華閱文章網1.英語雙人情景幽默對話
原發布者：黑執事太久了
男：Hello,I'mBen.？女：Sure.男：Whatisyourfather'sname？女：Happy！男：Then,Whatisyourmother'sname？女：Smile！男：Areyoujoking？女：No!That'smysister!*ay,areyouacensusstaff？男：Ofcoursenot.女：Goahead.男：*g,I'*ujoinus？女：Sure,Ben.I'dlovetobeinaband男：OK,good.?.女：Piano?Idon'.男：Whatareyougoodat？女：Ising..男：SodoI.？女：Well,.男：Really?Whatdoeshelike？女：Heprefersquietmusic.男：*utHarry?Heplaystheguitar,doesn'the？女：Yes,.男：That'sOK..女：？男：Whynot？女：,Ben？男：Oh,.女：whatisit？男：I'mnotamusicianandIcan'tsing.女：Areyoujoking？男：No,that'syoursister'*
2.兩人簡單的英語對話搞笑的
A:what is your name？ 你叫啥名？
B:Hu胡（諧音：誰）
A:you~你
B:Hu~胡
A:Who？誰？
B:yes, I am~是，我就是
A:I want to know your name我只是想知道你的名字
B:Hu胡啊
A:You！你！
B:Yes, my name是啊，我的名字啊
A:So tell me about it那就告訴我啊
B:Hu！胡！
A:You! What is your name！？ 你！你叫啥名？！
B:Hu is my name！我就叫胡
A:O~哦
3.跪求一篇簡短的兩人搞笑英文對話
A keen young teacher wanted to introduce her class to the glories of classical music, so she arranged an outing to an afternoon concert.
一位熱心的年輕教師想讓她的學生多了解一點優秀的古典音樂，就安排了一天下午去聽音樂會。
To make the occasion even more memorable, she treated everyone to lemonade, cake, chocsandices.
為了使這次活動能給大家留下更深的印象，她請大家喝檸檬汽水、吃點心、巧克力和冰淇淋。
Just as the party was getting back into their coach, she said to little Sally, "Have you enjoyed yourself today, honey?"
在大家回來上汽車的時候，她問小薩莉：“親愛的，你今天玩得好嗎？”
"Oh, yes, miss" said Sally, "It was lovely. All except the music, that is."
“哦，好極了，小姐，”薩莉說，“除了音樂其他都很好。”
4.簡單又搞笑的兩人英語對話
你選選吧經典對話一：男：Can I buy you a drink？（我可以為你買一杯飲料嗎？）女：Actually I'd rather have the money.（不必，我我寧愿留下那些錢。）
經典對話二：男：Can I have your name？（直譯：我能有你的名字嗎？）女：Why? Don't you already have one？ （為什么？你不是已經有一個了嗎？）經典對話三：男：I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.（我是攝影師。我一直在尋找一張像你這樣的臉。）
女：I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.（我是整形外科醫生。我也一直在尋找一張像你這樣的臉。）
經典對話四：男：Is this seat empty？（直譯：這個座位是空的吧？）女：Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.（是的，如果你坐下，我的座位就是空的。）經典對話五：男：Haven't I seen you some place before？（我好像以前在什么地方見過你？）女：Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.（是的。
這就是為什么我不再去那個地方的原因。）經典對話六：男：Will you go out with me this Saturday？（這個星期六你想跟我出去嗎？）女：Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.（抱歉。
這個周末我頭疼。）經典對話七： 男：I think I could make you very happy.（我想我能讓你非常快樂。）
女：Why? Are you leaving？（是嗎？你是說你要離開？）。
5.英語笑話 兩個人的對話 簡短的好一些 謝謝
Mr. Clark, I'm afraid I have bad news," the doctor told his
patient. "You only have six months to live."
The man sat in stunned silence for the next several minutes.
"I can't possibly pay you in that time."
"Okay," the doctor said, "let's make it nine months."
九個月吧
“克拉克先生，有個壞消息，你只有六個月可活了。”醫生告訴他的病人。
病人驚呆了。“六個月我不可能付清醫療費。”
“好吧，”醫生說，“那就九個月吧。”
6.英語雙人情景幽默對話
最低0.27元開通文庫會員，查看完整內容> 原發布者：黑執事太久了 男：Hello,I'mBen.？女：Sure.男：Whatisyourfather'sname？女：Happy！男：Then,Whatisyourmother'sname？女：Smile！男：Areyoujoking？女：No!That'smysister!*ay,areyouacensusstaff？男：Ofcoursenot.女：Goahead.男：*g,I'*ujoinus？女：Sure,Ben.I'dlovetobeinaband男：OK,good.?.女：Piano?Idon'.男：Whatareyougoodat？女：Ising..男：SodoI.？女：Well,.男：Really?Whatdoeshelike？女：Heprefersquietmusic.男：*utHarry?Heplaystheguitar,doesn'the？女：Yes,.男：That'sOK..女：？男：Whynot？女：,Ben？男：Oh,.女：whatisit？男：I'mnotamusicianandIcan'tsing.女：Areyoujoking？男：No,that'syoursister'*。
7.跪求一篇簡短的兩人搞笑英文對話
一、Customer: Give me a hot dog. Waiter: With pleasure. Customer: No, with mustard. 顧客：來個熱狗。
侍者：很高興。 顧客：不要，加上芥末。
（注：英語中with pleasure是“很高興”的意思。這位顧客把pleasure當成調料了。
怪不得他說不要pleasure，要芥末呢。） 二、Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you all to answer at once. How much is 6 plus 4? Student: At once！ 老師：全班同學聽著，不管我問什么，你們都要馬上回答。
6+4等于幾？ 學生：馬上。
8.求一篇二人對話的英語短對話,帶點幽默的,2~3分鐘,謝謝~
Jacob and Wilhelm Grimm Once upon a time there was a clever, wily peasant, whose tricks could be much talked about. The best story, however, is how he once got the best of the devil and made a fool of him. One day the peasant had been working in his field, and just as it was getting dark he was getting ready to go home when in the middle of his field he saw a pile of burning coals. Filled with amazement he walked toward it, and sitting on the top of the glowing coals there was a little black devil. "You must be sitting on a treasure," said the peasant. "Yes indeed," replied the devil, "on a treasure that contains more gold and silver than you have ever seen in your life." "The treasure is in my field and belongs to me," said the peasant. "It is yours," answered the devil, "if for two years you will give me one half of everything your field produces. I have enough money, but I have a desire for the fruits of the earth." The peasant entered into the bargain, saying, "To prevent any dispute from arising about the division, everything above the ground shall belong to you, and everything beneath the ground to me." The devil was quite satisfied with that, but the cunning peasant had planted turnips. Now when harvest time came the devil appeared and wanted to take away his crop, but he found nothing except the yellow withered leaves, and the happy peasant dug up his turnips. "You got the best of me this time," said the devil, "but it won't happen again. Next time what grows above ground shall be yours, and what is under it shall be mine." "That is all right with me," answered the peasant. When planting time came the peasant did not plant turnips again, but wheat. The crop ripened, and the peasant went into the field and cut the full stalks off at ground level. When the devil came he found nothing but the stubble, and he angrily disappeared into a chasm in a cliff. "That's the way one has to deal with foxes," said the peasant, then carried away the treasure. 從前有位遠見卓識、機智聰明的農夫，有關他足智多謀的故事至今人們仍廣為傳頌。
其中最精彩的要首推他曾經怎樣捉弄魔鬼的故事。 一天，農夫在田間勞動了一整天，天黑時正準備回家，忽然發現自己的田里有堆煤在燃燒，他驚訝萬分，於是便走上前去看，發現竟有一個黑色的小魔鬼走在燃燒的煤堆上。
"你是坐在財寶上嗎？"農夫問。"正是財寶。
"魔鬼答道，"而且比你一生見到的都要多呢！""財寶在我田里就得歸我。"農夫說道。
"就歸你吧！"魔鬼說，"只要你肯將兩年內一半的收成給我就行了。錢，我有的是，但我更喜歡地上的果實。
"農夫答應了這樁交易，并說："為了避免在我們分配時出現糾紛，凡泥土上的東西歸你，泥土下的歸我。"魔鬼感到心滿意足，但這位聰明的農夫卻種上了蘿卜. 現在收獲的季節到了，魔鬼又來了，要求收回屬於他的收成。
但除了那些枯黃的敗葉外，他一無所獲；而農夫卻在興高采烈地挖著他的蘿卜."這次讓你占了便宜，"魔鬼說，"下次可不能這樣。地上的歸你，地下的歸我。
""悉聽尊便。"農夫答道。
播種的季節又到了，這次他可不播蘿卜，而是種上了小麥。麥子熟了，他來到田間，把麥稈齊根割倒在地。
魔鬼又來了，見到除了殘茬外，他又一無所獲，氣得轉身就走，順著石縫鉆了進去。"我就是這樣騙倒魔鬼的。
"農夫說完，趕緊拾起財寶回家去了。
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