華閱文章網1. 4人搞笑簡單的英語話劇劇本,帶翻譯一定要簡單的,我是六年級的學
我有很搞笑的，但是是6人FORREST (voice-over) That Momma, she sure was right. It's funny how things work out. EXT. BAYOU LA BATRE/BUBBA'S MOM'S HOUSE - DAY Forrest walks up to a shack on the edge of the Bayou. A group of black kids play in the front yard. FORREST (voice-over) I didn't stay home for long, because I'd made a promise to Bubba. And I always try to keep my promise. So I went on down to Bayou La Batre to meet Bubba's family and make their introduction. Bubba's mother named MRS. BLUE and her other children look at Forrest. MRS. BLUE Are you crazy, or just plain stupid? FORREST Stupid is as stupid does, Mrs. Blue. MRS. BLUE I guess. EXT. BUBBA'S GRAVE - DAY Forrest steps over to Bubba's tombstone. FORREST (voice-over) And of course, I paid my respect to Bubba himself. FORREST Hey, Bubba, it's me, Forrest Gump. I remember everything you said, and I got it all figured out. Forrest pulls out notes from his pocket. FORREST I'm taking the twenty-four thousand, five hundred and six-two dollars and forty-seven cents that I got。
EXT. BAYOU - DAY Forrest walks across a yard where men are cleaning shrimp. FORREST (voice-over) 。 well, that's left after a new hair cut and a new suit and I took Momma out to real fancy dinner and I bought a bus ticket and three Doctor Peppers. Forrest walks along a wooden pier. Forrest pays an old black shrimper a large wad of cash. OLD SHRIMPER Tell me something. Are you stupid or something? FORREST Stupid is as stupid does, sir. EXT. BUBBA'S GRAVE Forrest stands at the grave. FORREST Well, that's what's left after me saying, "When I was in China on the All-America Ping-Pong Team, I just loved playing ping-pong with my Flex-O-Ping-Pong Paddle." Which everybody knows it isn't true, but Momma says it's just a little white lie so it wouldn't hurt nobody. So, anyway, I'm putting all that on gas, ropes and new nets and a brand-new shrimpin' boat. EXT. BAYOU - DAY Forrest steers his shrimping boat. The boat is old and rusty. Forrest unleashes his nets as his catch of the day drops to the deck. It is a bunch of garbage and shells. Forrest picks up one shrimp. FORREST (voice-over) Now, Bubba had told me everything he knows about shrimpin', but you know what I found out? Shrimpin' is tough. EXT. DOCKS Forrest pulls a couple of shrimp out of a bucket. FORREST I only caught five. OLD SHRIMPER A couple of more, you can have yourself a cocktail. The old shrimper begins to walk away, then stops and looks at Forrest. OLD SHRIMPER Hey, you ever think about namin' this old boat? FORREST (voice-over) I'd never named a boat before, but there was only one I could think of. Forrest paints a name on the side of his boat. The name is "Jenny." FORREST (voice-over) The most beautiful name in the wide world.譯文：福勒斯特（畫外音），媽媽，但她絕對是對的。
這是有趣的事情怎么工作。分機。
河口啦BATRE /布巴的媽媽的家——的一天 福勒斯特走到一間小木屋在邊緣的河口。一群黑人孩子踢前面的院子。
福勒斯特（畫外音） 我沒在家待太長時間，因為我犯了一個 保證布巴。我總是努力保持我的承諾。
所以我就下到河口啦Batre滿足布巴的 家庭和使他們的介紹。布巴的母親給布魯太太和她的其他孩子看，福勒斯特。
布魯太太你是不是瘋了，還是天生就這么蠢？福勒斯特蠢人做蠢事，夫人藍色的。布魯太太我猜一猜。
分機。布巴的墳墓——天 福勒斯特步驟到布巴的墓碑上。
福勒斯特（畫外音） 當然，我也去看望了布巴本人。福勒斯特：嘿，布巴，是我，福勒斯特?甘普。
我記得 你說的一切，我讓所有事情都盤算好了。福勒斯特從口袋里掏出筆記。
福勒斯特，我將花二萬四千、五百 和六十二美元和美分，我得到……47個 分機。河口——天 福勒斯特橫跨一個院子的男人都是清潔蝦。
福勒斯特（畫外音） ……嗯，這是一個新發型后留下的和 新衣服，我把媽媽去豪華晚宴 而我買了車票和三個醫生辣椒。福勒斯特沿著一個木制的碼頭。
福勒斯特一個老黑shrimper支付一大把的鈔票。老SHRIMPER告訴我一些。
你是蠢還是什么？福勒斯特蠢人做蠢事，先生。分機。
布巴的墳墓 福勒斯特站在墳墓。福勒斯特好，那就是后留下的我、說、“我 中國乒乓球隊，我All-America而已 我喜歡打乒乓球，Flex-O-Ping-Pong之中。”
每個人都知道這不是真的，但是媽媽說的話嗎 這只是一個小小的善意謊言，這樣它就不會傷害到任何人。所以，無論如何，我把所有的氣體、繩子和新的 網、全新的shrimpin的船。
分機。河口——天 福勒斯特steers蝦船。
他這只船是古老而生銹。福勒斯特釋放他的網作為他釣的一天滴到甲板上。
它是一堆垃圾和貝殼。福勒斯特撿起一個蝦。
福勒斯特（畫外音） 現在，布巴曾告訴過我所有他知道的關于shrimpin '，但你知道我。
2. 英語搞笑短劇, 4人,10分鐘左右
Introduction): Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the * I太子丹（上，掏出鏡子梳頭，做自戀狀）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world？ （畫外音：It's you, Prince Dan！ 太子丹高興狀） Thank u mirror！ （面對觀眾）I'm Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do？ （向幕里大叫） Where is my minister？阿三（畢恭畢敬） ： Honey, I am coming.太子丹：I've told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”！阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作殺狀）太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent！（二十一世紀最需要的是什么，人才！這句話要跟觀眾交流，最好由觀眾來回答，然后拍阿三肩膀，做贊許狀） Good idea! But who is the right candidate？阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK？阿三：* II（《十面埋伏》中劉德華&金成武決斗時的音樂）荊軻Are you Li mochou？李莫愁Yes.荊軻OK. I'm Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers' world.李莫愁Are you challenging me？荊軻Off course！ 聳聳肩表示同意李莫愁Come on！音樂起兩人沖上前來“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，兩刀砍死你啊。
”李莫愁倒地荊軻大笑李莫愁痛苦狀：What happened? Why aren't you hurt？荊軻： We don\'t need any reason to win a person. Don\'t we? Do we？ （贏一個人需要理由么，不需要么，需要么？）李莫愁：Momma always said: \"Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou. You never know what you\'re gonna get.\" I got it, Momma is right.荊軻再次大笑太子丹上（抱拳）：How are you？荊柯：Fine, thank you, and you？太子丹：Oh my God! Could you give me an innovative answer to “How are you”？荊柯：Sure！太子丹：How are you？ （鄙人找不到后半部分，特來求救） 提問者： 冰魄の影魂 - 初級魔法師 三級 答復 共 3 條 荊柯：Fine, thank you, and your wife？ 太子丹暈倒荊柯：Hey, man, I'm kidding！ 太子丹：Oh, I'm kidding too！（畢恭畢敬）May I have your name card, please？ 荊軻從兜里掏出一卷紙，上面寫著： To be or not to be, that's a question. 阿三：Hero,we need your help. 荊柯：I am busy now！ 太子丹：You can get a lot of money. 荊柯：I am very busy now！ 阿三：IC, ID, IQ card？ 荊柯：I am very very busy now！ 阿三（手指上場的美女，激動狀）： Look! She is the most beautiful girl in the world. If you say O.K., she is yours. 荊柯（流口水）：I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love！ 阿三：What? What's the TCM？ 荊柯； Hey, guy! You look so smart but why you didn't know TCM? Any of them can give you the answer. 阿三：Excuse me? What's the TCM？ 觀眾甲：TCM - Traditional Chinese MM . 太子丹：I must show you the trump card. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Lipton Slimming tea. It is a brand new product of Unilever China. 荊柯（激動）：Slimming tea! I have dreamed of it for thousands of times. My wife always threatens to leave me if I couldn't reduce my weight. 阿三：You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I'm very glad, you still have to speak up. Take it! Do you really like? Really？你不是真的想要吧？難道你真的想要嗎…… （《No matter》音樂起，荊軻先與阿三跳探戈，擁入懷中，又甩出去，阿三做嘔吐狀。
然后荊軻與太子丹跳倫巴，最后太子丹擺一個女性化的造型，向后彎腰并抬其中一條腿，荊軻做調戲狀。）荊柯（誠懇狀） Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for you. 太子丹與阿三（撞胯，擊掌）Yeah! Action Ш （《大話西游》主題曲響起）荊珂挽著妻子，太子丹，阿三在后. 阿三：Hero, we have already reached Yishui River. 荊珂：Just stop here, please. Farewell, my friends 太子丹：I will miss you, baby. （太子丹，阿三下。
停頓。《泰坦尼克號》主題曲起，荊軻與妻子做Jack和rose在船頭的經典造型，忽然荊軻看到一個美女——此時一個中國古典美女經過，向荊軻拋媚眼，并拋下定情手絹。
荊軻高興的盯著美女看，妻子發覺不對，扭。
3. 求5分鐘內的4人（男）搞笑英語短話劇
4人話劇演員： P: Pirate-Grandson. M: Mother. F: Father. K: King -Grandpa.旁白： There are 4 members in a family, Pirate, a 7-year-old naughty boy. His mummy is a beautiful white-collar worker. His dad, Andy Lau is a famous singer, and his dear grandpa, King is a kindly old man. Pirate loves his grandpa most, because King is very spoiling him. He hates his parents. Frankly speaking, he is afraid of them, Because they are very strict with him. .正劇：（P,K出場）P: Old King, Open the TV, I want to see Tom and Jerry. I love that mouse. Quick! No time! I can't wait another second.K: Oh dear! I nearly forget it. Don't worry, I open it right now. （作開電視狀）P: Ha Ha! It's really funny! Tom is so good！ （作高興狀） Oh no! “The End!” Where is Tom? I hate the end！ （摔電視機，作極度氣憤狀） Old King！？ （對K吼）K:Oh, what a pity dog！ （作左顧右盼狀） Your parents are not here ,and we can change another one ,our brave Pirate, just tell me. I'm sure your demand will be satisfied. （作充滿自信狀）P:Really! OK! Now, let's watch Caribbean Pirates!K: Humm, No, it's unfit for you…… （作猶豫狀）P: I just like this film, Old King, you tell lies. You don't keep your promise.（作氣憤欲泣狀）K; Oh yes, I play it for you. （作為難狀） But please be quite, I'm afraid your parents wound not like us doing these.P: Don't tell so much! I have been an adult man of 7 years old. I promise it to you. （作自豪自信狀）K:OK. （作舒心，安慰狀）P: Fight him, kill him. Throw these bad guys into the sea…… （高聲喊）K: Xu …….. （作禁聲狀）. Remember your promise, young adult man. P: Oh? What promise? I have forgotten it. （作天經地義狀）K: Oh?! You are right（作理解狀，因為Pirate一貫如此，出爾反爾）P: Old King. I give you an honorable mission. （作自豪狀） Be my horse, and I will ride on your back , let's help these people in dangerous situation, just like a brave knight.（作勇敢狀）K: What! Ride on my back! Be your horse！！（作驚異狀）P: Yes, your hearing is very good, any question？ （作若無其事狀）K: No, No, sound a good idea! Very good! You are a brave Pirate. Now come on my back. （作無奈狀）P： （作高興狀，作躍上馬背狀） Hei! Let's go! Kill all those bad men. Quick! Run quick！ 。
. （意氣風發狀）（M,F攜手進場）：P: Oh, my god! Mummy, Daddy! (A,D作慌忙狀，擋在電視機前)M: Dad, what are you doing!? Naughty Pirate, isn't your trick！？ （作氣憤狀）P：（作陽痿狀） Mummy, it's not my fault. Old king let me massage his back. Hei Hei （作心虛狀，以掩飾內心的恐懼）M: I don't believe it. （作嚴肅狀） Dad, isn't really that？ （詢問K）K: Yes, of course, I can't image a child only 5 year old, can massage so good. Oh……. （釋然狀，因為圓了我的謊）M: Really. I don't believe the litter pirate can massage, who taught him. （作懷疑狀） Dear, isn't you ?F: No, I haven't, but I decide to enjoy his massage another day, Do you think so, dear?M: Yes, really a good suggestion.(P,D作驚恐狀。
A：發抖，D：揮汗)（P擋著電視怕被M、F發現，K也為P作掩飾）P: Mummy, Do you feel a little cold?K: Yes, I can feel it. （邊揮汗邊說冷）M: No, it's summer. Really hot, do you catch cold?P: No, No, just my feeling. （更加發抖，一不小心被B看到了電視）M: Pirate, what's behind you？ （疑問狀）P: Oh, nothing, nothing！ （作驚恐狀）M: Move away .little Pirate！ （作氣憤狀）P: Oh no! The storm will come. （捂臉作害怕狀）M: Caribbean Pirate! What's a bad film! Little Pirate！？ （氣憤狀）P: Mummy, I surrender. （作投降狀）M: Daddy ,this film is unfit for him , it is full of killing,force and negative passion, and it will let him become bad !K: I know that, but I meat to let him watch Tom and Jerry and he like it very much. Yes? Pirate？ （想轉移話題與Pirate站在同一戰線）P: Yes, a very clever mouse and a stupid cat. （作博學狀）M: Dad, don't let him watch so much TV, it wastes a lot of time, and it is bad for his eyesight. He may become short-sighted. （誠懇狀）。
4. 急求英語搞笑四人短劇~~盡量簡單點~~
?fr=ala0話劇名：吻青蛙就會給你帶來王子name:kissing a frog can always brings you a prince需要四五個人：一個旁白，一個公主，一只不愛洗澡的青蛙，一到兩只干凈的青蛙。
需要道具：服裝，一枝花，一張帥哥的照片，還有其它的道具你可以自添加。場景：森林里，破井邊。
旁白（頭上插枝花）：long long ago,a bueatiful princess who was as bueatifull as a。
.（開始思考，突然大悟，取下頭上的花）。
right! * is lonely so the Queen of love promised a prince of frog for her,she told her to go out one day。
..（公出場）。..the princess walks near the castle and。
..公主（以下簡稱公）臺詞：Oh,Venus,Queen of love,can you tell me where is my fate?where is my handsome prince?where is the prince of frog？白：Suddenly,she discovered that she had walked in to a strange forest,when suddenly again, a frog appeared in front of her.（青蛙把王子的照片藏在領子里，出場，蹲在地上，要表現出自己很臟很邋遢，但不能讓人惡心，記住）公：（驚喜）Oh Venus,thank you my Queen of love,I see it,I see the * me see，（走過去）oh my god,this frog is so。
（聞聞，然后捏住鼻子，猶豫，來回走），is it really the frog for me？（看看周圍，）aren't there any other frogs？這時，早就在場邊待命的干凈青蛙，跳動起來：YES YES other frogs we are here ,see? we are here.（重復說we are here！）旁白沖過去，敲那些“青蛙”的頭，說：“sh。
.sh。
shut up ,shut up。.."臟青蛙（很不耐煩）：excuse me my lady? please tell me how long you want to keep me waiting？ 公主：（驚慌，，，趕緊給它洗澡。
）don't be angry lovely little frog,you need a shower first.旁白過來用花把它掃干凈。
白：now the princess is going to kiss her frog.公要親它頭的時候，它突然站起來，吐出（從領子里抽出照片）給公主。說：thank you young lady,the Queen of love told me to give this to you after the shower,she promised me a shower here.公主：what？（大吃一驚）青蛙：She told me to give this photo to you to thank you for the * you take it,just take it.公：so you are not my frog of prince。
..公主接過照片，青蛙走人，公主看一下，然后暈倒。
白沖過來扶住她，同時大聲念：my dear,the man on the photo is the prince I promise you,tel NO.131232313266。
5. 幽默四人英語小短劇
小劇本-----小紅帽Little Red Riding Hood第一場：Little Red Riding Hood家Mum： （媽媽拿著一個籃子，把桌子上的水果放在籃子里）Little Red Riding Hood：（唱著歌，歡快地跑進來）Hi,mummy, what are you doing?Mum： （一邊把水果放在籃子里，心事重重地說）Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to * Red Riding Hood：（邊提起籃子，邊點頭說）Ok!Mum： （親切地看著Little Red Riding Hood說） Be good. Be * Red Riding Hood: Yes ,*e, *: Bye-bye. Darling.第二場：在路上（一陣輕快的音樂由遠而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎著籃子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁）Little Red Riding Hood: Wow!Flowers, how beautiful！ （放下籃子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three *：（隨著一陣低沉的音樂，Wolf大步地走上臺）I am wolf. I am hungry. （做找東西狀，東張西望） Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going？ （做狡猾的樣子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼）Little Red Riding Hood：（手摸辮子，天真地回答）To Grandma'*a is *：（自言自語）I' ll eat Grandma. But……（對Little Red Riding Hood說）Hey, look! 6 little baby * Red Riding Hood：（和6只鴨子隨著音樂翩翩起舞）Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大樹后）Little Red Riding Hood：（停止跳舞）Hello! Baby ducks,how are you?Six Ducks:We' re * you. Where are you going?Little Red Riding Hood:To Grandma'*, I must go, * Ducks:Goodbye.第三場：Grandma家Grandma： （喘著氣出場，顫顫悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床邊，喘了幾口，打幾個哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。）
Wolf：（從樹后出來，邊走邊說）I am very hungry now. （做找尋的樣子）Where is Grandma' s house？ （高興地對觀眾說）Aha , it's here.（敲門）Bang, Bang, *a: Who is it?Wolf：（裝出Little Red Riding Hood的聲音，一邊得意地搖動尾巴，一邊說）It's me. Little Red Riding *a： （邊說邊起床） Come in, come *：（得意洋洋地走到床邊） Grandma , I'll eat *a： （驚慌失措地抓緊衣服，瞪著眼睛，邊叫迫從床上滾到地上）灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。Wolf：（得意地拍拍肚子，翹起大拇指）Yummy!I'll * Red Riding Hood：（高興地敲門）*：（裝扮成Grandma的聲音） Who is it?Little Red Riding Hood:It's me。
Little Red Riding Hood. What a strange noise!Wolf:Come in, Come * Red Riding Hood：（蹦跳著進來，把籃子放在桌子上，走到床前一看，跳回幾步）Oh! What are big ears!Wolf:I can listen to your sweet * Red Riding Hood:Wow! What a big eyes!Wolf:I can see you pretty * Red Riding Hood:Oh! What a big *:I can hug * Red Riding Hood：（跪在床前，拉起Wolf的手，邊摸邊說）Look! What a big hands?Wolf：（從床上跳起來說）I can eat you!Little Red Riding Hood：（拼命地跑）Oh!No! No!Wolf：（追到Little Red Riding Hood，做吃狀，拍拍肚子說）It's delicious. I still sleep. I like *： （一邊拿著槍，一邊做尋找狀出場）Where's the wolf? Look! A door.（推門）The wolf is *：（發出呼呼的響聲）Hunter： （端起槍想打，又放下）What a big stomach！ （摸摸Wolf的肚子）Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside .I must be hurry.（從桌子上拿起剪刀，舉起） Look! Scissors. （做剪Wolf的肚子）Cut, cut, * Red Riding Hood/Grandma:Thank *: Grandma ,give me some needles and thread. Little Riding Hood ,Give me some *a： （從桌子上拿來針線）Little Red Riding Hood：（搬來幾個石頭）One, two, *： （把小石頭裝進Wolf的衣服里）Grandma: I'll thread *： （拿起槍）Woke up!Wolf：（起床，兩手托著大肚子）My stomach is so *: You big bad wolf, raise your arms!Wolf：（邊跑邊說） Help! Don't shot me!Hunter： （開槍）Bang, bang!Wolf： （應聲倒下）Hunter: The bad wolf is * Red Riding Hood和Grandma:Yeah! Thank * Red Riding Hood、Grandma、Hunter（一起鞠躬）： Thank you英語短劇：The Fox and the Tiger（狐假虎威）T---Tiger F---Fox R---Rabbit B---Bird Fr---Frog B----BearTiger: I'm a great tiger. I'm very strong. I'm very brave. I'm the king of the * now I'm very hungry. I must find sth. to eat at once, or I'll die immediately. Oh, there's nothing here. And here is nothing, either. Oh, I want to have a rest. (Sleep soundly)Fox: I'm a fox. You can see, I'm pretty and lovely. I'm good at cheating 0and telling lies. Just now I cheated a crew out of a piece of meat. Mm, Mm, Mm. How delicious it is!Tiger: Ah, a fox. A good meal. Ah, a go。
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