華閱文章網1.求幽默的或者悲傷的中短外國話劇
甲：問你個問題，看你回答得上來回答不上來。
乙：你說吧 甲：你說什么人的家室最長久？ 乙：呃…… 甲：嘿嘿嘿嘿……回答不上來了吧。告訴你吧，（乙：你說。）
種地的和我們挖墳的。 乙：真的？ 甲：再問你個問題 乙：你再說一個 甲：什么人造的東西比船匠泥瓦匠木匠更牢靠？ 乙：……哈，絞刑架！絞刑架在上過一千個人之后依然是那么堅固 甲：你真有點幽默感。
是，絞刑架啊確實有用處，特別是對那些做過壞事的人來說，比如說現在對于他就非常的適合。你竟敢說絞刑架比教堂造的還要牢固！再給你一次機會，回答得要快，回答上來我讓你歇歇。
乙：真的？ 甲：真的！ 乙：我想我有了！ 甲：說！ 乙：……哎呀我怎么想不起來了呢 甲：砸碎了你的笨驢腦袋瓜兒啊你也想不起來！告訴你吧，還是我們挖墳的。 乙：真的？ 甲：因為我們蓋的房子啊，可以一直住到世界的末日 乙：唉呦真的？ 甲：去，給我打瓶酒去。
乙：真的？哦好吧。
2.英文話劇劇本
較簡單的英語話劇劇本The Bus A Story about Love and Stinky Feet 5-6人英語劇本，公交車上的故事，適合大學生活，關于愛和臭腳的故事。
Female student A:,Female student B,Female student C,Boy A: Wang Chiang-rui Boy B,Old woman, Scene One (Three female students are chatting on a bus. Because all the seats are taken, they are standing, holding onto some plastic rings hanging down from the bus roof. Two boys are sleeping in their seats. Then the bus arrives at a stop and an old woman gets on. She looks at the seats. Seeing no empty seats, she stands next to a female student and holds onto a plastic ring.) Old woman: There're no empty seats. I guess I'll have to stand. (The female students find the old woman not having a seat. They want to help her find one to sit in.) Female student A: We should find a seat for her. Female student B: Right. Those two bad boys did not give their seats to her. (The two boys continue to sleep.) Female student C: We should find a seat for her. Female students A & B: Yes. (Female student A goes to Boy A and taps on his shoulder.) Female Student A: Excuse me, could you give your seat to that old lady? (Boy A stretches and continues to sleep. Female students A and B look at each other. Female student B taps on Boy A's shoulder.) Female Student B: Hey! Can you give your seat to that old lady? Boy A: (wakes up) I lined up for twenty hours yesterday to buy A-Mei's new album. I'm very tired. I'm sorry I can't give my seat to the old lady. (continues to sleep) Female student C: What should we do? Female student B: Let's ask the other boy. Boy B: (gets up suddenly) Ah! All: (startled)Ah! Female student B: What happened? Female student C: Why did you scream? Boy B: I had a nightmare. It was terrible. Female student B: Excuse me, can you give your seat to that old lady? (Boy B falls asleep.) Female student A: Hello! Is it OK for you to make room for that old lady? Boy B: Let me sleep, please. I read an English novel all night last night and didn't get any sleep. Can you let me sleep for a while? Female student A: Well, we've tried. Female student B: The young man is really brash. Old woman: Thank you, young ladies! I'm OK! Don't think I'm an old woman. I am healthy. (makes a few kicks like a young man) Female student C: Maybe we worry too much. The old lady's very healthy. (The bus driver hits the brake suddenly and the old woman falls over. It makes Boy A wake up.) Boy A: Oh! Are you OK? Old woman: Oh! Oh! My waist! Boy A: You can take my seat. (helps the old woman to the seat) Female student C: Hmm. He just got his conscience. Female student A: Yeah! I was just about to say they got no manners. Female student B: Yeah. I thought he was a cold-blooded animal. Boy A: Hey! Watch your own manners. I've given her my seat. I'm really very tired. (At this time Boy B is embarrassed. He dares not continue to sleep.) Old woman: Thank you, young man. I'm old and useless. Boy B: Don't say that. If I'd given you my seat earlier, the accident wouldn't have happened. (The bus driver hits the brake suddenly again. Boy A falls down.) Scene Two (The Old woman and Boy B sit in the seats. Boy A is standing behind the three girls and drowsing. The three girls continue to chat. Boy A is drowsing carelessly and bumps into Female student A's body.) Female student A: Oh! Who touched me? (turns her head around and sees Boy A standing behind her) It's you, right? Boy A: What? Female student B: Why? You did it intentionally, didn't you? Boy A: Wait. I didn't do anything. Female student C: You touched her intentionally, right? Boy A: Hey, I'm not that kind of person. (looks at Boy B) Hey… Is it you? Boy B: (confused and shakes his head) Not me. I was sleeping. (The bus driver hits the brake suddenly again. Boy A bumps into Female student A again.) Female student A: (angry) Still saying it wasn't you? You pig! Boy A: I didn't mean it. Old woman: Nowadays boys are not the same as those in the past. Boys in the past were all very polite. Now boys are reckless. Female student C: Now what do you have to say? Apologize to her. Hurry! Boy A: Alright! Alright! (to female student A) I'm sorry. (Female student A ignores him and continues to chat with the other two girls.) Boy A: It's not my day today. Boy B: Gentlemen don't fight with women. And she's no nice woman. Old woman: Nowadays girls don't have good temper. Time really changed. Boy B: Older people know more than us. Old woman: When I was a young student, I got love letters from many men every day. For the sake of manners, I went out with different men every day. (Boys A and B don't 。
3.急需搞笑、健康、簡短的英文話劇劇本
同學是某偏遠地區的，英語發音一直不標準，老師英文也是發不準，所以學生更是一口地道的土腔英語。
話說同學的妹妹剛上初一，學英語的積極性狂高，每天早晨天不亮就開始朗讀單詞，這天像往常一樣，繼續拼命的讀，他爹就蹲在窗戶底下抽煙袋。小妹妹念“hands（音：漢子），hands”,“two hands（偷漢子）。
他爹聽完就止不住的皺眉，一大早就聽見閨女要偷漢子，心想怪不得聽說外國人開放， 書上都這么寫。小妹妹繼續讀“hands,hands,two hands（偷漢子）”。
最后一句，差點沒把老漢氣歪過去，小妹妹高聲朗讀“俺還未偷漢子”（i have two hands）。
4.急需搞笑、健康、簡短的英文話劇劇本
同學是某偏遠地區的，英語發音一直不標準，老師英文也是發不準，所以學生更是一口地道的土腔英語。
話說同學的妹妹剛上初一，學英語的積極性狂高，每天早晨天不亮就開始朗讀單詞，這天像往常一樣，繼續拼命的讀，他爹就蹲在窗戶底下抽煙袋。小妹妹念“hands（音：漢子），hands”,“two hands（偷漢子）。他爹聽完就止不住的皺眉，一大早就聽見閨女要偷漢子，心想怪不得聽說外國人開放， 書上都這么寫。小妹妹繼續讀“hands,hands,two hands（偷漢子）”。
最后一句，差點沒把老漢氣歪過去，小妹妹高聲朗讀“俺還未偷漢子”（i have two hands）。
5.簡短經典電影臺詞 要說電影名字
《大話西游》 愛一個人需要理由嗎？ 至尊寶：出來吧！葡萄！（菩提從床后轉出來。）
菩提：我不是想監視你，我只不過是想研究一下人與人之間的一些微妙的感情。 至尊寶：你只是強盜啊大哥，別學人家做學問。
菩提：強盜也有學問。 至尊寶：省省吧，睡啦！ 菩提：紫霞在你心目中是不是一個驚嘆號，還是一個句號，你腦袋里是不是充滿了問號…… 至尊寶：紫霞只不過是一個我認識的人！我以前說過一個謊話騙她，現在只不過心里面有點內疚而已。
我越來越討厭她了！我明天就要結婚了，你想怎么樣嘛！ 菩提：有一天當你發覺你愛上一個你討厭的人，這段感情才是最要命的！ 至尊寶：可是我怎么會愛上一個我討厭的人呢？請你給我一個理由好不好？拜托！ 菩提：愛一個人需要理由嗎？ 至尊寶：不需要嗎？ 菩提：需要嗎？ 至尊寶：不需要嗎？ 菩提：需要嗎？ 至尊寶：不需要嗎？ 菩提：哎，我是跟你研究研究嘛，干嘛那么認真呢？需要嗎？ （轉身走了）（至尊寶陷入沉思。）。