華閱文章網英語幽默短句100個
1. Money is not everything. There's Mastercard and Visa.
鈔票不是萬能的，畢竟有時還需要信用卡。
2. One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每個人都應該熱愛動物，因為它們很好吃。
3. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要節約用水，所以盡量和女友一起洗澡。
4. Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
要用心去愛你的鄰居，不過不要讓她的老公知道。
5. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two or more.
每個成功男人的背后，都有一個女人。每個不成功男人的背后，都有兩個或更多。
6. Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快樂的單身漢遲早也會結婚，畢竟幸福不是永久的嘛。
7. The wise never marry,and when they marry they become otherwise..
聰明人都是未婚的，結婚的人很難再聰明起來。
8. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一個相關名詞，它會給你帶來很多不相關的親戚。
9. Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。
10. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
愛情就像照片，需要大量的暗房時間來培養。
幽默的英文句子
【第一條】英文：Examination and many children, so that the number of honest learned cheating.中文：考試害了多少個孩子，讓多少誠實的孩子學會了作弊。
【第二條】英文：For beautiful eyes, on the line, and told myself, my wife than they were.中文：對于美女，看兩眼就行，轉身告訴自己，我老婆比她們都好。【第三條】英文：Did you find, those who hate you, looks very ugly.中文：你有沒有發現，那些討厭你的人，長得都特別丑。
【第四條】英文：Since I will play QQ, I found my pinyin is getting better and better, the study did not have this effect.中文：自從會玩QQ后，我發現我拼音越來越好了，讀書都沒這效果。【第五條】英文：I have a flirt with hot chicks ability, but he is a girl.中文：我空有一身泡妞的本事，可惜自己是個妞。
【第六條】英文：I do not smoke cigarettes, is not lonely, second-hand smoke！中文：我抽的不是煙，也不是寂寞，是二手煙！【第七條】英文：Examination of people rely on strength, and I rely on the rich imagination.中文：考試有人靠的是實力，而我靠的是豐富的想象力。【第八條】英文：Abroad: Thought and ability is the key, the domestic: relationship and can run.中文：國外：思想和才能才是王道，國內：關系和馬屁才能橫行。
【第九條】英文：The teacher said to hear * and fine, I know he's salary.中文：聽到老師說又要開始罰錢，我就知道是他工資花完了。【第十條】英文：The man called the romantic love rich, rich in the coquettish woman.中文：男人情史豐富那叫風流，女人情史豐富那叫風騷。
【第十一條】英文：One, two people, three person is to fight at outrance.中文：一個人快活，兩個人生活，三個人就是你死我活。【第十二條】英文：Grandpa Mao said, not to marry for the purpose of making object is bullying.中文：**說，不以結婚為目的的搞對象都是耍流氓。
【第十三條】英文：Brother, you have to face the resolution is good？中文：大哥，把你臉上的分辨率調低點好嗎？【第十四條】英文：In heaven there is no white out the pie, but white out the bricks.中文：天上沒有白掉的餡餅，倒有白掉的磚頭。【第十五條】英文：Ideals are like the pants, have, but not everyone can go to prove that you have！中文：理想就像內褲，要有，但不能逢人就去證明你有！【第十六條】英文：More to their fucking great time also can not compare with idiot years.中文：再多各自牛逼的時光 也比不上一起傻逼的歲月。
【第十七條】英文：Thinking of how far, how far you roll; light how fast, how fast you roll.中文：思想有多遠，你就滾多遠；光速有多快，你就滾多快。【第十八條】英文：Chinese two big characteristics: one, don't love the truth; two, do not want to hear the truth.中文：中國人就兩大特點：一，不愛說實話；二，不愛聽實話。
【第十九條】英文：You look very Chinese, very dedicated, very backbone.中文：你長的很愛國，很敬業，很有骨氣。【第二十條】英文：Germany is the only woman, I think I must be too mean.中文：女子無才便是德，我想我一定是太缺德了。
【第二十一條】英文：If you don't like brother talk about conscience, I did not, a few days just donated.中文：你丫別跟哥談良心，哥沒有，上幾天剛捐了。【第二十二條】英文：Go go go, don't waste the youth the two words, you are already the beginning of autumn.中文：去去去，別糟蹋青春那兩字了，你都已經立秋了。
【第二十三條】英文：Women have two mouths, a mouth is a, a mouth to eat.中文：女人有倆張嘴，一張嘴道是非，一張嘴會吃人。【第二十四條】英文：In fact, the day classes can be short, the computer opening and closing the past.中文：其實，一天班可短暫了，電腦一開一關就過去了。
【第二十五條】英文：You have learned at school all forget, the rest is quality.中文：把你們在學校所學的知識統統忘掉，剩下的就是素質。【第二十六條】英文：Living half are bad luck, the other half is how to handle it.中文：活的一半是倒霉，另一半是如何處理倒霉。
【第二十七條】英文：Life can not cook, all the materials are ready was the pot.中文：人生不能像做菜，把所有的料都準備好才下鍋。【第二十八條】英文：First scroll: Live meaningless, the second line of a couplet: Dutch act no courage, horizontal batch: white go back.中文：上聯：活著沒意義，下聯：自殺沒勇氣，橫批：白走一回。
【第二十九條】英文：My principle is: the person does not make me, I do not prisoners; if the person make me, I will get angry！中文：我的原則是：人不犯我，我不犯人；人若犯我，我就生氣！【第三十條】英文：After today, do not meet again, I am afraid to wake up every day to beat you many times.中文：過完了今天，就不要再見面，我害怕每天醒來揍你好幾遍。【第三十一條】英文：What I want, is * shameless. What to eat, is not lose.中文：我什么都要，。
有哪些諷刺的英語句子
Stop complaining！ 別發牢騷！
You make me sick！ 你真讓我惡心！
You shouldn't have done that！ 你真不應該那樣做！
You're a jerk！ 你是個廢物/混球！
Don't talk to me like that！ 別那樣和我說話！
Who do you think you are？ 你以為你是誰？
What's your problem？ 你怎么回事啊？
I hate you！ 我討厭你！
I don't want to see your face！ 我不愿再見到你！
You're crazy！ 你瘋了！
Don't bother me. 別煩我。
Knock it off. 少來這一套。
What's the meaning of this？ 這是什么意思？
How dare you！ 你敢！
Cut it out. 省省吧。
You have a lot of nerve. 臉皮真厚。
諷刺別人的英語句子有哪些
1. Stop complaining！ 別發牢騷！
2. You make me sick！ 你真讓我惡心！
3. You shouldn't have done that！ 你真不應該那樣做！
4. You're a jerk！ 你是個廢物/混球！
5. Don't talk to me like that！ 別那樣和我說話！
6. Who do you think you are？ 你以為你是誰？
7. What's your problem？ 你怎么回事啊？
8. I hate you！ 我討厭你！
9. I don't want to see your face！ 我不愿再見到你！
10. You're crazy！ 你瘋了！
11. Don't bother me. 別煩我。
12. Knock it off. 少來這一套。
13. What's the meaning of this？ 這是什么意思？
14. How dare you！ 你敢！
15. Cut it out. 省省吧。
16. You have a lot of nerve. 臉皮真厚。
英語諷刺的單詞 句子 詞組
學學老外是如何用英語損人的絕句我們中國有“殺人不見血”之說，老外損起人來，也是“驚天地，泣鬼神”，一起看看吧！* into the gene pool while lifeguard wasn't watching.1.他肯定是趁救生員不備，跳進基因池。
2.A room temperature *值簡直和室溫一樣高。 * evolution,his ancestors were in the control group.3.進化時，他的祖先肯定是當權派。
（要不是走后門，他怎么有機會進化成人？ ）* two brains;one is lost and the other is out looking for it.4.他有兩個大腦，一個丟了，另一個去找去了。*'s so dense,the light bends around his.5.他太蠢了，光碰到他多要拐向走。
* he were any more stupid,he'd have to be watered twice a week.6.如果他再笨點兒，就要一周給他澆兩次水了。（把他當植物來看了。）
* drink from the fountain of knowledge,but he just gargled.7.人家暢飲智慧之泉，他只是拿來漱了漱口。* takes him an-hour-and-a-half to watch "60 Minutes".8.他要花一個半小時來觀察一個小時。
* sets low personal standards and then consistently fail to achieve them.9.他給自己設定的標準很低，但每次還是達不到。* you gave him a penny for his thoughts,you'd get change.10.如果你用一分錢買他的想法，你還能拿到找零的。
有趣搞笑的英語句子
Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. 鈔票不是萬能的，有時還需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每個人都應該熱愛動物，因為它們很好吃。 Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要節約用水，盡量和女友一起洗澡。
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每個成功男人的背后，都有一個女人。每個不成功男人的背后，都有兩個。
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 再快樂的單身漢遲早也會結婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。 The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 聰明人都是未婚的，結婚的人很難再聰明起來。
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 成功是一個相關名詞，他會給你帶來很多不相關的親戚（聯系）。 Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 愛情就象照片，需要大量的暗房時間來培養。
（老外也保守，要摸黑辦事，哈哈） Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 后排座位上的小孩會生出意外，后排座位上的意外會生出小孩。 "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. “現在的夢想決定著你的將來”，所以還是再睡一會吧。
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 應該有更好的方式開始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每個上午都醒來。 "Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk？ " “努力工作不會導致死亡！”不過我不會用自己去證明。
"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours！ " “工作好有意思耶！”尤其是看著別人工作。 God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. 神決定了誰是你的親戚，幸運的是在選擇朋友方面他給了你留了余地。
When two's company, three's the result！ 兩個人的狀態是不穩定的，三個人才是！ A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. 服飾就象鐵絲網，它阻止你貿然行動但并不妨礙你盡情的觀看。 The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. 學的越多，知道的越多，知道的越多，忘記的越多， 忘記的越多，知道的越少，為什么學來著？。
搞笑的英語句子翻譯
一、幽默的英語句子 1) Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. 鈔票不是萬能的，有時還需要信用卡。
2) One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每個人都應該熱愛動物，因為它們很好吃。 3)Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要節約用水，盡量和女友一起洗澡。
4)Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. 要用心去愛你的鄰居，不過不要讓她的老公知道。 5)Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每個成功男人的背后，都有一個女人。
每個不成功男人的背后，都有兩個。 6)Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 再快樂的單身漢遲早也會結婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。
7)The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 聰明人都是未婚的，結婚的人很難再聰明起來。 8)Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 成功是一個相關名詞，他會給你帶來很多不相關的親戚（聯系）。
9)Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。 10)Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 愛情就象照片，需要大量的暗房時間來培養。
（老外也保守，要摸黑辦事，哈哈） 11)Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 后排座位上的小孩會生出意外，后排座位上的意外會生出小孩。 12)"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. "現在的夢想決定著你的將來"，所以還是再睡一會吧。
13)There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 應該有更好的方式開始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每個上午都醒來。 14)"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk？ " "努力工作不會導致死亡！"不過我不會用自己去證明。
15)"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours！ " "工作好有意思耶！"尤其是看著別人工作。 16)God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. 神決定了誰是你的親戚，幸運的是在選擇朋友方面他給了你留了余地。
17)When two's company, three's the result！ 兩個人的狀態是不穩定的，三個人才是！ 18)A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. 服飾就象鐵絲網，它阻止你冒然行動但并不妨礙你盡情的觀看。 19)The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. 學的越多，知道的越多，知道的越多，忘記的越多，忘記的越多，知道的越少，為什么學來著？ 二、勵志的英語句子 * man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry. 沒有人值得你流淚，值得讓你這么做的人不會讓你哭泣。
* you fail, don't forget to learn your lesson. 如果你失敗了，千萬別忘了汲取教訓。 *'t waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you. 不要為那些不愿在你身上花費時間的人而浪費你的時間 * a noble and honest life. Reviving past times in your old age will help you to enjoy your life again. 過一種高尚而誠實的生活。
當你年老時回想起過去，你就能再一次享受人生。 * the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. 對于世界而言，你是一個人；但是對于某個人，你是他的整個世界。
* judge people by their appearance. 永遠不要以貌取人。 *'t try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to. 不要著急，最好的總會在最不經意的時候出現。
*er the best love is to love others unconditionally rather than make demands on them. 記住：最好的愛存在于對別人的愛勝于對別人的索求之上。 * your crystal goblets. Do not save your best perfume, and use it every time you feel you want it. 舉起你的酒杯吧。
不要吝嗇灑上你最好的香水，你想用的時候就享用吧！ * for knowledge, read more, sit on your front porch and admire the view without paying attention to your needs. 尋找更多的知識，多讀一些書，坐在你家的前廊里，以贊美的眼光去享受眼前的風景，不要帶上任何功利的想法。 * yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you. 在你想了解別人也想讓別人了解你之前，先完善并了解自己。
* not keep anything for a special occasion, because every day that you live is a SPECIAL OCCASION. 不要將你的東西為了某一個特別的時刻而預留著，因為你生活的每一天都是那么特別。 * frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. 縱然傷心，也不要愁眉不展，因為你不知是誰會愛上你的笑容。
14."There are only two creatures," says a proverb, "who can surmount the pyramids-the eagle and the snail." 俗話說：“能登上金字塔的。
諷刺虛偽人的英語句子
2. You make me sick！ 你真讓我惡心！ 3. What's wrong with you？ 你怎么回事？ * shouldn't have done that！ 你真不應該那樣做！ *'re a jerk！ 你是個廢物/混球！ *'t talk to me like that！ 別那樣和我說話！ * do you think you are？ 你以為你是誰？ *'s your problem？ 你怎么回事啊？ 9. I hate you！ 我討厭你！ 10.I don't want to see your face！ 我不愿再見到你！ *'re crazy！ 你瘋了！ * you insane/crazy/out of your mind？ 你瘋了嗎？ *'t bother me. 別煩我。
* it off. 少來這一套。 * out of my face. 從我面前消失！ * me alone. 走開。
17. Get lost.滾開！ * a hike！ 哪兒涼快哪兒歇著去吧。 * piss me off. 你氣死我了。
* dare you！ 你敢！ * it out. 省省吧。 * stupid jerk！ 你這蠢豬！ * have a lot of nerve. 臉皮真厚。
* up！ 閉嘴！ * were you thinking？ 你腦子進水啊？ * are out of your mind. 你腦子有毛病！ 27. Don't give me your shit. 別跟我胡扯。 *'re a pain in the ass. 你這討厭鬼。
*'re an asshole. 你這缺德鬼。 * baqqmccd！ 你這雜種！麻煩采納，謝謝！。
