華閱文章網1.英文小品劇本
初一就能演英文劇本，牛的很。
趙本山重大轉型，從無聊忽悠到關注職場騙局！長安縣令原創小品《招聘騙局》 ，幫你識破形形色色招聘騙局！直面2010嚴峻就業形勢，諷刺企業招聘中的欺騙現狀！本山大叔擺脫農民形象，馬老板重裝上陣；范偉化身職場精英，被忽悠防不勝防。Boss table, large posters, screen background is South China tiger photos, wrote: Ma Mei Bai specialized only for women. Do you have "ambitions" do? You want to be "master" do? You want to be "bosses" do? Markov International is your life, toward the peak of the "platform", "space" and "South"! Join an internationally renowned beauty Technology Group, planning, design a number of demanding full-time undergraduate degree or above. Here are two medals, "Extreme Beauty Awards."Cai: Ma Dong, bad, and our Ma Mei Bai has been investigated as a non-conforming products for Trade and Industry, are online publicity *: What stuff? Mo Ji Mo panic. There is ah, what Ma Dong Dong Ma said that the number of times, and in front of is called chairman of the board in the office called Uncle! Do not know if it thought that the toilet has *: Uncle, that we supposed to do?Ma: a change in name, redesigned look at packaging, immediately the New Year, and put forward a promotional Han's. (See advertising paintings) on a whim called Tiger Whitening!Cai: gnaw Promotions do?MA: Do you recruit people?Cai: afternoon interview, and in 500 *: That gave him a few white, let him write the planning program, more than 3,000 words.(Fan on)Fan: Now working hard to find, some time ago on the Internet made more than 180 copies of resumes, only received eight telephone interviews, three of which still have not been invited, are claimed to be an international financial group, credit cards, selling insurance, illegal speculation of foreign exchange. Recently it, simply a no, I have thought that mobile phones are bad, and played a few their numbers. The economic crisis came, liar and a thief team has also expanded. Have to beware of those who get money through recruitment, and those who do not collect money, nothing. Package good, the money catch on, mobile phones Do not give people took to run!(SMS tone) Thank you for your candidates Ma International Group advertising business planning positions, please today at 2 pm to the International Building, 18th Floor, *: It sent the message was quite timely Oh, yesterday came to the *: Hello, Ma *: Hello, I come to *: Yes, so we have taken a test of what you do first. Answered the post, there are media that we, chairman of the article, you must carefully read. Then we will personally interview, Chairman.(After reading a thick newspaper clippings)Cai: read it? Your way, *: I saw your program really did not *: did not expect? Did not think it is good or bad ah?Ma: I mean, all you see, I still boss?Ma: I would first introduce the next company is doing. Markov Group's headquarters in Los Angeles, 98 years, entered China in 2002 set up Markov Future Laboratory Inc., dedicated to life sciences, genetic engineering and health and beauty research. Our strategy is to use 3-5 years in the United States, Japan, the establishment of five branches, with 3-5 years in China has established 15 branch offices, 88 core franchisee, in order to provide professional services to customers worldwide. In such a rapid development process, people are our greatest desire, I still believe that the most valuable one minute is to invest in employees for one minute. Buffett said that life is like a snowball, it is important to find a long slope. I believe the success of Markov International is your way of young people up to the *: Climbing *: What are your strengths?Fan: *: That 4 trillion know? 4 behind so many zero, give us the planning of several zero?Fan: That is a country of large projects, it is estimated not *: Markov International this year's sales will exceed eight million, our goal is five years into the world 500 strong! I, as a business leader to enter Sri Lanka then what list, for several years then what you went into a list of Sri *: Forbes?MA: With regard to that Sri Lanka. Listed companies have entered the countdown! What the United States that Spartak, this is our listing of 2000 days countdown celebration *: NASDAQ?Ma: Yes, to enter the *: You, and so, 2000 is the day I calculate how many years?Ma: say nothing of calculations, we have to let people know that the Earth International to be listed on the Mahalanobis, (come up wit。
2.英語小品劇本 要搞笑點的3、4分鐘左右 急用最好帶有教育性的
Time ancient times. Character Mister Dongguo, wolf, hunter, old apricot tree, Lao Niu, old farmer." In wilderness the mist and dust is billowing, shouts the acoustic shock day. In shouted that, " fight wolves!pursues (a wolf belt arrow wound to go on stage) wolf: I originally am come from the north wolf, but in today the arrow was injured (wolf lamely to run) [ Mister Dongguo to carry on the book pouch, on the one hand walks on the other hand self-effacingly recites poetry.) Guo: From a pot of wine among the flowers I drank alone. There was no one with me -- Till, raising my cup, I asked the bright moon To bring me my shadow and make us three. (Between the flower a pot liquor, drinks alone without the intimate. Raises glass invites the bright moonlight, becomes three people to the shade) (suddenly to discover on road crowd of ants, heart of the mercy, has lifted a foot does not endure to lay down) Guo: (Reads) walks not injuries the cricket 蟻命 manner to have to have the mercy heart (cautiously to bypass ant, after continues to lead the way) (field shout big quake) Guo: What happened next? The United States military has joined battle with Iraq? (Wolf runs has come up) the wolf: The adult saves a life, behind had a hunter to have to peel my skin, rescued me! Guo: Good good, is the person to want to be sincere (was saying behind, dismounts the package, all but actually came out the inside book) Guo: You first hide in this package (wolf lamely sneak in package) (Mister Dongguo to carry book pouch, continues to walk) (on hunter) the hunter asks Guo: Ask scholar's, has seen the wolf which was injured to pass a moment ago? Guo: Not. Hunter: Thanks gentleman. After (under hunter) (waits hunter to walk far, Mister Dongguo put wolf from book pouch has gotten down) Guo: The hunter walked, you in a big hurry escape the wolf: Is not I does not want to walk, I really am tired hungry Guo: What then you do want to eat? Wolf: I must eat your meat! ! (Reveals fierce and antagonistic expression) Guo: Why then you do want to eat me? I have graciousness and you Wolf: Because you me stuffily in book pouch too long Guo: Really is the good intention not good newspaper. Is not good, I must go ask the person to figure out! (Said, brings wolf to go) (to walk to an old tree under) Guo: Sets up eldest sister, I rescued the wolf, the wolf have actually had to eat me. You to me comment this principle! Tree: Should eat! (Wolf self-satisfied has smiled) the tree: Your humanity endlessly cutted the piece of trees, continually our these old trees do not let off, burns us with the fire. Why can't the wolf eat you? Ate you to be able few individual to damage the nature (under old tree, wolf slowly approached Mister Dongguo) (by now on cow) Guo: Holds on a minute, lets me ask Niu eldest brother Guo: Eldest brother Niu, my good intention has rescued this wolf, now it actually must eat me. Should you said? Cow: This! Our Lao Niu gives birth to must do this for your humanity to do that, drinks or our milk. But we only eat the worst fodder every day, rest the worst cowshed, you also had to dig up our cowhide to make money. The old wolf should eat you. Wolf: (Sneers). Looked you also have any flattery (under cow) (on farmer) Guo: And so on one and so on, the distant place has come an old farmer. Asks him to figure out, if he said you should eat me, I have complied with. Wolf: Good, I give you last the opportunity. Guo: The old uncle, I has rescued this wolf, it actually ungratefully must eat me. You said this makes sense? The farmer asks the wolf: Why did you want to eat your savior? Wolf: He too has been stuffily long me in the book pouch, almost suffocates me (farmer to take up book pouch, about about looks at) the farmer: Was this book pouch such small, how many installs the book all not to be able to install, how installed under you? Or you demonstrate to me have a look? Wolf: The demonstration (said on the demonstration, earth-boring auger has leisurely gone in) the farmer to settle on the time, grips tightly the book pouch mouth, ties up with the string. The wolf on is stranded in the inside farmer: Silly scholar, the wild animal eventually is a wild animal, could not change natural disposition. Is the person surely not to be able to be excessively benevolent! Guo: (Nod name is) indeed indeed, declines office due to old age the uncle to teach the farmer: Then the present, we "solved" it (say. Two people treat the book pouch to pummel, the farmer also uses the hoe to pound the wolf. The wolf sends out the sorrowful bugle call in inside, one could not not then have the sound of something astir) (farmer and Mister Dongguo shook hand, sep。
3.英語小品臺詞 （4人） 簡單點的
The playbook is about conflict among *ters in Order of Appearance:Narrator, Chieftain, Attendant, Young GirlACT *or: This play is “battle and peace”, a story about Viking who are greedy and play hard. This will show you the dark side of humanity. And it will show you the essence of humanity. The Viking age began about 1200 years ago in the 8th century. They raid lands, stole treasure and took people as slaves. So it is no wander that it is a special period full of conquest and surrender, plunder and bondage, rapacity and hatred. And battle always appear accompanied with peace. This is a horrible night with storm and thunder. It is very dangerous for sailing in this condition. There are two ships in on the sea. One is huge, another one is tiny. A few minutes, ahuge wave coming, it the tiny ship and it is about to * 1.(V1): Help! Help!Viking 2.(V2): Oh, that ship will sink sailor, go down and help her!Sailor: Ye.,( he is going down to help her!)V1: Thank you a million.(VI said gratefully)Sailor and V2: Don't mention it. It is our * 2 Narrator: When V1 falls in a swoon, V2 finds a map about some treasure from her. He reads the map when she was in a faint. When she wakes up, he begins to ask her something.V2: Why are you here?(very interestedly)V1: I，…..just ….want to…want to hunt for something.( she is tongue-shy)V1: Just something I have lost.(she thinks: maybe he can help me to get there. Can I tell him the truth? She is very indecisive)V2: Oh, you know I have vessel, I can help you.V1: Oh, thank you a million. You must be ORDIN. I know something, I can tell you.( she is very athrill)V2: Really?V1: Of course. (Then, V1 tell something to V2, he looks like know something)ACT 3 Narrator: After that, they sail to England. Then come to a raid a rich family. They hold the swords on their * Girl(Y): Who are you? What are you doing here? (she is very afraid.)V1: Give us your treasure.Y: What? V2: Hurry up!Y: We don't have any treasures.V1&V2: Don't deceive us!(the Viking turn over the things everywhere)Y: Whaaaaaaaaa….What are you doing? Stop! Please stop doing that!(The Viking still turn over the things. They become to crazy)Y: Mum! Dad! Someone is robbing our treasure. Mum! Dad! Come on please! (the young girl is crying now) Narrator: The young girl's mum and dad are coming now, but one of the Viking killed them quickly.Y: Oh, no! mummmmmmmmm…..dadddddddddddd. You bad robber wuuuuu….（the girl cried loudly） V1: Shut up! Y: you, you, you….（the girl fall in a swoon） Narrator: Suddenly the girl wakes up but she hurt very terrible.V1: Now, fetch the treasure for us, or die. Narrator: Then the poor girl was reluctantly to do this because she cannot do anything.A few minutes later, the girl takes the treasure to them. They eventually get the treasure. And they jump out of the skin.V1: Oh, dear treasure, I eventually found you, now you belong to me, nobody can reave you from me.( she is very happy) HA-HA…V2: No, you're wrong, It belongs to me, you cannot get it without my help.( he is very angry)V1: Without my clew you cannot find it at all. Of course it's mine. Narrator: They begin to fight, both of them consider it to be owned by *4Narrator: When they are fighting impetuously, the sun rise up from the horizon slowly. Everything is back to peace. Suddenly a piece of note falls with the rays of light from the clear sky. She picks it up and read it.V1: It says” to conflict or be peaceable? It depends on yourselves; and if you do not hope the world to be destroyed, you must return the treasure in five minutes.” Maybe….we should not done so.( she says repentantly)V2: What do you mean?V1: You saved me from danger, but now I actually want to kill you to get the treasure alone. How ungrateful I am…！V2: Maybe thewre is something wrong with us at the very beginning. Both of us are so greedy, Is there anything more precious than a devt of gratitude? It is wrong for us to fight treasure.V1: And it is wrong for us to raid her family and kill her parents.V2: It passed now, we must return the treasure as soon as possible. Hurry up!Narrator: They return the treasure very quickly, far more quickly than raiding from her * are carrying the treasure back to the cave without ant hesitation. Five minutes passed, everything go back to the past, the treasure, so do Vikings. They are smiling at each other happily. And the sun shine again.。
4.求一個五分鐘內英語搞笑小品劇本
A:I think I'clever than you。
B D:really?Don't you know I'm a doctor（博士）
C:That'nothing. Doctor's Chinese meaning is the same as the spider（蜘蛛） in chinese。
B D:Well,if you can answer our two quiestions you must clever than me.
A C: OK
B:who is closer（更近）with you ? your mother or your father?
A:let me think。 mother because father is further.
D:why is a river rich?
c:so easy! because it always has two banks（銀行、岸）
AD:oh! my god! we can't say anything now!
5.2人英語小品劇本2分鐘
Peter dozed off while his teacher was talking.
老師正在講課，彼得打起瞌睡來了。
Teacher: Peter!Tell us, what's the biggest in the world?
老師：彼得！你說說，世界上什么最大？
Peter: Well, well。.eyelids。.
彼得： 嗯……嗯……眼皮……
Teacher: What?Eyelids?
老師：什么？眼皮？
Peter: Yes, sir. Because as soon as I shut my eyes, the eyelids cover everything of the world.
彼得：是的，老師。因為我眼睛一閉，眼皮就把世界上所有的東西都遮住了。
6.英語小品劇本+翻譯
甲：Hello,every one, have you ever seen the movie? Yeah, you are right, I'm the director-- Cameron Diaz, applaud , thank you。
.Recently, I will direct a new movie called < Avatar 2 >, today, there will be a audition and I will select three actresses who can get the chance to perform in this film with famous actress---Anne Hathaway,OK, let's begin. At first , talent show, number one, let's welcome.乙：（風情萬種，妖嬈嫵媚地走進來，給觀眾一個飛吻）：oh,honey,dear,sweet,darling director, the most beautiful charming, sexy girl is coming , every body knows me, right? Yeah, I'm Nicole Kidman, open your eyes as big as you can and hold your breath, there will be a unique, fantastic dance show for you, I believe that all of you will be crazy about it ，（打個響指） come some music.（搞笑舞，自由發揮）. （跳完，鞠躬，向觀眾謝幕）， thank you，（面向導演）， honey, is it a wonderful performance？ 甲：（作目瞪口呆狀），乙：（在甲眼前晃手），oh, darling, are you Ok？甲：eh。my god, have you use some stimulant drugs this morning, you make my nerves nervous. Get out , next one.乙：oh no 。
sweet ,you break my heart。（掩面離去） 丙：oh it seems to be serious. God bless me（畫個十字架，鎮定地走到甲面前，伸出手）， nice to meet you, director.甲：（與之握手），nice to meet you too,so, introduce yourself please.丙：I'm Celine Dion, you know, I don't have too many achievements, I just won five Grammy awards, 12 World Music Awards, 7 American Music Awards , 21 Juno Awards and（做沉思狀） oh, I forget it , a Oscar Award， （同學鼓掌，乙作安撫狀），oh, calm down, calm down,it's just a piece of cake for me ,you know, I。
.甲：ok ,stop, time is limited, just begin 丙：OK!!! I'll use my first signature song to conquer you --my heart will go on, just enjoy *, far, wherever you are i believe that the heart does go on once more, you opened the door（甲stop stop，丙不理，繼續作深情狀） and you're here in my heart,and my heart will go on and on.甲：guard ,guard,help,drag this mad woman *, I'm dying,hope the next one will give me a surprise 丁：（對著乙的背影，沉思狀）to be,or not to be,it's a question！（走到甲面前牽起她的手做親吻狀），I'm glad to see you,my dear princess.甲（做嬌羞狀）：oh, it's really a big surprise,so what's your name？丁：My name? Oh, wait a minute. Do you know Trish Regan？（甲，白癡的搖頭），eh..,it's ok,then how about Robin Meade？（搖頭），and Melissa Theuriau？（搖頭），（丁，情緒激動），you know nothing, how can you sit in here.甲（指門，氣憤狀），you you you。..丁：ok ok, it doesn't matter, you needn't learn about them, but you must know me, the most famous hostess who will catch up with those person and become the greatest poet---oprah！甲：I don't care who you are, just show me your talent.丁：ok ,listen,one poem,I have had found my best love, but I didn't treasure her. When I lost her, I regret. It's the most pain in the world. If God can give me another chance, I will say there words to her “I love you”！ 甲（起雞皮疙瘩狀）：oh, I can't stand, show you the door，丁（轉身離開，繼續臺詞）：If there is a time limit, I hope, it is （回頭，對甲）10 thousand years.甲：oh, it's really a terrible ,awful, horrible day,why it is such difficult to find an excellent *, I'm dying,you three, come here，三人跑進來，乙嫵媚狀：honey, you like my dance,right？丙鎮靜狀：director,you like my singing,right？丁深情狀：princess,you like my poet,right？三人同聲：we are past,right？甲：eh..Thank you for your eh..Wonderful performance,but,I'm sorry to tell you 。
.（接電話） What? Nobody comes here except they three,oh。god.（掛電話，低頭），you three，（抬頭），pass！三人歡呼，說：we make it,we are superstar！ 乙（甜蜜狀）：that's very sweet of you,we love you so much（飛個吻） 甲：you know, you are not good enough now, but I'm look forward to your * you have confidence？三人齊答：yes,we do！甲伸手，三人搭上，同聲，fight,fight,fight!。
7.求10人英語小品劇本（8年級）
q:what's your name? a:what? q:what's your name? a:what? q:what's your name? a:what? q:what's your name? a:what? q:what's your name? a:what? q:what's your name? a:what? q:what's your name? a:what? q:what's your name? a:what? q:what's your name? a:what？ …… q:what's your name? a:oh yeah!i see!my name is xxx 贊同 0| 評論 2011-3-25 21:53 李瑾喬 | 一級 Narrator : Long ago ,there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill the king of Qin, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth. Action I Prince Dan (on the stage, take out the mirror and comb his hair in narcissism):Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (mirror:It's you, Prince Dan! Prince Dan(happily) Thank u mirror! (turn to the audience) I'm Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (yell to the backstage) Where is my minister? Staff A San(sincerely) : Honey, I am coming. Prince Dan:oh,I've told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”! Staff A San:Sure, honey! I have a good idea. How about finding a hero to kill YingZheng? Prince Dan:Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Audience:Elite!(Prince Dan pat on A San's shoulder, approving) Prince Dan:Good idea! But who is the best candidate? Staff A San:After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world. Prince Dan:Well, then show me the winner as soon as possible, OK? Staff A San:*! Narrator:so A San arrange a battle between Limochou and Jinke. Action II(play the music of 《十面埋伏》) Jinke:Are you Li mochou? Limochou: Yes, I am. Jinke:OK. I'm Jingke, you know, and I will let you know I am the king of the killers' world. Limochou:Are you challenging me? Jinke:Of course! (Shrug his shoulders) Come on! (music stars, the two of them begin to fight) “人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，兩刀砍死你啊.” Limochou fail and Jinke laugh Limochou(in pain):What happened? Why aren't you hurt? Jinke: We don't need any reason to win a person. Do we? Don't we? Limochou:Momma always said: "Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou. You never know what you're gonna get." I got it, Momma is right. Jinke(laugh for the second time) Prince Dan:Congratulation, Mr jinke! How are you? Jinke:Fine, thank you, and you? Prince Dan:Oh my ladygaga! Could you please give me an innovative answer to “How are you”? Jinke:Sure! Prince Dan:How are you? Jinke:Fine, thank you, and your wife? (Prince Dan faint) Jinke:Hey, man, I'm kidding! Prince Dan:Oh, I'm kidding too!(sincerely)May I have your name card, please? Jinke reach out a roll of paper from the pocket, saying: to be or not that is a question. Staff A San:Hero,we need your help. Jinke: No, I changed my mind just now,I am busy now! Prince Dan:You can get a lot of money from it. Staff A San:IC, ID, IQ card? Jinke:I am very very busy now! Staff A San (pointing to the beautiful lady at the side, excided): Look! She is the most beautiful girl in the world. If you say O.K., she is yours. Jinke (watering):I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my one and only love! Staff A San:What? What's the TCM? Jinke ; Hey, guy! You look so smart how can't you know TCM? Any of them can give you the answer. Staff A San:Excuse me? What's the TCM? Audience :TCM - Traditional Chinese MM . Prince Dan:I must show you the trump card. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Lipton Slimming tea. It is a brand new product of Unilever China. Jinke (excited):Slimming tea! I have dreamed of it for thousands of times. My wife always threatens to leave me if I couldn't lose my weight. Staff A San:You want it? Speak up if you want it! Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, you still have to speak up if you want it.(start the music of《No matter》，Jinke and A San begin to dance tango, and then rumba with Prince Dan.) Jinke(earnestly):Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for you. Prince Dan and staff A San(Clap hands)Yeah! Action 3 Narrator:Meanwhile ,there is a secret dealing happen between 。
8.要一個英語小品劇本,五個人,三分鐘,能配上動作的,搞笑的
老鼠嫁女兒角色（character）：鼠爸爸（f）、太陽（sun）、云（cloud）、風（wind）、墻（wall）Once upon a time, there was a mouse father. （很久很久以前，有一個老鼠爸爸）He wanted to marry his daughter to the greatest person in the world. （他想要將他的女兒嫁給世界上最偉大的人）But, who was the greatest person in the world？ （但是，誰是世界上最偉大的人呢？）Oh! The sun! He must be the greatest person in the world. （啊！是太陽！他一定是世界上最偉大的人） The mouse father went to talk to the sun. （老鼠爸爸就去找太陽說話）f -------“Hello! Mr. Sun. I know you are the greatest person in the world. （哈啰！太陽先生，我知道你是世界上最偉大的人） Would you marry my daughter？” （你愿意娶我的女兒嗎？）sun-------“What? I'm not the greatest person in the world. The greatest person is the cloud. （什么？我才不是世界上最偉大的人呢！最偉大的應該是云） If he comes out, I'll be covered.” （只要他一出現，我就被遮住了）The mouse father went to talk to the cloud.（老鼠爸爸就去找云）f-------“Hello! Mr. Cloud. I know you are the greatest person in the world. （哈啰！云先生，我知道你是世界上最偉大的人） Would you marry my daughter？” （你愿意娶我的女兒嗎？） cloud------“What? I'm not the greatest person in the world. The greatest person is the wind. （什么？我才不是世界上最偉大的人呢！最偉大的應該是風） If he comes out, I'll be blown away.” （只要他一出現，我就被吹的遠遠的）The mouse father went to talk to the wind. （老鼠爸爸就去找風）f--------“Hello! Mr. Wind. I know you are the greatest person in the world.（哈啰！風先生，我知道你是世界上最偉大的人） Would you marry my daughter？” （你愿意娶我的女兒嗎？）wind-------“What? I'm not the greatest person in the world. The greatest person is the wall. （什么？我才不是世界上最偉大的人呢！最偉大的應該是墻） If he comes out, I'll be stopped.” （只要他一出現，我就被擋住了）The mouse father went to talk to the wall. （老鼠爸爸就去找墻）f-------“Hello! Mr. Wall. I know you are the greatest person in the world. （哈啰！墻先生，我知道你是世界上最偉大的人） Would you marry my daughter？” （你愿意娶我的女兒嗎？）wall------“What? I'm not the greatest person in the world. The greatest person is YOU, the mouse.” （什么？我才不是世界上最偉大的人呢！最偉大的其實是你們！是老鼠！）f-------“The greatest person in the world is … mouse？” （世界上最偉大的人…是老鼠？）wall-------“Yes, the greatest person in the world is mouse. See? If mouse comes out, I'll be bit！” （沒錯！世界上最偉大的就老鼠.明白嗎？如果老鼠來了，我就會被穿過）要是這個你不喜歡的話還有這個。
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