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一、有趣的英語句子
Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you. 麻煩沒來找你，就別去自找麻煩。
I think that that that that that student wrote on the blackboard was wrong. 我認為那個學生寫在黑板上的那個“that”是錯誤的。 I think that/that "that"/taht(which) that student wrote on the blackboard was wrong. I know. You know. I know that you know. I know that you know that I know. 我知道。
你知道。我知道你知道。
我知道你知道我知道。 We must hang together, or well be hanged separately. 我們必須團結在一起，否則我們將被一個個絞死。
The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog. 那只敏捷的棕色狐貍跳過了一只懶惰的狗。 （這個句子包含了英語中的26個字母。）
Was it a bar or a bat I saw？ 我看到的是鐵棒還是棒球棍？Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. 鈔票不是萬能的，有時還需要信用卡。One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每個人都應該熱愛動物，因為它們很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要節約用水，盡量和女友一起洗澡。 Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. 要用心去愛你的鄰居，不過不要讓她的老公知道。
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每個成功男人的背后，都有一個女人。每個不成功男人的背后，都有兩個。
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 再快樂的單身漢遲早也會結婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。 The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 聰明人都是未婚的，結婚的人很難再聰明起來。
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 成功是一個相關名詞，他會給你帶來很多不相關的親戚（聯系）。 Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 愛情就象照片，需要大量的暗房時間來培養。 （老外也保守，要摸黑辦事，哈哈） Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 后排座位上的小孩會生出意外，后排座位上的意外會生出小孩。
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. “現在的夢想決定著你的將來”，所以還是再睡一會吧。There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 應該有更好的方式開始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每個上午都醒來。
"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk？ " “努力工作不會導致死亡！”不過我不會用自己去證明。"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours！ " “工作好有意思耶！”尤其是看著別人工作。
二、跪求有趣的英文句子,如Canyoucanacanasacannercancanacan
* you can a can as a canner can can a can？你能夠像罐頭工人一樣裝罐頭嗎？2.I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish,but if you wish the wish the witch wishes,I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.我希望夢想著你夢想中的夢想，但是如果你夢想著女巫的夢想，我就不想夢想著你夢想中的夢想.3.I scream,you scream,we all scream for ice-cream！我叫喊，你叫喊，我們都喊著要冰淇淋！* many cookies could a good cook cook if a good cook could cook cookies?A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.如果一個好的廚師能做小甜餅，那么他能做多少小甜餅呢？一個好的廚師能做出和其它好廚師一樣多的小甜餅.* driver was drunk and drove the doctor's car directly into the deep ditch.這個司機喝醉了，他把醫生的車開進了一個大深溝里.*r the weather be fine or whether the weather be *r the weather be cold or whether the weather be *'ll weather the weather whether we like it or not.無論是晴天或是陰天.無論是冷或是暖，不管喜歡與否，我們都要經受風霜雨露.* Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper * Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked？彼德派柏捏起一撮泡菜.彼德派柏捏起的是一撮泡菜.那么彼德派捏起的泡菜在哪兒？8.I thought a * the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I * the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought,I wouldn't have thought so much.我有一種想法，但是我的這種想法不是我曾經想到的那種想法.如果這種想法是我曾經想到的想法，我就不會想那么多了.* the mists and coldest frosts,With barest wrists and stoutest boasts,He thrusts his fists against the posts,And still insists he sees the ghosts.霧蒙蒙，冰霜凍，手腕兒空空，話兒涌，只見他猛所拳頭往柱子上砸，直說自己把鬼碰.* was able to beat Bill at billiards,but Bill always beat Badmin badly at badminton.巴德明在臺球上能夠打敗比爾，但是打羽毛球比爾常常大敗巴德明.* beat a bit of butter to make a better butter.貝蒂敲打一小塊黃油要做一塊更好的奶油面.* repeated what Reardon recited when Reardon read the remarks.當里爾登讀評論時，麗塔重復里爾登背誦的東西.* free fruit flies fly from flames.沒有幾只果蠅從火焰中飛過去.*-five flags freely flutter from the floating frigate.五十五面旗子在輕輕漂浮的戰艦上自由的飄揚.* is no need to light a night light on a light night like * a bright night light is just like a slight light.像今夜這樣明亮的夜晚，就不需要點一盞夜燈，因為明亮的夜燈也會變得微弱.17.A pleasant peasant keeps a pleasant pheasant and both the peasant and the pheasant are having a pleasant time together.一位和氣的農民養了一只伶俐的野雞，而且這位和氣的農民和這只伶俐的野雞在一起度過了一段很美好的時光* many sheets could a sheet slitter slit if a sheet slitter could slit sheets？如果裁紙機能裁紙的話，一個裁紙機能裁多少張紙呢？* owned a saw and * owned a * See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw before Soar saw See.西先生有一個鋸，薩先生有一個秋千.現在在薩先生看見西先生之前，西先生的鋸鋸斷了薩先生的秋千.* you're keen on stunning kites and cunning stunts,buy a cunning stunning stunt kite.如果你非常相要好的風箏和精彩的表演，就去買一只漂亮的，靈巧的風箏吧.* sent Fred ten hens yesterday so Fred's fresh bread is ready already.特德昨天給弗萊德送去了十只母雞，所以弗萊德的新鮮面包已經準備好了.22.A Finnish fisher named Fisher failed to fish any fish one Friday afternoon and finally he found out a big fissure in his fishing net.一個名叫費希爾的芬蘭漁民在一個星期五的下午未能捕捉到任何魚，結果他民現他的漁網上有一個大裂口.*'s father is frying French fries for his five fire-fighter friends after they finished a fire-fighting in a factory.在結束對一家工廠的滅火戰斗以后，弗蘭克的父親在為他的五個消防隊員朋友炸制法式土豆（炸薯條）。
三、搞笑的英語句子
老媽叫我翻譯！！！（超強爆笑）
今天我正在看碟，老媽又捧了本書進來，說道：給我講講這幾句話什么意思
老媽：這個“i don't know.“是什么意思？
我說：“我不知道”
老媽：送你上大學上了幾年，你怎么什么都不知道！！
我說：不是！就是“我不知道”嗎！
老媽：還嘴硬！！！！$@%！#$^&%#$%@$%@#$%！^%^！^%$^#&..（一頓爆揍）
老媽：你在給我說說這個。“i know.“是什么意思你該知道吧，給我說說。
我說：是“我知道“
老媽：知道就快說。
我說：就是“我知道“
老媽：找茬呀你？剛才收拾你收拾的輕了是不？
我說：就是我知道呀！
老媽：知道你還不說！！不懂不要裝懂！&*$%^@$#！%$@^%#*$^^^##$%（又一頓爆揍）
老媽：你給我小心點，花那么多錢送你上大學，搞的現在什么都不會，會那么一丁點東西還跟老娘擺譜，再問你最后一個，你給我好好解釋一下，說不出來我在收拾你，你給我翻譯一下“i know but i don't want to tell you.“是什么意思？
我暈倒，拿起枕頭往頭上爆砸三十幾下，用頭撞墻四十多下，雙手輪番抽自己嘴巴五十多下，用腿踢桌子角六十多下，血肉模糊之時，我問老媽：這下你滿意吧
這不她老人家又來問我了：“兒啊，i`m very annoyance,don`t tuouble me .是什么意思啊~？“
我：“我很煩，別煩我“
老媽：“找打，跟你媽這么說話“（于是被扁）
老媽又問；“i hear nothing,repeat. 是what意思啊“
我說：“我沒聽清，再說一次“
老媽又說了一遍：i hear nothing,repeat“
“我沒聽清，再說一次“
結果被扁
老媽再問：“what do you say “又怎么解釋呢“
我說：“你說什么“（再次被扁）
老媽再問：“look up in the dictionary“是何意啊'
我說：“查字典“
“查字典我還問你做甚“（被扁）
老媽又問：you had better ask some body.怎么翻呢“
我說：“你最好問別人“
“你是我兒子，我問別人干嗎，又找打.“
“啊！god save me !“
“上帝救救我吧！”
“耍你老媽玩，上帝也救不了你！（被扁）
我再問你：“use you head,then think it over，又是什么意思啊！“
我說：“動動腦子，再仔細想想.“
“臭小子，還敢耍我“接著又要動手
我連忙說：“是世上只有媽媽好的意思”
“嗯，這還差不多，一會我給你做好吃的，明天再問你”
四、搞笑的英語句子翻譯
一、幽默的英語句子 1) Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. 鈔票不是萬能的，有時還需要信用卡。
2) One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每個人都應該熱愛動物，因為它們很好吃。 3)Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要節約用水，盡量和女友一起洗澡。
4)Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. 要用心去愛你的鄰居，不過不要讓她的老公知道。 5)Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每個成功男人的背后，都有一個女人。
每個不成功男人的背后，都有兩個。 6)Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 再快樂的單身漢遲早也會結婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。
7)The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 聰明人都是未婚的，結婚的人很難再聰明起來。 8)Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 成功是一個相關名詞，他會給你帶來很多不相關的親戚（聯系）。
9)Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。 10)Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 愛情就象照片，需要大量的暗房時間來培養。
（老外也保守，要摸黑辦事，哈哈） 11)Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 后排座位上的小孩會生出意外，后排座位上的意外會生出小孩。 12)"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. "現在的夢想決定著你的將來"，所以還是再睡一會吧。
13)There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 應該有更好的方式開始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每個上午都醒來。 14)"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk？ " "努力工作不會導致死亡！"不過我不會用自己去證明。
15)"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours！ " "工作好有意思耶！"尤其是看著別人工作。 16)God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. 神決定了誰是你的親戚，幸運的是在選擇朋友方面他給了你留了余地。
17)When two's company, three's the result！ 兩個人的狀態是不穩定的，三個人才是！ 18)A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. 服飾就象鐵絲網，它阻止你冒然行動但并不妨礙你盡情的觀看。 19)The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. 學的越多，知道的越多，知道的越多，忘記的越多，忘記的越多，知道的越少，為什么學來著？ 二、勵志的英語句子 * man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry. 沒有人值得你流淚，值得讓你這么做的人不會讓你哭泣。
* you fail, don't forget to learn your lesson. 如果你失敗了，千萬別忘了汲取教訓。 *'t waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you. 不要為那些不愿在你身上花費時間的人而浪費你的時間 * a noble and honest life. Reviving past times in your old age will help you to enjoy your life again. 過一種高尚而誠實的生活。
當你年老時回想起過去，你就能再一次享受人生。 * the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. 對于世界而言，你是一個人；但是對于某個人，你是他的整個世界。
* judge people by their appearance. 永遠不要以貌取人。 *'t try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to. 不要著急，最好的總會在最不經意的時候出現。
*er the best love is to love others unconditionally rather than make demands on them. 記住：最好的愛存在于對別人的愛勝于對別人的索求之上。 * your crystal goblets. Do not save your best perfume, and use it every time you feel you want it. 舉起你的酒杯吧。
不要吝嗇灑上你最好的香水，你想用的時候就享用吧！ * for knowledge, read more, sit on your front porch and admire the view without paying attention to your needs. 尋找更多的知識，多讀一些書，坐在你家的前廊里，以贊美的眼光去享受眼前的風景，不要帶上任何功利的想法。 * yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you. 在你想了解別人也想讓別人了解你之前，先完善并了解自己。
* not keep anything for a special occasion, because every day that you live is a SPECIAL OCCASION. 不要將你的東西為了某一個特別的時刻而預留著，因為你生活的每一天都是那么特別。 * frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. 縱然傷心，也不要愁眉不展，因為你不知是誰會愛上你的笑容。
14."There are only two creatures," says a proverb, "who can surmount the pyramids-the eagle and the snail." 俗話說：“能登上金字塔的。
五、有趣搞笑的英語句子
Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. 鈔票不是萬能的，有時還需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每個人都應該熱愛動物，因為它們很好吃。 Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要節約用水，盡量和女友一起洗澡。
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每個成功男人的背后，都有一個女人。每個不成功男人的背后，都有兩個。
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 再快樂的單身漢遲早也會結婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。 The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 聰明人都是未婚的，結婚的人很難再聰明起來。
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 成功是一個相關名詞，他會給你帶來很多不相關的親戚（聯系）。 Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 愛情就象照片，需要大量的暗房時間來培養。
（老外也保守，要摸黑辦事，哈哈） Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 后排座位上的小孩會生出意外，后排座位上的意外會生出小孩。 "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. “現在的夢想決定著你的將來”，所以還是再睡一會吧。
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 應該有更好的方式開始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每個上午都醒來。 "Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk？ " “努力工作不會導致死亡！”不過我不會用自己去證明。
"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours！ " “工作好有意思耶！”尤其是看著別人工作。 God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. 神決定了誰是你的親戚，幸運的是在選擇朋友方面他給了你留了余地。
When two's company, three's the result！ 兩個人的狀態是不穩定的，三個人才是！ A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. 服飾就象鐵絲網，它阻止你貿然行動但并不妨礙你盡情的觀看。 The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. 學的越多，知道的越多，知道的越多，忘記的越多， 忘記的越多，知道的越少，為什么學來著？。
六、急需100句有趣的英語句子（有翻譯）
a bird in the hand is worth two the bush 一鳥在手，勝似二鳥在林 a blank slate 干凈的黑板（新的一頁，新的開始） a bone to pick 可挑剔的骨頭（爭端，不滿） a cat nap 打個盹兒 a chip off the old block 大木頭上砍下來的小木片（子肖其父） a chip on one's shoulder 肩頭的木片（自卑感，因為自卑而愛找別人麻煩；喜歡向人挑釁） a ouch potato 躺椅上的馬鈴薯（懶鬼） a cake walk 走去吃糕（易事） a headache 頭痛（麻煩事） a knock out 擊倒（美得讓人傾倒） a load off my mind 心頭大石落地 a nut 傻子，瘋子 a pain in the neck 脖子疼（苦事） a piece of cake 一塊蛋糕（小菜一碟，易事一件） a pig 豬玀 a shot in the dark 盲目射擊（瞎猜） a short fuse 引線短（脾氣火爆） a sinking ship 正在下沉的船 a slam dunk 灌籃（輕而易舉的事） a slap in the face 臉上挨了一耳光（公然受辱） a smoke screen 煙幕 a social butterfly 社交蝴蝶（善于交際，會應酬的人） a stick in the mud 爛泥中的樹枝 a thick skin 厚臉皮 a thorn in someone's side 腰上的荊棘（芒刺在背） a turn coat 反穿皮襖的人（叛徒） an uphill battle 上坡作戰（在逆境中求勝） a weight off my shoulders 放下肩頭重擔 ace 得滿分（得到完美的結果） all ears 全是耳朵（洗耳恭聽） all thumbs 滿手都是大拇指（笨手笨腳） an ace up my sleeve 袖里的王牌 an open and shut case明顯的事件 ants in one's pants 褲襠里有螞蟻（坐立不安） back in the saddle重上馬鞍（重整旗鼓） back on track重上軌道（改過自新） backfire逆火（弄巧成拙，適得其反） ball and chain 鐵球鐵鏈，甜蜜的枷（老婆） beat a dead horse 鞭打死馬令其奔馳（徒勞） beaten by the ugly stick 被丑杖打過（生得難看） beggar can't be choosers 討飯的談不上挑三揀四 bet on it 下這一注穩贏（有把握，無疑）bet your life 把命賭上（絕對錯了） better half 我的另一半 between a rack and a hard place 進退維谷（前有狼后有虎） big headed 大腦袋（傲慢，自大） bigger fish to fry 有更大的魚要炸（有更重要的事要辦） bite off more than one can chew 貪多嚼不爛 bite the bullet 咬子彈（強忍痛苦） birds of a feather flock together 羽毛相同的鳥總飛成一群（物以類聚） blow up in you face 在眼前爆炸（事情完全弄砸了） bologna 胡說，瞎說 break a let 折斷一條腿（表演真實，演出成功） break the ice 破冰（打破僵局） bright聰明，靈光 brown nose 討好，諂媚 bug somebody 使人討厭 bull in a china shop 瓷器店里的蠻牛（笨拙的人，動輒弄壞東西的人） bump into 撞上（巧遇） burn brides 燒橋（過河拆橋） burst your bubble 扎破泡泡（打破人的幻想，煞風景） bury one's head in the sand把頭埋在沙里（自欺欺人） butterfingers奶油手指（抓不穩東西的人） butterflies in my stomach肚里有只蝴蝶（心里緊張，七上八下） buy the farm買下農場（歸道山，死了） call it a night一日事畢，可以睡覺了 can't teach an old dog new tricks老狗學不會新把戲 cash in my chips兌換籌碼（睡覺，就寢） chicken雞（膽小鬼） circle the wagons把篷車圍成一圈（嚴陣以待） clean up one's act自我檢點，自我改進 come down in bucket傾盆大雨 come down in sheets整片整片地下（傾盆大雨） cool your lips冷靜下來 cost someone an arm and a leg要花上一條胳膊一條腿（代價昂貴） count on something /doing something 這事靠得住 count your chickens before they hatch 蛋還沒孵化，先數小雞 crock 破瓦片（無用之物，廢話） cross the line 跨過線（做得太過分了） cross that bridge when we come to it 到了橋頭就過橋（船到橋頭自然直） cry over spilled milk 為潑了牛奶而哭（為過去的失敗而懊喪cushion the blow 給墊著點兒（說話綿軟一點，以免打太重） cut to the chase 抄捷徑去追獵物（不繞圈子，開門見山，單刀直入） daily grind 例行苦事，每天得干的苦工 days are numbered 來日無多 dead center 正當中 deadend street 死路，死巷子 A bad beginning makes a bad ending. 不善始者不善終。
A bad thing never dies. 遺臭萬年。 A bad workman always blames his tools. 不會撐船怪河彎。
A bird in the hand is worth than two in the bush. 一鳥在手勝過雙鳥在林。 A boaster and a liar are cousins-german. 吹牛與說謊本是同宗。
A bully is always a coward. 色厲內荏。 A burden of one's choice is not felt. 愛挑的擔子不嫌重。
A candle lights others and consumes itself. 蠟燭照亮別人，卻毀滅了自己。 A cat has 9 lives. 貓有九條命。
A cat may look at a king. 貓也可以打量國王，意為人人平等。 A close mouth catches no flies. 病從口入。
A constant guest is never welcome. 常客令人厭。 Actions speak louder than words. 事實勝于雄辯。
Adversity leads to prosperity. 窮則思變。 Adversity makes a man wise, not rich. 逆境出人才。
A fair death honors the whole life. 死得其所，流芳百世。 A faithful friend is hard to find. 知音難覓。
A fall into a pit, a gain in your wit. 吃一塹，長一智。 A fox may grow gray, but never。
七、有趣的簡短的英語句子
When I was 12, I was just graduate from primary school。
The summer holiday was very long, and without homework。I felt dull and boring。
Absolutely, I knew the problem, no one can call back yesterday, and I mustn't waste time。 So I decided read books in summer holiday。
The first I read was Oliver Trwist and Jane Eyue。 I've never seen such interesting books in my life。
although I did't like reading before I enjoy it。 Now, I can't live without books。
Because a good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever。
