華閱文章網1.求搞笑的英語話劇劇本 至少十分鐘 五人或以上 要中英對照
我從Arnold Lobel的小故事"Cookies"找到靈感，寫下這段對話.感覺挺有意義的. Will power意志力 Mike(M) Danny(C), Tommy(T)-classmates 地點：Scene- in the college dorm大學宿舍 Danny is playing a computer game on his laptop. Tommy is sleeping. Mike came back from a morning jogging. M: hi, Dan, what are u doing? D: I am playing war craft. M: Where is Tommy? D: Shi ! M:What? What's the matter? D: Don't u see? He is still sleeping. M: My goodness! I can't believe this! It's almost nine. He got to get up now. Don't u remember we are required to make up a three people dialogue for tomorrow's oral class? D: Yes, I do. You wake up Tommy and I will play one more round of war craft. M: You'd better stop playing right now. We don't have much time to prepare this dialogue. Tommy! Tommy! Wake up! Time to wake up! T:five more minutes, please. Mike: No way, Jose. Time really * still have a lot to do. Hurry up. T: (Tommy sits up in his bed) Can I lie down two more minutes, please, just two more minutes? when Danny finishes his game, I will be fine.(Yawns) I don't know why I am so so sleepy. (Tommy lies down again.) M: Guys! I am really angry now. Time waits for nobody. If you two don't stop what you are doing now, I will find somebody else to be my partners. D and T: all right. All right. We listen to u. M: That's more like it. We need will power. D and T: what is will power? M: Will power is trying hard not to do something that you really want to do. D: You mean like trying not to play war craft? Mike: right. T: you mean like trying not to stay up late? M: right. Danny turns off his computer. Tommy gets up and goes to the bathroom. Two minutes later the three maskeetters are working on their assignment. Danny: Mike, can I take a little break? Let me play one round and we will continue our work? Tommy: Mike, Can I lie down a minute? My back hurts. Mike: Noo ! Let's finish our work first before we do other things. We need Will Power! Danny and Tommy: that's true. We need Will Power! We listen to you. Ok. Let's go! The end。
2.英語短劇劇本五個人的幽默的帶翻譯
英語短劇劇本1 Three Times' Beating Monster 人物：T唐僧 S：孫悟空 E：豬八戒 J：沙僧 B：白骨精 B1:B變成的村姑 B2:B變成的太婆 B3:B變化成的老頭 N：哪吒 T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?S: Bajie,map!E： （摸出，遞給S） S: Look,master （湊近T）………（T、S一齊轉向E） T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, nof to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you!E: Oh,master!Forgive me（伸手拿回） T： （縮手）I'll keep it for you until we reach the west E: But…… T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?E： （遞）*…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can't walk on any more！（坐）My stomach doesn't allow So.S: Fat Pig!E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will……….S: You will what（兇相）？E： （軟禁）I will help you catch fleas（跳蚤）.S: Hm!T：（輕咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?E: You see ,master is hungry,too!T: Baijie!Don't forget who ate my last meal!J: But master,if a monster comes while brother monkeg is away…..T: Em…….It is a *,do you have any idea?S: No problem！（安裝）（B已躲在一旁偷看） E: This is…..？S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master's books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it!T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power!S: Bye！（走） T: Let's play cards！（三人開始打牌）音樂《斗地主》B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.（變成B1） B1： （接近三人，望著）Can I join you?T: I'm sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three people are enough.B1： （在一旁觀看）Oh,Chance! Bomb!T: Bomb？（打出） B1: Double King!T: Oh….I win! Em……，Lady,you are a master-hand. Come in and teach me！（準備開電網門） S： （回來，看見B1）Oh,monster！（上前就打） B1： （倒）Ah…… T： （氣憤）Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher!S: She is a monster!T: Nonsense！（深呼吸） S: Oh,please don't…… T:It's too late！（唱）Once more……you open the door…（泰坦尼克主題曲，走音離譜） S: Please,Please,oh,no……（痛苦抱頭） T： （嗆住，咳）Wukong,I'm disappointed with you!B： （真身出現）Hm!Sun Wukong, I'll teach you a lesson！（變成太婆） B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?T: Daughter？。
（連忙擋住地尸體）No,sorry！（陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T擋） S： （咬牙切齒）You monster, I'll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T頭，T暈，S再打死B2) E&J: Are you Ok, master？（扶T） J: Look，（伸食指）how many?T:Two…..（暈乎乎地）Sun Wukong, game over！（變成B3） B3： （看到B1,B2尸體）Oh….，my daughter, my wife! Who did it？！！（哭喊） S: I'll kill you, monster！（打） T： （想阻止，未及）You,you。..（險些暈，E,J扶住 ）You have killed three lives!S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!!S： （悲，離去）（音樂，營造 “假”悲傷氣氛）《人鬼情未了》E: Master, brother Monkey is。
.T: Scratch! Don't mention that guy any more!B： （出現） Ha,ha,ha！（三尸體B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飄”走） T： （驚）You are。
B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被擊退) B： （抓住T）I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha。
S： （悄悄走到B后，打B,B暈）A thousand years later.T: Wukong?E: Oh,Brother Monkey!J: Our hero is back!T: I,I can't understand。
What happened?S: Master,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!T: How,how did you find out?S： （沉默）。
.Monkey's intuition（直覺） N: Excuse me, where is the cniminal?S; Ah。
you are too late ,Nezha！（對T）I've called the police.N： （搖醒B）You are under arrest .（出示證件）You have the right to remain silent If you give up the right, anything you will say can and will be against you in a court of law！（帶走B） T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry（小聲） S: What?T: I'm sorry.S: Em? Louder,please?T: I。
am。
sorry。
..(S 捂耳)（音樂響）《敢問路在何方》（這個放伴奏） T: Let's go guys！（ 歌） S: You are carrying the luggage, I am leading the horse.E: Say goodbye to the sun, Welcome evening glow.J: Sleeping on the ground, again we set out set out, again we set out.T.S.E.J: Ah。
Ah。
Sleeping on the ground again we set out.T: One after the other the seasons go by,and ohe after the other, the year go on. You wonder where the road is. The road is under your feet.T.S.E.J: You uonder 。
3.5人的英文短劇5分鐘之內
無間道 H:Mydearest ! letmeintroduce yeguchengtoyou！ （指Y） thisisyegucheng. K:sitdownplese, yegucheng. H走到Y前，《婚禮進行曲》起，H神甫狀：Yegucheng! headache,sair and aids? Y: Yes,Ido. K: Huamanlou, come . puttheringonhisfinger！（音樂停） X唱著上：Onlyyou……（看到戒子） thisringshouldbemine! K:Butwhoareyou? whyshoulditbelongyou? Y急切： king! dearking!Imustgonow,!huoxi（維語再見） K:huoxi? Whatdoesthatmean? ItisnotEnglish, isn't it ? Y:How clever…… X冷酷：yegucheng! comehere!! Y抱X的腿：oldbrother ! Forgiveme! X:Forgiveme? Why? Y: ,Ilostit. , I'lltellyou“I love you”,Iftheremustbea limited period,Ihopeitisthousandyear! X:Youshall cheat me!all you did are wrong!how can youtell thelady's“WC”! Y:Ilikegoinglady's WC .I……I…….(Y又拿出一袋牛奶) X: m-i-l-k?haha, ayixidailu！（我愛你的意思） K: ayixidailu?What'sthemeaning? whyIalsocan'tunderstandyou? X:Youarestupid! Itmeans“I love you”. K:Don't saythat“you love me”. I'! X:What？ （側耳裝著聽不到） You---kill----me?come, come…（X上去抓住K） K:Fuckyou. Imustkillyou! X:Howcanyoukillme? haha…… Y:Letmehaveatry! 3-2-1-0(X捂著肚子，蹲下) K: thankyouverymuch, yousaveme. Now, I' haveavacation. Y:That's good. . canyougivemea MM ?. K:ofcouse.! Hahaha……小品劇本大全 Y:Hahaha----- H:Where'ssomewhere? K:What? Y:Doyouwanttogolady's“WC”? X:Yes,I……I…… do. H頂著搖頭：X,no, no, youcan'tgotoLady's “WC”. ! becauseyouareX ! youarethe ! X: whatifI'mthebestintheword? !'mstillsomiserable ? whencanIgetmyfreedom? mustbethedeadday ? ! K: youareright. . Inthatcase ,whywill you die in such a bad sorrow way !gointo theLady's WC , thendie , comfortablly ! goahead ! H: you , stupid , bad behavior ! goaway ! K; why ? whydoyouhelphim ! whoacturallyareyou ? H: myreal name isLuXiaofeng------the wifeofX .I'maspy. K驚訝： ！you---you---YouareLuXiaofeng ? X'wife ? Y: . atricker ! doyouknow, youarethefirst person who cheated me ! because of you ,Ideeide never believe anyone else ,including myself .you have destroyed my looking for you for many years ,just for today ！ （輕聲說）Xwilldie ,goandseehim ,please . H撲倒在X的身邊：X,do't die ,you should be alive ,there are much hope inthe fature and tomorrow is a goodbeginning ! K:what amoving story !I was impressed ! Y:life is a progress ,but it is depressed that it can not resume ! H: life isa progress ,and it is delight that itneedn't resume ! (H忽然將一把匕首插進Y的心臟，K嚇跑.音樂《再見，警察》起) Y痛苦狀：don'tleave me here , you know I love you and I have nothing except you now ,please notabandon me !realizethat I'm wrong .help me,I intend to be back ,helpme ,I keyyou ,beg you------help me . I'll never dothat again !(Y死，音樂停) （X咳，H撲到身邊，電影《我的父親母親》原聲音樂起） H: X , oh , no ,you can't die ,we will go home together . X:gohome ! ? H:Tomorrow is another day !evenyou have thelast secondto live,youshould be alive ,not only for me , but for ourlove ! X:doyouwant way ? ok , ok , Ipromise I willbealive for you .but !youknow, Ihavenot timeleft ,but you have ,promisethatyou will be happy everyday !Youmustdome this honor。
promise meyou will survive。 that youwillnevergiveup。
nomatter what happens。 no matter howhopeless。
promise me now ,andnever let go of that promise. H: I promise . X:Never let go . H:Ipromise . Iwill never let go , X.I''''''''ll never letgo.(X死) H:be alive !yeah , bealive ! bealivewithout ahendance ! . , !。
4.求英文劇本（五人十分鐘
A（衣衫襤褸） B（衣著光鮮） C小花 D小草 E椅子 F新聞記者B坐在E上吃東西，A一乞丐上前A：先生，先生，請給我些面包，謝謝，我餓得不行了。
B：（厭惡）讓開，讓開。（然后便起身離開，這時他的錢包掉到E上頭了）A：先生，先生（A看見后，立即拾起，追上了走遠的B）B：讓開，讓開啊，我沒吃的了，也沒錢了（看也不看A，仍自顧自地走了）C：他真愚蠢啊D：是啊是啊（D點頭附和）A：可……先生……您聽我說……（仍拉著B衣服的后擺）B：挖，你這人怎么這么討厭！（還是沒有回頭看A一眼）C：椅子啊，你會不會覺得剛剛坐在你身上的人特愚蠢？E：唉，人總是這么愚蠢啊~~~~D：是啊是啊與此同時A與B還在糾纏，這時E終于隱忍不住爆發了。
E：先生！你的錢包丟了！你怎么這么傻啊。A與B同時回頭，看見了那會說話的椅子E，嚇昏過去了。
這一幕恰巧被經過的F看見了。于是F就報道了這一事件。
F：大家好，我是新聞記者F，今天我看見了一個奇異的現象，一個椅子說話了，兩個人被嚇昏了，下面我將采訪一下被嚇昏的兩個人。B：哦，上帝，哦，媽媽。
F：這個人傻了，我們不鳥他了，下面我采訪一下另一個人吧，請問你為什么不告訴他，他的錢包丟了？A：對不起，我不知道“錢包”這個單詞怎么講……F：通過這一事件，我們可以認識到，掌握一門外語的重要性，以及金錢給人類帶來的影響。是嗎，椅子？E：是啊，是啊（E傻傻地拼命點頭）C：唉，人可真愚蠢，椅子也被他們弄傻了。
D：誰讓這是一個童話呢……為了配合馬可的英文翻譯，所以臺詞能簡單就簡單啦。下面是馬可的英文翻譯。
A:sir,sir,please give me a piece of * you,sir.I'm hungry to die.B:get away,get away,dirty man.A:sir,sir!!B:run away,please run away.I have no food,and I don't have money,either.C:hey,xiao D,he is so foolish,isn't he?D:yes,yes.A:but。.sir。
.please listen to me。..B:wa,why are you so disgusting!!C:hey,chair,do you feel the man sat on you a moment ago is very stupid.E:ai,pretty flower,do you know,men are always very silly.D:yes,yes!!E:sir!you lost your wallet!can't you be more clever?F:good morning,everybody.I'm a jonrnist F. Today I saw a very weird thing--a chair open her mouth,and two men are frightened to *,I will intenview the two nozzy man.B:wo,my god,wo,my,mum.F:I'm sorry to tell you this man has been * needn't take notice of * me interview the other man,hello,man,can you tell men why didn't you tell him he lost his wallet?A:I'm sorry,I don't know how to speak "錢包" in english。
F:dear audience,through this thing we can learn that how improtant it is to mastery a foreign language,and how lagre the money affect * that all right,chair?E:yes,yes.C:ai,men is so silly.D:don't believe us,it is just a fairly * END!!。
5.有關英語的5人小品,要有中文,5分鐘左右
這個是適合5人或6人的，后面還有更多適合其他人數的短劇材料英語短劇：The Fox and the Tiger（狐假虎威）T---Tiger F---Fox R---Rabbit B---Bird Fr---Frog B----Bear Tiger: I'm a great tiger. I'm very strong. I'm very brave. I'm the king of the * now I'm very hungry. I must find sth. to eat at once, or I'll die immediately. Oh, there's nothing here. And here is nothing, either. Oh, I want to have a rest. (Sleep soundly)Fox: I'm a fox. You can see, I'm pretty and lovely. I'm good at cheating 0and telling lies. Just now I cheated a crew out of a piece of meat. Mm, Mm, Mm. How delicious it is! Tiger: Ah, a fox. A good meal. Ah, a good meal. Fox: Oh, my God! What should I do? Yes, I have a good idea. Yes, a good idea. Hello! Tiger sister! How are you?Tiger: Not so good. I'm very hungry now. I want to eat *: Oh, my dear! How dare you say that! I'm the king of the forest! I'm the king of the forest! If you want to eat me, I will let you die right *: She is the king. She is cheating me. I can't belive her. I'm the king of the forest *: If you don't believe me, just follow me and see who is the king of the *: Ok. Let's *: I'm a rabbit. I like to eat a turnip. Ah, a big turnip. Oh! It's too hard. I can't pull it *: I'm a *: Hi! Bird: Hi! What are doing here, Miss Rabbit? Can I help you?Rabbit: Yes, *: I'm a frog. Hello! What are you doing here? What can I do for you?R&B: Yes, come on!Frog : Ok! I'm coming!Bear: I'm a big brown bear. Hello, everyone! What are you doing here? R,B&F: Come on! Come on! Mr. Bear! You are so strong. Please come here. There is a big turnip. We are all puling it out. Please come and help *: Ok! I'm *: Hello, Bear!Bear: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away)Fox: Hello, Frog!Frog: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away)Fox: Hello, Bird!Bird: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away)Fox: Hello, Rabbit!Rabbit: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away)Fox: Tiger, Now, you see. They are so frightened! They all run away!Tiger: Yes, you are right. It's true. I'm very sorry. You are the king of the forest. That's all right. I will run away. He is the king. He is the *: Wa! There is a big turnip. Now, the turnip belongs to me.還有很多英語劇本可以用來表演：具體可以參考： 。
6.五人英語短劇（一人旁白）3—5分鐘 簡單一點
A Brother Like That A friend of mine named Paul received an automobile from his brother as a Christmas present. On Christmas Eve when Paul came out of his office, a street urchin was walking around the shiny new car, admiring it. "Is this your car, Mister?" he said. Paul nodded. "My brother gave it to me for Christmas." The boy was astounded. "You mean your brother gave it to you and it didn't cost you nothing? Boy, I wish . . ." He hesitated. Of course Paul knew what he was going to wish for. He was going to wish he had a brother like that. But what the lad said jarred Paul all the way down to his heels. "I wish," the boy went on, "That I could be a brother like that." Paul looked at the boy in astonishment, then impulsively he added, "Would you like to take a ride in my car?" "Oh yes, Id love that." After a short ride, the boy turned with his eyes aglow, said, "Mister, would you mind driving in front of my house?" Paul smiled a little. He thought he knew what the lad wanted. He wanted to show his neighbors that he could ride home in a big automobile. But Paul was wrong again. "Will you stop where those two steps are?" the boy asked. He ran up the steps. Then in a little while Paul heard him coming back, but he was not coming fast. He was carrying his little crippled brother. He sat him down on the bottom step, then sort of squeezed up against him and pointed to the car. "There she is, Buddy, just like I told you upstairs. His brother gave it to him for Christmas and it didn't cost him a cent. And some day Im gonna give you one just like it . . . then you can see for yourself all the pretty things in the Christmas windows that Ive been trying to tell you about." Paul got out and lifted the lad to the front seat of his car. The shining-eyed older brother climbed in beside him and the three of them began a memorable holiday ride. That Christmas Eve, Paul learned what Jesus meant when he said: "It is more blessed to give . . . " 內容： 哥哥的心愿 圣誕節時，保羅的哥哥送他一輛新車。
圣誕節當天，保羅離開辦公室時，一個男孩繞著那輛閃閃發亮的新車，十分贊嘆地問： "先生，這是你的車？" 保羅點點頭："這是我哥哥送給我的圣誕節禮物。"男孩滿臉驚訝，支支吾吾地說："你是說這是你哥送的禮物，沒花你一分錢？天哪，我真希望也能……" 保羅當然知道男孩他真想希望什么。
他希望能有一個象那樣的哥哥。但是小男孩接下來說的話卻完全出乎了保羅的意料。
"我希望自己能成為送車給弟弟的哥哥。"男孩繼續說。
保羅驚愕地看著那男孩，沖口而出地說："你要不要坐我的車去兜風？" "哦，當然好了，我太想坐了！" 車開了一小段路后，那孩子轉過頭來，眼睛閃閃發亮，對我說："先生，你能不能把車子開到我家門前？" 保羅微笑，他知道孩子想干什么。那男孩必定是要向鄰居炫耀，讓大家知道他坐了一部大轎車回家。
但是這次保羅又猜錯了。"你能不能把車子停在那兩個臺階前？"男孩要求道。
男孩跑上了階梯，過了一會兒保羅聽到他回來了，但動作似乎有些緩慢。原來把他跛腳的弟弟帶出來了，將他安置在第一個臺階上，緊緊地抱著他，指著那輛新車。
只聽那男孩告訴弟弟："你看，這就是我剛才在樓上對你說的那輛新車。這是保羅他哥哥送給他的哦！將來我也會送給你一輛像這樣的車，到那時候你就能自己去看那些在圣誕節時，掛窗口上的漂亮飾品了，就象我告訴過你的那樣。
" 保羅走下車子，把跛腳男孩抱到車子的前座。興奮得滿眼放光的哥哥也爬上車子，坐在弟弟的身旁。
就這樣他們三人開始一次令人難忘的假日兜風。 那個圣誕夜，保羅才真正體會主耶穌所說的"施比受更有福"的道理。
7.5人英語短劇 5分鐘左右
2、Iworkfor7up"！我可是在七喜公司工作呀 .,"Congratulations,yougottwins."Themansaid"Howstrange,I'.","Congratulations,yougottriplets."Manwaslike"Hmmm,"3musketeers."Finally, "Congratulations,yougottwinsx2."Manishappyandsays,"Ironic,Iworkforthehotel"4Seasons.",.Theyaskedhimwhat'swrongandheanswered,"What'swrong?Iworkfor7up"！ 四個好朋友在醫院里碰面了，他們的妻子正在生產.護士過來對第一個男人說："恭喜，你得了雙胞胎."男人說："多奇怪呀，我是明尼蘇達雙子隊的經理."過了一會兒，護士過來對第二個男人說："恭喜，你得了三胞胎."男人很喜歡："嗯，又巧了.我是3M公司的董事."最后，護士跑來對第三個男人說："恭喜，你得了2對雙胞胎."男人很開心地說："真令人啼笑皆非，我為四季賓館工作."他們三個都很高興，但第四個伙伴急得像熱鍋上的螞蟻，咒罵上帝并用頭撞墻.他們問他有什么不對勁，他回答道："什么不對勁？我可是在七喜公司工作呀！"
FiveHundredTimes五百遍 -westerncity,..'seye."Youareaschoolteacher,eh?"saidhe."Madam,.'Iwentthrougharedlight'fivehundredtimes." 在中西部一個大城市的交通法庭里，一位年輕女士被帶到法官面前，她由于開車闖紅燈被開了罰單。女士向法官解釋，她是一名學校老師，請求法官馬上處理她的案子，以便可以趕回去上課。法官眼中閃過一絲狡黠，說道：“你是學校的老師，對嗎？女士，我馬上要實現我畢生的愿望了。在那張桌子旁坐下，寫‘我開車闖了紅燈’500遍。”（
8.英語話劇 有翻譯 8分鐘 5人
老鼠嫁女兒 角色（character）：鼠爸爸（f）、太陽（sun）、云（cloud）、風（wind）、墻（wall） Once upon a time, there was a mouse father. （很久很久以前，有一個老鼠爸爸） He wanted to marry his daughter to the greatest person in the world. （他想要將他的女兒嫁給世界上最偉大的人） But, who was the greatest person in the world？ （但是，誰是世界上最偉大的人呢？） Oh! The sun! He must be the greatest person in the world. （啊！是太陽！他一定是世界上最偉大的人） The mouse father went to talk to the sun. （老鼠爸爸就去找太陽說話） f -------“Hello! Mr. Sun. I know you are the greatest person in the world. （哈啰！太陽先生，我知道你是世界上最偉大的人） Would you marry my daughter？” （你愿意娶我的女兒嗎？） sun-------“What? I'm not the greatest person in the world. The greatest person is the cloud. （什么？我才不是世界上最偉大的人呢！最偉大的應該是云） If he comes out, I'll be covered.” （只要他一出現，我就被遮住了） The mouse father went to talk to the cloud.（老鼠爸爸就去找云） f-------“Hello! Mr. Cloud. I know you are the greatest person in the world. （哈啰！云先生，我知道你是世界上最偉大的人） Would you marry my daughter？” （你愿意娶我的女兒嗎？） cloud------“What? I'm not the greatest person in the world. The greatest person is the wind. （什么？我才不是世界上最偉大的人呢！最偉大的應該是風） If he comes out, I'll be blown away.” （只要他一出現，我就被吹的遠遠的） The mouse father went to talk to the wind. （老鼠爸爸就去找風） f--------“Hello! Mr. Wind. I know you are the greatest person in the world.（哈啰！風先生，我知道你是世界上最偉大的人） Would you marry my daughter？” （你愿意娶我的女兒嗎？） wind-------“What? I'm not the greatest person in the world. The greatest person is the wall. （什么？我才不是世界上最偉大的人呢！最偉大的應該是墻） If he comes out, I'll be stopped.” （只要他一出現，我就被擋住了） The mouse father went to talk to the wall. （老鼠爸爸就去找墻） f-------“Hello! Mr. Wall. I know you are the greatest person in the world. （哈啰！墻先生，我知道你是世界上最偉大的人） Would you marry my daughter？” （你愿意娶我的女兒嗎？） wall------“What? I'm not the greatest person in the world. The greatest person is YOU, the mouse.” （什么？我才不是世界上最偉大的人呢！最偉大的其實是你們！是老鼠！） f-------“The greatest person in the world is … mouse？” （世界上最偉大的人…是老鼠？） wall-------“Yes, the greatest person in the world is mouse. See? If mouse comes out, I'll be bit！” （沒錯！世界上最偉大的就老鼠.明白嗎？如果老鼠來了，我就會被穿過）。
9.簡短的小品劇本（搞笑）5分鐘之內
小紅帽人物：小紅帽，外婆，大灰狼，獵人，媽媽&公主，保潔員道具：籃子，蘋果，本子紅：大家好，我是人見人愛花見花開狗見狗追車見車爆胎的小紅帽，我告訴你們啊，我很勇敢的，我曾經把10多個人打趴下了呢！媽：別吹了，不就是10多只名字叫人的小狗嗎！趕緊給你奶奶送西瓜去！紅：切，送就送。
（假裝打電話）喂，是物流公司嗎？我要送一個西瓜。媽：死孩子，物流多貴啊，自己去送！紅：小氣！媽：你說什么！紅：沒，沒什么。
我這就去。（我獨自走在…….）狼：小紅帽，你要去哪？紅：我才不會告訴你我要去給奶奶送西瓜的。
狼：原來是去送西瓜啊，沒勁。紅：（一臉驚恐）你，你怎么知道我要去的！還有（一臉正經），根據劇本，你應該讓我去采花，之后先吃掉奶奶，再吃掉我的。
狼：對啊，我怎么忘了。你去采花吧。
紅：恩。（狼來到外婆家）婆：是你嗎？狼：是我。
婆：太好了羅密歐，我終于等到你了。狼：對不起祝英臺，讓你久等了。
婆：你帶我走吧。狼：恩，我這就帶你去浪跡天涯。
（兩人下臺）（小紅帽進入）紅：奶奶，我來了。（左顧右盼）咦？奶奶不在，肯定又去跳廣場舞了，我先吃個蘋果吧。
（咬一口）這蘋果有毒！（暈倒）（獵人上）獵：啊，多么美的公主啊！公：王子，我們來了！獵：不好，他們來了，我得快跑！（下場）（保潔員上）員：喂，他們都走了，你還不起來！紅：什么！他們都走了！（起身下）員：這些年輕人，唉，不懂啊！有的角色可以一個人來演。
10.急需初中5人10分鐘英語幽默話劇（附翻譯）,一天之內
公園記
A（衣衫襤褸） B（衣著光鮮） C小花 E椅子 F新聞記者
B坐在E上吃東西，A一乞丐上前。
A：先生，先生，請給我些面包，謝謝，我餓得不行了。A:Sir,sir,please give me a piece of * you,sir.I'm hungry to die.
B：（厭惡）讓開，讓開。B:Get away,get away,dirty man.（然后便起身離開，這時他的錢包掉到E上頭了）
A：先生，先生。A:Sir,sir!!(A看見后，立即拾起，追上了走遠的B)
B：讓開，讓開啊，我沒吃的了，也沒錢了。B:Run away,please run away.I have no food,and I don't have money,either（看也不看A，仍自顧自地走了）
A：可……先生……您聽我說…… A:But。.sir。.please listen to me。..（仍拉著B衣服的后擺）
B：挖，你這人怎么這么討厭！B:Wa,why are you so disgusting！！（還是沒有回頭看A一眼）
C：椅子啊，你會不會覺得剛剛坐在你身上的人特愚蠢？C:Hey,chair,do you feel the man sat on you a moment ago is very stupid.
E：唉，人總是這么愚蠢啊~~~~E:Ai,pretty flower,do you know,men are always very silly.
（與此同時A與B還在糾纏，這時E終于隱忍不住爆發了。）
E：先生！你的錢包丟了！你怎么這么傻啊。E:Sir!you lost your wallet!Can't you be more clever?(A與B同時回頭，看見了那會說話的椅子E，嚇昏過去了。這一幕恰巧被經過的F看見了。于是F就報道了這一事件。)
F：大家好，我是新聞記者F，今天我看見了一個奇異的現象，一個椅子說話了，兩個人被嚇昏了，下面我將采訪一下被嚇昏的兩個人。F:Good morning,everybody.I'm a jonrnist F. Today I saw a very weird thing--a chair open her mouth,and two men are frightened to faint. Now,I will intenview the two nozzy man.
B：哦，上帝，哦，媽媽。B:Wo,my god,wo,my,mum.
F：這個人傻了，我們不鳥他了，下面我采訪一下另一個人吧，請問你為什么不告訴他，他的錢包丟了？F:I'm sorry to tell you this man has been * needn't take notice of * me interview the other man,Hello,man,can you tell men why didn't you tell him he lost his wallet?
A：對不起，我不知道“錢包”這個單詞怎么講……A:I'm sorry,I don't know how to speak "錢包" in English。
F：通過這一事件，我們可以認識到，掌握一門外語的重要性，以及金錢給人類帶來的影響。是嗎，椅子？F:Dear audience,through this thing we can learn that how improtant it is to mastery a foreign language,and how lagre the money affect us. Is that all right,chair?
E：是啊，是啊。E:Yes,yes.(E傻傻地拼命點頭)
C：唉，人可真愚蠢，椅子也被他們弄傻了。C:Ai,men is so * chairs were fooled by them too.
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