起】神秘園 the song from ..W:Sorry!Listen to me,there's something i have to say. We might as well break * love have co。
6.適合七個人的英語話劇
白雪公主的短劇，其中小矮人的話可以省略幾人！英語短劇：Snow White（白雪公主）SW---白雪公主 Q---皇后 M---魔鏡 H---獵人 P---白馬王子 D---小矮人 A---小動物 （旁白）A long time ago, In a beautiful kingdom, there lived a young king and a queen, the people loved them so much; the queen died while giving birth to a girl, her name was Snow White, She was a beautiful princess. Year passed, the king got married again, The people didn't love the new queen, because she was * day, In the king's palace： ----白雪出場 S.w: My name is S.w , I am a beautiful princess, I miss my mother so much, Where is my mother? Where is my mother？ 音樂起，皇后、魔鏡出場 Q: I am a queen, I'm very beautiful,Where is Mirror? Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who's the most beautiful? M: S.w is much more beautiful than you! Q: Hunter, go kill S.w. 獵人出場 H: Yes, my queen 音樂起，小動物出場，追趕獵人，公主驚慌出逃 S.w: Help me ,help me, please, please A: what's wrong with you? S.w: The hunter…hunter… A: bite you bite you … 小動物追趕獵人下場 S.w: I am tried and hungry, oh, there is a little house , I will eat a little and lie down. 音樂起，7個小矮人出場， D: 1\Look, somebody ate my food---- 2\somebody drank my water---- 3\someone is sleeping now---- 4\What a beautiful girl！---- 小矮人睡覺----音樂起公主先醒了----小矮人醒了----對話 5\How do you do? S.w: How do you do? My name is S.w … Nice to meet you! D： （齊說）Nice to meet you ,too---- 6\ welcome to our house!---- 7\Would you like to live here? S.w: My pleasure, thank you very much! D: Let's go out for our work, bye-bye, S.W 皇后、魔鏡出場 Q: Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the most beautiful? M: S.w is much more beautiful than you! Q: What? S.w is not dead? Hahaha, I got a good idea！ 音樂起，皇后扮演老太太出場，對話 Q: Apple ,apple, beautiful apple, S.w: Hello, Good morning grandma! Q: pretty girl ,would you like a bite? S.w: Oh, yes ,thank you grandma！ 白雪公主咬一口后倒地 Q: The girl is dead! Hahaha… 小矮人出場、圍著公主哭 S.w wake up, wake up… 音樂起，動物引著王子出場 P: A beautiful girl! She shall be my queen！ 王子吻公主，公主醒了。
7.急需一部英文話劇 7個人的最好 越簡單越好 用來上課表演的
Summary: Long time ago, there was a war in China. The natives wanted to get the land back, which had belonged to them before. However, the king of the nation didn't allow such a ridiculous thing, and the war finally broke. Unfortunately, the odds were against China. So the king decide to *ctedly, Mulan's father, who was old and weak, was chosen. Know that her father was not equal to the mission,Mulan decided to dress gerself as a man to join the army instead of her fater. During the time in the army, she became acquainted wiht the captain, Li Shang, and she was deeply moved by his care for her. After they won th ewar, she told the truth frankly to him, and Li Shang asked the king to spare her life for disguising herself as a * time, they fell in love with each other, got married and lived happily hereafter. Scene I Narrator:Long time age, ther was a war in China。
..德首：Get out. The land doesn't belong to you.土酋：Your land?。
Hey , he says this is his land.土酋：We just get our land back.德首：Go to hell, you barbarians.土酋：Attack！德首 Fire! Kill them all.德首：Just wait and see. My son, Li Shang, will revenge himeself on you. 路人甲：Your majesty, we are losing. What can we do？陛下：Even if the odds are against us, we must keep going *, what we can do is recruit soldiers.使者：Pat。
.Ouch, what are you doing? Are you Pat? Pat:Yes.使者：O.K. I am the messenger from our great general, Li Shang. This letter is confidential. Please read it *:What's up? Daddy, you look so pale,Pat:Nothing。.Mulan:Look!Pat: What。
Mulan:My father is dying. My brother is too young. What can I do？路人甲乙丙丁：What can she do?Mulan:What can I do?Voice:You can go to the army instead of your father. Mulan:But I'm a *:Why not? You look like a *:Right! Good idea! I can't see the reason why a girl can't be a soldier to defend her own * II Narrator:Mulan began her life in the army.報到 士兵：Hey, don't cut in. Line up.士兵：Attention! This is our general, Li * Shang:I just want you to follow three "A"s. Thell them what three "A"s.士兵：The three "A"s are "Apple, airplane, adult video." Li Shang:The three "A"s are "Action, ability, and agility."-----understand？士兵：Yes!Li Shang:Good!。
.Dismissed.士兵領隊：Soldiers, follow me！士兵：嘿咻。..Mulan 士兵：Are you out of breath for running for a short time？士兵：You are a sissy boy.-------眾：Sissy boy.士兵：Look! He is so thin and so weak. How can our country depend on him？眾： Ha, ha, ha!Li Shang:Hey, men! There is no time for you to chat! Li Shang:Are you O.K.?Mulan:I'm all * Shang:to see the doctor and then take a rest under the *:He is really a good guy. I am wondering which girl will be lucky enough to marry him.士兵： Hey! Soldiers. It's time for dinner.士兵：Oh。
.food! Food!---Hey, here is nothing for you. Get away!Li Shang：唉。You are inferior to others in all aspects Li Shang:This is for *:Thank you. Sir!Li Shang:Go and eat *:He is really a good man. In order not to disappoint him, I'll do my best to become stronger.（士兵舉重比賽） Narrator:After being humiliated and insulted by others, she was ashamed of her weakness. So Mulan tried every way to strengthen herself. She lifted weights and did *or:After a few months of hard training。
..羅卜兵：Sir! Sir! Our enemies are coming back * Shang:What? Those barbarians are returning? hey, soldiers! Take up your weapon and follow me. It's time to fight.兵：Fight!Mulan:Hey! Wake up! Don't sleep! Where are the other guys？ 羅卜兵：They。
.are。fighting!Mulan:What!--Guys! Wait for me!Scene III Li Shang:Do you still remmeber General Lee? You killed him ruthlessly. I'm his son, Li Shang.土酋：I've killed too many people. It doesn't bother me to kill one more so that you can see your father in the hell * Shang:Ha! You talk too much, you ugly * it is my chance to take revenge on you.土酋：You? Ha, ha, ha. impossible! Li Shang:Watch out, I'll kill you all.土酋： Oh yeah? You're still wet behind the ears. How can you bear us and kill us all? You are * Shang:Just wait and see if I can't. Soldiers, fire！土酋： My brave soldiers, go! Ha, ha, ha. Now you are under my control. Surrender?Li Shang:Just kill me. I'd rather die thatn *:Are youall right？土酋：Do you look down upon me? Ge him! Get him now！ 土酋：It。
it is *:Li, I'm * Shang:Why did you kiss me? Are you a gay?Mulan:No. In fact, I am a * Shang:According to the law, a woman can't be a soldier。
8.搞笑的英語短話劇,7個人左右的
* You Know My Work?
One night a hotel caught fire, and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes.
Two men stood outside and looked at the fire.
“Before I came out,” said one,“I ran into some of the rooms and found a lot of money. People don't think of money when they're afraid. When anyone leaves paper money in a fire, the fire burns it. So I took all the bills that I could * one will be poorer because I took them.”
“You don't know my work,” said the other.
“What is your work?”
“I'm a policeman.
“Oh!” cried the first man. He thought quickly and said,“And do you know my work?”“No,”said the policeman.
“I'm a writer. I'm always telling stories about things that never happened.”
9.英語7人小話劇
I have a dream【音樂起】（舒緩的背景音樂）Everyone has their own dreams,As a girl my dream is to experience a sweet and romantic love story。
And one day ,a miracle happened, I met an angel（天使出現）音樂起【公映許可背景音樂】獨白：As you can see, I am an angel ,an handsome and cool angel——Do you want to buy Yiligao？【顯示圖片】（一粒高）——NO——Do you want to Accreditation？【顯示圖片】（辦證）——No——Do you want to chat with xilige or fengjie？【顯示圖片】（犀利哥鳳姐）——No——Oh,do you want a universal remote control？【顯示圖片】（遙控器）——What？ （參考電影《神奇遙控器》）——I am not suppose to do this ,but you seem like a good guy 。【顯示圖片】so I gonna have to just give it to you,Enjoy！【一塊半截磚】—— I want handsome, hero, Prince Charming…——It will meet all your requirment——Really？（天使消失）獨白：How could this? I want to be back again to fall in love with Romeo, of course, hehe（按下按鈕）【上】第一場景：羅密歐與茱麗葉羅密歐；美女。
beauty朱麗葉；帥哥。handsome羅密歐；你和我的前妻好像啊。
You look like my ex-wife朱麗葉；你前妻呢？Your ex-wife羅密歐；服毒自殺了。She committed suicide taking poison朱麗葉；我男朋友也服毒死My boyfriend also committed suicide taking poison。
羅密歐；哦 太好了。看我帥嗎？oh good Do you feel I'm handsome? Don't you want to be my girlfriend？朱麗葉；讓我再想一下啊。
let me see羅密歐；好的，我等你。good, I will wait for you.朱利葉：呵呵，我想好了，好的，我答應你。
haw-haw,i decide to be your girlfriend！羅密歐：那你和我一起去我家見我爸媽吧！that's great! let's go to my home to visit my parents！ 朱麗葉：沒問題！No problem！到家之后羅密歐：媽媽，這是我女朋友，朱，mum,this is my girlfriend,zhuliye！朱麗葉：你好，伯母。hi,aunty！伯母： 你好，你長的真漂亮！快坐吧，我去給你弄杯喝的！hi,you are so beautiful! Sit down please! what do you want to drink, milk？ 朱麗葉：謝謝！sure! thank you！羅密哦：我的媽很好，對吧？my mun is kind,isn't she？朱麗葉：真的很好！of course！牛奶到；朱麗葉：謝謝。
thank you ！朱喝之后昏倒。羅密歐： Oh! my God,my darling,my love！ 三鹿奶粉sanlu! fuck！【顯示圖片】【悲傷音樂起】（領導人去世哀悼音樂）But the moment I fainted, I press the second button, I hope my idol there, come and save me【王子上】第二場景：白馬王子與灰姑娘P: A beautiful girl! She shall be my snow white ! wake up, wake up…S.w: did you wake me up .p:yes! you are so beautifull that i love you at the first sight i see you . s.w:Thank you for your help! wa !you are the Prince Charming !and i love you too!p:o!how beautifull it is !let's go back to my country！【顯示圖片】皇宮s.w:what can we do? the king didn't agree us .p:do you love me ?s.w:of cours !p:good . let's go out of the country and find our best kingdom!s.w :good ,let's go ！但是進了皇宮我才知道，原來王子喜歡上網，偷菜，打CF，和芙蓉姐姐聊天，沒有時間陪我，于是我決定離開，我登上了一條船，沒錯，這條船的名字就是泰坦尼克號，在船上我遇見了他But when I come into the palace, I find that Prince like to surf in the Internet, stealing vegatable, playing CF, and chat with 芙蓉姐姐， no time to accompany me, so I decided to leave, I boarded a boat, yes, the boat's name is Titanic, the ship I met him【顯示圖片，音樂起】【Jack上】泰坦尼克號音樂Hello, Jack.哈啰，杰克I changed my mind.我改變主意了They said you might be。
聽說你在這里.* me your hand.噓。把手給我Now close your eyes.現在閉上眼睛Go on.快Step up.站上來Keep your eyes closed, don't peek.眼睛閉好，別偷看I'm not.不會的Do you trust me？你信任我嗎？I trust you.我信任你All right, open your eyes.好，張開眼睛I'm flying! Jack！我在飛！杰克！要有動作，搞笑點的正當我們聊天時，泰坦尼克撞上了冰山，船沉了，Jack為了救我犧牲了，傷心的我按下第四個按鈕：天啊，賜給我個英雄吧，于是，蜘蛛俠救了我As we chat, the Titanic hit an iceberg, the ship sank, in order to save me ,Jack sink with the ship,and last I press the fourth button: My God, gave me a hero, so, Spider-Man saved me【顯示圖片，音樂起】（緊張節奏音樂）很快他也愛上我了，但是我發現，他整天救人卻沒時間陪我，于是我決定分手He soon fell in love with me, but I found that he spent on saving lives, but no time to accompany me, so I decided to break up【蜘蛛俠上】（借鑒電影《蜘蛛俠3》You look beautiful, peonies哥送的不是花，是寂寞！ you ok?M:How beautiful you're!rose. Time's gone,my heart will go on. 【音樂起】神秘園 the song from ..W:Sorry!Listen to me,there's something i have to say. We might as well break * love have 。