華閱文章網1.簡單,精彩的英語小劇本
Little Red Riding Hood 小紅帽 第一場：Little Red Riding Hood家 Mum： （媽媽拿著一個籃子，把桌子上的水果放在籃子里） Little Red Riding Hood 唱著歌，歡快地跑進來）Hi,mummy, what are you doing? Mum： （一邊把水果放在籃子里，心事重重地說）Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma. Little Red Riding Hood：（邊提起籃子，邊點頭說）Ok! Mum： （親切地看著Little Red Riding Hood說） Be good. Be careful. Little Red Riding Hood: Yes ,*e, mummy. Mum: Bye-bye. Darling. 第二場：在路上 （一陣輕快的音樂由遠而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎著籃子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁） Little Red Riding Hood: Wow!Flowers, how beautiful！ （放下籃子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers. Wolf：（隨著一陣低沉的音樂，Wolf大步地走上臺）I am wolf. I am hungry. （做找東西狀，東張西望） Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going？ （做狡猾的樣子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼） Little Red Riding Hood：（手摸辮子，天真地回答）To Grandma'*a is ill. Wolf：（自言自語）I' ll eat Grandma. But……（對Little Red Riding Hood說）Hey, look! 6 little baby ducks. Little Red Riding Hood：（和6只鴨子隨著音樂翩翩起舞） Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大樹后） Little Red Riding Hood：（停止跳舞）Hello! Baby ducks,how are you? Six Ducks:We' re * you. Where are you going? Little Red Riding Hood:To Grandma'*, I must go, bye. Six Ducks:Goodbye. 第三場：Grandma家 Grandma： （喘著氣出場，顫顫悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床邊，喘了幾口，打幾個哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。）
Wolf：（從樹后出來，邊走邊說）I am very hungry now. （做找尋的樣子）Where is Grandma' s house？ （高興地對觀眾說）Aha , it's here.（敲門）Bang, Bang, Bang. Grandma: Who is it? Wolf：（裝出Little Red Riding Hood的聲音，一邊得意地搖動尾巴，一邊說）It's me. Little Red Riding Hood. Grandma： （邊說邊起床） Come in, come in. Wolf：（得意洋洋地走到床邊） Grandma , I'll eat you. Grandma： （驚慌失措地抓緊衣服，瞪著眼睛，邊叫迫從床上滾到地上） 灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。 Wolf：（得意地拍拍肚子，翹起大拇指）Yummy!I'll sleep. Little Red Riding Hood：（高興地敲門）*a. Wolf：（裝扮成Grandma的聲音） Who is it? Little Red Riding Hood:It's me。
Little Red Riding Hood. What a strange noise! Wolf:Come in, Come in. Little Red Riding Hood：（蹦跳著進來，把籃子放在桌子上，走到床前一看，跳回幾步）Oh! What are big ears! Wolf:I can listen to your sweet voice. Little Red Riding Hood:Wow! What a big eyes! Wolf:I can see you pretty face. Little Red Riding Hood:Oh! What a big hand. Wolf:I can hug you. Little Red Riding Hood：（跪在床前，拉起Wolf的手，邊摸邊說）Look! What a big hands? Wolf：（從床上跳起來說）I can eat you! Little Red Riding Hood：（拼命地跑）Oh!No! No! Wolf：（追到Little Red Riding Hood，做吃狀，拍拍肚子說）It's delicious. I still sleep. I like sleeping. Hunter： （一邊拿著槍，一邊做尋找狀出場）Where's the wolf? Look! A door.（推門）The wolf is sleeping. Wolf：（發出呼呼的響聲） Hunter： （端起槍想打，又放下）What a big stomach！ （摸摸Wolf的肚子）Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside .I must be hurry.（從桌子上拿起剪刀，舉起） Look! Scissors. （做剪Wolf的肚子）Cut, cut, cut. Little Red Riding Hood/Grandma:Thank you. Hunter: Grandma ,give me some needles and thread. Little Riding Hood ,Give me some stones. Grandma： （從桌子上拿來針線） Little Red Riding Hood：（搬來幾個石頭）One, two, three. Hunter： （把小石頭裝進Wolf的衣服里） Grandma: I'll thread it. Hunter： （拿起槍）Woke up! Wolf：（起床，兩手托著大肚子）My stomach is so heavy. Hunter: You big bad wolf, raise your arms! Wolf：（邊跑邊說） Help! Don't shot me! Hunter： （開槍）Bang, bang! Wolf： （應聲倒下） Hunter: The bad wolf is dead. Little Red Riding Hood和Grandma:Yeah! Thank you. Little Red Riding Hood、Grandma、Hunter（一起鞠躬）： Thank you 《白雪公主》英語小劇本 白雪公主 SNOW WHITE CONTENTS SW-白雪公主 Q-皇后 M-魔鏡 H-獵人 P-白馬王子 D-小矮人 A-小動物 音樂起，旁白 A long time ago, In a beautiful kingdom, there lived a young king and queen, the people loved them so much; the queen died while giving birth to a girl, her name was Snow White, She was a beautiful princess. Year passed, the king got married again, The people didn't love the new queen, because she was cruel. One day, In the king's palace： 白雪出場 S.w: My name is S.w , I am a beautiful 。
2.簡短的英語戲劇劇本
To Be Honest or Not to Be? by Jung-Han Chen很有意思的4人劇本，關于強烈推薦。
趣味性，并且很有意義，很有水平啊。Cast Honest WoodcutterGreedy WoodcutterGreedy WoodcutterGod of the Lake--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Scene 1 The Honest Woodcutter(One day, H and G were chopping firewood together in the mountain.)H: See all this hard work we've been doing. It's really difficult for us to make a living.G: Yes, I don't know how many days we have to keep doing the same *, chop, and chop.(At that time, his axe accidentally dropped into the lake.)H: Oh, no. My axe!G: It's getting dark. We'd better find your axe quickly.H: Well, it's O.K. You can go back first. If I can't find it today, I will find it tomorrow.G: Hmm. O.K., I will see you later (going home alone).H: Aack, I should have been more careful. Now how can I find my axe?God: I am God of the Lake. You seem to have a problem? What happened?H: I dropped my axe into the lake by accident. Can you help me find it?God: No problem. It's a piece of cake. I'll be right back (disappearing).God: Is this gold axe yours?H: No, it's *: O.K., just a second. How about this silver axe? Is it yours?H: No, it's not mine, *: Then, this one?H: Yes, it's mine. Thank you so much. You really saved my *: Young man, you are such an honest person. Nowadays it's hard to find people as honest as you. Therefore, I'd like to give you both of these two axes, the gold one and the silver one, to award you for your honesty.H: Really? Aren't you kidding?God: Of course not. We gods never lie.H: Oh, thank you so much. Today is really my lucky day. I promise I'll work even harder. I won't let you *: That's good, young man. Good luck!Scene 2 The Greedy Woodcutter(The following day, the greedy woodcutter went to the honest woodcutter's home.)G: Hey, you've got these gold and sliver axes. Where did you get them? Did you buy them? Impossible! You are even poorer than I. Or … did you pick them up somewhere?H: No way! Something incredible happened to me just after you went home yesterday afternoon, and I got these two axes.G: Something incredible? Could you tell me what exactly happened yesterday?H: Sure. Remember we were chopping the wood and I dropped my axe into the lake? I told you to go home and not to worry about me. In fact, I was worried to death because I didn't know how to find it. I was so worried that I cried by the lake. At that moment, God of the Lake appeared suddenly, and he helped me find my ax in the lake. I was so happy when I saw the axe I lost, but something even better happened. Just before I left, the God gave me the gold and sliver axes as gifts.G: How nice. That was truly something incredible. I'd like to try my luck this afternoon to see if I can also get the gold and sliver axes.(The greedy woodcutter could hardly wait till the afternoon because he wanted very much to get the gold and sliver axes. The afternoon finally came.)G: (Dropping his axe into the lake on purpose) Oh, my God! I lost my axe. Without my axe, how could I make a living? What should I do? What should I do (crying)?God: Young man, why are you crying here?G: I accidentally dropped my axe into the *: Don't worry. Let me help you find it. I'll be right back.(Then, the God went down to the lake, and a moment later, he showed up with a gold ax.)God: Is this your axe?G: A gold axe (very excited and happy)?! Yes, yes! This is the axe I lost *: Young man (with a long face), a good person has to be honest. Let me ask you again. Is this really yours?G: My God, I didn't lie to you about the axe in your hand. I'm telling you the truth. The axe is *: Young man (disappointed and shaking his head), it is important for you to be honest. I know you didn't tell me the truth. So, I won't help you. You just go.G: Why?! Why?! Why didn't I get the gold axe? It must be Jack's fault. He must be hiding something from me. I'll go talk to him tomorrow and see what he's going to say about this!Scene 3 Having a Fight(The following day…)H: What happened? What happened to your axe? Looks like you didn't get the gold and silver axes.G: (Holding the bad axe) It's all your fault. You cheated me! Because of you, I lost my axe, and now I have to use this old one. You have to get me a new one or you'll be in big trouble.H: I don't think so. You are too greedy; that's why you lost your axe. You deserved it.G: What!? I dare you to say that again.H: You deserved it.G: One more time!H: You deserved it.G: You brought this on yourself.(G pushed H and H tried 。
3.求幾篇短篇的英語情景劇劇本
阿q外傳阿Q: hello everyone. I am famous. My name is QQ. People call me A-Q. I am very famous. I love my job very much . You know I am a worker. But I hate my boss, he says he is a foreigner, but I don't believe it .老板： heng A_Q ,you know tomorrow is my fathers birthday.阿Q: oh ,your fathers birthday? How old is your father？老板： hah, he is dead.阿Q: oh he is````` I am sorry to hear that , I am sorry to hear that, I am sorry to hear thatBut when did your father die ？老板： Two years before I was born.阿Q: Oh ,two years before you were born ？老板： eng ,tomorrow ,AQ, you should work harder .阿Q: of course , of course I will work harder,. But master```老板： en？阿Q: I just want some more money. Some more money``老板： you want some more money？阿Q: Yes , some more money master.老板： hahah ，打他 Tell you , no way 阿Q: No way ```哭老板： I can find some body to help you .阿Q:Somebody to help me? Who？老板： WUMA, come here . Wuma, be quick.阿Q: wuma ？ 登場wuma老板： AQ, this is wuma. Wuma , now you just work together with *`````打他阿Q: master ，老板： this is wuma, ,you know you just work together with her.阿Q: NO problem`.老板： Do remember ,do not do anything wrong to her. . Or I will kill you.阿Q: OF course not.老板： 看表，its ten o`clock , I just want to go to buy some animals to eat.阿Q: OH animals to eat . OK`````老板： Remember, I will be back. Do not do anything wrong to her .阿Q: Of course not ,take it easy .```M 下場阿Q:eng ``` wuma , wuma . Wuma ,wuma whats your name ? wuma吳媽： My name is wuma 阿Q: wuma how many husbands do you have？吳媽： only one 阿Q: she says ONLY ONE a`` how old is he ?W : he is dead 阿Q: OH ,he is dead ,I am very glad to hear that. Wuma you know, my name is QQ, people tell me AQ. Wuma you know , I have a large house , you know? I make money everyday, a lot of money吳媽： so you have o lot of wives？阿Q: a lot of wifes? Oh I don't have any wifes. But I have two dogs ,and three cats and four monkeys.吳媽： are they beautiful？阿Q: of course , they are very beautiful.. but you are more beautiful than amimals. I am sorry ,I mean animals are more beatiful than you. I am sorry ,I mean you are as beautiful as *``` to be frank , to tell you the truth,actually in my heart , in fact ````I just want you to marry me. You know ,wuma,I just want you to be my *, I just want to sleep with you.吳媽： what ? what did you say？阿Q: wuma, I just want to sleep with you..吳媽： Wolf, wolf, no , no ,help, help, policeman policeman````P: Wher is the wolf ?W : hereP: he is AQ, he is not a wolf ,don't care about it . Beautiful woman! May I know your name？吳媽： My name is wuma, people call me wuma.警察：May I know your name？吳媽：My name is Wu Ma,People call me Wuma.警察：Oh Wuma,how many husband do you have？吳媽：Only one.警察：Oh,only one?How old is she？吳媽：He is dead.警察：Dead?Good.警察：Wuma,I just want you to be my wife No.6. To be my wife No.6.阿Q:Wuma… 警察：Wuma…阿Q:Wuma… 警察：Wuma… 警察 阿Q:Wuma… （動作）警察：阿Q啊…阿Q:ei…警察：Wuma is very beautifu,right？老板：阿Q啊阿Q:Oh,master！（警察嚇趴下）老板：what did u do to Wuma？阿Q:I did nothing!I did nothing！老板：Stop!Stop！阿Q:AH…老板：Wuma, Come here!Heng！（拍桌子，把睡在地上的警察嚇醒！）警察：Nice to meet you…老板：Wuma,coffee,coffee…警察：ei ei 端咖啡，看吳媽老板：Delicious coffee！警察：Beautiful woman…老板：Let's cheers！警察：OK,Cheers.（交杯酒）I have something to say.老板：What？警察：（從口袋里拿出錢）Ten thousands.老板：What do you mean？警察：I want Wuma.老板：Ah?You want Wuma？阿Q：（沖過來）Master！老板：My dear sir,you know,tomorrow is my farther's birthday.I need her to work for me.警察：I know,I know！老板：You know. Ha Ha Ha…警察：One million！老板：One million？警察：I want Wuma.阿Q：（沖過來）I want Wuma.老板：My dear Sir,you know,tomorrow is really my father's birthday.警察：I know,I know…老板：you know…警察：（掏出槍）I want Wuma！老板：Hn…. Wuma is yours！警察：Thank you !hey Wuma you know, I am a good person,I am really very good. （掏出錢，塞到吳媽手中）You see,I'm good.吳媽：撒掉錢，老板去撿警察：Shit,I will kill you.阿Q：哼，我手持鋼鞭將你打！Master！警察：哼 Wma,if you don't go with me,I will kill you at once.阿Q:You can't hurt her.警察：eng,bia（用槍打阿Q）阿Q:I am hurt,I am dying Wuma,but before I die,I will draw a picture for * a moment. （沖到老板面前，嚎哭）Master,this is 。
4.跪求語言簡單的,時間短的英語話劇
Three Times' Beating Monster三打白骨精 人物：T唐僧 S：孫悟空 E：豬八戒 J：沙僧 B：白骨精 B1:B變成的村姑 B2:B變成的太婆 B3:B變化成的老頭 N：哪吒 T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now? S: Bajie,map! E： （摸出，遞給S） S: Look,master （湊近T）………（T、S一齊轉向E） T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, nof to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you! E: Oh,master!Forgive me（伸手拿回） T： （縮手）I'll keep it for you until we reach the west E: But…… T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map? E： （遞）*…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can't walk on any more！（坐）My stomach doesn't allow So. S: Fat Pig! E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will………. S: You will what（兇相）？ E： （軟禁）I will help you catch fleas（跳蚤）. S: Hm! T：（輕咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food? E: You see ,master is hungry,too! T: Baijie!Don't forget who ate my last meal! J: But master,if a monster comes while brother monkeg is away….. T: Em…….It is a *,do you have any idea? S: No problem！（安裝）（B已躲在一旁偷看） E: This is…..？ S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master's books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it! T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power! S: Bye！（走） T: Let's play cards！（三人開始打牌）音樂《斗地主》 B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.（變成B1） B1： （接近三人，望著）Can I join you? T: I'm sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three people are enough. B1： （在一旁觀看）Oh,Chance! Bomb! T: Bomb？（打出） B1: Double King! T: Oh….I win! Em……，Lady,you are a master-hand. Come in and teach me！（準備開電網門） S： （回來，看見B1）Oh,monster！（上前就打） B1： （倒）Ah…… T： （氣憤）Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher! S: She is a monster! T: Nonsense！（深呼吸） S: Oh,please don't…… T:It's too late！（唱）Once more……you open the door…（泰坦尼克主題曲，走音離譜） S: Please,Please,oh,no……（痛苦抱頭） T： （嗆住，咳）Wukong,I'm disappointed with you! B： （真身出現）Hm!Sun Wukong, I'll teach you a lesson！（變成太婆） B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter? T: Daughter？。
（連忙擋住地尸體）No,sorry！（陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T擋） S： （咬牙切齒）You monster, I'll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T頭，T暈，S再打死B2) E&J: Are you Ok, master？（扶T） J: Look，（伸食指）how many? T:Two…..（暈乎乎地）Sun Wukong, game over！（變成B3） B3： （看到B1,B2尸體）Oh….，my daughter, my wife! Who did it？！！（哭喊） S: I'll kill you, monster！（打） T： （想阻止，未及）You,you。..（險些暈，E,J扶住 ）You have killed three lives! S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster! T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!! S： （悲，離去）（音樂，營造 “假”悲傷氣氛）《人鬼情未了》 E: Master, brother Monkey is。
. T: Scratch! Don't mention that guy any more! B： （出現） Ha,ha,ha！（三尸體B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飄”走） T： （驚）You are。
B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被擊退) B： （抓住T）I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha。
S： （悄悄走到B后，打B,B暈）A thousand years later. T: Wukong? E: Oh,Brother Monkey! J: Our hero is back! T: I,I can't understand。
What happened? S: Master,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you! T: How,how did you find out? S： （沉默）。
.Monkey's intuition（直覺） N: Excuse me, where is the cniminal? S; Ah。
you are too late ,Nezha！（對T）I've called the police. N： （搖醒B）You are under arrest .（出示證件）You have the right to remain silent If you give up the right, anything you will say can and will be against you in a court of law！（帶走B） T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry（小聲） S: What? T: I'm sorry. S: Em? Louder,please? T: I。
am。
sorry。
..(S 捂耳)（音樂響）《敢問路在何方》（這個放伴奏） T: Let's go guys！（ 歌） S: You are carrying the luggage, I am leading the horse. E: Say goodbye to the sun, Welcome evening glow. J: Sleeping on the ground, again we set out set out, again we set out. T.S.E.J: Ah。
Ah。
Sleeping on the ground again we set out. T: One after the other the seasons go by,and ohe after the other, the year go on. You wonder where the road is. The road is under your feet。.。
5.找一篇簡短的英文話劇
Scene1(At Salesman's home) N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming! S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I'm the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular，（展示），I don't know why. The foolish students always come here. I'll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money…… Oops! It's time to make candies now.（看表） First, put the flour on the table. Then, water, sugar, flour.（邊說邊做） Now press, press…… Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it！（滿不在意的神情） Press, press…… Oh, my god!Never mind! Just do it! Press, press, the children will not know it , it's OK,hehehe…… Now let me cut it into pieces!。
6.急需5~10分鐘的簡單英語話劇
《孔雀東南飛》（英文搞笑話劇） 本文來自： 恒星英語學習網（） 詳細出處參考：Wanderseveryfivemiles焦仲卿Johnny(Jforshort)劉蘭芝Lunch(Lforshort) 焦母Johnny'smother(JMforshort)劉母Lunch'smother(LMforshort) 太守之子Mayor'sson(MSforshort)強盜Burglars(ABandC) Prologue (J作被打狀跑上臺，內砸出一卷紙筒，J被打中，狼狽不堪) J:EverybodysaysthatI'mhenpecked,butinfact,I'masstrongasatiger，（小聲）whilemy wifeisWuSong. （指著上臺處的門大聲道）I'mnotafraidofyou！ （內砸出一臉盆，J接住當成盾牌護著頭）Then,I'mafraidofwhom? *raverthanme, *anthertobetender *isnot!Havingawifelikethisisjustlikelivinginthehell！ （內又砸出一卷紙筒，擊中J） MyGod!Whocanhelpme？（下） Act1 （序幕結束時，JM作竊聽狀） JM（拄拐棍上）：Ican！ （對門內）Lunch!Lunch!Whereareyou? L（扎著圍裙，拿著鍋鏟，從門內跳出來）：I'mhere!What'supmum? JM:I'vetoldyouagainandagainthatyoushouldcallme“mymostbeautifulgracefuland dearestmother-in-law”. L:*beautifulgracefulanddearestmother-in-law,what'sup? JM:*ebeensorude,sobrusque,so lazy…… L:But…… JM:Neverinterruptme! L:Neverinterruptme!SinceImarriedyourson,thatterribleJohnny,Ihavebeenworkinghardall daylong,*aisedtensofthousandsofpigsandducksandchicken and…… JM:Butallthoseyouhavedonearenotasvaluableasagrandson! L（生氣地揮動著鍋鏟）：Oh,youwantagrandson,don'tyou？（開始解圍裙）Goandaskyour son.I'mleaving！（扯下圍裙，扔在JM的臉上，下） Act2 (LM坐在臺上打毛線，L拿著鍋鏟上) L:Mum,I'mback! LM:Youareback?Why?Whathappened? L:Iwaskickedoutbymymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother–in-law. LM（驚訝，但隨即露出幸災樂禍的神情）：See!Ihavealreadytoldyou!Whenyouinsistedon marryingthatterribleJohnny,Itoldyouthatheisuglystupidandpoor,butyoudidnotlisten *yourself…… L:But,mum…… LM:Neverinterruptme! L:Mum,I'*anttotellyouthatyouarealwaysrightOK?And I'llmarrywhomeveryouwantmeto. LM（大喜）：Nicegirl!Justnow,Imetthemayor'*:“Ifyoudaughter Haven'tbeenmarried,Ireallyreallywanttomarryher!”Nowyouarefreeagain,I'llgo andtellhim.（下） L（驚愕）：What?Themayor'sson?Themostfamousplayboyintheneighbor-hood？（手中的鍋 鏟掉在地上）WhatasillythingIhavedone！（下） Act3 (J睡眼惺忪上) J（邊走邊道）：Lunch!Lunch!Wherearemysocks？ （走了幾步，在地上撿起襪子）Heretheyare！（聞一下） Er!Howsmelly!Theyarestilldirty！ （突然想起）Lunchhasgone!Ihavetowashthemmyself. （他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起來）Oh,I'msohungry!Butthere'snobreakfast！（撿起地上的圍 裙）ThisiswhatLunchalwayswears!Imisshersomuch,andherexcellentcookingskill!Now *ocookformymotherandmyself. JM（上）：Where'smybreakfast?Where'sLunch?Hasn'tshegotupyet? J:Mum,can'tyouremember?Lunchhasgone! JM（沉吟片刻）：Well,totellyouthetruthJohnny,*sanice girl,goandtakeherback! J（立正敬禮）：Yesmadam! Act4 (J開心地走著，忽然跳出來三個強盜) A:Heyyou!Stopandlistentous! Theroadisbuiltbyme！（抬腳重重地踩在一塊大石頭上） B:AndIplantedonetree！（亦抬腳踩在同一塊石頭上） C:Ifyouwanttogobythisstreet---（欲踩石頭，但踩到了A的腳） AB&C:Giveusallyourmoney! J（搜遍了每一個口袋，掏出1角硬幣）：Is1maoenough？ （三強盜暈倒狀，接著三人聚在一邊商量） A:Whatbadluck!Thisguyisbroken! B:Ifwecannotrobanymoneytoday,wewillhavenothingtoeattonight! C:Iheardthatthemayor'*oand robthewedding! A&B:Goodidea! J（驚訝）：What?What?Lunchisgoingtogetmarried?It'simpossible! AB&C:Why?Aprettygirlandarichman,whatagoodcouple! J:ButLunchismywife!Wehaven'tgotdivorcedyet！ （突然有了主意）I'vegotanidea!Youaregoingtorobthewedding,don'tyou?I'llgo *ethemoneyandItakethebride. B:Haveyougotanyexperience? J:*'vegotthis!(J脫下鞋子從里面摸出一張支票，上書$1,000,000) Act5 （轉眼已到了婚禮之期.MS意氣風發用紅綢牽著新娘上，J蓋著紅蓋頭極不情愿地被拉上臺） （J和三強盜躍至臺中） ABC&J:Heyyou!Stopandlistentous! A:Theroadisbuiltbyme! B:AndIplantedonetree. C:Ifyouwanttogo。
7.要一個英文的話劇劇本,20分鐘左右的,急
人物甲 美國人乙 法國人丙 中國人丁 解說人，神仙，神仙的弟弟【甲乙丙三人人表情木訥站在臺上，解說人 這里有三個人，且說那持國天王，身披戰甲，卻時常流露慈顏微笑。
慈悲為懷，可說是剛柔并濟，相當完美。再說那增長天王，手持寶劍，橫眉怒目，神態冰冷，令人望而生畏，百鬼見之皆驚，儼如死神再世。
那廣目天王，雖不完美，亦不懾人，惟貌若平庸的他，手持定風珠，生就凈天慧眼，能審視風界眾生，明察秋毫，洞悉一切，了然于心。還有多聞天王，卻是四大天王中最復雜難明的一個……三 人 四大天王？解說人 是呀！這東方持國天王；這南方增長天王；這西方廣目天王；這北方……三 人 四大天王？解說人 這北……東方持國天王；南方增長天王；西方廣目天王；北……【三人看解說人解說人 對不起，我錯了。
解說人 這里有三個人，兩人會心一笑，紳士般的退去她的衣物。夕陽的余暉灑在她赤裸的侗體上，艷麗無雙的姿色，堅挺柔嫩的雙……中國人 錯了！沒有這個！！美、法 又錯了？解說人 對不起，（諂笑，換了一本書）這里有三個人，一個是美國人，他的名字叫……美國人 （擺POSE）辛~布魯瑞克~梅索布那達~納巴！解說人 哦，小新！一個是法國人。
法國人 （擺POSE）白~斯基雅達~卡西莫多~解說人 小白！還有一個是中國人中國人 （擺POSE）二狗子，我是二狗子，呵呵呵！各位多包涵……解說人 三個人艱難的走在大沙漠里。【三人走解說人 唉，唉，唉！艱難的！【三人怒視解說人，艱難的走解說人 他們走著走著，走著走著，突然！他們看到一個瓶子。
美國人 這里面一定有水！法國人 這說不定是寶物！美國人 是水！法國人 是寶物！美國人 水！法國人 寶物！中國人 （猥瑣，笑）這是二鍋頭的酒瓶子！【美法沮喪，中把玩酒瓶解說人 他打開瓶塞，里面飄出一個人來。解說人 那個人說……中國人 哪個人說？美國人 那個人說！中國人 哪呢？法國人 （指解說人）那！！解說人 我是神仙！三 人 哦？解說人 我能滿足你們每個人三個愿望！三 人 啊！美國人 （搶著說）我的第一個愿望是要很多的錢！很多！解說人 這個簡單，滿足你！說說第二個愿望吧。
美國人 （興奮）我要更多的錢！更多！解說人 神仙滿足他的愿望后，美國人又說了他的第三個愿望……美國人 I want to go home ！解說人 No problem man！美國人 Ha Ha!American I love you ！（熱情的跳下舞臺）解說人 于是美國人帶了很多的錢回了美國。（中國人上前準備說自己的愿望）解說人 （笑著對中國人說）神仙又問法國人。
法國人 我要美女！解說人 神仙便給了他美女。接著法國人又說……法國人 還有沒有更漂亮的……解說人 神仙又滿足了他，同美國人一樣，法國人也回到了法國。
【法摟著美女跳下舞臺解說人 好吧，我的中國朋友……二狗子！你是要金錢呢，還是美女呢？或者你有其他更好的愿望？說出來吧，我不會讓你失望的！（擺POSE）說吧！你的第一個愿望是什么！中國人 （試探性地）來瓶二鍋頭吧。解說人 （尷尬）這……（從身上掏出一瓶二鍋頭）解說人 （熱情，繼續擺POSE）你的第二愿望是什么。
中國人 （醉）再來一瓶二鍋頭！來！咱倆一塊喝！解說人 （客氣地）我不喝！我不喝！中國人 你不給我面子？呵呵~來，是兄弟咱就干了！！解說人 （嚴肅）我！不！能！喝！中國人 呸，小樣！中午那一瓶都是誰喝的？啊？在這你裝起人了啊？（舉起那個大瓶）解說人 （看后臺，勸）不能喝啦！中國人 這酒好啊！二鍋頭！想當初……（突然的）你這孫子翅膀硬了！也他媽的不跟我喝酒啦？！啊？！解說人 （嚴肅）導演說了，再喝咱這戲就甭演了！中國人 導演怎么了？啊？導演怎么了？大不了這戲老子就不演啦！不演啦，不演啦！你他媽的算是什么東西？！有種就過來跟老子一塊喝，來呀！！……熊包！解說人 好，我熊包，我熊包（強忍怒氣），你的第三個愿望是什么，你也應該是想回中國吧？中國人 中國？（喝一口酒，摔瓶）中國要是有人陪老子喝酒，老子上這來干啥？不回不回！老子今天就不回去啦！解說人 （無奈~）快說吧，你就說我想回到中國去！來吧！說完我陪你喝酒！……說吧，你的第三個愿望是什么？中國人 還是法國人和美國人夠意思！把他們都弄回來陪我喝酒。【燈暗，燈亮后，只見美法保持下場前的狀態，站于中的兩邊解說人 當美國人和法國人明白這是怎么一回事之后，他們是氣憤得不得了啊！【美法二人大怒，揪起中國人正要暴扁！解說人 但又無可奈何……【美法動作急忙停住中國人 （打嗝）解說人 三個人只好繼續走，艱難的！【三人繼續艱難的走解說人 走著走著，他們又看見了一個瓶子。
美國人 這回一定是水！法國人 不！這回一定是寶物！美國人 水！法國人 寶物！美國人 水！法國人 寶物！中國人 （一把奪過來，不耐煩）這還是一個二鍋頭的瓶子！【美法沮喪解說人 他打開塞子又冒出來一個人來。美、法 （激動）又是你！中國人 （醉醺醺）又是你這孫子！解說人 我是剛才那神仙…的弟弟，法力沒他高強，所以只能滿足你們每個人兩個愿望。
解說人 美國人拉著法國人在一旁合計合計。【美法在一旁商量，不知道如何是好解說人 他們認。
8.小學生簡短的英語話劇劇本
Little Red Riding Hood 小紅帽第一場：Little Red Riding Hood家Mum： （媽媽拿著一個籃子，把桌紫的水果放在籃子里）Little Red Riding Hood：（唱著歌，歡快地跑進來）Hi,mummy, what are you doing?Mum： （一邊把水果放在籃子里，心事重重地說）Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to * Red Riding Hood：（邊提起籃子，邊點頭說）Ok!Mum： （親切地看著Little Red Riding Hood說） Be good. Be * Red Riding Hood: Yes ,*e, *: Bye-bye. Darling.第二場：在路上（一陣輕快的音樂遠而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎著籃子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁）Little Red Riding Hood: Wow!Flowers, how beautiful！ （放下籃子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three *：（隨著一陣低沉的音樂，Wolf大步地走上臺）I am wolf. I am hungry. （做找東西狀，東張西望） Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going？ （做狡猾的樣子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼）Little Red Riding Hood：（手摸辮子，天真地回答）To Grandma'*a is *：（自言自語）I' ll eat Grandma. But……（對Little Red Riding Hood說）Hey, look! 6 little baby * Red Riding Hood：（和6只鴨子隨著音樂翩翩起舞）Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大樹后）Little Red Riding Hood：（停止跳舞）Hello! Baby ducks,how are you?Six Ducks:We' re * you. Where are you going?Little Red Riding Hood:To Grandma'*, I must go, * Ducks:Goodbye.第三場：Grandma家Grandma： （喘著氣出場，顫顫悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床邊，喘了幾口，打幾個哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。）
Wolf：（從樹后出來，邊走邊說）I am very hungry now. （做找尋的樣子）Where is Grandma' s house？ （高興地對觀眾說）Aha , it's here.（敲門）Bang, Bang, *a: Who is it?Wolf：（裝出Little Red Riding Hood的聲音，一邊得意地搖動尾巴，一邊說）It's me. Little Red Riding *a： （邊說邊起床） Come in, come *：（得意洋洋地走到床邊） Grandma , I'll eat *a： （驚慌失措地抓緊衣服，瞪著眼睛，邊叫迫從床上滾到地上）灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。Wolf：（得意地拍拍肚子，翹起大拇指）Yummy!I'll * Red Riding Hood：（高興地敲門）*：（裝扮成Grandma的聲音） Who is it?Little Red Riding Hood:It's me。
Little Red Riding Hood. What a strange noise!Wolf:Come in, Come * Red Riding Hood：（蹦跳著進來，把籃子放在桌紫，走到床前一看，跳回幾步）Oh! What are big ears!Wolf:I can listen to your sweet * Red Riding Hood:Wow! What a big eyes!Wolf:I can see you pretty * Red Riding Hood:Oh! What a big *:I can hug * Red Riding Hood：（跪在床前，拉起Wolf的手，邊摸邊說）Look! What a big hands?Wolf：（從床上跳起來說）I can eat you!Little Red Riding Hood：（拼命地跑）Oh!No! No!Wolf：（追到Little Red Riding Hood，做吃狀，拍拍肚子說）It's delicious. I still sleep. I like *： （一邊拿著槍，一邊做尋找狀出場）Where's the wolf? Look! A door.（推門）The wolf is *：（發出呼呼的響聲）Hunter： （端起槍想打，又放下）What a big stomach！ （摸摸Wolf的肚子）Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside .I must be hurry.（從桌紫拿起剪刀，舉起） Look! Scissors. （做剪Wolf的肚子）Cut, cut, * Red Riding Hood/Grandma:Thank *: Grandma ,give me some needles and thread. Little Riding Hood ,Give me some *a： （從桌紫拿來針線）Little Red Riding Hood：（搬來幾個石頭）One, two, *： （把小石頭裝進Wolf的衣服里）Grandma: I'll thread *： （拿起槍）Woke up!Wolf：（起床，兩手托著大肚子）My stomach is so *: You big bad wolf, raise your arms!Wolf：（邊跑邊說） Help! Don't shot me!Hunter： （開槍）Bang, bang!Wolf： （應聲倒下）Hunter: The bad wolf is * Red Riding Hood和Grandma:Yeah! Thank * Red Riding Hood、Grandma、Hunter（一起鞠躬）： Thank you。