華閱文章網1.搞笑簡短的英語小品
The little girl liked wearing a red coat. So everybody called her Little Red * day, her grandma had a cold. Her mother said to Little Red Coat, “my dear, send some bananas and cakes to your grandma.”As she walked through the forest, a wolf saw her, “Hello, litter girl. Where are you going?”“I'm going to my grandma's house. She has got a cold.” Said Little Red Coat.“Where does she live?” asked the wolf.“She lives in the house near the forest. There are some big trees in front of her house.” Said Little Red Coat. “Bye-bye, little girl.” The wolf ran to the grandma's *a asked, “Who is it?”“It's me, Little Red Coat.” said the wolf.“Come in, please.”The big wolf opened the door and walked into the room. He ate Grandma * put on Grandma's coat and trousers. Then he lay in * Red Coat walked into her grandma's room. “What big eyes you have got, Grandma!” she said.“Because I want to see your pretty face.”said the wolf.“What a big mouth you have got, Grandma!”she said.“Because I want to eat you, my dear.”said the wolf.“Oh, no!”cried the little * bad wolf ate Little Red Coat, * wolf was sleeping on Grandma's * this time, a hunter came and saw the wolf. “What a big stomach he has got! Grandma must be in his stomach.”thought the * hunter cut open the wolf. Grandma and Little Red Coat were still alive. They jumped out of the *a and Little Red Coat were very happy. “Thank you.”they said to the hunter.
幫你沾來的，呵呵
2.搞笑的英語短話劇
演 出 陣 容Directors： 竇祥睿 Writers： 蔡佳佩、竇祥睿 Actors: Elizabeth：潘琬玲（女主角） Darcy： （男主角） Jane：蔡佳佩 *： 王玉慧 Wickham： 王志得 Bingley： 紀偉凡 Lydia： 李欣蓉 Servant： 許毓芬 Summary: Mrs. Bennet had three unmarried daughter, Jane, Elizabeth, and Lydia. They all had different * was very tender and elegant, Elizabeth was very intelligent, Lydia was very active. the story began when Mr. Bingley moved to the Neitherfield. He and his friend, Darcy, were handsome and rich. Mrs. Bennet was ambitious to find a man who could suit her daughter. At a party, Bingly and Jane fell in love, but Darcy and Elizabeth did't. What happened to them? The answer was Wickham. What did Wickham do to them? At last Lydia eloped with Wickham. Would they come back? Would Darcy and Elizabeth fall in love.
3.有沒有搞笑,短小,大概5分鐘的英語劇本啊
搞笑版白雪公主Aside: You can't see your hand in front of you in one at night, pitch-dark forest have one one black little girl running alarmed of clothing. (princess appears on the stage , the black clothing runs and encloses ) she is in rags, the complexion is wan and sallow , turn one's head and look around frequently, but not dare to stay under the foot. All of a sudden, she finds there is a small house in the front, she who is drained can not support again, have fallen to quickly. (The princess falls down, stick up the buttocks and get up. Push away on the door and has not opened for a long time; Pull, open. ) Princess: Food! The bread wants too! The apple wants too! My kao, the dish leaf is not missed either! ! (princess sits on the chair taking, type the belch) aside: After eating and drink, she has felt very tired, wants to have a rest, fall asleep soon …… Aside： ……Whether soon, owner of house come back, they whether seven is it quarry little short people of gold to open a mine in mountain. (Little short people are the basketball team team clothes, have, newspaper fruit name, is it sing (fruit fruit to dance ~~)) Snow: Turn towards and rotate left! (everybody transfers to at will) count off! (everybody's moustache newspaper) really can do nothing about you ……Turn right. Snow: (kick the door, see the princess calls) dragen! (shake hands, rub into) snow: dragen! Hit ! (play everybody,snow in before make not pushing away by the movements and callisthenics movement hand,at the same time last " Chinese Gonfu " aside) princess: Don't hit my face , don't hit my face ~~Peng Peng: Oh, the beauty ~~Snow: Stop! (jump one step after everybody, the princess gets up, look at everybody) insult: (whether gather up light rain, big Historical Records profit Gong dub), this can be regarded as the beauty too ……BEACH: WHERE ARE YOU FROM? Princess: Everybody is good, my name is the snow white, 5 years old this year, go to the kindergarten , has not got married yet. The thing is actually like this …… （On the mirror , bow, draw the things, draw for quite a while , draw out the newspaper, launch, write " the evil spirit mirror " on the newspaper, shut the newspaper, regain ） (the imperial mother goes to, beautiful kitchen apron, rub the mirror) the imperial mother: Mirror! Mirror! Tell me truth, who is the most beautiful woman here? Mirror: (Sing: YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL ~~YOU ARE SO HANDSOME ~~)Imperial mother, you are really a very beautiful woman . Imperial mother: Generally generally (put up both hands) Ha Ha Ha! Ha Ha Ha! I am the most beautiful woman in the world! ! ! Mirror : But, (say retreat), even beautiful than you snow white. Imperial mother: (go frantic kind) ……（ponder） (point loudly) waiter! Brick: (Sunglasses, hold the toothpick in the mouth, getting vacillating and staggering, rub imperial mother) rub not rubing by imperial mother: (push away) ……Has not your girl brushed teeth ? Brick: I KAO, these you can see even? ? Imperial mother: Tell you pieces of decent thing , have piece what snow white does it call , you help me to become him! Brick: Please say, how much is it? Imperial mother: 2 million, how about it? Brick: (spit toothpicks) 2 million? Must do, brothers, I carry a usual mind, don't root signature pen,go over great river of I north and south, it drink not hot very popular one all the same. 2 million is not all right. Imperial mother: Do you have small honey? Do you have little and honeyed? (say edge step), find you such as the pieces of Zhao Benshan, how about it? Brick: (think a little) make a deal! Imperial mother: (embrace in a low voice) but must click agilely clean under you! Brick: Receive! No pa! Imperial mother: Ha Ha Ha! Ha Ha Ha! (end) (whether brick is it is it is it put the things of garment to down to squat to turn round) Princess: Now, we please produce the specially invited guest of today - -Handsome and graceful, cajaput face wind, it is called little killer adobe of flying dragon the jade, the bracket, board brick, the bracket finishes, comrade. Brick: Whether (whether is it turn round to jump, cook salted duck egg superman must abate form, laugh foolishly), princess. Is it see night in toe to stretch out one's hand in one, (whether sound mention), he , he , he of he ， ……he catch left hand of me, (whether brick pay special attention to princess' left hand), then, he, he he ……He catch right hand of me, (whether 180 of song-and-dance duet, brick pay special attention to princess' right hand), then, he， ……（whether tone calm）, he and I dance a dance. From then on, in the American man who I fell into him counted . One day, he said he wanted to take me to Yuyuan Pond to watch the orien。
4.40 人的搞笑 的英語短劇劇本
Legend of phoenix Aside : This stage play was adapted according to an old story about a phoenix' enjoyable experience in the beautiful water city of Liaocheng .The phoenix ,because she slyly drunk a glass of strong liquor in the heaven which was the tribute from the earth , was drove out from the heaven and fell on this enchanting place on the earth in an appearance of humanoid beauty .She would not return back until she found the same * 1Phoenix (soliloquy):Oh ,it was really a sound sleep .I dreamed of my mother and my sister , oh , I missed them so much . How can I return back .Yes , I have to search for the liquor , that fragrant and strong liquor . If I find it and drink the same amount . I will get my colorful plume and fly back to my heavenly home , and see my mother and sister . But…where am I ? The place is so charming that it reminds me of my home .Green grass , broad lake…Over The RainbowScene 2(Mr. Zhang was a local merchant in Liaocheng ,while Mr. Wang was a merchant from Hangzhou who had promised to bring Mr. Zhang some jade plates for their business exchange . For Mr. Wang , it was his first trip to Liaocheng , and so ,Jinghang Canal was considered to be the most convenient route . But he has confronted much more difficulties . This morning a preceding letter said that Mr. Wang was going to arrived at Shanshan Guild Hall this noon . In case of missing Mr. Zhang has been waiting there since a very early time . However it was a long anxious wait . Mr. Zhang has grown too boring to stay any more , then , Mr. Wang finally showed up . But to everyone's big surprise…)Merchant Wang : Deep water ,watch out !Merchant Zhang : Damn it ! What is going on ? Oh , hey guy it's you , I thought you've drowned . You always surprise me .Merchant Wang : Oh , *,sorry for so much trouble and such a long *,it was really a hard journey . When my boat almost drow into shore , there is something wrong with the wheels. So , I have to swim here .Merchant Wang : But the jade plates you want are save , I've brought a sample here .M.Z:Oh , thank * should be very tired . I've reserved a hotel for you to rest.I can stay in Liaocheng for a few days and have a good look at the beautiful old city.M.W : Yeah,I think that I should .The views along the JingHang Canal are so elegant that I was fascinated by it and forget to * before I arrived here,somebody told me that Liaocheng was a city with long history and full of cultures.I think it worth a long stay.M.Z:It deserved it .Even many foreigners like to stay here for the rest of their * besides the JingHang Canal it also has a board lake which was called DongChang Lake,one of the biggest man-made lakes in * beauty can be compared with the XiHu in Hangzhou or even more beautiful than that.M.W:Yeah,and the magic tall Guang Yue Lou,which was built without a * this…，ShanShan guild hall is a good place for us to exchange business . All of this worth a long stay.M.Z:* still a lot for you to *, by the way , aren't you hungry ? How about that we have supper first?I've prepared some good dishes special in Liaocheng and some liquor…M.W:Oh,stop…I mean…I can't wait , expecially the liquor.M.Z:Let's go…Merchant Wang : Oh , wait , my sister has been here with me .Merchant Zhang : Really ? Where is she ?MW: She is still in the boat . You know she is such a lady , and she would rather stay there than swim along with me .MZ : Yeah, I know . So go and find her , quick . How luckily that she is not a crazy man as you .Scene 3Sister : oh , what a beautiful city Liaocheng is ! Oh , look at the views . these are even more charming than some places in Hangzhou . I'd like to stay here for the rest of my life . I don't care about my brother . He always want to put me under his surveillance,and protect me as a little * I'm seventeen now,old enough for me to find my love,and start my own * years after my parents died,my big brother really take good care of * I appreciate those things very *,I also love my brother,but that's not enough.I can't stay with him * has to find his own life,so do *,how about if I find a gorgeous boy here and marry him?Oh,sounds like a good * how could I?M.Z:Hey,there's a beautiful * that your sister?M.W:Yeah,she must be tired of waiting and prefer to walk,and meet *,Morven,come here!Morven:Oh,hi,brother,I'so tired of staying in the boat that I walked here.M.W:Morven , this is Mr. Zhang , and , my sister Morven .MZ : Hi, Morven , ( nice girl , to MW)Morven:Nice to meet you . (delicate feel。
5.簡短的英語話劇劇本
英語話劇劇本推薦：《威尼斯商人》、《俄狄浦斯王》、《第十二夜》、《被縛的普羅米修斯》、《鳥》。
1、《威尼斯商人》
《威尼斯商人》 是英國戲劇家莎士比亞創作的戲劇，是一部具有諷刺性的喜劇。大約作于1596~1597年。該劇的劇情是通過三條線索展開的：一條是鮑西亞選親；一條是杰西卡與羅蘭佐戀愛和私奔；還有一條是“割一磅肉”的契約糾紛。
2、《俄狄浦斯王》
《俄狄浦斯王》是古希臘作家索福克勒斯創作的劇本，約公元前431年演出。《俄狄浦斯王》戲劇，取材于希臘神話傳說中關于俄狄浦斯殺父娶母的故事，展示了富有典型意義的希臘悲劇沖突——人跟命運的沖突。
3、《第十二夜》
《第十二夜》是英國劇作家莎士比亞創作的戲劇，約寫于1600一1602年間，1623年在書業公所登記，同年收入第一對開本中。這部作品以抒情的筆調，浪漫喜劇的形式，再次謳歌了人文主義對愛情和友誼的美好理想，表現了生活之美、愛情之美。
4、《被縛的普羅米修斯》
《被縛的普羅米修斯》是古希臘悲劇家埃斯庫羅斯的一部話劇作品，劇中主要塑造了普羅米修斯這一位愛護人類、不屈服于暴力的光輝形象。該劇情節簡單，結構也不復雜，但它歷來受到人們的重視，被視為古典名作。
5、《鳥》
《鳥》是阿里斯托芬（公元前414年）的杰作之一，是現存的唯一以神話幻想為題材的喜劇。劇中有兩個雅典人和一群鳥一起在天和地之間建立了一個“云中鵓鴣國”。這個國家是一個理想的社會，其中沒有貧富之分，沒有剝削，勞動是生存的唯一條件。
6.英語搞笑小品劇本（要簡單點）
12分鐘好象有點長，我這里有我參加“星星火炬英語風采大賽”的劇本。
參考一下額 Time ancient times. Character Mister Dongguo, wolf, hunter, old apricot tree, Lao Niu, old farmer." In wilderness the mist and dust is billowing, shouts the acoustic shock day. In shouted that, " fight wolves!pursues (a wolf belt arrow wound to go on stage) wolf: I originally am come from the north wolf, but in today the arrow was injured (wolf lamely to run) [ Mister Dongguo to carry on the book pouch, on the one hand walks on the other hand self-effacingly recites poetry.) Guo: From a pot of wine among the flowers I drank alone. There was no one with me -- Till, raising my cup, I asked the bright moon To bring me my shadow and make us three. (Between the flower a pot liquor, drinks alone without the intimate. Raises glass invites the bright moonlight, becomes three people to the shade) (suddenly to discover on road crowd of ants, heart of the mercy, has lifted a foot does not endure to lay down) Guo: (Reads) walks not injuries the cricket 蟻命 manner to have to have the mercy heart (cautiously to bypass ant, after continues to lead the way) (field shout big quake) Guo: What happened next? The United States military has joined battle with Iraq? (Wolf runs has come up) the wolf: The adult saves a life, behind had a hunter to have to peel my skin, rescued me! Guo: Good good, is the person to want to be sincere (was saying behind, dismounts the package, all but actually came out the inside book) Guo: You first hide in this package (wolf lamely sneak in package) (Mister Dongguo to carry book pouch, continues to walk) (on hunter) the hunter asks Guo: Ask scholar's, has seen the wolf which was injured to pass a moment ago? Guo: Not. Hunter: Thanks gentleman. After (under hunter) (waits hunter to walk far, Mister Dongguo put wolf from book pouch has gotten down) Guo: The hunter walked, you in a big hurry escape the wolf: Is not I does not want to walk, I really am tired hungry Guo: What then you do want to eat? Wolf: I must eat your meat! ! (Reveals fierce and antagonistic expression) Guo: Why then you do want to eat me? I have graciousness and you Wolf: Because you me stuffily in book pouch too long Guo: Really is the good intention not good newspaper. Is not good, I must go ask the person to figure out! (Said, brings wolf to go) (to walk to an old tree under) Guo: Sets up eldest sister, I rescued the wolf, the wolf have actually had to eat me. You to me comment this principle! Tree: Should eat! (Wolf self-satisfied has smiled) the tree: Your humanity endlessly cutted the piece of trees, continually our these old trees do not let off, burns us with the fire. Why can't the wolf eat you? Ate you to be able few individual to damage the nature (under old tree, wolf slowly approached Mister Dongguo) (by now on cow) Guo: Holds on a minute, lets me ask Niu eldest brother Guo: Eldest brother Niu, my good intention has rescued this wolf, now it actually must eat me. Should you said? Cow: This! Our Lao Niu gives birth to must do this for your humanity to do that, drinks or our milk. But we only eat the worst fodder every day, rest the worst cowshed, you also had to dig up our cowhide to make money. The old wolf should eat you. Wolf: (Sneers). Looked you also have any flattery (under cow) (on farmer) Guo: And so on one and so on, the distant place has come an old farmer. Asks him to figure out, if he said you should eat me, I have complied with. Wolf: Good, I give you last the opportunity. Guo: The old uncle, I has rescued this wolf, it actually ungratefully must eat me. You said this makes sense? The farmer asks the wolf: Why did you want to eat your savior? Wolf: He too has been stuffily long me in the book pouch, almost suffocates me (farmer to take up book pouch, about about looks at) the farmer: Was this book pouch such small, how many installs the book all not to be able to install, how installed under you? Or you demonstrate to me have a look? Wolf: The demonstration (said on the demonstration, earth-boring auger has leisurely gone in) the farmer to settle on the time, grips tightly the book pouch mouth, ties up with the string. The wolf on is stranded in the inside farmer: Silly scholar, the wild animal eventually is a wild animal, could not change natural disposition. Is the person surely not to be able to be excessively benevolent! Guo: (Nod name is) indeed indeed, declines office due to old age the uncle to teach the farmer: Then the present, we "solved" it (say. Two people treat the book pouch to pummel, the farmer also uses the hoe to pound the wolf. The wolf sends out the sorrowful bugle call in inside, one could not not。
7.4人搞笑簡單的英語話劇劇本,帶翻譯一定要簡單的,我是六年級的學
我有很搞笑的，但是是6人FORREST (voice-over) That Momma, she sure was right. It's funny how things work out. EXT. BAYOU LA BATRE/BUBBA'S MOM'S HOUSE - DAY Forrest walks up to a shack on the edge of the Bayou. A group of black kids play in the front yard. FORREST (voice-over) I didn't stay home for long, because I'd made a promise to Bubba. And I always try to keep my promise. So I went on down to Bayou La Batre to meet Bubba's family and make their introduction. Bubba's mother named MRS. BLUE and her other children look at Forrest. MRS. BLUE Are you crazy, or just plain stupid? FORREST Stupid is as stupid does, Mrs. Blue. MRS. BLUE I guess. EXT. BUBBA'S GRAVE - DAY Forrest steps over to Bubba's tombstone. FORREST (voice-over) And of course, I paid my respect to Bubba himself. FORREST Hey, Bubba, it's me, Forrest Gump. I remember everything you said, and I got it all figured out. Forrest pulls out notes from his pocket. FORREST I'm taking the twenty-four thousand, five hundred and six-two dollars and forty-seven cents that I got。
EXT. BAYOU - DAY Forrest walks across a yard where men are cleaning shrimp. FORREST (voice-over) 。 well, that's left after a new hair cut and a new suit and I took Momma out to real fancy dinner and I bought a bus ticket and three Doctor Peppers. Forrest walks along a wooden pier. Forrest pays an old black shrimper a large wad of cash. OLD SHRIMPER Tell me something. Are you stupid or something? FORREST Stupid is as stupid does, sir. EXT. BUBBA'S GRAVE Forrest stands at the grave. FORREST Well, that's what's left after me saying, "When I was in China on the All-America Ping-Pong Team, I just loved playing ping-pong with my Flex-O-Ping-Pong Paddle." Which everybody knows it isn't true, but Momma says it's just a little white lie so it wouldn't hurt nobody. So, anyway, I'm putting all that on gas, ropes and new nets and a brand-new shrimpin' boat. EXT. BAYOU - DAY Forrest steers his shrimping boat. The boat is old and rusty. Forrest unleashes his nets as his catch of the day drops to the deck. It is a bunch of garbage and shells. Forrest picks up one shrimp. FORREST (voice-over) Now, Bubba had told me everything he knows about shrimpin', but you know what I found out? Shrimpin' is tough. EXT. DOCKS Forrest pulls a couple of shrimp out of a bucket. FORREST I only caught five. OLD SHRIMPER A couple of more, you can have yourself a cocktail. The old shrimper begins to walk away, then stops and looks at Forrest. OLD SHRIMPER Hey, you ever think about namin' this old boat? FORREST (voice-over) I'd never named a boat before, but there was only one I could think of. Forrest paints a name on the side of his boat. The name is "Jenny." FORREST (voice-over) The most beautiful name in the wide world.譯文：福勒斯特（畫外音），媽媽，但她絕對是對的。
這是有趣的事情怎么工作。分機。
河口啦BATRE /布巴的媽媽的家——的一天福勒斯特走到一間小木屋在邊緣的河口。一群黑人孩子踢前面的院子。
福勒斯特（畫外音）我沒在家待太長時間，因為我犯了一個保證布巴。我總是努力保持我的承諾。
所以我就下到河口啦Batre滿足布巴的家庭和使他們的介紹。布巴的母親給布魯太太和她的其他孩子看，福勒斯特。
布魯太太你是不是瘋了，還是天生就這么蠢？福勒斯特蠢人做蠢事，夫人藍色的。布魯太太我猜一猜。
分機。布巴的墳墓——天福勒斯特步驟到布巴的墓碑上。
福勒斯特（畫外音）當然，我也去看望了布巴本人。福勒斯特：嘿，布巴，是我，福勒斯特?甘普。
我記得你說的一切，我讓所有事情都盤算好了。福勒斯特從口袋里掏出筆記。
福勒斯特，我將花二萬四千、五百和六十二美元和美分，我得到……47個分機。河口——天福勒斯特橫跨一個院子的男人都是清潔蝦。
福勒斯特（畫外音）……嗯，這是一個新發型后留下的和新衣服，我把媽媽去豪華晚宴而我買了車票和三個醫生辣椒。福勒斯特沿著一個木制的碼頭。
福勒斯特一個老黑shrimper支付一大把的鈔票。老SHRIMPER告訴我一些。
你是蠢還是什么？福勒斯特蠢人做蠢事，先生。分機。
布巴的墳墓福勒斯特站在墳墓。福勒斯特好，那就是后留下的我、說、“我中國乒乓球隊，我All-America而已我喜歡打乒乓球，Flex-O-Ping-Pong之中。”
每個人都知道這不是真的，但是媽媽說的話嗎這只是一個小小的善意謊言，這樣它就不會傷害到任何人。所以，無論如何，我把所有的氣體、繩子和新的網、全新的shrimpin的船。
分機。河口——天福勒斯特steers蝦船。
他這只船是古老而生銹。福勒斯特釋放他的網作為他釣的一天滴到甲板上。
它是一堆垃圾和貝殼。福勒斯特撿起一個蝦。
福勒斯特（畫外音）現在，布巴曾告訴過我所有他知道的關于shrimpin '，但你知道我發現嗎？Shrimpin”是很難。
8.幽默四人英語小短劇
小劇本-----小紅帽 Little Red Riding Hood 第一場：Little Red Riding Hood家 Mum： （媽媽拿著一個籃子，把桌子上的水果放在籃子里） Little Red Riding Hood：（唱著歌，歡快地跑進來）Hi,mummy, what are you doing?Mum： （一邊把水果放在籃子里，心事重重地說）Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to * Red Riding Hood：（邊提起籃子，邊點頭說）Ok!Mum： （親切地看著Little Red Riding Hood說） Be good. Be * Red Riding Hood: Yes ,*e, *: Bye-bye. Darling.第二場：在路上（一陣輕快的音樂由遠而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎著籃子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁） Little Red Riding Hood: Wow!Flowers, how beautiful！ （放下籃子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three *：（隨著一陣低沉的音樂，Wolf大步地走上臺）I am wolf. I am hungry. （做找東西狀，東張西望） Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going？ （做狡猾的樣子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼） Little Red Riding Hood：（手摸辮子，天真地回答）To Grandma'*a is *：（自言自語）I' ll eat Grandma. But……（對Little Red Riding Hood說）Hey, look! 6 little baby * Red Riding Hood：（和6只鴨子隨著音樂翩翩起舞） Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大樹后） Little Red Riding Hood：（停止跳舞）Hello! Baby ducks,how are you?Six Ducks:We' re * you. Where are you going?Little Red Riding Hood:To Grandma'*, I must go, * Ducks:Goodbye. 第三場：Grandma家 Grandma： （喘著氣出場，顫顫悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床邊，喘了幾口，打幾個哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。）
Wolf：（從樹后出來，邊走邊說）I am very hungry now. （做找尋的樣子）Where is Grandma' s house？ （高興地對觀眾說）Aha , it's here.（敲門）Bang, Bang, Bang. Grandma: Who is it?Wolf：（裝出Little Red Riding Hood的聲音，一邊得意地搖動尾巴，一邊說）It's me. Little Red Riding *a： （邊說邊起床） Come in, come *：（得意洋洋地走到床邊） Grandma , I'll eat *a： （驚慌失措地抓緊衣服，瞪著眼睛，邊叫迫從床上滾到地上） 灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。Wolf：（得意地拍拍肚子，翹起大拇指）Yummy!I'll * Red Riding Hood：（高興地敲門）*a. Wolf：（裝扮成Grandma的聲音） Who is it?Little Red Riding Hood:It's me。
Little Red Riding Hood. What a strange noise!Wolf:Come in, Come * Red Riding Hood：（蹦跳著進來，把籃子放在桌子上，走到床前一看，跳回幾步）Oh! What are big ears!Wolf:I can listen to your sweet * Red Riding Hood:Wow! What a big eyes!Wolf:I can see you pretty * Red Riding Hood:Oh! What a big *:I can hug * Red Riding Hood：（跪在床前，拉起Wolf的手，邊摸邊說）Look! What a big hands?Wolf：（從床上跳起來說）I can eat you!Little Red Riding Hood：（拼命地跑）Oh!No! No!Wolf：（追到Little Red Riding Hood，做吃狀，拍拍肚子說）It's delicious. I still sleep. I like *： （一邊拿著槍，一邊做尋找狀出場）Where's the wolf? Look! A door.（推門）The wolf is *：（發出呼呼的響聲） Hunter： （端起槍想打，又放下）What a big stomach！ （摸摸Wolf的肚子）Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside .I must be hurry.（從桌子上拿起剪刀，舉起） Look! Scissors. （做剪Wolf的肚子）Cut, cut, * Red Riding Hood/Grandma:Thank you. Hunter: Grandma ,give me some needles and thread. Little Riding Hood ,Give me some stones. Grandma： （從桌子上拿來針線） Little Red Riding Hood：（搬來幾個石頭）One, two, *： （把小石頭裝進Wolf的衣服里） Grandma: I'll thread *： （拿起槍）Woke up!Wolf：（起床，兩手托著大肚子）My stomach is so *: You big bad wolf, raise your arms!Wolf：（邊跑邊說） Help! Don't shot me!Hunter： （開槍）Bang, bang!Wolf： （應聲倒下） Hunter: The bad wolf is dead. Little Red Riding Hood和Grandma:Yeah! Thank you. Little Red Riding Hood、Grandma、Hunter（一起鞠躬）： Thank you 英語短劇：The Fox and the Tiger（狐假虎威） T---Tiger F---Fox R---Rabbit B---Bird Fr---Frog B----Bear Tiger: I'm a great tiger. I'm very strong. I'm very brave. I'm the king of the * now I'm very hungry. I must find sth. to eat at once, or I'll die immediately. Oh, there's nothing here. And here is nothing, either. Oh, I want to have a rest. (Sleep soundly) Fox: I'm a fox. You can see, I'm pretty and lovely. I'm good at cheating 0and telling lies. Just now I cheated a crew out of a piece of meat. Mm, Mm, Mm. How delicious it is!Tiger: Ah, a fox. A good 。
9.簡短的英語話劇劇本
英語話劇劇本推薦：《威尼斯商人》、《俄狄浦斯王》、《第十二夜》、《被縛的普羅米修斯》、《鳥》。
1、《威尼斯商人》《威尼斯商人》 是英國戲劇家莎士比亞創作的戲劇，是一部具有諷刺性的喜劇。大約作于1596~1597年。
該劇的劇情是通過三條線索展開的：一條是鮑西亞選親；一條是杰西卡與羅蘭佐戀愛和私奔；還有一條是“割一磅肉”的契約糾紛。2、《俄狄浦斯王》《俄狄浦斯王》是古希臘作家索福克勒斯創作的劇本，約公元前431年演出。
《俄狄浦斯王》戲劇，取材于希臘神話傳說中關于俄狄浦斯殺父娶母的故事，展示了富有典型意義的希臘悲劇沖突——人跟命運的沖突。3、《第十二夜》《第十二夜》是英國劇作家莎士比亞創作的戲劇，約寫于1600一1602年間，1623年在書業公所登記，同年收入第一對開本中。
這部作品以抒情的筆調，浪漫喜劇的形式，再次謳歌了人文主義對愛情和友誼的美好理想，表現了生活之美、愛情之美。4、《被縛的普羅米修斯》《被縛的普羅米修斯》是古希臘悲劇家埃斯庫羅斯的一部話劇作品，劇中主要塑造了普羅米修斯這一位愛護人類、不屈服于暴力的光輝形象。
該劇情節簡單，結構也不復雜，但它歷來受到人們的重視，被視為古典名作。5、《鳥》《鳥》是阿里斯托芬（公元前414年）的杰作之一，是現存的唯一以神話幻想為題材的喜劇。
劇中有兩個雅典人和一群鳥一起在天和地之間建立了一個“云中鵓鴣國”。這個國家是一個理想的社會，其中沒有貧富之分，沒有剝削，勞動是生存的唯一條件。
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