華閱文章網1.急求一個英語對話的短劇
<<灰姑娘>>劇本英漢對照版： Once there lived a kind and lovely girl. After her father's death, her stepmother became cruel to * two step-sisters teased her, asking her to do all the housework. 從前有一位可愛善良的姑娘，她父親很早就去世了。
她的繼母經常虐待她，繼母帶來的兩個孩子也經常欺負她，她們把灰姑娘當女擁一樣使喚。 stepmother: Do the laundry and get on with your duties. Clean the floors right away. And what's more,bring me my breakfast. 把這些衣服拿到洗衣房做你的事情。
把地板趕快給我擦干凈。另外，把我的早飯帶來。
stepsister1: Cinderella! Get me my sweater, I feel a little cold. 灰姑娘，把我的衣服拿來，我感到有點冷。 stepsister2: Hurry up! Prepare the carriage for me, hand me my gloves. I'm to be late for my date. You're so, you're always so sluggish. 快點！把馬車給我準備好，遞我手套。
我約會要晚了，你總是那么慢慢騰騰的。 Cruel as her stepmother was to her, Cinderella still lived an optimistic life. She had a lot of animal friends. 雖然繼母這樣對她，可灰姑娘還是樂觀地活著，另外她還有許多小動物做她的朋友。
One day, the king held a party for the prince to choose the girl he loved. Every maid in the town was invited to the party. 一天，國王要讓王子自己選擇心愛的人，為王子舉辦了一個宮廷舞會，邀請城里所有的姑娘參加。 The stepmother took her two daughters to the party, leaving Cinderella at home, because she was jealous of Cinderella's beauty. 可繼母嫉妒灰姑娘的美貌，讓灰姑娘在家干活，獨自帶著女兒去了。
Cinderella was broken-hearted. At that time, her fairy godmother appeared. 灰姑娘非常地傷心，這時，教母出現了。 Cinderella: There's nothing left to believe in. Nothing！ 沒有什么我相信的事情，什么也沒有！ Godmother: Nothing, my dear? Oh, now you don't really mean that. 親愛的，什么也沒有嗎？但現在你的意思并不是這樣。
Cinderella: Oh, but I do. 噢，但我確實是這樣想的。 Godmother: Nonsense, child! If you'd lost all your faith, I couldn't be here. And here I am!Oh, come now, Dry those tears！ 胡說，孩子。
如果你失去了你的信仰，我就不會在這里了。但現在我在這，噢，過來，擦干眼淚。
Cinderella: Why then, you must be。 為什么你一定在。
Godmother: Your fairy godmother? Of course. Now let's see, hmm。now。
the magic *i-boddidi-boo. Put them together and what have you got. 你傳說中的教母？當然，現在讓我看看。
現在，這些魔力的話，Bibbidi-boddidi-boo。
把它們放在一起，看你得到了什么。 Cinderella: Oh, it's beautiful! It's like a dream, a wonderful dream come true. 噢，它太美麗了！象一個夢，一個美好的夢想變成了現實。
Godmother: Yes, my child, but like all dreams, well, I'm afraid this can't last forever. You'll have only till night and。 是的，我的孩子，象所有的夢一樣。
恐怕它不能永遠延續下去。你僅僅能在午夜和。
擁有它。 Cinderella: Midnight?Oh, thank you. 午夜？噢，謝謝你。
Godmother: Oh, just a minute. Remember, on the stroke of twelve, the spell will be broken and everything will be as it was before. 噢，等一會兒。記住，當時鐘敲響到12點的時候，鐘將會打破，一切事情又恢復了從前。
Cinderella: Oh, I understand, but。it's more than I ever hoped for. 哦，我懂了。
但它比我期望的要多地多。 Godmother: Bless you, my child. Enjoy yourself. 祝福你，我的孩子，玩得開心。
At the party, Cinderella danced with the prince all the * passed quickly. All of a sudden, Cinderella caught sight of the clock on the wall. Oh, it is almost twelve o'clock-five to twelve！ 舞會上，灰姑娘成了王子唯一選中的舞伴，灰姑娘與王子高興地跳舞，旁人都很羨慕地看著他們，議論他們。時間在美妙的歌舞中過去，墻上的大鐘突然映入灰姑娘的眼里，差5分鐘12點。
Cinderella: Oh, my goodness！ 噢，天啊！ Prince: What's the matter？ 什么事？ Cinderella: It's midnight. It's almost midnight. 午夜了，快到午夜了。 Prince: Yes, so it * why？ 是的，但又怎樣呢？ Cinderella: Goodbye. 再見。
Prince: No, no,wait, you can't go now. 不，等等，你現在不能走。 Cinderella: Oh, I must, please, I must. 噢，我必須走。
Prince: But why？ 但為什么呢？ Cinderella: goodbye. 再見。 Prince: No, wait, come back. Please come back! I don't even know your name. How will I find you? Wait, please wait! Wait！ 不，等等，回來，請回來！我連你的名字都不知道呢。
我怎么能找到你呢？等等，等等，等等！ Cinderella: Goodbye. 再見。 The next day, every maid in the town was ordered to try the glass *r the shoes fitted well would be the bride of the * one could put on the shoe, nor could the two step-sisters. When the officials were going to leave, Cinderella appeared and asked to have a try. 第二天，國王命令城中每一位女孩必須。
2.英語小品臺詞（要短,要簡單小學水平的）
When painting a snake feet added to the snake. Analogy superfluous things done, not only useless, but inappropriate. Fictional metaphor also the fact that something out of nothing. Tim feet to the snake that individuals, precisely because of the extra things to do before they lost to the mouth of the wine. This shows that to do anything that should be realistic, do not do those extra things.
There is a nobility of ancient Chu, festival after ancestors had to come to a pot of祭酒賞給help門客.門客discuss each other said: "This壺酒we all drink is not enough to drink is more than one person. Let our respective matches on the floor painting a snake, who painted, and will drink it壺酒." There is a person who one of the first snake painting it. Bao drink flagon he is, but triumphantly flagon with his left hand, right hand and continue to draw a snake, said: "I can give it added a few feet then!" But he did not畫完feet, and the other who has become a snake painting. The man robbed the pot past, said: "The snake was not the foot, how can you give it does Tim feet!" Put out of pots of wine down. Tim foot snake that to people who eventually lost to the mouth that壺酒.
3.急需一篇5人英語短劇小品
人物：A（衣衫襤褸） B（衣著光鮮） C小花 D小草 E椅子 F新聞記者 劇本：B坐在E上吃東西，A一乞丐上前 A：先生，先生，請給我些面包，謝謝，我餓得不行了。
B：（厭惡）讓開，讓開。（然后便起身離開，這時他的錢包掉到E上頭了） A：先生，先生（A看見后，立即拾起，追上了走遠的B） B：讓開，讓開啊，我沒吃的了，也沒錢了（看也不看A，仍自顧自地走了） C：他真愚蠢啊 D：是啊是啊（D點頭附和） A：可……先生……您聽我說……（仍拉著B衣服的后擺） B：哇，你這人怎么這么討厭！（還是沒有回頭看A一眼） C：椅子啊，你會不會覺得剛剛坐在你身上的人特愚蠢？E：唉，人總是這么愚蠢啊~~~~ D：是啊是啊 與此同時A與B還在糾纏，這時E終于隱忍不住爆發了。
E：先生！你的錢包丟了！你怎么這么傻啊。 A與B同時回頭，看見了那會說話的椅子E，嚇昏過去了。
這一幕恰巧被經過的F看見了。于是F就報道了這一事件。
F：大家好，我是新聞記者F，今天我看見了一個奇異的現象，一個椅子說話了，兩個人被嚇昏了，下面我將采訪一下被嚇昏的兩個人。B：哦，上帝，哦，媽媽。
F：這個人傻了，我們不鳥他了，下面我采訪一下另一個人吧，請問你為什么不告訴他，他的錢包丟了？A：對不起，我不知道“錢包”這個單詞怎么講…… F：通過這一事件，我們可以認識到，掌握一門外語的重要性，以及金錢給人類帶來的影響。是嗎，椅子？E：是啊，是啊（E傻傻地拼命點頭） C：唉，人可真愚蠢，椅子也被他們弄傻了。
D：誰讓這是一個童話呢…… A:sir,sir,please give me a piece of * you,sir.I'm hungry to die.B:get away,get away,dirty man.A:sir,sir!!B:run away,please run away.I have no food,and I don't have money,either.C:hey,xiao D,he is so foolish,isn't he?D:yes,yes.A:but。.sir。
.please listen to me。..B:wa,why are you so disgusting!!C:hey,chair,do you feel the man sat on you a moment ago is very stupid.E:ai,pretty flower,do you know,men are always very silly.D:yes,yes!!E:sir!you lost your wallet!can't you be more clever?F:good morning,everybody.I'm a jonrnist F. Today I saw a very weird thing--a chair open her mouth,and two men are frightened to *,I will intenview the two nozzy man.B:wo,my god,wo,my,mum.F:I'm sorry to tell you this man has been * needn't take notice of * me interview the other man,hello,man,can you tell men why didn't you tell him he lost his wallet?A:I'm sorry,I don't know how to speak "錢包" in english。
F:dear audience,through this thing we can learn that how improtant it is to mastery a foreign language,and how lagre the money affect * that all right,chair?E:yes,yes.C:ai,men is so silly.D:don't believe us,it is just a fairly tale.。
4.4人英語短劇劇本,要在十分鐘左右,還要有中文翻譯啊
A（衣衫襤褸） B（衣著光鮮） C小花 D小草 E椅子 F新聞記者B坐在E上吃東西，A一乞丐上前 A:sir,sir,please give me a piece of * you,sir.I'm hungry to die.B:get away,get away,dirty man.A:sir,sir!!B:run away,please run away.I have no food,and I don't have money,either.C:hey,xiao D,he is so foolish,isn't he?D:yes,yes.A:but。
.sir。.please listen to me。
..B:wa,why are you so disgusting!!C:hey,chair,do you feel the man sat on you a moment ago is very stupid.E:ai,pretty flower,do you know,men are always very silly.D:yes,yes!!E:sir!you lost your wallet!can't you be more clever?F:good morning,everybody.I'm a jonrnist F. Today I saw a very weird thing--a chair open her mouth,and two men are frightened to *,I will intenview the two nozzy man.B:wo,my god,wo,my,mum.F:I'm sorry to tell you this man has been * needn't take notice of * me interview the other man,hello,man,can you tell men why didn't you tell him he lost his wallet?A:I'm sorry,I don't know how to speak "錢包" in english。
F:dear audience,through this thing we can learn that how improtant it is to mastery a foreign language,and how lagre the money affect * that all right,chair?E:yes,yes.C:ai,men is so silly.D:don't believe us,it is just a fairly tale.翻譯：A：先生，先生，請給我些面包，謝謝，我餓得不行了。B：（厭惡）讓開，讓開。
（然后便起身離開，這時他的錢包掉到E上頭了）A：先生，先生（A看見后，立即拾起，追上了走遠的B）B：讓開，讓開啊，我沒吃的了，也沒錢了（看也不看A，仍自顧自地走了）C：他真愚蠢啊D：是啊是啊（D點頭附和）A：可……先生……您聽我說……（仍拉著B衣服的后擺）B：挖，你這人怎么這么討厭！（還是沒有回頭看A一眼）C：椅子啊，你會不會覺得剛剛坐在你身上的人特愚蠢？E：唉，人總是這么愚蠢啊~~~~D：是啊是啊與此同時A與B還在糾纏，這時E終于隱忍不住爆發了。E：先生！你的錢包丟了！你怎么這么傻啊。
A與B同時回頭，看見了那會說話的椅子E，嚇昏過去了。這一幕恰巧被經過的F看見了。
于是F就報道了這一事件。F：大家好，我是新聞記者F，今天我看見了一個奇異的現象，一個椅子說話了，兩個人被嚇昏了，下面我將采訪一下被嚇昏的兩個人。
B：哦，上帝，哦，媽媽。F：這個人傻了，我們不鳥他了，下面我采訪一下另一個人吧，請問你為什么不告訴他，他的錢包丟了？A：對不起，我不知道“錢包”這個單詞怎么講……F：通過這一事件，我們可以認識到，掌握一門外語的重要性，以及金錢給人類帶來的影響。
是嗎，椅子？E：是啊，是啊（E傻傻地拼命點頭）C：唉，人可真愚蠢，椅子也被他們弄傻了。D：誰讓這是一個童話呢……。
5.簡短的英語小品
The little girl liked wearing a red coat. So everybody called her Little Red * day, her grandma had a cold. Her mother said to Little Red Coat, “my dear, send some bananas and cakes to your grandma.”As she walked through the forest, a wolf saw her, “Hello, litter girl. Where are you going?”“I'm going to my grandma's house. She has got a cold.” Said Little Red Coat.“Where does she live?” asked the wolf.“She lives in the house near the forest. There are some big trees in front of her house.” Said Little Red Coat. “Bye-bye, little girl.” The wolf ran to the grandma's *a asked, “Who is it?”“It's me, Little Red Coat.” said the wolf.“Come in, please.”The big wolf opened the door and walked into the room. He ate Grandma * put on Grandma's coat and trousers. Then he lay in * Red Coat walked into her grandma's room. “What big eyes you have got, Grandma!” she said.“Because I want to see your pretty face.”said the wolf.“What a big mouth you have got, Grandma!”she said.“Because I want to eat you, my dear.”said the wolf.“Oh, no!”cried the little * bad wolf ate Little Red Coat, * wolf was sleeping on Grandma's * this time, a hunter came and saw the wolf. “What a big stomach he has got! Grandma must be in his stomach.”thought the * hunter cut open the wolf. Grandma and Little Red Coat were still alive. They jumped out of the *a and Little Red Coat were very happy. “Thank you.”they said to the hunter.。
6.求介紹一個英語短小品
與此同時A與B還在糾纏，這時E終于隱忍不住爆發了。
E：先生！你的錢包丟了！你怎么這么傻啊。 A與B同時回頭，看見了那會說話的椅子E，嚇昏過去了。
這一幕恰巧被經過的F看見了。 于是F就報道了這一事件。
F：大家好，我是新聞記者F，今天我看見了一個奇異的現象，一個椅子說話了，兩個人被嚇昏了，下面我將采訪一下被嚇昏的兩個人。 B：哦，上帝，哦，媽媽。
F：這個人傻了，我們不鳥他了，下面我采訪一下另一個人吧，請問你為什么不告訴他，他的錢包丟了？A：對不起，我不知道“錢包”這個單詞怎么講……F：通過這一事件，我們可以認識到，掌握一門外語的重要性，以及金錢給人類帶來的影響。 是嗎，椅子？E：是啊，是啊（E傻傻地拼命點頭）C：唉，人可真愚蠢，椅子也被他們弄傻了。
D：誰讓這是一個童話呢……為了配合馬可的英文翻譯，所以臺詞能簡單就簡單啦。下面是馬可的英文翻譯。
A:sir,sir,please give me a piece of bread。thank you,sir。
I'm hungry to die。 B:get away,get away,dirty man。
A:sir,sir!! B:run away,please run away。I have no food,and I don't have money,either。
C:hey,xiao D,he is so foolish,isn't he? D:yes,yes。 A:but。
sir。
please listen to me。
B:wa,why are you so disgusting!! C:hey,chair,do you feel the man sat on you a moment ago is very stupid。 E:ai,pretty flower,do you know,men are always very silly。
D:yes,yes!! E:sir!you lost your wallet!can't you be more clever? F:good morning,everybody。 I'm a jonrnist F。
Today I saw a very weird thing--a chair open her mouth,and two men are frightened to faint。 now,I will intenview the two nozzy man。
B:wo,my god,wo,my,mum。 F:I'm sorry to tell you this man has been mad。
we needn't take notice of him。let me interview the other man,hello,man,can you tell men why didn't you tell him he lost his wallet? A:I'm sorry,I don't know how to speak "錢包" in english。
F:dear audience,through this thing we can learn that how improtant it is to mastery a foreign language,and how lagre the money affect us。
is that all right,chair? E:yes,yes。 C:ai,men is so silly。
D:don't believe us,it is just a fairly tale。
7.搞笑簡短的英語小品
The little girl liked wearing a red coat. So everybody called her Little Red * day, her grandma had a cold. Her mother said to Little Red Coat, “my dear, send some bananas and cakes to your grandma.”As she walked through the forest, a wolf saw her, “Hello, litter girl. Where are you going?”“I'm going to my grandma's house. She has got a cold.” Said Little Red Coat.“Where does she live?” asked the wolf.“She lives in the house near the forest. There are some big trees in front of her house.” Said Little Red Coat. “Bye-bye, little girl.” The wolf ran to the grandma's *a asked, “Who is it?”“It's me, Little Red Coat.” said the wolf.“Come in, please.”The big wolf opened the door and walked into the room. He ate Grandma * put on Grandma's coat and trousers. Then he lay in * Red Coat walked into her grandma's room. “What big eyes you have got, Grandma!” she said.“Because I want to see your pretty face.”said the wolf.“What a big mouth you have got, Grandma!”she said.“Because I want to eat you, my dear.”said the wolf.“Oh, no!”cried the little * bad wolf ate Little Red Coat, * wolf was sleeping on Grandma's * this time, a hunter came and saw the wolf. “What a big stomach he has got! Grandma must be in his stomach.”thought the * hunter cut open the wolf. Grandma and Little Red Coat were still alive. They jumped out of the *a and Little Red Coat were very happy. “Thank you.”they said to the hunter.
幫你沾來的，呵呵
8.求一份由4到5個人表演的英文小短劇
我這兒有6個人的A（衣衫襤褸） B（衣著光鮮） C小花 D小草 E椅子 F新聞記者B坐在E上吃東西，A一乞丐上前A：先生，先生，請給我些面包，謝謝，我餓得不行了。
B：（厭惡）讓開，讓開。（然后便起身離開，這時他的錢包掉到E上頭了）A：先生，先生（A看見后，立即拾起，追上了走遠的B）B：讓開，讓開啊，我沒吃的了，也沒錢了（看也不看A，仍自顧自地走了）C：他真愚蠢啊D：是啊是啊（D點頭附和）A：可……先生……您聽我說……（仍拉著B衣服的后擺）B：挖，你這人怎么這么討厭！（還是沒有回頭看A一眼）C：椅子啊，你會不會覺得剛剛坐在你身上的人特愚蠢？E：唉，人總是這么愚蠢啊~~~~D：是啊是啊與此同時A與B還在糾纏，這時E終于隱忍不住爆發了。
E：先生！你的錢包丟了！你怎么這么傻啊。A與B同時回頭，看見了那會說話的椅子E，嚇昏過去了。
這一幕恰巧被經過的F看見了。于是F就報道了這一事件。
F：大家好，我是新聞記者F，今天我看見了一個奇異的現象，一個椅子說話了，兩個人被嚇昏了，下面我將采訪一下被嚇昏的兩個人。B：哦，上帝，哦，媽媽。
F：這個人傻了，我們不鳥他了，下面我采訪一下另一個人吧，請問你為什么不告訴他，他的錢包丟了？A：對不起，我不知道“錢包”這個單詞怎么講……F：通過這一事件，我們可以認識到，掌握一門外語的重要性，以及金錢給人類帶來的影響。是嗎，椅子？E：是啊，是啊（E傻傻地拼命點頭）C：唉，人可真愚蠢，椅子也被他們弄傻了。
D：誰讓這是一個童話呢……為了配合馬可的英文翻譯，所以臺詞能簡單就簡單啦。下面是馬可的英文翻譯。
A:sir,sir,please give me a piece of * you,sir.I'm hungry to die.B:get away,get away,dirty man.A:sir,sir!!B:run away,please run away.I have no food,and I don't have money,either.C:hey,xiao D,he is so foolish,isn't he?D:yes,yes.A:but。.sir。
.please listen to me。..B:wa,why are you so disgusting!!C:hey,chair,do you feel the man sat on you a moment ago is very stupid.E:ai,pretty flower,do you know,men are always very silly.D:yes,yes!!E:sir!you lost your wallet!can't you be more clever?F:good morning,everybody.I'm a jonrnist F. Today I saw a very weird thing--a chair open her mouth,and two men are frightened to *,I will intenview the two nozzy man.B:wo,my god,wo,my,mum.F:I'm sorry to tell you this man has been * needn't take notice of * me interview the other man,hello,man,can you tell men why didn't you tell him he lost his wallet?A:I'm sorry,I don't know how to speak "錢包" in english。
F:dear audience,through this thing we can learn that how improtant it is to mastery a foreign language,and how lagre the money affect * that all right,chair?E:yes,yes.C:ai,men is so silly.D:don't believe us,it is just a fairly tale.。
9.求介紹一個英語短小品
與此同時A與B還在糾纏，這時E終于隱忍不住爆發了。
E：先生！你的錢包丟了！你怎么這么傻啊。A與B同時回頭，看見了那會說話的椅子E，嚇昏過去了。
這一幕恰巧被經過的F看見了。于是F就報道了這一事件。
F：大家好，我是新聞記者F，今天我看見了一個奇異的現象，一個椅子說話了，兩個人被嚇昏了，下面我將采訪一下被嚇昏的兩個人。B：哦，上帝，哦，媽媽。
F：這個人傻了，我們不鳥他了，下面我采訪一下另一個人吧，請問你為什么不告訴他，他的錢包丟了？A：對不起，我不知道“錢包”這個單詞怎么講……F：通過這一事件，我們可以認識到，掌握一門外語的重要性，以及金錢給人類帶來的影響。是嗎，椅子？E：是啊，是啊（E傻傻地拼命點頭）C：唉，人可真愚蠢，椅子也被他們弄傻了。
D：誰讓這是一個童話呢……為了配合馬可的英文翻譯，所以臺詞能簡單就簡單啦。下面是馬可的英文翻譯。
A:sir,sir,please give me a piece of * you,sir.I'm hungry to die. B:get away,get away,dirty man. A:sir,sir!! B:run away,please run away.I have no food,and I don't have money,either. C:hey,xiao D,he is so foolish,isn't he? D:yes,yes. A:but。.sir。
.please listen to me。.. B:wa,why are you so disgusting!! C:hey,chair,do you feel the man sat on you a moment ago is very stupid. E:ai,pretty flower,do you know,men are always very silly. D:yes,yes!! E:sir!you lost your wallet!can't you be more clever? F:good morning,everybody.I'm a jonrnist F. Today I saw a very weird thing--a chair open her mouth,and two men are frightened to *,I will intenview the two nozzy man. B:wo,my god,wo,my,mum. F:I'm sorry to tell you this man has been * needn't take notice of * me interview the other man,hello,man,can you tell men why didn't you tell him he lost his wallet? A:I'm sorry,I don't know how to speak "錢包" in english。
F:dear audience,through this thing we can learn that how improtant it is to mastery a foreign language,and how lagre the money affect * that all right,chair? E:yes,yes. C:ai,men is so silly. D:don't believe us,it is just a fairly tale.。
10.提供一個英語小短劇
有兩個供你參考： 1： 人物：A（衣衫襤褸） B（衣著光鮮） C小花 D小草 E椅子 F新聞記者 劇本： B坐在E上吃東西，A一乞丐上前 A：先生，先生，請給我些面包，謝謝，我餓得不行了。
B：（厭惡）讓開，讓開。（然后便起身離開，這時他的錢包掉到E上頭了） A：先生，先生（A看見后，立即拾起，追上了走遠的B） B：讓開，讓開啊，我沒吃的了，也沒錢了（看也不看A，仍自顧自地走了） C：他真愚蠢啊 D：是啊是啊（D點頭附和） A：可……先生……您聽我說……（仍拉著B衣服的后擺） B：哇，你這人怎么這么討厭！（還是沒有回頭看A一眼） C：椅子啊，你會不會覺得剛剛坐在你身上的人特愚蠢？ E：唉，人總是這么愚蠢啊~~~~ D：是啊是啊 與此同時A與B還在糾纏，這時E終于隱忍不住爆發了。
E：先生！你的錢包丟了！你怎么這么傻啊。 A與B同時回頭，看見了那會說話的椅子E，嚇昏過去了。
這一幕恰巧被經過的F看見了。于是F就報道了這一事件。
F：大家好，我是新聞記者F，今天我看見了一個奇異的現象，一個椅子說話了，兩個人被嚇昏了，下面我將采訪一下被嚇昏的兩個人。 B：哦，上帝，哦，媽媽。
F：這個人傻了，我們不鳥他了，下面我采訪一下另一個人吧，請問你為什么不告訴他，他的錢包丟了？ A：對不起，我不知道“錢包”這個單詞怎么講…… F：通過這一事件，我們可以認識到，掌握一門外語的重要性，以及金錢給人類帶來的影響。是嗎，椅子？ E：是啊，是啊（E傻傻地拼命點頭） C：唉，人可真愚蠢，椅子也被他們弄傻了。
D：誰讓這是一個童話呢…… A:sir,sir,please give me a piece of * you,sir.I'm hungry to die. B:get away,get away,dirty man. A:sir,sir!! B:run away,please run away.I have no food,and I don't have money,either. C:hey,xiao D,he is so foolish,isn't he? D:yes,yes. A:but。.sir。
.please listen to me。.. B:wa,why are you so disgusting!! C:hey,chair,do you feel the man sat on you a moment ago is very stupid. E:ai,pretty flower,do you know,men are always very silly. D:yes,yes!! E:sir!you lost your wallet!can't you be more clever? F:good morning,everybody.I'm a jonrnist F. Today I saw a very weird thing--a chair open her mouth,and two men are frightened to *,I will intenview the two nozzy man. B:wo,my god,wo,my,mum. F:I'm sorry to tell you this man has been * needn't take notice of * me interview the other man,hello,man,can you tell men why didn't you tell him he lost his wallet? A:I'm sorry,I don't know how to speak "錢包" in english。
F:dear audience,through this thing we can learn that how improtant it is to mastery a foreign language,and how lagre the money affect * that all right,chair? E:yes,yes. C:ai,men is so silly. D:don't believe us,it is just a fairly tale. 2：這個劇本挺搞笑的 孔雀東南飛 英語搞笑劇本 Wander severy five miles 焦仲卿Johnny (Jforshort) 劉蘭芝Lunch(Lforshort) 焦母Johnny'smother (JMforshort) 劉母Lunch'smother(LMforshort) 太守之子Mayor'sson (MSforshort) 強盜Burglars(ABandC) Prologue (J作被打狀跑上臺，內砸出一卷紙筒，J被打中，狼狽不堪) J:Everybody says that I'm henpecked,but in fact,I'm as strong as a tiger，（小聲）while my wifeis Wu Song. （指著上臺處的門大聲道）I'm not afraid of you！ （內砸出一臉盆，J接住當成盾牌護著頭）Then,I'm afraid of whom? My wife Lunch is the most famous woman in the * is braver than me, smarter than me and stronger than * this I do not care.I only want her to be tender than * she is not!Having a wife like this is just like living in the hell！ （內又砸出一卷紙筒，擊中J） My God!Who can help me？（下） Act1 （序幕結束時，JM作竊聽狀） JM（拄拐棍上）：I can！ （對門內）Lunch!Lunch!Where are you? L（扎著圍裙，拿著鍋鏟，從門內跳出來）：I'm here!What's up mum? JM:I've told you again and again that you should call me“my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law”. L:* most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law,what's up? JM:Since you married my son you have behaved so * have been so rude,so brusque,so lazy…… L:But…… JM:Never interrupt me! L:Never interrupt me!Since I married your son,that terrible Johnny,I have been working hard all day long,cooking and washing.I have raised ten soft housands of pigs and ducks and chicken and…… JM:But all those you have done are not as valuable as a grandson! L（生氣地揮動著鍋鏟）：Oh,you want a grandson,don't you？（開始解圍裙）Goan dask your son.I'm leaving！（扯下圍裙，扔在JM的臉上，下） Act2 (LM坐在臺上打毛線，L拿著鍋鏟上) L:Mum,I'm back! LM:You are back?Why?What happened? L:I was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother–in-law. LM（驚訝，但隨。
