華閱文章網1.經典英語話劇劇本兩人的
英語小品劇本 -- 孫悟空vs豬八戒 An English play---- Pig Guy has been defeated by Monkey King 悟空：師傅，是不是太累了？休息一下再走吧。
Master, are you tired? Let's have a rest.唐僧：沒關系，前面不遠就有人家了，到了那里再休息吧。 I am fine. Let's have a rest later. Look! There is a house over there.悟空仔細地攙扶唐僧繼續行走，同時另一邊老頭、老媽、小媳婦出場。
小媳婦（做哭狀）：爹、媽，我…… Daddy, mommy, I, I … 老頭：女兒，快走吧，不然那豬精來了，就走不了了。 Honey, hurry up. The spirit is coming soon.小媳婦走幾步又回頭跑回老媽的懷里，抱頭痛哭。
老頭在一邊嘆息，擦淚。唐僧、悟空走到他們面前。
悟空：師傅，到了。Master, here we are.唐僧（走到老頭面前行禮，悟空看見了正在哭的母女倆，覺得奇怪，上下打量）：老施主，我是從 東土大唐前往西天取經的和尚，想借貴地休息一晚，不知方便否？Excuse me, sir. I am the monk from the east. Can we stay over here tonight？老頭（做哽咽狀）：哦，是東土大唐來的高僧啊，可以可以。
（別過臉去繼續哭泣） Oh, you are the monk from the east. Sure. Sure, come in, please …… 唐僧正在奇怪，老媽聞聲抬起頭，仔細打量唐僧，突然撲到唐僧面前。老媽：高僧啊，你可要救救我的女兒，救救我們一家啊。
Master, please save my daughter, save my family… 唐僧：老施主休要傷心，有什么事慢慢說。Don't be sad, madam. Take it easy. What happened？老頭：高僧有所不知，我們這里有一只豬精，今天要來跟我女兒成親，大家都斗不過它，現在正 準備把女兒送出去逃避 Master, there is a spirit here. He wants to marry my daughter, tonight. We are all afraid of him. 唐僧：施主莫怕，我這徒弟本領高強，也許他能幫上你們。
Calm down, sir. My apprentice has great capability. Maybe, he can help you.老頭：唉，高僧啊，以前也來過自稱本領高強的師傅，結果都被這豬精打跑了。今天你們就躲著 別出來了吧。
Alas! , master, there have been many people who boast to be very capable. But every time, they were defeated by the spirit. You'd better keep away tonight.悟空：噢，有這么厲害的妖怪？我倒要會他一會。待會你們只管躲起來，外面發生什么事，32313133353236313431303231363533e78988e69d8331333337613136都不 用管。
What? Is the spirit really so strong? I'd like to see how great he is. All of you just stay inside. Don't come out no matter what happens.這時起了風聲（音樂），老頭一家嚇得站起來混身發抖。小媳婦嚇得直往老媽懷里鉆。
悟空鎮定 地舉手示意，讓師傅及老頭一家人躲到房間里面去。自己也手搭涼篷看了看，便不慌不忙地也躲 在了門后，露出一段紅袖子。
豬八戒大笑著耀武揚威地走上場來，嘴里大喊：小娘子，我來了。Darling, here I am.站在臺上停一下，見沒有動靜，覺得奇怪，往房屋里看去，見露出一段紅袖子，高興地一拍手掌。
八戒：小娘子還害羞呢，不敢出來見老豬嗎？來，來，來，我們就要是夫妻了，還害什么羞呀。Darling, don't be so shy! Please come to me. Come on, we will be a couple. 豬八戒跑上去輕輕拉住紅袖子，把小娘子拖了出來，小娘子作出害羞的樣子，有時又做出猴子的 模樣。
八戒：小娘子，不用怕，我雖然長得丑，但本領高強，一定會讓你過上好日子的。Darling, don't be afraid. Although I am ugly, I am so powerful. I am sure that I can make you happy. From: 。
2.求個兩人的英文劇本,最好搞笑,8分鐘左右
請采納我的問題 1、一個女生前一天晚上得到男朋友的訂婚戒指，但竟沒有一個同學注意到，令她忿忿不平。
到下午大家坐著談天的時候，她突然站起來大聲說：“哎呀，這里真熱呀，我看我還是把戒指脫下來吧。” 2、女主人把女傭叫到面前問她：“你是否懷孕了？” “是啊！”女傭回道。
“虧你還說得出口，你還沒有結婚，難道不覺得害羞嗎？”女主人再次訓。 “我為什么要害羞，女主人你自己不也懷孕了嗎？” “可是我懷的是我丈夫的！”女主人生氣地反駁。
“我也是啊！”女傭高興地附和。 3、一個人騎摩托車喜歡反穿衣服，就是把口子在后面扣上，可以擋風。
一天他酒后駕駛， 翻了，一頭栽在路旁。警察趕到： 警察甲：好嚴重的車禍。
警察乙：是啊，腦袋都撞到后面去了。 警察甲：嗯，還有呼吸，我們幫他把頭轉回來吧。
警察乙：好。..一、二使勁，轉回來了。
警察甲：嗯，沒有呼吸了。
. 4、在一條七拐八拐的鄉村公路上，因為時常發生車禍，所以常常有一些鬼故事發生，有一天晚上，有一個出租車司機看見路邊有一個長發披肩，身著白衣的女人向他招手，因為這個司機沒有見過鬼，所以大膽的停下來讓她上車了，這一路上，司機雖然不信有鬼，心里也毛毛的，所以時常從后視鏡看后面的女人，開著開著，突然司機發現那個女人不見了！司機嚇了一大跳，趕緊踩了一個剎車！只見那個女人滿臉是血，表情猙獰。司機嚇的牙直打顫。
突然那女人開口了：“你會不會開車啊！我低頭系個鞋帶你突然一剎車我把鼻子都撞破了……” 5、一個病人去看病，醫生檢查了他，皺著眉頭說：“您病得太嚴重了，恐怕不會活多久了。” 病人：“求您告訴我我還能活多久？” 醫生：“十……” 病人著急地問：“十什么？十年？？十個月？？？十天？？？？？” 醫生：“十，九，八，七，六，五……” 6、老師：“你能說一些18世紀科學家共同特點嗎？” 學生：“能，他們都死了。”
7、犀糞蜣和蚊子談戀愛，蜣問蚊子是做什么工作的，蚊子說：“護士，打針的。”蜣一拍大腿：“緣分吶，我是中藥局搓藥丸的…” 8、一非洲人住在某一賓館。
夜半，起火，不明原因。非洲人見狀顧不了那么許多，光著身子就跑出去了。
消防員見狀驚呼：“我的媽呀！都燒的糊了吧區的了還能跑那么快！” 9、一個人想出國考察，但必須得到老總批準。于是他向老總請示，老總給了他一張字條，上面寫著：“Go ahead”。
那人想：“Go ahead=前進，老總是批準了。”于是他開始打點行李。
一個同事見到了他問：“你在做什啊？？”他說：“我準備出國考察，老總批準了，給我寫了'Go ahead'。” 同事一見條就樂了：“咱們老總根本就沒批準！！咱老總的英語水平你還不知道，他這是在說去個頭！” 10、牧師對買了他馬和馬車的農夫說：“這匹馬只能聽懂教會的語言，叫"感謝上帝"它就跑；叫"贊美上帝"它才停下。”
農夫將信將疑，他試著喊了一聲感謝上帝，那匹馬立刻飛奔起來，越跑越快。一只跑到懸崖邊上驚恐的農夫才想起讓它停下來的口令“贊美上帝”。
果然，馬停下來了。死里逃生的農夫長出一口氣：“感謝上帝………” 我打了很久，請采納1 the night before, a girl get boyfriend engagement ring, but no one noticed the classmate, make her antics. You sit and chat in the afternoon, she suddenly stood up and shouted: \"oh, it's really hot in here, I think I'd better take off your ring.\" 2, the mistress called the maid to ask her: \"are you pregnant?\" \"Yes!\" The maid answered. Export \"kui you still say, you are not married, don't you feel shy?\" The hostess training again. \"Why should I be shy, you don't the hostess also pregnant?\" \"But I conceive is my husband!\" The hostess retorted angrily. \"Me too!\" The maid happy to echo. 3, a man riding a motorcycle like the dress, is to cut on the back, can the wind. Drunk driving one day, he turned over, a planted on the road. Police: police a: a good serious car accident. Policeman b: yes, his head hit the back. Po1: well, still breathing, let's help him turn his head back. Po2: good。
One, two, turn back. Policeman a: well, not breathing。 4, turn in a curvy country road, because often in a car accident, so often have some ghost story, one night, there's a taxi driver saw the side of the road have a long hair shawls, dressed in a white woman waved to him, because the driver didn't see a ghost, so bold stopped to let her get on the bus, along the way, the driver doesn't believe in ghosts, the in the mind also maomao, so often the woman behind the rearview mirror to see, open open, the driver found the woman suddenly disappeared! The driver startled, hurriedly stepped on a brake! I saw the woman face is blood, grim expression. The driver frighten of teeth chatter. Suddenly the woman spoke: \"would you drive! I bow to fasten shoelaces are you smashed through a sudden brake my nose。
\" 5, a patient to see a doctor, the 。
3.簡短的2人英語短劇
英語小品劇本文章列表
[英語小品劇本]英語短劇：The Fox and the Tiger（狐假虎威） 佚名 08-17
[英語小品劇本]【7人英文話劇】花木蘭 Mulan 佚名 05-20
[英語小品劇本]英語話劇劇本 Pygmalion By Georg… 11-27
[英語小品劇本]THE MASK 面膜 未知 11-27
[英語小品劇本]英語話劇劇本 《新梁祝外傳》 未知 11-27
[英語小品劇本]音樂劇：Peter and the Wolf （彼德與狼） 潘彩英 11-27
[英語小品劇本]The Gifts （禮物） 潘彩英 11-27
[英語小品劇本]英語短劇：Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 尚麗娟（… 11-27
[英語小品劇本]英語話劇劇本●傻子春天 佚名 11-27
[英語小品劇本]英語小品 Another day in paradise 佚名 11-27
[英語小品劇本]英語短劇劇本孩和他的樹 佚名 11-27
[英語小品劇本]防空洞英文劇本 佚名 11-27
[英語小品劇本]Learn to love 佚名 11-27
[英語小品劇本]Big words of western tour （大話西游） 佚名 11-27
[英語小品劇本]英語劇本 魔豆 佚名 11-27
[英語小品劇本]英語劇本 買藥 佚名 11-27
[英語小品劇本]英語話劇劇本貂禪 佚名 11-27
[英語小品劇本]The Pocket Money 佚名 11-27
[英語小品劇本]英語劇本買藥 佚名 11-27
[英語小品劇本]英語搞笑話劇《孔雀東南飛》 佚名 11-27
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4.2人英語短話劇劇本
Narrator: When Stephen came back to the museum, Raf and Peg were sitting sad on the floor and didn't say anything. Stephen opened the box and handed it to *n: Look what I found. (He said slightly.)Raf: (He unwrapped the paper on the skull dispiritedly, but soon an amazing smile stretched through his face. Peg also looked at the bones surprisingly.) (He whispered.) “Patagonytus puerti.”Scene 4 〈Another Miracle〉Narrator: Time flies. It has been one month since Stephen helped Raf and Peg in the museum. Today is the last day that Raf and Peg stay in Taiwan. They eat lunch in a fast-food *: I spoke with our friends in Argentina this morning. They are very *: (with happiness) Why… （She turned to Stephen, who was eating a hamburger.） Hey, Stephen, you're awfully quiet. What's wrong?Stephen: (looked sad) Well, I'm just thinking about what I'm going to do after you leave for *: Oh, what? (slammed down her drink) Raf, didn't you ask him?Raf: (embarrassed) Eh…I forgot… （Peg looked angry.）Stephen: Ah, excuse me. What are you talking about?Raf: Sorry, Stephen. I forgot to ask you: How would you like to come to Argentinafor a month to continue drawing for us?Stephen: (jumped to his feet) Let's do it!!! The End。
5.2人英語簡短搞笑劇本
(At Salesman's home)
N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!
S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I'm the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular，（展示），I don't know why. The foolish students always come here. I'll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……
Oops! It's time to make candies now.（看表）
First, put the flour on the table.
Then, water, sugar, flour.（邊說邊做）
Now press, press……
Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it！（滿不在意的神情）
Press, press……
Oh, my god!Never mind! Just do it!
Press, press, the children will not know it , it's OK,hehehe……
Now let me cut it into pieces!
6.求用于二人表演的英語短劇
狼和小羊a lamb lives one side of the fense, a wolf is in the other, one day the lamb is thirsty, and the wolf has a bottle of water. lamb: i am thirsty, i want to drink the water~ wolf: no, you can not! lamb: why? i am thirsty~ wolf: the water is mine lamb: if you give me the water, i will tell you a secret. wolf: what secret? lamb: after you give me the water. wolf: do'not cheat on me~ then gives the bottle to the lamb lamb: ok, a pig will go to the hill in the evening wolf: ok, i will go and eat it! then the wolf goes to the hill but a hunter lives there and shot the wolf. 籬笆的兩頭跟別住著62616964757a686964616fe4b893e5b19e31333231386161小羊和老狼，有一天小羊渴了，老狼有一瓶水. 小羊： 我渴了，想喝水~ 老狼： 不給！ 小羊： 為什么？我真的渴了~ 老狼： 水是我的！ 小羊： 你要是給我水，我就告訴你一個秘密. 老浪： 什么秘密？ 小羊： 你給我水我才告訴你呢！ 老狼： 你可別騙我！ 然后就把水給了小羊. 小羊： 一只小豬今天晚上要到山上去~ 老狼： 好吧~我去把他吃了~~ 老狼于是就跑到山上去了~ 山上住著一個獵人，把老狼打死了~。
7.一篇2人的短篇劇本（英文）
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* * is the way to the museum?
*,I don't know.
*'d better ask other people
* me,do you know the way to the museum?
*'s just on your right.
* down this * left.
I. Walk on about 3 minutes.
* can't miss it.
* you very much.
*'re welcome.
2
:hello Andy ,what are your future plans
B:i want to go to a famlus university and become a teacher after graduation
A:sounds very * will you make it?
B:i will study hard from now on,and what about your plans?
A:i want to open my own company
B:that's great .wish you good luck
A:thanks
A:Hello linda .I want to go (Helen's home ) would you like to go with me,please?
B:Of course ,helen What do you want (to do )?
A:I would like some food for supper this evening .there(is )only meat andfish at home
B:whch shop are you going to?
A: the( shop is )nearour school .it(has )many kinds of food .
B: are the things (expensive ) in that shop?
A:no,they are very (cheap )and the people in that shop are very (happy ).let us go .
B:all right. let us go .
8.英語短劇劇本兩個人
英語短劇： The Tortoise and the Hare（龜兔賽跑） 旁白：Good morning everyone. Now, I will tell you a story about Mr. Tortoise and Miss Hare. In a very big forest, there lives many different kinds of animals, like monkeys, chicks, a Hare and an honest Tortoise. Miss Hare is very proud of her long legs and she looks down upon Mr. Tortoise. Today, near the river, an interesting thing is happening. 兔子：Hi! Mr. Tortoise. What are you doing？ 烏龜：Hi! Miss Hare. I am walking. 兔子：Why do not you put four wheels on your feet? You will run much faster than now. 烏龜：No, I would run with my feet step by step. I'm sure I can win. I could be the winner. 兔子：Can what? Can run? Just like now? Ah, Ah, Ah, You are too slow. I can even walk faster than you run. 烏龜：Miss Hare, You are too proud. We should have a race. I believe I can run faster than you. That means I can win the match. 兔子：What? What? A race? With you? You can win? OK. OK. Look at the tall tree. Let me see who can get there first. 烏龜：OK ！ 兔子：Who will be the winner? Of course, It is me. 旁白：Many animals hear about the message that Mr. Tortoise and Miss Hare will have a race. They all come to the place near the river. 猴子： Mr. Tortoise, Are you ill? You must know your legs are much shorter than Miss Hare's. That is to say you would fail the race. 烏龜： Don't worry. I will try my best. I believe myself. 小雞： Oh, My God! Do not join the race, and you will not be the winner， 烏龜： You are my good friends. Please believe in me. I can win the race . 猴子： Ready? Go！ 旁白： Miss Hare runs very fast, but Mr. Tortoise runs very slowly. A moment later, Miss Hare arrives at a small tree. 兔子： Where is Mr. Tortoise? I can not see him. Oh, he is much far behind me. I think he will arrive here at least in the afternoon, Let me have a good rest. 旁白： Miss Hare wants to have a rest, but after a moment, he feels a little sleepy. 烏龜： How tired, but I can not give up. I must insist. I can arrive at the tall tree. 兔子： Oh, It is Miss Hare. He is sleeping now. I must run faster at his sleeping time. 旁白： Miss Hare is sleeping, while Mr. Tortoise is running much faster now. Now Mr. Tortoise arrives near the tree. 猴子和小雞： Mr. Tortoise, Come on, Come on. You could be the winner！ 兔子： Who is making the noise? Ah? Mr. Tortoise? He will win? Oh, no. Let me catch up with him. Oh, It is too late, he is the winner, I fail the race. But I do not know why? Do you know?。
9.英語短劇劇本兩個人
英語短劇： The Tortoise and the Hare（龜兔賽跑） 旁白：Good morning everyone. Now, I will tell you a story about Mr. Tortoise and Miss Hare. In a very big forest, there lives many different kinds of animals, like monkeys, chicks, a Hare and an honest Tortoise. Miss Hare is very proud of her long legs and she looks down upon Mr. Tortoise. Today, near the river, an interesting thing is happening. 兔子：Hi! Mr. Tortoise. What are you doing？ 烏龜：Hi! Miss Hare. I am walking. 兔子：Why do not you put four wheels on your feet? You will run much faster than now. 烏龜：No, I would run with my feet step by step. I'm sure I can win. I could be the winner. 兔子：Can what? Can run? Just like now? Ah, Ah, Ah, You are too slow. I can even walk faster than you run. 烏龜：Miss Hare, You are too proud. We should have a race. I believe I can run faster than you. That means I can win the match. 兔子：What? What? A race? With you? You can win? OK. OK. Look at the tall tree. Let me see who can get there first. 烏龜：OK ！ 兔子：Who will be the winner? Of course, It is me. 旁白：Many animals hear about the message that Mr. Tortoise and Miss Hare will have a race. They all come to the place near the river. 猴子： Mr. Tortoise, Are you ill? You must know your legs are much shorter than Miss Hare's. That is to say you would fail the race. 烏龜： Don't worry. I will try my best. I believe myself. 小雞： Oh, My God! Do not join the race, and you will not be the winner， 烏龜： You are my good friends. Please believe in me. I can win the race . 猴子： Ready? Go！ 旁白： Miss Hare runs very fast, but Mr. Tortoise runs very slowly. A moment later, Miss Hare arrives at a small tree. 兔子： Where is Mr. Tortoise? I can not see him. Oh, he is much far behind me. I think he will arrive here at least in the afternoon, Let me have a good rest. 旁白： Miss Hare wants to have a rest, but after a moment, he feels a little sleepy. 烏龜： How tired, but I can not give up. I must insist. I can arrive at the tall tree. 兔子： Oh, It is Miss Hare. He is sleeping now. I must run faster at his sleeping time. 旁白： Miss Hare is sleeping, while Mr. Tortoise is running much faster now. Now Mr. Tortoise arrives near the tree. 猴子和小雞： Mr. Tortoise, Come on, Come on. You could be the winner！ 兔子： Who is making the noise? Ah? Mr. Tortoise? He will win? Oh, no. Let me catch up with him. Oh, It is too late, he is the winner, I fail the race. But I do not know why? Do you know?。
10.比較簡單的雙人英語短劇
狼和小羊
a lamb lives one side of the fense, a wolf is in the other, one day the lamb is thirsty, and the wolf has a bottle of water.
lamb: i am thirsty, i want to drink the water~
wolf: no, you can not!
lamb: why? i am thirsty~
wolf: the water is mine
lamb: if you give me the water, i will tell you a secret.
wolf: what secret?
lamb: after you give me the water.
wolf: do'not cheat on me~
then gives the bottle to the lamb
lamb: ok, a pig will go to the hill in the evening
wolf: ok, i will go and eat it!
then the wolf goes to the hill
but a hunter lives there and shot the wolf.
籬笆的兩頭跟別住著小羊和老狼，有一天小羊渴了，老狼有一瓶水.
小羊： 我渴了，想喝水~
老狼： 不給！
小羊： 為什么？我真的渴了~
老狼： 水是我的！
小羊： 你要是給我水，我就告訴你一個秘密.
老浪： 什么秘密？
小羊： 你給我水我才告訴你呢！
老狼： 你可別騙我！
然后就把水給了小羊.
小羊： 一只小豬今天晚上要到山上去~
老狼： 好吧~我去把他吃了~~
老狼于是就跑到山上去了~
山上住著一個獵人，把老狼打死了~