華閱文章網1.急需英語幽默四人情景對話,
第一篇 Mike(M) Danny(C), Tommy(T)---classmates 地點：Scene----in the college dorm大學宿舍 Danny is playing a computer game on his laptop. Tommy is sleeping. Mike came back from a morning jogging. M: hi, Dan, what are u doing? D: I am playing war craft. M: Where is Tommy? D: Shiiiii! M:What? What's the matter? D: Don't u see? He is still sleeping. M: My goodness! I can't believe this! It's almost nine. He got to get up now. Don't u remember we are required to make up a three people dialogue for tomorrow's oral class? D: Yes, I do. You wake up Tommy and I will play one more round of war craft. M: You'd better stop playing right now. We don't have much time to prepare this dialogue. Tommy! Tommy! Wake up! Time to wake up! T:five more minutes, please. Mike: No way, Jose. Time really * still have a lot to do. Hurry up. T: (Tommy sits up in his bed) Can I lie down two more minutes, please, just two more minutes? when Danny finishes his game, I will be fine.(Yawns) I don't know why I am so so sleepy. (Tommy lies down again.) M: Guys!!! I am really angry now. Time waits for nobody. If you two don't stop what you are doing now, I will find somebody else to be my partners. D and T: all right. All right. We listen to u. M: That's more like it. We need will power. D and T: what is will power? M: Will power is trying hard not to do something that you really want to do. D: You mean like trying not to play war craft? Mike: right. T: you mean like trying not to stay up late? M: right. Danny turns off his computer. Tommy gets up and goes to the bathroom. Two minutes later the three maskeetters are working on their assignment. Danny: Mike, can I take a little break? Let me play one round and we will continue our work? Tommy: Mike, Can I lie down a minute? My back hurts. Mike: No! No! No! Let's finish our work first before we do anything. We need will power!!! Danny and Tommy: that's true. We need will power! We listen to you.第二篇 TOM'S EXCUSE Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day? Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go Slow". 湯姆的借口 老師：湯姆，您為什么每天上學遲到？ 湯姆：我每次路過拐角，一個路標上面寫著："學校----慢行。
" DID YOUR DAD。 2)Tom call Jim's name:"I can't bear such a foolish!" and Jim say:"You mother could (bear)！" 湯姆對著吉姆罵道："我受不了你這個苯蛋了！" 吉姆說："你媽媽能！" 附：bear 有兩重意思："生"和"忍受"這個笑話正是根據這點. 3)Tom call Jim's name:"I can't bear such a foolish!" and Jim say:"You mother could (bear)！" 湯姆對著吉姆罵道："我受不了你這個苯蛋了！" 吉姆說："你媽媽能！" 附：bear 有兩重意思："生"和"忍受"這個笑話正是根據這點. 4)A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second" 一男子進入教堂和上帝對話.他問："主啊， 一百萬美元對你意味著多少？"上帝回答："一便士."男子又問："那一百萬年呢？"上帝說："一秒鐘."最后男子請求道："上帝，我能得到一便士嗎？"上帝回答："過一秒鐘." 5)Mother sent Tommy to the store across the street to buy a good box of * Tommy came back,mother asked him,”Did you buy a good box of matches?” “Yes,Mum.”Tommy replied,”I have tried them all.” 一盒小火柴 媽媽讓湯米去馬路對面的商店里買一盒好用的火柴。
湯米回來后，媽媽問他，“你買的是好用的火柴嗎？” “是的，媽媽。”湯米回答，“我把它們都試過了。”
6)Father:Uh,oh,I think I just made an illegal right-hand turn. Susie:That is okay ,dad,the policeman behind you just did the same thing！ 開車 父親：哎呀，我剛才違規右轉彎了。 蘇西：沒事，爸，跟在你后面的警察也這么轉了。
7)Little Robert asked his mother for tow cents.”What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?” “I gave it to a poor old woman,”he answered. “You'er a good boy,”said the mother proudly.”Here are tow cents * why are you so interested in the old woman?” “She is the one who sells the candy.” 好孩子 小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。 “昨天給你的錢干什么了？” “我給了一個可憐的老太婆。”
他回答說。“你真是一個好孩子，”媽媽驕傲地說. “再給你兩分錢。
可你為什么對那位老太太那么感興趣呢？” “她是個賣糖果的。” 8)Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked,”What happened?” “A kid bit me,”replied Ivan. “Would you recognize him if you sew him again?”asked his mother. “I。
2.英語搞笑四人短劇 簡單
Y: Excuse me, is this your book?
X: Thank you so much.
Y: You are welcome. Are you new admits?
X : yes. We just came to register yesterday. My name is Xiao ling. Nice to meet you. This is my best high school friend Lanlan.
Y: My name is Yani. Nice to meet you, too. This is my friend since childhood, Songtao.
S: hi! We both came from xxx.
L: really? I am from that city, too. We are all town fellows aren't we?. It's such a small world.
S: absolutely. We both major in computer science. What's your major?
X: accounting. I don't really like it. But my parents said this school offers excellent accounting programs and it will be easier for me to get a job later on.
L: My major is education. I want to be a teacher. I think it is cool.
S: I picked my own major because I know what I want. I just like computers a lot. I would like to be a computer programmer in the future.
Y: Well, I don't know wether I really like it or not. I just follow Songtao where he goes.
X: I feel bad for those students who make it to the top but had to quit school because of financial problems.
S: My parents paid some of my tution and I said to myself that I want to be a somebody. But no matter how much I do, I will never be able to repay my parents for what they have done for me.
L: I think I will find some off campus jobs in summer. I don't want to be a burden to my family . My parents have been working hard all their lives.
X: Lanlan, you are great.
S: look. The boys are playing basketball now. I will join them. See you !
X: let's keep in touch, ok?
L: I don't have a cell phone. Can I send you e-mails?
Y: Sure. Here is my cell phone number. 12345678
And this is my e-mail address. Please write to me.
L: I will.
X: this is mine.:22334455.I am so glad to meet you. Take care!
Y and S: bye
3.英語搞笑四人短劇 簡單
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4.急求英語笑話情景對話 4人
Jim; Good morning, Linda
Linda; Hello Jim. What are you doing
Jim; I was going to school, you do
Linda; I have the same
Tom; you well, Jim, Linda.
Linda; wow, Tom, what are you doing, we are going to school, you do
Tom; I think it is too early to go to school, and I'm going to restaurant to eat breakfast, do you have to eat
Linda; I did not, Jim, we were okay to eat
Jim; certainly a good thing, Linda, Tom, we go together
Restaurant
Jim; wow, that's not Lucy do
Linda; Good morning, Lucy
Tom, Good morning
Lucy; welcome your arrival, this is my home
Jim; really can not believe that this is your home, that's great, Lucy
Lucy; with breakfast bar, my friends
Linda; really good home environment for Lucy
Lucy; my friends, what you are going to
Linda; Let me think about it, I want a hamburger, Jim and Tom have to do
Jim; I like it, I would like a
Tom; No, I do not like hamburgers, I do not want hamburger, I think I need a hot dog
Lucy; Maybe I have a hot dog, I also want a cup of cola, you are going to do
Jim; No, I do not like Coke, I need a glass of milk
Tom; I love Coke, I want it to
Linda; I do not like Coke, do not like milk, I just like a glass of water
Lucy; what you should do, I think I do not need a
Linda; I would also like an ice cream
Tom; Let me think about it, I still need a salad
Jim; I think I would also like a cider enough
Lucy, good, then I went to tell the salesperson, you first, and so bar
Jim; well, thank you
Linda; Good Lucy
Tom; Yes, Thank you so much
Lucy; do not mention it
Half an hour later
Linda; wow, Lucy, was so delicious the
Tom; indeed very good
Jim; great, Lucy
Lucy; Thank you
Half an hour later
Lucy; to go to school, and everyone bar
Jim; good
Linda; of course
Tom; Yes, everyone bar
5.急求英語搞笑四人短劇~~盡量簡單點~~
?fr=ala0 話劇名：吻青蛙就會給你帶來王子 name:kissing a frog can always brings you a prince 需要四五個人：一個旁白，一個公主，一只不愛洗澡的青蛙，一到兩只干凈的青蛙。
需要道具：服裝，一枝花，一張帥哥的照片，還有其它的道具你可以自添加。場景：森林里，破井邊。
旁白（頭上插枝花）：long long ago,a bueatiful princess who was as bueatifull as a。
.（開始思考，突然大悟，取下頭上的花）。
right! * is lonely so the Queen of love promised a prince of frog for her,she told her to go out one day。
..（公出場）。..the princess walks near the castle and。
..公主（以下簡稱公）臺詞：Oh,Venus,Queen of love,can you tell me where is my fate?where is my handsome prince?where is the prince of frog？白：Suddenly,she discovered that she had walked in to a strange forest,when suddenly again, a frog appeared in front of her.（青蛙把王子的照片藏在領子里，出場，蹲在地上，要表現出自己很臟很邋遢，但不能讓人惡心，記住） 公：（驚喜）Oh Venus,thank you my Queen of love,I see it,I see the * me see，（走過去） oh my god,this frog is so。
（聞聞，然后捏住鼻子，猶豫，來回走），is it really the frog for me？（看看周圍，）aren't there any other frogs？這時，早就在場邊待命的干凈青蛙，跳動起來：YES YES other frogs we are here ,see? we are here.（重復說we are here！） 旁白沖過去，敲那些“青蛙”的頭，說：“sh。
.sh。
shut up ,shut up。.." 臟青蛙（很不耐煩）：excuse me my lady? please tell me how long you want to keep me waiting？ 公主：（驚慌，，，趕緊給它洗澡。
）don't be angry lovely little frog,you need a shower first.旁白過來用花把它掃干凈。
白：now the princess is going to kiss her frog.公要親它頭的時候，它突然站起來，吐出（從領子里抽出照片）給公主。說：thank you young lady,the Queen of love told me to give this to you after the shower,she promised me a shower here.公主：what？（大吃一驚） 青蛙：She told me to give this photo to you to thank you for the * you take it,just take it.公：so you are not my frog of prince。
..公主接過照片，青蛙走人，公主看一下，然后暈倒。
白沖過來扶住她，同時大聲念：my dear,the man on the photo is the prince I promise you,tel NO.131232313266。
7.求英語搞笑的四人情景對話大約兩三分鐘的 不要從網上抄 不要太難
顧客：小心，你的大拇指在我湯里了
服務員：別擔心，先生，不是很燙！
Diner:Watchout!Yourthumbsinmysoup!
Waiter:Don'tworrySirit'snotthathot!
服務員給顧客拿來了牛排，大拇指在牛肉上.“你瘋了嗎？”顧客喊到，“你的手在我的牛排上！”“什么？”服務員說，“你想讓它再掉地上？”
.Areyoucrazy???
服務員：茶或咖啡？先生.
第一個顧客：我要茶
第二個顧客：我也是茶——杯子要干凈的！
服務員：兩杯茶，哪個要干凈的杯子？
Waiter:Teaorcoffeegentlemen?
I'llhavetea.
2ndcustomer:Metoo-!
(Waiterexitsreturns)Waiter:Twoteas.?
顧客：服務員，這只蒼蠅在我湯里干什么？看起來象是在仰泳，
Waiterwhat'sthisflydoinginmysoup?。
顧客：湯里有只蒼蠅！
服務員：別擔心，先生，面包里的蜘蛛會干掉它.
Waiterthere'saflyinmysoup!
Don''em.
服務員，我湯里有只蒼蠅！不是，先生，那是蟑螂，蒼蠅在你牛排里.
Waiterthere'saflyinmysoup!Nosirthat'.
服務員，湯里有只蒼蠅！別讓別人看見，先生，要不別人都要.
Waiterthere'saflyinmysoup!Keepitdownsirorthey'llallbewantingone.
服務員，湯里有只蒼蠅！我知道，先生，我們沒有另收錢.
Waiterthere'saflyinmysoup!ItsOKSirthere'snoextracharge!
服務員，湯里有只蒼蠅！對不起，先生，我弄走那三個時忘了這個.
!SorrysirmaybeI'.
服務員，湯里有只死蒼蠅！
是的，先生，是開水殺死了它們.
Waiterthere'sadeadflyinmysoup!
Yessirit'.
8.小學英語情景幽默對話大全四人
第一篇Mike(M) Danny(C), Tommy(T)---classmates 地點：Scene----in the college dorm大學宿舍 Danny is playing a computer game on his laptop. Tommy is sleeping. Mike came back from a morning jogging. M: hi, Dan, what are u doing? D: I am playing war craft. M: Where is Tommy? D: Shiiiii! M:What? What's the matter? D: Don't u see? He is still sleeping. M: My goodness! I can't believe this! It's almost nine. He got to get up now. Don't u remember we are required to make up a three people dialogue for tomorrow's oral class? D: Yes, I do. You wake up Tommy and I will play one more round of war craft. M: You'd better stop playing right now. We don't have much time to prepare this dialogue. Tommy! Tommy! Wake up! Time to wake up! T:five more minutes, please. Mike: No way, Jose. Time really * still have a lot to do. Hurry up. T: (Tommy sits up in his bed) Can I lie down two more minutes, please, just two more minutes? when Danny finishes his game, I will be fine.(Yawns) I don't know why I am so so sleepy. (Tommy lies down again.) M: Guys!!! I am really angry now. Time waits for nobody. If you two don't stop what you are doing now, I will find somebody else to be my partners. D and T: all right. All right. We listen to u. M: That's more like it. We need will power. D and T: what is will power? M: Will power is trying hard not to do something that you really want to do. D: You mean like trying not to play war craft? Mike: right. T: you mean like trying not to stay up late? M: right. Danny turns off his computer. Tommy gets up and goes to the bathroom. Two minutes later the three maskeetters are working on their assignment. Danny: Mike, can I take a little break? Let me play one round and we will continue our work? Tommy: Mike, Can I lie down a minute? My back hurts. Mike: No! No! No! Let's finish our work first before we do anything. We need will power!!! Danny and Tommy: that's true. We need will power! We listen to you.第二篇TOM'S EXCUSE Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day? Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go Slow". 湯姆的借口 老師：湯姆，您為什么每天上學遲到？ 湯姆：我每次路過拐角，一個路標上面寫著："學校----慢行。
" DID YOUR DAD。 2)Tom call Jim's name:"I can't bear such a foolish!" and Jim say:"You mother could (bear)！" 湯姆對著吉姆罵道："我受不了你這個苯蛋了！" 吉姆說："你媽媽能！" 附：bear 有兩重意思："生"和"忍受"這個笑話正是根據這點. 3)Tom call Jim's name:"I can't bear such a foolish!" and Jim say:"You mother could (bear)！" 湯姆對著吉姆罵道："我受不了你這個苯蛋了！" 吉姆說："你媽媽能！" 附：bear 有兩重意思："生"和"忍受"這個笑話正是根據這點. 4)A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second" 一男子進入教堂和上帝對話.他問："主啊， 一百萬美元對你意味著多少？"上帝回答："一便士."男子又問："那一百萬年呢？"上帝說："一秒鐘."最后男子請求道："上帝，我能得到一便士嗎？"上帝回答："過一秒鐘." 5)Mother sent Tommy to the store across the street to buy a good box of * Tommy came back,mother asked him,”Did you buy a good box of matches?” “Yes,Mum.”Tommy replied,”I have tried them all.”。
9.急求搞笑英語情景對話4人的,要平均點的,謝謝啦
1.I had an amusing experience last year. After I had left a small village in the south of France, I drove on to the next town. On the way, a young man waved to me. I stopped and he asked me for a lift. As soon as he had got into the car, I said good morning to him in French and he replied in the same language. Apart from a few words, I do not know any French at all. Neither of us spoke during the journey. I had nearly reached the town, when the young man suddenly said, very slowly, "Do you speak English?' As I soon learnt, he was English himself!'
* secretary told me that Mr. Harmsworth would see me. I felt very nervous when I went into his office. He did not look up from his desk when I entered. After I had sat down, he said that business was very bad. He told me that the firm could not afford to pay such large salaries. Twenty people had already left. I knew that my turn had come.
'*orth,' I said in a weak voice.
'Don't interrupt,' he said.
Then he smiled and told me I would receive an extra thousand pounds a year!
* I had had lunch at a village pub, I looked for my bag. I had left it on a chair beside the door and now it wasn't there! As I was looking for it, the landlord came in.
'Did you have a good meal?" he asked.
'Yes, thank you,' I answered, 'but I can't pay the bill. I haven't got my bag.'
The landlord smiled and immediately went out. In a few minutes he returned with my bag and gave it back to me.
'I'm very sorry,' he said. 'My dog had taken in into the garden. He often does this!'
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