華閱文章網1.2人英語小品劇本2分鐘
Peter dozed off while his teacher was talking.
老師正在講課，彼得打起瞌睡來了。
Teacher: Peter!Tell us, what's the biggest in the world?
老師：彼得！你說說，世界上什么最大？
Peter: Well, well。.eyelids。.
彼得： 嗯……嗯……眼皮……
Teacher: What?Eyelids?
老師：什么？眼皮？
Peter: Yes, sir. Because as soon as I shut my eyes, the eyelids cover everything of the world.
彼得：是的，老師。因為我眼睛一閉，眼皮就把世界上所有的東西都遮住了。
2.簡短的2人英語短劇
英語小品劇本文章列表
[英語小品劇本]英語短劇：The Fox and the Tiger（狐假虎威） 佚名 08-17
[英語小品劇本]【7人英文話劇】花木蘭 Mulan 佚名 05-20
[英語小品劇本]英語話劇劇本 Pygmalion By Georg… 11-27
[英語小品劇本]THE MASK 面膜 未知 11-27
[英語小品劇本]英語話劇劇本 《新梁祝外傳》 未知 11-27
[英語小品劇本]音樂劇：Peter and the Wolf （彼德與狼） 潘彩英 11-27
[英語小品劇本]The Gifts （禮物） 潘彩英 11-27
[英語小品劇本]英語短劇：Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 尚麗娟（… 11-27
[英語小品劇本]英語話劇劇本●傻子春天 佚名 11-27
[英語小品劇本]英語小品 Another day in paradise 佚名 11-27
[英語小品劇本]英語短劇劇本孩和他的樹 佚名 11-27
[英語小品劇本]防空洞英文劇本 佚名 11-27
[英語小品劇本]Learn to love 佚名 11-27
[英語小品劇本]Big words of western tour （大話西游） 佚名 11-27
[英語小品劇本]英語劇本 魔豆 佚名 11-27
[英語小品劇本]英語劇本 買藥 佚名 11-27
[英語小品劇本]英語話劇劇本貂禪 佚名 11-27
[英語小品劇本]The Pocket Money 佚名 11-27
[英語小品劇本]英語劇本買藥 佚名 11-27
[英語小品劇本]英語搞笑話劇《孔雀東南飛》 佚名 11-27
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3.英語2人小品劇本帶翻譯
An English play---- Pig Guy has been defeated by Monkey King 悟空：師傅，是不是太累了？休息一下再走吧。
Master, are you tired? Let's have a rest.唐僧：沒關系，前面不遠就有人家了，到了那里再休息吧。 I am fine. Let's have a rest later. Look! There is a house over there.悟空仔細地攙扶唐僧繼續行走，同時另一邊老頭、老媽、小媳婦出場。
小媳婦（做哭狀）：爹、媽，我…… Daddy, mommy, I, I … 老頭：女兒，快走吧，不然那豬精來了，就走不了了。 Honey, hurry up. The spirit is coming soon.小媳婦走幾步又回頭跑回老媽的懷里，抱頭痛哭。
老頭在一邊嘆息，擦淚。唐僧、悟空走到他們面前。
悟空：師傅，到了。Master, here we are.唐僧（走到老頭面前行禮，悟空看見了正在哭的母女倆，覺得奇怪，上下打量）：老施主，我是從 東土大唐前往西天取經的和尚，想借貴地休息一晚，不知方便否？Excuse me, sir. I am the monk from the east. Can we stay over here tonight？老頭（做哽咽狀）：哦，是東土大唐來的高僧啊，可以可以。
（別過臉去繼續哭泣） Oh, you are the monk from the east. Sure. Sure, come in, please …… 唐僧正在奇怪，老媽聞聲抬起頭，仔細打量唐僧，突然撲到唐僧面前。老媽：高僧啊，你可要救救我的女兒，救救我們一家啊。
Master, please save my daughter, save my family… 唐僧：老施主休要傷心，有什么事慢慢說。Don't be sad, madam. Take it easy. What happened？老頭：高僧有所不知，我們這里有一只豬精，今天要來跟我女兒成親，大家都斗不過它，現在正 準備把女兒送出去逃避 Master, there is a spirit here. He wants to marry my daughter, tonight. We are all afraid of him. 唐僧：施主莫怕，我這徒弟本領高強，也許他能幫上你們。
Calm down, sir. My apprentice has great capability. Maybe, he can help you.老頭：唉，高僧啊，以前也來過自稱本領高強的師傅，結果都被這豬精打跑了。今天你們就躲著 別出來了吧。
Alas! , master, there have been many people who boast to be very capable. But every time, they were defeated by the spirit. You'd better keep away tonight.悟空：噢，有這么厲害的妖怪？我倒要會他一會。待會你們只管躲起來，外面發生什么事，都不 用管。
What? Is the spirit really so strong? I'd like to see how great he is. All of you just stay inside. Don't come out no matter what happens.這時起了風聲（音樂），老頭一家嚇得站起來混身發抖。小媳婦嚇得直往老媽懷里鉆。
悟空鎮定 地舉手示意，讓師傅及老頭一家人躲到房間里面去。自己也手搭涼篷看了看，便不慌不忙地也躲 在了門后，露出一段紅袖子。
豬八戒大笑著耀武揚威地走上場來，嘴里大喊：小娘子，我來了。Darling, here I am.站在臺上停一下，見沒有動靜，覺得奇怪，往房屋里看去，見露出一段紅袖子，高興地一拍手掌。
八戒：小娘子還害羞呢，不敢出來見老豬嗎？來，來，來，我們就要是夫妻了，還害什么羞呀。Darling, don't be so shy! Please come to me. Come on, we will be a couple. 豬八戒跑上去輕輕拉住紅袖子，把小娘子拖了出來，小娘子作出害羞的樣子，有時又做出猴子的 模樣。
八戒：小娘子，不用怕，我雖然長得丑，但本領高強，一定會讓你過上好日子的。Darling, don't be afraid. Although I am ugly, I am so powerful. I am sure that I can make you happy. 小娘子笑著點頭，抓耳撓腮。
八戒：小娘子，你高興的時候干嘛要像猴子一樣？Darling, why do you look like a monkey ？小娘子：我一高興就覺得癢，所以就抓一抓。When I am happy, I always tickle.八戒：高興就好，高興就好。
我們快入洞房吧。Fine, let's go to the bedroom.八戒拉住小娘子就往房子里面鉆。
小娘子作出動腦筋的樣子，又把八戒拉回來。八戒：哇，小娘子，你好大的力氣啊，干嘛把我拉出來啊？Darling. Why are you so powerful？小娘子：夫君，你這模樣進去會嚇著我的父母的，還是去你家里吧。
Honey, your appearance will frighten my parents. We'd better go to your home.八戒：去我家？那太好了，我們這就走吧。Go to my house?OK. that's a great idea. Let's go.兩人走了幾步，小女子做出腿疼摔了一下的樣子，八戒忙扶起她，作出痛惜的樣子。
小女子：我一個弱女子，哪里能走這么遠？夫君背我吧。I cannot walk any further. Can you carry me on your back？八戒：背你？好，好，好。
誰讓你是我的媳婦呢？Carry you on my back? All right. You're my wife after all. Come on.八戒把小女子背上：娘子，我們這就出發了。Darling, Let's go.小女子（在八戒頭上一點）：走吧，呆子。
Okay. Let's go.音樂響起（直到八戒摔倒）。八戒在臺上走一圈，做出越走越慢，越走越累的樣子。
小女子在他背 上抓耳撓腮，非常高興。八戒：小娘子，你怎么這么重啊？Darling, why are you so heavy？ 小女子：不是我重，只怕是你不想背我吧？Do you think so? Don't you want to carry me？） 八戒：不，不，不，我背，我背。
Yes, I do. I do. 繼續艱難地走。小女子得意地在背上笑。
八戒體力不支，一跤摔倒。
4.求二人英文幽默短劇 4到5分鐘
Will power意志力 Mike(M) Danny(C), Tommy(T)---classmates 地點：Scene----in the college dorm大學宿舍 Danny is playing a computer game on his laptop. Tommy is * came back from a morning jogging.M: hi, Dan, what are u doing?D: I am playing war craft.M: Where is Tommy?D: Shiiiii!M:What? What's the matter?D: Don't u see? He is still sleeping.M: My goodness! I can't believe this! It's almost nine. He got to get up now. Don't u remember we are required to make up a three people dialogue for tomorrow's oral class?D: Yes, I do. You wake up Tommy and I will play one more round of war craft. M: You'd better stop playing right now. We don't have much time to prepare this dialogue. Tommy! Tommy! Wake up! Time to wake up!T:five more minutes, *: No way, Jose. Time really * still have a lot to do. Hurry up.T: (Tommy sits up in his bed) Can I lie down two more minutes, please, just two more minutes? when Danny finishes his game, I will be fine.(Yawns) I don't know why I am so so sleepy. (Tommy lies down again.)M: Guys!!! I am really angry now. Time waits for nobody. If you two don't stop what you are doing now, I will find somebody else to be my partners.D and T: all right. All right. We listen to u.M: That's more like it. We need will power.D and T: what is will power?M: Will power is trying hard not to do something that you really want to do. D: You mean like trying not to play war craft? Mike: right. T: you mean like trying not to stay up late?M: * turns off his computer. Tommy gets up and goes to the * minutes later the three maskeetters are working on their *: Mike, can I take a little break? Let me play one round and we will continue our work?Tommy: Mike, Can I lie down a minute? My back *: No! No! No! Let's finish our work first before we do anything. We need will power!Danny and Tommy: that's true. We need will power! We listen to * end。
5.2人英語簡短搞笑劇本
(At Salesman's home)
N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!
S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I'm the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular，（展示），I don't know why. The foolish students always come here. I'll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……
Oops! It's time to make candies now.（看表）
First, put the flour on the table.
Then, water, sugar, flour.（邊說邊做）
Now press, press……
Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it！（滿不在意的神情）
Press, press……
Oh, my god!Never mind! Just do it!
Press, press, the children will not know it , it's OK,hehehe……
Now let me cut it into pieces!
6.2人英語短話劇劇本
Narrator: When Stephen came back to the museum, Raf and Peg were sitting sad on the floor and didn't say anything. Stephen opened the box and handed it to *n: Look what I found. (He said slightly.)Raf: (He unwrapped the paper on the skull dispiritedly, but soon an amazing smile stretched through his face. Peg also looked at the bones surprisingly.) (He whispered.) “Patagonytus puerti.”Scene 4 〈Another Miracle〉Narrator: Time flies. It has been one month since Stephen helped Raf and Peg in the museum. Today is the last day that Raf and Peg stay in Taiwan. They eat lunch in a fast-food *: I spoke with our friends in Argentina this morning. They are very *: (with happiness) Why… （She turned to Stephen, who was eating a hamburger.） Hey, Stephen, you're awfully quiet. What's wrong?Stephen: (looked sad) Well, I'm just thinking about what I'm going to do after you leave for *: Oh, what? (slammed down her drink) Raf, didn't you ask him?Raf: (embarrassed) Eh…I forgot… （Peg looked angry.）Stephen: Ah, excuse me. What are you talking about?Raf: Sorry, Stephen. I forgot to ask you: How would you like to come to Argentinafor a month to continue drawing for us?Stephen: (jumped to his feet) Let's do it!!! The End。
7.2人英語短話劇劇本
Narrator: When Stephen came back to the museum, Raf and Peg were sitting sad on the floor and didn't say anything. Stephen opened the box and handed it to Raf.
Stephen: Look what I found. (He said slightly.)
Raf: (He unwrapped the paper on the skull dispiritedly, but soon an amazing smile
stretched through his face. Peg also looked at the bones surprisingly.)
(He whispered.) “Patagonytus puerti.”
Scene 4 〈Another Miracle〉
Narrator: Time flies. It has been one month since Stephen helped Raf and Peg in the museum. Today is the last day that Raf and Peg stay in Taiwan. They eat lunch in a fast-food restaurant.
Raf: I spoke with our friends in Argentina this morning. They are very excited.
Peg: (with happiness) Why… （She turned to Stephen, who was eating a hamburger.）
Hey, Stephen, you're awfully quiet. What's wrong?
Stephen: (looked sad) Well, I'm just thinking about what I'm going to do after you leave for Argentina.
Peg: Oh, what? (slammed down her drink) Raf, didn't you ask him?
Raf: (embarrassed) Eh…I forgot… （Peg looked angry.）
Stephen: Ah, excuse me. What are you talking about?
Raf: Sorry, Stephen. I forgot to ask you: How would you like to come to Argentina
for a month to continue drawing for us?
Stephen: (jumped to his feet) Let's do it!!!
The End
8.急需英語兩人短小小品劇本（2到3分鐘的）最好反映校園生活的,五年
9.關于圣誕節2人簡短英語小品劇本
旁白：在很久很久以前，有一個叫XX的王國，里面住著國王一家人，還有若干仆人，但是，國王和王后沒有孩子…… 王后祈禱狀：神啊，請賜給我一個皮膚像雪一樣白，嘴唇像血一樣紅的孩子吧~PS：我要男孩！ 旁白：神聽到了王后的祈禱，于是，派了一只烏鴉叼了一個嬰孩給王后。
烏鴉上場：傻瓜，傻瓜，傻瓜……（龍套過場，丟下一嬰孩） 王后驚喜的喊：阿娜答，快來看看，這是上天賜給我們的禮物啊~ 國王上場：哦，我的上帝，真是個美麗的孩子，親愛的，我看我們就叫他XX吧~ 王后反對：不，我覺得叫XX更好聽。 國王伸手：那好吧~老規矩！ 王后和國王猜拳：石頭、剪子、布！ 王后雀躍的看著孩子：哦也~親愛的XX，以后你的名字就叫XX了哦~（XX的我很汗啊~） 國王宣布：為了慶祝我老來得子，我要宴請天下臣民，來啊，擺個三天三夜的流水席！ 某財政長官哭喊著上：陛下，我們要工資！ 國王一揮手，財政長官被士兵拖下。
國王沉思狀：看來還是光請些重量級的人物就好了…… 旁白：于是，國王和王后邀請了被稱之為“十三點”的仙女組合，來為公主洗禮。 仙女1：我賜予小公主和我一樣無與倫比的美貌！（旁白：嘔吐~） 仙女2：我賜予小公主無與倫比的智慧，就像我一樣！（旁白：8+8=？ 仙女2不假思索的回答：27！） 仙女3：我，我賜予小公主，無，無與倫比的，口，口才……（旁白直接上來貼橡皮膏） 仙女4：我賜予小公主像我一樣的溫柔性情，哦活活~（三段式大笑~） 仙女5：我賜予小公主善良的心！（陰險的拿起草人，我釘我釘我釘釘釘~） 仙女6：我賜予小公主正直勇敢的心！克塞前來拜訪！（或者代表月亮懲治罪惡，也可以~關鍵是動作！）（旁白：啊，蟑螂啊~ 仙女6：救命啊~瞬間跑沒影了~） 仙女7：我賜予小公主永遠也不變形的身材！（大象的照片就此走過~） 仙女8：我要賜予小公主美妙的嗓音！（后臺響起鋸床腿的聲音~） 仙女9：我賜予小公主永遠也花不完的金錢！（國王點頭中：還是這個實用點~） 仙女10：我會保佑小公主永遠受到人民的愛戴！ 仙女11：我會賜予小公主幸福！ 仙女12：我要賜給小公主我們“13點”組合的思維邏輯！哦活活~（眾人企求狀： ……ya ma da……） 仙女13：我要賜予小公主…… 旁白：正在最后一位仙女要賜予小公主祝福的時候，突然之間電閃雷鳴，世界發生了異變（語氣異常的沉重~） 不明人物1登場：為了防止世界被破~~壞 （抖幾聲~） 不明人物2：為了維護世界的和~~平 （繼續抖~） 1：換之愛與真實的邪惡 2：可惡又討厭的反派角色！ 1指著自己：x魔女 2同樣指著自己：跟班兒…… 1&2擁抱在一起：我們是穿梭在xyz中的x組合！！ 1伸出手臂做期待狀：黑洞，黑色的明天在等著我們！ 烏鴉跑龍套：就是這樣！傻瓜~傻瓜~ 旁白驚恐：大事不好了，萬惡的魔女出現了！ 魔女（一手指天一手指地，做唯我獨尊狀）：這么大的一個宴會居然沒有邀請我這個宇宙間第一玉樹臨風、英俊瀟灑、風流倜儻的魔女？！ 國王：那個，是因為您老老搬家，所以…… 魔女手一揮：辯解無用！既然大家都送了小公主禮物，那我也來送一樣吧~（當當當當~跟班敲手鼓ing~）小公主確實無憂無慮的生活著，但到了16歲生日那天，她就會被一根香蕉給噎死，哇哈哈哈哈~~~噎死吧~~~ 旁白：停停停，不是應該被紡車給扎死嗎？ 魔女：你家有紡車嗎？ 旁白：木有！ 魔女：都什么年代了，換點花樣吧~ 旁白：但是…… 魔女（威脅）：我說是噎死的就是噎死的，你再廢話，我咬死你哦~ 旁白苦大仇深狀：于是，可憐的公主就這樣被可惡的魔女詛咒了！ 魔女歡快的：你是風兒我是沙，纏纏綿綿繞天涯……（退場~） 國王和王后擔心的：怎么辦啊？我可憐的孩子居然被詛咒了…… 仙女13：請不要擔心，我的祝福還沒有送出呢？ 國王：那你為什么不送呢？ 仙女13羞怯的：因為我這里的熱線比較忙~ 王后：請仙女趕快解除魔女的詛咒吧~ 仙女13：好吧~我所給的祝福就是：小公主會在16歲生日那天被一根香蕉噎著，但不會死去，而是沉睡，直到一個真心愛著她的王子出現親吻她一下，那時小公主就會醒來，并且永遠幸福的生活下去。
國王：為什么不一下子解除魔女的詛咒呢？ 仙女13雙手交握：因為這樣比較浪漫啊~ 眾人上來一陣狂踩：打你個有虐待傾向的…… 旁白：暴力場面請自動忽略，時間過的飛快，一眨眼，公主已經16歲了，她真是又美麗又善良，家中閑妻良母的典范啊~ 公主跳著上場：我是女生，漂亮的女生~ 先發一半，后面的再說~找人算帳去 Voice: In the long, long time ago, there was a kingdom called XX, which is home to the King family, there are a number of servants, but the king and queen had no children 。 。
Queen-like prayer: Oh God, please give me a skin as white as snow, lips as red as the blood of children bar ~ PS: I want a boy! Voice: God heard the Queen's prayer, then, sent a crow Diao had a baby to the Queen. Crows play: Fool, fool, a fool 。 。
(bit-part player off the market, leaving a baby) Queen surprise shouted: Ana A., come take a look, this is a gift God has given us ah ~ King of play: Oh, my God, is 。
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