華閱文章網1.5人英語小品劇本 簡單易懂
喜羊羊與灰太狼學生英語小品劇本，片名：一把“槍”. 劇情：喜羊羊一伙兒在一起玩，灰太狼突然襲擊，進行抓捕，把美羊羊、懶羊羊抓走了。
慢羊羊糊涂地給了喜羊羊一把假槍，喜羊羊與暖羊羊去狼堡解救美羊羊、懶羊羊。它們被喜羊羊與沸羊羊和暖羊羊用一只假槍解救，回到羊村后才發現這是假槍。
最后以紅太狼灰太狼被定住結束。 道具：兩把玩具槍。
人數：五名男生，三名女生（其中一名稍胖） 出場人物：喜羊羊Pleasant Goat 美羊羊Pretty Goat 懶羊羊Lazy Goat 沸羊羊 Force Goat暖羊羊Warm Goat 慢羊羊 Slowly Goat(Village Head) 灰太狼 Big Big Wolf 紅太狼 Red Big Wolf 情節對話： （喜羊羊、美羊羊、沸羊羊、懶羊羊、慢羊羊還有暖羊羊在一起；灰太狼和紅太狼在旁邊隱蔽） 喜：What can we play today？ 美：We have nothing to *'s dull！ 懶：I have a good idea. （睡意朦朧） 喜、沸：What idea do you have？ （好奇） 懶：Let's sleep！ （自信滿滿） 暖、慢：Oh,no!You are very lazy！（無奈指責） 灰：Ha!Dear goats,I'm coming！（灰太狼小聲→大聲，出現在羊面前） 美：Ah!Look,Big-big-wolf!Run away！ （驚恐了一大跳） （羊們開始逃跑，灰太狼追著美羊羊） 灰：Ha-ha!I'm sure that it's a good and delicious goat！ （灰太狼緊追美羊羊） 美：Pleasant-goat!Please help me! Help,help,help！ （神情緊張） 灰：It's too late!My favourite goat.（十分貪婪，并抓住了美羊羊） 喜：Pretty-goat,I have nothing to * I'll save you！ （灰太狼抓住了美羊羊后，又開始抓其它羊） 懶：Don't touch me!Help me！（也神情緊張） 灰：Ha!Little fat goat.I'm hungry now. My wife is waiting for *！ （灰太狼又抓住了懶羊羊，于是逮著懶羊羊，美羊羊走向狼堡，最后進入了狼堡） -------------------地點轉換（在狼堡）---------------------------- 紅：Wa!Big big wolf!You are very good! Oh,two goats！ （激動） 灰：Wife.I'm going to cook them soon!Today we'll have a super dinner, I'm looking forward to eating goats the first（灰太狼和紅太狼準備煮羊） -----------------------地點轉換（在青青草原）---------------------- 慢：What to do?Pleasant-goat,find a way quickly,be quick！ （著急） 沸：Pleasant goat!Find a way！ 喜：There's only one *'s goto wolf's houseand save them！ 暖：What? I am very worried about that!It's too dangerous ！ （表現出害怕的樣子） 慢：* is only one key.I'm wating for * must save Pretty-goat and Lazy goat .And this is a special *-big-wolf won't move for an * you,Pleasant goat. （慢羊羊拿出一把槍，深沉地給了喜羊羊） 喜：That's great!Let's * goat and Force goat！ （握住拳頭） 暖，沸：Ok,let's go to wolf's house！ （ 氣勢磅礴） （喜羊羊它們向狼堡走去；灰太狼與紅太狼正得意洋洋） -----------------------地點轉換（在狼堡）--------------------------- 紅：Two Little * will finish!I'll eat you！ （貪婪野蠻） 美：Oh,no.I believe Pleasant goat can save me! Yes?Lazy goat?What are you doing？（無助） 懶：Let me sleep,xu.（樂觀派） 美：Ah!Don't sleep!I am very afraid ! If you don't sleep,I will give you candy！ 懶：Really?I love candy ！（懶羊羊突然醒了，美羊羊點點頭） （喜羊羊，沸羊羊，暖羊羊到達，并使勁敲門） 灰：Who?Oh, * are the other goats!Let me catch them. （喜羊羊拿住槍，準備瞄準；灰太狼打開門） 灰：Oh,it's pleasant goat!I'll get you for my dinner！ 喜：*e!(Bang！！！！！！！！！！！) （開槍）（灰太狼突然動不了了） 暖：Wa!Pleasant goat,you are very great！（贊美） 灰：Pleasant-goat!What do you do? Why can't I move？！ （喜羊羊笑了笑，把槍給了沸羊羊） 喜：Force goat,give you * me save them. 沸：Ok!。* big wolf!you will finish！ （喜羊羊救了美羊羊，懶羊羊，沸羊羊把槍對準紅太狼） 紅：What are you going to do?little fat goats？ （害怕） 沸：Goodbye,Red big wolf!(bang！！！！！) （沸羊羊向紅太狼開槍；紅太狼動不了了） 美，懶：Thank you,Pleasant-goat！（感激不盡） 暖：Lazy goat, pretty goat,Run away quickly！ （美羊羊，懶羊羊逃了出來） 紅：Big-big-wolf,I hate you!Ah！ （紅太狼掙扎） 美：Mr. Big-big-wolf and Red big wolf,goodbye！ （親切） 懶：Pretty-goat,where's my candy？ （天真好奇） 美：Oh!Lovely lazy goat,I have no *?Don't blame me！ （違約） 懶：What?My candy!My God!。
Ai,Let me sleep,xu.（無奈的） 暖：Don't sleep!Lazy goat!We will go to our house！ （命令） （懶羊羊隨即被叫醒，并打了個哈欠，之后羊群到達羊村） 慢：Pleasant goat,you're very good!Give me special gun.（迎接） 沸：Here you *e Head. 慢：Ah,that's not ture the special * is ture！（激動地拿出真槍） 暖：Ah?If this……（疑惑無比） 慢：。
2.求簡單一點的5人英語小品
我幫你翻譯了一篇 忽忽 人物：白云（B），黑土（H），小燕（X） 白云上："黑土走了嗎？小燕上學走了嗎？走了？都走了！剩下我白云，該我練練節目為了迎奧運參戰！" heitu gone? Xiaoyan go to school? Gone? All gone! so let me practice the programe in order to welcome the Olympic！ " （這里可以跳舞唱歌什么的先表演一下） 黑土上："你這是干啥？" what are you doing here 白云："排練節目呢，別在著搗亂？" i am busy now Do not make trouble 黑土："小燕哪去了，英語老師讓她去上課！" where is Xiaoyan, English teacher let her go to english class！ 白云"她上哪兒我也不知道." i do not know where she is 黑土："你能知道啥？成天不是寫書就是跳舞"說完拿起手機撥："小燕！小燕！我是你爹！我是你爺爺，爺爺！有事快回來---" what did you know?just dancing and writing all days Xiaoyan!Xiaoyan! i am your father!i am your grandfather,grandfatrher! Come home quickly 白云："啥意思，你啥意思，連輩都整不明白.名副其實的老年癡呆！" what?what's your mean?you don't know who you are. totally a fool 小燕："爺爺你找我？"（小燕氣喘吁吁地上來） Grandpa,you call me？ 白云："小燕你上哪兒去了？" Where you went to 小燕："在學校參加迎奧運文藝彩排！" i have practiced the program in order to welcome the Olympic in school 黑土："你也練節目？" You are rehearsing too？ 小燕："爺爺，老師讓我獨唱呢！" Grandpa, the teacher let me do solo 白云："你還能唱歌，你嗓子要是象你爺爺，唱一句該不會把外國人都嚇昏了吧？" You can sing?if you like your grandfather's voice, foreigners will shocked when they heard about your voice 黑土："象你奶奶好，象你奶奶人前一站你找對象都難." If you look like your grandmother, could not find boyfriends 小燕："爺爺奶奶別說了."然后又問："爺爺你叫我回來干啥？" Do not * you call me back 黑土："老師讓你去上英語課." the teacher let you to English class 小燕："爺爺，我去不了，今天下午老師讓我練歌." grandpa, I could not go, this afternoon teacher let me practice the song 黑土："練什么練，快去學英語，別耽誤上課." Studies English quickly, do not delay the class 小燕："爺爺今天不行，節目安排非常緊，抽不出時間." grandpa,is not good today, the program arranges to be tight, cannot extract the time 黑土："請個假唄唱歌還能當飯吃？小燕聽話，學好外語，一個女孩子家，將來當個英語教師什么的.吃個輕松飯，奧運會是國家和運動員的事，咱們參合啥？" Asks for leave to teacher .Studies the foreign language diligently, in the future will work as teacher of English anything. , the Olympic Games are national and athlete's matter 白云："你說什么？開奧運沒你事兒？難道你不是中國人？" What did you say? Holds the Olympic Games is not your business? Aren't you the Chinese ？ 黑土："是又怎么樣？奧運會也不缺我黑土." so what?The Olympic Games do not lack me 小燕："爺爺，別阻止我去唱歌好嗎？" Grandfather, please don't prevent me to sing 黑土："不是不讓，是不想讓你誤了學英語." I dont want to let you delay study English 小燕："誤什么？參加奧運會演出還能鍛煉自己，接觸外國人還能加強口語，再說，奧運會對咱中國人多重要！" Attends the Olympic Games perform can also exercise itself, contacts the foreigner also to be able to strengthen the spoken language, and, the Olympic Games are much important to our Chinese！ “ 黑土："重要在哪啊？" what's the important 白云："這奧運會咱盼了多少年，如今才圓了這個夢！你說重要在哪？" we had hoped the OlympicGames for many years, only , then has been round this dream today！ 小燕："奶奶說的對 grandmother is right 白云："就是，咱們中國人站起來了，外國人也不敢小瞧我們了.過去洋人管我們叫東亞病夫，現在，特別是把劉翔一瞧，他們立刻都變成了劉翔的粉條." yes Chinese become * foreigner did not dare to look down on us .In the past the foreigner called us as sicker in East *, specially Liu Xiang,They turn Liu Xiang's starch noodles immediately 小燕："是粉絲！" is fans。
白云："我一聽2008年在中國開奧運會就立刻寫了一首歌" i write a song for 2008 Olympic Games 小燕："什么歌？唱給我聽聽，好不好" a song?let me hear ok？ 白云："好，那就讓我孫女聽聽" ok （這里再表演個歌） 小燕："奶奶你唱的太棒了，詞寫的也好.奶奶聲音就想歌唱家." grandmother, you sing so good, the Lyrics also well . grandmother's voice like the singer.” 黑土："這歌聽起來還有點水準." this song is not bad 白云："其實，奶奶在年輕時唱的就夠歌唱家水平，只是那時沒文化，眼睛瞎，走錯了門，進了作家." Actually, when i was young ,i also well, but I do not have the knowledge ,so i 。
3.求簡單英語五人小品劇本,請看清下面的補充要求
搞笑英語微電影劇本《Whose treat》（英語5人搞笑微電影劇本） 演員：A—— ，B—— ，C—— ，D—— ，旁白—— 編劇： 攝影： 后期制作： 插曲：場景一《鈴兒響叮當》場景二《雪絨花》場景三《泰坦尼克號主題曲》場景四《flash》場景五《never say goodbye》或者《字母歌》道具：一份報紙（最好是英文的），三份試卷（白紙即可），100元，64元找零，布娃娃 （場景一：未定空地____5個人都到， 拍攝） 旁白：One day ,some yang people want to get takeout as their dinner 一天，幾個年輕人想叫外賣吃（直接錄旁白，念完時候鏡頭落在四個人身上） A: let's get takeout ,please？（旁白念完直接開始） B:why not? I like it .（開心，滿足） C:It's up to you .（看著A） D:OK,but i have a good idea……（手托下巴，賣關子） A:go on ,please（請求語氣） D:we always ”going Dutch “,.it's time to enjoy someone's treat……我們總是AA制，這次找個人請客吧（掃一眼大家，繼續賣關子） C: but how should we drag the unfortunate? talk to us,please（請求） D：（笑）OK,OK…….Each of us tell a joke, if not making others laugh, just pay ！我們每人講一個笑話，如果不能把其他人逗笑，就買單哦。
（得意） A,B,C:good idea！（大家拍手，異口同聲） A:Let me tell a joke first .the title is” I'm Glad “.A school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. 我先講吧，題目是“我很高興”。一個老師正在對學生講使別人高興的重要性。
現在，她說 （切到場景二，到一個教室，或有椅子的地方，把笑話表演出來，， 拍） 旁白：Now, she said現在，她說 趙雪：children ,has anyone of you ever made someone else glad？你們當中有誰讓別人高興過？王鵬：teacher, I've made someone glad yesterday.昨天我就使別人高興過。趙雪：Well done. Who was that？做得好，是誰呢？王鵬：My granny.我奶奶。
趙雪：Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grand mother glad.好孩子，現在告訴我們，你是怎樣使你奶奶高興的。王鵬：Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, 'Granny, I'm going home,' and she said, 'Well, I'm glad'！是這樣的，老師。
我昨天去看她，在她那兒呆了三個小時。然后我跟她說：‘奶奶，我要回家了。
’她說：‘啊，我很高興！’ （切回場景一，BCD哈哈大笑A見狀很開心，） A:oh, i got it ！我做到了（很開心） B:yeah,yeah, maybe you just tell your own story .（指著A說完捂嘴笑） A: I……（要解釋，被B攔下） B:OK,now ,It's my turn .”a gentle reminder”is the * been married a long time, my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder of a special occasion. 婚后已久，我丈夫往往在一個特別事情上需要委婉的提醒。（切換場景三，移至餐廳或有椅子的地方， 拍攝，） B:On the morning of our 35th anniversary, we were sitting at the breakfast table when I hinted， 在我們結婚35周年紀念的早上，我們正坐在早餐桌旁，我暗示道：（錄旁白形式） 雙："Honey, do you realize that we've been sitting in these same two seats for exactly 35 years？"“親愛的，你意識到我們在這兩個相同的座位上已坐了整整35年了嗎？” B:Putting down the newspaper, he looked straight at me and said，他放下報紙，眼睛直直地望著我：田："So, you want to switch seats？"“因此，你想交換座位嗎？” （切回場景一，ACD哈哈大笑中，） B:so, i got it，（對C）maybe you will like the man in the future （笑）it's your turn C: oh,no ,he is stupid （不屑），my title is “girl,oh little girl”題目是“讓人無奈的孩子”When they're together, my five-year-old daughter and her cousin tend to cause mayhem. (['me?hem] )one Saturday, I put my foot down.我五歲的女兒和她的表妹在一起的時候，總要招來大亂。
一個星期六，我開始抗議了。（切至場景四，某空地， 拍攝） ： "All right, you two,"No screaming , grabbing, whining, hitting, teasing, tattling, breaking toys, scratching or fighting." “好啦，你們兩個，”我嚴厲地說，“不許叫喊，不許亂拿，不許哭鬧，不許亂敲，不許取笑，不許扯淡，不許弄壞玩具，不許亂抓，不許打架。”
（轉身要走），雙：“come on ,MengMeng, let's get dirty . "“來， ，我們來把自己弄臟吧。” （切回場景一，ABD哈哈笑） B:OK,we three all did it ,now，（對D）only you left D:i'm very afraid now,maybe I'll fail it . Let me try .it's “A dollar per point”一分一塊錢A professor was giving a big test one day to his students.一天，教授正在給學生們監考。
（切場景五，至 教室， 拍攝） D（旁白形式）：He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait.他發下試卷，然后回到講臺前等待。（ 軒演教授， 坐中間， 演學生，考試時， 左顧右盼很著急，交卷子時， 左看看右看看掏出100元夾在卷子里并且寫了一句話A dollar per point.）Once the test was over the students all handed the tests。
4.求簡單一點的5人英語小品
我幫你翻譯了一篇 忽忽 人物：白云（B），黑土（H），小燕（X） 白云上："黑土走了嗎？小燕上學走了嗎？走了？都走了！剩下我白云，該我練練節目為了迎奧運參戰！" heitu gone? Xiaoyan go to school? Gone? All gone! so let me practice the programe in order to welcome the Olympic！ " （這里可以跳舞唱歌什么的先表演一下） 黑土上："你這是干啥？" what are you doing here 白云："排練節目呢，別在著搗亂？" i am busy now Do not make trouble 黑土："小燕哪去了，英語老師讓她去上課！" where is Xiaoyan, English teacher let her go to english class！ 白云"她上哪兒我也不知道." i do not know where she is 黑土："你能知道啥？成天不是寫書就是跳舞"說完拿起手機撥："小燕！小燕！我是你爹！我是你爺爺，爺爺！有事快回來---" what did you know?just dancing and writing all days Xiaoyan!Xiaoyan! i am your father!i am your grandfather,grandfatrher! Come home quickly 白云："啥意思，你啥意思，連輩都整不明白.名副其實的老年癡呆！" what?what's your mean?you don't know who you are. totally a fool 小燕："爺爺你找我？"（小燕氣喘吁吁地上來） Grandpa,you call me？ 白云："小燕你上哪兒去了？" Where you went to 小燕："在學校參加迎奧運文藝彩排！" i have practiced the program in order to welcome the Olympic in school 黑土："你也練節目？" You are rehearsing too？ 小燕："爺爺，老師讓我獨唱呢！" Grandpa, the teacher let me do solo 白云："你還能唱歌，你嗓子要是象你爺爺，唱一句該不會把外國人都嚇昏了吧？" You can sing?if you like your grandfather's voice, foreigners will shocked when they heard about your voice 黑土："象你奶奶好，象你奶奶人前一站你找對象都難." If you look like your grandmother, could not find boyfriends 小燕："爺爺奶奶別說了."然后又問："爺爺你叫我回來干啥？" Do not * you call me back 黑土："老師讓你去上英語課." the teacher let you to English class 小燕："爺爺，我去不了，今天下午老師讓我練歌." grandpa, I could not go, this afternoon teacher let me practice the song 黑土："練什么練，快去學英語，別耽誤上課." Studies English quickly, do not delay the class 小燕："爺爺今天不行，節目安排非常緊，抽不出時間." grandpa,is not good today, the program arranges to be tight, cannot extract the time 黑土："請個假唄唱歌還能當飯吃？小燕聽話，學好外語，一個女孩子家，將來當個英語教師什么的.吃個輕松飯，奧運會是國家和運動員的事，咱們參合啥？" Asks for leave to teacher .Studies the foreign language diligently, in the future will work as teacher of English anything. , the Olympic Games are national and athlete's matter 白云："你說什么？開奧運沒你事兒？難道你不是中國人？" What did you say? Holds the Olympic Games is not your business? Aren't you the Chinese ？ 黑土："是又怎么樣？奧運會也不缺我黑土." so what?The Olympic Games do not lack me 小燕："爺爺，別阻止我去唱歌好嗎？" Grandfather, please don't prevent me to sing 黑土："不是不讓，是不想讓你誤了學英語." I dont want to let you delay study English 小燕："誤什么？參加奧運會演出還能鍛煉自己，接觸外國人還能加強口語，再說，奧運會對咱中國人多重要！" Attends the Olympic Games perform can also exercise itself, contacts the foreigner also to be able to strengthen the spoken language, and, the Olympic Games are much important to our Chinese！ “ 黑土："重要在哪啊？" what's the important 白云："這奧運會咱盼了多少年，如今才圓了這個夢！你說重要在哪？" we had hoped the OlympicGames for many years, only , then has been round this dream today！ 小燕："奶奶說的對 grandmother is right 白云："就是，咱們中國人站起來了，外國人也不敢小瞧我們了.過去洋人管我們叫東亞病夫，現在，特別是把劉翔一瞧，他們立刻都變成了劉翔的粉條." yes Chinese become * foreigner did not dare to look down on us .In the past the foreigner called us as sicker in East *, specially Liu Xiang,They turn Liu Xiang's starch noodles immediately 小燕："是粉絲！" is fans。
白云："我一聽2008年在中國開奧運會就立刻寫了一首歌" i write a song for 2008 Olympic Games 小燕："什么歌？唱給我聽聽，好不好" a song?let me hear ok？ 白云："好，那就讓我孫女聽聽" ok （這里再表演個歌） 小燕："奶奶你唱的太棒了，詞寫的也好.奶奶聲音就想歌唱家." grandmother, you sing so good, the Lyrics also well . grandmother's voice like the singer.” 黑土："這歌聽起來還有點水準." this song is not bad 白云："其實，奶奶在年輕時唱的就夠歌唱家水平，只是那時沒文化，眼睛瞎，走錯了門，進了作家." Actually, when i was young ,i also well, but I do not have the knowledge ,so i 。
5.求五人演的簡單英文小劇本
1: I am a princess from the wonderland, what about you?
2: i am a normal girl. nice to meet you
1: who are you?
2: my name is Angela, you want to be friends?
1: ok, you want to play with me in that park?
2: Let's go
park~
1: i want to play on the swing
2: But she is on it
3:you can go on it if you want
1: thank you
4: i want to go on it too, can i go first?
1: no , it is my swing
4 cries
1: you can go on it if you really want
2: don't worry , lets play something else
1: ok, lets go over there
3:can i come?
1: yes you can
4: can i come too
5: hi, i am Jack, why don't we play all together!
1:ok
5: i know there is lake down there, lets go
2:yeh
3:lets go
4: come on
6.5年級5人英語小品劇本,稍微短一點,2~4分鐘吧
老鼠嫁女兒 角色（character）：鼠爸爸（f）、太陽（sun）、云（cloud）、風（wind）、墻（wall） Once upon a time, there was a mouse father. （很久很久以前，有一個老鼠爸爸） He wanted to marry his daughter to the greatest person in the world. （他想要將他的女兒嫁給世界上最偉大的人） But, who was the greatest person in the world？ （但是，誰是世界上最偉大的人呢？） Oh! The sun! He must be the greatest person in the world. （啊！是太陽！他一定是世界上最偉大的人） The mouse father went to talk to the sun. （老鼠爸爸就去找太陽說話） f -------“Hello! Mr. Sun. I know you are the greatest person in the world. （哈啰！太陽先生，我知道你是世界上最偉大的人） Would you marry my daughter？” （你愿意娶我的女兒嗎？） sun-------“What? I'm not the greatest person in the world. The greatest person is the cloud. （什么？我才不是世界上最偉大的人呢！最偉大的應該是云） If he comes out, I'll be covered.” （只要他一出現，我就被遮住了） The mouse father went to talk to the cloud.（老鼠爸爸就去找云） f-------“Hello! Mr. Cloud. I know you are the greatest person in the world. （哈啰！云先生，我知道你是世界上最偉大的人） Would you marry my daughter？” （你愿意娶我的女兒嗎？） cloud------“What? I'm not the greatest person in the world. The greatest person is the wind. （什么？我才不是世界上最偉大的人呢！最偉大的應該是風） If he comes out, I'll be blown away.” （只要他一出現，我就被吹的遠遠的） The mouse father went to talk to the wind. （老鼠爸爸就去找風） f--------“Hello! Mr. Wind. I know you are the greatest person in the world.（哈啰！風先生，我知道你是世界上最偉大的人） Would you marry my daughter？” （你愿意娶我的女兒嗎？） wind-------“What? I'm not the greatest person in the world. The greatest person is the wall. （什么？我才不是世界上最偉大的人呢！最偉大的應該是墻） If he comes out, I'll be stopped.” （只要他一出現，我就被擋住了） The mouse father went to talk to the wall. （老鼠爸爸就去找墻） f-------“Hello! Mr. Wall. I know you are the greatest person in the world. （哈啰！墻先生，我知道你是世界上最偉大的人） Would you marry my daughter？” （你愿意娶我的女兒嗎？） wall------“What? I'm not the greatest person in the world. The greatest person is YOU, the mouse.” （什么？我才不是世界上最偉大的人呢！最偉大的其實是你們！是老鼠！） f-------“The greatest person in the world is … mouse？” （世界上最偉大的人…是老鼠？） wall-------“Yes, the greatest person in the world is mouse. See? If mouse comes out, I'll be bit！” （沒錯！世界上最偉大的就老鼠.明白嗎？如果老鼠來了，我就會被穿過）。
7.求一個5人英語小劇本
A（衣衫襤褸） B（衣著光鮮） C小花 D小草 E椅子 F新聞記者B坐在E上吃東西，A一乞丐上前A：先生，先生，請給我些面包，謝謝，我餓得不行了。
B：（厭惡）讓開，讓開。（然后便起身離開，這時他的錢包掉到E上頭了）A：先生，先生（A看見后，立即拾起，追上了走遠的B）B：讓開，讓開啊，我沒吃的了，也沒錢了（看也不看A，仍自顧自地走了）C：他真愚蠢啊D：是啊是啊（D點頭附和）A：可……先生……您聽我說……（仍拉著B衣服的后擺）B：挖，你這人怎么這么討厭！（還是沒有回頭看A一眼）C：椅子啊，你會不會覺得剛剛坐在你身上的人特愚蠢？E：唉，人總是這么愚蠢啊~~~~D：是啊是啊與此同時A與B還在糾纏，這時E終于隱忍不住爆發了。
E：先生！你的錢包丟了！你怎么這么傻啊。A與B同時回頭，看見了那會說話的椅子E，嚇昏過去了。
這一幕恰巧被經過的F看見了。于是F就報道了這一事件。
F：大家好，我是新聞記者F，今天我看見了一個奇異的現象，一個椅子說話了，兩個人被嚇昏了，下面我將采訪一下被嚇昏的兩個人。B：哦，上帝，哦，媽媽。
F：這個人傻了，我們不鳥他了，下面我采訪一下另一個人吧，請問你為什么不告訴他，他的錢包丟了？A：對不起，我不知道“錢包”這個單詞怎么講……F：通過這一事件，我們可以認識到，掌握一門外語的重要性，以及金錢給人類帶來的影響。是嗎，椅子？E：是啊，是啊（E傻傻地拼命點頭）C：唉，人可真愚蠢，椅子也被他們弄傻了。
D：誰讓這是一個童話呢……為了配合馬可的英文翻譯，所以臺詞能簡單就簡單啦。下面是馬可的英文翻譯。
A:sir,sir,please give me a piece of * you,sir.I'm hungry to die.B:get away,get away,dirty man.A:sir,sir!!B:run away,please run away.I have no food,and I don't have money,either.C:hey,xiao D,he is so foolish,isn't he?D:yes,yes.A:but。.sir。
.please listen to me。..B:wa,why are you so disgusting!!C:hey,chair,do you feel the man sat on you a moment ago is very stupid.E:ai,pretty flower,do you know,men are always very silly.D:yes,yes!!E:sir!you lost your wallet!can't you be more clever?F:good morning,everybody.I'm a jonrnist F. Today I saw a very weird thing--a chair open her mouth,and two men are frightened to *,I will intenview the two nozzy man.B:wo,my god,wo,my,mum.F:I'm sorry to tell you this man has been * needn't take notice of * me interview the other man,hello,man,can you tell men why didn't you tell him he lost his wallet?A:I'm sorry,I don't know how to speak "錢包" in english。
F:dear audience,through this thing we can learn that how improtant it is to mastery a foreign language,and how lagre the money affect * that all right,chair?E:yes,yes.C:ai,men is so silly.D:don't believe us,it is just a fairly tale.。
8.求一英語喜劇劇本
要多長的？A（衣衫襤褸） B（衣著光鮮） C小花 D小草 E椅子 F新聞記者B坐在E上吃東西，A一乞丐上前A：先生，先生，請給我些面包，謝謝，我餓得不行了。
B：（厭惡）讓開，讓開。（然后便起身離開，這時他的錢包掉到E上頭了）A：先生，先生（A看見后，立即拾起，追上了走遠的B）B：讓開，讓開啊，我沒吃的了，也沒錢了（看也不看A，仍自顧自地走了）C：他真愚蠢啊D：是啊是啊（D點頭附和）A：可……先生……您聽我說……（仍拉著B衣服的后擺）B：挖，你這人怎么這么討厭！（還是沒有回頭看A一眼）C：椅子啊，你會不會覺得剛剛坐在你身上的人特愚蠢？E：唉，人總是這么愚蠢啊~~~~D：是啊是啊與此同時A與B還在糾纏，這時E終于隱忍不住爆發了。
E：先生！你的錢包丟了！你怎么這么傻啊。A與B同時回頭，看見了那會說話的椅子E，嚇昏過去了。
這一幕恰巧被經過的F看見了。于是F就報道了這一事件。
F：大家好，我是新聞記者F，今天我看見了一個奇異的現象，一個椅子說話了，兩個人被嚇昏了，下面我將采訪一下被嚇昏的兩個人。B：哦，上帝，哦，媽媽。
F：這個人傻了，我們不鳥他了，下面我采訪一下另一個人吧，請問你為什么不告訴他，他的錢包丟了？A：對不起，我不知道“錢包”這個單詞怎么講……F：通過這一事件，我們可以認識到，掌握一門外語的重要性，以及金錢給人類帶來的影響。是嗎，椅子？E：是啊，是啊（E傻傻地拼命點頭）C：唉，人可真愚蠢，椅子也被他們弄傻了。
D：誰讓這是一個童話呢……為了配合馬可的英文翻譯，所以臺詞能簡單就簡單啦。下面是馬可的英文翻譯。
A:sir,sir,please give me a piece of * you,sir.I'm hungry to die.B:get away,get away,dirty man.A:sir,sir!!B:run away,please run away.I have no food,and I don't have money,either.C:hey,xiao D,he is so foolish,isn't he?D:yes,yes.A:but。.sir。
.please listen to me。..B:wa,why are you so disgusting!!C:hey,chair,do you feel the man sat on you a moment ago is very stupid.E:ai,pretty flower,do you know,men are always very silly.D:yes,yes!!E:sir!you lost your wallet!can't you be more clever?F:good morning,everybody.I'm a jonrnist F. Today I saw a very weird thing--a chair open her mouth,and two men are frightened to *,I will intenview the two nozzy man.B:wo,my god,wo,my,mum.F:I'm sorry to tell you this man has been * needn't take notice of * me interview the other man,hello,man,can you tell men why didn't you tell him he lost his wallet?A:I'm sorry,I don't know how to speak "錢包" in english。
F:dear audience,through this thing we can learn that how improtant it is to mastery a foreign language,and how lagre the money affect * that all right,chair?E:yes,yes.C:ai,men is so silly.D:don't believe us,it is just a fairly tale.。
9.五人英語短劇（一人旁白）3—5分鐘 簡單一點
A Brother Like That A friend of mine named Paul received an automobile from his brother as a Christmas present. On Christmas Eve when Paul came out of his office, a street urchin was walking around the shiny new car, admiring it. "Is this your car, Mister?" he said. Paul nodded. "My brother gave it to me for Christmas." The boy was astounded. "You mean your brother gave it to you and it didn't cost you nothing? Boy, I wish . . ." He hesitated. Of course Paul knew what he was going to wish for. He was going to wish he had a brother like that. But what the lad said jarred Paul all the way down to his heels. "I wish," the boy went on, "That I could be a brother like that." Paul looked at the boy in astonishment, then impulsively he added, "Would you like to take a ride in my car?" "Oh yes, Id love that." After a short ride, the boy turned with his eyes aglow, said, "Mister, would you mind driving in front of my house?" Paul smiled a little. He thought he knew what the lad wanted. He wanted to show his neighbors that he could ride home in a big automobile. But Paul was wrong again. "Will you stop where those two steps are?" the boy asked. He ran up the steps. Then in a little while Paul heard him coming back, but he was not coming fast. He was carrying his little crippled brother. He sat him down on the bottom step, then sort of squeezed up against him and pointed to the car. "There she is, Buddy, just like I told you upstairs. His brother gave it to him for Christmas and it didn't cost him a cent. And some day Im gonna give you one just like it . . . then you can see for yourself all the pretty things in the Christmas windows that Ive been trying to tell you about." Paul got out and lifted the lad to the front seat of his car. The shining-eyed older brother climbed in beside him and the three of them began a memorable holiday ride. That Christmas Eve, Paul learned what Jesus meant when he said: "It is more blessed to give . . . " 內容： 哥哥的心愿 圣誕節時，保羅的哥哥送他一輛新車。
圣誕節當天，保羅離開辦公室時，一個男孩繞著那輛閃閃發亮的新車，十分贊嘆地問： "先生，這是你的車？" 保羅點點頭："這是我哥哥送給我的圣誕節禮物。"男孩滿臉驚訝，支支吾吾地說："你是說這是你哥送的禮物，沒花你一分錢？天哪，我真希望也能……" 保羅當然知道男孩他真想希望什么。
他希望能有一個象那樣的哥哥。但是小男孩接下來說的話卻完全出乎了保羅的意料。
"我希望自己能成為送車給弟弟的哥哥。"男孩繼續說。
保羅驚愕地看著那男孩，沖口而出地說："你要不要坐我的車去兜風？" "哦，當然好了，我太想坐了！" 車開了一小段路后，那孩子轉過頭來，眼睛閃閃發亮，對我說："先生，你能不能把車子開到我家門前？" 保羅微笑，他知道孩子想干什么。那男孩必定是要向鄰居炫耀，讓大家知道他坐了一部大轎車回家。
但是這次保羅又猜錯了。"你能不能把車子停在那兩個臺階前？"男孩要求道。
男孩跑上了階梯，過了一會兒保羅聽到他回來了，但動作似乎有些緩慢。原來把他跛腳的弟弟帶出來了，將他安置在第一個臺階上，緊緊地抱著他，指著那輛新車。
只聽那男孩告訴弟弟："你看，這就是我剛才在樓上對你說的那輛新車。這是保羅他哥哥送給他的哦！將來我也會送給你一輛像這樣的車，到那時候你就能自己去看那些在圣誕節時，掛窗口上的漂亮飾品了，就象我告訴過你的那樣。
" 保羅走下車子，把跛腳男孩抱到車子的前座。興奮得滿眼放光的哥哥也爬上車子，坐在弟弟的身旁。
就這樣他們三人開始一次令人難忘的假日兜風。 那個圣誕夜，保羅才真正體會主耶穌所說的"施比受更有福"的道理。