華閱文章網1.搞笑簡短的英語小品
The little girl liked wearing a red coat. So everybody called her Little Red * day, her grandma had a cold. Her mother said to Little Red Coat, “my dear, send some bananas and cakes to your grandma.”As she walked through the forest, a wolf saw her, “Hello, litter girl. Where are you going?”“I'm going to my grandma's house. She has got a cold.” Said Little Red Coat.“Where does she live?” asked the wolf.“She lives in the house near the forest. There are some big trees in front of her house.” Said Little Red Coat. “Bye-bye, little girl.” The wolf ran to the grandma's *a asked, “Who is it?”“It's me, Little Red Coat.” said the wolf.“Come in, please.”The big wolf opened the door and walked into the room. He ate Grandma * put on Grandma's coat and trousers. Then he lay in * Red Coat walked into her grandma's room. “What big eyes you have got, Grandma!” she said.“Because I want to see your pretty face.”said the wolf.“What a big mouth you have got, Grandma!”she said.“Because I want to eat you, my dear.”said the wolf.“Oh, no!”cried the little * bad wolf ate Little Red Coat, * wolf was sleeping on Grandma's * this time, a hunter came and saw the wolf. “What a big stomach he has got! Grandma must be in his stomach.”thought the * hunter cut open the wolf. Grandma and Little Red Coat were still alive. They jumped out of the *a and Little Red Coat were very happy. “Thank you.”they said to the hunter.
幫你沾來的，呵呵
2.搞笑的英語短話劇
演 出 陣 容Directors： 竇祥睿 Writers： 蔡佳佩、竇祥睿 Actors: Elizabeth：潘琬玲（女主角） Darcy： （男主角） Jane：蔡佳佩 *： 王玉慧 Wickham： 王志得 Bingley： 紀偉凡 Lydia： 李欣蓉 Servant： 許毓芬 Summary: Mrs. Bennet had three unmarried daughter, Jane, Elizabeth, and Lydia. They all had different * was very tender and elegant, Elizabeth was very intelligent, Lydia was very active. the story began when Mr. Bingley moved to the Neitherfield. He and his friend, Darcy, were handsome and rich. Mrs. Bennet was ambitious to find a man who could suit her daughter. At a party, Bingly and Jane fell in love, but Darcy and Elizabeth did't. What happened to them? The answer was Wickham. What did Wickham do to them? At last Lydia eloped with Wickham. Would they come back? Would Darcy and Elizabeth fall in love.
3.英語搞笑小品劇本（要簡單點）
12分鐘好象有點長，我這里有我參加“星星火炬英語風采大賽”的劇本。
參考一下額 Time ancient times. Character Mister Dongguo, wolf, hunter, old apricot tree, Lao Niu, old farmer." In wilderness the mist and dust is billowing, shouts the acoustic shock day. In shouted that, " fight wolves!pursues (a wolf belt arrow wound to go on stage) wolf: I originally am come from the north wolf, but in today the arrow was injured (wolf lamely to run) [ Mister Dongguo to carry on the book pouch, on the one hand walks on the other hand self-effacingly recites poetry.) Guo: From a pot of wine among the flowers I drank alone. There was no one with me -- Till, raising my cup, I asked the bright moon To bring me my shadow and make us three. (Between the flower a pot liquor, drinks alone without the intimate. Raises glass invites the bright moonlight, becomes three people to the shade) (suddenly to discover on road crowd of ants, heart of the mercy, has lifted a foot does not endure to lay down) Guo: (Reads) walks not injuries the cricket 蟻命 manner to have to have the mercy heart (cautiously to bypass ant, after continues to lead the way) (field shout big quake) Guo: What happened next? The United States military has joined battle with Iraq? (Wolf runs has come up) the wolf: The adult saves a life, behind had a hunter to have to peel my skin, rescued me! Guo: Good good, is the person to want to be sincere (was saying behind, dismounts the package, all but actually came out the inside book) Guo: You first hide in this package (wolf lamely sneak in package) (Mister Dongguo to carry book pouch, continues to walk) (on hunter) the hunter asks Guo: Ask scholar's, has seen the wolf which was injured to pass a moment ago? Guo: Not. Hunter: Thanks gentleman. After (under hunter) (waits hunter to walk far, Mister Dongguo put wolf from book pouch has gotten down) Guo: The hunter walked, you in a big hurry escape the wolf: Is not I does not want to walk, I really am tired hungry Guo: What then you do want to eat? Wolf: I must eat your meat! ! (Reveals fierce and antagonistic expression) Guo: Why then you do want to eat me? I have graciousness and you Wolf: Because you me stuffily in book pouch too long Guo: Really is the good intention not good newspaper. Is not good, I must go ask the person to figure out! (Said, brings wolf to go) (to walk to an old tree under) Guo: Sets up eldest sister, I rescued the wolf, the wolf have actually had to eat me. You to me comment this principle! Tree: Should eat! (Wolf self-satisfied has smiled) the tree: Your humanity endlessly cutted the piece of trees, continually our these old trees do not let off, burns us with the fire. Why can't the wolf eat you? Ate you to be able few individual to damage the nature (under old tree, wolf slowly approached Mister Dongguo) (by now on cow) Guo: Holds on a minute, lets me ask Niu eldest brother Guo: Eldest brother Niu, my good intention has rescued this wolf, now it actually must eat me. Should you said? Cow: This! Our Lao Niu gives birth to must do this for your humanity to do that, drinks or our milk. But we only eat the worst fodder every day, rest the worst cowshed, you also had to dig up our cowhide to make money. The old wolf should eat you. Wolf: (Sneers). Looked you also have any flattery (under cow) (on farmer) Guo: And so on one and so on, the distant place has come an old farmer. Asks him to figure out, if he said you should eat me, I have complied with. Wolf: Good, I give you last the opportunity. Guo: The old uncle, I has rescued this wolf, it actually ungratefully must eat me. You said this makes sense? The farmer asks the wolf: Why did you want to eat your savior? Wolf: He too has been stuffily long me in the book pouch, almost suffocates me (farmer to take up book pouch, about about looks at) the farmer: Was this book pouch such small, how many installs the book all not to be able to install, how installed under you? Or you demonstrate to me have a look? Wolf: The demonstration (said on the demonstration, earth-boring auger has leisurely gone in) the farmer to settle on the time, grips tightly the book pouch mouth, ties up with the string. The wolf on is stranded in the inside farmer: Silly scholar, the wild animal eventually is a wild animal, could not change natural disposition. Is the person surely not to be able to be excessively benevolent! Guo: (Nod name is) indeed indeed, declines office due to old age the uncle to teach the farmer: Then the present, we "solved" it (say. Two people treat the book pouch to pummel, the farmer also uses the hoe to pound the wolf. The wolf sends out the sorrowful bugle call in inside, one could not not。
4.介紹個好玩的英語小品劇本
7人的。
不過很有意義。可以參考一下。
pocket money Characters: Narrator(N), Salesman(S), Dad(D), Maggie(M), Alice(A), Candy(C), Policeman(P) Preparation： 學校布景，做糖果用桌及相關材料，小販家布景 Scene1(At Salesman's home) N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming! S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I'm the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular，（展示），I don't know why. The foolish students always come here. I'll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money…… Oops! It's time to make candies now.（看表） First, put the flour on the table. Then, water, sugar, flour.（邊說邊做） Now press, press…… Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it！（滿不在意的神情） Press, press…… Oh, my god！（鼻涕）Never mind! Just do it! Press, press, the children will not know it , it's OK,hehehe…… Now let me cut it into pieces! One, two, three, four, five……（用臟菜刀） Wow, everything is ready！ 糖果鉆出來（跳舞），跳完后，非常難過地說：Oh, I'm so dirty and ugly! What can I do? The students will eat me! And they will be ill! Wuwuwu… S: Mmmm…It looks dirty, let me give you a nice coat！ （給它穿上） Wow! Now it's so beautiful! Haha…… C: Oh, no! Don't sell me! I'm dirty！（拖糖果下場） Scene2(At the school gate) N: The next day, when the class is over, all the students come out happily and the salesman goes to the school gate as usual. (Maggie和Alice 歡快地跑出校門，看到小販) （小販拉著糖上場，吆喝）：Candies! Candies! Sweet candies！ …… M: Oh, Alice! Look! Candies! A: Yeah! I think they are yummy! M: Let's ask him. A: OK! C: Don't buy me！（非常焦急） M&A: Why? C: I'm dirty! M: No, you look nice! C: What can I do？ （面向觀眾） Wuwuwu…（小販將她拉在后面） S: Candies! Candies！（引誘兩個女孩） M&A: How much are they? S: Do you have money？（輕蔑） M&A: Money？（對視） M:Oh, I've no money！（失落之極） A: Me too. S: No money? So sorry！（吆喝著走開，下場） M: What can we do now? A: Let's ask dad for money. M: But how to ask? A: How？…Oh,I know ,let's make him happy ,and he will give us money.（自信） M: Good idea！（全部下場） Scene 3:(At Maggie's home) N: The children have to go home and ask dad for some money, and they know their father is good at playing guitar, so they will do something clever. （爸爸看報） M: Dad,dad,let's sing a song ,OK？ （同時Alice去取吉他準備拿給爸爸） A: And play the guitar for us! M: We know you play so well！ （爸爸詫異地看著孩子） D: Oh? What a bright day today! M&A: Please, dad！（哀求） D:OKOK! Let's. （取吉他，開始準備）D: Which song do you like? How about Edelweiss? M&A: Of course！ （開始彈，第一段孩子隨節奏起舞，第二段孩子開始輕聲討論起來“you first”之類的話，爸爸停止彈琴。） D: What's the matter M: Dad, we have no money! A: Can we have some please? D: I think you have lots of pocket money ,and you don't need any more. M:I want to buy some candies at the school gate. A: They look so sweet and nice! M: Other students always buy them! D: But……You can't ! They are quite unhealthy. Please go and do your homework..（置之不理，轉頭看報，孩子回到房間） M: What shall we do now? A: Let me think …well, I know！（輕聲在Maggie耳邊說） M: Oh, you are so clever! Let's go.（回到爸爸身邊） M: Dad, I want a new eraser! A: I want a longer ruler! M&A: Dad, please! D: Things are expensive these days. We have to save money! M: But dad, my eraser is too small now！（拿出破橡皮來給爸爸看） A: And my ruler is broken.（拿出斷尺） D: OK, children. I believe you this time, make sure, don't buy the food at the school gate. It's unhealthy! Do you know? M&A: Yes, sir! D: Here you are ！（ 給錢） M&A: Thanks very much, dad! Bye！（非常高興，下場） N: The next day, when the class is over ,Maggie and Alice come to the salesman again. They are happy to buy the candies and then have them, but soon they feel a stomachache. （孩子高興地買了糖，邊吃邊回家，小販下場，孩子到家后肚子痛） M: Aiyo！……（兩人躬著背進場） A： ……. D: What's wrong? M: I've a stomachache! A: Me too! D: What did you eat? The food at the school gate? M: Yes. We had some candies just now. A: I had some too! D: Oh! You've cheated me! You bought the candies instead of the eraser and ruler. I always tell you that don't buy the food。
5.2人英語簡短搞笑劇本
(At Salesman's home)
N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!
S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I'm the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular，（展示），I don't know why. The foolish students always come here. I'll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……
Oops! It's time to make candies now.（看表）
First, put the flour on the table.
Then, water, sugar, flour.（邊說邊做）
Now press, press……
Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it！（滿不在意的神情）
Press, press……
Oh, my god!Never mind! Just do it!
Press, press, the children will not know it , it's OK,hehehe……
Now let me cut it into pieces!
6.簡單,精彩的英語小劇本
Little Red Riding Hood 小紅帽 第一場：Little Red Riding Hood家 Mum： （媽媽拿著一個籃子，把桌子上的水果放在籃子里） Little Red Riding Hood 唱著歌，歡快地跑進來）Hi,mummy, what are you doing? Mum： （一邊把水果放在籃子里，心事重重地說）Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma. Little Red Riding Hood：（邊提起籃子，邊點頭說）Ok! Mum： （親切地看著Little Red Riding Hood說） Be good. Be careful. Little Red Riding Hood: Yes ,*e, mummy. Mum: Bye-bye. Darling. 第二場：在路上 （一陣輕快的音樂由遠而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎著籃子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁） Little Red Riding Hood: Wow!Flowers, how beautiful！ （放下籃子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers. Wolf：（隨著一陣低沉的音樂，Wolf大步地走上臺）I am wolf. I am hungry. （做找東西狀，東張西望） Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going？ （做狡猾的樣子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼） Little Red Riding Hood：（手摸辮子，天真地回答）To Grandma'*a is ill. Wolf：（自言自語）I' ll eat Grandma. But……（對Little Red Riding Hood說）Hey, look! 6 little baby ducks. Little Red Riding Hood：（和6只鴨子隨著音樂翩翩起舞） Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大樹后） Little Red Riding Hood：（停止跳舞）Hello! Baby ducks,how are you? Six Ducks:We' re * you. Where are you going? Little Red Riding Hood:To Grandma'*, I must go, bye. Six Ducks:Goodbye. 第三場：Grandma家 Grandma： （喘著氣出場，顫顫悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床邊，喘了幾口，打幾個哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。）
Wolf：（從樹后出來，邊走邊說）I am very hungry now. （做找尋的樣子）Where is Grandma' s house？ （高興地對觀眾說）Aha , it's here.（敲門）Bang, Bang, Bang. Grandma: Who is it? Wolf：（裝出Little Red Riding Hood的聲音，一邊得意地搖動尾巴，一邊說）It's me. Little Red Riding Hood. Grandma： （邊說邊起床） Come in, come in. Wolf：（得意洋洋地走到床邊） Grandma , I'll eat you. Grandma： （驚慌失措地抓緊衣服，瞪著眼睛，邊叫迫從床上滾到地上） 灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。 Wolf：（得意地拍拍肚子，翹起大拇指）Yummy!I'll sleep. Little Red Riding Hood：（高興地敲門）*a. Wolf：（裝扮成Grandma的聲音） Who is it? Little Red Riding Hood:It's me。
Little Red Riding Hood. What a strange noise! Wolf:Come in, Come in. Little Red Riding Hood：（蹦跳著進來，把籃子放在桌子上，走到床前一看，跳回幾步）Oh! What are big ears! Wolf:I can listen to your sweet voice. Little Red Riding Hood:Wow! What a big eyes! Wolf:I can see you pretty face. Little Red Riding Hood:Oh! What a big hand. Wolf:I can hug you. Little Red Riding Hood：（跪在床前，拉起Wolf的手，邊摸邊說）Look! What a big hands? Wolf：（從床上跳起來說）I can eat you! Little Red Riding Hood：（拼命地跑）Oh!No! No! Wolf：（追到Little Red Riding Hood，做吃狀，拍拍肚子說）It's delicious. I still sleep. I like sleeping. Hunter： （一邊拿著槍，一邊做尋找狀出場）Where's the wolf? Look! A door.（推門）The wolf is sleeping. Wolf：（發出呼呼的響聲） Hunter： （端起槍想打，又放下）What a big stomach！ （摸摸Wolf的肚子）Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside .I must be hurry.（從桌子上拿起剪刀，舉起） Look! Scissors. （做剪Wolf的肚子）Cut, cut, cut. Little Red Riding Hood/Grandma:Thank you. Hunter: Grandma ,give me some needles and thread. Little Riding Hood ,Give me some stones. Grandma： （從桌子上拿來針線） Little Red Riding Hood：（搬來幾個石頭）One, two, three. Hunter： （把小石頭裝進Wolf的衣服里） Grandma: I'll thread it. Hunter： （拿起槍）Woke up! Wolf：（起床，兩手托著大肚子）My stomach is so heavy. Hunter: You big bad wolf, raise your arms! Wolf：（邊跑邊說） Help! Don't shot me! Hunter： （開槍）Bang, bang! Wolf： （應聲倒下） Hunter: The bad wolf is dead. Little Red Riding Hood和Grandma:Yeah! Thank you. Little Red Riding Hood、Grandma、Hunter（一起鞠躬）： Thank you 《白雪公主》英語小劇本 白雪公主 SNOW WHITE CONTENTS SW-白雪公主 Q-皇后 M-魔鏡 H-獵人 P-白馬王子 D-小矮人 A-小動物 音樂起，旁白 A long time ago, In a beautiful kingdom, there lived a young king and queen, the people loved them so much; the queen died while giving birth to a girl, her name was Snow White, She was a beautiful princess. Year passed, the king got married again, The people didn't love the new queen, because she was cruel. One day, In the king's palace： 白雪出場 S.w: My name is S.w , I am a beautiful 。
7.求一篇英語簡短的小品（三分鐘內可以講完）
Overture] in the cheerful sound of the music, the students have been carrying bags to classroom
[Opening] to the United States carrying a small bag, wearing beautiful new clothes are pleased to enter the classroom, under the anti-bags, the喜滋滋to the other students said: "The students, candy myself!" And then come up with a bag of bag sugar.
Tian Zhuangzhuang: a small United States, today, how can you so happy, and even asked us candy?
Side of small U.S.: I birthday, a sweet to share it!
Bork, bork, bork Tian Zhuangzhuang, such as: Happy Birthday! Small United States.
(Only Micromelalopha獨坐silence, when other students come to the small US-Wai.)
宋琳琳： you are really beautiful new clothes, where to buy?
Side of small U.S. (proudly): Shenyang to my mother when I bought it more than 200!
宋琳琳： expensive?
Side of small U.S. (enraptured to): This is what is it? Grandmother gave me the doll para pyrene should we do! There are box sets of new clothes, a good number of shoes, that child will sing, will speak.
Zhang Shan (envy to): the well-being of the town you ah! Birthday today, and I have to wait a month, the father promised to buy me a remote control car, I can not wait.
Members (each other): I have a birthday for a week, Dad promised to take me to Qianshan.
I just finished a birthday, day at home I let you see what my mother bought me the skates.
. . . . . .
The United States to a small (think of what all of a sudden, turned around and asked): hey! Boat, listening to her that same day咱倆born to your mother what you buy?
(Micromelalopha shook his head, lay sub-table)
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Tian Zhuangzhuang: You do not know you？大姨small鄹live with her, her parents had to work out, not a long time back.
8.急需幾份英語的小品臺詞,要簡單的（初一水平的）,短一點的,最好
張：話說梁山伯和祝英臺三年前一同來到剛剛成立的武漢新東方書院學習英語。
梁山伯酷愛口語師從口語老師鄧大付學習美國口語，尤其擅長模仿馬丁路德金的演講。最終祝英臺以托福和GRE高分的成績被哥倫比亞大學錄取。
在祝英臺臨走的那一天，梁山伯十八里相送在天河機場與祝英臺纏綿告別。 牟： Yingtai ,I love you so much ！ 呂： I love you, too！撒喲拉拉~~~ 張： 一周以后，祝英臺從美國打來越洋電話給梁山伯！ 呂：oh my dear! How are you？ 牟：I"m OK and you？ 呂：hai ke yi! you kown now ,I"m a reporter,I"m very happy！ 牟：Why？ 呂：because Is a very interesting job!oh dear ,I…I havu a boy frend！ 牟：you~you~ 張：祝英臺的無端背叛深深傷害了梁山伯脆弱的心靈，他發下毒誓：不殺祝英臺誓不為人。
于是重新來到新東方書院學習托福和GRE。當然他沒有忘記用秀才證可以優惠20塊錢。
為了能飛越重洋去殺掉祝英臺，他每天提醒自己有一個夢想。一年之后，梁山伯也來到了美國，四處尋找祝英臺的下落。
終于在紐約街頭找到他當年的愛人祝英臺，而她正和馬文才卿卿我我。 牟；But girl , dog boy and girl！！ 呂：山伯 you~~oh This is my boy frend-文才 he"s a policeman he"s very handsome you kown？ 牟：Oh my god I love you ,you kown？ 呂：I~~I~~` 肖：what, you is who? this is my girl frend ,come on 張：說著馬文才和梁山伯打起來了，馬文才仗著自己是policeman，對梁山伯大大出手，結果把山伯打成了一級殘廢~~昏迷拉 呂：山伯！``i love you you kown ？ 牟：what ?I love you to 山伯醒了 ，和英臺挽手離開了！ 肖：what 英臺 英臺~~~~ 3.A distinguished clergyman and the elders from his congregation attended an out-of-town meeting that did not finish until rather late. They decided to have something to eat before goint home, but unfortunately the only spot open was a seedy bar-and-grill with a questionable reputation. After being served, one of the elders asked the clergyman to say grace. 'I'd rather not,', the clergyman said, ' I don't want Him to know I'm here.' 一位著名牧師和他教區的幾位老人出席城外會議直到天黑才開完會，他們打算在回家前吃點東西。
但很不巧只有一家名聲不好的下等酒吧烤菜館開著門。 飯后，一位老人要牧師祈禱。
“我想我是免了，”牧師說。“我不想讓主知道我在這里。”
*: William has asked me for a loan of five pounds. Should I be doing right in lending it to him? Jack: Certainly. Tom: And why? Jack: Because otherwise he would try to borrow it from me. 湯姆：威廉向我借五英鎊。我該不該借給他？ 杰克：當然應該了。
湯姆：為什么？ 杰克：否則他就該跟我借了。 5. I was accompanying my husband on a business trip. He carried his portable computer with him, and the guard at the airport gate asked him to open the case. It was locked, and the man waited patiently as my embarrassed spouse struggled to remember the combination . At last he succeeded. 'Why are you so nervous?' I asked him. 'The numbers are the date of our anniversary.' my usband confessed. 我陪丈夫一起出差，他帶著他的手提式計算機。
機場出口處檢查員要他打開包。他耐心的等著我那窘迫的丈夫設法回想起暗鎖的密碼。
最后他終于想起來了。 “你為什么那么緊張呢？”我問他。
“這密碼是我們結婚紀念日。”他承認道 6. An old lady who was very deaf and who thought everything too dear, went into a shop and asked the shopman:' How much this stuff?' 'Seven dollars, Madam, it is very cheap.' The lady said, 'It is too much, give it to me for fourteen.' 'I did not say seventeen dollars, but seven.' 'It is still too much,' replied the old lady, 'give it to me for five.' 一位耳聾并且總是嫌東西太貴的老太太走進一家商店。
她問店員：“這東西要多少錢？” “七美元，太太，這是很便宜的。” 老太太說：“太貴了，十四美元差不多。”
店員忙說：“我沒說十七美元，是七美元。” “還是太貴，”老太太說：“五美元，我就買啦。”
*: Why are you jumping up and down? Tom: I've just taken some medicine and I forgot to shake the bottle. 媽媽：你為什么不停地跳上跳下的？ 湯姆：我剛吃完藥，可我忘了先搖動瓶子了 * evening I drove my husband's car to the shopping mall. On my return, I noticed that how dusty the outside of his car was and cleaned it up a * I finally entered the house, I called out.'The woman who loves you the most in the world just cleaned your headlights and windshield.' My husband looked up and said, 'Mom's here？' 一天晚上我開著丈夫的車去購物，回來后發現車身沾滿灰塵，于是擦洗了一陣。當我終于走進屋里時大聲喊：“世界上最愛你的女人剛擦洗了你的車燈和擋風玻璃。”
我丈夫抬頭看了看，說：“媽媽來了？” *. Johnson: Are you using you mower this afternoon? *: Yes. *n: Fine. Then can I borrow your tennis racket, since you 。
9.簡單,精彩的英語小劇本
Little Red Riding Hood 小紅帽 第一場：Little Red Riding Hood家 Mum： （媽媽拿著一個籃子，把桌子上的水果放在籃子里） Little Red Riding Hood 唱著歌，歡快地跑進來）Hi,mummy, what are you doing? Mum： （一邊把水果放在籃子里，心事重重地說）Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma. Little Red Riding Hood：（邊提起籃子，邊點頭說）Ok! Mum： （親切地看著Little Red Riding Hood說） Be good. Be careful. Little Red Riding Hood: Yes ,*e, mummy. Mum: Bye-bye. Darling. 第二場：在路上 （一陣輕快的音樂由遠而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎著籃子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁） Little Red Riding Hood: Wow!Flowers, how beautiful！ （放下籃子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers. Wolf：（隨著一陣低沉的音樂，Wolf大步地走上臺）I am wolf. I am hungry. （做找東西狀，東張西望） Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going？ （做狡猾的樣子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼） Little Red Riding Hood：（手摸辮子，天真地回答）To Grandma'*a is ill. Wolf：（自言自語）I' ll eat Grandma. But……（對Little Red Riding Hood說）Hey, look! 6 little baby ducks. Little Red Riding Hood：（和6只鴨子隨著音樂翩翩起舞） Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大樹后） Little Red Riding Hood：（停止跳舞）Hello! Baby ducks,how are you? Six Ducks:We' re * you. Where are you going? Little Red Riding Hood:To Grandma'*, I must go, bye. Six Ducks:Goodbye. 第三場：Grandma家 Grandma： （喘著氣出場，顫顫悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床邊，喘了幾口，打幾個哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。）
Wolf：（從樹后出來，邊走邊說）I am very hungry now. （做找尋的樣子）Where is Grandma' s house？ （高興地對觀眾說）Aha , it's here.（敲門）Bang, Bang, Bang. Grandma: Who is it? Wolf：（裝出Little Red Riding Hood的聲音，一邊得意地搖動尾巴，一邊說）It's me. Little Red Riding Hood. Grandma： （邊說邊起床） Come in, come in. Wolf：（得意洋洋地走到床邊） Grandma , I'll eat you. Grandma： （驚慌失措地抓緊衣服，瞪著眼睛，邊叫迫從床上滾到地上） 灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。 Wolf：（得意地拍拍肚子，翹起大拇指）Yummy!I'll sleep. Little Red Riding Hood：（高興地敲門）*a. Wolf：（裝扮成Grandma的聲音） Who is it? Little Red Riding Hood:It's me。
Little Red Riding Hood. What a strange noise! Wolf:Come in, Come in. Little Red Riding Hood：（蹦跳著進來，把籃子放在桌子上，走到床前一看，跳回幾步）Oh! What are big ears! Wolf:I can listen to your sweet voice. Little Red Riding Hood:Wow! What a big eyes! Wolf:I can see you pretty face. Little Red Riding Hood:Oh! What a big hand. Wolf:I can hug you. Little Red Riding Hood：（跪在床前，拉起Wolf的手，邊摸邊說）Look! What a big hands? Wolf：（從床上跳起來說）I can eat you! Little Red Riding Hood：（拼命地跑）Oh!No! No! Wolf：（追到Little Red Riding Hood，做吃狀，拍拍肚子說）It's delicious. I still sleep. I like sleeping. Hunter： （一邊拿著槍，一邊做尋找狀出場）Where's the wolf? Look! A door.（推門）The wolf is sleeping. Wolf：（發出呼呼的響聲） Hunter： （端起槍想打，又放下）What a big stomach！ （摸摸Wolf的肚子）Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside .I must be hurry.（從桌子上拿起剪刀，舉起） Look! Scissors. （做剪Wolf的肚子）Cut, cut, cut. Little Red Riding Hood/Grandma:Thank you. Hunter: Grandma ,give me some needles and thread. Little Riding Hood ,Give me some stones. Grandma： （從桌子上拿來針線） Little Red Riding Hood：（搬來幾個石頭）One, two, three. Hunter： （把小石頭裝進Wolf的衣服里） Grandma: I'll thread it. Hunter： （拿起槍）Woke up! Wolf：（起床，兩手托著大肚子）My stomach is so heavy. Hunter: You big bad wolf, raise your arms! Wolf：（邊跑邊說） Help! Don't shot me! Hunter： （開槍）Bang, bang! Wolf： （應聲倒下） Hunter: The bad wolf is dead. Little Red Riding Hood和Grandma:Yeah! Thank you. Little Red Riding Hood、Grandma、Hunter（一起鞠躬）： Thank you 《白雪公主》英語小劇本白雪公主 SNOW WHITE CONTENTS SW-白雪公主 Q-皇后 M-魔鏡 H-獵人 P-白馬王子 D-小矮人 A-小動物 音樂起，旁白 A long time ago, In a beautiful kingdom, there lived a young king and queen, the people loved them so much; the queen died while giving birth to a girl, her name was Snow White, She was a beautiful princess. Year passed, the king got married again, The people didn't love the new queen, because she was cruel. One day, In the king's palace： 白雪出場 S.w: My name is S.w , I am a beautiful princ。