華閱文章網1.求簡單英語五人小品劇本,請看清下面的補充要求
搞笑英語微電影劇本《Whose treat》（英語5人搞笑微電影劇本） 演員：A—— ，B—— ，C—— ，D—— ，旁白—— 編劇： 攝影： 后期制作： 插曲：場景一《鈴兒響叮當》場景二《雪絨花》場景三《泰坦尼克號主題曲》場景四《flash》場景五《never say goodbye》或者《字母歌》道具：一份報紙（最好是英文的），三份試卷（白紙即可），100元，64元找零，布娃娃 （場景一：未定空地____5個人都到， 拍攝） 旁白：One day ,some yang people want to get takeout as their dinner 一天，幾個年輕人想叫外賣吃（直接錄旁白，念完時候鏡頭落在四個人身上） A: let's get takeout ,please？（旁白念完直接開始） B:why not? I like it .（開心，滿足） C:It's up to you .（看著A） D:OK,but i have a good idea……（手托下巴，賣關子） A:go on ,please（請求語氣） D:we always ”going Dutch “,.it's time to enjoy someone's treat……我們總是AA制，這次找個人請客吧（掃一眼大家，繼續賣關子） C: but how should we drag the unfortunate? talk to us,please（請求） D：（笑）OK,OK…….Each of us tell a joke, if not making others laugh, just pay ！我們每人講一個笑話，如果不能把其他人逗笑，就買單哦。
（得意） A,B,C:good idea！（大家拍手，異口同聲） A:Let me tell a joke first .the title is” I'm Glad “.A school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. 我先講吧，題目是“我很高興”。一個老師正在對學生講使別人高興的重要性。
現在，她說 （切到場景二，到一個教室，或有椅子的地方，把笑話表演出來，， 拍） 旁白：Now, she said現在，她說 趙雪：children ,has anyone of you ever made someone else glad？你們當中有誰讓別人高興過？王鵬：teacher, I've made someone glad yesterday.昨天我就使別人高興過。趙雪：Well done. Who was that？做得好，是誰呢？王鵬：My granny.我奶奶。
趙雪：Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grand mother glad.好孩子，現在告訴我們，你是怎樣使你奶奶高興的。王鵬：Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, 'Granny, I'm going home,' and she said, 'Well, I'm glad'！是這樣的，老師。
我昨天去看她，在她那兒呆了三個小時。然后我跟她說：‘奶奶，我要回家了。
’她說：‘啊，我很高興！’ （切回場景一，BCD哈哈大笑A見狀很開心，） A:oh, i got it ！我做到了（很開心） B:yeah,yeah, maybe you just tell your own story .（指著A說完捂嘴笑） A: I……（要解釋，被B攔下） B:OK,now ,It's my turn .”a gentle reminder”is the * been married a long time, my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder of a special occasion. 婚后已久，我丈夫往往在一個特別事情上需要委婉的提醒。（切換場景三，移至餐廳或有椅子的地方， 拍攝，） B:On the morning of our 35th anniversary, we were sitting at the breakfast table when I hinted， 在我們結婚35周年紀念的早上，我們正坐在早餐桌旁，我暗示道：（錄旁白形式） 雙："Honey, do you realize that we've been sitting in these same two seats for exactly 35 years？"“親愛的，你意識到我們在這兩個相同的座位上已坐了整整35年了嗎？” B:Putting down the newspaper, he looked straight at me and said，他放下報紙，眼睛直直地望著我：田："So, you want to switch seats？"“因此，你想交換座位嗎？” （切回場景一，ACD哈哈大笑中，） B:so, i got it，（對C）maybe you will like the man in the future （笑）it's your turn C: oh,no ,he is stupid （不屑），my title is “girl,oh little girl”題目是“讓人無奈的孩子”When they're together, my five-year-old daughter and her cousin tend to cause mayhem. (['me?hem] )one Saturday, I put my foot down.我五歲的女兒和她的表妹在一起的時候，總要招來大亂。
一個星期六，我開始抗議了。（切至場景四，某空地， 拍攝） ： "All right, you two,"No screaming , grabbing, whining, hitting, teasing, tattling, breaking toys, scratching or fighting." “好啦，你們兩個，”我嚴厲地說，“不許叫喊，不許亂拿，不許哭鬧，不許亂敲，不許取笑，不許扯淡，不許弄壞玩具，不許亂抓，不許打架。”
（轉身要走），雙：“come on ,MengMeng, let's get dirty . "“來， ，我們來把自己弄臟吧。” （切回場景一，ABD哈哈笑） B:OK,we three all did it ,now，（對D）only you left D:i'm very afraid now,maybe I'll fail it . Let me try .it's “A dollar per point”一分一塊錢A professor was giving a big test one day to his students.一天，教授正在給學生們監考。
（切場景五，至 教室， 拍攝） D（旁白形式）：He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait.他發下試卷，然后回到講臺前等待。（ 軒演教授， 坐中間， 演學生，考試時， 左顧右盼很著急，交卷子時， 左看看右看看掏出100元夾在卷子里并且寫了一句話A dollar per point.）Once the test was over the students all handed the tests。
2.5人英語話劇劇本有哪些
英語話劇劇本The Bus A Story about Love and Stinky Feet5-6人英語劇本，公交車上的故事，適合大學生活，關于愛和臭腳的故事。
Female student A:,Female student B,Female student C,Boy A: Wang Chiang-rui Boy B,Old woman,Scene One(Three female students are chatting on a bus. Because all the seats are taken, they are standing, holding onto some plastic rings hanging down from the bus roof. Two boys are sleeping in their seats. Then the bus arrives at a stop and an old woman gets on. She looks at the seats. Seeing no empty seats, she stands next to a female student and holds onto a plastic ring.) Old woman: There're no empty seats. I guess I'll have to stand.(The female students find the old woman not having a seat. They want to help her find one to sit in.) Female student A: We should find a seat for * student B: Right. Those two bad boys did not give their seats to her.(The two boys continue to sleep.) Female student C: We should find a seat for * students A & B: Yes.(Female student A goes to Boy A and taps on his shoulder.) Female Student A: Excuse me, could you give your seat to that old lady?(Boy A stretches and continues to sleep. Female students A and B look at each other. Female student B taps on Boy A's shoulder.) Female Student B: Hey! Can you give your seat to that old lady?Boy A: (wakes up) I lined up for twenty hours yesterday to buy A-Mei's new album. I'm very tired. I'm sorry I can't give my seat to the old lady. (continues to sleep) Female student C: What should we do?Female student B: Let's ask the other * B: (gets up suddenly) Ah!All: (startled)Ah!Female student B: What happened?Female student C: Why did you scream?Boy B: I had a nightmare. It was * student B: Excuse me, can you give your seat to that old lady?(Boy B falls asleep.) Female student A: Hello! Is it OK for you to make room for that old lady?Boy B: Let me sleep, please. I read an English novel all night last night and didn't get any sleep. Can you let me sleep for a while?Female student A: Well, we've * student B: The young man is really * woman: Thank you, young ladies! I'm OK! Don't think I'm an old woman. I am healthy. (makes a few kicks like a young man) Female student C: Maybe we worry too much. The old lady's very healthy.(The bus driver hits the brake suddenly and the old woman falls over. It makes Boy A wake up.) Boy A: Oh! Are you OK?Old woman: Oh! Oh! My waist!Boy A: You can take my seat. (helps the old woman to the seat) Female student C: Hmm. He just got his * student A: Yeah! I was just about to say they got no * student B: Yeah. I thought he was a cold-blooded * A: Hey! Watch your own manners. I've given her my seat. I'm really very tired.(At this time Boy B is embarrassed. He dares not continue to sleep.) Old woman: Thank you, young man. I'm old and * B: Don't say that. If I'd given you my seat earlier, the accident wouldn't have happened.(The bus driver hits the brake suddenly again. Boy A falls down.) Scene Two(The Old woman and Boy B sit in the seats. Boy A is standing behind the three girls and drowsing. The three girls continue to chat. Boy A is drowsing carelessly and bumps into Female student A's body.) Female student A: Oh! Who touched me? (turns her head around and sees Boy A standing behind her) It's you, right?Boy A: What?Female student B: Why? You did it intentionally, didn't you?Boy A: Wait. I didn't do * student C: You touched her intentionally, right?Boy A: Hey, I'm not that kind of person. (looks at Boy B) Hey… Is it you?Boy B: (confused and shakes his head) Not me. I was sleeping.(The bus driver hits the brake suddenly again. Boy A bumps into Female student A again.) Female student A: (angry) Still saying it wasn't you? You pig!Boy A: I didn't mean * woman: Nowadays boys are not the same as those in the past. Boys in the past were all very polite. Now boys are * student C: Now what do you have to say? Apologize to her. Hurry!Boy A: Alright! Alright! (to female student A) I'm sorry.(Female student A ignores him and continues to chat with the other two girls.) Boy A: It's not my day * B: Gentlemen don't fight with women. And she's no nice * woman: Nowadays girls don't have good temper. Time really * B: Older people know more than * woman: When I was a young student, I got love letters from many men every day. For the sake of manners, I went out with different men every day.(Boys A and B don't know what to say. Suddenly the bus 。
3.急~~~英語短話劇劇本5人
話劇《荊軻刺秦王》旁白（Aside ）/介紹（Introduction）: Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the * I 太子丹（上，掏出鏡子梳頭，做自戀狀）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world？ （畫外音：It's you, Prince Dan！ 太子丹高興狀） Thank u mirror！ （面對觀眾） I'm Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do？ （向幕里大叫） Where is my minister？阿三（畢恭畢敬） ： Honey, I am coming.太子丹：I've told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”！阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作殺狀） 太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent！（二十一世紀最需要的是什么，人才！這句話要跟觀眾交流，最好由觀眾來回答，然后拍阿三肩膀，做贊許狀） Good idea! But who is the right candidate？阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK？阿三：* II （《十面埋伏》中劉德華&金成武決斗時的音樂） 荊軻 Are you Li mochou？李莫愁 Yes.荊軻 OK. I'm Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers' world.李莫愁 Are you challenging me？荊軻 Off course！ 聳聳肩表示同意 李莫愁 Come on！音樂起 兩人沖上前來 “人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，兩刀砍死你啊。
” 李莫愁倒地 荊軻大笑 李莫愁痛苦狀：What happened? Why aren't you hurt？荊軻： We don't need any reason to win a person. Don't we? Do we？ （贏一個人需要理由么，不需要么，需要么？） 李莫愁：Momma always said: "Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou. You never know what you're gonna get." I got it, Momma is right.荊軻再次大笑 太子丹上（抱拳）：How are you？荊柯：Fine, thank you, and you？太子丹：Oh my God! Could you give me an innovative answer to “How are you”？荊柯：Sure！太子丹：How are you？荊柯：Fine, thank you, and your wife？太子丹暈倒 荊柯：Hey, man, I'm kidding！太子丹：Oh, I'm kidding too！（畢恭畢敬）May I have your name card, please？荊軻從兜里掏出一卷紙，上面寫著：To be or not to be, that's a question.阿三：Hero,we need your help.荊柯：I am busy now！太子丹：You can get a lot of money.荊柯：I am very busy now！阿三：IC, ID, IQ card？荊柯：I am very very busy now！阿三（手指上場的美女，激動狀）： Look! She is the most beautiful girl in the world. If you say O.K., she is yours.荊柯（流口水）：I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love！阿三：What? What's the TCM？荊柯； Hey, guy! You look so smart but why you didn't know TCM? Any of them can give you the answer.阿三：Excuse me? What's the TCM？觀眾甲：TCM - Traditional Chinese MM .太子丹：I must show you the trump card. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Lipton Slimming tea. It is a brand new product of Unilever China.荊柯（激動）：Slimming tea! I have dreamed of it for thousands of times. My wife always threatens to leave me if I couldn't reduce my weight.阿三：You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I'm very glad, you still have to speak up. Take it! Do you really like? Really？你不是真的想要吧？難道你真的想要嗎…… （《No matter》音樂起，荊軻先與阿三跳探戈，擁入懷中，又甩出去，阿三做嘔吐狀。
然后荊軻與太子丹跳倫巴，最后太子丹擺一個女性化的造型，向后彎腰并抬其中一條腿，荊軻做調戲狀。） 荊柯（誠懇狀） Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for you.太子丹與阿三（撞胯，擊掌）Yeah!Action Ш （《大話西游》主題曲響起） 荊珂挽著妻子，太子丹，阿三在后.阿三：Hero, we have already reached Yishui River.荊珂：Just stop here, please. Farewell, my friends 太子丹：I will miss you, baby.（太子丹，阿三下。
停頓。《泰坦尼克號》主題曲起，荊軻與妻子做Jack和rose在船頭的經典造型，忽然荊軻看到一個美女——此時一個中國古典美女經過，向荊軻拋媚眼，并拋下定情手絹。
荊軻高興的盯著美女看，妻子發覺。
4.5人英語小品劇本 簡單易懂
喜羊羊與灰太狼學生英語小品劇本，片名：一把“槍”. 劇情：喜羊羊一伙兒在一起玩，灰太狼突然襲擊，進行抓捕，把美羊羊、懶羊羊抓走了。
慢羊羊糊涂地給了喜羊羊一把假槍，喜羊羊與暖羊羊去狼堡解救美羊羊、懶羊羊。它們被喜羊羊與沸羊羊和暖羊羊用一只假槍解救，回到羊村后才發現這是假槍。
最后以紅太狼灰太狼被定住結束。 道具：兩把玩具槍。
人數：五名男生，三名女生（其中一名稍胖） 出場人物：喜羊羊Pleasant Goat 美羊羊Pretty Goat 懶羊羊Lazy Goat 沸羊羊 Force Goat暖羊羊Warm Goat 慢羊羊 Slowly Goat(Village Head) 灰太狼 Big Big Wolf 紅太狼 Red Big Wolf 情節對話： （喜羊羊、美羊羊、沸羊羊、懶羊羊、慢羊羊還有暖羊羊在一起；灰太狼和紅太狼在旁邊隱蔽） 喜：What can we play today？ 美：We have nothing to *'s dull！ 懶：I have a good idea. （睡意朦朧） 喜、沸：What idea do you have？ （好奇） 懶：Let's sleep！ （自信滿滿） 暖、慢：Oh,no!You are very lazy！（無奈指責） 灰：Ha!Dear goats,I'm coming！（灰太狼小聲→大聲，出現在羊面前） 美：Ah!Look,Big-big-wolf!Run away！ （驚恐了一大跳） （羊們開始逃跑，灰太狼追著美羊羊） 灰：Ha-ha!I'm sure that it's a good and delicious goat！ （灰太狼緊追美羊羊） 美：Pleasant-goat!Please help me! Help,help,help！ （神情緊張） 灰：It's too late!My favourite goat.（十分貪婪，并抓住了美羊羊） 喜：Pretty-goat,I have nothing to * I'll save you！ （灰太狼抓住了美羊羊后，又開始抓其它羊） 懶：Don't touch me!Help me！（也神情緊張） 灰：Ha!Little fat goat.I'm hungry now. My wife is waiting for *！ （灰太狼又抓住了懶羊羊，于是逮著懶羊羊，美羊羊走向狼堡，最后進入了狼堡） -------------------地點轉換（在狼堡）---------------------------- 紅：Wa!Big big wolf!You are very good! Oh,two goats！ （激動） 灰：Wife.I'm going to cook them soon!Today we'll have a super dinner, I'm looking forward to eating goats the first（灰太狼和紅太狼準備煮羊） -----------------------地點轉換（在青青草原）---------------------- 慢：What to do?Pleasant-goat,find a way quickly,be quick！ （著急） 沸：Pleasant goat!Find a way！ 喜：There's only one *'s goto wolf's houseand save them！ 暖：What? I am very worried about that!It's too dangerous ！ （表現出害怕的樣子） 慢：* is only one key.I'm wating for * must save Pretty-goat and Lazy goat .And this is a special *-big-wolf won't move for an * you,Pleasant goat. （慢羊羊拿出一把槍，深沉地給了喜羊羊） 喜：That's great!Let's * goat and Force goat！ （握住拳頭） 暖，沸：Ok,let's go to wolf's house！ （ 氣勢磅礴） （喜羊羊它們向狼堡走去；灰太狼與紅太狼正得意洋洋） -----------------------地點轉換（在狼堡）--------------------------- 紅：Two Little * will finish!I'll eat you！ （貪婪野蠻） 美：Oh,no.I believe Pleasant goat can save me! Yes?Lazy goat?What are you doing？（無助） 懶：Let me sleep,xu.（樂觀派） 美：Ah!Don't sleep!I am very afraid ! If you don't sleep,I will give you candy！ 懶：Really?I love candy ！（懶羊羊突然醒了，美羊羊點點頭） （喜羊羊，沸羊羊，暖羊羊到達，并使勁敲門） 灰：Who?Oh, * are the other goats!Let me catch them. （喜羊羊拿住槍，準備瞄準；灰太狼打開門） 灰：Oh,it's pleasant goat!I'll get you for my dinner！ 喜：*e!(Bang！！！！！！！！！！！) （開槍）（灰太狼突然動不了了） 暖：Wa!Pleasant goat,you are very great！（贊美） 灰：Pleasant-goat!What do you do? Why can't I move？！ （喜羊羊笑了笑，把槍給了沸羊羊） 喜：Force goat,give you * me save them. 沸：Ok!。* big wolf!you will finish！ （喜羊羊救了美羊羊，懶羊羊，沸羊羊把槍對準紅太狼） 紅：What are you going to do?little fat goats？ （害怕） 沸：Goodbye,Red big wolf!(bang！！！！！) （沸羊羊向紅太狼開槍；紅太狼動不了了） 美，懶：Thank you,Pleasant-goat！（感激不盡） 暖：Lazy goat, pretty goat,Run away quickly！ （美羊羊，懶羊羊逃了出來） 紅：Big-big-wolf,I hate you!Ah！ （紅太狼掙扎） 美：Mr. Big-big-wolf and Red big wolf,goodbye！ （親切） 懶：Pretty-goat,where's my candy？ （天真好奇） 美：Oh!Lovely lazy goat,I have no *?Don't blame me！ （違約） 懶：What?My candy!My God!。
Ai,Let me sleep,xu.（無奈的） 暖：Don't sleep!Lazy goat!We will go to our house！ （命令） （懶羊羊隨即被叫醒，并打了個哈欠，之后羊群到達羊村） 慢：Pleasant goat,you're very good!Give me special gun.（迎接） 沸：Here you *e Head. 慢：Ah,that's not ture the special * is ture！（激動地拿出真槍） 暖：Ah?If this……（疑惑無比） 慢：。
5.5人英語話劇劇本10分鐘左右
（道具：小床、門） Mum: Tom get up !Tom Yes ,mummy. Good moring,*: Good moring,*: Breakfast is *: I\'m coming. Wow, eggs ! I like *: Now, Tom. Wash your *: Yes, I *: Brush your *: All *: Moring, *: Moring, *: I\'m *: Have an egg, *: Thanks, mummy.I want some *: Here you *: I\'m *: Time to go to *: Where is my school bag?Mum: Here it * you ready?Tom: Yes. Goodbye, mummy. Goodbye ,*&Dad: Goodbye, Tom.（上學路上，一段跳舞的動作，配樂） Tom: Hello *: Hello *: Are you going to school?WiWi: Yes. Let\'s *: Hello Tom ,hello * &WiWi: Hello * : Are you going to school?Tom &WiWi: Yes. Let\'s go.（上課，鈴聲響，一段跳舞和做游戲，配樂） Mr Xu: Now class *: Stand up!Mr Xu: Hello, boys and *: Hello Mr * Xu : Sit down, * you all here?Monitors: * Xu: Let\'s *: One , two, three, four。
ten （咚咚咚） May: May I come in?Mr Xu: Come in, *: Sorry, I\'m * Xu: That\'s all *\'t be late again Mr Xu: Let\'s * me * : (Show a ginger.) Mr Xu: Clap *: (clap their hands).Mr Xu : Today we will learn some songs. Who can try?Puple : I can .Mr Xu : Please.(Happy new year!Eyes and * is * where are you) （看一下手表）Class is over. Goodbye boys and *: Goodbye .人物：Mummy, Daddy, Tom, Mr Xu, May 英語短劇劇本The Pocket Money Characters: Narrator(N), Salesman(S), Dad(D), Maggie(M), Alice(A), Candy(C), Policeman(P) Preparation： 學校布景，做糖果用桌及相關材料，小販家布景 Scene1(At Salesman's home) N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I'm the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular，（展示），I don't know why. The foolish students always come here. I'll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money…… Oops! It's time to make candies now.（看表） First, put the flour on the *, water, sugar, flour.（邊說邊做） Now press, press…… Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it！（滿不在意的神情） Press, press…… Oh, my god！（鼻涕）Never mind! Just do it!Press, press, the children will not know it , it's OK,hehehe…… Now let me cut it into pieces!One, two, three, four, five……（用臟菜刀） Wow, everything is ready！糖果鉆出來（跳舞），跳完后，非常難過地說：Oh, I'm so dirty and ugly! What can I do? The students will eat me! And they will be ill! Wuwuwu… S: Mmmm…It looks dirty, let me give you a nice coat！ （給它穿上） Wow! Now it's so beautiful! Haha…… C: Oh, no! Don't sell me! I'm dirty！（拖糖果下場） Scene2(At the school gate) N: The next day, when the class is over, all the students come out happily and the salesman goes to the school gate as usual. (Maggie和Alice 歡快地跑出校門，看到小販)（小販拉著糖上場，吆喝）：Candies! Candies! Sweet candies！ …… M: Oh, Alice! Look! Candies!A: Yeah! I think they are yummy!M: Let's ask him.A: OK!C: Don't buy me！（非常焦急） M&A: Why?C: I'm dirty!M: No, you look nice!C: What can I do？ （面向觀眾） Wuwuwu…（小販將她拉在后面） S: Candies! Candies！（引誘兩個女孩） M&A: How much are they?S: Do you have money？（輕蔑） M&A: Money？（對視） M:Oh, I've no money！（失落之極） A: Me too.S: No money? So sorry！（吆喝著走開，下場） M: What can we do now?A: Let's ask dad for money.M: But how to ask?A: How？…Oh,I know ,let's make him happy ,and he will give us money.（自信） M: Good idea！（全部下場） Scene 3:(At Maggie's home) N: The children have to go home and ask dad for some money, and they know their father is good at playing guitar, so they will do something clever. （爸爸看報） M: Dad,dad,let's sing a song ,OK？ （同時Alice去取吉他準備拿給爸爸） A: And play the guitar for us!M: We know you play so well！（爸爸詫異地看著孩子） D: Oh? What a bright day today!M&A: Please, dad！（哀求） D:OKOK! Let's.（取吉他，開始準備）D: Which song do you like? How about Edelweiss?M&A: Of course！（開始彈，第一段孩子隨節奏起舞，第二段孩子開始輕聲討論起來“you first”之類的話，爸爸停止彈琴。） D: What's the matter?M: Dad, we have no money!A: Can we have some 。
6.五個人的英語話劇
Justice Is The Winner（正義必勝）5人短劇。
搞笑的匪徒，搞笑的綁架案，不錯的劇本。人物 Bunny Cheng: Bunny Chen Eliza Lin: Daughter Celine Tu: Reporter et Aside Sano Hsieh: Small gangster（小流氓） Trent Cheng: Big gangster（大流氓）-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SCENE I A mother is doing exercise in the living room when the phone is ringing. And her daughter is in the school *: Hello~ Caller: (A boy is crying.) Ha! Your kid is here. Do you hear his voice? If you want to save your kid, prepare the *: Are you crazy? I don't have a son!!! Don't try to cheat me. Stupid guy!The mother is very angry and hung up the phone. But later… the phone is ringing again… Mom: Hello~ Caller: Hello~ Are you busy now?Mom: (I recognize the voice.) You are a fraud, right? Do you want to trick me again? Is it fun? Don't do such a boring thing, O.K.? I won't believe *: Really? Listen to this.(A girl is crying on the phone, ”mom, help me~ help me~) Mom: Oh~ you are a good actor. This time is better but I still won't fall into your trap to rob me of my money! If you call again, I will call the cop. Do you understand? (Hang up the phone more angrier.) But the voice sounds like her daughter's and the mom is not disturbed. She decides to go to the elementary school to see her daughter. The mom got there… Mom: Eliza~ Eliza: Mom~ why you are here? Are you missing me? Do you come here to pick me up?Mom: Ya~ are you happy in the school? Let's go home. I want to tell you something on the way * tells Eliza about the phone scam and wants her to be careful from now * II Because the mother didn't believe the two gangsters really kidnapped her kid, the gangsters were furious. So they decided to kidnap her daughter this * gangsters have found the school her daughter studies in, and observed for many days. Today is the day they plan to kidnap the * big gangster always focuses on what he's doing but the small gangster is usually * gangster: Hey! Concentrate!! (The big gangster hit the small gangster's head) Small gangster: Ouch! O.K. * this moment, the girl * gangster: (Check the picture.) Hey!! Buddy!! Look! Is that her?Big gangster: Ha! Ha! Ha! It's hunting * gangster: I'm so excited!! Oh~ what a beautiful girl. Just like a fairy. My sweetheart… Buddy do you know? I feel that I get butterflies in my stomach!Big gangster: (Hitting the small gangster's head again.) Hey! Wake up!! Stop day-dreaming. Let's make a move! Small gangster: Oh~ my baby~ I'm coming!!Big gangster: Hey!! Lady!! Can you do me a favor?Eliza: Sure! What can I do for you?Small gangster: (Murmuring) This beautiful lady has a beautiful * gangster: Sorry. Ignore what he *: Never mind!Big gangster: Thanks! I want to go to Tunghai University. Do you know how can I get there?Eliza: Oh… you should go straight until the traffic light, then turn right until you see a convenience store at the corner and turn left. Keep going straight and you would see the * gangster: Go straight until the first traffic light, turn right and we will see a supermarket at the end of the street. And… Eliza: No! No! No! Go straight until the traffic light, then turn right until you see a convenience store at the corner and turn left. Keep going straight and you would see the * gangster: Go straight until the first traffic light, then turn left and go straight to the end of the street, then we can see the *: Oh, my! No! Wrong again! You two are really a stupid * gangster: It's too complex. I can't remember all the directions. I'm a foreigner. And I have an important presentation there. Could you go with us, guide us there? Please~ Eliza was confused. But she is a kind person and she likes to help *: Umm… let me think… okay!! Let's go!Small gangster: How kind of you!! My little * gangster: Sorry. Just ignore him. Thank for your * goes with the * the gangsters' car, the small gangster suddenly shows a sharp knife. And shouts, “Don't move!” Eliza is shocked and starts *: What are you doing?Small gangster: I'm kidnapping you!Eliza: Oh~ I am so * gangster: (Talk to the big gangster.) Did you hear that, she is scared?Big gangster: Ya~ we are *: Not funny! I'm hungry. I want to go home! I want to go home!Small gangster: Shut up. Don't be so noisy!Eliza keeps * gangster: You! Get out of the car!Big gangster: (Hit the small gangster angrily!) Idiot! I have a 。
7.誰有5人搞笑英語短劇劇本
prologue j:everybody says that i'm hen pecked, but in fact,i'm a strong tiger，（小聲）while my wife is wusong. 。
i'm not afraid of you! ! then, i'm afraid of whom! my wife lunchi is the most famous woman in the * is braver than me,smarter than me and stronger than me .all this i donot care. i only want she to be tender than me. but she is not! having a wife like this is just like living in the hell! my god! who can help me? act1 jm:i can! lunch! lunch! where are you? l:i'm here! what's up ,mum? jm:i have told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother in law”. l:* most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law, what's up? jm:since you married my son you have be havedso * have been so rude, so brusque,so lazy…… l:but…… jm:never interrupt me! l:never interrupt me! since i married your son, that terrible johnny,i have been working hard all daylong,cooking and washing. i have raised tens of thousands of pigs and ducks and chicken and…… jm:but all those you have done arenot asvaluable as a grandson! l(:oh,you want a grandson,don't you?go and ask your son. i'm leaving! act2 l:mum, i'm back! lm:you are back?why?what happened? l:i was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother–in-law. lm:see! i have already told you! when you insisted on marrying that terrible johnny, i told you that he is ugly tupid and poor, but you did not listen to me. look at yourself…… l:but,mum…… lm:never interrupt me! l:mum,i'm not interrupting you. i just want to tell you that you are always right ok? and i'll marry whomever you want me to. lm:nice girl! just now, i met the mayor's son in the * said:“if your daughter haven't been married,i really really want to marry her!”now you are free again, i 'll go and tell him. l:what? the mayor's son?the most famous playboy in the neighbor-hood? wha。
8.求五人演的簡單英文小劇本
1: I am a princess from the wonderland, what about you?
2: i am a normal girl. nice to meet you
1: who are you?
2: my name is Angela, you want to be friends?
1: ok, you want to play with me in that park?
2: Let's go
park~
1: i want to play on the swing
2: But she is on it
3:you can go on it if you want
1: thank you
4: i want to go on it too, can i go first?
1: no , it is my swing
4 cries
1: you can go on it if you really want
2: don't worry , lets play something else
1: ok, lets go over there
3:can i come?
1: yes you can
4: can i come too
5: hi, i am Jack, why don't we play all together!
1:ok
5: i know there is lake down there, lets go
2:yeh
3:lets go
4: come on
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