華閱文章網1.簡短的英語笑故事,最好是安徒生的（一定要簡單又少的
He Won
Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.
Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?
Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.
他贏了
湯姆：約翰尼，你小弟弟好嗎？
約翰尼：他害病臥床了。他受了傷。
湯姆：真糟糕，怎么回事兒？
約翰尼：我們做游戲，看誰能把身子探出窗外最遠，他贏了。
2.關于微笑的英語短文（中英互譯）
Before you do everything, smile first.
When you need some help, you should say: “Excuse me.” At the same time,if you show your unhappy face, he will be unhappy too. How can you get the help while he has no pleasure7 So show your smile, and you will get his help.
In fact, smile is a difficult job. It seems very difficult for you to smile when you are sad. Don't be afraid. Make up your mind to try once, only once, and you will find that you are much better in heart.
Smile is also a kind of language which cannot be heard by anyone, but persons always know its meaning. When you meet your friends in the morning, smile means “Good morning ! ”When you fail, the friend's smile means “Have another try !” So when you smile, although you don't say any word, you can understand:each other.
Remember to smile, and happy life you'll get, I think!
微笑
做事之前，先報以微笑吧。
例如當你需要幫助時，你應該說：“勞駕。”這時，如果你一臉的不高興，對方也就會不高興。你怎么可能在對方不高興的時候得到他的幫助呢？所以請露出你的笑容，那你就能如愿以償了。
實際上，微笑也不是一件簡單容易的事。當你傷心的時候，你似乎就很難
笑得起來。不要擔心，下定決心來試一次，哪怕是僅僅一次，你就會發現心里面
的感覺好多了。
微笑也是一種語言。雖然誰也聽不到，但人人都知道它的意思。當早晨遇到朋友的時候，微笑意思是“早上好！”當你失敗的時候，朋友的微笑意思就是“再試一次！”所以當你們微笑時，盡管什么都沒有說，卻都能相互理解。
記住給別人以微笑吧，我相信你一定會得到一個美好的人生！
3.簡短的英文小故事
A smiling boy arrived home from a dental visit,"Hey mom,the dentist says I have no cavities. "
His mom stared at him wide-eyed and quite surprised,"It's impossible --you never brush your teeth after cleaning the chocolate box before you go to bed!
Then the boy opened his mouth --he had not a tooth left!
英文笑話：我沒有蛀牙/No Cavities
小男孩兒看完牙醫，面帶微笑地回到家：“嘿，媽媽，牙醫說，我一顆蛀牙也沒有。”
媽媽驚訝地瞪大眼睛：“不可能——你每回上床睡覺前都把巧克力盒子里的糖一下子吃完，而且從來不刷牙！”
這時，男孩兒張開了嘴巴——他的牙全被拔光了。？ The ass and his purchaser
A man wanted to buy an ass. He went to the market, and saw a likely one. But he wanted to test him first.
So he took the ass home, and put him into the stable with the other asses. The new ass looked around, and immediately went to choose a place next to the laziest ass in the stable.
When the man saw this he put a halter on the ass at once, and gave him back to his owner.
The owner felt quite surprised. He asked the man, "Why are you back so soon? Have you tested him already?" "I don't want to test him any more," replied the man, "From the companion he chose for himself, I could see what sort of animal he is."
驢和買驢的人
一個買主到市場上去買驢，他看中一頭外表不錯的驢，但是他想要牽走試一試。
他把驢牽回家，放在自己其他的驢之間，這驢四處看看，立即走向一頭好吃懶做的驢旁邊。
于是，買驢的人立刻給那頭驢套上轡頭，牽去還給驢的賣主。
賣主感到很奇怪，他問買主：“你怎么這么快就回來了？”買主說：“不必再試了，從他所選擇什么樣的朋友來看，我已經知道他是什么樣了。”
寓意： 物以類聚，人以群分。人們往往喜歡跟與自己相同的人交往，所以，我們可以根據一個人的朋友來推斷他的為人。
4.求3篇非常簡短的英文小故事
The Thirsty Pigeon口渴的鴿子 A PIGEON, oppressed by excessive thirst, saw a goblet of water painted on a signboard. Not supposing it to be only a picture, she flew towards it with a loud whir and unwittingly dashed against the signboard, jarring herself terribly. Having broken her wings by the blow, she fell to the ground, and was caught by one of the bystanders. Zeal should not outrun discretion. 有只鴿子口渴得很難受，看見畫板上畫著一個水瓶，以為是真的。
他立刻呼呼地猛飛過 去，不料一頭碰撞在畫板上，折斷了翅膀，摔在地上，被人輕易地捉住了。 這是說，有些人想急于得到所需的東西，一時沖動，草率從事，就會身遭不幸。
The Raven and the Swan烏鴉和天鵝 A RAVEN saw a Swan and desired to secure for himself the same beautiful plumage. Supposing that the Swan's splendid white color arose from his washing in the water in which he swam, the Raven left the altars in the neighborhood where he picked up his living, and took up residence in the lakes and pools. But cleansing his feathers as often as he would, he could not change their color, while through want of food he perished. Change of habit cannot alter Nature. 烏鴉非常羨慕天鵝潔白的羽毛。他猜想天鵝一定是經常洗澡，羽毛才變得如此潔白無 瑕。
于是，他毅然離開了他賴以生存的祭壇，來到江湖邊。他天天洗刷自己的羽毛，不但一 點都沒洗白，反而因缺少食物饑餓而死。
這故事是說，人的本性不會隨著生活方式的改變而改變。 The Goat and the Goatherd 山羊與牧羊人 A GOATHERD had sought to bring back a stray goat to his flock. He whistled and sounded his horn in vain; the straggler paid no attention to the summons. At last the Goatherd threw a stone, and breaking its horn, begged the Goat not to tell his master. The Goat replied, "Why, you silly fellow, the horn will speak though I be silent." Do not attempt to hide things which cannot be hid. 很多山羊被牧羊人趕到羊圈里。
有一只山羊不知在吃什么好東西，單獨落在后面。牧羊 人拿起一塊石頭扔了過去，正巧打斷了山羊的一只角。
牧羊人嚇得請求山羊不要告訴主人， 山羊說：“即使我不說，又怎能隱瞞下去呢？我的角已斷了，這是十分明顯的事實。” 這故事說明，明顯的罪狀是無法隱瞞的。
The Miser守財奴 A MISER sold all that he had and bought a lump of gold, which he buried in a hole in the ground by the side of an old wall and went to look at daily. One of his workmen observed his frequent visits to the spot and decided to watch his movements. He soon discovered the secret of the hidden treasure, and digging down, came to the lump of gold, and stole it. The Miser, on his next visit, found the hole empty and began to tear his hair and to make loud lamentations. A neighbor, seeing him overcome with grief and learning the cause, said, "Pray do not grieve so; but go and take a stone, and place it in the hole, and fancy that the gold is still lying there. It will do you quite the same service; for when the gold was there, you had it not, as you did not make the slightest use of it." 有個守財奴變賣了他所有的家產，換回了金塊，并秘密地埋在一個地方。他每天走去看 看他的寶藏。
有個在附近放羊的牧人留心觀察，知道了真情，趁他走后，挖出金塊拿走了。 守財奴再來時，發現洞中的金塊沒有了，便捶胸痛哭。
有個人見他如此悲痛，問明原因后， 說道：“喂，朋友，別再難過了，那塊金子雖是你買來的，但并不是你真正擁有的。去拿一 塊石頭來，代替金塊放在洞里，只要你心里想著那是塊金子，你就會很高興。
這樣與你擁有 真正的金塊效果沒什么不同。依我之見，你擁有那金塊時，也從沒用過。”
這故事說明，一切財物如不使用等于沒有。 The Wolf and the Lamb 狼與小羊 WOLF, meeting with a Lamb astray from the fold, resolved not to lay violent hands on him, but to find some plea to justify to the Lamb the Wolf's right to eat him. He thus addressed him:"Sirrah, last year you grossly insulted me." "Indeed," bleated the Lamb in a mournful tone of voice, "I was not then born." Then said the Wolf , "You feed in my pasture." "No, good sir," replied the Lamb, "I have not yet tasted grass." Again said the Wolf, "You drink of my well." "No," exclaimed the Lamb, "I never yet drank water, for as yet my mother's milk is both food and drink to me." Upon which the Wolf seized him and ate him up, saying, "Well! I won't remain supperless, even though you refute every one of my imputations." The tyrant will always find a pretext for his tyranny. 一只小羊在河邊喝水，狼見到后，便想找一個名正言順的借口吃掉他。
于是他跑到上游，惡狠狠地說小羊把河水攪渾濁了，使他喝不到清水。小羊回答說，他僅僅站在河邊喝水，并且又在下游，根本不可能把上游的水攪渾。
狼見此計不成，又說道：“我父親去年被。
5.微笑的簡短故事
畢業那年，我應聘到深圳一家很有名氣的四星級涉外大酒店的餐飲部當服務員，試用期后的基本工資為1500元。
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誰知，就在我結束試用期的前一天晚上，卻發生了一件意想不到的事。那天晚上，有個港商模樣的人單獨要了一間房，指名道姓要我去為他送一杯咖啡。當時，我正為其他幾位貴賓服務，忙得脫不開身，等輪到去他那里時，比他約定的時間遲到了20多分鐘。我小心翼翼地把咖啡給他調好送去，面帶微笑地說：“先生，首先感謝您對我的欣賞和信任。但由于暫時沒能抽出身來，耽誤了您的時間，我感到非常抱歉！”這位港商卻不領情，把左手一揚，正好碰到，我雙手捧著的咖啡杯，杯里的咖啡濺了我一身。可他卻視而不見，指了指手表說：“多長時間了？像你這樣服務，還有人再來嗎？” 3M,w"\*Bn
我知道今天遇上了找茬兒的主，接下來的時間里，我就更加全心全意地為他服務，不敢有半點馬虎。盡管他仍舊一副怒氣沖沖的樣子，我卻始終掛著一臉甜甜的微笑。他說英語，我就用英語配合；他說粵語，我就用粵語交談；他說普通話，我就用、普通話與他溝通。他的態度冷漠而傲慢，臨走的時候還問：“有意見簿嗎？”我心里一沉，知道他還是不能原諒我，要投訴我。如果遭到他的投訴，我就完了！我這3個月來的努力豈不白費了？ yJ[1]D5^s_
盡管十分委屈，我還是表現得非常有禮貌，仍然面帶微笑地雙手呈上意見簿向他真誠地說：“我為今晚的服務不佳表示道歉，您有什么意見和看法盡管寫上去，我會欣然接受您的批評。”
+_$z[1]]Y+q ?BW 第二夫早上，餐飲部經理宣布錄用員工的名單中，果然沒有我的名字！幾十道目光齊刷刷地投在我的臉上，我滿臉通紅，淚水直在眼眶里打轉。在我還沒有回過神來的當兒；經理又宣讀了任命書，說是根據酒店總經理的特別提議，任命我為餐飲部的領班。 $LN4R8ma]
會后，餐飲部經理帶我去見了酒店老總。沒想到，他就是那晚刁難我的港商。他說：“雖然你的綜合素質表現得很不錯，但真正能打動我的，還是你的微笑。那一臉甜美燦爛的微笑，你一共發揮了9次！特別是你那種毫不矯情的、純真的笑，簡直可以擊退我最后一道冷漠的防線！當時，我真想把我的批評寫成表揚，但是，我決定再考驗你一次，結果，你又得了滿分，印證了你的微笑是多么的真實！”
6.關于微笑的英語演講
"You judges, everyone! I am from the (school) smile envoy
Today, I am with a smile oranges came to the stage, I hope you can Zhankai wonderful laugh. While growing up, my father told me that, we have to pursue their own happiness is a matter of fact. Although at the time, I also do not understand the meaning of this remark, but I have gradually raised the customary嘴角arc. When faced with learning difficulties, I would not be able to face the calling, I will smile artificial my ideas when I find students there are difficulties in tears, I will first give them a warm smile when I my friends are not in the ideal state, we will be carefully laugh, loudly singing "clapping song," and continue to smile efforts. I smile when others are given a happy heart, they return to my smile makes me feel satisfied I am to own a smile, full of self-confidence, and the hearts of darkness and said: "Come on!"
I grew up in the road, leaving a brass bell, I like laughter, I smiled and left the footsteps of the left singing the "clapping song." Finally, I hope that you will perform with singing… "If you happiness on the role of .. “各位評委，大家好！我是來自（校名）的微笑使者
今天，我帶著一個微笑的橙子來到這個舞臺，希望你也能綻開舒心的笑。從小，我的爸爸就告訴我，我們要追求的其實就是快樂的自己。雖然當時的我還不懂這句話的涵義，但我已漸漸習慣嘴角揚起的弧度。當遇到學習上的困難時，我不會皺著眉頭去面對，我會微笑著揮灑我的思路；當同學有困難找我哭訴時，我會首先給他們一個溫暖的微笑；當我和我的朋友都處于不太理想的狀態時，我們會會心地一笑，大聲唱著《拍手歌》，繼續微笑著努力。我在給予他人微笑時感到了內心的快樂，他們回報給我的微笑使我感到滿足；我在給自己一個微笑時，就充滿了自信，心中暗暗地說：“加油！”
在我成長的道路上，留下了我銅鈴般的笑聲，留下了我微笑著的足跡，留下了歡唱著的《拍手歌》。最后，希望你能跟我一起唱響…“如果幸福你就拍拍手..””
7.十篇簡短的英語小故事
A smiling boy arrived home from a dental visit,"Hey mom,the dentist says I have no cavities. " His mom stared at him wide-eyed and quite surprised,"It's impossible --you never brush your teeth after cleaning the chocolate box before you go to bed! Then the boy opened his mouth --he had not a tooth left！ 英文笑話：我沒有蛀牙/No Cavities 小男孩兒看完牙醫，面帶微笑地回到家：“嘿，媽媽，牙醫說，我一顆蛀牙也沒有。”
媽媽驚訝地瞪大眼睛：“不可能——你每回上床睡覺前都把巧克力盒子里的糖一下子吃完，而且從來不刷牙！” 這時，男孩兒張開了嘴巴——他的牙全被拔光了。？。
8.我想要一個簡短的英語小故事加翻譯
China dog refuses to leave dead owner's graveside中國忠犬拒絕離開已故主人墓旁People living in a Chinese village have been so moved by a dog that has been guarding the grave of its deceased owner they plan to build a kennel for him.
在中國的一個鄉村，一只長守已故主人墓旁的忠犬感動了這里的村民。村民們打算為它建一間狗舍。
The yellow dog belonged to Lao Pan, a single man who died earlier this month aged 68.
這只小黃狗是68歲的老單身漢老潘養的，他在這個月早些時候離開了人世。
After his room in Panjiatun village near Qingdao city, Shandong Province, was cleared his dog disappeared.
老潘居住在山東青島附近的潘家屯村。在他死后，人們幫他清理了屋子，之后，這只狗就不見了。
But villagers later found the dog by the grave of its owner. Reports say that for seven days, the dog stayed there, refusing to leave.
但村民們后來在老潘的墓旁發現了這只狗。有報道說，這只狗已經守在這里7天沒吃東西，它拒絕離開。
Seeing that the dog was going without food, the locals tried to take it back to the village and gave it some buns.
看著這只狗會沒有東西吃，當地人設法將它帶回了村子，并給了它一些吃的。
The dog took the buns and returned to the graveyard.
這只狗吃過東西后，又回到了墓地。
Now the villagers are taking food and water to the dog regularly and plan to put up a kennel for it near its owner's grave.
現在，村民們定期給狗帶去食物和水，并計劃在它主人的墓旁建一個狗舍。
The story is reminiscent of Edinburgh's Greyfriar Bobby, a Skye terrier who, history recalls, spent 14 years at his master's grave in the 19th century.
這個故事讓人們回想起19世紀的英國愛丁堡忠犬巴比，這只狗在主人的墓地守候了14年，度過了自己的余生。
He is now immortalised with a bronze statue in the city and has his own website.
現在，愛丁堡市為這只狗做了銅質雕塑，并為他建立了專門的網站。
Bobby belonged to John Gray, who worked for Edinburgh City Police. He was two when Gray died of tuberculosis in 1858 and was buried in Greyfriars Kirkyard.
巴比屬于愛丁堡警局的警員John Gray。當Gray因肺結核于1858年去世時，巴比才兩歲。
The dog apparently spent the rest of his life sitting on his master's grave, cared for by well-wishers.
這只狗就坐在主人的墓旁度過了自己的余生。
Several books and films have been based on his story.
有一些書或電影就是根據這只狗的故事改編的。
9.簡單的6個英語故事（帶翻譯）
* Old Cat An old woman had a cat. The cat was very old; she could not run quickly, and she could not bite, because she was so old. One day the old cat saw a mouse; she jumped and caught the mouse. But she could not bite it; so the mouse got out of her mouth and ran away, because the cat could not bite it. Then the old woman became very angry because the cat had not killed the mouse. She began to hit the cat. The cat said, "Do not hit your old servant. I have worked for you for many years, and I would work for you still, but I am too old. Do not be unkind to the old, but remember what good work the old did when they were young." 【譯文】 老貓 一位老婦有只貓，這只貓很老，它跑不快了，也咬不了東西，因為它年紀太大了。
一天，老貓發現一只老鼠，它跳過去抓這只老鼠，然而，它咬不住這只老鼠。因此，老鼠從它的嘴邊溜掉了，因為老貓咬不了它。
于是，老婦很生氣，因為老貓沒有把老鼠咬死。她開始打這只貓，貓說：“不要打你的老仆人，我已經為你服務了很多年，而且還愿意為你效勞，但是，我實在太老了，對年紀大的不要這么無情，要記住老年人在年青時所做過的有益的事情。”
* Raven and the Swan烏鴉和天鵝 A raven saw a swan and desired to secure for himself the same beautiful plumage. Supposing that the Swan's splendid white color arose from his washing in the water in which he swam, the Raven left the altars in the neighborhood where he picked up his living, and took up residence in the lakes and pools. But cleansing his feathers as often as he would, he could not change their color, while through want of food he perished. 烏鴉非常羨慕天鵝潔白的羽毛。他猜想天鵝一定是經常洗澡，羽毛才變得如此潔白無 瑕。
于是，他毅然離開了他賴以生存的祭壇，來到江湖邊。他天天洗刷自己的羽毛，不但一 點都沒洗白，反而因缺少食物饑餓而死。
*g the cat（系鈴于貓） Long ago, there was a big cat in the house. He caught many mice while they were stealing food. One day the mice had a meeting to talk about the way to deal with their common enemy. Some said this, and some said that. At last a young mouse got up, and said that he had a good idea. "We could tie a bell around the neck of the cat. Then when he comes near, we can hear the sound of the bell, and run away." Everyone approved of this proposal, but an old wise mouse got up and said, "That is all very well, but who will tie the bell to the cat?" The mice looked at each other, but nobody spoke. 從前，一所房子里面有一只大貓，他抓住了很多偷東西的老鼠。 一天，老鼠在一起開會商量如何對付他們共同的敵人。
會上大家各有各的主張，最后，一只小老鼠站出來說他有一個好主意。 “我們可以在貓的脖子上綁一個鈴鐺，那么如果他來到附近，我們聽到鈴聲就可以馬上逃跑。”
大家都贊同這個建議，這時一只聰明的老耗子站出來說：“這的確是個絕妙的主意，但是誰來給貓的脖子上綁鈴鐺呢？”老鼠們面面相覷，誰也沒有說話。* Goat and the Goatherd 山羊與牧羊人 A GOATHERD had sought to bring back a stray goat to his flock. He whistled and sounded his horn in vain; the straggler paid no attention to the summons. At last the Goatherd threw a stone, and breaking its horn, begged the Goat not to tell his master. The Goat replied, "Why, you silly fellow, the horn will speak though I be silent." Do not attempt to hide things which cannot be hid. 很多山羊被牧羊人趕到羊圈里。
有一只山羊不知在吃什么好東西，單獨落在后面。牧羊 人拿起一塊石頭扔了過去，正巧打斷了山羊的一只角。
牧羊人嚇得請求山羊不要告訴主人， 山羊說：“即使我不說，又怎能隱瞞下去呢？我的角已斷了，這是十分明顯的事實。” * ASS having heard some Grasshoppers chirping, was highly enchanted; and, desiring to possess the same charms of melody, demanded what sort of food they lived on to give them such beautiful voices. They replied, "The dew." The Ass resolved that he would live only upon dew, and in a short time died of hunger. 驢子聽見蚱蜢唱歌，被美妙動聽的歌聲所打動，自己也想能發出同樣悅耳動聽的聲音，便 羨慕地問他們吃些什么，才能發出如此美妙的聲音來。
蚱蜢答道：“吃露水。”驢子便也只吃露水，沒多久就餓死了。
* Lion and the Mouse 獅子與報恩的老鼠 A LION was awakened from sleep by a Mouse running over his face. Rising up angrily, he caught him and was about to kill him, when the Mouse piteously entreated, saying: "If you would only spare my life, I would be sure to repay your kindness." The Lion laughed and let him go. It happened shortly after this that the Lion was caught by some hunters, who bound him by strong ropes to the ground. The Mouse, recognizing his roar, came and gnawed the rope with his 。
10.微笑的簡短故事
一位朋友在一家報社任發行總監。他每次外出時，衣袋里必揣上自己的名片。他的名片很特別，上面除了姓名和聯系方式外，居然沒有任何頭銜，只印有一行醒目的字：“你微笑，世界也微笑！”
我注意到：每當他遞出名片的時候，總能看到對方會心的微笑。
這位朋友原先并不是做報紙發行的，而是一家印刷廠的廠長。當時，他的事業做得不錯，在他所在的城市，一提到他的企業，同行中沒有不知道的。這位朋友腦子活絡，經商有道，社交場合更是應付自如，左右逢源。但不管做什么，他總是繃著一張臉，不茍言笑，對待員工更是如此。時間一長，員工們背后都稱他為“老虎”。在他的工廠辦到第五個年頭上時，企業出現了危機：廠里40%左右的技術骨干紛紛跳槽了！朋友發現了這一危機，立即采取了一系列挽救措施，如提高員工的工資和福利待遇、改善食堂伙食等，可是一切努力都不見起效。兩年后，朋友不得不把自己辛辛苦苦經營了七年之久的企業抵押出去——那段時間是朋友一生中最灰暗的日子。
朋友沉默了許多天，常常是一個人面對著湖面癡癡地想。一個月后，朋友給我們打來電話，說他已經走出了破產的陰影，決定重新創業，并且成功地應聘到一家晚報搞發行。朋友在電話里強調說，他找到了上次創業失敗的癥結所在——缺少微笑。于是，朋友特地印制了全報社獨一無二的“微笑名片”，外出發行時也是春風滿面，微笑，成了他給客戶的第一印象。短短8個月的時間，朋友就把業務搞得紅紅火火，發行報紙近20萬份！對于競爭日益激烈的報紙行業來說，這個數目絕對是驚人的！報社老總慧眼識英才，破格提拔朋友為發行總監。
職場中會有很多秘不外傳的“創業訣竅”，而微笑，則是公開的、通用的。