華閱文章網1.英語短片幽默故事
*aOnce there lived in France a little girl name Piccola. When she was very young, her father died, and her mother was very, very poor. One Christmas Eve Piccola said to her mother, "Mamma, will Uncle Santa come to our house tonight?" Her mother felt very sad and shook her head. Before she went to bed, Piccola took off her little wooden shoes and put them on the floor near the chimney. She said to her mother, “Perhaps Uncle Santa will come.” All was white with snow outside, and it was very cold. In the night a little bird with a broken wing fell down the chimney and hopped into one of the shoes. Very early in the morning Piccola woke up. She jumped out of bed and ran to look into her shoes. There she saw the little bird in one of the shoes. She picked up the shoe and ran to show her Christmas present to her mother. She said, "Santa Claus did not forget me, Mamma."*a's boxMany years ago all the word was very beautiful and nobody was ever sick or unhappy. At that time there lived a beautiful little girl named Pandora. One day gave her a wonderful box tied with a golden cord and made her promise not to open it. Pandora and her little playmate, Epimetheus, often looked at the box and wondered what was in it. For a long time Pandora kept her promise to the fairy, but at last she wanted to peep into the box. She untied the cord and lifted the cover only a little. Out flew hundreds of bad little fairies. They stung Pandora and she fell on the floor and screamed. They stung Epimetheus, too. Then they flew out of doors and stung all the children in the land. By and by Pandora heard a little voice crying, “Let me out, and I will help you,” She opened the box, and out flew a beautiful little fairy. She told Pandora that her name was Hope. She kissed her and Epimetheus, and made them well. Then away she flew to help the other children. To this day, when people are sick or unhappy, the good little fairy, Hope, comes to comfort * Crab and His Mother“My child,” said a Crab to her son, “why do you walk so awkward? If you wish to make a good appearance, you should go straight forward, and not to one side as you do so constantly.” “I do wish to make a good appearance, Mamma” said the young Crab; “and if you will show me how, I will try to walk straight forward.” “Why, this is the way, of course,” said the mother, as she started off to the right, “No, this is the way,” said she, as she made another attempt, to the left. The little Crab smiled. “ When you learn to do it yourself, you can teach me,” he said, and he went back to his * Wolf and The CraneOne day a Wolf, who was eating his dinner much too fast, swallowed a bone, which stuck in his throat and pained him very much. He tried to get it out, but could not. Just then he saw a Crane passing by. “Dear fiend,” said he to the Crane, “ there is a bone sticking in my throat. You have a good long neck; can't you reach down and pull it out? I will pay you well for it.” “I'll try,” said the Crane. Then he put his head into the Wolf's mouth, between his sharp teeth, and reaching down, pulled out bone. “There!” said the Wolf, “I am glad it is out; I must be more careful another time.” “I will go now, if you will pay me,” said the Crane. “Pay you, indeed!” cried the Wolf. “Be thankful that I did not bite your head off when it was in my mouth. You ought to be content with that.”5. Handel, The Musician Long ago they're lived in Germany a little boy named George Frederick Handel. He loved music and wanted to learn to play the piano, but his father wanted him to become a lawyer and would not let him take music lessons. There was a little, old-fashioned piano up in the attic. At night, when everybody was asleep, the little boy used to creep up the stairs and play softly to himself. When he was about seven years old, he went with his father to visit a wealthy Duke. The Duke lived in a beautiful palace with many large rooms. There was a wonderful organ in one of the rooms. While his father and the Duke sat talking, little Handel slipped away. He sat down at the organ and began to play. His little hands moved over the keys and the room was filled with a sweetest music. When he finished playing, he turned around and saw his father and the Duke looking at him. The Duke asked him where he had learned to play, and the boy told him about the piano in the attic. Then the Duke persuaded Handle's father to let him study music, and he became a famous composer.。
2.英語小故事
The Old Cat An old woman had a cat. The cat was very old; she could not run quickly, and she could not bite, because she was so old. One day the old cat saw a mouse; she jumped and caught the mouse. But she could not bite it; so the mouse got out of her mouth and ran away, because the cat could not bite it. Then the old woman became very angry because the cat had not killed the mouse. She began to hit the cat. The cat said, "Do not hit your old servant. I have worked for you for many years, and I would work for you still, but I am too old. Do not be unkind to the old, but remember what good work the old did when they were young." 【譯文】 老貓 一位老婦有只貓，這只貓很老，它跑不快了，也咬不了東西，因為它年紀太大了。
一天，老貓發現一只老鼠，它跳過去抓這只老鼠，然而，它咬不住這只老鼠。因此，老鼠從它的嘴邊溜掉了，因為老貓咬不了它。
于是，老婦很生氣，因為老貓沒有把老鼠咬死。她開始打這只貓，貓說：“不要打你的老仆人，我已經為你服務了很多年，而且還愿意為你效勞，但是，我實在太老了，對年紀大的不要這么無情，要記住老年人在年青時所做過的有益的事情。”
A man was going to the house of some rich person. As he went along the road, he saw a box of good apples at the side of the road. He said, "I do not want to eat those apples; for the rich man will give me much food; he will give me very nice food to eat." Then he took the apples and threw them away into the dust. He went on and came to a river. The river had become very big; so he could not go over it. He waited for some time; then he said, "I cannot go to the rich man's house today, for I cannot get over the river." He began to go home. He had eaten no food that day. He began to want food. He came to the apples, and he was glad to take them out of the dust and eat them. Do not throw good things away; you may be glad to have them at some other time. 【譯文】 一個人正朝著一個富人的房子走去，當他沿著路走時，在路的一邊他發現一箱好蘋果，他說：“我不打算吃那些蘋果，因為富人會給我更多的食物，他會給我很好吃的東西。”然后他拿起蘋果，一把扔到土里去。
他繼續走，來到河邊，河漲水了，因此，他到不了河對岸，他等了一會兒，然后他說：“今天我去不了富人家了，因為我不能渡過河。” 他開始回家，那天他沒有吃東西。
他就開始去找吃的，他找到蘋果，很高興地把它們從塵土中翻出來吃了。 不要把好東西扔掉，換個時候你會覺得它們大有用處。
The City Mouse and the Country Mouse Once there were two mice. They were friends. One mouse lived in the country; the other mouse lived in the city. After many years the Country mouse saw the City mouse; he said, "Do come and see me at my house in the country." So the City mouse went. The City mouse said, "This food is not good, and your house is not good. Why do you live in a hole in the field? You should come and live in the city. You would live in a nice house made of stone. You would have nice food to eat. You must come and see me at my house in the city." The Country mouse went to the house of the City mouse. It was a very good house. Nice food was set ready for them to eat. But just as they began to eat they heard a great noise. The City mouse cried, " Run! Run! The cat is coming!" They ran away quickly and hid. After some time they came out. When they came out, the Country mouse said, "I do not like living in the city. I like living in my hole in the field. For it is nicer to be poor and happy, than to be rich and afraid." 【譯文】 城里老鼠和鄉下老鼠 從前，有兩只老鼠，它們是好朋友。一只老鼠居住在鄉村，另一只住在城里。
很多年以后，鄉下老鼠碰到城里老鼠，它說：“你一定要來我鄉下的家看看。”于是，城里老鼠就去了。
鄉下老鼠領著它到了一塊田地上它自己的家里。它把所有最精美食物都找出來給城里老鼠。
城里老鼠說：“這東西不好吃，你的家也不好，你為什么住在田野的地洞里呢？你應該搬到城里去住，你能住上用石頭造的漂亮房子，還會吃上美味佳肴，你應該到我城里的家看看。” 鄉下老鼠就到城里老鼠的家去。
房子十分漂亮，好吃的東西也為他們擺好了。可是正當他們要開始吃的時候，聽見很大的一陣響聲，城里的老鼠叫喊起來：“快跑！快跑！貓來了！”他們飛快地跑開躲藏起來。
過了一會兒，他們出來了。當他們出來時，鄉下老鼠說：“我不喜歡住在城里，我喜歡住在田野我的洞里。
因為這樣雖然貧窮但是快樂自在，比起雖然富有卻要過著提心吊膽的生活來說，要好些。” Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning? Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow". 老師：為什么你每天早晨都遲到？ 湯姆：每當我經過學校的拐角處，就看見一個牌子上寫著"學校----慢行". A Good Boy Little 。
3.英語的短片小故事,簡單、由于、簡短、有中譯
There was a little boy with a bad temper. His father gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper, to hammer a nail in the back fence. The first day the boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. Then it gradually dwindled down. He discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence. Finally the day came when the boy didn't lose his temper at all.
He told his father about it and the father suggested that the boy now pull out one nail for each day that he was able to hold his temper. The days passed and the young boy was finally able to tell his father that all the nails were gone. The father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence. He said, "You have done well, my son, but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will never be the same.
When you say things in anger, they leave a scar just like this one. You can put a knife in a man and draw it out. It won't matter how many times you say I'm sorry, the wound is still there. A verbal wound is as bad as a physical one. Friends are a very rare jewel, indeed. They make you smile and encourage you to succeed. They lend an ear, they share a word of praise, and they always want to open their hearts to us.
有一個小男孩，脾氣很壞。他的父親給了他一袋釘子，告訴他每當他發脾氣的時候，把釘子釘在后面的圍墻。第一天，男孩釘了37個釘子在柵欄上。然后它逐漸減少了。他發現那是更容易控制住自己的脾氣要比往籬笆上釘釘子。終于有一天，男孩沒發脾氣。
他告訴了父親，父親建議拔出一顆釘子，每一天，他能控制住自己的脾氣。日子一天天過去，最后，那個男孩告訴父親，所有的釘子都消失了。父親帶著他的手，領他到籬笆。他說：“你做得很好，我的兒子，但是看洞的圍墻。籬笆永遠是一樣的。
當你發脾氣的時候，他們就會留下這樣一塊疤。你可以把刀的人，把它拔出來。它不會，無論你說多少遍對不起，傷口還在那兒。一個口頭的傷口都像一個物理。朋友是一種非常罕見的珠寶，的確如此。他們讓你微笑的人，鼓勵你成功。他們聽一聽，他們共享一個字的贊美，他們總是愿意向我們敞開心扉。
4.3/4分鐘的簡單英語小故事
one day, a crow was very thirsty after flying in the desert. he was looking for water and he finally found it. but there is a problem, the waters are in a bottle and the crows beak cannot reach the base of the bottle.
after some thinking, he saw some pebbles all over the place, he had a great idea. he started to get the pebbles and puts them into the bottle one by *, the water level in the bottle starts to rise.
in the end, the crow was able to drink the water and then fly * crow was very clever. he uses his wisdom wisely. we must all learn from the crow. to be smart and clever.
這就是關于烏鴉在找水源，找到的是在瓶子里的水，他的嘴巴無法深入到底下，喝不到水。他看了一看，注意到旁邊有很多小石頭，他就一塊塊的把石頭放進瓶子里，水位漲了，他就喝到了。烏鴉善用他的聰明機智，最后喝到水后飛回家。我們要學習烏鴉的聰明機智
5.求2個簡短的英語小故事
農夫與鷹
有個農夫到深林里砍柴，走者走者，他忽然發現一只鷹，這只鷹因為被捕獸夾夾住了，動彈不得。農夫見鷹長著一雙炯炯有神的眼睛，色澤光亮的羽毛，覺得很可惜，就松開夾子，把鷹放了。
鷹感激地對農夫說：“謝謝你救了我，我永遠也不會忘記你的救命之恩。”
說完，鷹一展巨大的翅膀，迎空飛去。
過了幾天，這只鷹幾次飛回來探望農夫。這天農夫坐在一堵墻下吃餅，鷹疾速飛來，用腳爪抓起農夫的頭巾，轉身飛去，農夫見鷹搶他的頭巾，急忙站起來去追，鷹見他離開了那堵墻，便立即把頭巾丟還給他，農夫拾起頭巾，猛聽得背后一陣轟然倒塌的聲音，回頭一看，發現自己剛才靠的那堵墻倒塌了，農夫知道是鷹救了自己，心里十分感動。
Farmer and eagle
There is a farmer arrive deep Lin2 Li3 cut wood and walk walk, he suddenly detection an eagle, this eagle move because of being caught a monster to clip can * farmer see eagle long a pair of brightly of eyes, the color and luster shining feather, feel to very pitiful, loose open clip, put eagle.
The eagle gratefully say to the farmer:"Thanked you to save me, I can never forget you of Help of boon."
Say that finish, the eagle be one exhibition huge wing and face empty fly.
Led for several days, this eagle several times flew back to visit a * farmer sit at a wall bottom eat a round flat cake, the eagle disease soon fly, by foot the claw start to grasp the farmer's turban and turn round to fly to, the farmer see eagle rob his turban, quickly stand up to make track for, the eagle see him leave that wall and then and immediately throw turban still to him, farmer ten beginning towel, fierce listen to back is a burst of bomb however tumble down of voice, turn head on see, detection oneself just depend of that the wall tumbled down, farmer's knowing be an eagle to save oneself, in the mind very touched.
6.求英文小故事, 不要太長
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Pig or Witch 豬還是女巫
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!!" The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "WITCH（女巫）！！" They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road. If only men would listen.
譯文1：一個男人在一條陡峭狹窄的山路上駕車，一個女人相向駕車而來。他們相遇時，那個女的從窗中伸出頭來叫到：“豬！！”那個男的立即從窗中伸出頭來回敬道：“女巫！！”他們繼續前行。這個男的在下一個路口轉彎時，撞上了路中間的一頭豬。要是這個男的能聽懂那個女人的意思就好了
7.英語小故事,短一點的
Three Good Friends
One day, a monkey rides his bike near the river. This time he sees a lion under a tree. The lion runs at him. He is afraid and falls into the river. He can't swim. He shouts. The rabbit hears him. He jumps into the river. The rabbit swims to the monkey, but he can't help him. Luckily, an elephant comes along. He is very strong. He helps the rabbit and monkey. Three friends are very happy. They go to the elephant's home. Then, three of them become good friends.
三個好朋友
一天， 一只猴子在河邊騎車。這時他看見樹下有一只獅子，獅子向他跑來。他非常的害怕，掉進河里。他不會游泳，大叫起來。兔子聽見了，跳進水里，但他卻沒有辦法救猴子。幸運的是，一只大象過來了。大象非常強壯，救出了兔子和猴子。他們來到大象的家，在那里吃了一頓大餐。從此他們成了好朋友。
8.英語短片小故事
風和太陽（The Wind And The Sun）
One day the wind said to the sun, “Look at that man walking along the road. I can get his cloak off more quickly than you can.”
“We will see about that,” said the sun. “I will let you try first.”
So the wind tried to make the man take off his cloak. He blew and blew, but the man only pulled his cloak more closely around himself.
“I give up,” said the wind at last. “I cannot get his cloak off.” Then the sun tried. He shone as hard as he could. The man soon became hot and took off his cloak.
（有一天風跟太陽說： “看看那個沿著路上走的人.我可以比你快讓他把披風脫下來.）
（“我們等著看吧，”太陽說， “我讓你先試.）
（因此風嘗試讓那個人把披風脫下來.他用力地吹，可是那個人把披風拉得更緊.）
（“我放棄了，”風最后說， “我無法讓他把披風脫下來.”然后由太陽試試看.他盡可能地曬他.不久，那個人很熱就把披風脫下來了.）
he Dog And The Shadow 狗和它的影子
A DOG, crossing a bridge over a stream with a piece of flesh in his mouth, saw his own shadow in the water, and took it for that of another Dog, with a piece of meat double his own in size. He therefore let go his own, and fiercely attacked the other Dog, to get his larger piece from him. He thus lost both: that which he grasped at in the water, because it was a shadow; and his own, because the stream swept it away.
一條狗嘴里叼塊肉，來到一座橋上.它看見水里有自己的影子， 以為是另一條嘴里也叼著一塊比自己那塊肉大一倍的狗.它忙丟下自己嘴里的那塊肉，猛力地攻擊水里的狗.試圖去搶它的肉.結果，它兩塊肉都得不到. 因為那只是一個影子，它自己的影子而已.真正的肉已被水沖走了.
One day, a teacher took his pupils to a chicken farm to pay a visit. When they came near the incubator, chick just got out of its egg shell.
一天，老師帶學生到養雞場參觀，當他們走近孵化器時，剛好一只小雞破殼而出。
"It's wonderful to see a little thing come out from the egg shell, isn't it?" the teacher said.
“看見一個小生命從蛋殼里出來，豈不是很奇妙的嗎？”老師說。
"Yes, sir." said one of the boys, " but it would be more wonderful if we knew how a chick gets in to its eggs hell before hand."
“是的，老師。”一個男學生說，“可是，如果我們知道它是怎樣事先鉆進蛋殼里的那就更奇妙了。”