華閱文章網一、有趣搞笑的英語句子
Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
鈔票不是萬能的，有時還需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每個人都應該熱愛動物，因為它們很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要節約用水，盡量和女友一起洗澡。
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每個成功男人的背后，都有一個女人。每個不成功男人的背后，都有兩個。
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快樂的單身漢遲早也會結婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聰明人都是未婚的，結婚的人很難再聰明起來。
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一個相關名詞，他會給你帶來很多不相關的親戚（聯系）。
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
愛情就象照片，需要大量的暗房時間來培養。 （老外也保守，要摸黑辦事，哈哈）
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩會生出意外，后排座位上的意外會生出小孩。
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
“現在的夢想決定著你的將來”，所以還是再睡一會吧。
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
應該有更好的方式開始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每個上午都醒來。
"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk? "
“努力工作不會導致死亡！”不過我不會用自己去證明。
"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
“工作好有意思耶！”尤其是看著別人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神決定了誰是你的親戚，幸運的是在選擇朋友方面他給了你留了余地。
When two's company, three's the result!
兩個人的狀態是不穩定的，三個人才是！
A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服飾就象鐵絲網，它阻止你貿然行動但并不妨礙你盡情的觀看。
The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
學的越多，知道的越多，知道的越多，忘記的越多，
忘記的越多，知道的越少，為什么學來著？
二、搞笑的英語句子翻譯
一、幽默的英語句子 1) Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. 鈔票不是萬能的，有時還需要信用卡。
2) One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每個人都應該熱愛動物，因為它們很好吃。 3)Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要節約用水，盡量和女友一起洗澡。
4)Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. 要用心去愛你的鄰居，不過不要讓她的老公知道。 5)Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每個成功男人的背后，都有一個女人。
每個不成功男人的背后，都有兩個。 6)Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 再快樂的單身漢遲早也會結婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。
7)The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 聰明人都是未婚的，結婚的人很難再聰明起來。 8)Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 成功是一個相關名詞，他會給你帶來很多不相關的親戚（聯系）。
9)Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。 10)Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 愛情就象照片，需要大量的暗房時間來培養。
（老外也保守，要摸黑辦事，哈哈） 11)Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 后排座位上的小孩會生出意外，后排座位上的意外會生出小孩。 12)"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. "現在的夢想決定著你的將來"，所以還是再睡一會吧。
13)There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 應該有更好的方式開始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每個上午都醒來。 14)"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk？ " "努力工作不會導致死亡！"不過我不會用自己去證明。
15)"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours！ " "工作好有意思耶！"尤其是看著別人工作。 16)God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. 神決定了誰是你的親戚，幸運的是在選擇朋友方面他給了你留了余地。
17)When two's company, three's the result！ 兩個人的狀態是不穩定的，三個人才是！ 18)A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. 服飾就象鐵絲網，它阻止你冒然行動但并不妨礙你盡情的觀看。 19)The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. 學的越多，知道的越多，知道的越多，忘記的越多，忘記的越多，知道的越少，為什么學來著？ 二、勵志的英語句子 * man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry. 沒有人值得你流淚，值得讓你這么做的人不會讓你哭泣。
* you fail, don't forget to learn your lesson. 如果你失敗了，千萬別忘了汲取教訓。 *'t waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you. 不要為那些不愿在你身上花費時間的人而浪費你的時間 * a noble and honest life. Reviving past times in your old age will help you to enjoy your life again. 過一種高尚而誠實的生活。
當你年老時回想起過去，你就能再一次享受人生。 * the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. 對于世界而言，你是一個人；但是對于某個人，你是他的整個世界。
* judge people by their appearance. 永遠不要以貌取人。 *'t try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to. 不要著急，最好的總會在最不經意的時候出現。
*er the best love is to love others unconditionally rather than make demands on them. 記住：最好的愛存在于對別人的愛勝于對別人的索求之上。 * your crystal goblets. Do not save your best perfume, and use it every time you feel you want it. 舉起你的酒杯吧。
不要吝嗇灑上你最好的香水，你想用的時候就享用吧！ * for knowledge, read more, sit on your front porch and admire the view without paying attention to your needs. 尋找更多的知識，多讀一些書，坐在你家的前廊里，以贊美的眼光去享受眼前的風景，不要帶上任何功利的想法。 * yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you. 在你想了解別人也想讓別人了解你之前，先完善并了解自己。
* not keep anything for a special occasion, because every day that you live is a SPECIAL OCCASION. 不要將你的東西為了某一個特別的時刻而預留著，因為你生活的每一天都是那么特別。 * frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. 縱然傷心，也不要愁眉不展，因為你不知是誰會愛上你的笑容。
14."There are only two creatures," says a proverb, "who can surmount the pyramids-the eagle and the snail." 俗話說：“能登上金字塔的。
三、能給幾個搞笑又經典的英文句子
先給幾個：
Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
鈔票不是萬能的，有時還需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每個人都應該熱愛動物，因為它們很好吃。
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每個成功男人的背后，都有一個女人。每個不成功男人的背后，都有兩個。
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快樂的單身漢遲早也會結婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
“現在的夢想決定著你的將來”，所以還是再睡一會吧。
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
應該有更好的方式開始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每個上午都醒來。
"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk? "
“努力工作不會導致死亡！”不過我不會用自己去證明。
"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
“工作好有意思耶！”尤其是看著別人工作。
When two's company, three's the result!
兩個人的狀態是不穩定的，三個人才是！
最后給幾個無敵的：
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩會生出意外，后排座位上的意外會生出小孩。
Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要節約用水，盡量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
要用心去愛你的鄰居，不過不要讓她的老公知道。
^_^請笑納
四、能給幾個搞笑又經典的英文句子
先給幾個： Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. 鈔票不是萬能的，有時還需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每個人都應該熱愛動物，因為它們很好吃。 Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每個成功男人的背后，都有一個女人。
每個不成功男人的背后，都有兩個。 Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 再快樂的單身漢遲早也會結婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. “現在的夢想決定著你的將來”，所以還是再睡一會吧。 There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 應該有更好的方式開始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每個上午都醒來。
"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk？ " “努力工作不會導致死亡！”不過我不會用自己去證明。 "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours！ " “工作好有意思耶！”尤其是看著別人工作。
When two's company, three's the result！ 兩個人的狀態是不穩定的，三個人才是！ 最后給幾個無敵的： Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 后排座位上的小孩會生出意外，后排座位上的意外會生出小孩。 Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要節約用水，盡量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. 要用心去愛你的鄰居，不過不要讓她的老公知道。 ^_^請笑納。
五、求一些英文幽默句子,越多越好
One should love anim als. They are so tasty. 每個人都應該熱愛動物，因為它們很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要節約用水，盡量和女友一起洗澡。 Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每個成功男人的背后，都有一個女人；每個不成功男人的背后，都有兩個。
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 成功是一個相關名詞，他會給你帶來很多不相關的親戚。 Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 愛情就像照片，需要大量的暗房時間來培養。
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 后排座位上的小孩會發生意外，后排座位上的意外會生出小孩。 Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep. “現在的夢想決定著你的將來，”所以還是再睡一會吧。
Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk" “努力工作不會導致死亡！”不過我不會用自己去證明。 God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. 上帝決定了誰是你的親戚，幸運的是在選擇朋友方面他給你留了余地。
The more you learn,the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn？ 學的越多，知道的越多；知道的越多，忘記的越多；忘記的越多，知道的越少，為什么學來著？ Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。 "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours！ " “工作好有意思耶！”尤其是看著別人工作 Money is not everything. There's Mastercard Visa. 鈔票不是萬能的，有時還需要信用卡。
Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. 要用心去愛你的鄰居，不過不要讓她的老公知道。 Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 再快樂的單身漢遲早也會結婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 聰明人都是未婚的，結婚的人很難再聰明起來。 追問： 謝謝 追答： 如果滿意就采納吧謝謝 評論0 0 0 你想知道的這里都有 已解決問題：262,007,030 新手幫助 如何提問 如何回答 投訴建議 舉報不良信息 意見反饋及投訴 搜狗問問小程序 企業推廣 – 輸入法 – 瀏覽器 – 隱私政策 – 免責聲明 – 用戶協議 – 幫助 ? 2019 * 京ICP證050897號。
六、跪求有趣的英文句子,如Canyoucanacanasacannercancanacan
* you can a can as a canner can can a can？你能夠像罐頭工人一樣裝罐頭嗎？2.I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish,but if you wish the wish the witch wishes,I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.我希望夢想著你夢想中的夢想，但是如果你夢想著女巫的夢想，我就不想夢想著你夢想中的夢想.3.I scream,you scream,we all scream for ice-cream！我叫喊，你叫喊，我們都喊著要冰淇淋！* many cookies could a good cook cook if a good cook could cook cookies?A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.如果一個好的廚師能做小甜餅，那么他能做多少小甜餅呢？一個好的廚師能做出和其它好廚師一樣多的小甜餅.* driver was drunk and drove the doctor's car directly into the deep ditch.這個司機喝醉了，他把醫生的車開進了一個大深溝里.*r the weather be fine or whether the weather be *r the weather be cold or whether the weather be *'ll weather the weather whether we like it or not.無論是晴天或是陰天.無論是冷或是暖，不管喜歡與否，我們都要經受風霜雨露.* Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper * Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked？彼德派柏捏起一撮泡菜.彼德派柏捏起的是一撮泡菜.那么彼德派捏起的泡菜在哪兒？8.I thought a * the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I * the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought,I wouldn't have thought so much.我有一種想法，但是我的這種想法不是我曾經想到的那種想法.如果這種想法是我曾經想到的想法，我就不會想那么多了.* the mists and coldest frosts,With barest wrists and stoutest boasts,He thrusts his fists against the posts,And still insists he sees the ghosts.霧蒙蒙，冰霜凍，手腕兒空空，話兒涌，只見他猛所拳頭往柱子上砸，直說自己把鬼碰.* was able to beat Bill at billiards,but Bill always beat Badmin badly at badminton.巴德明在臺球上能夠打敗比爾，但是打羽毛球比爾常常大敗巴德明.* beat a bit of butter to make a better butter.貝蒂敲打一小塊黃油要做一塊更好的奶油面.* repeated what Reardon recited when Reardon read the remarks.當里爾登讀評論時，麗塔重復里爾登背誦的東西.* free fruit flies fly from flames.沒有幾只果蠅從火焰中飛過去.*-five flags freely flutter from the floating frigate.五十五面旗子在輕輕漂浮的戰艦上自由的飄揚.* is no need to light a night light on a light night like * a bright night light is just like a slight light.像今夜這樣明亮的夜晚，就不需要點一盞夜燈，因為明亮的夜燈也會變得微弱.17.A pleasant peasant keeps a pleasant pheasant and both the peasant and the pheasant are having a pleasant time together.一位和氣的農民養了一只伶俐的野雞，而且這位和氣的農民和這只伶俐的野雞在一起度過了一段很美好的時光* many sheets could a sheet slitter slit if a sheet slitter could slit sheets？如果裁紙機能裁紙的話，一個裁紙機能裁多少張紙呢？* owned a saw and * owned a * See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw before Soar saw See.西先生有一個鋸，薩先生有一個秋千.現在在薩先生看見西先生之前，西先生的鋸鋸斷了薩先生的秋千.* you're keen on stunning kites and cunning stunts,buy a cunning stunning stunt kite.如果你非常相要好的風箏和精彩的表演，就去買一只漂亮的，靈巧的風箏吧.* sent Fred ten hens yesterday so Fred's fresh bread is ready already.特德昨天給弗萊德送去了十只母雞，所以弗萊德的新鮮面包已經準備好了.22.A Finnish fisher named Fisher failed to fish any fish one Friday afternoon and finally he found out a big fissure in his fishing net.一個名叫費希爾的芬蘭漁民在一個星期五的下午未能捕捉到任何魚，結果他民現他的漁網上有一個大裂口.*'s father is frying French fries for his five fire-fighter friends after they finished a fire-fighting in a factory.在結束對一家工廠的滅火戰斗以后，弗蘭克的父親在為他的五個消防隊員朋友炸制法式土豆（炸薯條）。
七、英語幽默短句
1) I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.
我愛你，不是因為你是一個怎樣的人，而是因為我喜歡與你在一起時的感覺。
2) No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.
沒有人值得你流淚，值得讓你這么做的人不會讓你哭泣。
3) The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.
失去某人，最糟糕的莫過于，他近在身旁，卻猶如遠在天邊。
4) Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
縱然傷心，也不要愁眉不展，因為你不知是誰會愛上你的笑容。
5) To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.
對于世界而言，你是一個人；但是對于某個人，你是他的整個世界。
6) Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.
不要為那些不愿在你身上花費時間的人而浪費你的時間。
7) Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.
愛你的人如果沒有按你所希望的方式來愛你，那并不代表他們沒有全心全意地愛你。
8) Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to.
不要著急，最好的總會在最不經意的時候出現。
9) Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.
在遇到夢中人之前，上天也許會安排我們先遇到別的人；在我們終于遇見心儀的人時，便應當心存感激。
10) Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened.
不要因為結束而哭泣，微笑吧，為你的曾經擁有。
