華閱文章網1.求一個英文的短的冷笑話（60字左右）要附帶有中文翻譯
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there was a guy named Odd. For his whole life he hated that name. So before he died, he asked his wife not to put his name on the tomb stone, and his wife agreed.
When Odd died, only his birth and death dates were recorded on the stone.
As the years past, visitors to the graveyard would pause when they saw his stone, and say to each other,
"Look at this grave! Isn't that Odd?"
有一個人名字叫“Odd"，他活著的時候非常痛恨這個名字，所以在臨死之前囑咐他的妻子說，在我的墓碑上不要刻我的名字，他的妻子答應了他的要求。在他死之后，他的墓碑上只有他出生和去世的時間，沒有名字。隨著時間的流逝，每當有人路過他的墓前時總要停下來說一句：看那個墓，“isn't that Odd?“
注：isn't that Odd 意思是：多奇怪啊！（因為墓碑沒有名字）。但笑話的點就在這里，如果“Odd"是人名的話，這句話就可以譯成：那不是Odd嗎？
2.英語笑話 簡單的 60詞左右+翻譯
" All the kids make fun of me," the boy cried out to his mother."They say I have a big head." （“所有的小朋友都嘲笑我，”小男孩對媽媽哭訴，“他們說我有一個大腦袋。”）
"Don't listen to them," his mother consoled. " You have a beautiful head. Now stop crying and go to the store for ten pounds of potatoes." （“別聽他們的”媽媽安慰道“你的腦袋很好看。現在別哭了去商店買十磅土豆。”）
" Where is the shopping bag?" the boy asked.（“購物袋在哪呢？”小男孩問）
"I haven't got one。use your hat." （“沒有了，恩。，用你的帽子裝吧）
3.我要短小（50,60字）的英文故事（笑話也行）,單詞要簡單易讀,中
總有一個適合你，哈哈哈！Jack fell off his bicycle and got hurt. A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms. Jack finished them and gave them back."Anything else?" The nurse asked. "Yes,"Jack thinks for a while and said,"I'm a bachelor."杰克騎車摔傷，得住院治療.一位年輕美貌的護士拿著表格讓填.仞杰克填好遞上表格"還有什么漏填的？"護士問. "有！"杰克想了想說，"我是個單身漢."Wife:You *ing to te statistics on thepaper,80% of those who have died of liver cancer have drunk *d:It's okey. To my investigation,all Thespeopleeat meals.妻子：你看這張報紙，據統計，死于肝癌的人80%都是喝酒的.丈夫：那有什么？據我調查，死予肝癌的人100%都吃飯的."Excuse me,but the seat you've taken is mine.""Yours?Can you prove it?""Yes,I put a cup of ice cream on it.""請原諒，你占了我的位置.""你的位置？你能征明這點嗎？""能，我在位置上放了杯冰激凌."One day,Eve asked Adam,"Doyou really love me?"Adam said helplessly,"Do I have any other choice？"一天，夏娃問亞當："你當真愛我嗎？"亞當無可奈何地回答："我還有的選擇嗎？"Always Thirsty"I had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me.""That"s terrible!" said the friend. "Got any pain?""No, but I am always thirsty！"總感到口渴一個男人對他的朋友說：“我動了一次手術，手術后醫生把一塊海綿忘在我的身體里了。”
“真是太糟糕了！”朋友說道：“你覺得疼嗎？”“不疼，可是我總感到口渴。”A Useful WayFather: Jack, why do you drink so much water?Jack: I have just had an apple, *: What"s that got to do with it?Jack: I forgot to wash the apple.一個有效的方法爸爸：杰克，你干嘛喝這么多水呀？杰克：我剛才吃了個蘋果，爸爸。
爸爸：可是這跟喝水有什么關系呢？杰克：我忘了洗蘋果呀。A PresentKate: Mom, do you know what I"m going to give you for your birthday?Mom: No, Honey, what?Kate: A nice *: But I"ve got a nice *: No, you haven"t. I"ve just dropped it.凱特的禮物凱特：媽媽，你知道我要給你一件什么生日禮物嗎？媽媽：不知道，寶貝，是什么呀？凱特：一把漂亮的茶壺。
媽媽：可是我已經有一把漂亮的茶壺了呀。凱特：不，你沒有了。
我剛剛把它給摔了。The Doctor Knows Better.A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the * wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill.""I am afraid that he is dead." said the *g this, the man moved his head and said: "I"m not dead. I"m still alive.""Be quiet, " said the wife. "the doctor knows better than you！"醫生懂得多一個男人在街上被出租車撞倒送進了醫院。
他的妻子站在他的床前對醫生說：“我想他傷得很厲害。”醫生說：“恐怕他已經死了。”
聽到醫生的話，這個男人轉動著頭說：“我沒死，我還活著。”妻子說：“安靜，醫生比你懂得多。”
Waste or Save?Father: Oh, Jack, you have slept away the whole morning. Don"t you know you are wasting time?Jack: Yes, Dad. But I"ve saved you a meal, haven" I？浪費還是節約父親：噢，杰克，你又睡了一上午。難道你不知道你這是在浪費時間嗎？杰克：我知道，爸爸。
可我還給您節省了一頓飯呢，是不是？Why Is He HowlingDentist: Please stop howling. I haven"t even touched your tooth *t: I know, but you are standing on my foot！他為什么喊牙醫：請你不要再喊了！我還沒碰你的牙呢。病人：我知道，可是你正踩著我的腳呀。
4.要找60個詞的短英語笑話
The mean man's party.
The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot."
"Why use my elbow and foot?"
"Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-hangded, are you?"
吝嗇鬼請客
一個出了名的吝嗇鬼終于決定要請一次客了。他在向一個朋友解釋怎么找到他家時說：“你上到五樓，找中間那個門，然后用你的胳膊肘按門鈴。門開了之后，再用你的腳把門推開。”
“為什么要用我的肘和腳呢？”
“你的雙手得拿禮物啊。天哪，你總不會空著手來吧？”吝嗇鬼回答。
Which woman?
One evening I drove my husband's car to the shopping mall.
On my return, I noticed that how dusty the outside of his car was and cleaned it up a * I finally entered the house, I called out."The woman who loves you the most in the world just cleaned your headlights and windshield."
My husband looked up and said, "Mom's here?"
哪一位女人？
一天晚上我開著丈夫的車去購物，回來后發現車身沾滿灰塵，于是擦洗了一陣。當我終于走進屋里時大聲喊：“世界上最愛你的女人剛擦洗了你的車燈和擋風玻璃。”
我丈夫抬頭看了看，說：“媽媽來了？”
5.初中英語笑話帶翻譯60字
He Won Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen? Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won. 他贏了 湯姆：約翰尼，你小弟弟好嗎？ 約翰尼：他害病臥床了。
他受了傷。 湯姆：真糟糕，怎么回事兒？ 約翰尼：我們做游戲，看誰能把身子探出窗外最遠，他贏了。
6.英語笑話,大約60字的
1. we two who and who?
咱倆誰跟誰阿
3. you don't bird me,I don't bird you
你不鳥我，我也不鳥你
4. you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers !together
你有種，我要給你點顏色瞧瞧，兄弟們，一起上！
5. hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have
nothing to say,go home!!
有事起奏，無事退朝
7. You Give Me Stop!!
你給我站住！
8. know is know noknow is noknow
知之為知之，不知為不知…
9. WATCH SISTER
表妹
10. dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse''son can make hole!!
龍生龍，鳳生鳳，老鼠的兒子會打洞！
11. American Chinese not enough
美中不足
12. one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
車禍現場描述
13. heart flower angry open
心花怒放
14. go past no mistake past
走過路過，不要錯過
16. If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!
要錢沒有，要命一條
17. I call Li old big. toyear 25.
我叫李老大，今年25。
18. you have two down son。
你有兩下子。
19. as far as you go to die
有多遠，死多遠！！！！
20. I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my
給你臉你不要臉，你丟臉，我翻臉
7.要找60個詞的短英語笑話
The mean man's party. The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot." "Why use my elbow and foot?" "Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-hangded, are you？" 吝嗇鬼請客 一個出了名的吝嗇鬼終于決定要請一次客了。
他在向一個朋友解釋怎么找到他家時說：“你上到五樓，找中間那個門，然后用你的胳膊肘按門鈴。門開了之后，再用你的腳把門推開。”
“為什么要用我的肘和腳呢？” “你的雙手得拿禮物啊。天哪，你總不會空著手來吧？”吝嗇鬼回答。
Which woman? One evening I drove my husband's car to the shopping mall. On my return, I noticed that how dusty the outside of his car was and cleaned it up a * I finally entered the house, I called out."The woman who loves you the most in the world just cleaned your headlights and windshield." My husband looked up and said, "Mom's here？" 哪一位女人？ 一天晚上我開著丈夫的車去購物，回來后發現車身沾滿灰塵，于是擦洗了一陣。當我終于走進屋里時大聲喊：“世界上最愛你的女人剛擦洗了你的車燈和擋風玻璃。”
我丈夫抬頭看了看，說：“媽媽來了？”。
8.英語小笑話（50字）我急需一個英語小笑話
Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents."What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered."You're a good boy," said the mother proudly."Here are two cents * why are you so interested in the old woman?" "She is the one who sells the candy." 好孩子 小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢.“昨天給你的錢干什么了？” “我給了一個可憐的老太婆，”他回答說.“你真是個好孩子，”媽媽驕傲地說.“再給你兩分錢.可你為什么對那位老太太那么感興趣呢？” “她是個賣糖果的.”。