華閱文章網1.求一英語舞臺劇,七至八人來演,簡單一些,十分鐘左右
英語劇本：驕傲的孔雀（A proud peacock） 小松鼠：（軟翻上） 小猴：（圍著小松鼠） Great! Great! Let me have a try. 棒極了！棒極了！讓我也來一個。
狐貍：（追上） Hi! You two, don't play any more. The forest concert is going to begin. 嗨！你們兩個，別再鬧了。 森林音樂會將要開始了。
You'd better go and prepare for it. 你們最好快去做準備工作吧！ 小猴：Look, I'm just preparing for it. 看，我不正在排練嗎？（準備前滾翻） 狐貍：You naught monkey! Don't play any more. 你這個調皮的猴子，別貪玩了。 小松鼠：Let's go! Little monkey！ 我們走吧！小猴！ 小猴：Would you like to go with us, Fox？ 你和我們一起走嗎？狐貍？ 狐貍：Thanks! But I'm going to invite the peacock to our concert. I'll be back soon. 謝謝！但我還要去請孔雀來參加我們的音樂會。
我馬上就回來。 松鼠、小猴：See you later！ 等會見！ 狐貍：See you later！ 等會見！ （自言自語地）My beautiful peacock. Where are you? Can you hear me？（狐貍下） 美麗的孔雀。
你在哪里？ 你能聽到我在叫你嗎？ 孔雀（上）：Hi, I'm a peacock! Look! How pretty I am! My colourfull feathers. 大家好！我是孔雀。看！我多漂亮啊！ 我五彩繽紛的羽毛。
My beautiful cockscomb. Who have these just like mine? Oh! What are you saying？ 美麗的冠子。 你們誰有呢？ 哦！你說什么？ Have I got any friends? Oh, no, no. I don't need any friends. My only friend is me. 我有沒有朋友？ 哦，不、不。
我不需要任何朋友。我自己就是我的朋友。
狐貍（上）：Hello! My beautiful peacock. I'm looking for you everywhere. 你好！美麗的孔雀。 我正到處找你呢。
孔雀：Looking for me？ 找我？ 狐貍：Oh, yes! We are holding a forest concert. Would you like to join us？ 哦，是的！我們要舉行一個森林音樂會。你愿意一起參加嗎？ 孔雀：Oh, no, no. I never play with any ugly ones. Look! Your ears are so long. 哦，不，不。
我從不和丑陋的人一起玩。看！你的耳朵這么長， They are too terrible. And all of your friends are ugly too. Do you think so？（對觀眾） 他們太可怕了。
并且你所有的朋友都和你一樣丑陋。你們說呢？ 狐貍：My beautiful peacock. You are too proud. That's bad for you. Although we are not beautiful. 美麗的孔雀， 你太驕傲了。
這對你不好。 雖然我們并不漂亮。
We'll help you when necessary. Please be our friend. And please take part in our concert. 但我們會幫助你在你困難的時候，請成為我們的朋友吧！并請參加我們的音樂劇吧！ We all like your dance. 我們都喜歡你跳舞。 孔雀：Oh, no, no. I never dance for any ugly ones. And I'll never need your helps. 哦，不，不，我從不為丑陋的人跳舞。
并且我不需要你們的幫助。 狐貍：My beautiful peacock…… 美麗的孔雀…… 孔雀：（打斷狐貍的話）Don't say any more. You ugly fox. 你別說了，丑陋的狐貍。
狐貍：Oh, I have to leave now. You are too proud. 哦，我必須走了。 你太驕傲了。
孔雀：（獨白）Oh, what a lovely day. The sun is shining brightly. Why not have a good sleep under 啊，陽光多好啊。 讓我在這樹下美美的睡上一覺。
this tall tree？ 大灰狼：（自言自語）I'm so hungry. I'm so hungry. Those elves are staying together. 我太餓了。 我太餓了。
那些小精靈們團結的那么緊。 I hear they are having a forest concert today. I have no chance to catch them. 我聽說他們又搞什么森林音樂會。
我連抓住他們的機會都沒有。 I'm so hungry. Oh, there's a big hole in the tree. What's in it? Is there something for me？ 我太餓了。
哦，那棵樹里有一個大洞。 那里面有什么呢？有什么可吃的呢？ Oh, what's that? A beautiful peacock. I think I won't be hungry any longer. 哦，那是什么？一只美麗的孔雀。
我想我不會再餓肚子了。 Look! The two fat arms. They are delicious. 看！那兩只結實的胳膊。
他們定是美味的。 孔雀：（驚嚇的）Oh! My god. Who's that? What are you doing for？ 哦！上帝啊！那是什么？你想干什么？ 大灰狼：Aha! I'm your good friend. Don't be afraid. 啊哈！我是你的好朋友。
別害怕。 孔雀：I haven't got any friends. 我從來沒有朋友。
大灰狼：That's OK! Otherwise I'll have no such a chance. 這就對了！否則的話我怎么會有這樣的機會呢？ 孔雀：You, you are a wolf. You evil one. 你，你是一只大灰狼。你想害我。
大灰狼：You are right. I'm so hungry. And you are my good dinner. 你說對了。 我太餓了。
你是我豐盛的午餐。 孔雀：Help! Help！….. 救命啊！救命啊！….. 大灰狼：Don't run away. My little dear！ 別跑，我的小乖乖。
猴子：（出）Listen! Someone is shouting help！ 聽！誰在喊救命！ 狐貍、松鼠：（跑上）Who is crying for help？ 誰在喊救命？ （幕內）孔雀：Help! Help! A big wolf is going to kill me！ 救命呀！救命呀！大灰狼要吃我了！ 松鼠：Perhaps it's the peacock. 好像是孔雀。 猴子：Oh, my god! A wolf is running after her. 。
2.八人的簡短英語小話劇,1分鐘左右,急需
THE ARAB IN THE DESERT
（沙漠里的阿拉伯人）
（旁白）：An Arab was walking along through the desert when he met two * men looked * Arab went over to them.
（阿拉伯人）：Have you lost one of your camels [k?m?l]?
（甲人）：Yes,he was.
（阿拉伯人）：Was he lame in the left foot and had he lost a tooth?
（乙人）：* tell us where he is.
（阿拉伯人）：I don't know.
（丙人）：Did someone tell you about him?
（阿拉伯人）：No.
（旁白）：The two men looked at each other in surprise. They came up close to him,took hold of him ,and shouted
（甲、乙、丙人）：Catch the thief!
（旁白）：At last,the man took him before judges ['d??d??z] .
（法官一）：We're judges ['d??d??z].
（法官二）：What's up?
（阿拉伯人）：I've never seen thier camel[k?m?l].This morning I saw tracks [tr?ks] of a lost camel.
（法官一）：En,What else?
（阿拉伯人）：He had lost a tooth,because he ate grass.
（法官二）：How clever person are you!I should learn from you.
（旁白）：Well,together the five men set out to look for the lost anmal.
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3.急需一個8人的簡短話劇,一定要8人
8個人？難得找個這么多人的本子.THE MASK 面膜 劇情大意： Julie是一個很愛美的高中生，在班上人緣很好，但是她愛美的個性使得她變得有些自傲。
對於外貌毫不在意的Cathy，因此是跟Julie完全搭不上線的同班同學。一天下午，Julie在跟哥哥聊天后發現自己臉上長了一個很大的膿皰，於是她將浴室里那瓶神奇面膜敷在臉上，隔天早上起床后，可怕的事情就發生了…… Narrator Julie Cathy Debbie Teresa David Julie's dad Julie's mom Classmate A Classmate B Classmate C Classmate D Scene 1 Narrator: Julie is a very pretty girl who is popular with her classmates. But she has a serious problem—she is vain. One day, during lunch hour at school, the two pretty girls are talking which color nail polish to put on. Debbie: What colors should I put on nails for the math class? Look, my calculator is black but my shoes are pink. Maybe I can choose both of the colors. That will be cool. Teresa: What about me? I don't know which color I should put on for the PE class, either. My sneakers are blue and the athlete uniform is orange. Would you advise me? (Cathy comes in)Oh hi, Cath, what do you think—blue or orange? Cathy: Gosh, I don't know. Is this important? (Answer impatiently) (The other girls laugh) Debbie: God, you don't know anything, do you, Cathy? Teresa: Yeah, you don't even brush your hair in the mornings. Scarecrow!32313133353236313431303231363533e59b9ee7ad9431333239303862(The other girls laugh at Cathy louder.) Cathy: At least I'm not stupid like you! Don't you have something better to talk about than make-up? Teresa: You are just jealous of us because you're so ugly! Cathy: How dare you! (Cathy shouted, trying not to cry, and turn to Julie) Tell them to shut up! Narrator: Julie is offended by Cathy. She thinks Teresa is right. Julie: Look in the mirror, Cathy. (The three of them walk out.) (Cathy is irritated and tears drop.) Scene 2 Narrator: The same evening, Julie is trying to do her science homework when her brother comes in. David: Do you have the money I lent you last week, Julie? Julie: Sorry, Dave. I bought some mascara yesterday. David: But you promised! I need it for the movies tonight! Julie: It was an emergency! David: Huh, your priorities are all wrong, sis. (Notice a pimple on Julie's face.) Nice pimple you have there, by the way. Julie: Pimple?! What pimple?! (Julie runs to look in the mirror) Aaaargh!! It's huge! It's so big! David: Ha ha ha, with all that make-up you use, I'm not surprised. (Laugh and leave.) Narrator: Of course Julie is in shock. Now this is really an emergency. (Julie stops doing her homework and goes straight to the bathroom. She found a jar of “Miraculous Herbal Mask for pimples” and read the instructions.) Julie: (Read slowly) Put a small amount on the affected area and leave on for twenty minutes max. Wash off with warm water. (Talk to herself) Excellent, so if I put a large amount of this on my whole face over night, it will be even better, right? (Julie puts the mask on her whole face and lies on her bed.) Narrator: So that's exactly what she did and went to bed looking like Godzilla! (Lights off) Scene 3 (The alarm clock goes off at six o'clock) Narrator: It's another beautiful day. Julie wakes up at the six o'clock. She walks to the bathroom to wash her face, but there's something wrong…（Julie tries every way to wash off the mask.） Narrator: She tries warm water, hot water, and cold water. Use her fingers, a sponge, even her toothbrush! The rock hard and bright green mask stays well on her face. She couldn't even move her mouth to speak. (Julie wants to speak but she can't. She runs to her parents' room with the jar of mask) Narrator: She goes to her parents' room and wakes them up. (Julie wakes her parents up. Her mom opens her eyes and screams.) Mom: Aaaargh! (Waking up her father.) Father: Julie, is that you? (Julie nods) What is that on your face? Julie: Grgmmf…hrmmphgh…gh. (Julie shows her parents the mask jar. Then they understand.) Mom: You silly girl, can you follow the simple instruction? Don't you do experiments in science any more or what? Julie: Gffrr… Dad: Right. Get dressed, Julie. You're going to school. I'm sure the mask will come off sooner or later. Jule: HHRGGHHDD!! Mom: Yes, dear. Be patient. Narrator: Julie couldn't believe her ears. School! Looking like a green monster. How could she face her classmates today? Scene 4 Classmate A: Look at that. Is that Julie? Classmate B: Oh, my god. She looks so funny! Classmate A: Yeah, How could she come to school like this? Classmate B: She's just like the green giant—Hulk. (They both laugh at Julie) Debbie: 。
4.求8人英語小品劇本
英語小品劇本 -- 孫悟空vs豬八戒 An English play---- Pig Guy has been defeated by Monkey King 悟空：師傅，是不是太累了？休息一下再走吧。
Master, are you tired? Let's have a rest. 唐僧：沒關系，前面不遠就有人家了，到了那里再休息吧。 I am fine. Let's have a rest later. Look! There is a house over there. 悟空仔細地攙扶唐僧繼續行走，同時另一邊老頭、老媽、小媳婦出場。
小媳婦（做哭狀）：爹、媽，我…… Daddy, mommy, I, I … 老頭：女兒，快走吧，不然那豬精來了，就走不了了。 Honey, hurry up. The spirit is coming soon. 小媳婦走幾步又回頭跑回老媽的懷里，抱頭痛哭。
老頭在一邊嘆息，擦淚。 唐僧、悟空走到他們面前。
悟空：師傅，到了。 Master, here we are. 唐僧（走到老頭面前行禮，悟空看見了正在哭的母女倆，覺得奇怪，上下打量）：老施主，我是從 東土大唐前往西天取經的和尚，想借貴地休息一晚，不知方便否？ Excuse me, sir. I am the monk from the east. Can we stay over here tonight？ 老頭（做哽咽狀）：哦，是東土大唐來的高僧啊，可以可以。
（別過臉去繼續哭泣） Oh, you are the monk from the east. Sure. Sure, come in, please …… 唐僧正在奇怪，老媽聞聲抬起頭，仔細打量唐僧，突然撲到唐僧面前。 老媽：高僧啊，你可要救救我的女兒，救救我們一家啊。
Master, please save my daughter, save my family… 唐僧：老施主休要傷心，有什么事慢慢說。 Don't be sad, madam. Take it easy. What happened？ 老頭：高僧有所不知，我們這里有一只豬精，今天要來跟我女兒成親，大家都斗不過它，現在正 準備把女兒送出去逃避 Master, there is a spirit here. He wants to marry my daughter, tonight. We are all afraid of him. 唐僧：施主莫怕，我這徒弟本領高強，也許他能幫上你們。
Calm down, sir. My apprentice has great capability. Maybe, he can help you. 老頭：唉，高僧啊，以前也來過自稱本領高強的師傅，結果都被這豬精打跑了。今天你們就躲著 別出來了吧。
Alas! , master, there have been many people who boast to be very capable. But every time, they were defeated by the spirit. You'd better keep away tonight. 悟空：噢，有這么厲害的妖怪？我倒要會他一會。待會你們只管躲起來，外面發生什么事，都不 用管。
What? Is the spirit really so strong? I'd like to see how great he is. All of you just stay inside. Don't come out no matter what happens. 這時起了風聲（音樂），老頭一家嚇得站起來混身發抖。小媳婦嚇得直往老媽懷里鉆。
悟空鎮定 地舉手示意，讓師傅及老頭一家人躲到房間里面去。自己也手搭涼篷看了看，便不慌不忙地也躲 在了門后，露出一段紅袖子。
豬八戒大笑著耀武揚威地走上場來，嘴里大喊：小娘子，我來了。 Darling, here I am. 站在臺上停一下，見沒有動靜，覺得奇怪，往房屋里看去，見露出一段紅袖子，高興地一拍手掌。
八戒：小娘子還害羞呢，不敢出來見老豬嗎？來，來，來，我們就要是夫妻了，還害什么羞呀。 Darling, don't be so shy! Please come to me. Come on, we will be a couple. 豬八戒跑上去輕輕拉住紅袖子，把小娘子拖了出來，小娘子作出害羞的樣子，有時又做出猴子的 模樣。
八戒：小娘子，不用怕，我雖然長得丑，但本領高強，一定會讓你過上好日子的。 Darling, don't be afraid. Although I am ugly, I am so powerful. I am sure that I can make you happy. 小娘子笑著點頭，抓耳撓腮。
八戒：小娘子，你高興的時候干嘛要像猴子一樣？ Darling, why do you look like a monkey ？ 小娘子：我一高興就覺得癢，所以就抓一抓。 When I am happy, I always tickle. 八戒：高興就好，高興就好。
我們快入洞房吧。 Fine, let's go to the bedroom. 八戒拉住小娘子就往房子里面鉆。
小娘子作出動腦筋的樣子，又把八戒拉回來。 八戒：哇，小娘子，你好大的力氣啊，干嘛把我拉出來啊？ Darling. Why are you so powerful？ 小娘子：夫君，你這模樣進去會嚇著我的父母的，還是去你家里吧。
Honey, your appearance will frighten my parents. We'd better go to your home. 八戒：去我家？那太好了，我們這就走吧。 Go to my house?OK. that's a great idea. Let's go. 兩人走了幾步，小女子做出腿疼摔了一下的樣子，八戒忙扶起她，作出痛惜的樣子。
小女子：我一個弱女子，哪里能走這么遠？夫君背我吧。 I cannot walk any further. Can you carry me on your back？ 八戒：背你？好，好，好。
誰讓你是我的媳婦呢？ Carry you on my back? All right. Youre my wife after all. Come on. 八戒把小女子背上：娘子，我們這就出發了。 Darling, Lets go. 小女子（在八戒頭上一點）：走吧，呆子。
Okay. Let's go. 音樂響起（直到八戒摔倒）。八戒在臺上走一圈，做出越走越慢，越走越累的樣子。
小女子在他背 上抓耳撓腮，非常高興。 八戒：小娘子，你怎么這么重啊？ Darling, why are you so heavy？ 小女子：不是我重，只怕是你不想背我吧？ Do you think so? Dont you want to carry me？） 八戒：不，不，不，我背，我背。
Yes, I do. I do. 繼續。
5.求6到8人的英語小短劇
SW-白雪公主 Q-皇后 M-魔鏡 H-獵人P-白馬王子 D-小矮人 音樂起，旁白 A long time ago, In a beautiful kingdom, there lived a young king and queen, the people loved them so much; the queen died while giving birth to a girl, her name was Snow White, She was a beautiful princess. Year passed, the king got married again, The people didn't love the new queen, because she was cruel. One day, In the king's palace： ----白雪出場 S.w: My name is Snow white , I am a beautiful princess, I miss my mother so much, Where is my mother ? Where is my mother ？ 音樂起，皇后、魔鏡出場 Q: I am a queen , I'm very beautiful , Where is Mirror ? Mirror , Mirror on the wall , who's the most beautiful ? M: Snow white is much more beautiful than you ! Q: Hunter, go kill Snow white . 獵 人 出 場 H: Yes, my queen 音樂起，獵人追趕白雪，公主驚慌出逃 S.w: Help me ,help me, please, please ！ 白雪順利脫逃后 S.w: I am tried and hungry, oh, there is a little house , I will eat a little and lie down. 音樂起，7個小矮人出場， D: 1\Look, somebody ate my food---- 2\Somebody drank my water---- 3\Someone is sleeping now---- 4\What a beautiful girl！---- 小矮人睡覺----音樂起公主先醒了----小矮人醒了----對話 5\How do you do? S.w: How do you do? My name is Snow white … Nice to meet you! D：（齊說）Nice to meet you ,too---- 6\ welcome to our house!---- 7\Would you like to live here? S.W: My pleasure, thank you very much! D: Let's go out for our work, bye-bye, Snow white. 皇后、魔鏡出場 Q: Mirror, mirror on the wall , who's the most beautiful? M: Snow white is much more beautiful than you! Q: What ? Snow white is not dead ? Hahaha, I got a good idea！ 音樂起，皇后扮演老太太出場，對話 Q: Apple ,apple, beautiful apple, S.w: Hello, Good morning grandma! Q: pretty girl ,would you like a bite? S.w: Oh, yes ,thank you grandma！ 白雪公主咬一口后倒地 Q: The girl is dead! Hahaha… 小矮人出場、圍著公主哭 Snow white wake up, wake up… 音樂起，小矮人引著王子出場 P: A beautiful girl! She shall be my queen！ 王子喚醒公主，公主醒了 P:Wake up ! Wake up , my queen ! S.w: Thank you for your help ! P: My pleasure ！ 音樂起，小矮人、公主、王子跳起歡快的舞。
On The Way Home回家的路上 Six high school students are walking on their way home, talking, laughing， 。 六個高中生走在回家的路上，一邊聊天，一邊笑. A: hey, guys, what are you going to do when you get home？ 喂，哥們，你們放學后干什么啊？ B: I'm going to watch the soccer game * parents won't let me watch in the early morning.I'm so mad at them. 我要看足球重播.我爸媽不讓我大清早起來看.我還在生他們的氣呢. All:(sing)If you're mad and you know it stamp your feet(everybody stamps his feet) 大伙（唱） 如果你知道你生氣你就跺跺你的腳（跺腳） C: I think I'm going to get something to eat first. I'm so hungry. 我一回家就要找吃的.餓死我了. ALL:(Sing) If you're hungry and you know it touch your tummy,mmm。
(everybody toches his tummy) 大伙（唱）如果你知道你餓了你就摸摸你的肚皮（摸肚皮） A:(to D) what about you? A（對D說） 你呢？ D:(pretend to yawn)I can't wait to lie down on my sofa. I'm so sleepy.(yawn again) D：（裝打哈欠）我恨不得馬上躺在沙發上.真困！（打哈欠） All except E:(sing)If you're sleepy and you know it take a nap(pretend to take a nap while yawning) 大伙E除外：（唱）如果你知道你困了你就打個盹（打盹） all of a sudden, A realizes E is nowhere to be found. 突然，A 意識到E不見了. A:(to F)E,where is E? A（對F說） E, F 呢？ F: I have no idea. He was with us one minute ago. 不知道呀.剛才還在啊. Eeverybody turns around looking for E. 大伙四處尋找E B: Look! there he is! (pointing ) 在那！ 他在那！（手指遠處） C: oh oh, he is with a stray dog. 不好了，他和一個流浪狗在一起. D: I know he likes dogs. 他喜歡狗. F: but that dog looks mean. 但那狗樣子很兇唉. A: we'd better tell him to stay away from that mean looking dog. 我們快叫他別理那狗. Everybody: (shouting) E! Come back! Come Back！ 大伙（大聲叫）E！ 回來！回來！ B: Oh my god! He is bleeding！ 天啊！他流血了！ D: The dog bit him！ 他被狗咬了！ F: Hurry up！ 快過去看看！ Everybody runs to E. E moans in pain.(pretend moaning) 大伙跑過去.E 疼痛地叫著（裝疼叫） ALL: (to E)are you all right？ 你怎么樣？ E: (shakes his head and keeps moaning) （搖頭，疼叫） A: let's call for help！ 快叫救護.！ All: help! Help！ 有人被狗咬了！有人被狗咬了！ They can not find any help nearby. 附近沒有人. B: Let me carry him to the hospital. 我背他去醫院吧！ All: let's go！ 走！ B picks up E and carries him on his back. B 背起E. They go to t。
6.求8人英語小品劇本
英語小品劇本 -- 孫悟空vs豬八戒 An English play---- Pig Guy has been defeated by Monkey King 悟空：師傅，是不是太累了？休息一下再走吧。
Master, are you tired? Let's have a rest. 唐僧：沒關系，前面不遠就有人家了，到了那里再休息吧。 I am fine. Let's have a rest later. Look! There is a house over there. 悟空仔細地攙扶唐僧繼續行走，同時另一邊老頭、老媽、小媳婦出場。
小媳婦（做哭狀）：爹、媽，我…… Daddy, mommy, I, I … 老頭：女兒，快走吧，不然那豬精來了，就走不了了。 Honey, hurry up. The spirit is coming soon. 小媳婦走幾步又回頭跑回老媽的懷里，抱頭痛哭。
老頭在一邊嘆息，擦淚。 唐僧、悟空走到他們面前。
悟空：師傅，到了。 Master, here we are. 唐僧（走到老頭面前行禮，悟空看見了正在哭的母女倆，覺得奇怪，上下打量）：老施主，我是從 東土大唐前往西天取經的和尚，想借貴地休息一晚，不知方便否？ Excuse me, sir. I am the monk from the east. Can we stay over here tonight？ 老頭（做哽咽狀）：哦，是東土大唐來的高僧啊，可以可以。
（別過臉去繼續哭泣） Oh, you are the monk from the east. Sure. Sure, come in, please …… 唐僧正在奇怪，老媽聞聲抬起頭，仔細打量唐僧，突然撲到唐僧面前。 老媽：高僧啊，你可要救救我的女兒，救救我們一家啊。
Master, please save my daughter, save my family… 唐僧：老施主休要傷心，有什么事慢慢說。 Don't be sad, madam. Take it easy. What happened？ 老頭：高僧有所不知，我們這里有一只豬精，今天要來跟我女兒成親，大家都斗不過它，現在正 準備把女兒送出去逃避 Master, there is a spirit here. He wants to marry my daughter, tonight. We are all afraid of him. 唐僧：施主莫怕，我這徒弟本領高強，也許他能幫上你們。
Calm down, sir. My apprentice has great capability. Maybe, he can help you. 老頭：唉，高僧啊，以前也來過自稱本領高強的師傅，結果都被這豬精打跑了。今天你們就躲著 別出來了吧。
Alas! , master, there have been many people who boast to be very capable. But every time, they were defeated by the spirit. You'd better keep away tonight. 悟空：噢，有這么厲害的妖怪？我倒要會他一會。待會你們只管躲起來，外面發生什么事，都不 用管。
What? Is the spirit really so strong? I'd like to see how great he is. All of you just stay inside. Don't come out no matter what happens. 這時起了風聲（音樂），老頭一家嚇得站起來混身發抖。小媳婦嚇得直往老媽懷里鉆。
悟空鎮定 地舉手示意，讓師傅及老頭一家人躲到房間里面去。自己也手搭涼篷看了看，便不慌不忙地也躲 在了門后，露出一段紅袖子。
豬八戒大笑著耀武揚威地走上場來，嘴里大喊：小娘子，我來了。 Darling, here I am. 站在臺上停一下，見沒有動靜，覺得奇怪，往房屋里看去，見露出一段紅袖子，高興地一拍手掌。
八戒：小娘子還害羞呢，不敢出來見老豬嗎？來，來，來，我們就要是夫妻了，還害什么羞呀。 Darling, don't be so shy! Please come to me. Come on, we will be a couple. 豬八戒跑上去輕輕拉住紅袖子，把小娘子拖了出來，小娘子作出害羞的樣子，有時又做出猴子的 模樣。
八戒：小娘子，不用怕，我雖然長得丑，但本領高強，一定會讓你過上好日子的。 Darling, don't be afraid. Although I am ugly, I am so powerful. I am sure that I can make you happy. 小娘子笑著點頭，抓耳撓腮。
八戒：小娘子，你高興的時候干嘛要像猴子一樣？ Darling, why do you look like a monkey ？ 小娘子：我一高興就覺得癢，所以就抓一抓。 When I am happy, I always tickle. 八戒：高興就好，高興就好。
我們快入洞房吧。 Fine, let's go to the bedroom. 八戒拉住小娘子就往房子里面鉆。
小娘子作出動腦筋的樣子，又把八戒拉回來。 八戒：哇，小娘子，你好大的力氣啊，干嘛把我拉出來啊？ Darling. Why are you so powerful？ 小娘子：夫君，你這模樣進去會嚇著我的父母的，還是去你家里吧。
Honey, your appearance will frighten my parents. We'd better go to your home. 八戒：去我家？那太好了，我們這就走吧。 Go to my house?OK. that's a great idea. Let's go. 兩人走了幾步，小女子做出腿疼摔了一下的樣子，八戒忙扶起她，作出痛惜的樣子。
小女子：我一個弱女子，哪里能走這么遠？夫君背我吧。 I cannot walk any further. Can you carry me on your back？ 八戒：背你？好，好，好。
誰讓你是我的媳婦呢？ Carry you on my back? All right. Youre my wife after all. Come on. 八戒把小女子背上：娘子，我們這就出發了。 Darling, Lets go. 小女子（在八戒頭上一點）：走吧，呆子。
Okay. Let's go. 音樂響起（直到八戒摔倒）。八戒在臺上走一圈，做出越走越慢，越走越累的樣子。
小女子在他背 上抓耳撓腮，非常高興。 八戒：小娘子，你怎么這么重啊？ Darling, why are you so heavy？ 小女子：不是我重，只怕是你不想背我吧？ Do you think so? Dont you want to carry me？） 八戒：不，不，不，我背，我背。
Yes, I do. I do. 繼續。
7.求8人英語話劇劇本
Whose FaultCast Mr. Green Miss Blue Police Nurse Doctor Daughter -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Scene I (Green Garden St.) (During the rush hours, when the street is crowded , Mr. Green is driving past the red light , unexpectedly a car accident happens。
Two people came out of their cars angrily。) Miss Blue: Oh! It's you, Mr. Green。
Do you know how to drive your car? Mr. Green: You see that I was driving across the road! Wow! There is a dent on my beloved BENZ. Miss Blue: My BMW has got a dent too, you should compensate me. (While they are quarrelling, later on, the police comes.) Police: What's happened? Mr. Green: She has bumped into my car! Miss Blue: No! It is himself that drove past the red light。 (Quarrel again 。
) Police: Has any one been injured? Mr. Green: I feel headache , foot ache , ache very much. Miss Blue: I ache all over too. (Both of them mourn painfully。) Police: Then I'll call an ambulance (O-E-O-E 。
). -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Scene II (Blue Sky Hospital-Emergency) (Ambulance sends them to the hospital) Nurse: Who is injured? (Both of them say it is themselves at the same time。) Nurse: What's your name, Mr.? Mr. Green: Call me DPP Green. Nurse: (Unhappy facial expression) Oh! Go to the corner and sit there. Mr. Green: But 。
(nurse interrupts) Nurse: Go! Don't speak any words。..what's your name, Miss? Miss Blue: My name is KMT Blue. Nurse: (gentle and smiles) Oh, Miss this side, please. Would you tell me how you are feeling? Miss Blue: Oh! I ache all over。
Nurse: OK! I'll help you stop the pain first, and then the doctor will treat you in a while. (Mr. Green comes over to require medical treatment, but rejected) Mr. Green: Nurse, I。I feel。
Nurse: Wait there, didn't you hear me? (Mr. Green goes back helplessly, the doctor comes over at this moment。) Nurse: The young lady called KMT Blue。
KMT Blue. Doctor: Ok! I see。 How are you, Miss? Miss Blue: I got an car accident and I ache all over。
Doctor: (Check) It's ok。don't worry about it. I'll give you some medicine. You'll get well soon。
Miss Blue: Thank you, doctor.. (Miss Blue leaves.) Doctor: Next one. (Mr. Green comes in and Dr. reads his medical record) You are called DPP Green! Mr. Green: Yeah! Any problem with that ? Doctor: Hmm。
(Consider) DPP Green (Raise up voice)? What's wrong with you? Mr. Green: I ache all over-headache, toothache and foot ache (The doctor interrupts him impatiently) 。 Doctor: I。
I。 I see, Miss Lin – give Mr. Green an injection。
Mr. Green: What? An injection? (Nurse takes out the syringe) Nurse: Where do you want to inject? (Mr. Green is frightened and shivering 。) Mr. Green: Well, doctor 。
that 。I do not ache anymore, I。
I want to leave. Nurse: Wait! Don't go。 (Nurse pulls Mr. Green and forces him to enter the injection room) Mr. Green: Wow! 。
That hurts! (Miss Blue goes out of the emergency room, but Mr. Green leaves in terrible pain.) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Scene III (Taiwan House) (Both of them come back home, then open the door and go into the house at the same time。
) Daughter: Dad 。Mom 。
What happened to both of you? Dad, you look pale. Mom, you look terrible, too. Mr. Green: I would not be like this if not for your mother。 Miss Blue: What! That is your father's fault and he blames me impudently for。
(Daughter is cold and shrugs–then watching TV) Daughter: Oh! I understand it. Even since the Presidential Election, there's no peace in our home. (Both of them are still quarrelling 。.)-------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------場景一（綠色花園街）（在繁忙時間，擁擠的街道時，格林先生是開車過去的紅燈，突然一輛汽車發生意外。
兩個人走出他們的汽車憤怒。）藍小姐：噢！這是你，格林先生。
你知道如何駕駛您的車嗎？格林先生：你看，我是馬路對面駕駛！哇！有一個我心愛的奔馳凹痕。藍小姐：我的寶馬也得到了一個凹痕，你應該賠償我。
（雖然他們爭吵，后來，警察來。）警察：什么事？格林先生：她撞到我的車！藍小姐：不！這是他自己開車過去的紅燈。
（再次爭吵。）警察：任何一個受到損害？格林先生：我感到頭痛，腳酸痛，疼痛非常。
藍小姐：我也很痛。（他們都痛苦地悼念。）
警察：那我就打電話叫救護車（OEOE 。）.（藍天醫院緊急）（救護車送他們到醫院）護士：是誰受傷？（他們說這是雙方在同一時間自己。）
護士：你叫什么名字，先生？格林先生：叫我民進黨綠色。護士：（不愉快的表情）哦！轉到角落，坐在那里。
格林先生：但是。 （護士中斷）護士：去吧！不要說任何話。
..你叫什么名字，小姐？藍小姐：我的名字是國民黨的藍色。護士：（溫柔微笑）哦，小姐這邊請。
8.5分鐘英語話劇帶翻譯8人最好在校園
英語話劇劇本：搞笑英語話劇：三笑三國 （7個人表演）開場介紹： Ladies and gentlemen,let me introduct the actor. The first is zhaoyun,he is the most actor * his black brother zhangfei ,and there boss liubei .don't forgot the other side Mr cao,and his adviser JiangGan,and the most strong XiaHou * last,don't forget who behind the scenes ME----the Director. 第一幕：人物，趙云 夏侯惇 曹操 蔣干 旁白：就在剛才不久，一個黑大漢從曹操軍中救出劉備之子劉阿斗，現在正向這里殺過來，他就是張飛！！！（趙云出場）Not too long ago,a black general saved the son of LiuBei ,Liu A *,he is coming. His name is Zhangfei. 趙云：no！本人姓趙名云，乃常山子龍也！ no! my family name is zhao my middle name is yun and my given name is zilong ~ （趙云從背后拿出一坨布，代表阿斗） 趙云：看！這就是主公的最后一點骨血！劉阿斗！我從火場之中把他救出，而我自己的臉卻早已……唉……化作焦炭！（顧影自憐狀）look! this is the last blood of the boss ! liu e dou . i took him out from the fire ,but my face hane already 。
ai ~. （夏侯敦挺著槍呈貓腰狀殺出） 夏侯敦：小賊，莫跑，要不然我就大開殺戒了（沖到） Children, stop there or i will kill you （趙云左手抱阿斗，右手與之搏斗） 趙云：可惡！居然敢偷襲我！fuck,!! you bitch dare to attack me ？？ （二人裝腔作勢打斗數招） 趙云：看我九陰白骨爪！！stop!! wait!!! one two three。 nine dark white bone fingers！！ 夏侯敦：唔！（倒地） oh my gad i'm over 趙云：此地不宜久留，還是快去尋主公！（下）yeah~ bitch i will go to look for my boss , goodbye~ （曹操、蔣干二人上） 曹操：沒想到我們初次出兵便殺得敵人望風而逃！真可謂出師未捷身先死。
長使英雄淚滿襟！ I didn't expect that we can beat the enemy with our first * reminds me of a poem, "Dead Before the Ship Even Sank. Long the hero Tearful" 蔣干：丞相，您說這話，真不見得怎么吉利。 Prime minister,It does not sound good about what you have said； （曹操險些被地上的夏侯敦絆倒） 曹操：咦？這是誰扔的西瓜皮？（轉身，看見倒在地上的夏侯敦）Huh? Who threw the banana rind？ 曹操：是夏侯愛卿。
難道他又在搞什么行為藝術？？Do not Xiahou Dun?Is he engaged in what is called performance art？ （蔣干上前將夏侯敦一頓拍打，二人站起） 曹操：夏侯愛卿為何要在地上裝西瓜皮？？Why do you want to install banana rind on the ground？ 夏侯敦：有一人臉如黑炭 手抱孩子there is a very black people witha baby in his band 蔣干：是敵人的保姆！還帶個孩子！！！it Is enemy's maid with a child in his arm. 曹操：那你呢？What did you do？ 夏侯敦：i i i…… i rushed to him and fight with him i'mfightting fightting fightting我 我…… 我沖上去與之打斗 打 打 打 曹操：然后呢？What then？ 蔣干：丞相，看來是夏侯將軍殺退了敵人！ Prime minister, it is likely that general Xiahou has defeated the enemy 夏侯敦：唔唔！（手勢如下：指指門外，右手作“九”的樣子，隨即作全身發冷狀，然后指向自己的衣服，再指向曹操，作爪擊狀） 曹操：然后呢？ Then what happened？ 夏侯敦：no no no I was defeated he used the nine cloud white bone finger ,it's so terrible （曹操、蔣干二人將夏侯敦拉起） 曹操：如此看來，敵人應該還沒有走遠。咱們乘勝追擊！（慷慨狀）It seems that the enemy should not go far. Let's run after them. 蔣干：有時候我真的很佩服丞相您這樂觀的心理……（贊同狀） Sometimes I really admires prime minister very much about your optimistic psychology 。
夏侯敦：唔！唔唔唔~！（掄起兩拳，作欲與敵人搏斗狀）（三人下）第二幕：人物：劉備 張飛 諸葛亮 趙云 （劉備、張飛、諸葛亮三人上）旁白：這是的劉備一行人正在軍營外觀看敵情~~~LiuBei and his team are looking something out of his military camp. 、（諸葛亮走在前面，張飛、劉備二人緊跟其后） 諸葛亮：（轉頭）主公啊，按理說是您走先啦！（恭敬狀）old liu ah,you should walk in front of us! Is not it？劉備：不啦，軍師您身后有好大塊蔭涼，躲在這里避避暑也不錯。
No,it's very cool that I stand just behind you,I can avoid summer heat 諸葛亮：（眺望狀）主公，如果我所料不錯，現在馬上就要下雨了！liu ah,come here! I tell you a secret! I think it is about to rain！ 劉備：先生神算！人所不及！不知先生如何知道將要下雨？great prediction!No one can compare with you!just wonder how do you know it's going to rain？ 諸葛亮：首先，天氣預報說今天有雨；其次，（以手指前方）看天，那邊有一塊黑云來了！First,the weather report told us it is going to rain today;second,look at the sky,so many dark clouds are coming！ （趙云上） 張飛：哇！那就是子龍啊，想不到這一會不見子龍就換了個新桌面啊！Ha! That is person who called long ah, I could not believe that you have changd a new tabletop w。
9.8人搞笑英語短劇5至8分鐘
(Introduction): Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the * I太子丹（上，掏出鏡子梳頭，做自戀狀）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world？ （畫外音：It's you, Prince Dan！ 太子丹高興狀） Thank u mirror！ （面對觀眾） I'm Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do？ （向幕里大叫） Where is my minister？ 阿三（畢恭畢敬） ： Honey, I am coming.太子丹：I've told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”！阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作殺狀）太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent！（二十一世紀最需要的是什么，人才！這句話要跟觀眾交流，最好由觀眾來回答，然后拍阿三肩膀，做贊許狀） Good idea! But who is the right candidate？阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK？阿三：* II（《十面埋伏》中劉德華&金成武決斗時的音樂）荊軻Are you Li mochou？李莫愁Yes.荊軻OK. I'm Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers' world.李莫愁Are you challenging me？荊軻Off course！ 聳聳肩表示同意李莫愁Come on！音樂起兩人沖上前來“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，兩刀砍死你啊。
”李莫愁倒地荊軻大笑李莫愁痛苦狀：What happened? Why aren't you hurt？荊軻： We don\'t need any reason to win a person. Don\'t we? Do we？ （贏一個人需要理由么，不需要么，需要么？）李莫愁：Momma always said: \"Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou. You never know what you\'re gonna get.\" I got it, Momma is right.荊軻再次大笑太子丹上（抱拳）：How are you？荊柯：Fine, thank you, and you？太子丹：Oh my God! Could you give me an innovative answer to “How are you”？荊柯：Sure！太子丹：How are you？ 荊柯：Fine, thank you, and your wife？太子丹暈倒荊柯：Hey, man, I'm kidding！太子丹：Oh, I'm kidding too！（畢恭畢敬）May I have your name card, please？荊軻從兜里掏出一卷紙，上面寫著：To be or not to be, that's a question.阿三：Hero,we need your help. 荊柯：I am busy now！太子丹：You can get a lot of money.荊柯：I am very busy now！阿三：IC, ID, IQ card？荊柯：I am very very busy now！阿三（手指上場的美女，激動狀）： Look! She is the most beautiful girl in the world. If you say O.K., she is yours.荊柯（流口水）：I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love！阿三：What? What's the TCM？荊柯； Hey, guy! You look so smart but why you didn't know TCM? Any of them can give you the answer.阿三：Excuse me? What's the TCM？觀眾甲：TCM - Traditional Chinese MM .太子丹：I must show you the trump card. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Lipton Slimming tea. It is a brand new product of Unilever China.荊柯（激動）：Slimming tea! I have dreamed of it for thousands of times. My wife always threatens to leave me if I couldn't reduce my weight.阿三：You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I'm very glad, you still have to speak up. Take it! Do you really like? Really？你不是真的想要吧？難道你真的想要嗎……（《No matter》音樂起，荊軻先與阿三跳探戈，擁入懷中，又甩出去，阿三做嘔吐狀。
然后荊軻與太子丹跳倫巴，最后太子丹擺一個女性化的造型，向后彎腰并抬其中一條腿，荊軻做調戲狀。）荊柯（誠懇狀） Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for you.太子丹與阿三（撞胯，擊掌）Yeah! Action Ш（《大話西游》主題曲響起）荊珂挽著妻子，太子丹，阿三在后.阿三：Hero, we have already reached Yishui River.荊珂：Just stop here, please. Farewell, my friends太子丹：I will miss you, baby.（太子丹，阿三下。
停頓。《泰坦尼克號》主題曲起，荊軻與妻子做Jack和rose在船頭的經典造型，忽然荊軻看到一個美女——此時一個中國古典美女經過，向荊軻拋媚眼，并拋下定情手絹。
荊軻高興的盯著美女看，妻子發覺不對，扭過頭來。）荊珂（急忙收斂）：Darling, I 。
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