華閱文章網1.簡單,精彩的英語小劇本
Little Red Riding Hood 小紅帽 第一場：Little Red Riding Hood家 Mum： （媽媽拿著一個籃子，把桌子上的水果放在籃子里） Little Red Riding Hood 唱著歌，歡快地跑進來）Hi,mummy, what are you doing? Mum： （一邊把水果放在籃子里，心事重重地說）Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma. Little Red Riding Hood：（邊提起籃子，邊點頭說）Ok! Mum： （親切地看著Little Red Riding Hood說） Be good. Be careful. Little Red Riding Hood: Yes ,*e, mummy. Mum: Bye-bye. Darling. 第二場：在路上 （一陣輕快的音樂由遠而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎著籃子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁） Little Red Riding Hood: Wow!Flowers, how beautiful！ （放下籃子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers. Wolf：（隨著一陣低沉的音樂，Wolf大步地走上臺）I am wolf. I am hungry. （做找東西狀，東張西望） Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going？ （做狡猾的樣子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼） Little Red Riding Hood：（手摸辮子，天真地回答）To Grandma'*a is ill. Wolf：（自言自語）I' ll eat Grandma. But……（對Little Red Riding Hood說）Hey, look! 6 little baby ducks. Little Red Riding Hood：（和6只鴨子隨著音樂翩翩起舞） Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大樹后） Little Red Riding Hood：（停止跳舞）Hello! Baby ducks,how are you? Six Ducks:We' re * you. Where are you going? Little Red Riding Hood:To Grandma'*, I must go, bye. Six Ducks:Goodbye. 第三場：Grandma家 Grandma： （喘著氣出場，顫顫悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床邊，喘了幾口，打幾個哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。）
Wolf：（從樹后出來，邊走邊說）I am very hungry now. （做找尋的樣子）Where is Grandma' s house？ （高興地對觀眾說）Aha , it's here.（敲門）Bang, Bang, Bang. Grandma: Who is it? Wolf：（裝出Little Red Riding Hood的聲音，一邊得意地搖動尾巴，一邊說）It's me. Little Red Riding Hood. Grandma： （邊說邊起床） Come in, come in. Wolf：（得意洋洋地走到床邊） Grandma , I'll eat you. Grandma： （驚慌失措地抓緊衣服，瞪著眼睛，邊叫迫從床上滾到地上） 灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。 Wolf：（得意地拍拍肚子，翹起大拇指）Yummy!I'll sleep. Little Red Riding Hood：（高興地敲門）*a. Wolf：（裝扮成Grandma的聲音） Who is it? Little Red Riding Hood:It's me。
Little Red Riding Hood. What a strange noise! Wolf:Come in, Come in. Little Red Riding Hood：（蹦跳著進來，把籃子放在桌子上，走到床前一看，跳回幾步）Oh! What are big ears! Wolf:I can listen to your sweet voice. Little Red Riding Hood:Wow! What a big eyes! Wolf:I can see you pretty face. Little Red Riding Hood:Oh! What a big hand. Wolf:I can hug you. Little Red Riding Hood：（跪在床前，拉起Wolf的手，邊摸邊說）Look! What a big hands? Wolf：（從床上跳起來說）I can eat you! Little Red Riding Hood：（拼命地跑）Oh!No! No! Wolf：（追到Little Red Riding Hood，做吃狀，拍拍肚子說）It's delicious. I still sleep. I like sleeping. Hunter： （一邊拿著槍，一邊做尋找狀出場）Where's the wolf? Look! A door.（推門）The wolf is sleeping. Wolf：（發出呼呼的響聲） Hunter： （端起槍想打，又放下）What a big stomach！ （摸摸Wolf的肚子）Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside .I must be hurry.（從桌子上拿起剪刀，舉起） Look! Scissors. （做剪Wolf的肚子）Cut, cut, cut. Little Red Riding Hood/Grandma:Thank you. Hunter: Grandma ,give me some needles and thread. Little Riding Hood ,Give me some stones. Grandma： （從桌子上拿來針線） Little Red Riding Hood：（搬來幾個石頭）One, two, three. Hunter： （把小石頭裝進Wolf的衣服里） Grandma: I'll thread it. Hunter： （拿起槍）Woke up! Wolf：（起床，兩手托著大肚子）My stomach is so heavy. Hunter: You big bad wolf, raise your arms! Wolf：（邊跑邊說） Help! Don't shot me! Hunter： （開槍）Bang, bang! Wolf： （應聲倒下） Hunter: The bad wolf is dead. Little Red Riding Hood和Grandma:Yeah! Thank you. Little Red Riding Hood、Grandma、Hunter（一起鞠躬）： Thank you 《白雪公主》英語小劇本 白雪公主 SNOW WHITE CONTENTS SW-白雪公主 Q-皇后 M-魔鏡 H-獵人 P-白馬王子 D-小矮人 A-小動物 音樂起，旁白 A long time ago, In a beautiful kingdom, there lived a young king and queen, the people loved them so much; the queen died while giving birth to a girl, her name was Snow White, She was a beautiful princess. Year passed, the king got married again, The people didn't love the new queen, because she was cruel. One day, In the king's palace： 白雪出場 S.w: My name is S.w , I am a beautiful princess, 。
2.話劇,英語的,要簡短些的
較簡單的英語話劇劇本The Bus A Story about Love and Stinky Feet 5-6人英語劇本，公交車上的故事，適合大學生活，關于愛和臭腳的故事。
Female student A:,Female student B,Female student C,Boy A: Wang Chiang-rui Boy B,Old woman, Scene One (Three female students are chatting on a bus. Because all the seats are taken, they are standing, holding onto some plastic rings hanging down from the bus roof. Two boys are sleeping in their seats. Then the bus arrives at a stop and an old woman gets on. She looks at the seats. Seeing no empty seats, she stands next to a female student and holds onto a plastic ring.) Old woman: There're no empty seats. I guess I'll have to stand. (The female students find the old woman not having a seat. They want to help her find one to sit in.) Female student A: We should find a seat for her. Female student B: Right. Those two bad boys did not give their seats to her. (The two boys continue to sleep.) Female student C: We should find a seat for her. Female students A & B: Yes. (Female student A goes to Boy A and taps on his shoulder.) Female Student A: Excuse me, could you give your seat to that old lady? (Boy A stretches and continues to sleep. Female students A and B look at each other. Female student B taps on Boy A's shoulder.) Female Student B: Hey! Can you give your seat to that old lady? Boy A: (wakes up) I lined up for twenty hours yesterday to buy A-Mei's new album. I'm very tired. I'm sorry I can't give my seat to the old lady. (continues to sleep) Female student C: What should we do? Female student B: Let's ask the other boy. Boy B: (gets up suddenly) Ah! All: (startled)Ah! Female student B: What happened? Female student C: Why did you scream? Boy B: I had a nightmare. It was terrible. Female student B: Excuse me, can you give your seat to that old lady? (Boy B falls asleep.) Female student A: Hello! Is it OK for you to make room for that old lady? Boy B: Let me sleep, please. I read an English novel all night last night and didn't get any sleep. Can you let me sleep for a while? Female student A: Well, we've tried. Female student B: The young man is really brash. Old woman: Thank you, young ladies! I'm OK! Don't think I'm an old woman. I am healthy. (makes a few kicks like a young man) Female student C: Maybe we worry too much. The old lady's very healthy. (The bus driver hits the brake suddenly and the old woman falls over. It makes Boy A wake up.) Boy A: Oh! Are you OK? Old woman: Oh! Oh! My waist! Boy A: You can take my seat. (helps the old woman to the seat) Female student C: Hmm. He just got his conscience. Female student A: Yeah! I was just about to say they got no manners. Female student B: Yeah. I thought he was a cold-blooded animal. Boy A: Hey! Watch your own manners. I've given her my seat. I'm really very tired. (At this time Boy B is embarrassed. He dares not continue to sleep.) Old woman: Thank you, young man. I'm old and useless. Boy B: Don't say that. If I'd given you my seat earlier, the accident wouldn't have happened. (The bus driver hits the brake suddenly again. Boy A falls down.) Scene Two (The Old woman and Boy B sit in the seats. Boy A is standing behind the three girls and drowsing. The three girls continue to chat. Boy A is drowsing carelessly and bumps into Female student A's body.) Female student A: Oh! Who touched me? (turns her head around and sees Boy A standing behind her) It's you, right? Boy A: What? Female student B: Why? You did it intentionally, didn't you? Boy A: Wait. I didn't do anything. Female student C: You touched her intentionally, right? Boy A: Hey, I'm not that kind of person. (looks at Boy B) Hey… Is it you? Boy B: (confused and shakes his head) Not me. I was sleeping. (The bus driver hits the brake suddenly again. Boy A bumps into Female student A again.) Female student A: (angry) Still saying it wasn't you? You pig! Boy A: I didn't mean it. Old woman: Nowadays boys are not the same as those in the past. Boys in the past were all very polite. Now boys are reckless. Female student C: Now what do you have to say? Apologize to her. Hurry! Boy A: Alright! Alright! (to female student A) I'm sorry. (Female student A ignores him and continues to chat with the other two girls.) Boy A: It's not my day today. Boy B: Gentlemen don't fight with women. And she's no nice woman. Old woman: Nowadays girls don't have good temper. Time really changed. Boy B: Older people know more than us. Old woman: When I was a young student, I got love letters from many men every day. For the sake of manners, I went out with different men every day. (Boys A and B don't 。
3.簡短的英語話劇劇本
英語話劇劇本推薦：《威尼斯商人》、《俄狄浦斯王》、《第十二夜》、《被縛的普羅米修斯》、《鳥》。
1、《威尼斯商人》
《威尼斯商人》 是英國戲劇家莎士比亞創作的戲劇，是一部具有諷刺性的喜劇。大約作于1596~1597年。該劇的劇情是通過三條線索展開的：一條是鮑西亞選親；一條是杰西卡與羅蘭佐戀愛和私奔；還有一條是“割一磅肉”的契約糾紛。
2、《俄狄浦斯王》
《俄狄浦斯王》是古希臘作家索福克勒斯創作的劇本，約公元前431年演出。《俄狄浦斯王》戲劇，取材于希臘神話傳說中關于俄狄浦斯殺父娶母的故事，展示了富有典型意義的希臘悲劇沖突——人跟命運的沖突。
3、《第十二夜》
《第十二夜》是英國劇作家莎士比亞創作的戲劇，約寫于1600一1602年間，1623年在書業公所登記，同年收入第一對開本中。這部作品以抒情的筆調，浪漫喜劇的形式，再次謳歌了人文主義對愛情和友誼的美好理想，表現了生活之美、愛情之美。
4、《被縛的普羅米修斯》
《被縛的普羅米修斯》是古希臘悲劇家埃斯庫羅斯的一部話劇作品，劇中主要塑造了普羅米修斯這一位愛護人類、不屈服于暴力的光輝形象。該劇情節簡單，結構也不復雜，但它歷來受到人們的重視，被視為古典名作。
5、《鳥》
《鳥》是阿里斯托芬（公元前414年）的杰作之一，是現存的唯一以神話幻想為題材的喜劇。劇中有兩個雅典人和一群鳥一起在天和地之間建立了一個“云中鵓鴣國”。這個國家是一個理想的社會，其中沒有貧富之分，沒有剝削，勞動是生存的唯一條件。
4.簡短的英語戲劇劇本
To Be Honest or Not to Be? by Jung-Han Chen 很有意思的4人劇本，關于強烈推薦。
趣味性，并且很有意義，很有水平啊。Cast Honest Woodcutter Greedy Woodcutter Greedy Woodcutter God of the Lake-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Scene 1 The Honest Woodcutter(One day, H and G were chopping firewood together in the mountain.) H: See all this hard work we've been doing. It's really difficult for us to make a living.G: Yes, I don't know how many days we have to keep doing the same *, chop, and chop.(At that time, his axe accidentally dropped into the lake.) H: Oh, no. My axe!G: It's getting dark. We'd better find your axe quickly.H: Well, it's O.K. You can go back first. If I can't find it today, I will find it tomorrow.G: Hmm. O.K., I will see you later (going home alone).H: Aack, I should have been more careful. Now how can I find my axe?God: I am God of the Lake. You seem to have a problem? What happened?H: I dropped my axe into the lake by accident. Can you help me find it?God: No problem. It's a piece of cake. I'll be right back (disappearing).God: Is this gold axe yours?H: No, it's *: O.K., just a second. How about this silver axe? Is it yours?H: No, it's not mine, *: Then, this one?H: Yes, it's mine. Thank you so much. You really saved my *: Young man, you are such an honest person. Nowadays it's hard to find people as honest as you. Therefore, I'd like to give you both of these two axes, the gold one and the silver one, to award you for your honesty.H: Really? Aren't you kidding?God: Of course not. We gods never lie.H: Oh, thank you so much. Today is really my lucky day. I promise I'll work even harder. I won't let you *: That's good, young man. Good luck!Scene 2 The Greedy Woodcutter(The following day, the greedy woodcutter went to the honest woodcutter's home.) G: Hey, you've got these gold and sliver axes. Where did you get them? Did you buy them? Impossible! You are even poorer than I. Or … did you pick them up somewhere?H: No way! Something incredible happened to me just after you went home yesterday afternoon, and I got these two axes.G: Something incredible? Could you tell me what exactly happened yesterday?H: Sure. Remember we were chopping the wood and I dropped my axe into the lake? I told you to go home and not to worry about me. In fact, I was worried to death because I didn't know how to find it. I was so worried that I cried by the lake. At that moment, God of the Lake appeared suddenly, and he helped me find my ax in the lake. I was so happy when I saw the axe I lost, but something even better happened. Just before I left, the God gave me the gold and sliver axes as gifts.G: How nice. That was truly something incredible. I'd like to try my luck this afternoon to see if I can also get the gold and sliver axes.(The greedy woodcutter could hardly wait till the afternoon because he wanted very much to get the gold and sliver axes. The afternoon finally came.) G: (Dropping his axe into the lake on purpose) Oh, my God! I lost my axe. Without my axe, how could I make a living? What should I do? What should I do (crying)?God: Young man, why are you crying here?G: I accidentally dropped my axe into the *: Don't worry. Let me help you find it. I'll be right back.(Then, the God went down to the lake, and a moment later, he showed up with a gold ax.) God: Is this your axe?G: A gold axe (very excited and happy)?! Yes, yes! This is the axe I lost *: Young man (with a long face), a good person has to be honest. Let me ask you again. Is this really yours?G: My God, I didn't lie to you about the axe in your hand. I'm telling you the truth. The axe is *: Young man (disappointed and shaking his head), it is important for you to be honest. I know you didn't tell me the truth. So, I won't help you. You just go.G: Why?! Why?! Why didn't I get the gold axe? It must be Jack's fault. He must be hiding something from me. I'll go talk to him tomorrow and see what he's going to say about this!Scene 3 Having a Fight(The following day…) H: What happened? What happened to your axe? Looks like you didn't get the gold and silver axes.G: (Holding the bad axe) It's all your fault. You cheated me! Because of you, I lost my axe, and now I have to use this old one. You have to get me a new one or you'll be in big trouble.H: I don't think so. You are too greedy; that's why you lost your axe. You deserved it.G: What!? I dare you to say that again.H: You deserved it.G: One more time!H: You deserved it.G: You brought this on yourself.(G pushed H and H 。
5.急 我要幾篇英文簡短的話劇 要在臺上表演節目
話劇名：吻青蛙就會給你帶來王子
name:kissing a frog can always brings you a prince
需要四五個人：一個旁白，一個公主，一只不愛洗澡的青蛙，一到兩只干凈的青蛙。
需要道具：服裝，一枝花，一張帥哥的照片，還有其它的道具你可以自添加。
場景：森林里，破井邊。
旁白（頭上插枝花）：long long ago,a bueatiful princess who was as bueatifull as a。。.
（開始思考，突然大悟，取下頭上的花）。。。。。right! flower.
she is lonely so the Queen of love promised a prince of frog for her,she told her to go out one day。..（公出場）。..
the princess walks near the castle and。。。..
公主（以下簡稱公）臺詞：
Oh,Venus,Queen of love,can you tell me where is my fate?where is my handsome prince?where is the prince of frog?
白：Suddenly,she discovered that she had walked in to a strange forest,when suddenly again, a frog appeared in front of her.
（青蛙把王子的照片藏在領子里，出場，蹲在地上，要表現出自己很臟很邋遢，但不能讓人惡心，記住）
公：（驚喜）Oh Venus,thank you my Queen of love,I see it,I see the * me see，（走過去）
oh my god,this frog is so。。。（聞聞，然后捏住鼻子，猶豫，來回走），is it really the frog for me?
（看看周圍，）aren't there any other frogs?
這時，早就在場邊待命的干凈青蛙，跳動起來：YES YES other frogs we are here ,see? we are here.（重復說we are here!）
旁白沖過去，敲那些“青蛙”的頭，說：“sh。。.sh。。。shut up ,shut up。.."
臟青蛙（很不耐煩）：excuse me my lady? please tell me how long you want to keep me waiting?
公主：（驚慌，，，趕緊給它洗澡。。。。。。）don't be angry lovely little frog,you need a shower first.旁白過來用花把它掃干凈。
白：now the princess is going to kiss her frog.
公要親它頭的時候，它突然站起來，吐出（從領子里抽出照片）給公主。
說：thank you young lady,the Queen of love told me to give this to you after the shower,she promised me a shower here.
公主：what？（大吃一驚）
青蛙：She told me to give this photo to you to thank you for the * you take it,just take it.
公：so you are not my frog of prince。。..公主接過照片，青蛙走人，公主看一下，然后暈倒。
白沖過來扶住她，同時大聲念：
my dear,the man on the photo is the prince I promise you,tel NO.131232313266
應該還不錯吧。
6.多人簡短英文哲理話劇
英語話劇劇本：《賴皮孫子糊涂爺爺》 （4人話劇） 演員： P: Pirate-Grandson. M: Mother. F: Father. K: King -Grandpa. 旁白： There are 4 members in a family, Pirate, a 7-year-old naughty boy. His mummy is a beautiful white-collar worker. His dad, Andy Lau is a famous singer, and his dear grandpa, King is a kindly old man. Pirate loves his grandpa most, because King is very spoiling him. He hates his parents. Frankly speaking, he is afraid of them, Because they are very strict with him. . 正劇：（P,K出場） P: Old King, Open the TV, I want to see Tom and Jerry. I love that mouse. Quick! No time! I can't wait another second. K: Oh dear! I nearly forget it. Don't worry, I open it right now. （作開電視狀） P: Ha Ha! It's really funny! Tom is so good！ （作高興狀） Oh no! “The End!” Where is Tom? I hate the end！ （摔電視機，*作極度氣憤狀） Old King！？ （對K吼） K:Oh, what a pity dog！ （作左顧右盼狀） Your parents are not here ,and we can change another one ,our brave Pirate, just tell me. I'm sure your demand will be satisfied. （作充滿自信狀） P:Really! OK! Now, let's watch Caribbean Pirates! K: Humm, No, it's unfit for you…… （作猶豫狀） P: I just like this film, Old King, you tell lies. You don't keep your promise.（作氣憤欲泣狀） K; Oh yes, I play it for you. （作為難狀） But please be quite, I'm afraid your parents wound not like us doing these. P: Don't tell so much! I have been an adult man of 7 years old. I promise it to you. （作自豪自信狀） K:OK. （作舒心，安慰狀） P: Fight him, kill him. Throw these bad guys into the sea…… （高聲喊） K: Xu …….. （作禁聲狀）. Remember your promise, young adult man. P: Oh? What promise? I have forgotten it. （作天經地義狀） K: Oh?! You are right（作理解狀，因為Pirate一貫如此，出爾反爾） P: Old King. I give you an honorable mission. （作自豪狀） Be my horse, and I will ride on your back , let's help these people in dangerous situation, just like a brave knight.（作勇敢狀） K: What! Ride on my back! Be your horse！！（作驚異狀） P: Yes, your hearing is very good, any question？ （作若無其事狀） K: No, No, sound a good idea! Very good! You are a brave Pirate. N。
7.找一篇簡短的英文話劇
Scene1(At Salesman's home) N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming! S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I'm the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular，（展示），I don't know why. The foolish students always come here. I'll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money…… Oops! It's time to make candies now.（看表） First, put the flour on the table. Then, water, sugar, flour.（邊說邊做） Now press, press…… Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it！（滿不在意的神情） Press, press…… Oh, my god!Never mind! Just do it! Press, press, the children will not know it , it's OK,hehehe…… Now let me cut it into pieces!。
8.求幾篇短篇的英語情景劇劇本
阿q外傳 阿Q: hello everyone. I am famous. My name is QQ. People call me A-Q. I am very famous. I love my job very much . You know I am a worker. But I hate my boss, he says he is a foreigner, but I don't believe it .老板： heng A_Q ,you know tomorrow is my fathers birthday.阿Q: oh ,your fathers birthday? How old is your father？老板： hah, he is dead.阿Q: oh he is````` I am sorry to hear that , I am sorry to hear that, I am sorry to hear that But when did your father die ？老板： Two years before I was born.阿Q: Oh ,two years before you were born ？老板： eng ,tomorrow ,AQ, you should work harder .阿Q: of course , of course I will work harder,. But master``` 老板： en？阿Q: I just want some more money. Some more money`` 老板： you want some more money？阿Q: Yes , some more money master.老板： hahah ，打他 Tell you , no way 阿Q: No way ```哭 老板： I can find some body to help you .阿Q:Somebody to help me? Who？老板： WUMA, come here . Wuma, be quick.阿Q: wuma ？ 登場wuma 老板： AQ, this is wuma. Wuma , now you just work together with *`````打他 阿Q: master ，老板： this is wuma, ,you know you just work together with her.阿Q: NO problem`.老板： Do remember ,do not do anything wrong to her. . Or I will kill you.阿Q: OF course not.老板： 看表，its ten o`clock , I just want to go to buy some animals to eat.阿Q: OH animals to eat . OK````` 老板： Remember, I will be back. Do not do anything wrong to her .阿Q: Of course not ,take it easy .```M 下場 阿Q:eng ``` wuma , wuma . Wuma ,wuma whats your name ? wuma 吳媽： My name is wuma 阿Q: wuma how many husbands do you have？吳媽： only one 阿Q: she says ONLY ONE a`` how old is he ?W : he is dead 阿Q: OH ,he is dead ,I am very glad to hear that. Wuma you know, my name is QQ, people tell me AQ. Wuma you know , I have a large house , you know? I make money everyday, a lot of money 吳媽： so you have o lot of wives？阿Q: a lot of wifes? Oh I don't have any wifes. But I have two dogs ,and three cats and four monkeys.吳媽： are they beautiful？阿Q: of course , they are very beautiful.. but you are more beautiful than amimals. I am sorry ,I mean animals are more beatiful than you. I am sorry ,I mean you are as beautiful as *``` to be frank , to tell you the truth,actually in my heart , in fact ```` I just want you to marry me. You know ,wuma,I just want you to be my *, I just want to sleep with you.吳媽： what ? what did you say？阿Q: wuma, I just want to sleep with you..吳媽： Wolf, wolf, no , no ,help, help, policeman policeman```` P: Wher is the wolf ?W : here P: he is AQ, he is not a wolf ,don't care about it . Beautiful woman! May I know your name？吳媽： My name is wuma, people call me wuma.警察：May I know your name？吳媽：My name is Wu Ma,People call me Wuma.警察：Oh Wuma,how many husband do you have？吳媽：Only one.警察：Oh,only one?How old is she？吳媽：He is dead.警察：Dead?Good.警察：Wuma,I just want you to be my wife No.6. To be my wife No.6.阿Q:Wuma… 警察：Wuma… 阿Q:Wuma… 警察：Wuma… 警察 阿Q:Wuma… （動作） 警察：阿Q啊… 阿Q:ei… 警察：Wuma is very beautifu,right？老板：阿Q啊 阿Q:Oh,master！（警察嚇趴下） 老板：what did u do to Wuma？阿Q:I did nothing!I did nothing！老板：Stop!Stop！阿Q:AH… 老板：Wuma, Come here!Heng！（拍桌子，把睡在地上的警察嚇醒！） 警察：Nice to meet you… 老板：Wuma,coffee,coffee… 警察：ei ei 端咖啡，看吳媽 老板：Delicious coffee！警察：Beautiful woman… 老板：Let's cheers！警察：OK,Cheers.（交杯酒）I have something to say.老板：What？警察：（從口袋里拿出錢）Ten thousands.老板：What do you mean？警察：I want Wuma.老板：Ah?You want Wuma？阿Q：（沖過來）Master！老板：My dear sir,you know,tomorrow is my farther's birthday.I need her to work for me.警察：I know,I know！老板：You know. Ha Ha Ha… 警察：One million！老板：One million？警察：I want Wuma.阿Q：（沖過來）I want Wuma.老板：My dear Sir,you know,tomorrow is really my father's birthday.警察：I know,I know… 老板：you know… 警察：（掏出槍）I want Wuma！老板：Hn…. Wuma is yours！警察：Thank you !hey Wuma you know, I am a good person,I am really very good. （掏出錢，塞到吳媽手中）You see,I'm good.吳媽：撒掉錢，老板去撿 警察：Shit,I will kill you.阿Q：哼，我手持鋼鞭將你打！Master！警察：哼 Wma,if you don't go with me,I will kill you at once.阿Q:You can't hurt her.警察：eng,bia（用槍打阿Q） 阿Q:I am hurt,I am dying Wuma,but before I die,I will draw a picture for * a moment. （沖到老板面前，嚎。
9.簡短的英語小品
The little girl liked wearing a red coat. So everybody called her Little Red Coat.
One day, her grandma had a cold. Her mother said to Little Red Coat, “my dear, send some bananas and cakes to your grandma.”
As she walked through the forest, a wolf saw her, “Hello, litter girl. Where are you going?”
“I'm going to my grandma's house. She has got a cold.” Said Little Red Coat.
“Where does she live?” asked the wolf.
“She lives in the house near the forest. There are some big trees in front of her house.” Said Little Red Coat.
“Bye-bye, little girl.” The wolf ran to the grandma's house.
Grandma asked, “Who is it?”
“It's me, Little Red Coat.” said the wolf.
“Come in, please.”
The big wolf opened the door and walked into the room. He ate Grandma up.
He put on Grandma's coat and trousers. Then he lay in bed.
Little Red Coat walked into her grandma's room.
“What big eyes you have got, Grandma!” she said.
“Because I want to see your pretty face.”said the wolf.
“What a big mouth you have got, Grandma!”she said.
“Because I want to eat you, my dear.”said the wolf.
“Oh, no!”cried the little girl.
The bad wolf ate Little Red Coat, too.
The wolf was sleeping on Grandma's bed.
At this time, a hunter came and saw the wolf. “What a big stomach he has got! Grandma must be in his stomach.”thought the hunter.
The hunter cut open the wolf. Grandma and Little Red Coat were still alive. They jumped out of the wolf.
Grandma and Little Red Coat were very happy. “Thank you.”they said to the hunter.
10.八人的簡短英語小話劇,1分鐘左右,急需
THE ARAB IN THE DESERT
（沙漠里的阿拉伯人）
（旁白）：An Arab was walking along through the desert when he met two * men looked * Arab went over to them.
（阿拉伯人）：Have you lost one of your camels [k?m?l]?
（甲人）：Yes,he was.
（阿拉伯人）：Was he lame in the left foot and had he lost a tooth?
（乙人）：* tell us where he is.
（阿拉伯人）：I don't know.
（丙人）：Did someone tell you about him?
（阿拉伯人）：No.
（旁白）：The two men looked at each other in surprise. They came up close to him,took hold of him ,and shouted
（甲、乙、丙人）：Catch the thief!
（旁白）：At last,the man took him before judges ['d??d??z] .
（法官一）：We're judges ['d??d??z].
（法官二）：What's up?
（阿拉伯人）：I've never seen thier camel[k?m?l].This morning I saw tracks [tr?ks] of a lost camel.
（法官一）：En,What else?
（阿拉伯人）：He had lost a tooth,because he ate grass.
（法官二）：How clever person are you!I should learn from you.
（旁白）：Well,together the five men set out to look for the lost anmal.
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