華閱文章網1.5人搞笑小品劇本簡短
小紅帽
人物：小紅帽，外婆，大灰狼，獵人，媽媽&公主，保潔員
道具：籃子，蘋果，本子
紅：大家好，我是人見人愛花見花開狗見狗追車見車爆胎的小紅帽，我告訴你們啊，我很勇敢的，我曾經把10多個人打趴下了呢！
媽：別吹了，不就是10多只名字叫人的小狗嗎！趕緊給你奶奶送西瓜去！
紅：切，送就送。（假裝打電話）喂，是物流公司嗎？我要送一個西瓜。
媽：死孩子，物流多貴啊，自己去送！
紅：小氣！
媽：你說什么！
紅：沒，沒什么。我這就去。
（我獨自走在…….）
狼：小紅帽，你要去哪？
紅：我才不會告訴你我要去給奶奶送西瓜的。
狼：原來是去送西瓜啊，沒勁。
紅：（一臉驚恐）你，你怎么知道我要去的！還有（一臉正經），根據劇本，你應該讓我去采花，之后先吃掉奶奶，再吃掉我的。
狼：對啊，我怎么忘了。你去采花吧。
紅：恩。
（狼來到外婆家）
婆：是你嗎？
狼：是我。
婆：太好了羅密歐，我終于等到你了。
狼：對不起祝英臺，讓你久等了。
婆：你帶我走吧。
狼：恩，我這就帶你去浪跡天涯。
（兩人下臺）（小紅帽進入）
紅：奶奶，我來了。（左顧右盼）咦？奶奶不在，肯定又去跳廣場舞了，我先吃個蘋果吧。（咬一口）這蘋果有毒！（暈倒）
（獵人上）
獵：啊，多么美的公主啊！
公：王子，我們來了！
獵：不好，他們來了，我得快跑！（下場）
（保潔員上）
員：喂，他們都走了，你還不起來！
紅：什么！他們都走了！（起身下）
員：這些年輕人，唉，不懂啊！
有的角色可以一個人來演
2.校園搞笑小品短劇本
小紅帽2
人物：小紅帽、小紅帽她媽、大灰狼甲、大灰狼乙、小紅帽的奶奶
（媽媽正在擦桌子，忽然抬起頭看見了鐘）
媽媽：咦？都九點了，小紅帽怎么還不起床，我去叫叫。
（媽媽走進小紅帽的房間）
媽媽：還不起床，公雞都叫了幾百遍了！
小紅帽：公雞叫關我什么事，我又不是母雞！
媽媽：你，你，到底起不起？！
小紅帽：起了！
媽媽：把蛋糕送給你外婆！
小紅帽：知道了！
（第二場）
小紅帽：好困呀，有一張床就好啦！
（忽然，小紅帽看見了一張床）
小紅帽：哈哈，真是天助我也！
（說完就到床上睡著了）
（大灰狼甲上場）
大灰狼甲（邊說邊擺poss）：這年頭做狼難，要做一只人見人愛、花見花開，車間車爆胎的狼更是難上加難。你說我長得這么帥干嘛，天天一群母狼圍著我轉悠。
大灰狼乙（把大灰狼甲猛地推開，搶鏡頭）：小子，你說誰呢！
大灰狼甲（害怕）：大大大哥，我說您呀！你溫柔可愛、英俊瀟灑、風度翩翩，真是萬千母狼中的白馬狼子呀！
大灰狼乙（得意）這還像句狼話，（指著小紅帽）看見那小姑娘了沒，我過去把她吃了！
大灰狼甲：大哥，她可不能動呀！
大灰狼乙：為神馬？
大灰狼甲（往左看看，往右看看）：她是小紅帽。
大灰狼乙：（驚奇）啥！她就是害死我大姨的二大爺的表弟的女兒的爺爺的兇手！
大灰狼甲：對呀，她就是害死你大姨的什么什么的兇手！
大灰狼乙：（拎起大灰狼甲，邊說邊跑）那還不快跑！
（兩只大灰狼跑著下臺，小紅帽醒了）
小紅帽：好像有人在說我壞話呀！算了，先送蛋糕給外婆！
（小紅帽來到外婆家，坐下喝水）
小紅帽：外婆，我給你送蛋糕來了！
外婆：什么？你媽要把你賣了！
（小紅帽嘴里的水全噴了出來）
小紅帽：根本沒這回事！
外婆：啥？就是這么回事，你媽可狠啊！
（小紅帽徹底崩潰）
小紅帽：外婆，你的耳背什么時候才能好啊！
外婆：對，我們還沒謝幕！
（所有演員上臺謝幕）
全劇終
3.小紅帽的英文劇本 一定要簡短,不必要的劇情可以去掉,大約5分鐘就
Little Red Riding Hood 小紅帽 第一場：Little Red Riding Hood家 第一場：小紅帽家 Mum：（媽媽拿著一個籃子，把桌子上的水果放在籃子里） 媽媽：（媽媽拿著一個籃子，把桌子上的水果放在籃子里） Little Red Riding Hood唱著歌，歡快地跑進來）Hi,mummy,what are you doing？ 小紅帽唱著歌，歡快地跑進來）嗨，媽媽，你在干什么？ Mum：（一邊把水果放在籃子里，心事重重地說）Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma. 媽媽：（一邊把水果放在籃子里，心事重重地說）奶奶病了。
這里有一些蘋果和香蕉給奶奶的。帶他們去奶奶。
Little Red Riding Hood：（邊提起籃子，邊點頭說）Ok！ 小紅帽：（邊提起籃子，邊點頭說）好吧！ Mum：（親切地看著Little Red Riding Hood說） Be good. Be careful. 媽媽：（親切地看著小紅帽說）很好。小心些而已。
Little Red Riding Hood:Yes ,*e,mummy. 小紅帽：是的，*e，媽媽。 Mum:*g. 媽媽：*g。
第二場：在路上 第二場：在路上 （一陣輕快的音樂由遠而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎著籃子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁） （一陣輕快的音樂由遠而近，小紅帽挎著籃子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁） Little Red Riding Hood:Wow! Flowers,how beautiful！ （放下籃子采花）One flower ,two flowers,three flowers. 小紅帽：哇！花，多么美麗！（放下籃子采花）一個花，兩朵花，三花。 Wolf：（隨著一陣低沉的音樂，Wolf大步地走上臺）I am wolf. I am hungry.（做找東西狀，東張西望） Here is a little red riding *! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going？ （做狡猾的樣子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼） 字串6 狼：（隨著一陣低沉的音樂，狼大步地走上臺）我是狼。
我餓了。（做找東西狀，東張西望）這是一個小紅騎* ！小紅帽。
你要去哪里？（做狡猾的樣子和小紅帽打招呼）字串6 Little Red Riding Hood：（手摸辮子，天真地回答）To Grandma'*a is ill. 小紅帽：（手摸辮子，天真地回答）'*a奶奶病了。 Wolf：（自言自語）I' ll eat Grandma. But……（對Little Red Riding Hood說）Hey,look! 6 little baby ducks. 狼：（自言自語）我吃奶奶。
但是……（對小紅帽說）嘿，瞧！6小鴨子。 Little Red Riding Hood：（和6只鴨子隨著音樂翩翩起舞） 小紅帽：（和6只鴨子隨著音樂翩翩起舞） Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大樹后） 狼：（悄悄地藏到大樹后） Little Red Riding Hood：（停止跳舞）Hello! Baby ducks,how are you？ 小紅帽：（停止跳舞）你好！小鴨子，你好嗎？ Six Ducks:We' re * you. Where are you going？ 六個鴨子：我們*你。
你要去哪里？ Little Red Riding Hood:To Grandma'*,I must go,bye. 小紅帽：外婆'*，我必須走了，再見。 Six Ducks:Goodbye. 六個鴨子：再見。
第三場：Grandma家 第三場：奶奶家 Grandma：（喘著氣出場，顫顫悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床邊，喘了幾口，打幾個哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上.） 奶奶：（喘著氣出場，顫顫悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床邊，喘了幾口，打幾個哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上）。 Wolf：（從樹后出來，邊走邊說）I am very hungry now.（做找尋的樣子）Where is Grandma' s house？（高興地對觀眾說）Aha ,it's here.（敲門）Bang,Bang,Bang. 狼：（從樹后出來，邊走邊說）我現在很餓。
（做找尋的樣子）奶奶哪里的房子？（高興地對觀眾說）啊，在這兒。（敲門）爆炸，爆炸，爆炸。
Grandma:Who is it？ 奶奶：是誰？ Wolf：（裝出Little Red Riding Hood的聲音，一邊得意地搖動尾巴，一邊說）It's me. Little Red Riding Hood. 狼：（裝出小紅帽的聲音，一邊得意地搖動尾巴，一邊說）這是我。小紅帽。
Grandma：（邊說邊起床） Come in,come in.字串9 奶奶：（邊說邊起床）進來，進來。字串9 Wolf：（得意洋洋地走到床邊） Grandma ,I'll eat you. 狼：（得意洋洋地走到床邊）奶奶，我會吃你的。
Grandma：（驚慌失措地抓緊衣服，瞪著眼睛，邊叫迫從床上滾到地上） 奶奶：（驚慌失措地抓緊衣服，瞪著眼睛，邊叫迫從床上滾到地上） 灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里. 灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。 Wolf：（得意地拍拍肚子，翹起大拇指）Yummy! I'll sleep. 狼：（得意地拍拍肚子，翹起大拇指）好吃！我要睡覺了。
Little Red Riding Hood：（高興地敲門）*a. 小紅帽：（高興地敲門）*a。 Wolf：（裝扮成Grandma的聲音） Who is it？ 狼：（裝扮成奶奶的聲音）是誰？ Little Red Riding Hood:It's me. Little Red Riding Hood. What a strange noise！ 小紅帽：是我。
小紅帽。多么奇怪的聲音！ Wolf:Come in,Come in. 狼：進來，進來。
Little Red Riding Hood：（蹦跳著進來，把籃子放在桌子上，走到床前一看，跳回幾步）Oh! What are big ears！ 小紅帽：（蹦跳著進來，把籃子放在桌子上，走到床前一看，跳回幾步）哦！什么是大耳朵！ Wolf:I can listen to your sweet voice. 狼：這樣我能聽你甜美的聲。
4.急求 簡短的小故事劇本 不要白雪公主、小紅帽、三只小豬、灰姑娘等
小蝸牛問媽媽：為什么我們從生下來，就要背負這個又硬又重的殼呢？
媽媽：因為我們的身體沒有骨骼的支撐，只能爬，又爬不快。所以要這個殼的保護！
小蝸牛：毛蟲姊姊沒有骨頭，也爬不快，為什么她卻不用背這個又硬又重的殼呢？
媽媽：因為毛蟲姊姊能變成蝴蝶，天空會保護她啊。
小蝸牛：可是蚯蚓弟弟也沒骨頭爬不快，也不會變成蝴蝶他什么不背這個又硬又重的殼呢？
媽媽：因為蚯蚓弟弟會鉆土， 大地會保護他啊。
小蝸牛哭了起來：我們好可憐，天空不保護，大地也不保護。
蝸牛媽媽安慰他：所以我們有殼啊！我們不靠天，也不靠地，我們靠自己。
5.求兒童話劇劇本、簡短點的、新穎點的
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看書吧e in. Wolf：（得意洋洋地走到床邊） Grandma , I'll eat you. Grandma： （驚慌失措地抓緊衣服，瞪著眼睛，邊叫迫從床上滾到地上） 灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。 Wolf：（得意地拍拍肚子，翹起大拇指）Yummy!I'll sleep. Little Red Riding Hood：（高興地敲門）*a. Wolf：（裝扮成Grandma的聲音） Who is it? Little Red Riding Hood:It's me。
Little Red Riding Hood. What a strange noise! Wolf:Come in, Come in. Little Red Riding Hood：（蹦跳著進來，把籃子放在桌子上，走到床前一看，跳回幾步）Oh! What are big ears! Wolf:I can listen to your sweet voice. Little Red Riding Hood:Wow! What a big eyes! Wolf:I can see you pretty face. Little Red Riding Hood:Oh! What a big hand. Wolf:I can hug you. Little Red Riding Hood：（跪在床前，拉起Wolf的手，邊摸邊說）Look! What a big hands? Wolf：（從床上跳起來說）I can eat you! Little Red Riding Hood：（拼命地跑）Oh!No! No! Wolf：（追到Little Red Riding Hood，做吃狀，拍拍肚子說）It's delicious. I still sleep. I like sleeping. Hunter：（一邊拿著槍，一邊做尋找狀出場）Where's the wolf? Look! A door.（推門）The wolf is sleeping. Wolf：（發出呼呼的響聲） Hunter：（端起槍想打，又放下）What a big stomach！ （摸摸Wolf的肚子）Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside .I must be hurry.（從桌子上拿起剪刀，舉起） Look! Scissors. （做剪Wolf的肚子）Cut, cut, cut. Little Red Riding Hood/Grandma:Thank you. Hunter:Grandma ,give me some needles and * Riding Hood ,Give me some stones. Grandma：（從桌子上拿來針線） Little Red Riding Hood：（搬來幾個石頭）One, two, three. Hunter：（把小石頭裝進Wolf的衣服里） Grandma:I'll thread it. Hunter：（拿起槍）Woke up! Wolf：（起床，兩手托著大肚子）My stomach is so heavy. Hunter:You big bad wolf, raise your arms! Wolf：（邊跑邊說） Help! Don't shot me! Hunter： （開槍）Bang, bang! Wolf： （應聲倒下） Hunter:The bad wolf is dead. Little Red Riding Hood和Grandma:Yeah! Thank you. Little Red Riding Hood、Grandma、Hunter（一起鞠躬）： Thank you。
7.小紅帽中英文故事（簡短）急
Once upon a time there was a dear little girl who was loved by every one who looked at her, but most of all by her grandmother, and there was nothing that she would not have given to the child. Once she gave her a little cap of red velvet, which suited her so well that she would never wear anything else. So she was always called little red-cap. One day her mother said to her, come, little red-cap, here is a piece of cake and a bottle of wine. Take them to your grandmother, she is ill and weak, and they will do her good. Set out before it gets hot, and when you are going, walk nicely and quietly and do not run off the path, or you may fall and break the bottle, and then your grandmother will get nothing. And when you go into her room, don't forget to say, good-morning, and don't peep into every corner before you do it. I will take great care, said little red-cap to her mother, and gave her hand on it. The grandmother lived out in the wood, half a league from the village, and just as little red-cap entered the wood, a wolf met her. Red-cap did not know what a wicked creature he was, and was not at all afraid of him. "Good-day, little red-cap," said he. "Thank you kindly, wolf." "Whither away so early, little red-cap?" "To my grandmother's." "What have you got in your apron?" "Cake and wine. Yesterday was baking-day, so poor sick grandmother is to have something good, to make her stronger." "Where does your grandmother live, little red-cap?" "A good quarter of a league farther on in the wood. Her house stands under the three large oak-trees, the nut-trees are just below. You surely must know it," replied little red-cap. The wolf thought to himself, what a tender young creature. What a nice plump mouthful, she will be better to eat than the old woman. I must act craftily, so as to catch both. So he walked for a short time by the side of little red-cap, and then he said, "see little red-cap, how pretty the flowers are about here. Why do you not look round. I believe, too, that you do not hear how sweetly the little birds are singing. You walk gravely along as if you were going to school, while everything else out here in the wood is merry." Little red-cap raised her eyes, and when she saw the sunbeams dancing here and there through the trees, and pretty flowers growing everywhere, she thought, suppose I take grandmother a fresh nosegay. That would please her too. It is so early in the day that I shall still get there in good time. And so she ran from the path into the wood to look for flowers. And whenever she had picked one, she fancied that she saw a still prettier one farther on, and ran after it, and so got deeper and deeper into the wood. Meanwhile the wolf ran straight to the grandmother's house and knocked at the door. "Who is there?" "Little red-cap," replied the wolf. "She is bringing cake and wine. Open the door." "Lift the latch," called out the grandmother, "I am too weak, and cannot get up." The wolf lifted the latch, the door sprang open, and without saying a word he went straight to the grandmother's bed, and devoured her. Then he put on her clothes, dressed himself in her cap, laid himself in bed and drew the curtains. Little red-cap, however, had been running about picking flowers, and when she had gathered so many that she could carry no more, she remembered her grandmother, and set out on the way to her. She was surprised to find the cottage-door standing open, and when she went into the room, she had such a strange feeling that she said to herself, oh dear, how uneasy I feel to-day, and at other times I like being with grandmother so much. She called out, "good morning," but received no answer. So she went to the bed and drew back the curtains. There lay her grandmother with her cap pulled far over her face, and looking very strange. "Oh, grandmother," she said, "what big ears you have." "The better to hear you with, my child," was the reply. "But, grandmother, what big eyes you have," she said. "The better to see you with," my dear. "But, grandmother, what large hands you have." "The better to hug you with." "Oh, but, grandmother, what a terrible big mouth you have." "The better to eat you with." And scarcely had the wolf said this, than with one bound he was out of bed and swallowed up red-cap. When the wolf had appeased his appetite, he lay down again in the bed, fell asleep and began to snore very loud. The huntsman was just passing the house, and thought to himself, how the old woman is snoring. I must just see if she wants anything. So he went into the room, and when he came to the bed, he saw that the wolf was 。