華閱文章網1.英語幽默短句100個
1. Money is not everything. There's Mastercard and Visa.
鈔票不是萬能的，畢竟有時還需要信用卡。
2. One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每個人都應該熱愛動物，因為它們很好吃。
3. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要節約用水，所以盡量和女友一起洗澡。
4. Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
要用心去愛你的鄰居，不過不要讓她的老公知道。
5. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two or more.
每個成功男人的背后，都有一個女人。每個不成功男人的背后，都有兩個或更多。
6. Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快樂的單身漢遲早也會結婚，畢竟幸福不是永久的嘛。
7. The wise never marry,and when they marry they become otherwise..
聰明人都是未婚的，結婚的人很難再聰明起來。
8. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一個相關名詞，它會給你帶來很多不相關的親戚。
9. Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。
10. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
愛情就像照片，需要大量的暗房時間來培養。
2.英語句子5句,要有趣的,要簡單的
1. Stop complaining！ 別發牢騷！
2. You make me sick！ 你真讓我惡心！
3. What's wrong with you？ 你怎么回事？
4. You shouldn't have done that！ 你真不應該那樣做！
5. You're a jerk！ 你是個廢物/混球！
6. Don't talk to me like that！ 別那樣和我說話！
7. Who do you think you are？ 你以為你是誰？
8. What's your problem？ 你怎么回事啊？
9. I hate you！ 我討厭你！
10. I don't want to see you* **ce！ 我不愿再見到你！
11. You're crazy！ 你瘋了！
12. Are you insane/crazy/out of your mind？ 你瘋了嗎？（美國人絕對常用！）
13. Don't bother me. 別煩我。
14. Knock it off. 少來這一套。
15. Get out of my face. 從我面前消失！
16. Leave me alone. 走開。
17. Get lost.滾開！
18. Take a hike！ 哪兒涼快哪兒歇著去吧。
19. You piss me off. 你氣死我了。
20. It's none of your business. 關屁事！
21. What's the meaning of this？ 這是什么意思？
22. How dare you！ 你敢！
23. Cut it out. 省省吧。
24. You stupid jerk！ 你這蠢豬！
25. You have a lot of nerve. 臉皮真厚。
26. I'm fed up. 我厭倦了。
27. I can't take it anymore. 我受不了了！（李陽老師常用）
28. I've had enough of your garbage. 我聽膩了你的廢話。
29. Shut up！ 閉嘴！
30. What do you want？ 你想怎么樣？
31. Do you know what time it is？ 你知道現在都幾點嗎？
32. What were you thinking？ 你腦子進水啊？
33. How can you say that？ 你怎么可以這樣說？
34. Who says？ 誰說的？
35. That's what you think！ 那才是你腦子里想的！
36. Don't look at me like that. 別那樣看著我。
37. What did you say？ 你說什么？
38. You are out of your mind. 你腦子有毛病！
39. You make me so mad.你氣死我了啦。
40. Drop dead. 去死吧！
3.有趣的英語句子
Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you. 麻煩沒來找你，就別去自找麻煩。
I think that that that that that student wrote on the blackboard was wrong. 我認為那個學生寫在黑板上的那個“that”是錯誤的。 I think that/that "that"/taht(which) that student wrote on the blackboard was wrong. I know. You know. I know that you know. I know that you know that I know. 我知道。
你知道。我知道你知道。
我知道你知道我知道。 We must hang together, or well be hanged separately. 我們必須團結在一起，否則我們將被一個個絞死。
The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog. 那只敏捷的棕色狐貍跳過了一只懶惰的狗。 （這個句子包含了英語中的26個字母。）
Was it a bar or a bat I saw？ 我看到的是鐵棒還是棒球棍？Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. 鈔票不是萬能的，有時還需要信用卡。One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每個人都應該熱愛動物，因為它們很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要節約用水，盡量和女友一起洗澡。 Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. 要用心去愛你的鄰居，不過不要讓她的老公知道。
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每個成功男人的背后，都有一個女人。每個不成功男人的背后，都有兩個。
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 再快樂的單身漢遲早也會結婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。 The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 聰明人都是未婚的，結婚的人很難再聰明起來。
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 成功是一個相關名詞，他會給你帶來很多不相關的親戚（聯系）。 Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 愛情就象照片，需要大量的暗房時間來培養。 （老外也保守，要摸黑辦事，哈哈） Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 后排座位上的小孩會生出意外，后排座位上的意外會生出小孩。
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. “現在的夢想決定著你的將來”，所以還是再睡一會吧。There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 應該有更好的方式開始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每個上午都醒來。
"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk？ " “努力工作不會導致死亡！”不過我不會用自己去證明。"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours！ " “工作好有意思耶！”尤其是看著別人工作。
4.簡短唯美的英語句子
1、Not easily cut open to others,because others are hilarious,and the pain is yourself.
不要輕易把傷口揭開給別人看，因為別人看的是熱鬧，而痛的卻是自己。
2、Love as drinking,if it light will be tasteless,but liquor burning throat.
相愛如飲酒，淡了無味，烈了傷喉。
3、Obviously the rise is oxygen,but would rather lonely to suffocation.
明明抬頭就是氧氣，卻寧愿孤獨到窒息。
4、Sometimes it is not the person you miss,but the time,the memory you stay with him.
所思非故人，皆因往事入情深。
5、Just keep your mind open and suck in the experience and if it hurts,it's probably worth it.
只要你敞開心扉去迎接新的生活和經歷，哪怕有所疼痛都是值得的！
6、I know someone in the world is waiting for me, although I've no idea of who he is. But I feel happy every day for this.
我知道這世上有人在等我，但我不知道我在等誰，為了這個，我每天都非常快樂。
5.100句比較短的好的,英語句子
Back to the endwas not back,into two of the celebration. 回憶走到盡頭卻不是回憶，便成了兩個人的慶典。
Love the life you live, live the life you love. 喜歡自己過 的生活，過自己喜歡的生活。 The perfect boyfriend doesn't drink, smoke, cheat or exist. 完美的男友不喝酒，不抽煙，不欺騙，不存在。
I really wonder why people suddenly change after they get what they wanted. 我真想知道為什么人一旦得到他們想要的，就突然變了。 Almost any situation,good or bad,is affected by the attitude we bring to. 差不多任何一種處境，無論是好是壞，都受到我們對待處境的態度的影響。
`I`d rather love someone I can`t have than have someone I can`t Love. 我寧愿愛上一個我不能擁有的人，也不想擁有一個我無法愛上的人。 We can touch it have no forever, the handle knob fists, there's nothing there, let go, you have is everything. 我們能觸摸的東西沒有永遠，把手握緊，里面什么都沒有，把手松開，你擁有的是一切。
Perseverance is not a long race:it is many short races,one after another. 堅持不懈不是一個長跑，而是一個接著一個的短跑！While there is life there is hope.一息若存，希望不滅.I am a slow walker,but I never walk backwards.( America) 我走得很慢，但是我從來不會后退.（亞伯拉罕.林肯美國） Never underestimate your power to change yourself！永遠不要低估你改變自我的能力！Nothing is impossible！沒有什么不可能！Nothing for nothing.不費力氣，一無所得.The man who has made up his mind to win will never say "impossible ".(Bonaparte Napoleon ,French emperor ) 凡是決心取得勝利的人是從來不說“不可能的”.（ 法國皇帝 拿破侖.B.） I will greet this day with love in my heart.我要用全身心的愛來迎接今天 Do what you say,say what you do 做你說過的，說你能做的 I can make it through the rain.I can stand up once again on my own.我可以穿越云雨，也可以東山再起（Mariah Carey-through the rain） All things come to those who wait.蒼天不負有心人 A thousand-li journey is started by taking the first step.千里之行，始于足下.Never,never,never,never give up (Winston Churchill) 永遠不要、不要、不要、不要放棄.（英國首相 丘吉爾） A man is not old as long as he is seeking something.A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.(*ore) 只要一個人還有追求，他就沒有老.直到后悔取代了夢想，一個人才算老.（巴里摩爾） You have to believe in yourself .That's the secret of success.(Charles Chaplin ,American actor ) 人必須相信自己，這是成功的秘訣.（美國演員 卓別林.C.） One's real value first lies in to what degree and what sense he set himself.(Einstein Germany) 一個人的真正價值首先決定于他在什么程度上和在什么意義上從自我解放出來.（愛因斯坦 德國） One thing I know,that is I know nothing.(Socrates Greek) 我所知道的一件事就是我一無所知.（蘇格拉底 古希臘） Cease to struggle and you cease to live.-- Thomas Carlyle 生命不止，奮斗不息.-- 卡萊爾 Victory won't come to me unless I go to it.-- 勝利是不會向我們走來的，我必須自己走向勝利.-- 穆爾 We must accept finite disappointment,but we must never lose infinite hope.-- Mattin Luther King 我們必須接受失望，因為它是有限的，但千萬不可失去希望，因為它是無窮的.-- 馬丁 · 路德 · 金 It's great to be great ,but it's greater to be human.---* 成為偉人固然偉大，但成為真正的人更加偉大. Never give up,Never lose the opportunity to succeed 不放棄就有成功的機會.Don't try so hard,the best things come when you least expect them to.不要著急，最好的總會在最不經意的時候出現.Achievement provides the only real pleasure in life .( Thomas Edison ,American inventor) 有所成就是人生唯一的真正樂趣.（ 美國發明家 愛迪生.T.） Man struggles upwards; water flows downwards.人往高處走，水往低處流.Nothing seek,nothing find.無所求則無所獲.One needs 3 things to be truly happy living in the world:some thing to do,some one to love,some thing to hope for.在這個世界我們只需擁有三件事便可真正快樂：有自己向往的事業；有自己愛的人；還有希望.I disapprove of what you say,but I will defend to the death your right to say it.( Voltaire ) 我不同意你說的話，但我愿意誓死捍衛你說話的權利.（伏爾泰） All things in their being are good for something.天生我才必有用.Failure is the mother of success.失敗乃成功之母.。
6.英語經典短句
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