華閱文章網1.英語短話劇劇本5人 搞笑點的.
話劇《荊軻刺秦王》 旁白（Aside ）/介紹（Introduction）: Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth. Action I 太子丹（上，掏出鏡子梳頭，做自戀狀）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world？ （畫外音：It's you, Prince Dan！ 太子丹高興狀） Thank u mirror！ （面對觀眾） I'm Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do？ （向幕里大叫） Where is my minister？ 阿三（畢恭畢敬） ： Honey, I am coming. 太子丹：I've told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”！ 阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作殺狀） 太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent！（二十一世紀最需要的是什么，人才！這句話要跟觀眾交流，最好由觀眾來回答，然后拍阿三肩膀，做贊許狀） Good idea! But who is the right candidate？ 阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world. 太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK？ 阿三：Yes. Action II （《十面埋伏》中劉德華&金成武決斗時的音樂） 荊軻 Are you Li mochou？ 李莫愁 Yes. 荊軻 OK. I'm Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers' world. 李莫愁 Are you challenging me？ 荊軻 Off course！ 聳聳肩表示同意 李莫愁 Come on！ 音樂起 兩人沖上前來 “人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，兩刀砍死你啊.” 李莫愁倒地 荊軻大笑 李莫愁痛苦狀：What happened? Why aren't you hurt？ 荊軻： We don't need any reason to win a person. Don't we? Do we？ （贏一個人需要理由么，不需要么，需要么？） 李莫愁：Momma always said: "Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou. You never know what you're gonna get." I got it, Momma is right. 荊軻再次大笑 太子丹上（抱拳）：How are you？ 荊柯：Fine, thank you, and you？ 太子丹：Oh my God! Could you give me an innovative answer to “How are you”？ 荊柯：Sure！ 太子丹：How are you？ 荊柯：Fine, thank you, and your wife？ 太子丹暈倒 荊柯：Hey, man, I'm kidding！ 太子丹：Oh, I'm kidding too！（畢恭畢敬）May I have your name card, please？ 荊軻從兜里掏出一卷紙，上面寫著： To be or not to be, that's a question. 阿三：Hero,we need your help. 荊柯：I am busy now！ 太子丹：You can get a lot of money. 荊柯：I am very busy now！ 阿三：IC, ID, IQ card？ 荊柯：I am very very busy now！ 阿三（手指上場的美女，激動狀）： Look! She is the most beautiful girl in the world. If you say O.K., she is yours. 荊柯（流口水）：I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love！ 阿三：What? What's the TCM？ 荊柯； Hey, guy! You look so smart but why you didn't know TCM? Any of them can give you the answer. 阿三：Excuse me? What's the TCM？ 觀眾甲：TCM - Traditional Chinese MM . 太子丹：I must show you the trump card. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Lipton Slimming tea. It is a brand new product of Unilever China. 荊柯（激動）：Slimming tea! I have dreamed of it for thousands of times. My wife always threatens to leave me if I couldn't reduce my weight. 阿三：You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I'm very glad, you still have to speak up. Take it! Do you really like? Really？你不是真的想要吧？難道你真的想要嗎…… （《No matter》音樂起，荊軻先與阿三跳探戈，擁入懷中，又甩出去，阿三做嘔吐狀.然后荊軻與太子丹跳倫巴，最后太子丹擺一個女性化的造型，向后彎腰并抬其中一條腿，荊軻做調戲狀.） 荊柯（誠懇狀） Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for you. 太子丹與阿三（撞胯，擊掌）Yeah! Action Ш （《大話西游》主題曲響起） 荊珂挽著妻子，太子丹，阿三在后. 阿三：Hero, we have already reached Yishui River. 荊珂：Just stop here, please. Farewell, my friends 太子丹：I will miss you, baby. （太子丹，阿三下.停頓.《泰坦尼克號》主題曲起，荊軻與妻子做Jack和rose在船頭的經典造型，忽然荊軻看到一個美女——此時一個中國古典美女經過，向荊軻拋媚眼，并拋下定情手絹.荊軻高興的盯著美女看，。
2.英文版搞笑小品劇本 五人的
Berserk commando characters: Zhou Yu, Zhu Geliang, Gao crazy crazy crazy, short, fat. One day, Zhou Yu was at home, suddenly, a lunatic broke in: "stand up!" Zhou Yu: "why?" High: "I want to order you crazy!!" Zhou Yu: "hum, is a madman!" (kick out high crazy) high crazy left, a dwarf: "give you!" (threw pen) Zhou Yu: "why?" Dwarf Crazy: "I am your father!" Zhou Yu: "it is crazy!" (kick out) then, a fat man: "I want to kill you!!" Zhou Yu and his fighting up. Fight for a long time, Zhou Yu: "you might as well go to the split Zhu Geliang bar!" "Good!!!!!!" Fat crazy said. Zhou Yu and the mad short crazy also confessed it again. Zhou Yu called them "berserk commando". A month later, he received the invitation letter to Zhu Geliang: "come to my house!" Zhou Yu: "he should be berserk commandos killed!" Zhou Yu came to Zhu Geliang home. Zhu Geliang please high Crazy: "this is a musician, he wants to control others, I let him control instrument." Then please short Crazy: "he likes things to people, I let him send steamed buns." Finally to is chopping fat Crazy: "he wanted to split things, I let him chopping wood, wood split what good. But let him keep chopping, or he will split the other things!" Zhou Yu froze. Zhu Geliang said: "the madman is not the blink of an eye." He told Zhou Yu: "the number of the eyelids, 2 1, 3, 4, 5。。"
暴瘋突擊隊 人物：周瑜，諸葛亮，高瘋，矮瘋，胖瘋。 某一天，周瑜在家里，突然，一個高瘋子闖了進來：“站起來！” 周瑜：“為什么？” 高瘋：“我想命令你！！” 周瑜：“哼，是個瘋子！”（一腳踹出高瘋） 高瘋剛走，來了個矮子：“給你！”（扔過來支筆） 周瑜：“為什么？” 矮瘋：“我是你爸爸！” 周瑜：“又是瘋子！”（踹出去） 接著，來了個胖子：“我要劈了你！！” 周瑜就和他格斗起來了。 斗了半天，周瑜：“你不如去劈諸葛亮吧！” “好！！！！！！”胖瘋說。 周瑜和高瘋矮瘋也交待了一遍。周瑜叫他們“暴瘋突擊隊”。 一個月后，他收到諸葛亮的邀請信：“來我家里做客吧！” 周瑜：“他應該被暴瘋突擊隊折磨死了阿！” 周瑜來到諸葛亮家。 諸葛亮請出高瘋：“這是音樂家，他想控制別人，我就讓他控制樂器。” 接著請出矮瘋：“他喜歡發東西給人，我就讓他發饅頭。” 最后帶到正在劈柴的胖瘋：“他要劈東西，我就讓他劈柴，什么柴都劈的好。不過要讓他不停的劈，不然他要劈其他的東西啦！” 周瑜愣住了。諸葛亮說：“瘋子是不眨眼的。” 他對周瑜的眼皮數：“1、2、3、4、5……”
3.搞笑英語話劇劇本五人 五分鐘
需要13人，演員，班長，老師，籃球3人情侶兩人，聰明，旁白，同學ABCD，舉牌禮儀人員 逃課奇俠傳 第一幕 舞臺效果：無燈光 背景音樂：暴風雪的自然音 旁白：（低沉，神秘的語氣）在繁華的都市中，在現代化的大學里，走有這樣一群學生，每 當上課的鈴聲響起，他們就會安靜的在教室中消失，他們不是別人，他們正是逃課奇俠們！那是2007年3月傍晚的一堂英語課…… 在這個過程中工作人員需要完成道具擺設，六把椅子分兩排擺，一張桌子與椅子對擺，側對臺下，音樂聲停，舞臺上燈亮起，同學ABCD先后持書上臺坐下，上課的音樂響起老師持書上臺，將書放到桌子上抬頭 老師：”大家晚上…..好（停頓一下仍然微笑），誰能告訴我其他同學在哪里？” 同學A:1頭疼，讓我幫他請假 同學B:2胃疼，說明天會帶假條來 同學C:3拉肚子，4發燒了正在打針 同學D:5…5…他…他（四處張望很緊張） 老師：同學D，你想說5哪里疼啊？ 同學D：他…他..他腳丫子喘不上來氣，渾身頭疼！ 全班同學笑，老師微笑轉身，拿出早準備好的兔子，握拳打，念念有詞：”太過分了，怎么可以這樣，難道我不夠好嗎，我可是一位善良仁慈有責任心的人民好教師！”說完轉身微笑 老師：好吧，誰可以告訴我班長在哪里.”無人回答 老師：OK，那學習委員呢？仍然無人回答 老師終于崩潰了，摔書，WHO CAN TELL ME WHY！然后快步走下臺，臺上一陣安靜，同學互視下臺，關燈，道具搬下 第二幕 旁白：那么逃課奇俠們都在哪里呢？湖邊，球場，書店，他們除了課室，無處不在…… 工作人員舉道具牌內容為籃球場上演員上場，，燈光突然亮起，配樂NEVER SAY GOODBYE 三名演員，說唱，跳籃球街舞 you know the happiness so me the sharpneet hi set lift and things nouly maifgain use lose trouch within try alan oufild do goods soutpin alan word maidsen called some maidsen we talk aboat tell leason make the ma er lun plast sgat stop ham same rave as works gets 唱完后下臺 旁白：那么在幽靜的湖邊呢？花樣年華配樂響起，燈光變的柔和，男女演員分別從舞臺兩邊上，男唱：上課不如逃課 女唱：逃課不如拍托 合：那我們又何樂不為呢 男：時間是寶貴的 女：浪漫是重要的 合：青春為什么不留一點灑脫 這個過程中加動作，交際舞音樂聲音停，舞臺上擺兩個椅子兩人坐下 女：哦，親愛的，今晚的月亮真圓啊！ 男沉默 女：難道你不想對我說些什么嗎 男望月：是啊，今晚的月亮真圓啊 音樂項起，二人一起下臺 旁白：還有去往圖書館的路上…… 聰明人著好學生裝，手持道具書伴分開旅行前奏上場，做耍帥動作 說：莎士比亞說，最好的好人都是犯過錯誤的過來人，一個往往因為有一點蕭蕭的缺點更顯出他的可愛，所以，喜歡逃課的聰明的我，其實，很可愛！（烏鴉叫加道具汗）說完下臺 第三幕 旁白：，教室內坐滿了學生，為什么今天逃課奇俠們都在呢，因為今天是英語小測驗成績出來的日子，教室顯的異常的安靜，班長失落的拿著成績表走進了空氣緊張的教室 班長：同學們，這是我們班英語小測驗的結果，差，很差，非常差，這樣的水平，怎么去參加即將來臨的英語四級考試，怎樣面對我們將來的就業，我們不能在這樣下去了！ 同學表示贊同，聰明耍帥：上課對我來說沒有任何意義，莎士比亞說… 還不等他說完，班長氣憤的打斷他：聰明，大家都知道你很聰明，但是分開旅行前奏響起，莎士比亞說聰明人變成了癡愚，是一條最容易上鉤的游魚，因為他憑恃才高學廣，看不見自己的狂妄，聰明，山外有山，人外有人.。
4.大一表演的英語短劇,五個人的,最好幽默一點
我根據一個故事改編的，有6個人物，你可以把旁白作為不上場的演員：4 WivesN:narrator M:merchantW1:wife 1W2:wife 2W3:wife 3W4:wife 4N:There was a rich merchant who had 4 * loved the 4th wife the most and adorned her with rich robes and treated her to * took great care of her and gave her nothing but the best.M:I also loved my 3rd wife very much.I'm very proud of her and always wanted to show off her to my *r,I am always in great fear that she might run away with some other men.N:He too,loved his 2nd * is a very considerate person,always patient and in fact is the merchant's confidante.W2:I am his second *er he faced some problems,he always turned to me and I would always help him out and tide him through difficult times.W1:I am his first wife,a very loyal partner and have made great contributions in maintaining his wealth and business as well as taking care of the *r,he did not love me and although I loved him deeply,he hardly took notice of me.N:One day,the merchant fell * long,he knew that he was going to die * thought of his luxurious life and told himself:M:Now I have 4 wives with * when I die,I'll be * lonely I'll be!I will ask my 4th wife.(to his 4th wife) Hey,darling,I loved you most,endowed you with the finest clothing and showered great care over * that I'm dying,will you follow me and keep me company?W4:No way!Goodbye,dying man!M:Oh,her answer cut me like a sharp knife right into my heart.I am so sad.I will ask my 3rd wife.(turn to 3rd wife) Sweetie,I have loved you so much for all my * that I'm dying,will you follow me and keep me company?W3:No!Life is so good over here!I'm going to remarry when you die!M:I feel my heart sank and turned cold.I will ask my 2nd wife.(turn to 2nd wife) Dear,I always turned to you for help and you've always helped me * I need your help * I die,will you follow me and keep me company?W2:I'm sorry,I can't help you out this time!At the very most,I can only send you to your grave.M:Her answer came like a bolt of thunder and I am devastated.W1:I'll leave with you.I'll follow you no matter where you go.M:Oh my dear first wife,you are so skinny,almost like you suffered from malnutrition.I am greatly grieved,but I would say to you I should have taken much better care of you while I could have!N:Actually,we all have 4 wives in our lives The 4th wife is our * matter how much time and effort we lavish in making it look good,it'll leave us when we * 3rd wife Our possessions,status and * we die,they all go to * 2nd wife is our family and * matter how close they had been there for us when we're alive,the furthest they can stay by us is up to the * 1st wife is in fact our soul,often neglected in our pursuit of material,wealth and sensual * what?It is actually the only thing that follows us wherever we *s it's a good idea to cultivate and strengthen it now rather than to wait until we're on our deathbed to lament.。
5.誰有5人搞笑英語短劇劇本
prologue j:everybody says that i'm hen pecked, but in fact,i'm a strong tiger，（小聲）while my wife is wusong. 。
i'm not afraid of you! ! then, i'm afraid of whom! my wife lunchi is the most famous woman in the * is braver than me,smarter than me and stronger than me .all this i donot care. i only want she to be tender than me. but she is not! having a wife like this is just like living in the hell! my god! who can help me? act1 jm:i can! lunch! lunch! where are you? l:i'm here! what's up ,mum? jm:i have told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother in law”. l:* most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law, what's up? jm:since you married my son you have be havedso * have been so rude, so brusque,so lazy…… l:but…… jm:never interrupt me! l:never interrupt me! since i married your son, that terrible johnny,i have been working hard all daylong,cooking and washing. i have raised tens of thousands of pigs and ducks and chicken and…… jm:but all those you have done arenot asvaluable as a grandson! l(:oh,you want a grandson,don't you?go and ask your son. i'm leaving! act2 l:mum, i'm back! lm:you are back?why?what happened? l:i was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother–in-law. lm:see! i have already told you! when you insisted on marrying that terrible johnny, i told you that he is ugly tupid and poor, but you did not listen to me. look at yourself…… l:but,mum…… lm:never interrupt me! l:mum,i'm not interrupting you. i just want to tell you that you are always right ok? and i'll marry whomever you want me to. lm:nice girl! just now, i met the mayor's son in the * said:“if your daughter haven't been married,i really really want to marry her!”now you are free again, i 'll go and tell him. l:what? the mayor's son?the most famous playboy in the neighbor-hood? wha。
6.求搞笑的英語話劇劇本 至少十分鐘 五人或以上 要中英對照
我從Arnold Lobel的小故事"Cookies"找到靈感，寫下這段對話.感覺挺有意義的.Will power意志力 Mike(M) Danny(C),Tommy(T)-classmates 地點：Scene- in the college dorm大學宿舍 Danny is playing a computer game on his * is * came back from a morning jogging.M:hi,Dan,what are u doing?D:I am playing war craft.M:Where is Tommy?D:Shi!M:What?What's the matter?D:Don't u see?He is still sleeping.M:My goodness!I can't believe this!It's almost * got to get up *'t u remember we are required to make up a three people dialogue for tomorrow's oral class?D:Yes,I * wake up Tommy and I will play one more round of war craft.M:You'd better stop playing right * don't have much time to prepare this *!Tommy!Wake up!Time to wake up!T:five more minutes,*:No way,* really * still have a lot to * up.T:(Tommy sits up in his bed) Can I lie down two more minutes,please,just two more minutes?when Danny finishes his game,I will be fine.(Yawns) I don't know why I am so so sleepy.(Tommy lies down again.) M:Guys!I am really angry * waits for * you two don't stop what you are doing now,I will find somebody else to be my partners.D and T:all * * listen to u.M:That's more like * need will power.D and T:what is will power?M:Will power is trying hard not to do something that you really want to do.D:You mean like trying not to play war craft?Mike:right.T:you mean like trying not to stay up late?M:* turns off his * gets up and goes to the * minutes later the three maskeetters are working on their *:Mike,can I take a little break?Let me play one round and we will continue our work?Tommy:Mike,Can I lie down a minute?My back *:Noo!Let's finish our work first before we do other * need Will Power!Danny and Tommy:that's * need Will Power!We listen to *'s go!The end。
7.求簡單英語五人小品劇本,請看清下面的補充要求
搞笑英語微電影劇本《Whose treat》（英語5人搞笑微電影劇本） 演員：A—— ，B—— ，C—— ，D—— ，旁白—— 編劇： 攝影： 后期制作： 插曲：場景一《鈴兒響叮當》場景二《雪絨花》場景三《泰坦尼克號主題曲》場景四《flash》場景五《never say goodbye》或者《字母歌》道具：一份報紙（最好是英文的），三份試卷（白紙即可），100元，64元找零，布娃娃 （場景一：未定空地____5個人都到， 拍攝） 旁白：One day ,some yang people want to get takeout as their dinner 一天，幾個年輕人想叫外賣吃（直接錄旁白，念完時候鏡頭落在四個人身上） A: let's get takeout ,please？（旁白念完直接開始） B:why not? I like it .（開心，滿足） C:It's up to you .（看著A） D:OK,but i have a good idea……（手托下巴，賣關子） A:go on ,please（請求語氣） D:we always ”going Dutch “,.it's time to enjoy someone's treat……我們總是AA制，這次找個人請客吧（掃一眼大家，繼續賣關子） C: but how should we drag the unfortunate? talk to us,please（請求） D：（笑）OK,OK…….Each of us tell a joke, if not making others laugh, just pay ！我們每人講一個笑話，如果不能把其他人逗笑，就買單哦。
（得意） A,B,C:good idea！（大家拍手，異口同聲） A:Let me tell a joke first .the title is” I'm Glad “.A school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. 我先講吧，題目是“我很高興”。一個老師正在對學生講使別人高興的重要性。
現在，她說 （切到場景二，到一個教室，或有椅子的地方，把笑話表演出來，， 拍） 旁白：Now, she said現在，她說 趙雪：children ,has anyone of you ever made someone else glad？你們當中有誰讓別人高興過？王鵬：teacher, I've made someone glad yesterday.昨天我就使別人高興過。趙雪：Well done. Who was that？做得好，是誰呢？王鵬：My granny.我奶奶。
趙雪：Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grand mother glad.好孩子，現在告訴我們，你是怎樣使你奶奶高興的。王鵬：Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, 'Granny, I'm going home,' and she said, 'Well, I'm glad'！是這樣的，老師。
我昨天去看她，在她那兒呆了三個小時。然后我跟她說：‘奶奶，我要回家了。
’她說：‘啊，我很高興！’ （切回場景一，BCD哈哈大笑A見狀很開心，） A:oh, i got it ！我做到了（很開心） B:yeah,yeah, maybe you just tell your own story .（指著A說完捂嘴笑） A: I……（要解釋，被B攔下） B:OK,now ,It's my turn .”a gentle reminder”is the * been married a long time, my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder of a special occasion. 婚后已久，我丈夫往往在一個特別事情上需要委婉的提醒。（切換場景三，移至餐廳或有椅子的地方， 拍攝，） B:On the morning of our 35th anniversary, we were sitting at the breakfast table when I hinted， 在我們結婚35周年紀念的早上，我們正坐在早餐桌旁，我暗示道：（錄旁白形式） 雙："Honey, do you realize that we've been sitting in these same two seats for exactly 35 years？"“親愛的，你意識到我們在這兩個相同的座位上已坐了整整35年了嗎？” B:Putting down the newspaper, he looked straight at me and said，他放下報紙，眼睛直直地望著我：田："So, you want to switch seats？"“因此，你想交換座位嗎？” （切回場景一，ACD哈哈大笑中，） B:so, i got it，（對C）maybe you will like the man in the future （笑）it's your turn C: oh,no ,he is stupid （不屑），my title is “girl,oh little girl”題目是“讓人無奈的孩子”When they're together, my five-year-old daughter and her cousin tend to cause mayhem. (['me?hem] )one Saturday, I put my foot down.我五歲的女兒和她的表妹在一起的時候，總要招來大亂。
一個星期六，我開始抗議了。（切至場景四，某空地， 拍攝） ： "All right, you two,"No screaming , grabbing, whining, hitting, teasing, tattling, breaking toys, scratching or fighting." “好啦，你們兩個，”我嚴厲地說，“不許叫喊，不許亂拿，不許哭鬧，不許亂敲，不許取笑，不許扯淡，不許弄壞玩具，不許亂抓，不許打架。”
（轉身要走），雙：“come on ,MengMeng, let's get dirty . "“來， ，我們來把自己弄臟吧。” （切回場景一，ABD哈哈笑） B:OK,we three all did it ,now，（對D）only you left D:i'm very afraid now,maybe I'll fail it . Let me try .it's “A dollar per point”一分一塊錢A professor was giving a big test one day to his students.一天，教授正在給學生們監考。
（切場景五，至 教室， 拍攝） D（旁白形式）：He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait.他發下試卷，然后回到講臺前等待。（ 軒演教授， 坐中間， 演學生，考試時， 左顧右盼很著急，交卷子時， 左看看右看看掏出100元夾在卷子里并且寫了一句話A dollar per point.）Once the test was over the students all handed the tests。
8.求五人搞笑英語話劇劇本
搞笑英語話劇劇本《西門吹雪與葉孤城》 搞笑 5 人劇本《西門吹雪與葉孤城》 演員表： 西門吹雪 葉孤城 花滿樓 打更的太監 旁白 道具：牛奶兩袋，紙屑若干。
第一幕：決戰鄉村陌路 旁白： A quiet village is covered with white snow. Birds are dancing in the cold. A man is walking along the street, step by step. Wind is coming in silence. Another mysterious man approaches. 打更的太監： The weather is dry and things are flammable, take care not catch the fire! I ' m 打醬 油的！ Y 與 X 相遇. X : Ohm, I'm sorry to knock you! Y: Ha-ha, Never mind baby. X: Excuse me, Could you tell me your name? Y: ha ha, I won't change my name! No matter what happens. I'm the most famous —— -Y eGucheng （登登登登！ ！ ！ ） . Who are you? X: I'm ximenchuixue. Y（ 驚訝 ）： Ar, ximenchuixue? X: Y es, what is wrong? Y: I heard that you are the best Martial Arts? X: Great, you know me! Y（ 抱腿 ） ： Please, please …… Don ' t kill me! Let me go! X: No, I must kill you! Y: I don't want to be killed. Let me go! X: No way! Y ou know? Y（ 突然站起冷冷的說 ） ： Don ' t force me! X: Pardon! (Y 拿出一袋牛奶 ) X（ 搶過牛奶 ）：Milk, very good! I like drinking it. Y: Please drink it! X（ 喝完牛奶 ）：Thanks, ha-ha Y: Do you still want to kill me? X: Sure, must! Milk is milk. Y（ 惱怒 + 冷酷 ）：V ery good! V ery good! I hope you will not forget what you said!? X: I'm sure I won't! Y: I must give you a lesson! If I don't beat you this time, I 'll never be having properly! 3-2-1-0 X（ 捂著肚子，蹲下 ） ： Ouch, Ouch! Y（ 大笑 ） ： Ha Ha …… X（ 可憐狀 ）： Help! Help! Where is the washroom? Y: What? X: Toliet? Y: What? X: The “WC”? Y: Oh, I see, go along this street and turn right when you see a crossing road! X: Thanks, bye-bye. Y（ 掏出紙屑吹 ）：This is genuine snow! H: Stop! Protecting the environment is a basic obligation! Y: Who are you? H: Hua — man — -lou! Have you seen ximenchuixue? Y: Yes, he was beaten by me and is in “WC” now, ha…… H（ 驚訝 ）：Now you are the best in the world! Y: Y ou are right! H: Teriffic! Y ou are the one I ' m looking for! Do you want to join in me? Y: Yes, It's very good. H: Ok, follow me; let's go! Y: Ok, Let's go! (To be continued … )。
9.5人英語小品劇本 簡單易懂
喜羊羊與灰太狼學生英語小品劇本，片名：一把“槍”. 劇情：喜羊羊一伙兒在一起玩，灰太狼突然襲擊，進行抓捕，把美羊羊、懶羊羊抓走了。
慢羊羊糊涂地給了喜羊羊一把假槍，喜羊羊與暖羊羊去狼堡解救美羊羊、懶羊羊。它們被喜羊羊與沸羊羊和暖羊羊用一只假槍解救，回到羊村后才發現這是假槍。
最后以紅太狼灰太狼被定住結束。 道具：兩把玩具槍。
人數：五名男生，三名女生（其中一名稍胖） 出場人物：喜羊羊Pleasant Goat 美羊羊Pretty Goat 懶羊羊Lazy Goat 沸羊羊 Force Goat暖羊羊Warm Goat 慢羊羊 Slowly Goat(Village Head) 灰太狼 Big Big Wolf 紅太狼 Red Big Wolf 情節對話： （喜羊羊、美羊羊、沸羊羊、懶羊羊、慢羊羊還有暖羊羊在一起；灰太狼和紅太狼在旁邊隱蔽） 喜：What can we play today？ 美：We have nothing to *'s dull！ 懶：I have a good idea. （睡意朦朧） 喜、沸：What idea do you have？ （好奇） 懶：Let's sleep！ （自信滿滿） 暖、慢：Oh,no!You are very lazy！（無奈指責） 灰：Ha!Dear goats,I'm coming！（灰太狼小聲→大聲，出現在羊面前） 美：Ah!Look,Big-big-wolf!Run away！ （驚恐了一大跳） （羊們開始逃跑，灰太狼追著美羊羊） 灰：Ha-ha!I'm sure that it's a good and delicious goat！ （灰太狼緊追美羊羊） 美：Pleasant-goat!Please help me! Help,help,help！ （神情緊張） 灰：It's too late!My favourite goat.（十分貪婪，并抓住了美羊羊） 喜：Pretty-goat,I have nothing to * I'll save you！ （灰太狼抓住了美羊羊后，又開始抓其它羊） 懶：Don't touch me!Help me！（也神情緊張） 灰：Ha!Little fat goat.I'm hungry now. My wife is waiting for *！ （灰太狼又抓住了懶羊羊，于是逮著懶羊羊，美羊羊走向狼堡，最后進入了狼堡） -------------------地點轉換（在狼堡）---------------------------- 紅：Wa!Big big wolf!You are very good! Oh,two goats！ （激動） 灰：Wife.I'm going to cook them soon!Today we'll have a super dinner, I'm looking forward to eating goats the first（灰太狼和紅太狼準備煮羊） -----------------------地點轉換（在青青草原）---------------------- 慢：What to do?Pleasant-goat,find a way quickly,be quick！ （著急） 沸：Pleasant goat!Find a way！ 喜：There's only one *'s goto wolf's houseand save them！ 暖：What? I am very worried about that!It's too dangerous ！ （表現出害怕的樣子） 慢：* is only one key.I'm wating for * must save Pretty-goat and Lazy goat .And this is a special *-big-wolf won't move for an * you,Pleasant goat. （慢羊羊拿出一把槍，深沉地給了喜羊羊） 喜：That's great!Let's * goat and Force goat！ （握住拳頭） 暖，沸：Ok,let's go to wolf's house！ （ 氣勢磅礴） （喜羊羊它們向狼堡走去；灰太狼與紅太狼正得意洋洋） -----------------------地點轉換（在狼堡）--------------------------- 紅：Two Little * will finish!I'll eat you！ （貪婪野蠻） 美：Oh,no.I believe Pleasant goat can save me! Yes?Lazy goat?What are you doing？（無助） 懶：Let me sleep,xu.（樂觀派） 美：Ah!Don't sleep!I am very afraid ! If you don't sleep,I will give you candy！ 懶：Really?I love candy ！（懶羊羊突然醒了，美羊羊點點頭） （喜羊羊，沸羊羊，暖羊羊到達，并使勁敲門） 灰：Who?Oh, * are the other goats!Let me catch them. （喜羊羊拿住槍，準備瞄準；灰太狼打開門） 灰：Oh,it's pleasant goat!I'll get you for my dinner！ 喜：*e!(Bang！！！！！！！！！！！) （開槍）（灰太狼突然動不了了） 暖：Wa!Pleasant goat,you are very great！（贊美） 灰：Pleasant-goat!What do you do? Why can't I move？！ （喜羊羊笑了笑，把槍給了沸羊羊） 喜：Force goat,give you * me save them. 沸：Ok!。* big wolf!you will finish！ （喜羊羊救了美羊羊，懶羊羊，沸羊羊把槍對準紅太狼） 紅：What are you going to do?little fat goats？ （害怕） 沸：Goodbye,Red big wolf!(bang！！！！！) （沸羊羊向紅太狼開槍；紅太狼動不了了） 美，懶：Thank you,Pleasant-goat！（感激不盡） 暖：Lazy goat, pretty goat,Run away quickly！ （美羊羊，懶羊羊逃了出來） 紅：Big-big-wolf,I hate you!Ah！ （紅太狼掙扎） 美：Mr. Big-big-wolf and Red big wolf,goodbye！ （親切） 懶：Pretty-goat,where's my candy？ （天真好奇） 美：Oh!Lovely lazy goat,I have no *?Don't blame me！ （違約） 懶：What?My candy!My God!。
Ai,Let me sleep,xu.（無奈的） 暖：Don't sleep!Lazy goat!We will go to our house！ （命令） （懶羊羊隨即被叫醒，并打了個哈欠，之后羊群到達羊村） 慢：Pleasant goat,you're very good!Give me special gun.（迎接） 沸：Here you *e Head. 慢：Ah,that's not ture the special * is ture！（激動地拿出真槍） 暖：Ah?If this……（疑惑無比） 慢：。
10.求一英語喜劇劇本
老鼠嫁女兒 角色（character）：鼠爸爸（f）、太陽（sun）、云（cloud）、風（wind）、墻（wall） Once upon a time, there was a mouse father. （很久很久以前，有一個老鼠爸爸） He wanted to marry his daughter to the greatest person in the world. （他想要將他的女兒嫁給世界上最偉大的人） But, who was the greatest person in the world？ （但是，誰是世界上最偉大的人呢？） Oh! The sun! He must be the greatest person in the world. （啊！是太陽！他一定是世界上最偉大的人） The mouse father went to talk to the sun. （老鼠爸爸就去找太陽說話） f -------“Hello! Mr. Sun. I know you are the greatest person in the world. （哈啰！太陽先生，我知道你是世界上最偉大的人） Would you marry my daughter？” （你愿意娶我的女兒嗎？） sun-------“What? I'm not the greatest person in the world. The greatest person is the cloud. （什么？我才不是世界上最偉大的人呢！最偉大的應該是云） If he comes out, I'll be covered.” （只要他一出現，我就被遮住了） The mouse father went to talk to the cloud.（老鼠爸爸就去找云） f-------“Hello! Mr. Cloud. I know you are the greatest person in the world. （哈啰！云先生，我知道你是世界上最偉大的人） Would you marry my daughter？” （你愿意娶我的女兒嗎？） cloud------“What? I'm not the greatest person in the world. The greatest person is the wind. （什么？我才不是世界上最偉大的人呢！最偉大的應該是風） If he comes out, I'll be blown away.” （只要他一出現，我就被吹的遠遠的） The mouse father went to talk to the wind. （老鼠爸爸就去找風） f--------“Hello! Mr. Wind. I know you are the greatest person in the world.（哈啰！風先生，我知道你是世界上最偉大的人） Would you marry my daughter？” （你愿意娶我的女兒嗎？） wind-------“What? I'm not the greatest person in the world. The greatest person is the wall. （什么？我才不是世界上最偉大的人呢！最偉大的應該是墻） If he comes out, I'll be stopped.” （只要他一出現，我就被擋住了） The mouse father went to talk to the wall. （老鼠爸爸就去找墻） f-------“Hello! Mr. Wall. I know you are the greatest person in the world. （哈啰！墻先生，我知道你是世界上最偉大的人） Would you marry my daughter？” （你愿意娶我的女兒嗎？） wall------“What? I'm not the greatest person in the world. The greatest person is YOU, the mouse.” （什么？我才不是世界上最偉大的人呢！最偉大的其實是你們！是老鼠！） f-------“The greatest person in the world is … mouse？” （世界上最偉大的人…是老鼠？） wall-------“Yes, the greatest person in the world is mouse. See? If mouse comes out, I'll be bit！” （沒錯！世界上最偉大的就老鼠.明白嗎？如果老鼠來了，我就會被穿過）。
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