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          英語簡短話劇

          1. 英語小劇本

          Little Red Riding Hood 小紅帽 第一場:Little Red Riding Hood家 Mum: (媽媽拿著一個籃子,把桌子上的水果放在籃子里) Little Red Riding Hood 唱著歌,歡快地跑進來)Hi,mummy, what are you doing? Mum: (一邊把水果放在籃子里,心事重重地說)Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma. Little Red Riding Hood:(邊提起籃子,邊點頭說)Ok! Mum: (親切地看著Little Red Riding Hood說) Be good. Be careful. Little Red Riding Hood: Yes ,*e, mummy. Mum: Bye-bye. Darling. 第二場:在路上 (一陣輕快的音樂由遠而近,Little Red Riding Hood挎著籃子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁) Little Red Riding Hood: Wow!Flowers, how beautiful! (放下籃子采花)One flower ,two flowers, three flowers. Wolf:(隨著一陣低沉的音樂,Wolf大步地走上臺)I am wolf. I am hungry. (做找東西狀,東張西望) Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going? (做狡猾的樣子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼) Little Red Riding Hood:(手摸辮子,天真地回答)To Grandma'*a is ill. Wolf:(自言自語)I' ll eat Grandma. But……(對Little Red Riding Hood說)Hey, look! 6 little baby ducks. Little Red Riding Hood:(和6只鴨子隨著音樂翩翩起舞) Wolf:(悄悄地藏到大樹后) Little Red Riding Hood:(停止跳舞)Hello! Baby ducks,how are you? Six Ducks:We' re * you. Where are you going? Little Red Riding Hood:To Grandma'*, I must go, bye. Six Ducks:Goodbye. 第三場:Grandma家 Grandma: (喘著氣出場,顫顫悠悠地走到床前,吃力地坐到床邊,喘了幾口,打幾個哈欠,慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。)

          Wolf:(從樹后出來,邊走邊說)I am very hungry now. (做找尋的樣子)Where is Grandma' s house? (高興地對觀眾說)Aha , it's here.(敲門)Bang, Bang, Bang. Grandma: Who is it? Wolf:(裝出Little Red Riding Hood的聲音,一邊得意地搖動尾巴,一邊說)It's me. Little Red Riding Hood. Grandma: (邊說邊起床) Come in, come in. Wolf:(得意洋洋地走到床邊) Grandma , I'll eat you. Grandma: (驚慌失措地抓緊衣服,瞪著眼睛,邊叫迫從床上滾到地上) 灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。 Wolf:(得意地拍拍肚子,翹起大拇指)Yummy!I'll sleep. Little Red Riding Hood:(高興地敲門)*a. Wolf:(裝扮成Grandma的聲音) Who is it? Little Red Riding Hood:It's me。

          Little Red Riding Hood. What a strange noise! Wolf:Come in, Come in. Little Red Riding Hood:(蹦跳著進來,把籃子放在桌子上,走到床前一看,跳回幾步)Oh! What are big ears! Wolf:I can listen to your sweet voice. Little Red Riding Hood:Wow! What a big eyes! Wolf:I can see you pretty face. Little Red Riding Hood:Oh! What a big hand. Wolf:I can hug you. Little Red Riding Hood:(跪在床前,拉起Wolf的手,邊摸邊說)Look! What a big hands? Wolf:(從床上跳起來說)I can eat you! Little Red Riding Hood:(拼命地跑)Oh!No! No! Wolf:(追到Little Red Riding Hood,做吃狀,拍拍肚子說)It's delicious. I still sleep. I like sleeping. Hunter: (一邊拿著槍,一邊做尋找狀出場)Where's the wolf? Look! A door.(推門)The wolf is sleeping. Wolf:(發出呼呼的響聲) Hunter: (端起槍想打,又放下)What a big stomach! (摸摸Wolf的肚子)Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside .I must be hurry.(從桌子上拿起剪刀,舉起) Look! Scissors. (做剪Wolf的肚子)Cut, cut, cut. Little Red Riding Hood/Grandma:Thank you. Hunter: Grandma ,give me some needles and thread. Little Riding Hood ,Give me some stones. Grandma: (從桌子上拿來針線) Little Red Riding Hood:(搬來幾個石頭)One, two, three. Hunter: (把小石頭裝進Wolf的衣服里) Grandma: I'll thread it. Hunter: (拿起槍)Woke up! Wolf:(起床,兩手托著大肚子)My stomach is so heavy. Hunter: You big bad wolf, raise your arms! Wolf:(邊跑邊說) Help! Don't shot me! Hunter: (開槍)Bang, bang! Wolf: (應聲倒下) Hunter: The bad wolf is dead. Little Red Riding Hood和Grandma:Yeah! Thank you. Little Red Riding Hood、Grandma、Hunter(一起鞠躬): Thank you。

          2. 有關校園不良行為英語簡短幽默小品

          [中小學英語劇本]龜兔賽跑 佚名 12-06 [中小學英語劇本]Pull up the turnip 佚名 12-06 [中小學英語劇本]遠 離 網 吧Keep Away From the Net 佚名 12-06 [中小學英語劇本]The Ugly Duckling 佚名 12-06 [中小學英語劇本]《白雪公主》英語童話劇 佚名 09-18 [中小學英語劇本]AprilFool'sDay 佚名 04-03 [中小學英語劇本]瑪菲女兒《吐蕃來使求娶文成公主》(獨幕劇) 小嗎啡(… 12-08 [中小學英語劇本]英語短劇:The Tortoise and the Hare(龜兔賽跑) 尚麗娟(… 11-27 [中小學英語劇本]英語短劇:The Fox and the Tiger(狐假虎威) 尚麗娟(… 11-27 [中小學英語劇本]英語童話劇:白雪公主 佚名 11-27 [中小學英語劇本]兒童英語劇本Little Red coat 佚名 11-27 [中小學英語劇本]英語表演劇本--小獅子找食物 佚名 11-27 [中小學英語劇本]英語小品劇本-----小紅帽 佚名 11-27 [中小學英語劇本]英文小品The Ants and the Picnic 佚名 11-10 [中小學英語劇本]Jungle Story 張宇 11-10 [中小學英語劇本]The Three Bears 張宇 11-10 [中小學英語劇本]Little Red Riding Hood 張宇 11-10 [中小學英語劇本]Cinderella 張宇 11-10。

          3. 求一篇英語短篇話劇

          Napoleon's Three Questions (1st scene) Captain: Now we have been told that OUR Emperor Napoleon will come to our army to have a * Emperor Napoleon had a strange habit when he was visiting his army. He will ask you three questions. ”How old are you? How long have you been in my army? Did you take part in my last two wars?” Always in the same order. I want you to practice asking and answering these questions between each other. Any question? Soldier 1:There is a Sweden in our group. He can't speak French. What shall we do, Sir? C: You can teach him only the answers such as “20 years, your Majesty” “2 years, your Majesty ””Both, your Majesty”. Call that Sweden here .Let me do it as an example; S2: I am here, sir. C: Say after me :20 years , your Majesty. S2:20 years , your Majesty. C:2 years, your Majesty. S2; your Majesty. C: Both, your majesty S2: Both, your Majesty. C: very good, practice like this. Every one of you help him S3:20 years , your Majesty. S2: 20 years , your Majesty. S3:2 years, your Majesty. S2: your Majesty. S3: Both, your majesty S2: Both, your Majesty. S4: 20 years , your Majesty. S2: 20 years , your Majesty. S4: 2 years, your Majesty. S2: your Majesty. S4: Both, your majesty S2: Both, your Majesty. Scene 2nd C; Have all of you prepares to answer our emperor's questions? Ss: (Altogether)Yes ,sir. Then please do it for me Suppose one of you were Our Emperor. And then do ask and answers S1: How old are you? S2: 20 years. You Majesty. S1: How long have you been in my army? S2: D2 years., You Majesty. S1: Did you take part in my last two wars?” S2: Both , your Majesty. S3: How old are you? S4: 20 years. You Majesty. S3: How long have you been in my army? S4: 2 years., You Majesty. S3: Did you take part in my last two wars?” S4: Both , your Majesty. S5: How old are you? S6: 20 years. You Majesty. S5: How long have you been in my army? S6: D2 years., You Majesty. S5: Did you take part in my last two wars?” S6: Both , your Majesty. S7: How old are you? S8: 20 years. You Majesty. S7: How long have you been in my army? S8: D2 years., You Majesty. S7: Did you take part in my last two wars?” S8: Both , your Majesty. C: You did very well. I 'd like to see if every one of you do well. (Soldier 1 gathers the army in a line, while the Sweden is still parctising the answers) S1: Everyone .Stand in a line. At ease. Attention Captain, the army is ready. (Captain is walking up and down the line and then ask the soldiers one by one) C: How old are you? S1: 20 * Majesty. C: How long have you been in my army? S1: D2 years., You Majesty. C: Did you take part in my last two wars?” S1: Both , your Majesty. C: How old are you? S3:20 years. You Majesty. C: How long have you been in my army? S3: D2 years., You Majesty. C: Did you take part in my last two wars?” S3: Both , your Majesty. C: How old are you? S4: 20 years. You Majesty. C: How long have you been in my army? S4: D2 years., You Majesty. C: Did you take part in my last two wars?” S4: Both , your Majesty. C: How old are you? S520: years. You Majesty. C: How long have you been in my army? S5: D2 years., You Majesty. C: Did you take part in my last two wars?” S5: Both , your Majesty. C: How old are you? S520: Years. You Majesty. C: How long have you been in my army? S5: D2 years., You Majesty. C: Did you take part in my last two wars?” S5: Both , your Majesty. C: How old are you? S2: 20 Years. You Majesty. C: How long have you been in my army? S2: D2 years., You Majesty. C: Did you take part in my last two wars?” S2: Both , your Majesty. C; You did well, young man. Hope you have a good luck on that day Scene 3rd (On the 3rd day, Napoleon came ,he was glad to see his soldiers, tall and strong. The army is marching in a very good order. The captain gather the soldiers together and report to Napoleon. The Sweden is still practicing the three answers, lips are moving. Napoleon walks up and down the line and he is curious to find one tall soldier whose lips are moving) Napoleon?to the Sweden)How long have you been in my army? Sweden: 20 years, your majesty! N: How old are you? S: 2 years, your majesty! N: (Astonishing)Are you mad or I am? ? S: Both, your majesty! N?shocked):Guards, guards ;Get this mad out of here and cut off his head!!!!!!????。

          4. 求幾篇短篇的英語情景劇劇本

          阿q外傳 阿Q: hello everyone. I am famous. My name is QQ. People call me A-Q. I am very famous. I love my job very much . You know I am a worker. But I hate my boss, he says he is a foreigner, but I don't believe it .老板: heng A_Q ,you know tomorrow is my fathers birthday.阿Q: oh ,your fathers birthday? How old is your father?老板: hah, he is dead.阿Q: oh he is````` I am sorry to hear that , I am sorry to hear that, I am sorry to hear that But when did your father die ?老板: Two years before I was born.阿Q: Oh ,two years before you were born ?老板: eng ,tomorrow ,AQ, you should work harder .阿Q: of course , of course I will work harder,. But master``` 老板: en?阿Q: I just want some more money. Some more money`` 老板: you want some more money?阿Q: Yes , some more money master.老板: hahah ,打他 Tell you , no way 阿Q: No way ```哭 老板: I can find some body to help you .阿Q:Somebody to help me? Who?老板: WUMA, come here . Wuma, be quick.阿Q: wuma ? 登場wuma 老板: AQ, this is wuma. Wuma , now you just work together with *`````打他 阿Q: master ,老板: this is wuma, ,you know you just work together with her.阿Q: NO problem`.老板: Do remember ,do not do anything wrong to her. . Or I will kill you.阿Q: OF course not.老板: 看表,its ten o`clock , I just want to go to buy some animals to eat.阿Q: OH animals to eat . OK````` 老板: Remember, I will be back. Do not do anything wrong to her .阿Q: Of course not ,take it easy .```M 下場 阿Q:eng ``` wuma , wuma . Wuma ,wuma whats your name ? wuma 吳媽: My name is wuma 阿Q: wuma how many husbands do you have?吳媽: only one 阿Q: she says ONLY ONE a`` how old is he ?W : he is dead 阿Q: OH ,he is dead ,I am very glad to hear that. Wuma you know, my name is QQ, people tell me AQ. Wuma you know , I have a large house , you know? I make money everyday, a lot of money 吳媽: so you have o lot of wives?阿Q: a lot of wifes? Oh I don't have any wifes. But I have two dogs ,and three cats and four monkeys.吳媽: are they beautiful?阿Q: of course , they are very beautiful.. but you are more beautiful than amimals. I am sorry ,I mean animals are more beatiful than you. I am sorry ,I mean you are as beautiful as *``` to be frank , to tell you the truth,actually in my heart , in fact ```` I just want you to marry me. You know ,wuma,I just want you to be my *, I just want to sleep with you.吳媽: what ? what did you say?阿Q: wuma, I just want to sleep with you..吳媽: Wolf, wolf, no , no ,help, help, policeman policeman```` P: Wher is the wolf ?W : here P: he is AQ, he is not a wolf ,don't care about it . Beautiful woman! May I know your name?吳媽: My name is wuma, people call me wuma.警察:May I know your name?吳媽:My name is Wu Ma,People call me Wuma.警察:Oh Wuma,how many husband do you have?吳媽:Only one.警察:Oh,only one?How old is she?吳媽:He is dead.警察:Dead?Good.警察:Wuma,I just want you to be my wife No.6. To be my wife No.6.阿Q:Wuma… 警察:Wuma… 阿Q:Wuma… 警察:Wuma… 警察 阿Q:Wuma… (動作) 警察:阿Q啊… 阿Q:ei… 警察:Wuma is very beautifu,right?老板:阿Q啊 阿Q:Oh,master!(警察嚇趴下) 老板:what did u do to Wuma?阿Q:I did nothing!I did nothing!老板:Stop!Stop!阿Q:AH… 老板:Wuma, Come here!Heng!(拍桌子,把睡在地上的警察嚇醒!) 警察:Nice to meet you… 老板:Wuma,coffee,coffee… 警察:ei ei 端咖啡,看吳媽 老板:Delicious coffee!警察:Beautiful woman… 老板:Let's cheers!警察:OK,Cheers.(交杯酒)I have something to say.老板:What?警察:(從口袋里拿出錢)Ten thousands.老板:What do you mean?警察:I want Wuma.老板:Ah?You want Wuma?阿Q:(沖過來)Master!老板:My dear sir,you know,tomorrow is my farther's birthday.I need her to work for me.警察:I know,I know!老板:You know. Ha Ha Ha… 警察:One million!老板:One million?警察:I want Wuma.阿Q:(沖過來)I want Wuma.老板:My dear Sir,you know,tomorrow is really my father's birthday.警察:I know,I know… 老板:you know… 警察:(掏出槍)I want Wuma!老板:Hn…. Wuma is yours!警察:Thank you !hey Wuma you know, I am a good person,I am really very good. (掏出錢,塞到吳媽手中)You see,I'm good.吳媽:撒掉錢,老板去撿 警察:Shit,I will kill you.阿Q:哼,我手持鋼鞭將你打!Master!警察:哼 Wma,if you don't go with me,I will kill you at once.阿Q:You can't hurt her.警察:eng,bia(用槍打阿Q) 阿Q:I am hurt,I am dying Wuma,but before I die,I will draw a picture for * a moment. (沖到老板面前,嚎。

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