華閱文章網1. 求：一篇簡單幽默的英語值日報告啊
We Are Wondering 學無止境 When the weather is hot, you go to a lake or an *?The sun makes the earth hot ,but it cannot make the water very hot. Although the air over the earth goes up . Then the cool air over the water moves inan takes the place of thr air . When you are near a lake or an ocean , you feel thr cool air when it moves in . You feel the wind. And the wind makes you cool. Of course, sclentists can not answer all of our questions. If we ask, :'Why is the ocean full of salt（鹽）？' Scientists will say that the salt comes from rocks. When a rock jets wery hot or very cold ,it cracks（裂開），Rain falls into the * rivers carry the salt into the ocean?The ocean does mot get more salty every year.'Scientists are not sure about the answer to this uertion. We know a lot about our world .But there are still many answers that we do not have .we are wondering all the time。
2. 急
Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
好孩子
小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。
“昨天給你的錢干什么了？”
“我給了一個可憐的老太婆，”他回答說。 “你真是個好孩子，”媽媽驕傲地說。“再給你兩分錢。可你為什么對那位老太太那么感興趣呢？”
“她是個賣糖果的。”
Nest and Hair
My sister, a primary school teacher, was informed by one of her pupils that a bird had built its nest in the tree outside the classroom.
"What kind of bird?" my sister asked.
"I didn't see the bird, ma' am, only the nest," replied the child.
"Then, can you give us a description of the nest?" my sister encouraged her .
"Well, ma'am, it just resembles your hair. "
Notes:
(1) inform v.告訴
(2) nest n.窩；巢
(3) description n.描述
(4) encourage v.鼓勵
(5) resemble v. 相似；類似
18.鳥窩與頭發
我姐姐是一位小學老師。一次一個學生告訴她說一只鳥兒在教室外 的樹上壘了個窩。
“是什么鳥呢？”我姐姐問她。
“我沒看到鳥兒，老師，只看到鳥窩。”那孩子回答說。
“那么，你能給我們描述一下這個鳥巢嗎？”我姐姐鼓勵她道。
“哦，老師，就像你的頭發一樣。”
3. 初一英語值日報告（修改）Hello,everybody!
很不錯！1. Today is September the nineteenth（注意寫法）.（避免重復，不再用today）It's Monday and it's a nice day. I'm very 。
2. 學校名前面不加the. I study in CHENGDU EXPERIMENTAL FOREIGN LANGUAGES SCHOOL WEST CAMPUS, 。3. I like dogs，（中間用個and 連接）and I like to eat lollipops(lollipop兩個ll，表喜歡用復數，加s).笑話：Nest and Hair My sister is a teacher. One day, a boy comes and tells her, there is a bird making a nest in the tree."Where is the bird?" my sister asks. "I can't see the bird. I only see the nest." the boy answers."Then can you tell us about the nest?" my sister says. "Well, it looks like your hair. " 建議下次duty report表演，笑話有可能同學們聽不懂.。
4. 求：一篇簡單幽默的英語值日報告啊
And the wind makes you cool. Of * are wondering all the time. When a rock jets wery hot or very cold ,it cracks（裂開），Rain falls into the cracks. We know a lot about our world , sclentists can not answer all of our questions. Although the air over the earth goes up .But there are still many answers that we do not have . Then the cool air over the water moves inan takes the place of thr air . When you are near a lake or an ocean ; Scientists will say that the salt comes from rocks, you feel thr cool air when it moves in . You feel the wind.'Scientists are not sure about the answer to this * rivers carry the salt into the ocean?The ocean does mot get more salty every year,but it cannot make the water very hot;Why is the ocean full of salt（鹽）？'. If we ask, :'We Are Wondering 學無止境 When the weather is hot, you go to a lake or an *?The sun makes the earth hot。
5. 馬上要做值日報告了,求2個英語笑話（要極品的）
Don't open yellow a gun！！！ 不要開黃槍！！！The Good News and The Bad News The doctor is talking to a woman in a hospital bed. "I have some good news for you and some bad. First the bad news -- we amputated the wrong leg. Now here is the good news -- we've discovered that your other leg doesn't need to be removed after all." 好消息和壞消息 醫生對躺在病床上的一位婦女說：“我給你帶來了好消息，也帶來了不好的消息。
先告訴你一個不好的消息-我們錯截了你的那條好腿。現在我再來告訴你一個好消息，我們發現你的另一條腿沒必要截除了。”
The Doctor Knows Better A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill." "I am afraid that he is dead.” said the doctor, Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: "I'm not dead. I'm still alive." "Be quiet, "said the wife.”The doctor knows better than you！" 醫生懂得多 一個男人在街上被出租車撞倒送進了醫院.他的妻子站在他的床前對醫生說："我想他傷得很厲害."醫生說："我怕他已經死了." 聽到醫生的話，這個男人轉動著頭說："我沒死，我還活著."妻子說："安靜，醫生比你懂得多." The Picture is Half Good and Half Bad An artist had painted a child holding a basket of fruit. A friend of his, who admired this picture, wishing to show its perfection, said to some persons who were examining it that the fruit appeared so natural that the birds came to peck at it. A countryman, who heard these praises, said: "If this fruit is as well represented as you say, it is not so with the child, since he does not frighten the birds." 毀譽摻半的畫 一位藝術家畫了張畫：一個孩子提著一籃水果.他的朋友很欣賞這幅畫，他很想告訴別人這畫的美妙之處，就對幾個正在細看畫的人說，畫中的水果畫得多么逼真，連鳥都會來啄的. 一個村夫聽了這些贊美的話就說："如果水果畫得真像你說的那樣好，那么小孩就畫得不怎么樣了，因為他沒有嚇住那些鳥." How to Get a Seat by the Fire A gentleman came to an inn on a very cold day, and could get no room near the fire. He called to the hostler to fetch a peck of oysters, and give them to his horse. "Will your horse eat oysters?” said the hostler. "Try him,” said the gentleman. Immediately the people ran to see this wonder, and the gentleman who alone remained in the room, chose the best seat by the fire and made himself comfortable. 怎樣在火爐旁找個座位 在一個嚴寒的冬日，一位紳士來到了一家小客棧，發現火爐旁沒有空位了.于是，他讓旅店里的馬倌去取些牡蠣來喂他的馬。 馬倌說："您的馬吃牡蠣嗎？" "你試著喂吧."紳士答道。
傾刻間，人們都跑去看這一奇觀，而紳士卻獨自呆在屋里，他在爐旁找了個最好的座位，怡然自得起來。
6. 高一英語值日報告
今天，我要告訴你一個關于一種草的葉子傳說它有四個。
我們稱之為四葉草。有人說，如果有人送一，他和他周圍的人將被幸福和幸運。
每片葉子都有不同的含義。他們的信念，希望，愛和運氣。
很多人說，如果你找到一個，你找到了幸福。我也發現了兩個以前。
所以我覺得我一定是最幸運的人。我希望我可以給大家帶來好運。
這是最后一次，我可以做一個英語值日報告，所以我決定告訴你的想法，我從生活中學習。最重要的是，我不想讓自己失望！我希望我能振作你振作起來，不僅今天，而且在將來。
四葉草只是一個故事，但是，我想讓你知道，請你對自己充滿希望，并且采取一切你生活的機會。 Today,*it四葉草.Itissaidthat,ifsomebodygetone,*ebelief,hope,*oplesaidthatifyoufindone,youfoundthehappiness。
*thelasttimethatIcanmakeanEnglishdutyreport,*portant,Idon'twanttoletmyselfdown!IhopeIcanbestiryoutocheerup,notonlytoday,*rleavesgrassisonlyastory,but,iwantyoutoknow,pleasebehopefulaboutyourself,andtakeeverychanceofyourlife。 今天，我要告訴你一個關于一種草的葉子傳說它有四個。
我們稱之為四葉草。有人說，如果有人送一，他和他周圍的人將被幸福和幸運。
每片葉子都有不同的含義。他們的信念，希望，愛和運氣。
很多人說，如果你找到一個，你找到了幸福。我也發現了兩個，所以我覺得我一定是最幸運的人。
親愛的同學，你在生活中發現過嗎？希望我可以給大家帶來好運。我做一個英語值日報告，我決定告訴你的想法，我們一起從生活中學習吧。
將中文譯成英語Today,*oplesaythatifsomeonegaveone,*aith,hope,*oplesaythatifyoufindone,youfindhappiness。Ialsofoundtwo,*udents,youfindinlifebefore?*Englishreportforduty,Idecidedtotellwhatyouthink,welivetolearnfromittogether. 暈 醉酒 一天，父親與小兒子一道回家。
這個孩子正處于那種對什么事都很感興趣的年齡，老是有提不完的問題。他向父親發問道：“爸爸，‘醉’字是什么意思？”“唔，孩子，”父親回答說，“你瞧那兒站著兩個警察。
如果我把他們看成了四個，那么我就算醉了。”“可是，爸爸，”孩子說，“那兒只有一個警察呀！” Drunk Oneday,*age,t*,heasked,"What'sthemeaningoftheword'Drunk',dad?""Well,myson,"hisfatherreplied,"look,*ardthetwopolicemenasfourthenIamdrunk." "But,dad,"theboysaid,"there'sonlyONEpoliceman！" 問題：同學們，我們應當如何遵守交通規則呢？ Students,howweshouldobeythetrafficrules？ 同學們，我們應當如何看待酒后駕車這種行為呢？Students,howweshouldlookatdrunkdrivingthisbehavior?。
7. 幫忙翻譯一下這些句子,作值日報告用,稍微簡單點,謝謝
樓主您好，翻譯如下~
1, Masquerade (Masquerade): General Union of the vampire is the secret of the party can not let the man know that his vampire identity. Unless necessary, do not conflict with human, see if people are disguised as humans. Of course, out of the vampire is another matter.
2, led the right (Domain): all races have their own sites, in their own right made on site, to get the respect of outsiders, the elders have killed a vampire and the family in Fanjie invasion of the rights.
3, descent (Progeny): not owned any of the early development of offspring should receive permission from the elders, but can not perform so well.
4, the responsibility (Accounting): vampire bear on the development of education in their responsibilities and made to bear all their fault.
5, respect (Hospitality): and the second is the same. Asked the vampire into the territory of another nation to respect the time lords and obey the commands of the clan elders.
6, to kill pro (Destruction): similar to die without killing. Rules as human. The six-party coalition discipline is limited to closely observe, that there are six races can be it. So that is very dangerous family of six. Opposite party alliance with the secret is magic party coalition, only one of their precepts, that is not discipline
8. 英語值日生報告 一個小笑話 我來說中文幫我翻英文 英語專家來 50分
三樓正解 ！！
一 二樓 我無語了
at last, I have a joke to share with you
Here it goes . one day ,Tom asked Mike , 'how is your sister doing ?'
Mike answered: "She was hurt, and still in bed."
Tom said ;'sorry to hear that , what happened to her ?'
Jonny said ;'we palyed a game to see who could make most of his body out of the window and she was the winner"
9. 跪求：麻煩幫我寫一篇關于一個笑話的英語值日報告
I'm on duty today,and now I'm going to tell a little joke here.
the name of the joke is “does the dog know the proverb too?”
The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog.
“It's all right,” said a gentleman, “don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite?”
“Ah, yes,” answered the little boy. “I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too?”
10. 一篇值日報告（要求：英文的,內容不限,一個故事也行,單詞要簡
難忘的事 我第一次用英語作值日報636f70793231313335323631343130323136353331333332633639告 「內容提示」 一年前，你是高一年級學生。
有一天，英語老師讓你們從那天開始輪流用英語作值日報告。你們都怕講不好，老師鼓勵說這是你們練習說英語的好機會，不用害怕。
輪你作報告的一天到來了，你有些緊張。開始，把該說的話都忘了，不敢看同學。
后來，你突然發現自己說錯了什么，又把下句給忘了。但是，同學們似乎沒有發現你的錯誤，仍舊注意聽你講。
老師平靜地看著你。你從老師慈祥的臉上得到了鼓勵。
你沉默了幾秒鐘后接著往下講，心跳得更厲害了，臉也紅了。你講的笑話并不長，但你卻覺得用了好長時間才講完。
你沒聽見老師怎么評價，只聽見有些男女同學竊竊私語：“她說了些什么呀？”這是你永遠難忘的一次值日報告。 「作文示范」 My First English Duty Report 郭蕓芬 I still remember the day when I did my first English duty report a year ago. I was then a student of Senior I. One day, the English teacher told us that from then on we would make a duty report in English. Someone made faces and many cried out, “Oh! What an idea!” “Why, you are so afraid of it!”the teacher was surprised. “Our English is so poor!”some of us shouted. We are afraid we can'tdo it well. “That is a good chance to practise your spoken English. Don't worry about it. Have a try,”the teacher said encouragingly. We became silent at once. The day came when it was my turn to make a duty report. The girl who sat beside me kidded① me, “Are you afraid? Oh, you look a little nervous.”I nudged② at her, then slowly got up from my seat and went to the front of the classroom. As a shy girl, not accustomed to speak in public, I felt my heart beat fast. Now I was standing on the platform . I took a look at my classmates and then plucked up③ my courage to speak up. The teacher stood beside me, smiling. I wanted to tell an English joke but I was so nervous that I forgot to begin with“It's my turn to give you a duty report.”I didn't dare to look straight at my classmates, but kept looking at the wall or the ceiling. I felt that they were staring at me. Suddenly I found I had made some mistakes, which made me forget what the next sentence should be . But the classmates were still listening to me attentively④。
They seemed not to have noticed the mistakes. They were all waiting for me to go on with my report . The teacher looked at me。
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