華閱文章網1.關于英語小品搞笑劇本,6人
7人的英語小品劇本，短篇 .可任選其一。
pocket money Characters: Narrator(N), Salesman(S), Dad(D), Maggie(M), Alice(A), Candy(C), Policeman(P) Preparation： 學校布景，做糖果用桌及相關材料，小販家布景 Scene1(At Salesman's home) N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming! S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I'm the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular，（展示），I don't know why. The foolish students always come here. I'll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money…… Oops! It's time to make candies now.（看表） First, put the flour on the table. Then, water, sugar, flour.（邊說邊做） Now press, press…… Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it！（滿不在意的神情） Press, press…… Oh, my god！（鼻涕）Never mind! Just do it! Press, press, the children will not know it , it's OK,hehehe…… Now let me cut it into pieces! One, two, three, four, five……（用臟菜刀） Wow, everything is ready！ 糖果鉆出來（跳舞），跳完后，非常難過地說：Oh, I'm so dirty and ugly! What can I do? The students will eat me! And they will be ill! Wuwuwu… S: Mmmm…It looks dirty, let me give you a nice coat！ （給它穿上） Wow! Now it's so beautiful! Haha…… C: Oh, no! Don't sell me! I'm dirty！（拖糖果下場） Scene2(At the school gate) N: The next day, when the class is over, all the students come out happily and the salesman goes to the school gate as usual. (Maggie和Alice 歡快地跑出校門，看到小販) （小販拉著糖上場，吆喝）：Candies! Candies! Sweet candies！ …… M: Oh, Alice! Look! Candies! A: Yeah! I think they are yummy! M: Let's ask him. A: OK! C: Don't buy me！（非常焦急） M&A: Why? C: I'm dirty! M: No, you look nice! C: What can I do？ （面向觀眾） Wuwuwu…（小販將她拉在后面） S: Candies! Candies！（引誘兩個女孩） M&A: How much are they? S: Do you have money？（輕蔑） M&A: Money？（對視） M:Oh, I've no money！（失落之極） A: Me too. S: No money? So sorry！（吆喝著走開，下場） M: What can we do now? A: Let's ask dad for money. M: But how to ask? A: How？…Oh,I know ,let's make him happy ,and he will give us money.（自信）。
2.求一個搞笑小品,6人表演,要求臺詞帶有簡單英語
話劇可以不？6人英語話劇小劇本-小紅帽Little Red Riding Hood 第一場：Little Red Riding Hood家 Mum： （媽媽拿著一個籃子，把桌子上的水果放在籃子里） Little Red Riding Hood：（唱著歌，歡快地跑進來）Hi,mummy, what are you doing? Mum： （一邊把水果放在籃子里，心事重重地說）Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma. Little Red Riding Hood：（邊提起籃子，邊點頭說）Ok! Mum： （親切地看著Little Red Riding Hood說） Be good. Be careful. Little Red Riding Hood: Yes ,*e, mummy. Mum: Bye-bye. Darling. 第二場：在路上 （一陣輕快的音樂由遠而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎著籃子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁） Little Red Riding Hood: Wow!Flowers, how beautiful！ （放下籃子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers. Wolf：（隨著一陣低沉的音樂，Wolf大步地走上臺）I am wolf. I am hungry. （做找東西狀，東張西望） Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going？ （做狡猾的樣子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼） Little Red Riding Hood：（手摸辮子，天真地回答）To Grandma'*a is ill. Wolf：（自言自語）I' ll eat Grandma. But……（對Little Red Riding Hood說）Hey, look! 6 little baby ducks. Little Red Riding Hood：（和6只鴨子隨著音樂翩翩起舞） Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大樹后） Little Red Riding Hood：（停止跳舞）Hello! Baby ducks,how are you? Six Ducks:We' re * you. Where are you going? Little Red Riding Hood:To Grandma'*, I must go, bye. Six Ducks:Goodbye. 第三場：Grandma家 Grandma： （喘著氣出場，顫顫悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床邊，喘了幾口，打幾個哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。）
Wolf：（從樹后出來，邊走邊說）I am very hungry now. （做找尋的樣子）Where is Grandma' s house？ （高興地對觀眾說）Aha , it's here.（敲門）Bang, Bang, Bang. Grandma: Who is it? Wolf：（裝出Little Red Riding Hood的聲音，一邊得意地搖動尾巴，一邊說）It's me. Little Red Riding Hood. Grandma： （邊說邊起床） Come in, come in. Wolf：（得意洋洋地走到床邊） Grandma , I'll eat you. Grandma： （驚慌失措地抓緊衣服，瞪著眼睛，邊叫迫從床 上滾到地上） 灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。 Wolf：（得意地拍拍肚子，翹起大拇指）Yummy!I'll sleep. Little Red Riding Hood：（高興地敲門）*a. Wolf：（裝扮成Grandma的聲音） Who is it? Little Red Riding Hood:It's me。
Little Red Riding Hood. What a strange noise! Wolf:Come in, Come in. Little Red Riding Hood：（蹦跳著進來，把籃子放在桌子上，走到床前一看，跳回幾步）Oh! What are big ears! Wolf:I can listen to your sweet voice. Little Red Riding Hood:Wow! What a big eyes! Wolf:I can see you pretty face. Little Red Riding Hood:Oh! What a big hand. Wolf:I can hug you. Little Red Riding Hood：（跪在床前，拉起Wolf的手，邊摸邊說）Look! What a big hands? Wolf：（從床上跳起來說）I can eat you! Little Red Riding Hood：（拼命地跑）Oh!No! No! Wolf：（追到Little Red Riding Hood，做吃狀，拍拍肚子說）It's delicious. I still sleep. I like sleeping. Hunter： （一邊拿著槍，一邊做尋找狀出場）Where's the wolf? Look! A door.（推門）The wolf is sleeping. Wolf：（發出呼呼的響聲） Hunter： （端起槍想打，又放下）What a big stomach！ （摸摸Wolf的肚子）Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside .I must be hurry.（從桌子上拿起剪刀，舉起） Look! Scissors. （做剪Wolf的肚子）Cut, cut, cut. Little Red Riding Hood/Grandma:Thank you. Hunter: Grandma ,give me some needles and thread. Little Riding Hood ,Give me some stones. Grandma： （從桌子上拿來針線） Little Red Riding Hood：（搬來幾個石頭）One, two, three. Hunter： （把小石頭裝進Wolf的衣服里） Grandma: I'll thread it. Hunter： （拿起槍）Woke up! Wolf：（起床，兩手托著大肚子）My stomach is so heavy. Hunter: You big bad wolf, raise your arms! Wolf：（邊跑邊說） Help! Don't shot me! Hunter： （開槍）Bang, bang! Wolf： （應聲倒下） Hunter: The bad wolf is dead. Little Red Riding Hood和Grandma:Yeah! Thank you. Little Red Riding Hood、Grandma、Hunter（一起鞠躬）： Thank you。
3.6人搞笑英語話劇劇本
阿甘正傳的片斷 FORREST (voice-over) That Momma, she sure was right. It's funny how things work out. EXT. BAYOU LA BATRE/BUBBA'S MOM'S HOUSE - DAY Forrest walks up to a shack on the edge of the Bayou. A group of black kids play in the front yard. FORREST (voice-over) I didn't stay home for long, because I'd made a promise to Bubba. And I always try to keep my promise. So I went on down to Bayou La Batre to meet Bubba's family and make their introduction. Bubba's mother named MRS. BLUE and her other children look at Forrest. MRS. BLUE Are you crazy, or just plain stupid? FORREST Stupid is as stupid does, Mrs. Blue. MRS. BLUE I guess. EXT. BUBBA'S GRAVE - DAY Forrest steps over to Bubba's tombstone. FORREST (voice-over) And of course, I paid my respect to Bubba himself. FORREST Hey, Bubba, it's me, Forrest Gump. I remember everything you said, and I got it all figured out. Forrest pulls out notes from his pocket. FORREST I'm taking the twenty-four thousand, five hundred and six-two dollars and forty-seven cents that I got。
EXT. BAYOU - DAY Forrest walks across a yard where men are cleaning shrimp. FORREST (voice-over) 。 well, that's left after a new hair cut and a new suit and I took Momma out to real fancy dinner and I bought a bus ticket and three Doctor Peppers. Forrest walks along a wooden pier. Forrest pays an old black shrimper a large wad of cash. OLD SHRIMPER Tell me something. Are you stupid or something? FORREST Stupid is as stupid does, sir. EXT. BUBBA'S GRAVE Forrest stands at the grave. FORREST Well, that's what's left after me saying, "When I was in China on the All-America Ping-Pong Team, I just loved playing ping-pong with my Flex-O-Ping-Pong Paddle." Which everybody knows it isn't true, but Momma says it's just a little white lie so it wouldn't hurt nobody. So, anyway, I'm putting all that on gas, ropes and new nets and a brand-new shrimpin' boat. EXT. BAYOU - DAY Forrest steers his shrimping boat. The boat is old and rusty. Forrest unleashes his nets as his catch of the day drops to the deck. It is a bunch of garbage and shells. Forrest picks up one shrimp. FORREST (voice-over) Now, Bubba had told me everything he knows about shrimpin', but you know what I found out? Shrimpin' is tough. EXT. DOCKS Forrest pulls a couple of shrimp out of a bucket. FORREST I only caught five. OLD SHRIMPER A couple of more, you can have yourself a cocktail. The old shrimper begins to walk away, then stops and looks at Forrest. OLD SHRIMPER Hey, you ever think about namin' this old boat? FORREST (voice-over) I'd never named a boat before, but there was only one I could think of. Forrest paints a name on the side of his boat. The name is "Jenny." FORREST (voice-over) The most beautiful name in the wide world.。
4.六人演英語搞笑話劇
《孔雀東南飛》（英文搞笑話劇） Source: 2007-03-30 12:03:58 恒星英語學習網 Favorite Wanderseveryfivemiles 焦仲卿Johnny(Jforshort)劉蘭芝Lunch(Lforshort) 焦母Johnny'smother(JMforshort)劉母Lunch'smother(LMforshort) 太守之子Mayor'sson(MSforshort)強盜Burglars(ABandC) Prologue(J作被打狀跑上臺，內砸出一卷紙筒，J被打中，狼狽不堪) J:EverybodysaysthatI'mhenpecked,butinfact,I'masstrongasatiger，（小聲）whilemy wifeisWuSong.（指著上臺處的門大聲道）I'mnotafraidofyou！（內砸出一臉盆，J接住當成盾牌護著頭）Then,I'mafraidofwhom?-*raverthanme,.AllthisIdonotcare. *isnot!！（內又砸出一卷紙筒，擊中J） MyGod!Whocanhelpme？（下） Act1（序幕結束時，JM作竊聽狀） JM（拄拐棍上）：Ican！（對門內）Lunch!Lunch!Whereareyou?L（扎著圍裙，拿著鍋鏟，從門內跳出來）：I'mhere!What'supmum?JM:I'“ dearestmother-in-law”.L:OK.-in-law,what'sup?JM:.Youhavebeensorude,sobrusque,so lazy…… L:But…… JM:Neverinterruptme!L:Neverinterruptme!SinceImarriedyourson,thatterribleJohnny, daylong,cookingandwashing. and…… JM:!L（生氣地揮動著鍋鏟）：Oh,youwantagrandson,don'tyou？（開始解圍裙）Goandaskyour son.I'mleaving！（扯下圍裙，扔在JM的臉上，下） Act2(LM坐在臺上打毛線，L拿著鍋鏟上) L:Mum,I'mback!LM:Youareback?Why?Whathappened?L:–*（驚訝，但隨即露出幸災樂禍的神情）：See!Ihavealreadytoldyou!Whenyouinsistedon ,,butyoudidnotlisten *yourself…… L:But,mum…… LM:Neverinterruptme!L:Mum,I'mnotinterruptingyou.?And I'.LM（大喜）：Nicegirl!Justnow,Imetthemayor'*:“Ifyoudaughter Haven'tbeenmarried,!”Nowyouarefreeagain,I'llgo andtellhim.（下） L（驚愕）：What?Themayor'sson?-hood？（手中的鍋 鏟掉在地上）！（下） Act3(J睡眼惺忪上) J（邊走邊道）：Lunch!Lunch!Wherearemysocks？（走了幾步，在地上撿起襪子）Heretheyare！（聞一下） Er!Howsmelly!Theyarestilldirty！（突然想起）Lunchhasgone!Ihavetowashthemmyself.（他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起來）Oh,I'msohungry!Butthere'snobreakfast！（撿起地上的圍 裙）!Imisshersomuch,!Now shehasgone..JM（上）：Where'smybreakfast?Where'sLunch?Hasn'tshegotupyet?J:Mum,can'tyouremember?Lunchhasgone!JM（沉吟片刻）：Well,,.Lunchisanice girl,goandtakeherback!J（立正敬禮）：Yesmadam!Act4(J開心地走著，忽然跳出來三個強盜) A:Heyyou!Stopandlistentous!Theroadisbuiltbyme！（抬腳重重地踩在一塊大石頭上） B:AndIplantedonetree！（亦抬腳踩在同一塊石頭上） C:---（欲踩石頭，但踩到了A的腳） AB&C:Giveusallyourmoney!J（搜遍了每一個口袋，掏出1角硬幣）：Is1maoenough？（三強盜暈倒狀，接著三人聚在一邊商量） A:Whatbadluck!Thisguyisbroken!B:,!C:Iheardthatthemayor'.WEcangoand robthewedding!A&B:Goodidea!J（驚訝）：What?What??It'simpossible!AB&C:Why?,whatagoodcouple!J:ButLunchismywife!Wehaven'tgotdivorcedyet！（突然有了主意）I'vegotanidea!,don'tyou?I'llgo withyou..B:?J:*'vegotthis!(J脫下鞋子從里面摸出一張支票，上書$1,000,000) Act5（轉眼已到了婚禮之期.MS意氣風發用紅綢牽著新娘上，J蓋著紅蓋頭極不情愿地被拉上臺）（J和三強盜躍至臺中） ABC&J:Heyyou!Stopandlistentous!A:Theroadisbuiltbyme!B:AndIplantedonetree.C:--- J:Giveusallyourmoney!(L聽到J的聲音，掀起了蓋頭) L（驚喜萬分）：Johnny！（不顧一切地飛奔到J的身邊并。
5.六人搞笑英語短劇
焦仲卿Johnny(Jforshort)劉蘭芝Lunch(Lforshort) 焦母Johnny'smother(JMforshort)劉母Lunch'smother(LMforshort) 太守之子Mayor'sson(MSforshort)強盜Burglars(ABandC) Prologue(J作被打狀跑上臺，內砸出一卷紙筒，J被打中，狼狽不堪) J:EverybodysaysthatI'mhenpecked,butinfact,I'masstrongasatiger，（小聲）whilemy wifeisWuSong.（指著上臺處的門大聲道）I'mnotafraidofyou！（內砸出一臉盆，J接住當成盾牌護著頭）Then,I'mafraidofwhom?-*raverthanme,.AllthisIdonotcare. *isnot!！（內又砸出一卷紙筒，擊中J） MyGod!Whocanhelpme？（下） Act1（序幕結束時，JM作竊聽狀） JM（拄拐棍上）：Ican！（對門內）Lunch!Lunch!Whereareyou?L（扎著圍裙，拿著鍋鏟，從門內跳出來）：I'mhere!What'supmum?JM:I'“ dearestmother-in-law”.L:OK.-in-law,what'sup?JM:.Youhavebeensorude,sobrusque,so lazy…… L:But…… JM:Neverinterruptme!L:Neverinterruptme!SinceImarriedyourson,thatterribleJohnny, daylong,cookingandwashing. and…… JM:!L（生氣地揮動著鍋鏟）：Oh,youwantagrandson,don'tyou？（開始解圍裙）Goandaskyour son.I'mleaving！（扯下圍裙，扔在JM的臉上，下） Act2(LM坐在臺上打毛線，L拿著鍋鏟上) L:Mum,I'mback!LM:Youareback?Why?Whathappened?L:–*（驚訝，但隨即露出幸災樂禍的神情）：See!Ihavealreadytoldyou!Whenyouinsistedon ,,butyoudidnotlisten *yourself…… L:But,mum…… LM:Neverinterruptme!L:Mum,I'mnotinterruptingyou.?And I'.LM（大喜）：Nicegirl!Justnow,Imetthemayor'*:“Ifyoudaughter Haven'tbeenmarried,!”Nowyouarefreeagain,I'llgo andtellhim.（下） L（驚愕）：What?Themayor'sson?-hood？（手中的鍋 鏟掉在地上）！（下） Act3(J睡眼惺忪上) J（邊走邊道）：Lunch!Lunch!Wherearemysocks？（走了幾步，在地上撿起襪子）Heretheyare！（聞一下） Er!Howsmelly!Theyarestilldirty！（突然想起）Lunchhasgone!Ihavetowashthemmyself.（他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起來）Oh,I'msohungry!Butthere'snobreakfast！（撿起地上的圍 裙）!Imisshersomuch,!Now shehasgone..JM（上）：Where'smybreakfast?Where'sLunch?Hasn'tshegotupyet?J:Mum,can'tyouremember?Lunchhasgone!JM（沉吟片刻）：Well,,.Lunchisanice girl,goandtakeherback!J（立正敬禮）：Yesmadam!Act4(J開心地走著，忽然跳出來三個強盜) A:Heyyou!Stopandlistentous!Theroadisbuiltbyme！（抬腳重重地踩在一塊大石頭上） B:AndIplantedonetree！（亦抬腳踩在同一塊石頭上） C:---（欲踩石頭，但踩到了A的腳） AB&C:Giveusallyourmoney!J（搜遍了每一個口袋，掏出1角硬幣）：Is1maoenough？（三強盜暈倒狀，接著三人聚在一邊商量） A:Whatbadluck!Thisguyisbroken!B:,!C:Iheardthatthemayor'.WEcangoand robthewedding!A&B:Goodidea!J（驚訝）：What?What??It'simpossible!AB&C:Why?,whatagoodcouple!J:ButLunchismywife!Wehaven'tgotdivorcedyet！（突然有了主意）I'vegotanidea!,don'tyou?I'llgo withyou..B:?J:*'vegotthis!(J脫下鞋子從里面摸出一張支票，上書$1,000,000) Act5（轉眼已到了婚禮之期.MS意氣風發用紅綢牽著新娘上，J蓋著紅蓋頭極不情愿地被拉上臺）（J和三強盜躍至臺中） ABC&J:Heyyou!Stopandlistentous!A:Theroadisbuiltbyme!B:AndIplantedonetree.C:--- J:Giveusallyourmoney!(L聽到J的聲音，掀起了蓋頭) L（驚喜萬分）：Johnny！（不顧一切地飛奔到J的身邊并躲到了的身后）（MS大怒，揮拳向J打來.J矮身一躲，MS打中了J身后的L,L暈倒） J（火冒三丈）：。
6.英語六人搞笑三分鐘小品
It's Painful to Be a Love Cheater Cast Angela Ivy Peggy Lucy Yu-ting Ithca-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Scene I 購物場景（Peggy and Lucy are shopping. They buy a lot of stuff. Suddenly, they see a handsome man.） Lucy: Oh my god ! What a *: He is so handsome, just like my charming prince in *: Look! He has beautiful eyes and he looks so gentle and *: He's a present that God gave *& Lucy: I love him so much; I want to be his girlfriend!Peggy: Hay! (Looks angry). Lucy, he belongs to me, OK?Lucy: Stupid woman! I saw him first. He's *: No, no, no, ugly woman. I saw him much earlier than *: What? I'm more beautiful than *: But I'm taller. Look at you, little short *: What? Little short hobbit? You are a small-eyed *: You're so mean. Lucy: You too. (Peggy and Lucy get angry) Peggy: Hmm! I hate *: Me too! (Now the war of these two women begins) Scene II 兩個女人在男人周圍 （Peggy and Lucy surround the man, and they are pulling and dragging the man. ） Peggy: Please be my boyfriend, I'm more beautiful than Lucy. I'll be a good *: Sure. You're very beautiful. You're like a super model. To be your boyfriend is my honor. (Lucy drags the man to her side.) Lucy: I really love you very much. I can give you a happy *: You're very beautiful, too! Especially your big eyes! They're very charming! Andy: What should I do? I want to choose Peggy, but I also want to choose *: Let's go to the movies on *: Ok!Lucy: Let's go to the movies tomorrow, OK?Andy: Sure!Andy: Oh~ I'm so happy! There're two beautiful girls are quarreling over me. Look at them; they have long legs, big chest and charming eyes. I'm so lucky! Scene III 偶遇（Lucy, Peggy, and Bonnie meet unexpectedly. Lucy and Peggy stare at each other.） Lucy: Bonnie, listen to *: No! Don't listen to her. Listen to *: Get away. Bonnie is my good friend!Peggy: You liar. She's my good friend!Bonnie: Stop quarreling! Who can tell me what happened? Both of you are good friends, aren't you?Peggy& Lucy: No!Bonnie: What happened between you?Peggy: Bonnie, I hate Lucy. She stole my *: Nonsense. He's my *: Stop it! It's no use quarreling about it. You should have a talk. Don't hurt your friendship over a guy. Friendship is precious. (Peggy & Lucy leave) Scene IV 電影院奇遇（In front of the movie theater. Peggy is waiting for Andy. Lucy is also waiting for Andy. They see each other.） Peggy& Lucy: You…….Lucy: Why are you here?Peggy: I want to ask you the same question. (At this time, Andy arrives; both Lucy and Peggy look at each other in confusion) Andy: Good afternoon, ladies!Peggy& Lucy: She….， you…… Andy: Any questions? It's more fun that we can all go to the movies together. (Andy looks at the watch). The movie will start soon. Let's go!Scoundrel: Don't move! Give me your *& Lucy: Help, help!Scoundrel: Be quiet! I won't kill you if you give me your money. Hurry!Andy: Calm down, sir. I'll give you all the money I have. Don't kill me. If you want to kill somebody, please kill *: Us? Are you crazy?Peggy: We're just girls!Lucy: I can't believe you are such a coward! How can you do this?Peggy: You make me sad. Lucy, let's go! (They leave angry.) Scoundrel: What a coward you are! Killing you is waste of my strength. Chicken! (Scoundrel left but soon he come back) Scoundrel: Wait!Andy: Why did you turn back?Scoundrel: I forgot to take my money. (Takes Andy's money) Scene V Peggy: I'm so sorry. Lucy, can you forgive me? Please….Lucy: Oh~ my dear friend! I'm feeling so sorry, *: So….we're still good friends, right?Lucy: Right! Then, let's go eat. It's my treat!Peggy: Wow~ it's a good idea! Let's go. (Allen shows up.) Allen: Hi, baby! (Peggy& Lucy see Allen at the same time, they got excited and run to Allen.) Peggy& Lucy: Please be my boyfriend. (Peggy& Lucy stare at each other.) Lucy: Let go of your *: He is mine!Lucy: You already have a boyfriend, so he's *: Why do you always like to steal my boyfriend?Lucy: You do, *: He's mine!Lucy: He's mine!Peggy: He's mine!Lucy: He's mine!Allen: Shut up! I don't like girls!Lucy: What?Peggy: You're lying. I can't believe *: Actually……. （Andy appears.） Allen: Oh, honey!Andy: Oh, baby! I'm sorry that I'm late!Allen: Little bad fellow. Don't be late next *: Andy?Andy: Lucy, Peggy, Why are you here?Peggy: I…… （Looks at 。
7.6人搞笑英語話劇劇本加翻譯
FORREST (voice-over) That Momma, she sure was right. It's funny how things work out. EXT. BAYOU LA BATRE/BUBBA'S MOM'S HOUSE - DAY Forrest walks up to a shack on the edge of the Bayou. A group of black kids play in the front yard. FORREST (voice-over) I didn't stay home for long, because I'd made a promise to Bubba. And I always try to keep my promise. So I went on down to Bayou La Batre to meet Bubba's family and make their introduction. Bubba's mother named MRS. BLUE and her other children look at Forrest. MRS. BLUE Are you crazy, or just plain stupid? FORREST Stupid is as stupid does, Mrs. Blue. MRS. BLUE I guess. EXT. BUBBA'S GRAVE - DAY Forrest steps over to Bubba's tombstone. FORREST (voice-over) And of course, I paid my respect to Bubba himself. FORREST Hey, Bubba, it's me, Forrest Gump. I remember everything you said, and I got it all figured out. Forrest pulls out notes from his pocket. FORREST I'm taking the twenty-four thousand, five hundred and six-two dollars and forty-seven cents that I got。
EXT. BAYOU - DAY Forrest walks across a yard where men are cleaning shrimp. FORREST (voice-over) 。 well, that's left after a new hair cut and a new suit and I took Momma out to real fancy dinner and I bought a bus ticket and three Doctor Peppers. Forrest walks along a wooden pier. Forrest pays an old black shrimper a large wad of cash. OLD SHRIMPER Tell me something. Are you stupid or something? FORREST Stupid is as stupid does, sir. EXT. BUBBA'S GRAVE Forrest stands at the grave. FORREST Well, that's what's left after me saying, "When I was in China on the All-America Ping-Pong Team, I just loved playing ping-pong with my Flex-O-Ping-Pong Paddle." Which everybody knows it isn't true, but Momma says it's just a little white lie so it wouldn't hurt nobody. So, anyway, I'm putting all that on gas, ropes and new nets and a brand-new shrimpin' boat. EXT. BAYOU - DAY Forrest steers his shrimping boat. The boat is old and rusty. Forrest unleashes his nets as his catch of the day drops to the deck. It is a bunch of garbage and shells. Forrest picks up one shrimp. FORREST (voice-over) Now, Bubba had told me everything he knows about shrimpin', but you know what I found out? Shrimpin' is tough. EXT. DOCKS Forrest pulls a couple of shrimp out of a bucket. FORREST I only caught five. OLD SHRIMPER A couple of more, you can have yourself a cocktail. The old shrimper begins to walk away, then stops and looks at Forrest. OLD SHRIMPER Hey, you ever think about namin' this old boat? FORREST (voice-over) I'd never named a boat before, but there was only one I could think of. Forrest paints a name on the side of his boat. The name is "Jenny." FORREST (voice-over) The most beautiful name in the wide world.譯文：福勒斯特（畫外音），媽媽，但她絕對是對的。
這是有趣的事情怎么工作。分機。
河口啦BATRE /布巴的媽媽的家——的一天 福勒斯特走到一間小木屋在邊緣的河口。一群黑人孩子踢前面的院子。
福勒斯特（畫外音） 我沒在家待太長時間，因為我犯了一個 保證布巴。我總是努力保持我的承諾。
所以我就下到河口啦Batre滿足布巴的 家庭和使他們的介紹。布巴的母親給布魯太太和她的其他孩子看，福勒斯特。
布魯太太你是不是瘋了，還是天生就這么蠢？福勒斯特蠢人做蠢事，夫人藍色的。布魯太太我猜一猜。
分機。布巴的墳墓——天 福勒斯特步驟到布巴的墓碑上。
福勒斯特（畫外音） 當然，我也去看望了布巴本人。福勒斯特：嘿，布巴，是我，福勒斯特?甘普。
我記得 你說的一切，我讓所有事情都盤算好了。福勒斯特從口袋里掏出筆記。
福勒斯特，我將花二萬四千、五百 和六十二美元和美分，我得到……47個 分機。河口——天 福勒斯特橫跨一個院子的男人都是清潔蝦。
福勒斯特（畫外音） ……嗯，這是一個新發型后留下的和 新衣服，我把媽媽去豪華晚宴 而我買了車票和三個醫生辣椒。福勒斯特沿著一個木制的碼頭。
福勒斯特一個老黑shrimper支付一大把的鈔票。老SHRIMPER告訴我一些。
你是蠢還是什么？福勒斯特蠢人做蠢事，先生。分機。
布巴的墳墓 福勒斯特站在墳墓。福勒斯特好，那就是后留下的我、說、“我 中國乒乓球隊，我All-America而已 我喜歡打乒乓球，Flex-O-Ping-Pong之中。”
每個人都知道這不是真的，但是媽媽說的話嗎 這只是一個小小的善意謊言，這樣它就不會傷害到任何人。所以，無論如何，我把所有的氣體、繩子和新的 網、全新的shrimpin的船。
分機。河口——天 福勒斯特steers蝦船。
他這只船是古老而生銹。福勒斯特釋放他的網作為他釣的一天滴到甲板上。
它是一堆垃圾和貝殼。福勒斯特撿起一個蝦。
福勒斯特（畫外音） 現在，布巴曾告訴過我所有他知道的關于shrimpin '，但你知道我發現嗎？Shrimpin”是很難。
8.求6人英語小短劇
英語幽默短劇劇本The Pocket Money Scene1(At Salesman's home) N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming! S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I'm the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular，（展示），I don't know why. The foolish students always come here. I'll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money…… Oops! It's time to make candies now.（看表） First, put the flour on the table. Then, water, sugar, flour.（邊說邊做） Now press, press…… Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it！（滿不在意的神情） Press, press…… Oh, my god!Never mind! Just do it! Press, press, the children will not know it , it's OK,hehehe…… Now let me cut it into pieces！ 另一個 白雪公主與七個小矮人 Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 英文短劇本 旁白：Once upon a time, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The queen married another queen. The stepmother was very jealous. She dressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do the housework all day and all night, such as sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on. 白雪：（ Sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.） 皇后：I'm the new queen. I'm very beautiful. you see. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I'll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me *, mirror, mirror, come here！ 魔鏡：Yes, I'm coming. Your Majesty! What do you want to know？ 皇后：Mirror, mirror, on the * is the fairest of the all？ 魔鏡：Yes. Your Majesty! You are the fairest of all, I * there is a young lady. She is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black as * is much more beautiful than you. 皇后：She is much more beautiful than me?Who is she? Tell me quickly. 你看看哪個合適，也可以做一些修改 英語短劇劇本The Pocket Money Characters: Narrator(N),Salesman(S),Dad(D),Maggi(M), Alice(A), Candy(C), Policeman(P) Preparation：學校布景，做糖果用桌及相關材料，小販家布景 Scene1(At Salesman's home) N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty sale sman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming! S: Hello,do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I'm the famous candy salesman at the school * candies arevery popular,I don't know * foolish students always come here. I'll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money…… Oops! It's time to make candies now.（看表） First, put the flour on the table. Then, water, sugar, flour.（邊說邊做） Now press, press…… Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it！（滿不在意的情） Press, press…… Oh, my god！（鼻涕）Never mind! Just do it! Press, press, the children will not know it , it's OK,he hehe…… Now let me cut it into pieces! One, two, three, four, five……（用臟菜刀） Wow, everything is ready！ 糖果鉆出來（跳舞），跳完后，非常難過地說：Oh, I'm so dirty and ugly! What can I do? The students will eat me! And they will be ill! Wuwuwu… S: Mmmm…It looks dirty, let me give you a nice coat！ （給它穿上） Wow! Now it's so beautiful! Haha…… C: Oh, no! Don't sell me! I'm dirty！（拖糖果下場） Scene2(At the school gate) N: The next day, when the class is over, all the students come out happily and the salesman goes to the school gate as usual. (Maggie和Alice 歡快地跑出校門，看到小販) （小販拉著糖上場，吆喝）：Candies! Candies! Sweet candies！ …… M: Oh, Alice! Look! Candies! A: Yeah! I think they are yummy! M: Let's ask him. A: OK! C: Don't buy me！（非常焦急） M&A: Why? C: I'm dirty! M: No, you look nice! C: What can I do？ （面向觀眾） Wuwuwu…（小販將她拉在后面） S: Candies! Candies！（引誘兩個女孩） M&A: How much are they? S: Do you have money？（輕蔑） M&A: Money？（對視） M:Oh, I've no money！（失落之極） A: Me too. S: No money? So sorry！（吆喝著走開，下場） M: What can we do now? A: Let's ask dad for money. M: But how to ask? A: How？…Oh,I know ,let's make him happy ,and he will give us money.（自信） M: Good idea！（全部下場） Scene 3:(At Maggie's home) N: The children have to go home and ask dad for some money, and they know their father is good at playing guitar, so they will do something clever. （爸爸看報） M: 。
9.英語搞笑短劇,5—6人,20分鐘左右
英語搞笑短劇劇本 5—6人 三打白骨精 Three Times' Beating Monster 人物：T唐僧 S：孫悟空 E：豬八戒 J：沙僧 B：白骨精 B1:B變成的村姑 B2:B變成的太婆 B3:B變化成的老頭 N：哪吒 T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?S: Bajie,map!E： （摸出，遞給S） S: Look,master （湊近T）………（T、S一齊轉向E） T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, nof to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you!E: Oh,master!Forgive me（伸手拿回） T： （縮手）I'll keep it for you until we reach the west E: But…… T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?E： （遞）*…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can't walk on any more！（坐）My stomach doesn't allow So. S: Fat Pig!E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will……….S: You will what（兇相）？E： （軟禁）I will help you catch fleas（跳蚤）.S: Hm!T：（輕咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?E: You see ,master is hungry,too!T: Baijie!Don't forget who ate my last meal!J: But master,if a monster comes while brother monkey is away…..T: Em…….It is a *,do you have any idea?S: No problem！（安裝）（B已躲在一旁偷看） E: This is…..？S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master's books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it!T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power!S: Bye！（走） T: Let's play cards！（三人開始打牌）音樂《斗地主》B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.（變成B1） B1： （接近三人，望著）Can I join you?T: I'm sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three people are enough.B1： （在一旁觀看）Oh,Chance! Bomb!T: Bomb？（打出） B1: Double King!T: Oh….I win! Em……，Lady,you are a master-hand. Come in and teach me！（準備開電網門） S： （回來，看見B1）Oh,monster！（上前就打） B1： （倒）Ah…… T： （氣憤）Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher!S: She is a monster!T: Nonsense！（深呼吸） S: Oh,please don't…… T:It's too late！（唱）Once more……you open the door…（泰坦尼克主題曲，走音離譜） S: Please,Please,oh,no……（痛苦抱頭） T： （嗆住，咳）Wukong,I'm disappointed with you!B： （真身出現）Hm!Sun Wukong, I'll teach you a lesson！（變成太婆） B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?T: Daughter？。
（連忙擋住地尸體）No,sorry！（陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T擋） S： （咬牙切齒）You monster, I'll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T頭，T暈，S再打死B2) E&J: Are you Ok, master？（扶T） J: Look，（伸食指）how many?T:Two…..（暈乎乎地）Sun Wukong, game over！（變成B3） B3： （看到B1,B2尸體）Oh….，my daughter, my wife! Who did it？！！（哭喊） S: I'll kill you, monster！（打） T： （想阻止，未及）You,you。..（險些暈，E,J扶住 ）You have killed three lives!S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!!S： （悲，離去）（音樂，營造 “假”悲傷氣氛）《人鬼情未了》E: Master, brother Monkey is。
.T: Scratch! Don't mention that guy any more!B： （出現） Ha,ha,ha！（三尸體B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飄”走） T： （驚）You are。
B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被擊退) B： （抓住T）I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha。
S： （悄悄走到B后，打B,B暈）A thousand years later.T: Wukong?E: Oh,Brother Monkey!J: Our hero is back!T: I,I can't understand。
What happened?S: Master,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!T: How,how did you find out?S： （沉默）。
.Monkey's intuition（直覺） N: Excuse me, where is the cniminal?S; Ah。
you are too late ,Nezha！（對T）I've called the police.N： （搖醒B）You are under arrest .（出示證件）You have the right to remain silent If you give up the right, anything you will say can and will be against you in a court of law！（帶走B） T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry（小聲） S: What?T: I'm sorry.S: Em? Louder,please?T: I。
am。
sorry。
..(S 捂耳)（音樂響）《敢問路在何方》（這個放伴奏） T: Let's go guys！（ 歌） S: You are carrying the luggage, I am leading the horse.E: Say goodbye to the sun, Welcome evening glow.J: Sleeping on the ground, again we set out set out, again we set out.T.S.E.J: Ah。
Ah。
Sleeping on the ground again we set out.T: One after the other the seasons go by,and ohe after the other, the year go on. You wonder where the road is. The road is under your feet.T。.。
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